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Jackson
01-01-06, 01:00
Thread Starter.

Hunt99
01-02-06, 21:54
Just to report, I'm pussy-less so far in 2006. Serving a too-long sentence back here in Sex Prison. Methinks I need to head back down South of the Equator in order to relieve this TSB.

Jaimito Cartero
01-07-06, 13:26
I've been in town for 5 days, and haven't done anything too great yet. Probably because it's mostly a family vacation, I guess.

Things seem fairly slow here so far, though I do hope to check out the triangle tonight.

I did some touristy things, like going to Tigre and the Parque de la Costa amusement park. I took the train from Retiro for.95 peso. The parque is about 4 blocks away, next to the river.

I think it's low season when I went, but I think pricing was going up. Here are the entry prices: Mon-Wed $12p general pass or $25p Plus pass. Thur-Sun $20p and $30p. The plus pass gets you into the bumper boats, laser tag, haunted house and some other stuff. You still pay extra for the bungee thing, go karts, and catamaran rides.

For a mid sized amusement park it's not bad. Decent roller coasters, and only long lines for the log ride (hint, you WILL get totally drenched) Most lines were 5 min or less, again this is probably the slow season as 1/2 the town in MDP.

When I was going home, I went to the Tigre train station, and they said the train was cancelled. Ugggg. I went outside to catch the Number 60 bus, and it´s long line. About 20 minutes later, the people yell that the train is there, and run off. By the time I get back to the train station, it´s just pulling out, and they say it was the last train of the night (About 9:30pm by that time). Go back outside, and catch the No. 60. It´s a LONG ride back into BA. Almost 2 hours by the time I got off in Congreso. 1.35 pesos.

Flexible Horn
01-08-06, 12:56
Does any one know of an apartment open Sundays?

Thanks for any help.

FH

Sportsman
01-08-06, 13:31
Does any one know of an apartment open Sundays.

Thanks for any help.

FHI have been to 1270 Marcelo T. De Alvear Apt. 5B and Santa Fe 3373 Apt. 5C, both are open 24/7. Check out their threads in Private Apartment sections for more details.

Cactus
01-08-06, 16:21
Both very good in their own right and not far from your appartment Flexible Horn.

Cactus

Jackson
01-11-06, 19:09
Greetings everyone,

I moved the Taxi ripoff reports to a new thread under the Transportation forum.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2593

Thanks,

Jackson

Marco Porteño
01-17-06, 18:58
Dear fellow mongers,

I want to spend some hard earned pesos on some prime quality carne argentina. My criteria are as follows:

- age: between 21-25 yrs.

- hair: either (dyed) blond or black.

- breasts: natural, at least C-cup but preferably D-cup.

- attitude: not too professional (more "onda novia")

- completo: servicio completo would be a +

So far I only pinpointed Ailen and Vanessa of Bairesgirls and Ayi / Candela of Platynum.

I would welcome any recommendations based on recent experiences.

Thanks a lot,

Marco

Orlandoirish
01-17-06, 21:40
Don't forget this little princess. She is a GREAT fuck, and can suck chrome off of a bumper!

She has a great rack and sweet personality, definitely a GFE.

Cheers,

Irishman

Exon123
01-17-06, 22:34
Just had a phone call from the "Mouse".

Everythings fine, marriage is wonderful.

He's disappointed in all the "BullShit" he reads on the board anymore.

Sends a special hello to " El DickHead".

And he's homesick for BA.

Agnarf
01-23-06, 21:51
As a newcomer to ARGENTINA, I thought I would share some advice with future new visitors to this country, especially those without Spanish skills.

Do your research on this website before you arrive and write it down, so you won't have to get on the internet when you arrive. Eg, Apartment addresses.

This is because a lot (most) of the internet cafes in BA have an "antiporn" block on their computers. That way you won't be able to access the isg, unless your spanish is good and can explain the problem to the internet operators (maybe a girl though)

They may be able to remove the block for you.

Also if you can't remember the website address for the isg, google won't help. Write down the address of the isg before you come, so you will be able to bring it up in the internet cafe when in Argentina. It is internationalsexguide. Info, not internationalsexguide. Com.

Hope this helps someone out there.

Thomaso276
01-23-06, 23:21
Good basic info for travelers, that is what this board is for to help out with little known roadblocks. Thanks Agnarf.

Rock Harders
01-24-06, 02:25
Agnarf and others-

There is a 24 Hour Internet place located on Avenida Cordoba between Parana and Montevideo, on the North side of the street. This place has about a dozen "cabinas", which are computers surrounded by wooden booths that allow for full privacy of internet. Also, there is a sign posted next to the computer which gives instructions on how to "desembloquer" "el filtro" as to allow unrestricted internet access. If you are not able to read spanish or simply can't figure it out, just ask one of the attendents to do it (a certain amount of spanish competency needed) The cost of internet here is $1 AR per hour. The downside to this place is that it is usually full of cigarette smoke, and has teenangers yelling about the computer games they are playing "juegos en red". This place is owned by a chinese couple and employs mainly young, indigenous looking Argentinos as employees. Also, the chinese wife is hot and dresses like a total cumdumpster.

Dirk

Amantelondres
01-24-06, 16:33
That's happened to me once or twice on ordinary hotmail. Just tell the guy that the porn blocker is popping up even on your innocent email and they will normally just unblock it for you unless you look like a real perv with your zipper undone and are foaming at the mouth!

Mpexy
01-27-06, 20:42
On Larrea 1072, just 10 meters from corner of Larrea and Sante Fe. Apartment number to call is 4824-8822 but it looks like you can just show up there unless you're wanting to see if a specific chica is working that day. Short 20 steps or so up a little stairway from the sidewalk and buzz to be let in.

Went to my first apartment visit since arriving in Buenos Aires based on Chica Chaser's post in the reports section for Cielo Private. Sounded clean and efficient, and I liked the part about the privacy where they try and keep each guest coming in and out not exposed to the others. So I decided to try it out as I just recently got free from a shall we say relationship I was having under monogamous terms here in BA.

Literally just got back from there 30 min ago. Had a session with Claudia as reviewed by Chica. To be honest, I wasn't fixed on her as the one I'd pick before I got there. It was just that as in the prior posts, the walk-by lineup really does go by pretty fast, especially if it's your first time there like it was for me. I was the only one there when I showed up and I was greeted by Ugo who gave me the run down on prices and types of sex available.

