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Jackson
01-01-05, 02:00
Cafe Orleans Cordoba & San Martin (in Centro)

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Main Man
03-12-05, 12:58
Wen. around 3pm I pulled a short blonde with shoulder length hair in a ponytail. I think her name is Sammy. She looks much better once you get her down to a thong.

She claims to never do this, but just for me stuck her thong on my face and gave me a BBBJ. I wasn't ready for the main event yet, but she wanted to fuck so we did. In the middle of all this she stops and tries to convince me that I've already came. I told her that I didn't. Now, she suddenly pretends to understand neither my Ingles nor my Spanish even though she understood both prior to this. I kept using wording that insisted by stopping now she was terminating the session and voiding our contract. In other words, if she fucked me over she wasn't getting paid. Turns out she was more worried about getting the ID back from the hotel than the money.

Once we got past that stage she continued and actually provided pretty good sex. I wouldn't repeat but she wasn't terrible in bed and the looks were good. She also didn't allow much clitorial contact. I've noticed that some of the girls in BsAs actually try to avoid getting off. As I've spent the last ten years reading every book, magazine, and watching every video I can find on female orgasm, I was able to work around this and get some of them off anyway. Not this one, though!

Main Man
03-12-05, 13:07
Monday around 5 pm I pulled a skinny, 21 year old with black hair and no Ingles. She acted indifferent in Orleans. In the Taxi she was very affectionate. I thought to myself, "OK, now where is the punchline".

At the hotel she was still affectionate. I actually paid this girl upfront and she made a joke about running away that put me on edge. We kissed for a whiile and I sucked her nipples and lightly necked her. After ten minutes or so of this, I began rubbing her pussy. I started on the lipps and later tried for the deeper, upper action of the contraversial "G-spot". I can't remember if she responded to this or not, but I know I ended up using a circular motion around and lightly over the clitoris. She went nuts on me and we fucked like rabbits for 30 minutes straight. She was eager to rub against me and enter position that allowed lots of skin contact to the right spots. After I came, she wasn't finished. I fingered her and while I was looking at her pussy, she put my head down on her. After another 20 minutes or so of her body flopping all over she did the thing where the woman starts moving away and the man chases her and keeps eating her pussy. I don't know how else to describe it, but guys who have hd a real GF will know what I mean :) Afterwards we were kissing and she put me inside her bareback.

Awesome! 2 pops, face shoved in pussy, and all for 200 pesos. Real looker too.

MoonDog
03-12-05, 13:44
I actually paid this girl upfront
and she made a joke about running away that put me on edge.
Never pay in advance. See the attached photo.

Moondog

Main Man
03-12-05, 14:10
I guess I just got lucky that she actually liked me and gave me the best time of any girl in BsAs and near my best in the entire world. Funny gif!

There were a number of girls that demanded money in advance. See my Newport post for the details of the worst one. I agree that it is critical to never pay in advance. You'll actually get much worse service and less time by being a nice guy and paying in advance.

Also, if a girl insists on using her hotel instead of yours, I think this is because she plans to rip you off and is afraid the hotel won't give her document back. I think it has more to do with this than it does the few pesos she might get in commision because I offered more money and was still turned down. This happened in Excedra for a hottie. I wasn't stupid enough to fall for it.

The Truth
03-12-05, 14:30
As I never saw ANMYTHING that was even remotely interesting (except Moondog's gfirl and she is taken LOL!) either time I went to Orleans.

Main Man
03-12-05, 14:41
Surfer, most times I hit Orleans it was dead or a sausage fest. However if you had went around 1-3pm or 5-6pm you should've been able to find some quality girls. Some looked great until I got up close. The two I pulled were top quality in the looks department. Did you see the older woman with long black hair put in a pony tail? How about the blonde with the pink suit? Both were there for extended periods on two different days. Those two weren't bad and couldn't touch the girls I pulled.

In general, clubs around this area open earlier. I found the area from Excedra to Orleans to be hopping in the afternoon. Recoleta didn't seem happening until much later at night.

MoonDog
03-12-05, 14:47
Also, if a girl insists on using her hotel instead of yours, I think this
is because she plans to rip you off and is afraid the hotel won't
give her document back. I think it has more to do with this than
it does the few pesos she might get in commision because I offered
more money and was still turned down. This happened in Excedra for
a hottie. I wasn't stupid enough to fall for it.
Main Man,

I've never had a bad experience such as a planned rip-off, but that does not mean there are not girls out there who will do that. When she wants to go to a local short time hotel, that usually means she wants to get back in the cafe or club and make more $$, as she does not want to spend any extra time with you. That is enough to avoid her. I do not think though, that she is setting you up for a rip-off.

Moondog

Aussie Greg
03-14-05, 14:35
I had my best luck at Orleans, Ive picked up two spinners from there, just ask Capt Dave !!

Aussie Greg

Lunico
03-15-05, 04:21
It's me mate, El Mono of Mansion fame. Kudos to you and your menage tois. Last time I saw you, you were so drunk I was getting tipsy from your fumes, and it was 2 in the afternoon! You're the man! I'm trying to get back to BA as soon as me schoolin is done.

Man, I dream of BA, imma have to buy locks to put on my nuts so I dont drain out in few days like I did last time I was there. So, whats up with the spinners, got any pics ud like to share?

El Mono

WorldTravel69
04-05-05, 10:48
It used to have a lot of younger, pretty chicas, but someone told them about Tourist suckers willing to spend big bucks in search of a 10 at the Clubs. So the chicas started going to the Clubs. And of course after a few beers and late at night they would look like 10s, but what do they look like in the morning?
WT69

One Tree Hill
04-07-05, 04:30
In case anyone wants to see it....

Corner of Cordoba and San Martin .....

SFTraveller
04-09-05, 02:52
200p dark Brown hair, very light skin tone, tall, thin but shapely, wore glasses and a light colored business suit,BBBj and multiposition.
14 P for room around the corner clean room with toliet and shower and bed.

Stormy
04-09-05, 10:12
I think the price on that transitorio is 40 pesos, not 14 for two hours.

This place is just up San Martin and around the corner at Tres Sargentos, a block away from Cafe Orleans.

But maybe you were at a different transitorio, but that price is very low.

SeeksGoodTime
04-17-05, 23:04
Just went to that one with a slender Paraguyan on Thursday. I wanted to bring her back to the apartment in Recoleta but it was absolutely pouring here that day and not an empty cab to be found. She begged me to try the hotel and told me it was very clean. I have to say I was impressed. Nothing like the dives in Costa Rica where I've had difficulty being able to nut in becuase of the filth. Had toothbrush, etc. Tip: There are two stools to your left on entry (at least the one I had). These are visible from the shower stall, so I think this is a good place to leave your clothes.

130 pesos for chica, 40 for room. Somehow, I dodged the 40 exit fee from Orleans. I had waited out a 200 peso offer from the chica and she came back to me with 120 after two cervezas. By the way, my plus for Paraguayans. Never had any issue with BBJ even when not requesting and always have been very passionate. They also seem to be the worst at english since it seems the pronunciation is more difficult for them with there Spanish dialect.

I like Orleans better than Excedra although location for Excedra is a bit prettier.

Incaboy
04-21-05, 15:33
I think the price on that transitorio is 40 pesos, not 14 for two hours.

This place is just up San Martin and around the corner at Tres Sargentos, a block away from Cafe Orleans.

But maybe you were at a different transitorio, but that price is very low.

The prices at the nearby Horizonte transitorio are $30, $40, and $50 for progressively more elaborate very clean rooms which include a couple of drinks delivered to your room. Places like Horizonte are designed for fun and I consider them a must-see in this city.

Incaboy
04-22-05, 15:01
Last night, Thursday between 7:30pm and 10pm, I spent time at Café Orleans, Castelar Bar, and Café Excedra. Contrary to my experiences on Monday and Tuesday night during a similar time period, I'd say Café Orleans had the best selection of attractive women especially younger ones.

One girl at Café Orleans with long, dark, matted hair couldn't take no for an answer. I think she's the same one I saw through the window the other night at Castelar Bar and who I described as a junkie. It's one thing for these girls to flirt from across the room within reason but this one kept giving me a stupid come-hither look. She was so aggressive with it that I actually nodded no with a frown. It was time for me to head over to Café Excedra for a milanesa dinner so I left. As I returned about an hour later, the junkie was on her way out the door. When she saw me she quickly turned around and followed me in. She sat at the next table to me and kept staring at me. I told her that I was not interested and would never be interested in her. Interestingly enough, that kept her at bay for nearly a minute until she returned to her routine while fidgeting like a junkie. In speed freak time, a minute is probably like a couple of hours. I had to order myself one of those Imperial Quilmés because her rocking back and forth was making ME nervous, lol.

I honestly found the whole thing funny more than anything else. I mean, is some loser guy going to finally give in to this pressure and say yes? Oh, I know the answer to that is yes. I've seen too many pussy mongers (pun?).

Meanwhile, I noticed a cutie that I was interested in but unfortunately I forgot her name. As I left to tour the downtown clubs, I asked for her schedule and she said she works days till about 10pm. Maybe we'll hook up another time. There were a few others who looked pretty good too.

Daddy Rulz
04-23-05, 04:00
Funny you should write that. One night a few years back I was in Orleans and some chica that looked just as you described your junkie did the same thing to me. Eventually she came and sat at my table and started propositioning me. I told her I wasn't intrested and all she would do is say "Ok I understand", and then try it again with a different variation of time, service or money. It should have been annoying but it was so funny. It went on for about a half hour, I was amazed at her persistance.

Incaboy
05-04-05, 03:47
This afternoon, Tuesday at about 6 pm, I finally got around to taking out the "cutie" that I first spotted in this place nearly two weeks ago. I had seen her there several times since while peeking through the window or making 15 minute café doble scouting runs but I always hesitated. Hesitated? You know where this is going, don't ya?

Her name is Magalí. She's maybe 5'4", 23 years old, neither skinny nor overweight, curvy in the right parts, dark hair, seven small tattoos. In street clothes, you may see one on her wrist and another on the small of her back. She has a recent belly piercing. Her face is rather distinctive, with somewhat smallish eyes spaced slightly further apart than average and creamy white skin. She speaks pretty good English. That's a warning sign, isn't it? Heh. We spoke Spanish at the beginning but not long enough for me to catch her accent to see whether she was a porteña and I never asked where she was from.

She had been smiling at me a lot and I finally gestured for her to come over to my table where I had been sipping my coffee. We made some small talk. Then I told her I'd like to give her a gift of $150 for two hours and I'd like to take her to the telo around the corner. She said that all the girls in Argentina get $200. I told her that was untrue, that it was my fourth visit, and that I have been with a number of women here. She said that she couldn't go lower, that she was the best, and that she would prove to me that she was worth it.

Ok, mongers, this is where she got me. She had two things going for her...

1) She was the last lady on my personal "to do" list. I've managed to fuck every woman that I'd had a thing for that I've seen in the clubs, cafés, etc. I'm usually pretty picky so my list wasn't that long.

2) That promise from her that she would prove she was the best made my smile and laugh but it also helped disarm me. Even in my head at this point I recalled searching for her here and seeing a post mentioning that she worked her two years ago. That warned me she was seasoned and maybe pretty wise.

I decided to go for it.

We walked around the block to Horizonte and grabbed a $40 room. She made some suggestive comments and asked me to get comfortable while she used the bathroom. A minute or two later she came out stark naked. Nice body. She told me about her seven tattoos ahead of time, when we first met. I have one very large one that runs from my elbow all the way around my arm and shoulder to my neck. As long as the tattoos aren't ghetto, they don't bother me on a woman and I even like them if they work well for her. Marilí's tattoos are small and spread around her body. Maybe a good way to describe them is to call them accents. Little birds and that sort of stuff.

We got down to business. And this is the first time it's happened this way. She asks for the money, saying that she doesn't want to forget at the end. She's smiling and touching me. Remember, she's naked and I'm almost naked myself. Right then I wanted to tell her I don't pay until the end but instead I hesitate for a few seconds and simply put the money on the table and continue with the foreplay. I knew better and violated my own rule. Take notice.

We fondle each other on the bed. No DFK. That's a first for me. When we're both worked up, she quickly grabs a condom and puts it on. She was turned on at this point (I checked) and we started to fuck. No BJ but I was ready to get it on so it didn't enter my mind. We tried several different positions. This went for maybe 15 minutes. Then, with a dramatic pause, like she had an idea, she told me she'd like to switch to missionary because it's her favorite. We do. I go for another 10 minutes or so. She tells me I have a lot of control. I tell her yes, I do. She asks me how I don't come. I tell her that I don't come unless I want to (true) and that I won't come doing this anyway because it won't happen with a condom. I tell her that I can come later differently and not to worry. She tells me she'd like me to come now. I tell her we have plenty of time and that maybe we can take a break. She wasn't happy with this. She didn't say anything but I could see it in her face. I knew right then that she wanted to rush back to Orleans to get another customer and was planning for our session to end under time. It's still rush hour at Orleans. Not a good time to pull a lady out of there.

She pauses. Stuff's going on in her head. I pull out of her, heh. I intended to lay with her on the bed, catch my breath (we were both doing serious cardio), and fondle and talk with her a bit. She leaps off the bed and rushes to her cell phone. She starts pressing buttons and looking at the display but I could tell this was random activity. It was rather absurd. She then put the phone to her ear and in five seconds--no voicemail works that quickly!--she tells me that her family is wondering where she is and she needs to be with them soon. I told her that they should not expect her home because at this time and for the next several hours of nearly every day in the past week and a half she's been at Orleans at that time of day and they should expect her to be wherever she says she's been during that time. I tell her that they'll realize that today was just like those other days and they won't worry after that. This seemed to confuse her. Maybe that confused you too. I kind of wanted to fuck around with her head a little because I knew she skillfully worked me a bit and I wanted to turn the tables a little. I didn't get into an argument about the two hours to which we agreed. I said a few things to console her and to convince her that her family had nothing to worry about. I'm just being onery about now.

My Plan B if she didn't get me off was to run over to that massage place across the street from Exedra and get a nice $70 massage with extra to finish me off. I wasn't worried. I was a little sore anyway.

She climbed back on the bed. We started to fondle each other again. I did everything slow, trying to drag things out a bit and kill time. I fingered her for a bit, getting up to four fingers at her strong suggestion, lol. She got really wet. She wanted to fuck and we went at it again. By her body movements, her angles, she seemed to be trying to please herself rather than trying to make me come.

We're up past an hour by now. She kind of got on my nerves so I just wanted to come and get out of there. We're both smiling the whole time. It's unspoken tension. She starts stroking me. She didn't want to give a BJ. Well, I kind of expected that at this point, heh. A little attitude. I don't know if she normally gives them or not. She gets me off. We both take quick showers, her first. When I get out of the shower, I notice that my clothes which I had laid just so on a table off to the side and way away from her stuff had been pushed around. Good thing that I had no valuables in my clothes. They were in the room but I'm not saying where, LOL. I never leave anything valuable out of my sight near a working girl. I don't know if she merely bumped my clothes by accident or tried something else. I have no proof.

We got dressed. She asked for a tip. I told her that $200 was more than any other girl I've been with in Argentina (true) and that the "best" would not try to rush me. She acted like she didn't understand the word "rush". I then switched to Spanish (we had been speaking English since the middle of negotiation) and told her the same thing in Spanish. I told her she was very beautiful and sexy and that I would have given a tip if she had not done that. She told me she wouldn't rush me if I saw her again and she wrote her name and number on a piece of paper. We walked back to Orleans but I never entered. I went over to Exedra and had a milanesa con papas fritas and a glass of wine.

Magalí was too professional for my taste. I don't like being rushed. The actual intercourse was pretty good but the objective was clearly to raise my intensity as quickly as possible to get me off and then use that as an excuse to run off. She knows how to use her body but no DFK and BJ availability is unknown. If you just want an intense fuck and to get off, she might be good for you. I would not recommend her to anyone wanting a well-paced, intimate two-hour session.

Incaboy say no!

Daddy Rulz
05-04-05, 04:31
I'm glad you seemed to get more than your moneys worth from turning the tables on her. I would have loved to be there when you switched to Castillano.

I forget who said it first but it proves true again and again, once you pay them they feel as if the money has already been earned and they are thinking only of the next money.

Incaboy
05-04-05, 04:53
I'm glad you seemed to get more than your moneys worth from turning the tables on her. I would have loved to be there when you switched to Castillano.

I forget who said it first but it proves true again and again, once you pay them they feel as if the money has already been earned and they are thinking only of the next money.I'd rather have had it all go smooth, of course. I got some decent value out of this but it wasn't worth $200. It was the most expensive experience of my trip and also the worst. Perhaps if I visited Black I could pay more and even have a worse experience! :D

Yeah, never pay up front. Even if you know better and have a rule about paying at the end, never make an exception, even a rare exception.

Never.

Hunt99
05-04-05, 11:44
I've paid up front, and I've paid afterwards. I can't say that there has been a big difference between the two.

Young & Restless
05-05-05, 11:45
This afternoon, Tuesday at about 6 pm, I finally got around to taking out the "cutie" that I first spotted in this place nearly two weeks ago. I had seen her there several times since while peeking through the window or making 15 minute café doble scouting runs but I always hesitated. Hesitated? You know where this is going, don't ya?Hey Incaboy,

You gotta hate it when that happens. I think most all of us have been in your shoes. If I forget to bring that up during negotiating and she wants the money up-front back at the hotel, I'll make one attempt at diplomacy and tell her I get screwed in the 'wrong' way when I do that. If she still insist, that's my cue to eat my loses and tell her goodbye. I've paid up-front on some occasions and had no problems whatsoever, but if you pay up-front and the girl does not like you for whatever reason... Watch out!

Y & R

Exon123
05-05-05, 15:38
Its been my experience that the best service from girls ive pulled money was never mentioned.

I have several thoughts regarding this.

One, the girl must like you and trust you.

The best dates Ive ever had and for the most part they were repeters are girls Ive flirted with over some period of time. Ive either bought them a drink or a coffee or something to get accquinted with. But for the most part we've known each other.

Two she must want to Fuck You.

Lets face it girls like to fuck. If she likes to fuck and likes you then she's doing something she likes to do plus shes getting patd for it

One Tree Hill
05-05-05, 18:34
Paying upfront removes ALL incentive for the girl. Some girls are professional and will perform well, others will use this as an angle to "rush" and/or underperform. If you want to remain in "control" of the situation as much as possible never pay up front, or pay a portion and with hold the other part until after completion.

When they ask upfront I would say that there is a 75% chance that problems will occur. In your case Incaboy, I would rather lose the 40p for the room, turn her out, go back to Orleans and tak another girl just to show her and the REST of the girls how business is to be done.

I actually did a version of this at Exedra once. There were 3 chicas at a table, I took one to my apt. and then brought her back after the negiotaions broke down. I asked one of her friends at her same table if she was ok with paying afterwards, she said yes and away we went. It embaressed the hell out of girl #1.

Not only did I get a better chica this way, but I felt EMPOWERED, as all gringos should - we have dollars and CHOICE in this town!
Remember - we are the gold bearing Princes in a buyers market!

MoonDog
05-05-05, 21:02
Paying upfront removes ALL incentive for the girl.
Very true. Use PBS, Performance Based Salary. We know, and they know, what the standard rate is. If they put on a really great performance, they will get more. If they lie there like a cold fish, then they get only as agreed, or if nothing was said about price, then a bit less than standard.

Moondog

Jackpot
05-06-05, 00:59
He who has the Gold
Maketh the rules
And pays After.

Jackpot

Daddy Rulz
05-06-05, 03:34
I actually did a version of this at Exedra once. There were 3 chicas at a table, I took one to my apt. and then brought her back after the negiotaions broke down. I asked one of her friends at her same table if she was ok with paying afterwards, she said yes and away we went. It embaressed the hell out of girl #1.

Not only did I get a better chica this way, but I felt EMPOWERED, as all gringos should - we have dollars and CHOICE in this town!
Remember - we are the gold bearing Princes in a buyers market!

It may be obvious but I think this experiance will make her less likely to try the same thing next time. I keep saying it, we have ALL the power, there is no shortage of beautiful women in BsAs. Except on Saturday and Sunday they actually outnumber us most of the time. In a buyers market the power is with the, as OTH says "The gold bearing princes"

Incaboy
05-06-05, 06:52
I agree with you One Tree Hill and others. If I had it to do over again, I would have ended it at the room and sent the girl back without a penny. Every other girl I've been with on this trip has been a blast. It's been a high hit percentage. And none of them have pushed for money after the initial negotiations.

I paid Orleans a visit this evening. I was doing some shopping in the area so why not grab an agua con gas and maybe a little something else if there was anyone worthwhile? I see Magalí several tables over. She spots me and does the funny face come-hither routine. She got no tip and some words from me at the end last time. I was surprised to see her try to work on me like this. I stay for 10 minutes or so while she's doing this more than anyone. I don't see anyone I want. I'd say there were about a dozen bored ladies at about 8:30pm waiting for your attention. I pay the bill and walk near her table since it's on the way to the front door. Her eyes light up. I didn't intend to trick her or anything but I guess she thought I was going to talk to her. I simply say "chau" and she drops her smile.

I had a café doble at Exedra earlier in the afternoon. Lots of bored women, a few who I'd call young and attractive, were waiting around. It's certainly a buyers' market.

After all of this, I took a cab for the short journey down 9 de Julio to El Mirasol on Posadas under the overpass and had myself a great bife de lomo. Highly recommended. The salads are great too. I had a Waldorf.

I don't like to fuck on a full stomach so no chica tonight. :)

HappyGoLucky
05-06-05, 15:05
I'd say there were about a dozen bored ladies at about 8:30pm waiting for your attention.Orleans can certainly be hit or miss, but I discovered that the selection is often best Mon. through Thurs. between 5 pm and 7 pm when all the local executives get off work and want to get off...

Incaboy
05-06-05, 15:56
Orleans can certainly be hit or miss, but I discovered that the selection is often best Mon. through Thurs. between 5 pm and 7 pm when all the local executives get off work and want to get off...

Yes, I've found that to be the case too. Interestingly, Orleans dies off later in the evening while Exedra will picks up again.

Hunt99
05-21-05, 12:09
At about 3:00 p.m., stopped in with a friend for some coffee. In the house: maybe 20 girls, ranging from what I would say is a 4, to about an 8. 8, in this instance, represented a Michelle Gellar ("Buffy the Vampire Slayer") lookalike. Eye action all over the place, of course.