Then I got to sit in the first room on the left which is the long-hallway approach or what I now just call The Runway room. Kind of like watching a fashion or model show where the gals walk down the runway - well, if you sit in the chair facing the runway you get a little show and at least a little more time to see and store info on who you want to select. Because the instant the girl gets near you, she asks how you are, you have about the time to be saying "bien" or "muy bien" by the time she's already leaned over a bit to give you a peck on the cheek, say mi nombre is -girl's name here-, and then she's walking away while you flick your eyes back and forth between her walking away and the next girl that's already started her runway walk (and behind her the next girl staging up on the queue to start herself)

Today I had a total of 7. Honest truth I was a bit scattered brained trying to digest this new experience, remember the names of all of them and trying to associate that to the looks, body, etc. I just saw, it ended up being I didnt remember a single name to make a true selection by other than one was the Michaela noted by others here for the 'special' price of 250 pesos for garganta profunda or BBBJ, and Claudia.

So what the hell I picked Claudia and I was shown into a room by her that seemed a standard room here. Fairly nice, large room with bed and tv playing a porno - in this case one by Private. Large bathroom with jacuzzi style bath plus shower inside room. Large side wall mirror so you can have a nice mirrored view of whatever kama sutra kink you come up with.

Price paid to Ugo in advance as others have noted - current prices on servicios page at http://www.cieloprivate.com.ar/servicios.htm

I paid the $190 pesos for the bbbj or garganta profunda which as Chica reported is indeed both bbbj and deep throat from Claudia.

Not a complaint but as your milage may vary, I found that while the bbbj was good, I'm more into completion this way and just getting a bbbj is more of a tease for me, so it wasn't 100% satisfying to finish basically with a handjob. Adding to which that it was sort of a nervous race for Claudia it seemed as she would pull up at sometimes the most awkard time, which meant I had to re-rev the engine back up after two or three almost there moments. Zero fault of Claudia, it's just how it is if the girl isn't going to finish the deed by mouth or at least take a shot near there instead of suddenly stopping the building momentum. So, first release wasn't bad, just not my 100% cup of tea.

So after a little rest and talking about general things I think every vistor and chica does, name, where you're from, how long you've been here and going to be here, etc. We started up again and this time just had fairly conventional sex. Not going to go into crude details - just say that it was ok, but not great.

Basically, maybe I'll see her again, but definitely not the automatic add to list of those I'll for sure return for a more visits.

Overall, I'd say this place is a very nice place, very private if you prefer that, which I did, and a nice second option for me if I can't get in touch with to setup an appointment with whomever is the first pick.

One Tree Hill
02-03-06, 23:46
Walking on Viamonte towards Pellegrini just before the intersectijon with Suipacha, I got some goop or some type of gunk thrown on my head from a window above. Of course there was a porteno on the sidewalk who immediately pointed out that I got this shit on me.

I knew of this scam from previous post and got angry and began a verbal sparring with this guy. He quickly found out I was no easy mark and at a very agile 5-10 290lbs, he wanted no part of me. He retreated back in a door way and rather than pursue him I cut off the chase.

This part of the street on Viamonte is sort of desolate of foot traffic and shop fronts. Beware and look out for creepy looking guys standing in doorways.

Anyways, had to go to Mcdonalds and take my shirt off and wash it, as well as my hair on the back of why head.

That mother fucker spoiled the nice hour I had with Beatriz (Viamonte 845) I really wanted to kick his ass.

If he only knew how much anger he was going to receive.

I did manage to shout a warning to him. "No tocar los americanos!" At this point he swallowed his nationalistic pride and went inside.

Rock Harders
02-04-06, 00:03
One Tree-

Back in late September / early October I had a run in with an angry Porteno in Palermo Soho, on Thames while I was at a birthday party at a private bar. I was at this birthday party, the 19th birthday of a female friend of my best argentine friend's girlfriend, and I had to take a piss, but there was only one bathroom in this private bar and I didnt feel like waiting, so I went outside. Outside there was some guy (probably my age, 23 or so) standing there with his dog, and I was extremely inebriated and I think I was probably talking some shit to him and I might have shoved him out of the way, anyway I walked around the corner and took a piss. When I came back this guy, was still standing there, and I again brushed him aside trying to get back into this party, and the door was locked. So this guy starts yelling at me in Castellano and his dog is starting to bug out and I am bombed so I don't understand much of what he is saying. Then my friends come out, and they see this guy yelling, and one of my friend starts yelling back, and we all get in the truck and drive away. On the way to Niceto Club, my Argentine friends give me the lowdown on what this guy was saying: apparently he was saying that he just got out of prison and wasnt afraid because he was packing heat, and my argentine friend yelled back at him that he had a gun in his truck and basically to go fuck himself, but then the girls chilled everything out and we all got in the car.

This whole situation was basically my fault, as I had the full load on as a result of way too many quarts of quilmes and 5 too many cuba libres (con coca lite) Anyway that particular night didnt end up well because the girl I met at the party and brought with the group to Niceto Club got too drunk and starting puking in the womans room at Niceto so I didnt get laid.

Suerte,

Dirk

Dickhead
02-04-06, 00:07
Awesome, dude. Please go back to the United States, pass or flunk the bar exam, and then stay there.

Rock Harders
02-04-06, 00:56
Dickhead-

Where you got the idea that I was going to take the bar exam I do not know, I never even attended law school.

More importantly, addressing your requests to "go back to the US and stay there" and "get the hell out of this country". You have another thing coming there, buster. At my age, I will be living in Buenos Aires and enjoying all that it has to offer for many, many years to come, in ways that you and those like you (of similar age) never could even dream. When you are so broken down and senile (probably not too far off) that even 1 gram of viagra won't get your dick hard, I will still be in Buenos Aires, doing my thing. So get used to it.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Moore
02-04-06, 01:29
Dirk---

Don't be stupid.

Don't degrade yourself.

Don't be childish.

Don't get off track.

Don't be angry.

Don't even bother reading Dickhead's posts.

I was going to hire you here in BsAs until I read your recent posts.

Suerte,

---Moore

One Tree Hill
02-06-06, 03:54
After 7 trips in 2.5 yrs - never have seen it so desolate!

Newport - dead.

Affaire Recoletta - dead.

Black - dead.

Excedra - slight pulse.

Cattos - dead.

Ness - dead.

Hook - faint pulse beat.

Jazz - dead.

Cutty Sark - buried (closed)

Recoletta restaurant row - dead and boarded up.

El Alamo - invitation only (resv. Needed for superbowl)

Street Walkers - none seen in centro. One in Recoletta.

I am calling it a night. Perhaps since a did a 3-some last night (details and pics to come) I can sleep well tonight w / o getting any.

Orlandoirish
02-06-06, 08:11
Dude,

Why are you in BsAs during "downtime"? Come in April-May for chicas ready to rumble.