Going out, retrieved Buffy's phone number and told her I'd give her a call later.

Later came, called, summoned her to my hotel and told her to bring a friend along for two hours of fun. Said friend was an attractive brown haired 7.

Had a little triple, rather uninspired, I must say. But it did the job. No bi-action, too bad. :( But nevertheless OK.

If I'm not being too enthusiastic, the reason is that when she was getting ready to leave, Buffy said I had agreed to pay her 50% more than what we had agreed to beforehand. "Yo no soy estupido, amor."

So, paying afterwards didn't really make much positive impact, and left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth (pun entirely coincidental!).

Would I recommend her? No, I don't think so. I think my standards are getting higher over time, and my tolerance for gamesmanship less.

Desidude
05-27-05, 04:19
I just got back in early May from at trip. Hit Cafe NO almost everyday with my two experiences amigos. Although we usually start there, we rarely pickup anyone there. The fun is in the flirting, gossiping and scoping out the girls. That said, I had some good experiences this time. One double with two brunettes who were v. good. Usually I have trouble popping, but these two put the hurt on me, and I came right quick. THey put on a show, obviously enjoyed each other, and wanted to go a second round.

The other is a sweet girl that my buddies both recommended. She's a little big, but has a great personality and face. Great in bed, and willin to do anything, including CIM and anal. Gotta love that. She was also fun to hang out with at NO

The crowd there was good most afternoon. Girls vary in age, body type, looks and personality. THe value for money can't be beat, and theres no obligation to partake. All in costs in an espresso or beer.

Guiller
06-15-05, 10:48
Ana is a brazilian woman from Sao Paulo. She's cultivated, 35 years old, with great tits and service. Her fare used to be around 150 ARs, but some time passed since last time I visited her. There is a picture here:

http://img148.echo.cx/img148/3950/ana5bv.png

All the best

ToledoGuy
07-09-05, 14:48
Cafe Orleans was my favorite place to hang out during the day. The coffee was good in the European style, the pastries and sandwiches were OK, the prices were reasonable, the waiters were helpful with a sense of humor about it all, the chicas were available, and no one except one Columbiana gave a hint of pushiness, and the Columbiana was not too bad. I hate pushy. This was a place where everyone left me alone to read my paper or book if I wanted, and I could stay there as long as I wanted.

It was interesting to see how the local chicos approached the chicas. At first, he Sat next to her and mainly ignored her. No smiles or eye contact, but she seemed on the alert. If the chico bought the chica a drink, I did not notice it. After studiously avoiding the chica for a good chunk of time, all of a sudden there was an exchange of words. Then up they rose to leave, with the chico paying more attention to the waiter that to the chica, or the chico got up alone and left the cafe. I'm not sure, but in some cases I think the chica followed the chico to an arranged location, so they wouldn't be walking on the street together. The message of the chico seemed to be: I can take it or leave it, baby. The style was greatly in contrast to the tourist's talking, joking, and drinking with the chica, as if trying to seduce the chica through wit and charm.

I pulled two ladies out of Cafe Orleans, and there were others there that I would have liked to try. Gloria, who claimed to be a Buenos Aires native and a single mom with no novio, was my first BA chica, contracted with after the 10-hour flight and apartment-finding. As a newcomer, I paid 200 pesos after she asked for 300, but I think I could have negotiated for 150 if I had had more experience. Gloria was simply a great sex partner: flexible, responsive, generous, playful, and easily aroused. I love it when a lady can let go, and Gloria could let go. BBBJ seemed to be assumed, and she seemed to have no interest in leaving until I showered. She is of average height, with a perfect body: natural breasts and a cute little butt. Her face is lovely, with Italian and maybe some German features mixed in with the Spanish. Her hair is a lighter brown. She is authentically affectionate with her little kisses and chatter. When she left on my first day in BA, I was happy as could be that I had chosen to go to Buenos Aires.

Gloria was also the last chica I saw. I called her up and asked for servicios completos. She said no problema and appeared at my apartment door right on time with her pretty butt ready. We actually spent most of the time in the oral and vaginal zones, and the score was Argentina 3 versus Estados Unitos 0 before I knew it. But after some mutual effort, we played in her culo for a delicious and memorable few minutes. She liked it. She was very pretty in the act. Wash-up, and back in the concha. This might be more detail than you guys want, but some ladies like Gloria get very tight and constricted in the concha when the male gets turned on. I've talked with guys who say that they love this phenomenon. But I don't: I like the wide open road. This is something that Gloria and I could work out over time, but the ending on this trip was oral as opposed to my favorite: vaginal. This is just a minor quibble: I'd see her today if she was in Toledo. Gloria does not work every day (certainly not Sat. Sun. Or Mon. But she was there on Tuesday and Friday, to the right as you walk into Cafe Orleans.

The other chica I pulled from Cafe Orleans was Migala. This chica was my least favorite of 11 on this trip. She has a lovely, light-skinned, round face, and she sits to the left of the door next to the window. It seems that she is always there, on weekends and nights as well as during the day. She bosses the waiters around as if they were churls. But she worked so hard at smiling at me every time I was there that I gave her a try. A bad sign was that she wanted to go the love hotel rather than to my apartment: it was part of her rush-to-get-another-sucker strategy. Another bad sign was that she spoke quite understandable English. The love hotel was interesting, but Migala was not really into the sex and wanted things to come to a fast conclusion. Although pretty in the face, she was fleshy (albeit young-fleshy) in the hips. Despite all of this, I have to say that this experience (the worst of 11 in BA) was much better than 5 experiences I had in Costa Rica. Migala somehow thought that she had done a good job by being affectionate at the end and by treating me warmly the next time I saw her at Cafe Orleans. In contrast, in Costa Rica, there were a couple chicas who seemed intent on humiliating me after they got their money (one called me old, another said that I took too much time) So, if Migala is the worst, Buenos Aires is the best.

These are just the comments of a newbie. I just know that I personally felt comfortable at Cafe Orleans, and, when I return, I will wait for the shy ladies with the modest looks that I personally like. And I would do Gloria again and again. The only thing I feel a little afraid about is that Gloria could become a little possessive. We will see, next time.

Jaimito Cartero
07-09-05, 17:10
Despite all of this, I have to say that this experience (the worst of 11 in BA) was much better than 5 experiences I had in Costa Rica. Migala somehow thought that she had done a good job by being affectionate at the end and by treating me warmly the next time I saw her at Cafe Orleans. In contrast, in Costa Rica, there were a couple chicas who seemed intent on humiliating me after they got their money (one called me old, another said that I took too much time) So, if Migala is the worst, Buenos Aires is the best.Did you end up paying this one the same 200? I often find that if you paid one a price, all the others will know it the next time you go back and score. Hopefully Dickhead has given you some mongering training so you'll be the master negotiator and not some prick talking about US pricing in comparison to BA.:)

ToledoGuy
07-09-05, 19:36
Migala accepted 50 United States dollars. Toward the end of the week I was not willing to go above that with new chicas. The only chica who turned down 50 was a cute Brasileria at New Port. Maybe she had made her daily bread.

The Alphabet
07-17-05, 14:40
I spent 10 days in BA the middle part of June. Pulled two girls out of Cafe Orleans while I was there.

The first was Julietta. Beautiful face, long dark hair, and a nice body. I got her back to the apartment and unwrapped my present and found the body was a little soft for a 22 yo. The session was fairly good. She performed the standard BBBJ and 69 action that I prefer. Banged her in several positions but I think I was a little to agressive for her and she likes it slower. Anyways time well spent and only 150. I think it was the face got me.

The second chica I pulled was Cecelia. Short sholder length red hair. She had a fantastic body and knew exactly how to use it. It was probably from all the personel training she does. Thats what her business card said. She also had a great personality and was full of energy and loved to joke around. The session was great and when I broke out the Hitachi Magic Wand on her, she really went wild. Over all one of the best experiences I had in BA. I would highly recommend her and it only cost me 100 plus taxi.

I also met Migala but the body looked just to soft, she was all business and didn't want to joke around at all. She did have have a pretty smile and she loved to display her ample rack each time I walked in the place. But not really what I was looking for.

Enjoy.

The Alphabet

Exon123
07-19-05, 03:14
Several nights back I had a dinner date with the "Ball Washer" to entertain a bunch of airline pilots while eating Comita. Well being the typical Chica they all are she shined us and the 4 of us ate alone.

This was the night if you have been following my posts that I was forced into Hook and ended up with little Marisol.

Anyway I got to thinking about the "Ball Washer" (Caroline) and thought "well why not" and called her up for a date.

First let me qualify how the "Ball Washer" got her name. Several years back I walked into Cafe Orleans and there Sat my beloved "Roberta", (argueably the best Chica Ive ever Fucked in my life) I made a bee line right to her. After greeting her I looked up and there Sat Mickey Mouse & Stormy. "Oh hi guys, Hey Mouse can you make some cambio for me so I can take Roberta out and Fuck her", all I had was dollars.

Well little did I know that Mickey Mouse had all ready made a date with her and was just sitting at the Bar finishing his Beer. Well anyway the whole place cracked up as everyone knew the Mouse & Roberta had an appointment to Fuck Forthwith and I was busting up the deal.

Well the "Mouse" being the gentleman he is made the Cambio and said go a head Exon take my turn with Roberta. In gratitude I bought Mouse's Beer and was given a little change which I placed on Carolines, I. E. The 'Ball Washer table while walking out the door with Roberta.

To make a long story short, The Mouse ended up Fucking Caroline and re-named her the "Ball Washer" as she has a unique way of licking your balls while giving a world class blow job. Henceforth "The Ball Washer", got it?

Ok, we were to meet at El Establo at 4 pm as I was coming in from the Manison. Well of course she was late but we hooked up and headed for the Tello. She first started out giving my big toe a blow job. This Mongers is a very interesting experience, (I know I need Fucking Counciling) but try it you might like it, just like little Marisol, he, he, he.

Anyway, She sucked cock, world class mind you, we fucked and I shot my load. OK, so were cleaning up and I said "you know Caroline, your famious", "why" she said. "well your on the internet", "really", "Why am I Famous", " for sucking cock" I said, "Really am I that good", "Oh yes" I stated, "we have a nick name for you", "What" Caroline asked, "The Ball Washer" I told her and she cracked up laffing.

Exon

Mickey Mouse
07-19-05, 17:03
You know Exon, Roberta came to my Hotel the next day and spent triple time with me for the original price because she wanted to make it up to me! And WOW, I wish I knew how to make every woman feel that Guilty! One of My most "Memorable BA Experiences" along with my threesome with Antonela and Pamela, an Affaire foursome, a TLN with Cristina, another TLN with "tweety bird", another tln / tld, another tln and of course DH's and My visit to Snob. I even think the Savage Beast might be up there.

Even thought they are not my preference, every once and a while you can find a "Real Gem" at the Cafes. I even lost my virginty at Exedra last fall along DH. He got the better one!

Just keep making the rounds and you shall find all that you seek,

A Jealous Mouse from Sex Prison

Exon123
07-19-05, 22:42
Hi Mouse,

I have some Bad news.

Rosalita the Brazilan with the Big Tits & jet black hair that always sits at one of the first two table as you walk in the door at Orleans, (either to the right or left of the door) gave me some bad news.

Jackson and I stopped in there for lunch a couple weeks ago and Rosalita pull me aside and told me that Roberta was in Rio. She had either gotten a divorce or her husband had died I did get all the transulation.

Anyway Roberta was in Rio on a moped motercycle and got into a terrible accident which Fucked her leg big time. She has already had one operation with more to come.

That all the Information I have.

The Ball Washer says Hi & next time your down try getting a blow Job on your Big Toe.

Happy Mongering with your Russan.

Exon

Hey Exon,

Very interesting, especially considering that Roberta's first husband also died within a year or two after they got married.

You never heard this story? How do you think she came to own a house and a car?

Jackson

Andres
08-01-05, 19:48
I spent half an hour today in this coffee shop.

15 girls or so, maybe one really attractive. The others didn't worth the ar$100-150 they would ask. I asked for a small cortado, ar$5.

Being a very small coffee shop and having many more women than men, it becomes uncomfortable to sit there and pretend to ignore them, specially when a dozen or so keep staring at you.

Hope this helps,

Andres

Yujin
08-01-05, 22:55
Andres,

I also felt uncomfortable there for the same reasons. The ladies kept staring at me looking for an invitation. Unfortunately, I didn't find any of them attractive so I decided to wait for something better. I read a newspaper to keep my eyes from roaming and to keep from giving an inadvertent eye-contact invitation to sit with me. Well, it didn't work. After about 10 minutes or so, a so-so looking woman pulled up a chair and started a conversation with me. She wanted me to take her out. She wasn't pushy, but I declined. I told her that I was killing time waiting to meet a friend. After about another 5 minutes, I got up and left. She gave me her telephone number. I tossed it as soon as I got outside.

New Orleans isn't my favorite "cafe," but it is an experience that shouldn't be missed.

Ramprat
08-05-05, 02:08
I frist need this by mistake. But now use it a lot. If you smile and make eye contact. Then go down strair to the bathrooms. You will find you girl outside the door. And she is away some the other girls and this seem to make a big deal when working out a deal with them. It is true the other girls are judging her. I find it pays to pick out a girl you do not want. Ask how much. I am all American speak little spanish they start with 300 ps. What do I have a shrit that says stuid gringo on it, go away. Then have a drink. And the next girl I want is real strats at 150ps and work down from there. It sounds off the deep end but it really works if you are gingo with little spanish.

Niccolo
08-12-05, 14:23
Stopped by Cafe Orleans on Wednesday with Silvina after picking up a leather coat on Florida and visiting the Galeria Pacifico. Around 8:30pm it wasn't very full in there, maybe 8-10 girls most of whom were decent and a few who were very attractive. Silvina made conversation with 2 girls who were sitting at a table next to us and it turns out that one of them remembered us from the night before at Newport. Sorry I don't remember their names because one of them was a good looking brunette. I finally picked one out and since Silvina was there I asked her to talk to the girl. The girl quoted $300ar for one hour and made the point that she wouldn't stay any longer than one hour. So I said no and we left. It was a nice atmosphere but I think the obvious gringo factor kind of brings the place down. I speak spanish decently but when you are tall, white, and definitely not porteno, well they will expect you to pay more.

Full Throttle
08-14-05, 16:14
First, I've had an identity crisis. This may be my first post, but it really isn't. No biggie. I'll PM those of you who know me. Everybody else, just treat me like a newbie.

While I very seldom use Orleans, anymore, it was a first BA stop some years ago, and I find that I have to do a girl there from time to time for nostalgia sake.

First, a very nice girl. Julieta. She is streaky-blond, a cute, girl-next-door smile, doesn't smoke (I don't think) and has a very layed-back disposition. A lot of hyphens for one description.

It has been about 6 months since we were together, but I saw her yesterday, so I know she's there. When we went, she started at $300, came down quickly, but ran into a brick wall at $200. As I recall, I had only a couple hours left of my last day, so I agreed, on the condition that she stayed extra time and never told any of my friends.

A couple of showers, no BBBJ, but she deserves credit for tolerating spermacide on the condom, which probably tastes even worse than my dick. She enjoyed DATY. I can't remember much more, but she is still very sweet everytime I go into Orleans. If circumstances dictate, not a bad choice.

Now the bad:

I met a very interesting chick in there one day with Dickhead (who I convinced to have an over-priced beer on the way to Deep Blue or somewhere). I even got her number, just in case. This week, I saw her again, this time with my buddy. Megali. Rember this name! Megali.

My buddy, who is usually fairly savvy, simply got duped. So did I, frankly, but it ultimately was his money and WEIRD experience.

Anyway, she is extremely smart. Speaks terrific english, to the point that she can invoke sarcasm and irony into a conversation, and knows all of the right things to say. She dresses a bit in, what do they call it? Grunge? Low-riding, old-looking jeans, trashy shirt, and has a series of tatoos, all Japanese characters. She has a "cat that ate the canary" smile.

We spent an hour with her at Orleans, then another at a bar in Recoleta. She was SO enthusiastic, with mutual touching, DFK, giggles and fun. Of course, my buddy agreed to $300, which was supposed to be a wonderful all-nighter experience.

In actuality, she became a disturbed individual in the room. First, all about the money. Up front, no negotiations (again, a big monger mistake, but he is NOT a rookie and USUALLY not an idiot, so please consider this a renewed lesson for everyone and stay off your high horse) There was even a veiled threat, indicating that she had friends who deal with non-payers.

The session quickly became all about her, and "her" is weird! My buddy was simply a machine responding to her commands, which bordered on S & M activities. No kissiing anymore, no mutual touching, just a lot of squeazing and plunging. Sure, he got to do some things that aren't even allowed in you. S. Porn, but there was nothing romantic or fun about having your fist jammed where it really shouldn't fit.

So, once satisfied, she left after less than an hour, and he was never happier to pay too much too soon to get rid of somebody.

Pic' to follow.

SP

Exon123
08-14-05, 22:40
Don't be paying those girls $300 peso's

Bandy
08-15-05, 20:06
My friend and I stopped there today for coffee after a wonderful lunch at Broccolino. About 15 girls. Almost all of them I had seen before. One new chica drew my attention. Lots of eye contact and smile. I was not in a mood to do anything right now. I just walked over, gave her a peck on the cheek and told her to write her phone number. She is young, dark and looked very beautiful. Her name is Alejandra. May be will contact her later.

Bandy

Exon123
09-19-05, 12:36
Indeed,

For quite sometime Ive had my eye on a Chica that works Cafe Orleans.

She just has that "Come Fuck Me, I Dare You" look about her.

Isabel is her name, so after lunch with Roxana I'm planning on going over to Orleans and taking Isabel by the hand and leading her over to the Horizonte Hotel and putting my big ugly cock in her pussy.

More to report latter.

Exon

Exon123
09-20-05, 13:33
This is Very, Very fine pussy Mongers.

After lunch with Roxana I did just exactly as I said I'd do, Fucked Isabel in the Horizonte Hotel just around the cornner from Orleans. I wanted to leave after one round but she wouldn't let me, fucking up my "Sperm mgt"

She's a repeat.

I passed over the Ball Washer, whom asked for Mickey Mouse by the way.

I'm begining to learn that theres real value in the Cafes given that Monger & Chica prices are going threw the roof in all the clubs.

Exon

Spassmusssein
10-12-05, 23:46
I am sorry to say that meanwhile in Cafe O', the foolish overpayers changed the basic price, at least for pro-mongers, who do not speak good spanish.

It's a pitty how good friends where treated, just not speaking too fluent spanish.

Thanks a lot to the foolish "fulas con patas" as they are called in Habana.

Plumoyr
10-24-05, 00:44
I would like to know how contact is made with the girls in Cafe Orleans? Is the girl who come to you or the customer who go to the girl? Is their a lot of eye contact.

Thanks,

Plumo

Norman Stormin
12-13-05, 13:41
Stopped in here for a coffee after lunch yesterday. First visit in over a year. I needed to remind myself that I was far better off in the 60 peso Privados than with these over priced middle aged sharks. I was charged 3.50 for a cortadito. Andres said August 1st he was charged 5.00 for the same small cortado. Could this be true? Or did the waiter just remember my generous tipping behavior?

Unkown
01-18-06, 22:04
I was yesterday in that Cafe Orleans arround 5 - 6 pm. It was the first time for me in there. The girls are ugly as fuck! Maybe it was the wrong time or so, but this place is waste of time and money for your cafe.

Moore
01-18-06, 22:27
I havent walked in there in years, but I do pass by occasionally and glance in the window. Apparently nothings changed - the hags in there even scare me thru the window as I'm driving by!

I guess that there are exceptions on occasion, but I havent seen one.

Jaimito Cartero
01-18-06, 23:30
I was yesterday in that Cafe Orleans arround 5 - 6 pm. It was the first time for me in there. The girls are ugly as fuck! Maybe it was the wrong time or so, but this place is waste of time and money for your cafe.I think MM and Exon were the masters of Cafe Orleans. I believe they said that afternoons were the best time.

I've seen some attractive chicas in the late evening there, but the 200P price they quote, or even the 150P price they'll take seems more than it's worth.

Sportsman
01-19-06, 01:59
A quote from Exon "There is one out of twenty chica is fuckable in Excedra/Orleans." Others would argue the percentage is even lower than that. But when I find the ONE, that's all I need. I have never set foot inside Orleans. But I enjoyed the two chicas I pulled in seperate occasions from Excedra for A$R 150 each. Both stayed for over 2 hours.

Hunt99
01-19-06, 03:14
I've been in the place in the afternoon on one of my recent trips; there were probably 12 to 15 chicas in the place, of which half were do-able, IMO. I took out a pair for a quickly-negotiated threesome, I forget the exact price but I think it was 300 pesos for the both of them for an hour. Worked out well (how can a threesome work out badly? Although I wasn't tempted to repeat with them.

As for Exedra, there is plenty of talent there at night, a great variety of types, most interesting on my last visit was a Peruvian / Indian chica dressed up in a country folk outfit, complete with those cowboy-like hats that they wear in Peru (come to think of it, she could have been Bolivian) If there are guys on this board get their jollies drilling pregnant chicas who squirt milk in their faces, then there are guys on this board who would have loved that Indian.

Full Throttle
01-22-06, 07:19
Idiots. Pure idiots.

Yeah, Orleans has managed to survive decades charging above-average prices for drink and food, but only ugly girls go there. What, is everybody listening to Roxana?

FT

Jaimito Cartero
01-22-06, 08:32
Idiots. Pure idiots.

Yeah, Orleans has managed to survive decades charging above-average prices for drink and food, but only ugly girls go there. What, is everybody listenting to Roxana?

FTI think that's a bit harsh. I've seen a number of very nice looking girls in there. Have I ever pulled any from there? Nope. Do I think that the "minimum consumption" that they charge the chicas changes my price? Yep.

I prefer Exedra for more variety, and that's where my honey, Hilda, hangs out.:)

Full Throttle
01-24-06, 22:09
I think that's a bit harsh. I've seen a number of very nice looking girls in there. Have I ever pulled any from there? Nope. Do I think that the "minimum consumption" that they charge the chicas changes my price? Yep.

I prefer Exedra for more variety, and that's where my honey, Hilda, hangs out.:)I hope you inferred the sarcasm. There are often pretty girls in Orleans, beginning around 1PM and ending around dusk. The night shift is a bit scary, led by Megaly, who should be avoided like the plague.

I contend that if you charged a cover, turned off the incandescent light and replaced it with black light, then sent in the Orleans girls, there would be little difference in perception there versus the triangle, Madaho's or Black.

I do think there is more of an informal union at Orleans compared to Exedra 200P is hard to negotiate off at times.

FT

Jaimito Cartero
01-24-06, 23:00
I hope you inferred the sarcasm. There are often pretty girls in Orleans, beginning around 1PM and ending around dusk. The night shift is a bit scary, led by Megaly, who should be avoided like the plague.

I contend that if you charged a cover, turned off the incandescent light and replaced it with black light, then sent in the Orleans girls, there would be little difference in perception there versus the triangle, Madaho's or Black.

I do think there is more of an informal union at Orleans compared to Exedra 200P is hard to negotiate off at times.

FTAh, sorry, missed the sarcasm font.:)

Yeah, I hate places where they won't negotiate a bit. Make the chicas buy stuff there, but to say they have to buy 40p a day seems a bit much. (Half that seems reasonable)

ToledoGuy
01-25-06, 02:30
Does anyone know if a lady named Gloria still hangs out daytimes at Orleans? I saw her twice in June '05, including completo. She is about 30, with light brown hair, nice slim body, a mixture of European features, and tasteful attire. She is affectionate and sexually hot as a pistol when she gets going. I suspect I am the only gringo she called "mi amor." LOL. I'd like to see her again.

And I agree with the advice to avoid Migala, the smiling one who promises everything in advance but who then starts complaining she has to get back to work after 20 minutes in the love hotel. Migala was my only negative experience in BA.

Exon123
01-25-06, 02:33
If you want to "score" big time in Excedra warm up to my favorite "squeese', Hilda.

For the price of a cup of coffee and a little friend ship she'll tell you thats "Hot" and what's "Not"

A lot of you Fuckers nock her, but she's my friend and she knows the score.

Exon

One Tree Hill
01-25-06, 03:00
Anyone know of a 40ish chica with long blonde hair still works here? Her name is Mari or Mari Marta. She has germanic features (blue eyes) Origonally from Iguazu.

She usually sits near the stairs that lead down to the restrooms.

Full Throttle
02-04-06, 16:48
Her name and, unfortunately, pictures showed up on a different thread. You guys need to read the forum before you go in there! She speaks English, is charming, too smart, and psycho.

I even discussed this with her a couple of weeks ago. She seemed surprised and wanted to go with me to prove that my impression was wrong. She's so bloody good that I was tempted for about.5 seconds, which is frightening given my intimate, 2nd hand knowledge of her exploits.

So, DON'T be lured in!

FT

EZE_Amante
02-09-06, 08:12
I stopped in at Orleans yesterday afternoon with my buddy from way up North, and the place was positively teaming with chicas. It was after lunch, approximately 2:30 or 3:00, and every shape, size, and age group through 50 years was represented. Almost every table was full with the ratio being about 3/1 chicas / clients. I saw at least 5 I would have pulled had I not had a previously arranged engagement.

I may go back this afternoon since my day is free. Report to follow.

EZE:)

Bandy
02-10-06, 15:39
During my several trips, I always found Thursday afternoon to be the best time and day to visit this place.

Bandy

EZE_Amante
02-11-06, 11:50
I stopped in Thursday afternoon, at 3:00, and there was not a single open table, and only 2 spots at the bar. So, I went across the street and had lunch with my buddy, then returned. There was an open table, and plenty of girls of all shapes and sizes. I pulled a little spinner from Mar del Plata that goes by the name of Sylvina. Medium length dark hair, very pretty, decent performance for 140 pesos, plus the 40 for the transitorio. I would repeat, but she left yesterday for MDP. She comes up every few weeks for a couple of days to work the cafe, and stays at a nearby hotel. She'll be back the weekend after next she said.

There were several other girls I would have pulled, including Giselle, one of the hardest little bodies I've seen, and dresses to show it off. Only problem for me was, she was constantly on the cell phone, and I heard her make 2 dates in the 5 minutes she was sitting there, so she is either on the internet, or just very popular.

Anyway, good experience, so I still recommend this place for afternoon action.

EZE:)

Full Throttle
02-12-06, 19:40
It's been my experience that they make room for you by displacing girls. Maybe they were completely out of space that day.

I'm glad to see some posters finding better quality in Orleans. I've always found the criticism a bit harsh. I still find their prices a little high, but at least there are no exit fees or anything.

FT

Hi FT,

It's been my experience that the waiters will prompt the girls out of seats for customers in the clubs, but I've never seen them do that in Cafe Orleans or Excedra. I believe the difference is that the girls in the cafes are paying customers also, in the sense that they pay to sit there, usually by being required to order a minimum of food and/or drinks, or by simply paying the waiter.

Thanks,

Jackson

Armbia
02-17-06, 03:38
[QUOTE=Full Throttle]It's been my experience that they make room for you by displacing girls. Maybe they were completely out of space that day.

I'm glad to see some posters finding better quality in Orleans. I've always found the criticism a bit harsh. I still find their prices a little high, but at least there are no exit fees or anything.

FT.

Hi FT,

It's been my experience that the waiters will prompt the girls out of seats for customers in the clubs, but I've never seen them do that in Cafe Orleans or Excedra. I believe the difference is that the girls in the cafes are paying customers also, in the sense that they pay to sit there, usually by being required to order a minimum of food and / or drinks, or by simply paying the waiter.

Thanks,





Do you know if it's a flat out $40 peso fee, or do they "pay" it by being required to order a minimum of $40 pesos of food and drinks?

I had a girlfriend who worked in Orleans a couple of years ago, and at that time the requirement was that they had to purchase a minimum of $20 pesos (at the time) of food or drinks.

Thanks,

Jackson

Full Throttle
02-17-06, 21:05
It's 40P consumption, and it doesn't matter if you order and pay for her or if she gets it herself during the day. Also, I have personally experienced on more than one occasion the situation where they combine chica tables to make room for us. I'm not saying they would throw them out of the shop, but they do compress them!

FT

Bangkok Dave
02-19-06, 13:35
It's been my experience that they make room for you by displacing girls. Maybe they were completely out of space that day.

I'm glad to see some posters finding better quality in Orleans. I've always found the criticism a bit harsh. I still find their prices a little high, but at least there are no exit fees or anything.

FT.

Hi FT,

It's been my experience that the waiters will prompt the girls out of seats for customers in the clubs, but I've never seen them do that in Cafe Orleans or Excedra. I believe the difference is that the girls in the cafes are paying customers also, in the sense that they pay to sit there, usually by being required to order a minimum of food and / or drinks, or by simply paying the waiter.

Thanks,

JacksonI recently spent a lot of time in Orleans and I noticed that the chicas usually spent a lot more on food and drinks than the local mongers. Some locals would sit two or three hours after buying a cola or cortado. So maybe this is why the waiters don't move them from a table. If not for the chicas Orleans would have a hard time making it. If not for Orleans the chicas would have to go somewhere else or street walk. So a good setup for all. From what I observed the waiters treated the girls with respect.

Dave

Member #4110
03-05-06, 22:24
I was tired. I was horny. I didn't want to wait around. It was Sunday, and Sunday is the slowest day.

So, gentlemen, I goofed, and I'm here to admit it. After very little negotiation, I made a 180 peso deal with a lovely young lady named Natalya at Cafe Orleans (she started at 300, so she must have seem me as a total sucker) She is slim with a pretty face and long black hair: an Argentina girl from Mendoza.

I ignored all the warning signs:

She kept checking her cell phone constantly even after I bought her a jugo. She said she worked at Cafe Orleans for three years. She was the only pretty lady in the place, so she had no competition. Worst of all: I paid in advance (I called her back because her butt looked so damn cute as she was walking down the hallway out of my apartamento; I caved in after a moment of resolve)

The session was not a disaster: it's just not what I remember of Argentina. Her BJ technique was not great, but she paid nice attention to the little guys, with feeling. She really was quite responsive in the act, but it was as if she got turned on despite her best efforts. I have to admit there is some real pleasure in getting a woman turned on when she does not really intend to get turned on. But worst of all, she interrupted things three times to answer her damn cell phone. Also, she kept asking me "Yes?" to see if I had finished. This is not what I want and dream about. She spent a full hour, but only after whining about needing time to take a shower.

This is a lady who, though young, has learned to be hard.

OK, I can do better. Despacio, despacio. Like a river.

Hunt99
03-15-06, 14:26
Riverm,

Why didn't you tell her to turn the cell phone off? You are the boss in such a situation, tell her what to do. Don't be shy, for heavens sakes.

Orlandoirish
03-15-06, 19:30
You are the king of the hours. She should be courteous and turn damn ting off, if not don't pay.

Member #4110
03-15-06, 23:09
Riverm,

Why didn't you tell her to turn the cell phone off? You are the boss in such a situation, tell her what to do. Don't be shy, for heavens sakes.I guess that is the point of my post. While walking to my apartment, I told her that there would be no cell phone use once she got there. She immediately said that she had to be available for the "bambino." I should have told her to go back to Cafe Orleans right then; it was the third of about six mistakes.

Later in the week I improved! But it is so difficult to follow the good rules just after you get off the plane, in all that eagerness.

Sconjo USA
04-01-06, 00:09
I recently took a girl from orleans. After agreeing on a number we went to the transitorio around the corner. She seemed to be very mechanical, like she couldnt hurry enouigh to get back to orleans. Then to top it off she wanted a propina. I told her you asked for 200 and you got it. I don't give propinas to any girl. These girlswant to make jerks out of the gringos, so I say shit on them. We have the money and we are the boss not the dirty be----es. Hang tough.

Sconjo USA

Member #4110
04-01-06, 00:17
Naming her would help others. Was it Migaly by any chance?

Sconjo USA
04-01-06, 13:22
Hi Riverm,

Yes thats the name. Shes a goodlooking and she has the body. But she is a slick bussiness girl. Probably has a lot of experence jerking guys around.

Sconjo USA

El Perro
04-01-06, 13:26
That girl has been posted about some time back as a chica to definitely avoid!

Hunt99
04-06-06, 18:21
19 y.o. (said so right in her passport which I made her show me - call me suspicious) Brunette, shoulder length hair, caucasian, speaks "Hello my name is Alisa" kind of English. Smokin' bod, pretty face, I would estimate 34-22-34, ass so tight you can bounce a quarter off of it. She said she's in town for a short while to make some money to take back home.

After 90 minutes I sent her back to the cafe with a load of my spooge in her ass (in my rubber, actually ;)) and 150 pesos in her wallet. CIM, swallow for the second pop. (She made me take a shower between sessions, lol)

Normally I don't have a thing for young chicas, but I was pleased to make an exception today.:)

MiddleAgeGuy
05-03-06, 00:33
Went here one afternoon for a cold one with my buddy in early April. He was complaining that it was very hard to even be in these places, (more so the clubs at night) when so much was available but he couldn't chat them up with his limited spanish. He enjoys some conversation firsts as I ussually do. So I was about to ask the gal sitting behind us if anyone here spoke english. When I turned, she started speaking english, and had heard some of our conversation. She had learned mostly from TV she said. Nice enough gal whom we invited to sit with us until we left. It was an enjoyable nice hour of fun talk. Her name is Carolina and lives nearby if I remember right. Just the way she talked, I bet she would be a lot of fun. Faky blonde hair, teeth a little crooked. The cell phone games in there a blast once you get an explanation of some of the things going on. Is she one that one of the posters, (Exon? Or someone used to talk about a lot?

MAG

Dickhead
05-03-06, 00:43
At last report there were eight Carolinas in Orleans. Exon and the late great Mickey Mouse used to post about "Carolina the Ball Washer," aka Carolina #4. I met her several times but never had the pleasure. Had a bit of a nose candy problem IIRC. I don't think it is the same gal because I don't recall the BW being able to speak much English.

Exon123
05-03-06, 10:06
Indeed,

MiddleAgeGuy has described the "Ball Washer" aka Carolina perfectly.

Just about every hardcore Monger I know has Fucked Her. I'm a little surprised that DickHead's missed the opportuinty.

Years back, one afternoon I wandered into Cafe Orleans and their sat my all time favorite Roberta. Not even noticeing anyone else in the room I quickly and commenced to make a deal with her. She seemed a little stand offish and I looked up and there sat Stormy & Micky Mouse.

Seems she already had a deal to go with the "Mouse" and was waiting for him to finish his beer sitting at the Bar.

Realizing that I'd just stolen "Mouse's" date I went over and paid for his beer and put the change on Carolina's table and left with Roberta. Well nature took its course and "Mouse" took her.

Carolina, arguably gives the best Blow Job in the world. She gives extra special attention to licking your balls. "The Mouse" was so impressed with her services he nicked named her the "Ball Washer" and the name has stuck ever since.

Another story about her, was one afternoon I'd just checked out of that "flea Bag" Howard Johnson's hotel over on Florida street. I needed to kill a little time before leaving for the airport so into Orleans I went and there was the "Ball Washer". Being short of Peso's I explained to the Ball Washer that I had just enough to pay for the room around the corrner at the Horizonte Hotel but not enough for her. But, I explained, If she would give me credit for a "Quickie" I'd pay her double next time I was in town.

Well she said "NO" which pissed me off since we'd been "Fuck Buddy's" for several years. OK, so its about a month or so latter and into Cafe Orleans I walk and there she sits. I walk over and pull out $300 peso's and said to her "See this was yours, but you wouldn't Fuck me so I'm keeping it". Our relationship has never been the same. "Hell Has No Furry Like A Women's Scorn".

Anyway, If your into really, really good blow jobs Carolina's your girl. You'll find her at Cafe Orleans durning the late afternoons and depending on her cash flow she'll pull a shift or two at New Port at night.

Exon

Bandy
05-07-06, 21:29
In the afternoon, I normally take my coffee break here. I love to see the goings at this cafe. All the chicas know me and I know them all. I chat with them and enjoy an hour of afternoon delight. They know, I will never take them. So they stopped bothering me long time ago.

Now, today while I was sipping my coffee, here comes a real spinner. I never saw her before. She walked in and I did not waste any time. She is Samantha from Venezuela. In Orleans for a month, only available in the weekend. She is a computer engineering student at the Univ. Of BsAs. She arrived in BsAs a year ago.

She is 1.6 M tall, morena with gorgous eyes. A real spinner's body. We were at a impass with the price. She never goes less than 200 P and I never pay more than 150 P to a Cafe girl. Finally she budged, with some vague promise of propina from my side.

In the taxi I asked her real age. She initially told me she was 21. I looked at her eyes and told her that she is either 18 or 19. Finally, she told the truth. She is 19 and will turn 20 on Dec.

She may not be for all of you, because she is very health conscious. Does not smoke and has no tatoo. No BBBJ or DATY. She will lick the shaft and the balls. That`s about it. These are alright with me. Shower is a must for me and she immediately agreed. Rest of the time is history. She was a tigress in the bed. Very orgasmic and rides like a 2 yr. Old filly. One hour appointment already reached 2 and a half hour. She loves to pose for the camera. I took many of her pictures and promised to send her those via e-mail when I reach New York. All in all, a great find on a Sunday afternoon. Highly recommended.

Bandy

Amantelondres
05-08-06, 15:22
OK, so here's the question everybody wants to ask: Are you going to post these photos for us all to enjoy?

Have you come across Brazilian Carolina. She's usually there sitting at a table during lunch and afternoons. Long dark hair, coffee complexion, great tits and in bed shags for Brasil.

Bandy
05-09-06, 12:57
OK, so here's the question everybody wants to ask: Are you going to post these photos for us all to enjoy?

Have you come across Brazilian Carolina. She's usually there sitting at a table during lunch and afternoons. Long dark hair, coffee complexion, great tits and in bed shags for Brasil.I stopped posting photos long time ago. Lots of guys are showing this forum to the chicas (for the life of me, I don't know why) and it creates huge problems. Its a shame, this trip I had a great collection from Brazil and Argentina.

I don't know all the chicas by name. However, I think, I saw the chica you described.

Bandy

Madaho
05-10-06, 17:02
Just to say something, I've been to Orleans and it's an easy going place, but the girls on a Friday evening were 5 to 6 to be generous. Any of you guys can provide info about the best time to hunt at Orleans?

Thanks in advance.

Bandy
05-11-06, 16:37
Just to say something, I've been to Orleans and it's an easy going place, but the girls on a Friday evening were 5 to 6 to be generous. Any of you guys can provide info about the best time to hunt at Orleans?

Thanks in advance.That's generally the quality here. Occasional 7's, rare 8 (I think Anna, the Russian escort, started here). So don't expect too much regarding quality. But that should not deter you from having fun either. Look for chicas with great attitude. If you are strictly going for the look, go to high end boliches.

I found Thursday afternoon is the best time to visit here.

Bandy

Daddy Rulz
05-13-06, 17:59
Between 1 and 5 Mon through Friday. Usually lots of girls.

Andres
05-24-06, 09:19
That's generally the quality here. Occasional 7's, rare 8 (I think Anna, the Russian escort, started here) So don't expect too much regarding quality. But that should not deter you from having fun either. Look for chicas with great attitude. If you are strictly going for the look, go to high end boliches.

I found Thursday afternoon is the best time to visit here.

BandyI endorse that comment.

I visited the place on Thursday 05/11 3 PM and found 15 or so girls, but none of them was a real beauty. Just average looking girls, somewhat "produced" with makeup and mildly suggestive attires.

Drunk my coffee (ARS 3?) and left the place.

Andres

El Grandote
06-01-06, 00:42
At noon May 29th I was literally packing my stuff when I had the urge to take one last chica. I ventured to Orleans, some place I never had any luck finding something reasonable. I had just finished my lunch, when this little chica (5'1") walks in. She was a morocha with a beautiful smile (great jugs and ass) so we negotiate back and forth (200p for 1 1/2 hours) plus tip and taxi. So back at the apt I talk her into some photos but no face. Then after getting her to relaxed I asked her about completo and she says no way, she reserves that for the novio. As we do our thing I ask again about the backdoor, and she says no again. Well after about 30 mins of fucking and lots of positions later she is getting to wonder if I will ever cum. So then she asks if I do some backdoor will I cum faster and I say of course. Okay she gives in and I pummel her back alley a bit to both our surprise she likes it and tells me to fuck her hard as I want, so of course being the gentleman that I am I ablige. Oh yeah her name was Gabriela.

EG.

Some photos, but no face, sorry!

BTW I finished packing my stuff after she left so I could catch my flight later that night, talk about a last minute deposit!

EDITOR'S NOTE: The photos originally posted here have been moved ot the Private Photo Gallery.

Thumper
06-29-06, 20:57
Cafe Orleans during the day can be really interesting. Try from 1:30 on. I like this daytime option better than the apartments. It's all about the hunt. You've got to watch them awhile to figure out which one is a closet nose picker. If they squirm in their seats they are usually either horny or got some wierd stuff going on downstairs. (probably the later)

The good ones, and yes there are a few, like to go to a local transitorio especially if they don't know your hotel or you are in a private apartment.

The transitorio isn't a bad place $45 pesos. Try to talk the chica into splitting the cost or better yet reducing her price the $45 pesos for your inconvenience.

Haven't had a bad experience yet.

Hound
07-04-06, 00:49
It's been a few months since my last visit. Past times were slow, so I was surprised today when there was nary a seat to be had at a table. I settled in at the bar. About a 50/50 ratio with a few (2,3) quite young things by their lonesomes. The usual come-hither stares from some of the regulars. Management isn't shy about pricing with a cortado at 5+pesos. Didn't see anything packing a knockout punch although at least a half dozen were doable. Left solo.

Hound

Amantelondres
07-04-06, 03:56
I too was quite surprised at the increased cost of a coffee but when I questioned the barman he said that the price goes up after 4 pm.

StrayLight
07-05-06, 18:39
I too was quite surprised at the increased cost of a coffee. I did a thunder run through the cafes today -- Exedra, Castelar, Orleans -- just to get a sense of them. The full report will appear in due time. What shocked the shit out of me was 6 pesos for a cafe con leche in Orleans. Sheesh. And this was not after 4:00 pm. It was at about 3:15.

Amantelondres
07-06-06, 07:09
Interested to read your survey. My 4 pesos was for a small black cafecito. My mistake was I ordered it and drank it before 4 pm and paid after 4 pm. Wasn't too pleased being a regular customer.

Tip12
07-24-06, 15:48
In my visit to BA, Cafe Orleans is an excellent spot to conduct 'interviews'. I prefer it to any of the other set-ups - but each has their own taste.

Did anyone ever encounter Marina (may or may not be fictitious name) She frequents Cafe Orleans, has blonde hair, pretty blue eyes and packs one smokin' hot package?

SleepyRice
07-27-06, 17:58
Due to moderate intoxication. I will say I had a nice stroll (first time) to Orleans today and was rather taken back.

I suppose I expected something like Del Rey, or Grace Hotel Coffee shop, (for the garishness) something screaming 'pussy for sale within'. It's not like that at all, I fumbled through the door into a weird mix of linolium and wood, smoke hanging in the air, middle aged waiters with thick bodies or thick glasses.

I got some average champagne (40 peso for 1/2) and sat down in the corner. The gals were just on a different level to the girls I normally seek out in Philippines or Cambodia. No 18yo honeys here - instead I found myself getting turned on to the 'screw your best friends mum' fantasy.

These girls (4pm - Thursday) had huge chests, but their faces didn't quite engender as much lust. Some awfuly strange looking sandwiches were placed in front of me and I kept to my drink, finished and (sigh) left.

I have more hopes for Excedra (or whatever the name of the night-time coffee shop is)

I'm also going to hit some of the upscale go-gos just to see the playboy-bunnies everyone is chatting about. Surely Orleans is not the place for them.

;)

Weird place. (but cool)

Dickhead
07-27-06, 23:20
Yeah, well if you have higher hopes for Exedra than for Orleans, I wish you best of luck. And I don't know what a go-go is but I'm pretty sure you won't find any of those here either.

Bacchus9
07-27-06, 23:44
Bienvenidos a Buenos Aires. YMMV daily at Cafe Orleans. The ala carte menu changes often.