Hunt99
02-06-06, 11:45
One Tree Hill - with 7 visits under your belt, surely you already knew that Sunday is by far the slowest night of the week? All the chicas are at home, having spent the day in church praying for the forgiveness of their week's accumulated sins. ;)

More seriously, when I find myself in Buenos Aires on Sundays in Buenos Aires I always arrange something new and different for myself beforehand. Hitting boliches or apartments really isn't an option on this day, as OTH's post shows. But a long date with your favorita (or two favoritas) is something very easy to arrange. All the restaurants are basically still open as well, so it's not like there is NOTHING to do, only a shortage of short-time trim available for take-out.

However, it's now Monday, and things will be back to hopping tonight, building up to the big climax on Thursday night, the busiest night of the week by far. (And OI, even though I agree that January/February are "slow" months in terms of boliches, it's still busy enough to entertain visiting gringos.)

Full Throttle
02-06-06, 11:49
Why do people keep posting that this is such a dead time? Last night may have been quiet, but read One Tree Hill's posts from the last week or two! There are generally plenty girls around. You think they are ALL snowbirds? Leaving for four months?

It was a Sunday night, for goodness sake.

FT

One Tree Hill
02-06-06, 19:46
Yes it was dead Sunday. Every other day Tues-Sat was good. But Sunday was awful.

One Tree Hill
02-06-06, 19:49
I was on about the 900 block of Viamonte, just before Suipacha. Sounds like our culprits could be the same guy.

I may try that stroll again before my time is up!:)


Sounds like the man that I posted in September. About 30-35, thin, 5' 9''? I have tried to find him, but no luck. Wish you would have worked him over! Got me about Miphu 835.

One Tree Hill
02-07-06, 20:55
Will be here tonight at 1030p or so watching the UNC-Duke basketball game with my buddy D-Rock, If anyone is interested. Game tipoff is 11pm BA time.

Exon123
02-07-06, 22:12
I was surfen the net and thought I'd look at a few Argentine working girls and started looking threw the girls on this site.

I got so horny I started "Jacking Off" and "Came" on my key board.

Exon

Exon,

More information than I needed to know.

Thanks,

Jackson

One Tree Hill
02-07-06, 22:16
Ok. I think you need a vacation!


0

I was surfen the net and thought I'd look at a few Argentine working girls and started looking threw the girls on this site.

I got so horny I started "Jacking Off" and "Came" on my key board.

Exon

Exon123
02-07-06, 22:17
Jackson what the Fuck is wrong with this Bull Shit soft ware and why can't I can copy and paste, see below.

Congratulation on your HUGE HUGE victory by the way.

Exon

Hi Exon,

You can copy and paste. That's a Windows function over which my software has no effect.

Thanks for your comment regarding my victory, although I didn't know that you were following the developments.

Thanks,

Jackson

Full Throttle
02-08-06, 12:49
Exon,

That makes two very funny posts you've made in the last couple of months (I'm still using "masterbation by proxy")

Hope the sticky keyboard doesn't affect your spelling!

FT.


Jackson what the Fuck is wrong with this Bull Shit soft ware and why can't I can copy and paste, see below.

Congratulation on your HUGE HUGE victory by the way.

Exon.

Exon123
02-08-06, 15:46
All Right Jackson.

Heres a link to the whole "Paris Hilton Fuck" scene, all 37 minutes of it which everyone can watch for free.

http://www.xxxmoviemart.com/boards/xxxmoviemart/posts/06-02-07/107119.shtml

If it doesn't post there's going to be a riot on the board. Lets see if it works.

Exon

Exon123
02-08-06, 15:55
Fuck It Worked.

I miss nothing that go's on in Buenos Aires while I'm in Sex Prison Jackson.

And again I'm elated for you and out from the stress you've been under.

Exon

Hassids
03-17-06, 01:04
Gentlemen,

Juist arrived in BA. After reading many many posts, I was wondering if anyone could recommend the best places (apartments, clubs, streets, ect. And times for finding the best looking BA girls. Cost is not much of a factor and any chica that is into rimming is a definate plus.

Thanks,

Stowe
03-17-06, 01:38
It would have probably been better for you to have done some homework and RTFF before you arrived in Buenos Aires. The answers to your questions are all in here. Pussy is worth having to do some actual work on your own regarding research.

Suerte,

Stowe

Hassids
03-18-06, 14:10
Thanks for the advice. I'll have to do my research now.

Coupe66
03-21-06, 01:42
Has anyone tried the club SENS, between Esmeralda and Maipu on Paraguay. It has opened since I was last here, 8 months ago, when I passed by saw some a couple of hot looking ladies heading inside. Anyoner tried it out? Might be brilliant, might be complete shit for all I know!

Jaimito Cartero
03-21-06, 04:55
Has anyone tried the club SENS, between Esmeralda and Maipu on Paraguay. It has opened since I was last here, 8 months ago, when I passed by saw some a couple of hot looking ladies heading inside. Anyoner tried it out? Might be brilliant, might be complete shit for all I know!Almost every new club that opens is not high on the mongering list. Many clubs will change names once or twice a year, as they get known as clip joints.

Obviously I don't know anything about this particular club, but very few good, new places open in BA.

Coupe66
03-27-06, 17:25
Thanks Jaimito Cartero. I ran into Dickhead in Catto's the other night, he has it on good advice that Sens is nothing special, and also may have mob involvement that makes it prone to all kind of other potential problems. Or that's what I understood anyway. Anyway, left him looking happy chatting up some babe in his now near porteno level castellano!

Marak5
04-04-06, 08:18
Looks like we have no reports from stowe, daddy rulz, hunt99, doggboy, dickhead, exon123, thomaso, easy go, papa benito, jamito carero, or any of the other experts. Jackson it's time to clean house and ban all these members.

Marak

Jaimito Cartero
04-04-06, 15:40
Looks like we have no reports from stowe, daddy rulz, hunt99, doggboy, dickhead, exon123, thomaso, easy go, papa benito, jamito carero, or any of the other experts. Jackson it's time to clean house and ban all these members.

MarakLet's see, I was last in BA in early January. I posted reports in January. Not so hard to figure out, is it?

Daddy Rulz
04-04-06, 23:41
Daddy Rulz has been in retirement for the past year and a half because he was involved with a really sweet woman here. However that seems to be ending (can't quite bring myself to say its over though I need to start thinking like that) Next week I'm off to Cordoba if I can work out the money issues to spend sometime with an old Amagovia (non pro, prolly no reports on the Cordoba scene) When I get back look for that to change.

For the last year and a half I have followed the forum and been more than willing to share my experiance in chica management, the BsAs scene and also airline issues as I worked for one for a long time. I think Ive been doing my part for the team.

I can also add that in the last year I have not been in any flame wars with any other posters.


Looks like we have no reports from stowe, daddy rulz, hunt99, doggboy, dickhead, exon123, thomaso, easy go, papa benito, jamito carero, or any of the other experts. Jackson it's time to clean house and ban all these members.

Marak

Daddy Rulz
04-05-06, 00:47
As some of you guys know I've been involved for the last year and a half with a really sweet Portena. I did monger a bit during this time but didnt think it appropriate to post the details. Thats over now and its back to the apts and clubs full time. I don't want to go into detail about what happened as it would be inapropriate to do so here. Some of you guys that were close to us if you care to PM me.

On to the pussy:

Newport-On the very day she gave me the sad news Daddy found himself at Newport, a couple years ago I had pulled a chicka out of there that was outstanding. I had looked for her a time or two before but couldnt find her, seemed like fate to me. Elisabeth is her name I've posted picks of her before. We negotiated a price and took off to the tello. She was as hot as I remembered. Blonde, tight body, GREAT BIG FAKE TITS that Daddy loves.

We fucked around for a little bit, (I was still in making love to a girlfriend mode) ate her pussy, got a VERY good BBBJ and fucked her for a while, then pulled it out did her Russian for a while and spooged on her titties. Very nice, expensive but shes one of my favorites and it was worth it to me. Ill prolly do her from time to time but too expensive for my budget on a regular basis.

Maipu 429 There used to be a chicka here named Sofia that was another favorite. When I got there she wasnt working as I knew she wouldnt be due to conversations with another monger but I was hoping. Three chickas presented, one fat, one old and one near perfect though lacking the HUGE FAKE TITS I like. Mara, 22 slim body, very pretty face, well formed natural c cups. 150 for the hour completa. This price is a little high for privados, but the facilities are the best in town (havent been to that million dollar place whos name slips my mind though) IMHO and completa is another one of Daddys kinks. Ate her pussy for awhile and she was responding a bit but she was also resistant to pleasure. Capt Dave and I have been around this issue a few times. Daddy thinks that while the act is professional, and I am the center of attention a little time paving the way usually reaps good rewards. Anyway she was unresponsive to my efforts so as Dickhead would say "fuck her" I stripped off the condom, stuck my dick down her throat and skull fucked her till she gagged a bit, slipped the condom on and doggied her for awhile. Then grabbed the lube (insist on prime azul as the have packets of lube) and rogered her very hard in the final frontier. I had her facing the mirror in the pink room and could tell that she wasnt very into the act. However as I have a bit of anger to work out regarding the girlfriend it was just what the doctor ordered. She is moving to another privado and I will post the location when I have it. Not sure if I would repete at 150 pesos but I no doubt would at 100.

Cattos-Wanted to find Romina, found Romina. Romina didnt remember me at first but then she did. I live in a pension (rooming house) and you can't bring chickas there so I took her to the tello on San Martin and Romina produced as Romina does. That girl, sucked and fucked my balls off. I ate her pussy for quite sometime and though some disagree either Romina came like a frieght train or deserves an acadamy award for her preformance. At one point I was fucking her on one of those love seats in front of the mirror and she was screaming so load the people in the next room were banging on the wall. (Maybe it was their bed banging on the wall, who knows) Anyway I finished by jacking off on her tits while she masturbated. It was very cool, I dropped her 200 P whiched pissed Dickhead off and contributed to the rise in pussy price but Romina is worth an extra 50 p to me as time is never an issue and service is ALWAYS first rate.

Mansion-Dickhead and the Captain organized a party on Sunday and Daddy was in attendance. First I was fucking around with this chicka in the pool but she had some attitudanal problems as Mike Tyson would say and then the twins showed up and I passed her on to Dogboy (I owe you one for that dog) and IMMEDIATLY put my dick in front of one of the Marias, she was quick to understand my meaning and gestured upstairs with her eyes. Daddy nodded in affermation and indicated I wanted both. (TWINS, BLONDE TWINS!!!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS PLACE) Exit the comfort of the kitchen and enter the decedance of the blue room. One twin went to the potty and the other started kissing me on the wide expance of bed. Soon both were naked and bouncing with Yo. Anybody who has seen their pics knows that one has a better body but neither is unaceptable. Many many positions as Daddy satisfied all of his sick depraved fantasys involving twins. The only part unfullfiled was the twin 69, they don't go there and I can blame them. Though one did suck the others tittys while I fucked her. I gave a nod to some oral action but one Maria had the worst smelling pussy I have ever been near so I VERY quickly detored away. The finish was me jacking off on their smiling faces. Seriously I'm not making that up, they asked me to cum on their faces and they where smiling and giggling while I did it. Sir Richard had been holding some funds for me so I couldnt pay them right away. I decided that 100P was good enough for them even though they insisted on 150 cada una. Daddy fully has his wits back so I did the appropriate thing and told them no and kissed them on the cheek and walked away. Chickas here really do look for strong guys.

Thats the story so far, a few observations.

Prices generally have gone up, quality remains fairly constant, club prices for drinks are fucking nuts. Daddy will probably spend most of his Argentina Economic recovery funds in privados. There is one in my neighborhood I want to check out and a 70P one in my exnovias barrio as well that I will visit.

I'm going to go to Cordoba next week to spend some time fucking a girl I met on Amigos.com 2 years ago. Interestingly enough she had a boyfriend until 2 weeks ago and now she doesnt (fate again) We both understand it is only friends with benifits so it should be fun. At least I understand it that way which is good enough for me. I can tell you this, breaking up with a chicka here sure is better than doing it in SP. I don't have to sit around the apt being lonely, fucking some cute 25 year old is generally just a colectivo ride away.

You can look forward to more mispelled grammaticly incorrect posts from this reporter in the future.

Marak does this satisfy my posting requirements?

Stowe
04-05-06, 01:15
Great report DR. Sorry to hear about your breakup. I know it's difficult to get back into the game.

The info you have provided in the past has been very useful and insightful. Glad to have you back providing info to the board. This board has gone down hill big-time and we need more guys providing info. If I were here more often, I could provide more info. But rest assured, I will be there in a couple of days and will be providing detailed information.

Take care. Suerte.

Stowe

Rock Harders
04-05-06, 05:04
Daddy Rulz,

I rarely compliment any reports, but kudos to your inclusion of the sick and perverted details that I enjoy reading. I too am a big fan of big breast implants, except I tend to stick to the non pros for the most part.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

El Perro
04-05-06, 08:24
Daddy (Mickey Spillane) Rulz,

Yes, you do OWE me one, and I know you are good for it. As for details, maybe Marak5 should watch what he asks for! Your account might have made him pull the sheet over his head.