Go-go, you know DH, like Nancy Sinatra with white boots dancing in cages at least 15 feet above the floor. Actually this has arrived in Buenos Aires, no white boots but Madahos competing with Hippopotamus has go-go dancers way up near the ceiling.

SleepyRice
07-28-06, 20:00
Sorry - wrong continent for that usage. In asia anything with a girl, pole, flashing lights, and beer I refer to as an a-go-go.

However I did pass through the triangle last night and the above criteria were met, so I'll probably just keep refering to 'those a-go-go in the triangle'. Lol

Dickhead
07-28-06, 23:47
Oh well if that is the case then Nuevo Estilo has the go-go from the get go. Magi from the DR can really work the pole, as can the famous but elusive Greta. PS I was in Orleans today around 3 PM and the quantity of ugly women was just astounding.

Coach 245
09-09-06, 20:20
I took a stroll thru Cafe Orleans with El Grandote one day and Punter127 another day. We found the chicas to be greatly improved from previous trips. The price is generally higher than we normally like to pay, but with the downturn at some of the other local cafe's and bar's, this may be our next fishing hole! The chicas range IMHO 6s, 7s and so. This is much higher than I have found this past week around most of the triangle at night or the other local spots. Now we will work on getting the prices where we can agree on.

Coach

Coach 245
09-11-06, 17:59
I just completed a very nice session with Susy from Cafe Orleans this afternoon at my apartment. I had met her on some of my past trips. My wingman had enjoyed a session with her about a year ago. At that time I was spending my Cafe Orleans time with a beautiful blonde Colombian chica. Susy has most of the things I ALWAYS look for in my chicas. Very nice and large breasts (altho these are enhanced) a beautiful smile and pleasant personality! I will post photos in the private photo gallery so every one can be their own judge. Just PM for more info.

Coach

SanteFe
09-12-06, 21:22
Got to Cafe Orleans about 4:30 and spent till 6:30 there checking out the action. Okay I was really waiting for these two bozos to leave and free up the one chica I was interested in. After 2 hours of waiting I gave up and left. About 22 chicas there and while at first I thought they were one notch above the Excedra chicas in appearance I think it was just how they were dressed. On close examination there were only at the most 3 in the place that were doable and only one that was worth chasing. The chicas are quite friendly and forward, more so than Excedra. They would stop by my table and ask if I wanted them to sit with me or if I wanted company. One enterprising chica wrote a note and got the waiter to give it to me with her number and a small written suggestion of what she could do.

Walked by Excedra at 4:30 and 7:00 and pretty quiet both times at this time of day.

Coach 245
09-28-06, 04:32
Here are some photos of Susy. I have recieved many PMs about photos of her. I have posted even more photos in the Private Gallery. Enjoy!

Coach

Jsplash
10-16-06, 22:05
Nice place, staff was friendly and at about 4PM there where about half a dozen girls. All of which where nice. If only I had been in the mood for anything but a couple of drinks.

I felt that speaking Spanish in this place did make a difference though, it made the waiters more attentive and the girls less interested (I think!

Jsplash

Hunt99
10-17-06, 18:28
I poked my head in this place at 1pm today.

I wish I hadn't.

The selection today would want to make you guys spend time with Roseanne or Rosie O'Donnell.

Brrrrrrr.

Noodleman
11-14-06, 13:40
Stopped by today about 1230pm as this place is right next to my hotel. Saw one definite possibility I would've liked to take back for a nooner, but I've got plans to take Roxana's tour here in the next few minutes. As for the rest, they were probably between 4's and 6's from my opinion.

As for a newbie going in here, felt like surfer with a bloody stump heading out to the shark pond. Quite a different feeling from the states indeed.

Monger514
11-14-06, 18:59
I dropped in with my buddy about 4:30 today. There were about 20 girls, typical of the quality I think you will see here normally (I would say 4-6 on the scale, but I know some guys would bump that up a point or two)

There was one tall, slim girl with long dark hair that I liked, though I wasn't too sure how big her boobs were, she was wearing a tank top, they seemed like a be-cup but I wasn't sure, and I'm becoming a stickler for nothing less that a full B-cup now. But she was definitely prettier than everyone else, more like an 8 or 8.5, let's say. Almost out of place, really.

[Jackson, the script changed "B-cup" to "be-cup". That ain't right!]

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Hi HeadGames,

You can edit your report and upon saving it will not be "washed" through the cleanup script.

Thanks,

Jackson

TheKnife
11-22-06, 20:46
Here are some photos of Susy. I have recieved many PMs about photos of her. I have posted even more photos in the Private Gallery. Enjoy!

CoachI think her name in Leandra

Mahal
12-17-06, 07:26
Picked up a girl at Cafe Orleans today. At 5:00PM I counted 18 girls (vs 3 at Excedra) some of which looked like 7-8, many were way below that. This one was an 8 imho. Nice personality, brought her back to my hotel (another option is the transitorio in the back street) and she did a sexy strip tease after undressing me. However the turn off was a) she did not take a shower be) she had some kind of smell that suggested poor hygiene and c) asked for P100 more for anal, OK I should have asked before if the service was completo, by the time we got to that discussion I was no longer in a position to negotiate. She said she works there every day, 21 year old, brown hair, she is from BA, I did not take a picture but she did look sexy.

My limited experience with Cafe Orleans is the girls I got were definite pros who seem to go through a lot of customers, possibly more so than the ones in the clubs? I don't know if there are non-pros or how you can tell which ones they are. Because of the "cafe" configuration, which girls you can easily see and talk to are the ones seating nearby and in front, granted the place is not big but it is not so easy to hop from table to table.

By the way I was surprised to see there were 6 or 8 girls at Excedra at 5:00AM this morning!

The Hunter
12-18-06, 00:03
After taking a break from all the privados I have visited, decided to check this place out which is located to famous mall something like Gallerias or something - a walking distance to Cordoba and San Martin.

It was a good opportunity to stray away from travel buddies since they wanted to do their own site seeing during that afternoon and I agreed to meet them up later that evening.

So what a horny guy like me to do during afternoon - yep following everyone's advice here is to scout all the cafe's.

As a newbie entering the cafe, and trying to understand the system around. I sat down in the corner, and guy came around to ask for the order. I asked for a coffee which is expensive btw in buenos Aires standards!

I havent even scouted yet, and I'm still learning the cafe and getting comfy with the environment. I noticed 2 women across from me chatting obviously waiting to be approached. One girl sitting behind me smoking, and some "clients" on the other side to my left striking a deal - interesting indeed.

Sipping the coffee, and trying to avoid eye contact with the ladies until I'm sure that I have my target already. Didnt quite like the selection there, and I was a little bit disappointed but it was fun hanging out there 'learning the system" - a guy came around if I want another coffee, and told him that I've had enough and he later follow up with a comment if I like chicas here but told him not really.

I guess I was picky at that point, and decided to leave the place. The set up is kinda interesting and private, the curtains drape around the window so no outsiders could peer through and which is opposite to cafe excedra.

But I decided to leave there after half an hour, and took a taxi to hit.

Cafe Excedra (see report)

Thomaso276
12-18-06, 00:29
Hunter: coffee and all drink prices at Orleans increase in the afternoon when the gilrs start coming in for business (possibly as early as 1 pm I can't remember - the waiters will tell you what the exact time is) Normal price for coffee is probably 4-5 pesos but when you are there for entertainment the price is much higher. Same with Excedra, different prices structure for night time crowd and chicas hunters.

Courcheval
01-14-07, 01:29
I recommend the hot chocolate in Orleans. It s like a chocolate in a french cafe in Paris, a chocolate cream dilluted in milk. If feels like a chocolate soup and can be eaten with a spoon, which leaves you all the time to observe the girls while looking busy. You even get cookies (well the first time I got some the second time I didnt, so I guess it depends on the tip the waiter is expecting) and a glass of water, so when you are done with your slow choc degustation, you can go on with water tasting =)

The price is 8 pesos, almost half the price of a beer, and it s much more enjoyable, even by day.

I also watched the mongers in there, and it s amazing how they look unconfortable. Guys, this is a leisure activity, where is the "cool" attitude?

I pretended to be interested in one, that looked like a drug addict...100 dollars, the official rate, and no bargaining allowed (i wouldnt have gone with her, even if she paid me that price). The good thing about giving them a 100 pesos quote (loud) is that they can all hear it (they keep spying one another, too much free time) and then you can directly watch them in the eyes, they wont bother you, you arent a potential pray any more. It gives you much more freedom to observe and relax.

Member #1036
02-15-07, 12:24
Amazing how things change. I used to come here everyday and be able to see at least 3 or 4 decent looking women but the last 3 days, downright pathetic. I'm hoping the next few days are better as I have nothing to do in the daytime and don't want to waste my sperm on private apts during the daytime for only 1 hour. Have to use sperm management. Before I could come in here and talk with most of the girls and kill time for a cost of nearly nothing but now there are maybe one or two that are worth bothering with. Sign of the times I guess. Nothing stays the same.

Member #1036
02-16-07, 19:10
Ok I did my daily stop off to check out the action and it has picked up. There are about 3 doable chicas there but my sperm management prevents me from trying the wares out.

One curly haired short petite but the biggest round ass is the best one in there and I'm going to have to try that once before I leave. Anyone got the heads up on her.

You can pm if you want as I'm trying to be helpful to the other guys but no one seems to return the favor.

Member #1036
02-17-07, 20:12
Ok guys give me a little info in return since I try toi help you guys out with info. I was sitting in Orleans the last few days and seen the best looking young chick and her name is Samantha from Peru with curly reddish hair and the best bubble butt around 5 tall 100 lbs.

Spoke today for the first time but has no personality other than lets go have sex. I just want to hate fuck it to see the naked butt but would be nice if there is some pluses along with it.

She quoted me 200 peso

TomChadwick
02-18-07, 00:08
She has the hardest ass I have felt in a long time great for doggy but thats it. She looks better in her jeans than out. Good kisser so so sex. Worth 200 pesos if you want to doggy awhile. But thats it. Would not repeat.


Ok guys give me a little info in return since I try toi help you guys out with info. I was sitting in Orleans the last few days and seen the best looking young chick and her name is Samantha from Peru with curly reddish hair and the best bubble butt around 5 tall 100 lbs.

Spoke today for the first time but has no personality other than lets go have sex. I just want to hate fuck it to see the naked butt but would be nice if there is some pluses along with it.

She quoted me 200 peso

Member #1036
02-20-07, 13:31
Stopped by here in the afternoon when the lights were off. The place has vastly improved since when I first got here. Somebody said to me that sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I must have hit it before when it was good and when I returned last week it was bad but after yesterday its just a hit and miss kino of thing and I was wrong to say quality has gone down its just timing.

Amantelondres
03-23-07, 11:04
Was with one of my favourites from Orleans last night. Apparently the Spanish owner died within the last month and his three business partners don't go along with the way he used to operate in order to keep on the right side of the law. So they may well stop chicas from plying their trade there. This would mean that they would have to reduce their drinks prices as they reflect chica bar prices at the moment. Don't shoot the messenger but watch this space. Quality there is still very hit and miss but dropped in last night at 1 am and had a really sweet and very sexy tucumana called Karina. 150 p. Great sex.

Da Cat
04-01-07, 02:46
Went there in mid March. Visited each day at lunch and the again for after work crowd (Thur, Fri, Sat, Mon) I would say there is 70% fewer girls there than before (last November) and the talent level of the remaining few is off as well. I did finally find a gem (Teresa) but the sheer decrease in number has made it no fun. News has apparrently not gotten out as the place was packed with mongers.

Daddy Rulz
04-01-07, 04:00
Went there in mid March. Visited each day at lunch and the again for after work crowd (Thur, Fri, Sat, Mon) I would say there is 70% fewer girls there than before (last November) and the talent level of the remaining few is off as well. I did finally find a gem (Teresa) but the sheer decrease in number has made it no fun. News has apparrently not gotten out as the place was packed with mongers.Hopefully this is one of the first signs of reality in the mongering world. 200 pesos, plus 50 for the transitorio next door, plus 6 or 7 for your drink. 250-260 for a nooner. Or one can go to a privado for 40-150 pesos total. Some of those girls were trying to push 300. Could be a market educating itself I hope.

Rajgopal
04-22-07, 15:19
Hi Guys,

Don't lose hope on CAFE ORLEANS. I went on Tuesday last week and found at least 10 to 12 chicas of which easily 7-8 were doable and a rating of 7-8 on 10. Personally I did not have the time else I would have loved to fuck a few at least. I had some urgent shopping to do and I left after a cup of coffee. Will go again sometime soon and let you all know.

Cheers.

Cordoba Dan
04-22-07, 15:56
Like the doctor said, I also was glad that I didn't write Orlean's off. Stopped in Thursday around 3 to 4 pm and immediately noticed most tables taken by girls, few guys at the bar, old timers by the stairs. My drink was identical in quality and price from Jan. '06 also served by same waiter. The three by the door were about 7's but older, ie well put together, and 2 frequently got up to jack up their pants and sport their gym asses. The rubia next to me when I arrived went on about what she liked to do and began a boliche like hand slide across my thigh but went on about 100 us. She asked if I had been there, I told her yes, of course she wanted to know about the girl and what I paid. She wasn't happy with my story from last year so I just took down her number and off she went. In comes a Claudia who sits with the older chicas and looks like a solid 8. Two spinners come in, one is Luz and seems very popular with everyone, she takes the rubias chair and the morocha spinner the table behind. These girls were not as outgoing but later when I asked about Luz's music, she's sticking her player buds in my ears to listen while the other is laughing. Then walks in what I would tag a trophy fuck. She was very judicious with her eye contact and I only saw her chat it up with an older guy then complain about it. Claudia then turns around and she joins me at my table for a pleasant chat, she does not mind that I only take her phone number, offers assitance re cell phones. The next day she quotes me 200p which I might not have negotiated with her, but our times didn't work out.

Bottom line, there is still plenty to work with in the hours before work lets out.

Disfrutanlas.

Amantelondres
04-22-07, 20:01
A few weeks ago I was with Carolina, brunette brazilian who is an old favourite of mine. She strongly recommended Claudia (but only for days when Carolina is not there!) She's from the Chaco. I didn't have time to go with her but we had a brief chat and she was very pleasant. Chaco, Misiones, Paraguay and Brazil all produce excellent shags based on my experience over the years.

Lysander
05-09-07, 22:30
Dropped into Orleans and sat at the bar for a coffee. Several doable girls, outnumbering guys and one stunning black haired girl I've never seen before with glamour model figure (enhanced) and striking face. Went over to chat to her and found out she lives in Rome and is only back here for a month to sort our family problems. She asked for $US100 and finally agreed to $200. Round the corner to local Telos. She insisted on money up front. Against better judgment paid up - never a good idea. Good deep BBBJ, then fucked her in several positions. She has great hip action and looked great in Telos mirrors. After little more than 40 minutes she said times up. Can you finish. I have to go. I have another client waiting. I said an hour was normal session here. I am from Italy she relied and 40 minutes is tops for normal session in Rome and that was that. She got up and got dressed. Her named is Sofia by the way. Best looking fuck I've had in BA, but otherwise not recommended.

Hunt99
05-09-07, 23:02
She insisted on money up front. Against better judgment paid up - never a good idea. Good deep BBBJ, then fucked her in several positions. She has great hip action and looked great in Telos mirrors. After little more than 40 minutes she said times up. Can you finish. I have to go. I have another client waiting. I said an hour was normal session here. I am from Italy she relied and 40 minutes is tops for normal session in Rome and that was that. She got up and got dressed. Her named is Sofia by the way. Best looking fuck I've had in BA, but otherwise not recommended.A violation of Hunt's Law Number Four: Never pay first. I hope you learned your lesson, Lysander, but you knew it beforehand and let yourself be entranced by a pair of plastic tits. Tsk tsk tsk, amigo. :(But thanks for owning up to this and sharing this experience, so that those less experienced than you can perhaps gain the benefit of some experience the easy way.

Bandy
05-15-07, 14:58
My friend and I stopped by Orleans around 4 PM. Usual skanks. After finishing the coffee, we were about to leave. I turned around and here is a sweet girl sitting behind my back. Never saw her before. Found out she arrived here today from Mar del Plata. Starting at Madahos tonight. She will be here only for two weeks.

She is 26 yr. Old, has one daughter. She is working in Madahos, Mar del Plata for 4 years. Her name is Florencia.

I offered her my standard deal. 150 peso for few hours at my apartment. She was game. The experience with her was totally awesome. We really hit it off. Everything, except cola was on the menu. 3 hours went by. She starts at Madahos at 11 PM. I really enjoyed her company. I told her to go back to her hotel, get changed and come back for dinner. She came back within an hour and we all went out for dinner. I walked her to Madahos at 11 PM and told her that now she can ask her price of 200 USD. She laughed and we parted.

For me the attitutde of the chica is most important. This girl fits my taste to a tee.

Bandy

Bandy
05-15-07, 15:08
Took Brisa out yesterday. Again, super attitude. She used to work in a privado on Maipu . She has a 13 month old son. What a beautiful session! Everything, except cola was offered. 150 P for 2 hours. So many girls, too little time!

Bandy

Jack 24
05-20-07, 09:15
Last Tuesday.

Pretty smile, nice girl, dark skin, decent fucking, but rough around the edges.

Her pussy needs a shave too, it's out of control down there.

Wouldn't repeat.

200 p, I know, I fucked up, just read Bandy's post about how great Brisa is and I could have had her yesterday for 150 p but I was leery that she had man hands also.

Darkstar
06-18-07, 14:37
Just arrived in BA this morning, so had late breakfast in Cafe Orleans around 11am to check things out. One girl only working in there, but really quite pretty. Slim, tight jeans and top clinging to quite a hot bod, brown eyes and bleached blonde hair with brunette roots growing in. I smiled at her a few times, but held back as I had not even checked in yet! She ended up leaving with a huge, smelly-looking local guy.

What is the daytime action usually like?

DS

Monger514
06-18-07, 17:40
I have been there twice in recent days between 3:00 and 5:00pm. Usually at that time about 10 girls or so, with (IMHO) 2 or 3 being actually pretty decent.

Exon123
06-18-07, 18:05
Last Tuesday.

Pretty smile, nice girl, dark skin, decent fucking, but rough around the edges.

Her pussy needs a shave too, it's out of control down there.

Wouldn't repeat.

200 p, I know, I fucked up, just read Bandy's post about how great Brisa is and I could have had her yesterday for 150 p but I was leery that she had man hands also.I've fucked her several times, would not repeat, she's got an attitude, knows how to fuck though.

Exon

Geo Eye
06-18-07, 19:10
Recently I was at orleans, picked up this short 4'11, or 5'0, black hair.

Colombian girl, dressed all in Black. Nice looking nice tits and nice ass.

But what a mistake. First she wanted 50 peso for the house drink,

Then she agreed to 300 peso, also a mistake, because she is snake looking for tourist and will try to ask for more later.

Second, once we came back to the hotel she gave me an attitude, and had to have security come up and get rid of her.

You can't miss her she is there between 1 and 8 pm and is very socialble with the other girls.

Stay away, this is TROUBLE

Westsider
06-19-07, 02:20
Café Orleans.

Crazy pricing for 5-6 talent. Last week the first quote was $250US per hour was laughed off and quickly reduced to 250p. Further reduction to my target 150p was not possible, so I walked away. Who is paying these crazy prices?

El Nica
06-19-07, 05:23
My friend and I stopped by Orleans around 4 PM. Usual skanks. After finishing the coffee, we were about to leave. I turned around and here is a sweet girl sitting behind my back. Never saw her before. Found out she arrived here today from Mar del Plata. Starting at Madahos tonight. She will be here only for two weeks.

She is 26 yr. old, has one daughter. She is working in Madahos, Mar del Plata for 4 years. Her name is Florencia.

I offered her my standard deal. 150 peso for few hours at my apartment. She was game. The experience with her was totally awesome. We really hit it off. Everything, except cola was on the menu. 3 hours went by. She starts at Madahos at 11 PM. I really enjoyed her company. I told her to go back to her hotel, get changed and come back for dinner. She came back within an hour and we all went out for dinner. I walked her to Madahos at 11 PM and told her that now she can ask her price of 200 USD. She laughed and we parted.

For me the attitutde of the chica is most important. This girl fits my taste to a tee.

BandyHi Bandy,.

I am in BsAs right now and looking for quality w / o the tourist "extra charges". Just been at this place a couple of times and they are quoting no less than $300AR. I speak fluent Spanish and not even this matters anymore. Apparently the minute these girls hear a non-portenio accent, they jack up the fees. Could you share Brisa's # or the girl from Madaho's?

Thanks!

Bandy
06-19-07, 15:00
El Nica,

I am totally puzzled with your post. If you speak fluent Spanish, why are you having trouble to negotiate? Brisa is a very nice person and she is quite reasonable with money. I am flabbergasted seeing the quotes for this place. Anybody paying more than 200 P in Café Orleans must be in a desperate state of mind. So far, I never paid more than 150 P for few hours at my apartment. I only go with girls who accept this offer, otherwise, I move on. I also try to avoid the short time hotel in the corner. They always push for it. I did it once. Never again. You are essentially under their total control. Unless you know the chica well or your living condition doesn't permit you to bring her at your place, don't give in to this option. Also, it costs you another 40 or 50 Peso anyway.

I know at least one girl in this Café, who did not budge from her 300 Peso price tag in last 5 years. So there will be occasional price aberration. Just don't bother with them.

I don't belong to the "Price Police" team. You pay whatever you feel like, as long as you are happy. However, I police my own "price points". And if I pay them more than 150 Peso at Orleans, I will be very unhappy about it and I may not enjoy the session at all. I hold the 300 Peso price point for girls from Black, Madahos and La Lopez. Again, I may not get anybody on a certain night. However, if I bring somebody home, she is not going to get more than this.

Florencia must have gone back to Mar Del Plata, by now. Brisa normally shows up after 3 PM. None of them are real "beauty", but they are really beautiful people. Ask the waiter for Brisa. It is better to talk to them personally and establish some kind of rapport, before you take them home. Only during this stage, I decide that whether I have a fair chance of having a good time.

If you have a good sense of humor, that will go a long way, both securing a better price and probability of a decent session. Also, being older in this game is not a liability.

Bandy

DosLuna
06-26-07, 18:37
Arrived on Sunday and it being election day, most everything was closed- except Orleans. Went there about 4pm and there were about 6 chicas sitting alone, a couple of them together.

Came across one and although I speak some spanish, she new I was from out of town. Her name is Natalia or Natalie. She is a pretty, dark skinned long black hair beauty. Right away she wanted $300 pesos and would not move on this. Told her my 'friends' told about this place and the going rate is $150 pesos. Well she did not go down, and so I got up and and sat down at an empty table and ordered a coffee.

Looking around, found myself another looker, slightly older but very fit light skinned black hair Uraguay named Estila, she also goes by Maria. Well we hit it off right away, laughing, and charming each other.

We left without discussion of any price. She stayed with me for several hours in my apartment until she had to leave for her daughter. I gave her what I wanted, and she did not ask for a specific amount.

She was a total gfe except for anal, mutiples and pictures. She said she did not mind me showing my 'friends' I would recommend.

DosLuna

David_33
06-30-07, 19:11
Stopped in today for awhile. About 12 girls. Talked to a tall oriental looking girl named Isabel. 300 an hour. That's an hour. Would not budge on time or price. Told me if I wanted 2 hours, no problem; 600 pesos. I left. Too bad that some desperate guys are giving in and paying this much.

Exon123
06-30-07, 19:44
David,

I've Fucked her twice for $200 peso's about a year ago or so, once in the lacal transtorio and once out at the Mansion, course I'm better looking than You.

I'll pass on her, her service is alright, everything covered, she just has an attitude, you didn't miss anything.

Exon

David_33
07-01-07, 13:20
...and of course it was a year ago. But its true, you´re better looking than me and also resemble a famous actor.

Miami Bob
08-16-07, 16:47
Conservatively dressed and looks like the girl next door until the clothes come off[my estimate is 5'6" 120lb 36c-23-34]-----Sweet as can be but just nasty enough in bed.200 pesos, time is not a problem.2hours+...27years old and looks 22. Kept telling jokes.

I love to laugh. Zero english, When I leave town next weekend, I provide contact info. I'm going to be selfish for now.

She's a new girl there and I want her again and again. This beats the glamor of the high end clubs because of a connection with an average girl who needs money to pay her bills and has not learned about working yet. I would rather buy her some shoes than pay 80pesos for an organge juice at Blacks.

Joe Vato
08-16-07, 20:21
Way to go Miami Bob. You are actually doing the fellow mongers a huge favor. When these girls see that the fellows will not put up with their $300.00 pesos per hour prices they will wise up. I too met a girl from Brazil there and after two times I was doing TLN for 200 pesos. You take them to a nice place to eat and use the money you would blow on expensive drinks to good use. Bravo!

Miami Bob
08-25-07, 04:32
Alejandra or Ale. 27 years old and looks younger. '

Sits on the side closest to the river. She works maybe 3 or four afternoons per week. Has been working for the last six months to support her son and mother. She says that she lost her job and could not find a replacement that paid anything.

She is a semi-pro working on becoming a pro. She is very well built--was an aerobics teacher----very slender and curvy with very large breasts. She dresses conserevatively and you will have no idea how sexy she is from the way she dresses.

She is a little bit afarid of the clients until she gets to know you. Repeats are much better than the first time around.

She will only go to a telo--a short time hotel. She tries too hard at first to maintian control. She needs a couple of orgasms to loosen up, then she is very sweet and loving.

If you will not invest some time and effort, she's not for you. She is one of the few girls who can get me off twice in a short session. The first session was to be about 90 minutes for 200 plus the telo charge. She is afraid to not use the telo.

She would travel to me in Recoleta, but would not walk into my apart. I cut her off after a number of visits because of the telo thing. At somepoint, I had to assert control.

I will see her again and again, but not on this trip. She has to meet me half way or? This girl is a walking, TALKING WET DREAM FROM MY POINT OF VIEW. She has light red hair, brown eyes, I would guess 5'5"--her face is somewhere between super cute and strikingly beautiful.

She look like a young susana arquette when she was in sudenly seeking susan with modona. If the negatives don't put you off, try her more than once and be kind and nice to her. She is really afraid and you have to make her comfortable. I paid 200 the first time for well over 2 hours when we agreed upon 90 minutes. She had many orgasms. The second time time. I booked her for the entire afternoon for 300 + I gave her a tip for great service. She made me absolutely crazy for about 5 hours. To my mind's eye she is a fantacy. I have some face shots which she asked my not to post anywhere. But she would be happy to accept referrals and I can send face shots to anyone interested. When she finds a decent job, my guess is that she will stop working, except for a few clients she likes---I hope, I hope.

She knows me as Robert de Miami. I am tall with greying blond hair and a bit of a stomach.

Andres
09-22-07, 12:41
Wow! Some errands are getting done on a snap. Another 45 minutes to kill in Downtown, but first daily load already released. Where to go? Orleans.

Arrived there by 3:45 PM. There were 10 or so girls, only 1 or 2 of them worth what they may ask. I refer to a tall brunette with a huge rack (36D or so) but the glance of the eyes revealed me that she's very likely a clockwatcher.

Very few guys, and most of them in groups of 4 teasing the girls and making noise to communicate " we own this place". Not very comfortable to rookies.

ARS 7.50 the expresso.

If I had to evaluate the place for this short visit, not very worthy.

Hope this helps,

Andres

RichiBoone
10-03-07, 06:03
Been to Orleans two or three times. It has always been fairly full with girls at most of the tables. I end up sitting at the bar for lack of an open table. Well that is problematic for me. To take a look I have to turn around and the place is so small I am right close to half the girls and can't see the other half as they are blocked by columns, part of the bar, etc.

The girls lock eyes with me at the first opportunity so it is hard to look around casually. I am already twisted around in my bar stool so it is uncomfortable. How do you guys check out the field? I have actually gone outside and looked in the windows sometimes.

At Excedra my experience has been they are not as aggressive catching my eye so I have a better chance to look them over.

What do you do?

AllIWantIsLove
10-05-07, 01:28
I always try to "window shop" before I go in. A couple of years ago that used to work pretty well. But more recently they usually have the curtains closed. I've sometimes walked in, looked around, and left. I don't think I've ever had a problem getting a table. But if I had to sit at the bar I think I'd just sit with my back to the bar and face the tables. Don't worry about people being able to figure out why you are there. They knew that when you walked in!

Good Luck, Bob

RichiBoone
10-13-07, 01:59
Ha! Yeah, I guess so.

So I need to get my head on straight to not worry about it. "You can take the boy out of the US but can you take the US out of the boy?"

Member #3314
10-20-07, 16:56
After my session at Paraguay 930 I had some time and walked to New Orleans.

I had to intention of pulling I chica I was just there to browse.

Lots of the same faces as last time. Notable was the "ballwasher", I can't remember her name though, but remember the blow job.

I saw a stunner walk in and I was about to get her number and she got swooped up in about 30 seconds.

As I was walking out I literally ran into this gem from my last trip as she was walking in. I don't think she remembered me.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=367939&postcount=48

I wish my cell phone had a camera I would of got a face shot. She is blonde, nice tits and speaks very good English. She uses the line that she is a teacher part time. Buyer beware.

Hlover
10-26-07, 19:21
After visiting Esmerelda 517 and shopping in the Florida mall area I wandered toward Orleans.

My, have times changed. 7,50 peso for water. Decent lineup of chicas. Chatted up a attractive Paraguyan named Romina, 23 years old, Wanted $400 US for 3 plus hours or $100 for one hour. Moved on.

Noticed a hot Brazilian mulatto chica name Ana, telephone 1544015680. Wow might be worth the 300 pesos per hour.

Snowbird
10-26-07, 22:52
I too have wandered by and seen the selection.

It is beyond amazing to me that any of these chicas could even think of asking 400US for three hours much less anyone paying that.

You would have to be seriously insane to pay them that much!

Aqualung
10-27-07, 01:01
US$ 400? No way!

El Greco
10-27-07, 11:47
I would love to have some fake ones for such a case. LOL

That would be a good lesson for her.

El Greco

DosLuna
12-01-07, 05:57
This place always has some gorgeous chicas during the day, but this time around, the average price has gone up to $300p for the hour. I did get lucky and find this young dark haired Portena girl next door type, Valentina. Very thin, A cup, tiny waist, with a smoking hot ass, round and perfect. We agreed on $200p for the hour, she wanted to use the short time hotel down the street, so I basically said it will cost me more, so she should reduce her rate to reflect my total costs of $200p, and she agreed! $70p for the hotel and $130p for her. She did not stay the whole hour, about 45min, so I said its only fair to give her $100p, and she agreed! So total costs $170p for a hot young chica for 45min.

Dos Luna

Pervert #2
01-13-08, 07:04
Went to Argentina for two weeks in December and I have to say this website helped me out tremedously. Thank You Members! In the seven days I was in BA I went to Cafe Orleans three times and saw some very sexy women there. Ended up hooking up with two young chicas, both of whom were very hot and gfe experiences. As with all women I choose to pay for, they have to have nice bodies and a beautiful ass.

Another thing I noticed too is that in Latin America anal sex is no big deal, i find it funny since alot of american women are really not into it.

One was from Peru whom I negotiated 300 pesos and the other was a local Argentinian who spoke basic english with a ghetto slang, it was quite funny. Negotiated with her for 200 peso's.

Highly remcommend this place during the daytime for your mongering. Cafe Excedra is basiclally dead during the afternoons.

Here are some pics of the Peruvian chick. I have to say a 22years old body is just so much tighter than a women in her late thirties.

I'm hooked!

AllIWantIsLove
01-27-08, 23:49
I was in Orleans today (Sunday) and was very interested in a small blonde wearing a green top and jeans. I talked to her and she said her price was $300 pesos an hour. The name she gave me was Karina - or something similar. I gave her a chance to give me a $500 pesos for two hour price but she did not and did even seem interested in any such offer. Since I just had an even hotter chica a few days ago for $200 an hour I was not going to immediately agree to $300 for this chica. Although I was really interested.

Anyways, just a minute or so after I talked to her a guy sitting by the window along the side street (I. E. Not Cordoba) called her to his table and they left together a few minutes later - around 7:00 pm I think.

So, DUDE, if you are a participant here please remember that you got her late afternoon cherry only because I am such a cheap bastard. And I hope you will show your gratitude by providing a detailed report on your experience.

Thanks, Bob

Ricker
02-24-08, 01:30
Just back from my first visit to BA. Of course I had to check out Cafe Orleans.

Got there at about 2pm, took a seat at the bar. There were lots of chicas in there and about 10 or so guys.

There were a couple real lookers, a few more cuties and the rest below standard IMO.

I ate lunch there and just checked out the scene a bit.

After a bit, the place thinned out. Actually all the guys had left and I was the only guy there.

I went and sat with one of the hot chicas and just chatted a bit. I asked her about prices and she said it was normal for 500 pesos for an hour.

I was laughing inside but just continued listening to her chat.

I told her it was my first visit to BA and she was explaining how things worked.

She told me that 5oo pesos was cheap because there were clubs in BA were the girls charged much more than that.

I thanked her for all the info but told her that was a bit too much for me.

She asked me what the most I would pay and I told her 150 pesos and that I wouldn't charge her if I gave her an orgasm. She just laughed.

I told her I'd throw in dinner and the 150 pesos for a couple hours and she laughed again.

I left the Cafe for a bit, visited a couple privados till I found a chica I liked and had a bit of fun.

I stopped back in Orleans for a drink after my privado session and saw my friend (the hot chica) sitting at a table with her friend and 2 obvious gringos.

I could hear them trying to communicate and negotiate in very broken english and broken spanish by the guys.

The chica saw me at the bar and called me over and asked if I could help translate for them. I asked the 2 guys if they wanted help and they said please.

It was a lot of fun actually and I'm pretty sure I negotiated a good deal for the guys. They wanted TLN.

The guys bought me a drink for my troubles, the hot chica handed me a napkin with her name and phone number and email.

She kissed me on the cheek goodbye and said in my ear, call me soon for our dinner.

We'll see how that goes:)

Exon123
02-24-08, 04:02
The price in Cafe Orleans is $200 peso's, plus $50 peso's for the hotel around the cornner.

Exon

El Perro
02-24-08, 13:20
The price in Cafe Orleans is $200 peso's, plus $50 peso's for the hotel around the cornner.

ExonExon-I think inflation has it this place as well with a $250-300 peso take out fee more the norm. Not that $200 won't do the trick at times.

WorldTravel69
02-24-08, 14:09
There is a couple of Fat Blondes that hang out in front of the Cafe that want 300p. They might go down to 250p.


Exon-I think inflation has it this place as well with a $250-300 peso take out fee more the norm. Not that $200 won't do the trick at times.

Exon123
02-24-08, 14:32
Exon-I think inflation has it this place as well with a $250-300 peso take out fee more the norm. Not that $200 won't do the trick at times.Very possibly quite true Dogg.

But in my case I'm very well known in "Orleans" and not thought of as a tourist. My latest "Fuck Buddy" that works out of their I've been doing on and off for about a year now, Alexandra.

She's a dirty blond, about 5'4" to 5'5", with the most beautiful set of store bought tits I've ever seen of felt.

Anyway sometime back I sat down next to her and struck up a conversation. She went on to tell me that she'd been watching me for 4 or 5 years and that her "Amiga's" I'd dated had spoken very highly of me, "Tu muy Bueno hombre", your a good man my friends tell me.

Well one thing lead to another and I finally asked "Quanto", how much? She replyed $300 peso's one hour, the tourist or newbie rate. "No, no Por Favor", No no please I replyed, $200 peso's, one and a half hours, in my apartment.

She came back with, Ok $200 peso's, hour and a half, but only in the hotel around the cornner, another $50 peso's. I was interested in why she wanted the hotel over the apartment.

Well durning the "Pillow Talk" I learned that the girls of Orlean's have some sort of "Contractual" arrangement with the "Hrozonte Hotel" around the cornner and recieve some sort of kick buy or "Spiff" on the business they bring in. As an example Alexandra parks her car for free in their parking lot, but I believe theres more.

Anyway I can get laid in Cafe Orlean's for 200 peso's plus room. If we go to my place she wants more.

Exon

Esten
02-24-08, 14:33
What $ did you negotiate TLN for the hot chica (with the other gringos) I'm curious what the TLN prices are here.

I wonder if business at Orleans has picked up with the closing of Exedra. Probably not good for prices.

Exon123
02-24-08, 16:49
Esten, assumeing your talking to me.

Jackson stated it years ago, "The price you pay has nothing to do with the service you recieve", or "The price of rice in China has nothing to do with the price of rice in New York"

First, as a general rule I don't like "TLN's", todo la noche's. I don't sleep well, I'm all screwed up for the next day and normally spend it recovering. Plus it waste's sperm, "Sperm Management", as I've posted about before. You end up shooting loads you shouldn't have and end up "Drained" for the next day or so, so as a general rule I avoid them.

That said from time to time I'll break my own rule and indulge in all night performances. In all the years I've been traveling to Argentina the most I've ever spent is $500 peso's, the least has been $150 peso's. Just 2 months ago I had a TLN for $200 peso's. The reason? The girl really and truly likes me, I can think of no other reason.

Which brings me to this point. Just like the real world, what you get out anything, human relationships included, has a direct correlation to what you put in to it. Treat these girls with kindness & respect and as a general rule, (there are exception's) it with come back to you 5 or 10 folded.

You'll see it posted on this board, how some of these mongers post about these girls with distain and disrespect. I can absolutely assure you I'm getting better service than they are. And why go to all the expense and sit on that airplane for 10 or so hours to come to Argentina, if not for its world famious service.

Exon

Isola2000
02-25-08, 19:58
The girls at Cafe Orleans ranges from pesos 100 to 300.

If you do not want to take them to your hotel, use the place they recommend.

150 yards from the Cafe next to the NH hotel on Ave 3 Sergantes.

It is good, it is clean and you pay 50-80 pesos for a session.

The 80 p gives you a suite with jacuzzi and all the stuff you need for the session.

Aqualung
02-25-08, 20:59
Which brings me to this point. Just like the real world, what you get out anything, human relationships included, has a direct correlation to what you put in to it. Treat these girls with kindness & respect and as a general rule, (there are exception's) it with come back to you 5 or 10 folded.

You'll see it posted on this board, how some of these mongers post about these girls with distain and disrespect. I can absolutely assure you I'm getting better service than they are. And why go to all the expense and sit on that airplane for 10 or so hours to come to Argentina, if not for its world famous service.

ExonThis is the golden rule - treat them with kindness and respect - it goes a long, long way.

Daddy Rulz
02-26-08, 01:27
This is the golden rule - treat them with kindness and respect - it goes a long, long way.But don't be a pussy about it, they value strength as well. Here's a trick I have used in the past. When negotiating and they quote you the insane opening price, be a little pissed, laugh if you want but if they insist get pissed. There first response based on a lifetime of training is to take care of the man. If it isn't you don't want to fuck them anyway. Make them come to you, after they do treat them like a princess and collect the dividends. It's worked well for me in the past.

Esten
02-26-08, 01:57
I was curious what deal Ricker brokered for TLN for those guys in Orleans. But thank you Exon for those comments.

DR - that is an excellent tip. I am going to use it. Note to self - practice my 'pissed' reaction.

Ricker
02-26-08, 14:41
I was curious what deal Ricker brokered for TLN for those guys in Orleans. But thank you Exon for those comments.

DR - that is an excellent tip. I am going to use it. Note to self - practice my 'pissed' reaction.The gringo that ended up with the hottest chica, and he wanted her badly, agreed to 500 pesos for the TLN. She wanted 600 pesos for 2.5 hours.

The other chica, though not as hot looking, was much friendlier with a big smile, agreed to 300 pesos for TLN.

These 2 gringos were fairly new to the PFP game. I tried to explain to the first guy that the hot chica may not be so hot with the love and attitude just because he paid 500 pesos.

It was obvious they didn't have much chemestry, and the lack of his spanish and her english wouldn't help.

He didn't care, he wanted HER, and she knew it. Trust me, if I wasn't there, this guy would have paid much more.

I would've chosen the other chica. It was around 8 or maybe a bit later at night by the time we finished drinking / talking and she seemed happy with the 300 pesos, and was being very lovely dovey with her gringo at the table. The other, hot chica was not very lovey dovey toward her gringo.

I'm pretty sure she wanted me:) but I don't like paying those prices, TLN or not. I wait for one to really dig me and we find a much better arrangement.

Takes time, but I'll find some cool chicas that dig me in BA.:)

Miami Bob
04-04-08, 02:59
1. Carolina a / k / a the ball washer was there. She has lost a significant amount of weight. Her hair was done and she had on near perfect make-up. She looked hot. Has she stopped drugs and began taking care of herself again? We made very pleasant small talk and seems very doable again. She was overweight and a mess the last time I took her out. THIS WOMEN PROVIDES WORLD CLASS BBBJ. She would win the gold medal in any olympic competition. I had dinner plans and did not make the trip around the corner with her. She looked ten years younger. Her true age is about 35.

2. Exxon. Which ale do you do? There are two with dirty blonde hair. One is a very hot mid to late 30's with green eyes. The second is mid to late 20's with reddish blond hair, brown eyes and possibly the most beautiful body I have ever experienced. They are very different people with different styles. The older ale is a tremendous lover, but the younger is a walking, talking fantacy who proves better than average service, unless she is orgasmic that day when she is potentially top notch.

3. Does oleans have a better selection of after 8pm ladies.

After the end of excedera? The after 8pm crew was pretty awful with occasional exceptions in the past.

Bob

Exon123
04-04-08, 19:50
Bob,

I do the older Alie with the "green eye's", excellent service and total "GFE" experience, excellent BBBJ with CIM.

But her blow job can't compete with Carolina's, AKA "The Ball Washer", its simply stated "The Best Blow Job In The World".

She pulled me aside one day and ask me to quit telling everone that she gave the best blow job, stating "Your giving me a bad reputation telling everyone I give the best blow job", I replyed saying "But Carolina, you really do give the best head". She then stated, with a big smile on her face, "Well yes I really do, but everyone doesn't need to know about it"

I then went on to tell her that our old friend Micky Mouse had given her the nick name, The Ball Washer, she laughed and was very proud that her American customers know her by that name.

Exon

Ricker
04-11-08, 22:34
Stopped by Orleans today at about 5pm.

The place was filled with chicas and hombres.

Truth is, for my personal tastes, out of maybe 25 or so chicas in there, only 2 or 3 were at a 7 or above, and maybe 1 very generous 8 rating.

Sorry to bring up other countries in this forum but I hang out mostly in Colombia, just got back form 2 weeks there, and most of these chicas would be 3rd rate hags there.

Colombia will spoil you!

Anyway, back to Orleans.

I called over who I thought was the pretty girl of the lot. Name was Merissa I believe. A pretty face but a bit to big big caboose (back side) for me.

We chatted just a bit. I asked her what kind of a great deal should would give me because I was so handsome and cool:)

Of course I was joking around.

The great deal she offered me was 400 pesos for an hour. I was laughing so hard inside.

I said. Hmmmmmmm. I'll have to think about it.

Is she f. Ing nuts!

Anyway, I finished my coffee and split. I may stop by after I get a bite to eat just to see what the night time has ro offer there.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to Cattos later to oogle over the gorgeous dancer there. Now she'd give any Colombiana a run for her money!

Goodluck amigos!

Chica Seeker
04-18-08, 19:58
I glanced in the window as I walked by Orleans at noon on Saturday. There was nothing happening and I continued on my way. About a half block away, a girl comes running up behind me, throws her arms around my neck and starts kissing me on the lips right there on the street. She took me totally by surprise. She then got out a paper and pen and wanted my phone number and address. WTF! Even if she was an attractive chica, which she was not, I would not have supply the requested info for reasons obvious. I tried to leave but she continued walking with me.

Anyway, I assumed correctly that she was from Orleans, so I walked her back there and joined her at her table for a moment before then making my exit, after a promise to return. Her name is Paola and she sits to the right as you enter.

I don't know if it was a case of mistaken identity or if this is how she attempts to get new customers. I tried to find out with my limited Spanish but she would not give me a straight answer. I think that this girl has a few issues.

Chica Seeker
04-18-08, 20:02
After my session at Suipacha on Thursday, I decided to have a late lunch around 17:00 at Orleans and check out the selection of chicas. As I was entering, a guy was leaving with a solid 8/10. Other than her, the rest were 5-7, with most being in the lower end of that range. I had a chat with Carolina aka "the ball washer" who I met last year when she was working part time at Exedra. I had a nice session with her at that time for 150p.