Dog

As John Riggins once said, You are "bored, broke and BACK!"

Stowe
04-07-06, 20:40
Got in around 9am and arrived at the apartment about 11am. Thanks Mat for the ride, I appreciate it.

Before coming here I decided to explore a bit more than in the past. After all isn't that what man is suppose to do?

I decided to try something different. I found some internet chicas that turned me on and searched in a local forum (as best I could) to see if there were any reviews on these chicas. If there weren't or if they were bad, I passed on them. If they good I decided I would try a couple.

I am happy I did.

I found Candela this way. Evidently, she works in an apartment in Belgrano but the reviewer didn't mention that in his review. Not a big deal. I called her at noon for a 3:30 appointment. After some struggles with communication we agreed on a time and price. She asked 150P for 1 hour but we agreed to 200 pesos for 90 minutes (she in fact ended up staying for an extra 20 minutes beyond that, despite the fact that she said la hefa is a asshole and didn't like the girls doing that) More than I usually pay but I got more time than I normally ask for so round 2 was possible.

She arrived about 20 minutes late, not a problem. She is about 5.6, 115 lbs with a very cute face, great smile and big tits-about 95's. The tits are a big soft for being 23 (and no she has no kids, or so she says) Her ass is fantastic-definitely a fuckable ass (if you perverts like that sort of thing) Reddish-brown hair draped down to the middle of her back. Now I never go for a CBJ-those things should be outlawed-but I decided to accept it this time because: she was hot, appeared to have a great attitude and she was PARAGUAYA! Now I have never met a Paraguaya that wasn't great in bed and boy she didn't disappoint. Her CBJ was exellent and I could have even CIM CBJ because of her sucking and teasing skills. She was also very active during sex, very much enjoyed my munching on her to a proper climax (which she told me very few men do because they only care about themselves getting off) Fucked her in cowgirl, missionary and doggy. Damn was she good. In missionary she spread her legs wide open as I was pounding her, thrusting into me all the while.

Of couse, her ass was next on the menu but after trying to get in, I had to quit. Evidently, the madam forces the girls to put completo in their ads which they have to pay for) even if they don't like it. She had only been fucked in the ass 1 other time and she was very nervous about the pain so I think her sphincter muscle was so constricted that I could get in (that or perhaps it was my 6 inch diameter?-more like 6 mm)

What was best about her was her attitude. She was delightful.

She makes 80 pesos out of 200 but then is charged for the laundry, ads, etc. We may fuck the chicas but the duenos really fuck them over so much more!

She asked if I was going to call her again and I would (and probably will) repeat if only because of her attitude. If only I could fuck her ass!

The only negative was the fucking madam called her about 3 times keeping an eye on her. Each time she asked me if it was ok to get it, 2 times I swas cool and she kept the call short (less than a minute) The third time, I told her to ignore it.

Probably a TLN tonight from a club chica.

Suerte.

Stowe

PS Hope this satisfies Marak5 so he won't have me kicked off the forum, now.

Stowe
04-08-06, 13:18
First went to dinner with Dickhead and Daddy Rulz. Well, we had dinner now time for some dessert so we went to the Triangle. Ness was the slowest I have ever seen it. Perhaps 2 men and 4 chicas were there. This was around midnight.

Head over to Catto's. There were a ton of good looking chicas and not a lot of men. This was definitely a target-rich environment. We sit at a table near some chicas standing next to us just waiting for someone to ask them over. There were two-chicas that had great asses, one tall with a fishnet-type skirt. The other a shorter morena.

Each time I looked at the short morena she would do a sexy little dance and put on a little dance and give me a big smile. Daddy and I agree she is interesting and I invite her to sit with (on! Me. She sits and talks with us for perhaps 10 minutes never asking that I buy her a drink. She waits until I offer. Bueno!

Sole is her name. A 5.3 morena with medium-long brown hair, great legs and ass. I like her face however her teeth, especially the front two, were not great.

Once I buy her a drink, I start the test drive. While doing some light French kissing, my fingers explore the dark secrets of her butt, traveling between the cheeks going as far down and in as I could. She is responsive. I then feel her tits and notice the bra is fairly thick but again she is responsive. Again, while French kissing my hand finds its way between her legs and begins massaging her pussy. Her reaction? She begins massaging my now expanding dick.

With a successful test drive and my motor is beginning to run hot, on to the interview.

Me: Por la cita, necesito una chupa sin condom.

Sole: Si, no problema (with a big smile) Bueno again!

Me: Me gusta sexo completo, es disponible?

Sole: Si (and she proceeds to confirm)

Sole: Sexo en vagina y cola.

Me: Si.

Sole: Si, no problema.

We return to talking about other things. She is a portena and has / is going to college (not sure exactly) and she speaks some English (not a good sign in my book) I laughingly tell her that I am nervous about chicas that speak English, but I don't explain why (probably couldn't with my Spanish anyway) She laughs and we continue to fondle each other, drink and talk some more.

Now to the big question.

Me: Quanto questa por una hora why media?

Sole: tres cientos pesos.

Me: (I just laugh and shake my head)

Sole: Dos cientos pesos.

Me: Es mucho. Necesito pensar de eso. (I need to think about that)

We drink, talk and fondle some more. I mention to Dickhead what has transpired and he says I shouldn't take her. Besides her bad teeth (not that bad to me but then I had had ½ bottle of wine and two drinks and no sleep for 36 hours) Dickhead cannot say why but his instincts say not to go with her. At the very least, he suggests offering less (I never pay over 150 for a club chica unless it's a lot more time-like 2-3 hours) with the proviso that I may pay more if I decide to explore her cola.

To Sole: Ciento y cincuenta pesos why posible mas si uso tu cola (150 and possibly more if I fuck her in the ass)

Sole: Si.

Me: Bien. I summarize -150 pesos con BBBJ y cola por una hora y media (90 minutes)

Sole: Si.

In the apartment we begin kissing and fondle one another. Quickly the clothes are off and surprise, her tits are very small. While her nipples are very long, the bra must have been heavily padded. Note to self: feel chicas up INSIDE their bras going forward.

On the bed I am on top and work on those great nipples, then move to her pussy. The INSTANT I begin eating her, she begins loud moans. This pisses me off a bit because I don't like chicas to fake it, or at least fake it a fucking hell of a lot better! After a couple of minutes she flips me over and begins the BBBJ. It is ok but a bit too little pressure. Lots of saliva and mostly all mouth, which is good. After about 3 minutes she mentions the condom (bad sign #2. I tell her more sucking and she returns to her duty. After about another 4 minutes she reaches for and opens a condom. I tell her I want more BBBJ and she says she is just getting it ready.