I explained to her that I was not there for action, only lunch, and she gave me her phone number for a later time. She said that the rate there was now 300p for an hour because of the table charge of 60p per day. I pointed out that I thought that it was 200p but she said that was no longer the case. I was not about to get into negotiations as I was not interested in a session at the time. I doubt that her quote is the going rate based on the selection of chicas that I saw on this occasion. Perhaps someone else could shed some light on this.

Stormy
04-19-08, 15:03
I glanced in the window as I walked by Orleans at noon on Saturday. There was nothing happening and I continued on my way. About a half block away, a girl comes running up behind me, throws her arms around my neck and starts kissing me on the lips right there on the street. She took me totally by surprise. She then got out a paper and pen and wanted my phone number and address. WTF! Even if she was an attractive chica, which she was not, I would not have supply the requested info for reasons obvious. I tried to leave but she continued walking with me.

Anyway, I assumed correctly that she was from Orleans, so I walked her back there and joined her at her table for a moment before then making my exit, after a promise to return. Her name is Paola and she sits to the right as you enter.

I don't know if it was a case of mistaken identity or if this is how she attempts to get new customers. I tried to find out with my limited Spanish but she would not give me a straight answer. I think that this girl has a few issues.Could this be the famous "Crazy Paula"? I had heard a rumor that she had passed away, gone on to a better place, ect. This is sort of Paula's Modus.

And there are a lot of rumors in BA.

Dickhead
04-19-08, 16:13
I saw Crazy Paula long after your source said she had died, over by Tuomo Uno with some douche bag European. This certainly sounds like Crazy Paula. 155 cm, 52 kg, 31 y/o, from Salta, indigenous features, dark skin, pretty face, madder than a fucking hatter. A total nut job. Avoid, but if impossible to avoid, wrap the sausage heavily. Her real name is Paulina Cruz. She will cause problems.

Chica Seeker
04-19-08, 19:56
Dickhead,

You have described the chica that chased me down although I would not consider her face to be pretty anymore. I can not imagine anyone paying to bang this chica based on her looks, not to mention her erratic behavior.

WorldTravel69
04-19-08, 20:22
She might even have my cell phone. Motorola KRZR model, blueish black. Somehow I got her number the night lost it. Although I do not remember seeing her.


Dickhead, you have described the chica that chased me down although I would not consider her face to be pretty anymore. I can not imagine anyone paying to bang this chica based on her looks, not to mention her erratic behavior.

Stormy
04-20-08, 01:28
She might even have my cell phone. Motorola KRZR model, blueish black. Somehow I got her number the night lost it. Although I do not remember seeing her.Well, this is certainly a moment of zen, as Jon Stewart might say.

El Perro
05-25-08, 15:30
Consider the source, but was told by a Cutty Sark based gato that Orleans has been bought by the guy who owns Cutty and some other boliches.

Unbeliever
06-03-08, 17:51
This afternoon I decided to visit Cafe Orleans again. It was my second visit. I got there around 12:30 and it was mostly chicas. But an hour later, the place was crawling with guys. A bunch of them clustered by the bar and were apparently there for lunch, not a gang-bang. I did see a few obvious mongers though, including a couple of Americans.

While reading the WSJ, I made a mental list of doables. There were three. One was the Peruviana that I think has been written up before. There was a tall, shy looking chica that seemed to tag along with a more experienced friend. Then there was the chica I ended up taking around the block (to my later disappointment)

Romina is about 5' 6" and maybe 55 kilos. She's got natural be-cups and a thin but not overly curvy (not like the peruviana! Build. Shoulder length black hair drapes around her face which I considered to be attractive, but with an edge.

We made eye contact a couple of times, but I didn't budge until I was through with the paper and my chocolate. I asked her to sit with me when she came back up from a trip downstairs.

My spanish isn't great, but we had a decent conversation. The first tip-off that I was heading into the danger zone was how quickly she pressed for a session. She wasn't exactly mercenary, but was suddenly in a rush after chatting with her friends for the previous hour.

The pressure unfortunately continued in the transitorio. One position (missionary) and she was asking for leche. I said, "nope, not yet" and flipped her over. She wasn't into it at all and I distracted myself by noticing some odd looking bruises on the back of her hips. She also had some sort of lesion on the top of her thigh that was covered with a band aid. At that point, I didn't want to know and didn't ask.

She began insisting that I come, so I turned her over again and said if she wanted it quickly, I wanted to finish on her tits. "Mas plata" was her retort. "No mas plata," I replied in irritation. She insisted again and I ripped off the condom and dropped it on the floor to force the issue. She relented at that point and gave me a momentary dirty-girl look to hasten the conclusion.

I should have just asked her to leave instead of wasting the juice, but it wasn't the most rational moment. I paid her what we agreed to in the cafe ($300 pesos) and cleaned up without more conversation.

Would I repeat? Definitely not. She's one to avoid, IMO. She goes by Romina or possibly Danielle. She mentioned the second name in conversation, but I couldn't quite figure out what she was saying.

I hate it when I strike out in a session. It puts me in a foul mood until I clean the slate with a good one.

Unbeliever
06-03-08, 18:22
A few days ago I made my first visit to Cafe Orleans. I wasn't sure what to expect, but after the initial nervousness of walking in "cold" I found it a relaxing place to hang out and check out the talent.

Not many of the chicas were my type though. I tend to go for slim spinner-type bodies and most of the ladies that day were top-heavy and a little softer than I like.

But then a girl sat down at the table next to mine and she was damn near perfect. 5'5" with dark but slightly tinted hair and a body made my head swim. She was wearing black tights that showed off her ass and a white top that made the most of her petite rack. Her face was classic Argentine with a perfect nose and blue-gray eyes. Mid-twenties. Woof! My heart was thumping.

We talked for a while and I can honestly say that it was fun. I bought her a coffee as a way to extend the interaction before making a buying decision. In the end, I did ask her for a session and we went around the block to get one of the goofy thematic rooms at the transitorio.

She was just slightly distant in the room, and sometimes that's what happens in the first session. But she had the tightest little spinner bod that I've seen out of a 19yo thai girl that I still dream about. She said she goes to the gym a lot and it's pretty obvious that's no lie. I'd be happy just to photograph her.

Anyway, this sex was good, but not off-the-charts. Like I said, she was just a bit distant, but didn't rush and we enjoyed each other's company. I asked for and received her phone number.

Would I repeat. Yup. She's gorgeous to look at and while I've had far better chemistry with other chicas, I think Alicia deserves a second "investigation."

Spassmusssein
06-04-08, 19:27
The cafe has a new owner and a well known one.

Since the change there are much more chicas, muchisima onda and reasonable prices.

Seems the owner wants the overpriced ladies to leave to get more chicas and clients into the place.

Have fun

Monger514
07-03-08, 01:51
I don't know what other names she's used, but she's hard to miss. It's the real tall girl who used to work at Excedra. A bit older (early 30s?), natural tits, blonde hair. Has a tatoo on her wrist and tatood wings on her lower tummy.

There is no reason to ever take this girl out. Her attitude once she gets to your place will go quickly downhill. Avoid.

Dodger Bulldog
07-19-08, 17:27
There are many reasons I have always loved Cafe Orleans so much. The most important one being how it allows me to get to know the chicas so intimately.

I have heard her called the "librarian." After getting to know her, I now think of her more as my psycho-killer babe.

Not really. Augustina is not a threat to do bodily harm to anyone, except for herself.

I first saw her sitting against the wall of the cafe, dressed all in black from her head to down to her toes. Not a square inch of her milky white flesh was showing.

She had on thick glasses and was engrossed in a magazine. Never once did I see her look up, let alone did she ever flirt or smile at any of the guys.

As Mr. Jackson said to me, she was definitely playing to a very narrow niche market.

Indeed.

I was smitten.

Finally, she went down to the bathroom, probably to smoke in the stairwell. Upon her return, I invited her to sit with me.

Augustina speaks flawless English. She effortlessly employs an advanced vocabulary. For example, she told me that she is going to describe the "synopsis of a movie" to me.

I know that speaking English is supposed to be the red flag of a hardened pro, but this couldn't be further from the truth with Augustina. It just shows how intelligent she truly is.

She is not really bad looking at all, although not one of you guys would consider her to be the least bit hot in any sense of the word.

But I do.

Back at my place she told me how the other chicas try to talk her into dressing sexy, putting on makeup, doing her hair.

But Augustina told me that she wants the guys who are interested in that sort of thing to pass over her and pick the silicone babes. She wants only a man with whom she can have meaningful converstion.

So I uncorked a bottle of Malbec and we began to talk.

I learned all about her childhood abuse, of course. How she is trying to forgive her mother and remembers her deceased father fondly.

How she lost four years of her life in the streets to drugs, she is five months behind on her rent, and she wants to bear a baby boy six years down the road.

If she should live that long.

I inspected the scars on her wrists where she has slashed herself, heard how she views her life as a constant repetition of playing "Jenny" while waiting for her punker "Forest Gump" boyfriend to return. As always, he is off galavanting on some wild goose chase, leaving her behind to wallow in enough misery for the both of them.

You can feel her angst as she says they have yet to consummate their relationship.

But she has been sexually active since the age of three, starting with the sexual abuse she suffered through.

She harbors fantasies of making it with Madonna, Christina Kirchner, and the super-hot redhead who is her only friend at Café Orleans.

As we finished off the second bottle of Malbec, all of her vulnerabilities had been exposed and her conversation had degenerated to a series of emo driven clichés.

"You have no idea how lonely life is when I am the only person awake in a world full of the zombies."

"I could make millions of dollars tomorrow with my revolutionary fashion designs, but then I would have to kill myself for becoming a rich and famous asshole."

"If only I was not born so beautiful and brilliant, I could have led a normal life and would not have to be aware of all this fucking pain."

I laughed my ass off, told her she was full of shit, and threw a pillow at her.

It was the first time all night that I had seen her smile.

Seven hours had passed, she was drunk out of her mind, and I could see that she was in no condition to be fucked.

I laid the money on the table and told her it was hers now. She had already earned it all. I was going to the bedroom, and she would be faced with a choice between two doors.

She could take the money in good conscious and walk right out the front door and off into the night, never to see me again.

Or she could open the door to enter my bedroom, and we would make mad passionate love in the morning.

Augustina followed me to the bedroom. She was probably too drunk to have made it home.

When I arose, I found myself alone in the bed, as expected. Of course, she had gone home once the affects of the vino had worn off.

But no, to my surprise I found her sitting in the other room, staring out the window, contemplating the beauty of the morning sky.

Once Augustina finally removed the hideous horse-blanket clothes she likes to wear, I marveled at the pale color of her alabaster skin and the soft curves she had been hiding away from me.

I began by using my tongue to connect the dots between her millions of freckles, before discovering how nicely her ribs protruded out from above her narrowing waist.

I learned that she had the kind of razor sharp hips that I can shave my cheeks with. Exactly the kind I hips love to use as handles to take total control of a woman's body while in bed, as I shifted her up and down and threw her around like a rag doll.

Oh my god, did she ever turn me on.

Augustina initially refused to take any photos for me. Then finally she relented. She told me that she would allow me to be the only human being on the face of he earth to have an actual photo of her (yeah, right).

But I did promise her I would not post them. And anyway, no one but me would think they were hot. So you guys aren't missing out on anything.

After 20 hours together, we found we had smoked the last of our cigarettes and needed to venture out into the world together. I bought her a phone card so she can call me regularly. We took a meal together, and made plans to visit an art museum next week.

I can't wait to be entertained by her insanely dark interpretations of the meaning of the abstract.

I really fell for this chica. I feel very close to Augustina. Very protective of her. These are the kind of deep emotional bonds I was search of when I planned this venture to Buenos Aires.

She makes me feel alive!

But let me say this on Augustina's behalf.

Despite her insanity, she remains grounded in the real world. She begged me to session with her hot redheaded friend who she wants to fuck so badly.

She asked me to report back to her exactly how good the other chica is in bed.

I suppose it is the least I can do for my new-found friend!

DB

Daddy Rulz
07-19-08, 17:50
Dodger Bulldog now needs a wingman to help him keep this new relationship in perspective. My friend you are now sailing in dangerous waters. It's the danger that makes white water rafting so much fun, be wary of the rocks my friend.

Dodger Bulldog
07-19-08, 18:09
Dodger Bulldog now needs a wingman to help him keep this new relationship in perspective. My friend you are now sailing in dangerous waters. It's the danger that makes white water rafting so much fun, be wary of the rocks my friend.Don't worry, Daddy.

I simply enjoy the romance of a simulated relationship. I know full well that I have a plane ticket out of here in a few days and there is no way that any of these chicas can ever get a visa to chase me back home.

I love 'em and leave 'em. And I never send them money.

DB

Dodger Bulldog
07-19-08, 18:51
I promised Augustina that I would fuck her redheaded friend for her.

So I called Florencia up and invited her over at six. She called me back at five and asked if I minded if she arrived in 20 minutes.

A chica who wants to come 40 minutes early? What the hell is this?

After having spent the previous day with Augustina the librarian, I now found myself with her polar opposite.

Florencia loves to curl her hair, wear makeup that compliments her, and has a set of big fake silicone tits.

She loves to flourish her feminity, flirting, giggly, laughing at your jokes, twirling her hair, and jiggling her tits at you.

She is in the final year as a psychology student. So we warmed up to each other while enjoying an in depth discussion of the theories and merits of Freud, Jung, Watson, Skinner, Ellis, and the rest.

I find it intoxicating that many of the chicas here are so well educated, wordly, and sophisticated. How refreshing it is in comparison to those usually found throughout Latin America.

And I can see why Florencia is Augustina's only friend. She, too, is a rescuer, just like I am.

And hot as holy hell.

Florencia was pure dynamite in the sack.

I had to slow her down, telling her that we were going to take the time to stimulate her own body first before she was going to be allowed to work on me.

I lubed her up, pulled out the old trusty Pocket Rocket, and within only a few minutes I had to peel her off of the ceiling.

Florencia was blown away by the power of the little thing.

She gives a great deep throat, for those of you who may be into that sort of thing.

She was bundle of energy once she got on top of me. And when the Pocket Rocket has already primed the pump, it is very easy for a responsive female to cum over and over and over again.

Florencia finally needed to take a break from it all before she would allow me to mount her.

I can guarantee you this much, Florencia is a moaner and a screamer.

Beautiful, intelligent, sexy, and fun! I am going to tell Augustina that Florencia deserves my highest recommendation. Five stars.

I also informed Florencia that Augustina has the hots for her. Thus, I expect those two will be hooking up soon enough.

I decided to walk her over to Cafe Orleans to start her work for the day, and who should we discover sitting against the wall but my favorite little lost and lonely waif, all dressed down in an old t-shirt and a baggy pair of jeans.

We invited Augustina to join us.

I found myself in all in my glory, holding court amongst my two newest favorite chicas.

The alegria we brought to the cafe was palpable. Many of others chicas were focused on watching us have so much fun, and several of them chose to jump in and join our conversations.

Now, I've never really been much of one for doing duplas, because after all, I've only got one cock. But now, ummm, well, ummm, these two chicas sure have managed to get me thinking an awful lot about it...

DB

Daddy Rulz
07-19-08, 21:38
And I never send them money.This is the litmus test. The non working girl I was seeing would never accept money from me. Over time I got tired of always worrying if she had enough money, to pay for food so I got her a pre-loaded visa card. Over a year and a half I put in about 500 bucks, when I finally moved to BsAs she gave it back to me with a 450 balance.

Yoosin
07-19-08, 23:05
Great reports DB. Only now I know how much I fucked up by passing up on Florencia - FUCK!

Yoosin

Exon123
08-19-08, 21:48
I was in Orleans yesterday for lunch and low and behold there was Caroline the "Ball Washer". Famous for giving the best Blow Job in the world.

She looked good and had gained a little weight getting rid of that skinny "Coke Hoe" look she had when she was really into the drug's.

Anyone looking for a really good Blow Job should look her up.

Exon

Member #3320
08-19-08, 21:57
I was in Orleans yesterday for lunch and low and behold there was Caroline the "Ball Washer". Famous for giving the best Blow Job in the world.

She looked good and had gained a little weight getting rid of that skinny "Coke Hoe" look she had when she was really into the drug's.

Anyone looking for a really good Blow Job should look her up.

ExonHow to recognize her (Caroline) Sir Exon?

What are the best hours, best days to get the best girls at best prices in orleans?

Thanks in advance

Gato Hunter
08-19-08, 23:55
She looked good and had gained a little weight getting rid of that skinny "Coke Hoe" look she had when she was really into the drug's.

Anyone looking for a really good Blow Job should look her up.

ExonI thought about getting the balls washed.

The only way I would do it is to have her leave her clothes on. I think if she took them off it may be just bad.

Sportsman
08-20-08, 00:30
How to recognize her (Caroline) Sir Exon?Check these out.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=331743&postcount=958
http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=332462&postcount=962

As noted, nowadays she looks nowhere as good as she did in those pictures.

Miami Bob
08-20-08, 05:22
Has gained weight and now has a stomach. She still gives the very, very best bbbj. PM me for her phone number. She does house calls like every good plumber and can really clean out the pipes. IF you are looking for a cute 22 year old, she is not for you. She cleaned up her act for the sake of her child and is an attractive mid-30's woman with an imperfect body. She is an expert at maximizing intense pleasure.

Exon123
08-20-08, 14:06
Check these out.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=331743&postcount=958
http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=332462&postcount=962

As noted, nowadays she looks nowhere as good as she did in those pictures.Actually she looked pretty good Sportsman and really quite doable.

But I've fucked her so many times the romance is gone so I passed waiting for my Favorata Ale.

But I can honestly say she gives the best Blow Job I've ever had anywhere and that includes most of the world.

Reminds me of a story.

One day I walked into Cafe Orleans and said hello to Caroline. She was all pissed off, telling me why did I spread those terrible rummors about her sucking cock. I told her that she sucks the best cock of anyone and that my friend "Mickey Mouse" had given her a nick name, "The Ball Washer"

She smiled looking around the room at her competition and said, "Why yes I do, but you shouln't be telling everyone, it makes the other girls jellious", we both laughed.

But serriously if anyone is up for a good blow job and fuck Caroline comes highly recomended. She knows her job and is a true professional.

Exon

Exon123
08-20-08, 14:33
How to recognize her (Caroline) Sir Exon?

What are the best hours, best days to get the best girls at best prices in orleans?

Thanks in advanceOrleans is best between 4 and 6 on week day afternoons, there market is business men after they get off work and before they go home.

There are no such things as best prices anymore.

Years back Caroline as an example was getting $150 peso's for her special services.

Now days she'll demand and get $300 peso's, she speakes good English by the way.

My favorata "Ale" charges me a special rate of $200 peso's, but thats only because were old friends. And that rate is only for the hotel around the cornner, other wise she wants $300 for my apartment.

The hotel is another $50 to $60 peso's so its really no bargain, the girls get a kick back from the hotel, my girl "Ale" gets free parking all day at the hotel, yes she drives to work

Exon

Iluvadahos
08-26-08, 19:49
I would love to see a picture of Caroline aka THE BALL WASHER - just so I can keep an eye out for her.

Thanks fellas

Gato Hunter
08-27-08, 05:36
My suggestion is that you get her to blow you but have her leave the clothes on.

She has oral skills, but the years have not been kind. If you get her some blow the results of your blow will be even better.

FYI there is a link to pics a few posts down.

Billyboy69
08-27-08, 09:45
She makes me feel alive!DB! I have live just same experience some yrs a go on BA. Other people can't undestood.

But mine "agustina" [his name on my history is Marcela ] have let me feel exactly the same!

Let me feel very great!

I little gift from God! And no bad water for me. Every day ready for a new girl! But. Always looking for repeat this kind of experience!

Sorry for my poor english. I'm Italian mother language.

Saludos.

ElTano

Shane44
10-05-08, 16:55
I was on San Martin at 3 PM today walking towards Cordoba about 20 feet from the start of the first Orleans window when coming towards me is a tall [about 5'10"] brunette in tight clothing with great legs and C size lolas. She comes right up to me and without so much as an "Olah", says in English, " Would you like to fuck me?" My instinctive response was "Sure", but then the more I looked at her height, the more unsure I was of her gender, so I said, "Chica or chico?"

She responds by taking my right hand and sticking it down her pants. Clearly a chica, and a wet chica at that. I took about ten seconds to withdraw and she was in no hurry for me to do so. She then says, "200 pesos to fuck me in the pussy and ass." This girl is obviously a natural sales women, who sees no sense in wasting time. What is not to like. However, I have all of twenty minutes before I need to be back at my hotel – big head decision.

I say to her left breast that I regretfully do not have time to fuck her, and because this particular breast apparently was hearing impaired, she pulls it out for me to fondle right there on the sidewalk. I am thinking that not only must the gods be smiling upon me for some reason, but what is not to like about this wonderful creature. I therefore tell her that her breast is beautiful [most likely surgically enhanced], and she responds that she is Columbian. I tell her I sincerely regret not being able to go with her, and she then asks for ten pesos to go back into the Orleans with. I cough up the ten without hesitation, she then runs her tongue over my tonsils by way of a thank you, and runs back into the Orleans waiving the ten to her girl friends in triumph. She also has a decent size tat on her lower back.

I am writing this from the airport. For those of you still in BA, this creature deserves to be checked out. Life is good. Enjoy it while you can!

Exon123
10-05-08, 19:04
Shes a Transvestite that hangs out in front of Cafe Orleans all the time.

Foxy looking though.

Exon

Dickhead
10-05-08, 19:21
A transvestite is a person who dresses in the clothing of the opposite sex so in this case would have a dick. What the person might have been is a transsexual.

I had a gal a few weeks back who was a hobosexual.

Exon123
10-05-08, 20:29
What's a hobosexual?

A Sexual without any money?

Exon

Dickhead
10-05-08, 21:12
I say she was a "hobosexual" because she was a bum lay!

Gato Hunter
10-06-08, 00:09
If you had picked her up on the train because she was wandering about fucking who ever to keep the journey going then yes it fits.

Shane44
10-06-08, 10:08
Exon,

Although on most mongering matters, I would differ to your professional opinion, this person absolutely positively had no dick and did have a wet clit. However, she could have been a post-op TV. I simply do not have enough experience to come to a decisive conclusion in ten seconds of sidewalk groping. If you find any definitive information about her, please let me know.