Perhaps 3 more minutes of sucking and she reaches for the condom and finally I say to her its apparent she wants this over and she mentions that she must return to the club afterward. I say yeah but after 90, not 20, minutes. She complains a bit and I tell her that she should leave. She asks why and I say she is in a hurry and the BBBJ was too short. She says she did it for 15-20 minutes. Yeah, perhaps in another universe where time moves a hell of a lot faster than in this one!

I told her it's obvious she wants this to end fast so she can return to the club, which she confirms that she will have to return to the club. I tell her to get dressed and I will pay her 70 pesos. She says why and I tell her the 150 was for 90 minutes that included sex and la cola and I didn't get either. I told her that 70 was probably too much. She then has the balls (irony here? To pleading ask for taxi money. I tell her no way. I mention that my friends will know not to take her and this just hurts her because word will get around about her.

We argue a bit more as she is dressing and again she asks me for taxi money. I again strongly refuse. Then I walk to the door and open it as she is dressing in the living room and wait.

She leaves with a huff and I go to bed fucking horny. Two chicas and no cola, todavia!

With all this, I have to admit that even with this bad experience, I still love playing the games with the club chicas. The fondling, the interviewing, the negotiating.

Today is another day.

My new saying: demasiado chicas, no suficiente tiempo.

My new rules: trust Dickhead's instincts and follow my instincts and NEVER cita with a chica that speaks any English!

And DR, I agree she looked hot and I would have loved exploring her ass but alas, it was not too be.

Suerte,

Stowe

Exon123
04-08-06, 15:01
Two Nice Reports Stowe, Thank You.

But at least Your "There" and Not "Here"

At least you have the option to Fuck or not to Fuck. What you rightfully threw out of your room on a $50 USD dollar deal in Argentina would be pure Gold here in Sex Prison, A definate repeat.

Why if she lived near me we'd become "Fuck Buddies" and I'd see her a couple times a week.

I'm so Depressed.

Exon

El Perro
04-08-06, 15:20
Exon,

Your post left me in tears. I covered my eyes with my paws and wept. Why don't you bag the SP lifestyle and get your fat ass down here! In the meantime, hope this helps:

http://sweet-handjob-movies.com/samarra/index100.html

The Dog.


Two Nice Reports Stowe, Thank You.

But at least Your "Their" and Not "Here"

At least you have the option to Fuck or not to Fuck. What you rightfully threw out of your room on a $50 USD dollar deal in Argentina would be pure Gold here in Sex Prison, A definate Repete.

Why if she lived near me we'd become "Fuck Buddies" and I'd see her a couple times a week.

I'm so Depressed.

Exon

Dickhead
04-08-06, 15:58
Yeah Exon I am really sad for your situation so I am going to call Gisell. So you can just think about what I am going to do her.

Exon123
04-08-06, 16:39
Just to give Mongers an idea of what I'm faced with up here go to this link on Craigs List.

http://phoenix.**********.org/w4m/148981956.html

Type in craigs list, all one work with lower caps where the stars are

You might have to copy and paste the above, but try it.

I telling You Mongers, You can't make up Shit like this, its real.

Oh Whoo is Me.

Exon

Jaimito Cartero
04-08-06, 17:04
She looks perfect for you, Exon! An a virgin, no less. Too bad she just sucks at cooking, and doesn't suck something else.

Amantelondres
04-08-06, 20:35
Woweee Exon! You lucky bugger. Since you got there first I have to ask: Does she have a sister? I hope Candela doesn't see this. She'll kill you!

Paul VJK
04-10-06, 14:06
I'm preparing for my 3rd trip and I've got my targets from diligent Internet research. I'll have Roxanne set them up.

I've also stored their pictures on my Palm - how bad would it be to compare the pics to them in person? They are advertising something - and I never like false advertising.

Knuckhead
04-10-06, 14:51
Daddy, Stowe!

Now, THAT's what I'm talking about! This is how the board used to be, and I sure appreciate your getting it back on track.

Keep them coming.

Hunt99
04-12-06, 12:54
Just to give Mongers an idea of what I'm faced with up here go to this link on Craigs List.

http://phoenix.**********.org/w4m/148981956.html

Type in craigs list, all one work with lower caps where the stars are.

You might have to copy and paste the above, but try it.

I telling You Mongers, You can't make up Shit like this, its real.

Oh Whoo is Me.

ExonI've seen worse than that sitting on your lap in a BsAs boliche, Exon. And you had a smile on your face, too.;)

Exon123
04-16-06, 15:13
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/1028552.stm

Interesting artical here on Argentine Sex life and "Tello's"

Nothing new here for "Veteran Monger's" but "Newbies" might be very interested.

Exon

Marak5
04-17-06, 00:12
Guys.

Are the clubs in Recoleta packed with chicas this time of year?

Cut the shit and give a serious answer please.

Thanks,

Marak

El Perro
04-17-06, 00:35
Guys.

Are the clubs in Recoleta packed with chicas this time of year?

Cut the shit and give a serious answer please.

Thanks, MarakSummer is over and nose to "the grindstone". Time to "pay the piper". They know where their "bread is buttered". They will be "bringing home the bacon". A little bit of uncut shit Marak5, but "bottom line", I think you will find no shortage of playmates.

Dog

Jackson
04-22-06, 23:42
Greetings everyone,

I moved the recent Mansion reports to the Mansion Reports thread.

Thanks,

Jackson

Bandy
05-01-06, 15:24
Flight from Sao Paulo was fashionably late, creating my arrival at BsAs much later than I expected. I opted for a much needed nap. Got up at 2 AM and realized, it was pouring outside. Just not to be outdone by mother nature, I decided that a quick survey at Newport was in order.

Same characters at Newport that I saw last August. One new addition, a 20 yr old from Missones, Synthiya. I was not going to do anything tonight. However, conversation with her lasted less than 30 sec. She quickly gave her price, 100 USD or 300 Peso, my choice. I told her that she should not offer the Peso alternative, instead, stick to 100 USD. That way she will gain few Pesos more. The whole thing went over her head and I quickly left the place.

Saturday, was quite relaxing. My body needed some time to recover from extensive mongering in Sao Paulo and Rio. Around midnight, I decided to stop by Excedra.

This time around I saw lots of new talents. A pair of girls, very pretty, aroused my interest. I was monitoring them quite some time and one of them looked very very young. Meanwhile I saw David (Capt. Dave) walked in and soon he joined me at my table.

I pointed the girls at the table and he said that he never saw them either. He also agreed that the other girl looked very young. I finally decided to invite them at the table. They really looked pretty up-close. The "older" one, Noelia, is 19 and studying to be a lawyer. The younger one said she is 18, but had no document with her. Against my better judgement, I gave a offer to Noelia. However, the whole thing fell through when she demanded money up-front. The left our table and sat on the next table.

Meanwhile, David and I were discussing the things little bit further. Something about them was bothering me. If I take her, it will be just sex, nothing else and that is never my style. Finally David said that I am in vacation and I should take them both for a spin. I finally went to them and told Noelia that I am taking both of them. They were excited and I went to pay my bill.

Soon, David informed me that Hilda just told him that these girls are known to steal things. I was relieved! I really was not in a mood for a threesome. And I will be quite vulnerable in an apartment setting, rather than in a hotel. I quickly ditched them and David and I headed for Cattos.

I soon met a old favorita, Rafaela. She looked very fresh and very pretty. I took her once three years ago for a TLN and had a time of my life. Then she became so famous and active, that I stayed away from her in subsequent visits. However, she really looked very desirable tonight and I was in need for a TLN with a "sure" thing. I was also in the "Sao Paulo state of mind" and it would be nice to start the trip off with a native from Sao Paulo.

David left and Rafaela sat on my lap. Then she whisperd in my ear that she did not have sex for almost three months. I was surprised. I asked her why she is not working. Then she detailed her recent history. She left BsAs in Nov. and went to Spain and Italy to work. Made good money, came back to BsAs on Feb. and did not work since. Tonight is the first night she is back in Cattos. I just told her not to kill me tonight. This girl is multi-orgasmic and really loves sex. Later on, Walter (the waiter) confirmed her story.

Next three hours in the apartment was a sheer pleasure. Brought back lots of old memories. She gained couple of pounds, because of the birth control pills she is taking. But overall her personality did not change. Little older, but still has a good head on her shoulder. She is great to sleep with and that also did not change.

She left around 2 PM after an intense afternoon session. She is again living for Spain in June.

Bandy.

PS: Dickhead, she did not forget you!

Paul VJK
05-22-06, 12:01
I may put a more detailed report on the girls in the appropriate escort section when I get my photos downloaded (broken camera)

THis was my third trip down there and I used Roxana again. She was a great help.

First was Emilce from Platynum. Pictures were accurate. $150, I believe. Worth it.

Second was Arianah from 906090. I think the pictures were accurate - curly hair now. Great little tight body. Great CBJ. $100.

Third was Abril / Agustina combo from Platynum. Tight bodies. Horrible little room with a curtain around the 'bedroom' area. But $200 for the pair. Faces were cute. Definitely worth it. Especially for take-away. CBJ. Lesbian action. Lots of DFK.

Fourth was a little disappointing. I ordered up Federica from BG, but ended up with Ailen from Platynum. That's who was there when I showed up. Not sure how that happened. Really good sex - especially from behind. BBBJ, I think. $150. No kissing. Beutiful girl.

Fifth was Camyla from Platynum - a repeat from a previous visit. Great sex. I repeat, great sex. Amazing body, a BBBJ to die for and lots of DFK.

Had a slight incident on my last day in the city. Was walking along Lavalle and a girl begged me to follow her to a club - she told me that if she brought me in she'd be paid and I wouldn't have to pay anything.

I go in to this place - Kiss - might have been on Suipacha. Anyways, the minute I get in, I'm grabbed by a girl and pulled on to a couch. I speak minimal spanish so I don't understand a word. Next think I know, another girl is on my other side, and then 3 drinks show up. One of the girls tries to put the beer to my mouth - I push it away and get up. The Madam shows up and asks me to pay. All of a sudden, someone speaks some English. Then the big bouncer shows up. They block my access to the exit.

I keep saying I'll go get Policia. In my pigeon Spanish I say I didn't want a drink. I'm getting really angry, they keep telling me to stop yelling and after about 3 long minutes, finally they let me go.

Be careful.

That being said, I can't wait for my next trip down there.

Paul VJK
05-22-06, 12:09
I've found this website extremely valuable in helping me pick Chicas - but of course it's only one resource I used. I also looked at a couple of Spanish language boards to help decide on the girls.

But my point in this post was is that I had a limited time in Buenos Aires so I wanted to try and make sure the girls I spent my time with would be worth the time.

I had a drink in Orleans once and looked at the girls. My problem was, despite the girls being generally good-looking, how was I to know whether the girl I picked would be worth it - or would be a bomb. That information is extremely important. And this issue isn't exclusive to Orleans / Excedra. The same question arises when visiting a Privado - or a Blacks.

I imagine I would only avail myself of a Orleans / Blacks / Privado if I couldn't set up an Internet appointment with a decently-reviewed girl.

Disclaimer: On my last trip I visited 1707 and had a great time.

Jaimito Cartero
05-22-06, 13:52
Are you quoting pesos or dollars in your pricing? If pesos, you got a gread deal, if dollars, well, I think you get the idea. Oh, and I don't think you can get a "great" CBJ.;)


First was Emilce from Platynum. Pictures were accurate. $150, I believe. Worth it.

Second was Arianah from 906090. I think the pictures were accurate - curly hair now. Great little tight body. Great CBJ. $100.

El Perro
05-22-06, 14:11
Are you quoting pesos or dollars in your pricing? If pesos, you got a gread deal, if dollars, well, I think you get the idea. Oh, and I don't think you can get a "great" CBJ.;)LOL, a great CBJ! An oxymoron if ever there was one, though if Paul VJK likes em, more power to him. I wish I did! It would save alot of aggravation and some pesos as well.

Moore
05-22-06, 18:46
Hey, everybody has their thing. Some people rave about hand jobs and even pay for them. I just can't imagine someone giving me a better hand job than me, let alone paying for it.

El Perro
05-22-06, 20:30
Hey, everybody has their thing. Some people rave about hand jobs and even pay for them. I just can't imagine someone giving me a better hand job than me, let alone paying for it.Chicks get more altitude than I do.:D

Dickhead
05-22-06, 23:28
Although I prefer a BBBJ I can tell you some chicas who give really good CBJs:

Antonella at Nuevo Estilo (truly a great CBJ), Priscile at Suipacha 921, Andi from Exedra. Those come to mind right away. Priscile will also give you BBJ if she trusts you not to CIM, once you get to know her. Antonella will lick your shaft but will not put your dick in her mouth. Andi is a condom freak who will not even allow FUTB without a condom.

If women had six inch long clitorises that shot hot mucus, I think you'd find the oral sex picture to be considerably different. Bear that in mind.

El Perro
05-23-06, 00:34
If women had six inch long clitorises that shot hot mucus, I think you'd find the oral sex picture to be considerably different. Bear that in mind.Thanks DH, but if it's all the same to you, I'd rather not.