All the best,

Shane

Thomaso276
10-06-08, 10:12
There is a tall, dark hair, transv working the San Martin / Cordoba area. Usually on San Martin. (I live on the block) Stay clear.

Exon123
10-06-08, 12:29
Exon,

Although on most mongering matters, I would differ to your professional opinion, this person absolutely positively had no dick and did have a wet clit. However, she could have been a post-op TV. I simply do not have enough experience to come to a decisive conclusion in ten seconds of sidewalk groping. If you find any definitive information about her, please let me know.

All the best,

ShaneShane44,

The information I got from several girls I know that work in Cafe Orleans is she is in fact a post-op Transvestite.

But he or she is certainly one beautiful MotherFucker, remember the old saying, "If it looks to good to be true, it probably is"

Exon

Dodger Bulldog
10-19-08, 02:46
When I talked to Belen she seemed kind of cute with a slender body.

A girl-next-door look. Kind of shy. Maybe the type of chica who I could spend time teaching some things.

That would be quite a bit different than most of the pros at Orleans.

I kept her number for a day when I was coming up dry. I finally called her one night and she came over quickly.

I rather fancy myself as a specialist with inexpereinced chicas and love to show them the ropes. Teaching them things about ther bodies that they had never discovered before.

But they have to open their MINDS for it to work!

Belen is one of the least coachable chicas I have ever met. No matter how many times I stopped her to show her how to touch me, she always went back to her cold, wooden ways.

After about 20 minutes I called a halt. I got dressed, gave her a few pesos for her trouble, and wished her luck in the future.

She was a total waste of time.

DB

Exon123
10-19-08, 14:03
That certainly is one ugly CockSucker, I'd "Jack Off" before I spent money on her.

Exon

Zephyr
10-20-08, 00:31
True that, girls like that are also known as Highlanders- you have to cut their heads off to fuck them.

Zephyr

Exon123
10-20-08, 13:39
True that, girls like that are also known as Highlanders- you have to cut their heads off to fuck them.

ZephyrAs Jackson refur's to them as "The House Pig", hope she didn't cost more that a $100 peso's.

Exon

SanMichele
10-27-08, 13:39
Because the body is ok, but the head you throw away, a Kiwi saying as a matter of fact, or rather I heard it from a Kiwi girl.

Was at CO yesterday at 3pm. Small gathering, same faces that you will see later on at NewPort. We must be all traveling in a short circuit.

Nothing to write about except that we (it was a posse of 3) thought that we could have had a shrimp salad.

Ciao

El Alamo
10-29-08, 15:10
According to the local boards a girl whose name used to be Roci is now working at Orleans.

Roci is 21 or 22 and gorgeous. She was probably the most highly regarded girl working in Buenos Aires. She worked in an apartment on the 1000 block of Rodquiques Pena (spelling) She worked 6 hours a day, 5 days a week and brought in over 6000 pesos a week, of which 50% or 60% was hers.

She charged $250 pesos an hour and was worth every centavo.

If you are in Orleans and see a girl who is head and shoulders better looking than any girl who has ever been in Orleans you might be in luck. This girl is fabulous.

The reason she left the apartment was because one of her clientes was rough with her and I think she may have had to go to the hospital. Apparently she thinks Orleans is safer.

If you can confirm that Roci is at Orleans please let me know. I will be there in a heartbeat.

She undoubtedly works only during the daytime because she is a student. Her classes are in the evening. I doubt that she is ever unoccupied for more than 5 minutes. Don't expect her to be sitting at a table for very long. Someone will grab her.

Dodger Bulldog
11-01-08, 21:07
Roci is 21 or 22 and gorgeous. She was probably the most highly regarded girl working in Buenos Aires. She charged $250 pesos an hour and was worth every centavo.When I was there a few months ago there was a chica who might meet that description. She was breathtaking, with a fabulous body, and passed out a business cards with the name "Rocia."

My friend spoke to her and she would not budge below 600 pesos. He is good looking, with the body of a professional tango dancer and pilates instructor, and speaks perfect Spanish, as he is a native Argentinean.

Since he could not get her price down any, none of the rest of us bothered with her.

DB

El Alamo
11-02-08, 09:12
Dodger Bulldog,

Thanks for the message.

It is possible Roci was in Orleans several months ago.

Roci, and I forgot her real name, may be using Rocio as her name now.

I doubt that Roci spends much time in Orleans. She undoubtedly has a list of regulars that contact her by cell phone.

The Roci I am referring to has long dark hair and is about 5 foot 6 with a slender muscular build I. E. Much like a professional dancer.

$600 pesos! She must have figured out how much some people are willing to pay

P.S. Roci is young. She is 21 or 22. I think most people would place her in 18 to 24 age range.

Dodger Bulldog
11-02-08, 13:13
Dodger Bulldog,

Thanks for the message.

It is possible Roci was in Orleans several months ago.

Roci, and I forgot her real name, may be using Rocio as her name now.

I doubt that Roci spends much time in Orleans. She undoubtedly has a list of regulars that contact her by cell phone.

The Roci I am referring to has long dark hair and is about 5 foot 6 with a slender muscular build I. E. Much like a professional dancer.

$600 pesos! She must have figured out how much some people are willing to pay.

P. S. Roci is young. She is 21 or 22. I think most people would place her in 18 to 24 age range.Sounds like the one.

Zing23
11-03-08, 21:13
Things are different on Sundays. Places are closed, people are gone to the park, etc.

Howeve, calle florida shoppng is paritially open and the galleries pacifico mall is open, so there are customers for Cafe Orlenas. So chicas are there. I entered about 4pm, there were about 12 working girls and one or two other punters. I sat and ordered a diet pepsi for 10p and watched.

A lot of guys came in over time. Some just walked over to a girl and made a deal and left with her. A couple of groups sat at tables and started looking.

A young girl from the north, the only one dressed normally, was desperate to get my attetion. She moved to the talbe next to me then asked me what I was llistening to on my iPod. I called her over and let her listen to Juan Luis Guerra with me.

We had a nice chat, she suggested we go around the block to a love hotel for an hour. I declined (had just left giselle's apt) she suggested 1/2 hour, then 20 minutes. I think she was desparate to get some business.

After I left, I felt like I should have just left her a 50p donation for effort so she could get something to eat.

Zing

Jamesp
11-03-08, 22:43
OK, OK, I should have known by all the prior posts I had read, but when I visited Orleans today around 3pm, I was shocked when I first opened the door. I couldn't really see much from glancing in from outside, but when I entered, there were girls everywhere. Several were 8's. I was so shocked that I actually just went straight to the sole empty table in the corner. It was clear that everyone was just there waiting for some action.

What was weird for me is that all eyes were on me as I entered and then found a place to sit down. Heads turning, making eye contact, etc.

I happened to sit down next to a 34yr old lady, very nice, spoke english, portugese, and spanish. But not my type. Anyway, just to get warmed up, I asked her about her rate. She said $250 US dollars for an hour! I laughed, and said that I knew the rate was closer to AR200. She rapidly dropped down to AR300 but didn't want to budge below that.

I then did a quick cruise of the cafe, picked a girl who looked young and friendly (she was sitting with others) and just asked her what her rate was. She too started high, then came down to AR300. I tried to get her down to AR200 (for all of 5 sec) but didn't budge.

I know that the "prividos" are cheaper (all costs considered) but after reading "The Tango Singer" I'm worried about inadvertently supporting some sex slave business. I definitely only wanted to hook up with 100% free and willing chicas.

Anyway, since this was my first time, I just let the small man lead, said "OK", and we took off to Horizonte.

Her name was Mariatze or something like that. Short (5'2" or so), black hair, said she's from AR. She said she was 22, with a 1yr old kid.

Horizonte was cool, we got a theme room that looked like La Boca. The whole experience was weird for me though, definitely different from "making love" or "hot passionate sex" with a girl friend.

BTW, Mariatze gave the worst head I've ever had. She kept letting her teeth contact my cock, even after I kept telling her "sin dentes!" (Hopefully that spanish is understandable.)

Wouldn't repeat (w / her) but man I was still surprised afterwards how EASY it was to find a cute girl and screw her 10 minutes later.

After this experience, I'm a but undecided whether to continue, but will see. Weird how for me "mongering/punting(?)" was a bit of a power trip (total control, etc), but it took all the fun of the "seduction" out.

Anyway, thanks to all for this board. I read though it thoroughly to prepare, and thanks to y'all it was a success and I wasn't made into too big of a "dumb tourist" (I think!).

J

Dodger Bulldog
11-04-08, 02:12
OK, OK, I should have known by all the prior posts I had read, but when I visited Orleans today around 3pm, I was shocked when I first opened the door. I couldn't really see much from glancing in from outside, but when I entered, there were girls everywhere. Several were 8's. I was so shocked that I actually just went straight to the sole empty table in the corner. It was clear that everyone was just there waiting for some action. Jamesp,

I am so glad that you discovered and appreciate the beauty of Cafe Orleans business model. It has always been my favorite!

I have never understood the negative reports here. If one goes to Orleans and doesn't see anyone he fancies, just go on to the next place on the list. That can happen anywhere one goes, so why rant and rave and condemn the place?

Odds are that it won't take too many visits for most red-blooded males to find a gem. There are often many of them here.

And though Orleans does cost more than a privado, it also offers so much more, in my opinion.

I never could select a chica off a 5 second peek and peck on the cheek. I simply have no clue if we have any connection or how her service and attitude will be. And those are far more important than anyone's looks.

And don't think for a minute that there are not any incredibly hot women who hang out at this Cafe.

I need to flirt and converse and get to know a chica. Half the fun is trying to establish the chemistry.

With a fully lighted cafe, a coffee or a beer at hand, and a number of chicas who are dressed somewhat like a regular girl, I just love the illusion of reality that Cafe Orleans offers me.

There is simply no better way to pass a day in pursut of a great lay!

DB

QuakHunter
11-04-08, 12:35
I have never understood the negative reports here. If one goes to Orleans and doesn't see anyone he fancies, just go on to the next place on the list. That can happen anywhere one goes, so why rant and rave and condemn the place?

Odds are that it won't take too many visits for most red-blooded males to find a gem. There are often many of them here.

And don't think for a minute that there are not some incredibly hot women don't hang out at this Cafe.

I need to flirt and converse and get to know a chica. Half the fun is trying to establish the chemistry.

With a fully lighted cafe, a coffee or a beer at hand, and a number of chicas who are dressed somewhat like a regular girl, I just love the illusion of reality that Cafe Orleans offers me.DB is exactly on point here. Ten trips, ten visits to Cafe Orleans. Half of them I left alone, the other were exactly what I went in there for. Anybody remember Brisa? That my friends, was a gem.

Spring of 2007; 26yo with brown hair and somewhat ordinary features, but an arse you could crack a walnut on. She had a two year old kid at the time. An hour was quoted, stayed for three and was everything I needed at that time.

Keep your mind right gentlemen, sometimes the big fish swim into shallow waters.

Zing23
11-04-08, 22:32
I am on my first trip to BA. Each day I have tried a different venue, privados so far.

I checked out Cafe Orleans on Sunday and liked the vibe, so on Tuesday afternoon I went back to see if any women there were of interest to me. The cafe was packed with women, of varying sizes and shapes and colors. Most of them tried to make eye contact with me, but I just smiled and mouthed 'hola'.

Then I spotted a woman with very curly black hair, which I love. When she got up to walk across the room, I saw that she was fit and slim, so I said hello and invited her to sit at the bar with me. Her name was Simone, 34, from Brazil. We talked a long time, she tried to teach me some Portuguese and I helped her with her English, but we basically spoke Spanish.

Simone told me she lives (above a bar name Alamo that has lots of gringos. If I need to speak English or know about American sports I should go there, and she will be there often too. I didn't tell her I had heard of it before on ISG, but said I didn't come halfway around the world to talk English with gringos!

Eventually we went around the corner to a fancy love hotel. Our room, 701, had a hot tub and lots of mirrors and porn TV and music, etc. Simone did her best to be my GFE experience, but when the tub filled up with water, the jacuzzi jets started automatically, and noisely. We were right about to start DATY, so I went over to turn it off but instead we ended up in the tub, making out. She gave me another great BBBJ in the whirling tub (first for me) but the hot water and soap were not what my old body needed.

When we dried off and returned to the bed, I never quite got the super hot sensations going again. She is a tight fit for me and I never really got nice and hard to enjoy it. Intercourse was so-so and I stopped it. Simone jumped right on it, slipped off my condom, resumed an excellent bbbj and finished me off that way. No complaints about her - but next time I will skip the tub until after the activities are over.

Back at the cafe, she introduced me to her Dominicana friend Diana and another Domnicana named Kenya. We all talked and listened to music on my iPod and swapped stories for an hour or so. There were a lot of women in the cafe and men checking them out, but the men stayed on the side by the bar and the women stayed at the tables closer to the outside walls. WTF? It was like a high school dance. I was almost the only guy sitting with a table of girls and sizing them up for future afternoons.

Simone invited me to go dancing (bachata, salsa, reggaeton) this weekend with them and introduced me to another friend, Alejandra, a portena who said she also teaches tango. When it was time for me to leave, she misunderstood and thought I was taking her out for a horizontal tango lesson. I cleared that up, gave each girl a kiss on the cheek and went out to catch a taxi.

Overall, it as fun and I will try it again, but I enjoyed my hour with Lola at Giselle's apt and Pamela at 1707 Sante fe more and could spend the extra time chatting up shop girls and cute customers in the mini-malls around centro.

-zing

Exon123
11-04-08, 22:39
I am on my first trip to BA. Each day I have tried a different venue, privados so far.

I checked out Cafe Orleans on Sunday and liked the vibe, so on Tuesday afternoon I went back to see if any women there were of interest to me. The cafe was packed with women, of varying sizes and shapes and colors. Most of them tried to make eye contact with me, but I just smiled and mouthed 'hola'.

Then I spotted a woman with very curly black hair, which I love. When she got up to walk across the room, I saw that she was fit and slim, so I said hello and invited her to sit at the bar with me. Her name was Simone, 34, from Brazil. We talked a long time, she tried to teach me some Portuguese and I helped her with her English, but we basically spoke Spanish.

Simone told me she lives (above a bar name Alamo that has lots of gringos. If I need to speak English or know about American sports I should go there, and she will be there often too. I didn't tell her I had heard of it before on ISG, but said I didn't come halfway around the world to talk English with gringos!

Eventually we went around the corner to a fancy love hotel. Our room, 701, had a hot tub and lots of mirrors and porn TV and music, etc. Simone did her best to be my GFE experience, but when the tub filled up with water, the jacuzzi jets started automatically, and noisely. We were right about to start DATY, so I went over to turn it off but instead we ended up in the tub, making out. She gave me another great BBBJ in the whirling tub (first for me) but the hot water and soap were not what my old body needed.

When we dried off and returned to the bed, I never quite got the super hot sensations going again. She is a tight fit for me and I never really got nice and hard to enjoy it. Intercourse was so-so and I stopped it. Simone jumped right on it, slipped off my condom, resumed an excellent bbbj and finished me off that way. No complaints about her - but next time I will skip the tub until after the activities are over.

Back at the cafe, she introduced me to her Dominicana friend Diana and another Domnicana named Kenya. We all talked and listened to music on my iPod and swapped stories for an hour or so. There were a lot of women in the cafe and men checking them out, but the men stayed on the side by the bar and the women stayed at the tables closer to the outside walls. WTF? It was like a high school dance. I was almost the only guy sitting with a table of girls and sizing them up for future afternoons.

Simone invited me to go dancing (bachata, salsa, reggaeton) this weekend with them and introduced me to another friend, Alejandra, a portena who said she also teaches tango. When it was time for me to leave, she misunderstood and thought I was taking her out for a horizontal tango lesson. I cleared that up, gave each girl a kiss on the cheek and went out to catch a taxi.

Overall, it as fun and I will try it again, but I enjoyed my hour with Lola at Giselle's apt and Pamela at 1707 Sante fe more and could spend the extra time chatting up shop girls and cute customers in the mini-malls around centro.

-zingYou missed the boat, Alejandra is the best fuck in the place, one of my all time favorites.

Exon

Jamesp
11-06-08, 09:24
Hi Zing,

I'm curious, how much did Simone charge you? That was the girl that I met first in the cafe, and she had initially quoted $300US before dropping to AR300, but wouldn't go below that for me.


I am on my first trip to BA. Each day I have tried a different venue, privados so far.

I checked out Cafe Orleans on Sunday and liked the vibe, so on Tuesday afternoon I went back to see if any women there were of interest to me. The cafe was packed with women, of varying sizes and shapes and colors. Most of them tried to make eye contact with me, but I just smiled and mouthed 'hola'.

Then I spotted a woman with very curly black hair, which I love. When she got up to walk across the room, I saw that she was fit and slim, so I said hello and invited her to sit at the bar with me. Her name was Simone, 34, from Brazil. We talked a long time, she tried to teach me some Portuguese and I helped her with her English, but we basically spoke Spanish.

Simone told me she lives (above a bar name Alamo that has lots of gringos. If I need to speak English or know about American sports I should go there, and she will be there often too. I didn't tell her I had heard of it before on ISG, but said I didn't come halfway around the world to talk English with gringos!

Eventually we went around the corner to a fancy love hotel. Our room, 701, had a hot tub and lots of mirrors and porn TV and music, etc. Simone did her best to be my GFE experience, but when the tub filled up with water, the jacuzzi jets started automatically, and noisely. We were right about to start DATY, so I went over to turn it off but instead we ended up in the tub, making out. She gave me another great BBBJ in the whirling tub (first for me) but the hot water and soap were not what my old body needed.

When we dried off and returned to the bed, I never quite got the super hot sensations going again. She is a tight fit for me and I never really got nice and hard to enjoy it. Intercourse was so-so and I stopped it. Simone jumped right on it, slipped off my condom, resumed an excellent bbbj and finished me off that way. No complaints about her - but next time I will skip the tub until after the activities are over.

Back at the cafe, she introduced me to her Dominicana friend Diana and another Domnicana named Kenya. We all talked and listened to music on my iPod and swapped stories for an hour or so. There were a lot of women in the cafe and men checking them out, but the men stayed on the side by the bar and the women stayed at the tables closer to the outside walls. WTF? It was like a high school dance. I was almost the only guy sitting with a table of girls and sizing them up for future afternoons.

Simone invited me to go dancing (bachata, salsa, reggaeton) this weekend with them and introduced me to another friend, Alejandra, a portena who said she also teaches tango. When it was time for me to leave, she misunderstood and thought I was taking her out for a horizontal tango lesson. I cleared that up, gave each girl a kiss on the cheek and went out to catch a taxi.

Overall, it as fun and I will try it again, but I enjoyed my hour with Lola at Giselle's apt and Pamela at 1707 Sante fe more and could spend the extra time chatting up shop girls and cute customers in the mini-malls around centro.

-zing

Javan
11-07-08, 12:48
This afternoon I decided to visit Cafe Orleans again. It was my second visit. I got there around 12:30 and it was mostly chicas. But an hour later, the place was crawling with guys. A bunch of them clustered by the bar and were apparently there for lunch, not a gang-bang. I did see a few obvious mongers though, including a couple of Americans.

While reading the WSJ, I made a mental list of doables. There were three. One was the Peruviana that I think has been written up before. There was a tall, shy looking chica that seemed to tag along with a more experienced friend. Then there was the chica I ended up taking around the block (to my later disappointment)

Romina is about 5' 6" and maybe 55 kilos. She's got natural be-cups and a thin but not overly curvy (not like the peruviana! Build. Shoulder length black hair drapes around her face which I considered to be attractive, but with an edge.

We made eye contact a couple of times, but I didn't budge until I was through with the paper and my chocolate. I asked her to sit with me when she came back up from a trip downstairs.

My spanish isn't great, but we had a decent conversation. The first tip-off that I was heading into the danger zone was how quickly she pressed for a session. She wasn't exactly mercenary, but was suddenly in a rush after chatting with her friends for the previous hour.

The pressure unfortunately continued in the transitorio. One position (missionary) and she was asking for leche. I said, "nope, not yet" and flipped her over. She wasn't into it at all and I distracted myself by noticing some odd looking bruises on the back of her hips. She also had some sort of lesion on the top of her thigh that was covered with a band aid. At that point, I didn't want to know and didn't ask.

She began insisting that I come, so I turned her over again and said if she wanted it quickly, I wanted to finish on her tits. "Mas plata" was her retort. "No mas plata," I replied in irritation. She insisted again and I ripped off the condom and dropped it on the floor to force the issue. She relented at that point and gave me a momentary dirty-girl look to hasten the conclusion.

I should have just asked her to leave instead of wasting the juice, but it wasn't the most rational moment. I paid her what we agreed to in the cafe ($300 pesos) and cleaned up without more conversation.

Would I repeat? Definitely not. She's one to avoid, IMO. She goes by Romina or possibly Danielle. She mentioned the second name in conversation, but I couldn't quite figure out what she was saying.

I hate it when I strike out in a session. It puts me in a foul mood until I clean the slate with a good one.Its amazing how a few months can change things. I made my first visit to the Orleans Cafe last night. Upon entry I cozy up to the bar and grab a chair and a beer. As I survey the crowd and the talent for a little while I notice a beautiful "spinner" across the room - that turns out to be Romina. I summon her over and we begin to chat a little. My spanish is no bueno but my portuguese is a little better. Romina expained that the she spoke little english but she does speak better portuguese.

After talking for sometime, we get to negotiations. She quoted 400AR and after a few minutes of spirited negotiations we settle on 300AR. Back at my hotel, we had a great time. I did not feel rushed; after BBBJ and DATY, we get down to business - all notable positions obliged. All and all a very pleasant time.

She crawled into bed after we took a shower. She explained that she was to leave BA tomorrow and she wanted to stay with me, but she couldnt. I would not have minded her staying at all. She jotted down her email and phone numbers.

Like I said, all and all a GREAT time and would definately repeat. Maybe I met her alter ego!

Cheers!

Javan

Zing23
11-07-08, 23:20
I'm curious, how much did Simone charge you? That was the girl that I met first in the cafe, and she had initially quoted $300US before dropping to AR300, but wouldn't go below that for me.We never actually negotiated a price. I knew that AR300 was typical. I did tell her that I usually paid girls $100 US for a long-time in St Maarten.

After our session I left 300 pesos in her purse. She counted it and gave me a big sorrowful look and said "this is not 100 dollars". So I gave her 40 pesos more.

-zing

Gato Hunter
11-08-08, 07:19
Simone is a huge coke freak. It took the blow to get past the really bad teeth.

I did a TLN of blow and stuff with her a year ago almost to the day with her. She is defiantly a party chica.

A few months back I ran into her in Orleans and she ran up to me trying to pass of a slightly ripped 50$ bill for pesos. She was looking rather worn out from the previous encounter.

Cheers!

Rioboy1
11-08-08, 23:52
I think you guys should negotiato a little harder, I never pay more than 250ar+20 for taxi. I had a beautiful uraguaian chica Valentina here last week, highly recc.5'4", long jet black hair, tight body, great daytime service. She said she arrives at 10:00am. Clean,no drugs,no cigarettes. Cheers

Jamesp
11-09-08, 09:05
This question really just applies to crowded but quiet (eg: not private) places like Orleans: How do you negotiate below 300ARS with a chica without everyone in the cafe hearing you and thinking you are an ass?

It is easier at a place like newport, because although crowded the ambient noise gives some privacy to the conversation. But not so at Orleans where everyone is packed in like sardines.

And I'd feel pretty weird going from table to table trying to get a deal.

Also, how do you call a chica to come to your table -- and then get rid of her so you can call another one over? Or is this not how the process is done?

Gato Hunter
11-09-08, 13:22
This question really just applies to crowded but quiet (eg: not private) places like Orleans: How do you negotiate below 300ARS with a chica without everyone in the cafe hearing you and thinking you are an ass?Speak quietly. Speaking loud does not make bad Spanish more intelligible. I can't hear the locals negotiating.


And I'd feel pretty weird going from table to table trying to get a deal.

Also, how do you call a chica to come to your table -- and then get rid of her so you can call another one over? Or is this not how the process is done?Don't go table to table. Sit down in a good spot and call them over. I usually only call over the ones I want to take out. If you don't get a price you like send her away nicely with a no gracias and start over. Just be polite about it, they are human beings after all. I have never had a problem doing this.

To get the girls to come over look them in the eye and make a come hither look. If that fails look them in the eye and point at your table, they will come running.

Gipse
11-10-08, 23:17
This question really just applies to crowded but quiet (eg: not private) places like Orleans: How do you negotiate below 300ARS with a chica without everyone in the cafe hearing you and thinking you are an ass?

It is easier at a place like newport, because although crowded the ambient noise gives some privacy to the conversation. But not so at Orleans where everyone is packed in like sardines.

And I'd feel pretty weird going from table to table trying to get a deal.

Also, how do you call a chica to come to your table -- and then get rid of her so you can call another one over? Or is this not how the process is done?If I have enough privacy I. E. Not too many people crowding around me, I negotiate verbally. Otherwise, I ask for their cell number and start negotiating thru SMS.

Daddy Rulz
11-11-08, 10:36
This question really just applies to crowded but quiet (eg: not private) places like Orleans: How do you negotiate below 300ARS with a chica without everyone in the cafe hearing you and thinking you are an ass?

Developing a reputation as a hard negotiator will do nothing but help you. If they think you are weak the sharks will circle. To most westerners you either pay the price or pass on the deal, in Latin countries people negotiate in shoe stores, not negotiating is weak. As Gato Hunter said politely though. If you are a new face trust me those sharks are watching you, when you call somebody over and then force them to make that humiliating walk of shame back to their table, you are sending a message to the entire room. Everybody will be less likely to rip you off, waiters included.


And I'd feel pretty weird going from table to table trying to get a deal.Obviously after reading this post you will see that a powerful man doesn't flit table to table like a bee chasing pollen. You will have your poontang deliver itself to your table by making eye contact and beckoning with your finger.


and then get rid of her so you can call another one over? Or is this not how the process is done?Tell her "te vas puta" ok don't say that, you could say something like "Piensas tu conchita es oro, gracias pero no gracias." (you think your pussy is gold, thanks but no thanks)

Or.

Dios mio, que caro! (my god how expensive) say this so others can hear, especially if she hits you at a stupid high price

Or.

No no no bella, quiero solomente vos, no vos y tus dos amigas (no baby, I only want you, not you and your two friends)

Then stop looking at her and put your attention back on the room.

My Castellano isn't that good, but it has always worked for me.

Stan Da Man
11-15-08, 19:26
I arrived to town on Monday with two business colleagues. Despite the long flight, everyone was somewhat eager to get the first experience in. I submit the following long report knowing full well that there likely will be much second and third-guessing. Nevertheless, for the entertainment of my fellow mongers, I offer the following:

We went to Newport around 5:00 but it was completely dead (not much of a surprise, but we were in the area so it was worth a try) After a beer, we decided to try Cafe Orleans, which I had read about here.

To set the scene a bit more, my two amigos don't speak a lick of Spanish. I do, but I am certainly not fluent. As another aside, one of my associates definitely has a weak spot for any chica that locks in with eye contact. If she satisfies his non-exacting standards (which he describes as "one-off") then he's a goner.

We walked in and were pleasantly surprised. The place was pretty crowded. All tables except 3-4 were taken. We picked a table in the middle of the room, sat down, ordered a round of beers and then started to survey the scene.

I'm a bit more finicky than my comrades. I've been told that my standards are too high, and that it gets in the way of a good mongering experience, and that's probably true at times. But, I will be a buddy if the situation calls for it. At Orleans, when I surveyed the room, even I saw a girl or two that might fit the bill.

After about half an hour, one of my colleagues found what he was looking over. I motioned her over; introduced myself and then introduced her to him (don't remember her name) She was a blonde spinner, about 5'4", with a decent rack who spoke no English. I negotiated 250 ARS for him (I do not negotiate hard in Argentina) and they were all set to go back to our casa. Since we were going to have to take a minimum of two cabs back to the casa regardless, we sent them on their way and promised to catch up soon.

While I was negotiating with one amigo's blonde spinner, the other amigo got a bit crazy. A redheaded girl from the table next to ours had locked eyes with him. A kid from out on the street came in with flowers. Amigo #2 bought the whole bouquet from the kid for 20 pesos and gave them to a one-off redhead who was sitting a table away, drinking champagne. I glared at him and told him he had just made his first mistake, but he was already smitten.

After 5 minutes, I called her over. She spoke fair English, so the two of them could communicate a bit. She goes by "Simone," and she is about 35-40, with wavy red hair just past her shoulders, and she is reasonably thin but not flaca. She is well kept for 35-40 years old, but not particularly attractive in my opinion. Plus, she talks far too much for my taste.

Compadre #2 does not trust himself to negotiate -- even with a chica who speaks some English -- so he asked me to do the honors. She was asking for 500 pesos. I laughed and said that the price was 250 pesos. She said that was fine for some other girls, but not for her. I said "esta bien," and I asked her to get up so we could look for other girls. At first, she got angry and said that she didn't want to talk to me and only wanted to negotiate with my friend. He said that this was not possible. I told her that her rate was fine, but it wasn't for us, and I again politely asked her if she would go back to her table so we could continue our search. This time she complied.

After about 5 minutes, she came back over and said that 250 pesos would be fine, but she didn't want to do a "fiestita" with the other girl who had left. We said that was perfectly fine since that was not the intention anyway. I assumed that this was just a cover story so she had an excuse to agree to the earlier offer. She sat down and we bought her a drink.

I looked around again but really didn't see much that lit my fire. When I walked in, I had thought that there were two who might be worth a taste, but I'd seen them get up and walk around, and there were a lot of miles on those tires. Simone said she had a friend who was going to be arriving soon, and asked if I would be interested. I said that anything's possible.

Her friend arrived in 5 minutes or so. She is about 5'7" with a great rack and I would characterize her looks as Brazilian-Asian, but more likely she is Paraguayan. She is relatively thin for her size. I believe her stage name was Diane or Diana but would not swear to it. At first, I thought it was not going to be a fit, but I looked around the room again and decided to be a buddy. I told her the price was 250 pesos. She did not agree immediately and, instead, pretended that she had just received a text message from a friend that she wanted to show Simone. She typed 250 on her cell phone and showed it to Simone, who nodded. I laughed and called them out. The time was to be for 1 hour.

So, we were all set. We were getting ready to leave, and Simone said that she and Diane had to pay 60 pesos each for the privilege of sitting in Cafe Orleans, and that it was traditional for the johns to pay this on the way out. I laughed and said we were not so easy -- no way. (Unbeknownst to me, my compadre had paid for Simone's two champagne bottle bar tab on the way out, which is probably why she thought the 60P exit fee would work. We hailed a cab outside and were off to the casa. We got there and both saw that we have a hot tub. They were up for a jacuzzi. Diana immediately took off her shirt. Not being shy, I was quickly naked and in the hot tub.

Then, things got ugly. Simone insisted that they get paid up front. Naked and in the hot tub, I said 'absolutely not, you get paid afterwards.' She started to get angry and call me names. (She was still mad that my friend would not negotiate with her directly. I got out of the tub and put my pants back on.

I said, 'we don't pay in advance. It causes problems. I'm sorry if you thought that was the way it was going to work, but there is no way we are paying in advance. I have cab fare for you both back to Orleans if that's the way it's going to be.' Diana (or whatever her name was) still topless, was trying to calm Simone down at that point. I pulled out 20 pesos for each (and, yes, I knew they would be taking the same cab) and said they were free to go.

At that point, things got uglier. Simone started cursing a blue streak in Spanish. My friend, who is somewhat prominent in the states and can't afford to get in trouble down here, panics and runs off. So, I'm left with two chicas, one of whom is cursing me up and down, and the other of which appears to be a bit shocked and clearly just wants to stay and make some money. It's not worth it, though, so I tell them that they must leave.

Simone refuses and starts hollering. Then, she starts punching and slapping as best she can. Now, where I'm from, you do not hit girls under any circumstances. So, after a half dozen swipes by her, I grab both of her forearms and start to push her towards the steps. Mind you, I still have to get the both of them down two flights of steps at this point.

Once I grabbed Simone's arms, she started screaming -- loud. I wasn't going to throw her down the stairs, and I wasn't going to play rope-a-dope with her anymore, so I said I was calling the cops. Unfortunately, I had left my phone on the first floor. So, I went down to get it and started to dial. Now, I have no idea what the phone number for the police is here. But, I just dialed six numbers and tried to fake it. After a minute or so, I started to speak our address into the phone, then I repeated it again slowly.

At this point, the girls weren't sure whether I was faking it or not. They started to make their way down the stairs. Diane had put her top back on and was trying to get Simone to settle down and shut up, without success. Simone was still cursing me and all my relatives -- born and yet to be born -- in a loud voice, and taking jabs at me whenever she could get within arms-length. Compadre #1 is in a bedroom with his gal taking care of business. Compadre #2 is hiding in his bedroom. I have to go down to Piso 0 to unlock the door so these chicas can leave.

I get down to the ground floor and unlock the door. At this point, I tell them they can stay or go, but the police will be here soon. They are making their way down the stairs. My concern after talking to the police was that Simone would start breaking things in our rented house, but she didn't do so.

The chicas finally make it down the stairs to the front door. I'm holding the door so I can lock it after they leave. My mistake. At that point, Simone got in her one good shot -- a decent right hand to my left jaw. Not too much to take, but I'll give her credit, she can throw a punch. She's out the door after that with her friend, and I lock it. Whew!

So ended my first experience at Orleans. After all was said and done, we had a good laugh. One compadre fully copped out that he panicked and ran. I've got a few battle scars. (Simone took a few jabs at the family jewels, as well, but landed no blows. It's a good story and no one got hurt. No one got laid, either (except Amigo #1) but I didn't have to be the buddy, so I wasn't all that disappointed.

Now, I realize that there are many mistakes that were made, and I'm curious how many of them my fellow mongers can come up with. Please don't focus on my comrades. I personally would not have picked Simone, and would have tossed her to the curb at the point where she lied about the 60P chica exit fee. But, she wasn't my girl and I didn't feel at liberty to tell my friend he had to pick another. Other than that -- and perhaps not agreeing to go back to our casa on the first experience -- I'm not quite sure what else I could do. Granted, I should have specified that payment would be made afterwards, but my experience has been that this is normally not an issue. I have paid up front before, but I have never had a great experience where this is done, so my policy now is to always pay afterwards. Truthfully, I don't think it would have mattered this time with this chica, but who knows.

So ended my first experience at Orleans. Now, I'm ready for a few more jabs. Have at it, mis amigos.

Summerguy
11-15-08, 22:40
Went to Orleans around three o'clock this afternoon. There is a chica there who calls herself Pamela. Blond with huge silicone titties. I thought I'd like one for the road, so I ask her over. She says US$ 200, so I'm instantly limp, and will remain so for a few good hours. She sees this and immediately goes down to US$150, but I'm a goner. Does anyone have experience with this chica? Is she gettable for like 200 pesos? Maybe I'm in wonderland, but I thought the chica prices were a little more reasonable.

Kazzooey
11-19-08, 08:45
Stan Da Man.

Wow, amazing story. Thank you for taking the time to write it. I have this image of your calm amidst the clueless and the crazy.

My comment is broad, but, quite simply, your story illustrates why I prefer going to privados. They strip away much of the uncertainty (pricing, services, reputation, safety, transportation) that a place like Orleans involves, and allow you to focus on the pleasure of it. I guess I just don't see a lot of upside to going the bar and cafe route.

So I would recommend that you and your friends try going to privados. The 250p / h rate that you are willing to pay at Orleans will put you at the higher end privados here. For our sake, though, just don't get snookered into paying (or, with a short-timer's mentality, be willing to pay) above market rate.

Exon123
11-19-08, 11:54
About 11pm, there were about 15 chicas working. Quality was mostly 4, 5, 6's with two, 7's. More seemed to be arriving. But, as in Exedra, they seemed content to sit on their fat asses, instead of demonstrating their ''wares''. Only 2 men.I have to agree with Sidney.

It seems that Cafe Orleans has taken some of the overflow from Exedra. I've been in their several nights after dinner and the inventory was good, well maybe OK.

In past years Orleans would have been closed by this time of night. So there is a place down town worth seeing.

Exon

Daddy Rulz
11-19-08, 20:46
I only see one real mistake. Well maybe two.

First mistake, don't take chicas home on the first date. There is a perfectly suitable telo around the corner from Orleans. You're obviously a man of means so it's not the cost. Good thing about Telos, if the chica goes psycho, as in this case, all you have to do is walk out the door.

Second mistake (maybe) train your buddies and when they make mistakes like Sr Flower Power, then beat the fuck out of them. You knew the girl would be trouble but you were hanging with an untrained idiot so your options were limited.

I would also suggest holding to a 200 peso limit at Orleans.

Moveon
11-19-08, 22:10
Hey guys,.

I was in BA the first week of November /2008. Went to CO and from the first day it was great. I will never forget the selection on Nov.4th (Election Day)

I was there at around 4pm and I counted 26 chicas sitting, winking, and flirting for attention. Never, did I have a problem with any of the girls who I would take back to the Hotel Horizontal behind the cafe. (awesome jacuzzi rooms, too)

Prices: 200AR-300AR for multiple pops, BB "sucky-sucky sin condom") full French kissing, and many, many times I was with he girl 1 1/2 hours and they never asked for more $. (I guess it didn't hurt that I speak basic Spanish.

All VGL, 22 yo was the average, and the oldest was 37. Very good figures - all were 8's and 9's in my book. (and I am very picky)

Surprised to hear about that psycho-red head from another post. All the girls were straight up with me and never did they try to take advantage of me.

I love being able to sit down, drink a cafe, and sort thru the selection at my leisure- rather than being boxed in a privado with maybe 3-4 girls to choose from.

I'll be back in March or April and I'm already dreaming of that day I am back at the Cafe Orleans!

Stan Da Man
11-21-08, 01:16
Thanks for the advice, Daddy. I would agree on the no-casa-first-experience tip, but I generally hate going to telos. It's my own hang-up. The first thing I do when I rent the place is wash the bedding, even if it looks freshly laundered. I'm no Howard Hughes, but I don't trust the local help, especially since I know what goes on when I'm there. Lucky this chica didn't start trashing the place, though. I would have had to break my no-hit-chicas policy.

I agree on the buddy. He shocked the heck out of me when he took off. Reminded me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry's childhood friend starts digging a hole at the first sign of anxiety. He got a good ration of shit the rest of the trip.

I also appreciate the advice on the 200 peso limit. I'll try to hold the line on prices in microcenter. I can't promise the same in the higher end boliches.;)

That said, I must say that I was pleasantly surprised by Orleans (not about the post-Orleans activity, although some guys do like it rough) I wasn't expecting much, and my experience is that daytime boliche-type activity can be hard to find in BA. Orleans was quasi-rocking for a Monday at 5:00 p. M. There were 15 or so chicas there. There were no 8s and 9s, but it was better than I thought it would be. Thanks to all of you who post reports about it, or I never would have found it.


I only see one real mistake. Well maybe two.

First mistake, don't take chicas home on the first date. There is a perfectly suitable telo around the corner from Orleans. You're obviously a man of means so it's not the cost. Good thing about Telos, if the chica goes psycho, as in this case, all you have to do is walk out the door.

Second mistake (maybe) train your buddies and when they make mistakes like Sr Flower Power, then beat the fuck out of them. You knew the girl would be trouble but you were hanging with an untrained idiot so your options were limited.

I would also suggest holding to a 200 peso limit at Orleans.

Daddy Rulz
11-21-08, 11:47
Lucky this chica didn't start trashing the place, though. I would have had to break my no-hit-chicas policy.Who started acting up at my apartment (I was in violation of my own rules regarding telos) I was in the process of kicking her out when she started screaming. I grabbed her by the hair and asked her if she wanted to get dragged out the door and dumped in the street naked or did she want to shut up and walk out while respecting my neighbors. The reason that chica acted like that was because you were not a latino. She knows that any S American man would have kicked the living shit out of her. Living below the equator has modified my belief in hitting women. I never hit ladies, but skanky bitches who are way the fuck out of line are a different story.

I forgot to add, when she stopped screaming and walked out politely (I walked her out) I gave her a fair amount of money (50 pesos she had given me a nice BBBJ but no cola as agreed to in the bar) and walked her to a taxi (I explained if she acted like a lady she got treated like one) she literally broke down in the street and started sobbing, she hugged me very hard and said she was sorry. There were subsequent visits and she always acted correctly after that. Like I said, nice BBBJ and very good pussy, cola is only a requirement when it's negotiated. The bottom line is this, they have to know who is in control. If you aren't, they will be. It's as simple as that.

Uzinuzin
11-21-08, 13:41
I agree, latin women expect guys to be firm with them, as soon as you are calm and nice they get encouraged. Threat of calling the police is a sign of weakness. YOU must be the one so rough with them (like any latino guy) that THEY have to desperately call the police for help!

I had a lot of this shit in DR, now I just get really angry and shout at them so load they wet their pants, no need to get physical but they should see it in your eyes that you are about to do some real damage. I once got really pissed at one of them in DR and took the chica's bag and pushed it in her hand and said, now, do you want to leave through the window or through the door (we were in 5th floor. The threat seemed so real she nearly ran off (through the door of course)

Let's hope we don't come across these bitches much. Who needs the headache.

Stan Da Man
11-22-08, 02:58
I suspect you're right, Daddy and Unzinunzin. As proof, one need look no further than the front page of today's Wall Street Journal:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122722880819446359.html?mod=todays_us_page_one

Story is about a very prominent liver transplant doctor, who is Argentinean but who was practicing at a prestigious U. S. Hospital.

To cut to the chase: He got in trouble for, among other sins, beating up his girlfriend on the front lawn. Cops saw him and took him in.

You can take the boy out of Latin America, but you can't take Latin America out of the boy. I suspect that an effort at scare tactics would have served me well. I'm just not wired to actually smack a chica around, and I doubt I'll be able to turn that switch on south of the border. Nothing wrong with scare tactics, though.

Sky Ryder
11-23-08, 06:24
Daddy,

My favorite response is "Discuple senorita, no quiero comprar la, solo quiero alquilar la por un ratito"! Which I hope means I don't want to buy only rent for a while. Is usually get the meaning across anyway.

Or occasionally I will use, " Lo siento, no me entiendes, no tengo una fin de semana, solo pocas horas" Again I think I am saying " You don't understand me, I don't have a weekend, only a few hours.

Anyway, it usually generates a smile at least or that look of recognition when she realizes I understand "the dance".

I really miss BsAs, the women here in China are very feminine, but they have no passion. That plus the fact my years of studying Spanish aren't helping with Mandarian much. Lol.

I am looking forward to a visit down south again soon! Don't you guys wear them all out before I can return!

Rick

Fisher5001
11-27-08, 21:40
Guys.

Arriving in BA on Sunday. Can anyone tell me the going price I Cafe Orleans? $200? $300?

Any particular ladies to look out for? I had great time there last year.

Thanks.

John

Exon123
11-28-08, 03:07
There won't be any action on Sunday's, unless you've prior arrangements.

Exon

WorldTravel69
11-28-08, 13:19
It sounds the Coke head and her dingy girlfriend, that used to hang at Exedra and sometimes El Alamo.

That is why she talked so much.




She spoke fair English, so the two of them could communicate a bit. She goes by "Simone," and she is about 35-40, with wavy red hair just past her shoulders, and she is reasonably thin but not flaca. She is well kept for 35-40 years old, but not particularly attractive in my opinion. Plus, she talks far too much for my taste.

Exon123
11-28-08, 16:34
I just Fucked argueably the most beautiful girl I've ever seen a few minutes ago.

I needed some "Dick Pill's" and went into Centro to get them at my favorite farmica, Paragrauy & San Martian,

It was lunch time so why not go over to Cafe Orleans, have some lunch and check out the inventory,

And there I sit down next to a prefect 10. Lucia is her name, 20 years old, a former Madaho's chica working at Cafe Orleans.

We got to talking and she told me she worked Madaho's but didn't like it. The music was to loud and too much liquor. She said she charged $200 USD at Madaho's but was lucky to get one date per night.

So I asked "Quanto" and she came back with $300 peso's, sold I told her.

She only works part time when she needs money because she has a full time boy friend that doesn't know shes in the business.

The girl gets "Tens" all the way around.

Exon