Stowe
05-23-06, 01:42
I wish I was 6 inches long! I bring a magnifying glass to all my citas. That way I am the chicas will know where to suck!

Suerte,

Stowe

Paul VJK
05-23-06, 11:44
Jaimito,

All prices in Pesos. And I stand by my evaluation of Arianah: it was a great CBJ. Comparatively speaking, of course.

Lowlight
06-05-06, 13:26
I previously had posted about videoing girls without their permission. This time I spent 11 days in BS AS and arranged through Roxanna or made my own plans with girls to be videotaped. I left BS AS with 11 videos. I paid girls extra for the videos and they were more then happy to oblige with my requests. Adabella from Platynum wanted 325 for the hour and I paid. 115 US is not bad to have a video of big titty girl getting $^$$^ by yours truly. Most of the girls wanted between 200-300 for everything included. SOme BBBJ, Completo, others not. If you are straight up with the girls everyone wins. I have videos for my own use whenever I need to remeber the good ole days.

Whenever I went to a boliche and the girls would ask have I been to other clubs thats when I begin to find out if they are into the whole video thing. I say I have been to clubs and then explain how I know that different clubs have different pricing so they don't even think about quoting 300 in a place like Cattos. I say that I have had bad times before because some girls don't like videos or say completo and don't follow through. Based on the girls reaction you know what the story will be. All this mind you before you buy the drink. This way I don't waste my time buying drinks for a girl who will not deliver. I tried this at Cattos with Melissa and it worked like a charm.

Hojo
06-13-06, 00:11
I'm half way thu my to do list from the escort sites and independents.

So far it's gone better than expected. I've left individual reports on each lady.

The candidates are Ayi, Capitu, Anna, Sabrina and an unnamed lady.

Out of the 5 ladies that came to my apartment.

All 5 ladies gave BBBJ.
All 5 ladies were GFE.
All 5 ladies gave multiple pops.
1 lady gave completo (I only asked Capitu)
1 lady was bait and switch (Sabrina but was still great)
1 lady used muscle control (Sabrina)
All 5 ladies looks rated between 6 to 8 on the Playboy scale.
All 5 ladies donation $200AR/hr + Taxi

I would see all of these ladies again.

So far this trip has been AWESOME.

Pop till you drop,

Hojo

Dickhead
07-28-06, 00:26
I didn't know where to post this. I thought this was a logical place since it has wide readership. For some time there has been a discussion of price, and we who live here feel that those who don't often pay too much. This doesn't benefit them, and doesn't benefit us. And in my opinion, it doesn't really even benefit the chicas because they then live in la-la land and wait for a higher offer instead of using their pussy more exhaustively to obtain more total revenue.

We need to review basic economics, first. Maximum revenue is obtained by pricing where marginal revenue equals marginal cost and marginal cost is rising. But maximum revenue is not maximum profit, and a smart chica will seek maximum profit, not maximum revenue. The problem is that maximum revenue tends to be reached at the same level of unit sales as maximum profit, if a lot of the cost structure is fixed costs and not variable costs.

So what cost structure does a hooker face? Largely variable (fucking two guys costs her twice as much) or largely fixed (expenses are the same on a daily, weekly, or monthly basis no matter how many guys she fucks)?

Well, a privado's costs are largely fixed: rent, payoffs to cops, and advertising. Variable costs appear low: condoms, paper towels, and laundering the sheets after every guest. Ha ha. They don't launder the sheets after every guest so put that back under fixed costs.

Now look at the revenue side. The privado takes 50-60% of the revenue and gives 40-50% to the chica. So, the privado is there regardless, the chica is there regardless, and the monger should have considerable pricing power. I have verified this: on innumerable occasions I have said "Demasiado" (too much) to the quoted price, and have started walking towards the door. On no occasion have I made it to the door without the price going down.

Now let's look at clubs. What is their price structure? Rent, payoffs to the cops, 40 pesos per shift to doormen and waiters ... yup, again largely fixed costs. Marginal costs are virtually non-existent, and where they are they are producing a substantial marginal profit; i.e, selling overpriced drinks. Now look at the chica. If she wants to leave because she is bored, she must pay a bar fine of one drink. Let's say 35 pesos. So that is a sunk cost. As soon as she walks in the door she is on the hook for this; it can never be recovered except by fucking some citizen.

However, an additional factor is at play here: Latina pride. You must understand this. Latin pride will always trump economic theory and in fact even common sense. If this were not true, Spain would never have lost its colonial empire. If you distill down the history, they didn't understand that continuing to extract and repatriate more precious metals would only expand the money supply and be inflationary, instead of adding to total wealth.

The chicas don't understand this history, but they have a similar lack of understanding of basic economics. So, they don't realize their pussy is a perishable commodity that will lose its entire value at closing time. But, on some level they understand branding. Branding means you are one of the "best" chicas in the place and you are not going to give your pussy away for "chump change" because then you would lower yourself in the eyes of your fellow hookers, the management, the waiters, and whoever else might be involved.

Therefore, to obtain excellent pricing, you must frame your offer in a way to protect their pride. Think about this: in Latin America, if you ask someone for directions, you will receive some type of directions whether or not they have any idea where the place actually is located. That is both pride and a desire to be helpful. Now think about this: how many times have you been with a Latin and gotten off a train or bus with no idea where you were going, and they proceeded to ask directions from the first person they saw? And the second person, and the third person ... ? It is a "word of mouth" culture.

So you have to say: "Oh mi amor you are the best looking chica in this place.. No one else compares to you. I would love to pay your very reasonable asking price of XXXX and ordinarily I would but tonight is my last night in town and I only have XX left. Of course I know you could not possibly accept this mere pittance so I shall kiss you and feel your ass and bid you adieu and think about what might have been between us."

Now, and importantly, you must stick to XX and never go to XXX. If in fact you are willing to go to XXX you must go with Latin Plan B:

"Mi amor (mi vida, mi alaja, mi tesoro, mi muñequita, etc.), I am not a tourist; I live here (am here on an extended business assignment, am retired, am disabled, etc.) and I just don't get the opportunity to go out that much, and when I can I am on a limited budget and it's just really difficult for me. I hardly ever meet a woman to whom I am so attracted; I just really can't afford XXXX. I could offer you XX.5 and I know that isn't much but it could really become a regular thing and I would (cook for you, play the guitar for you, teach you how to drive, etc.) Under this set of circumstances you could legitimately compromise on XXX, as opposed to the previous scenario where you had sworn on a stack of Bibles or Qorans that you were limited to XX.

Now there is another method that may work better for those with limited Spanish skills. Pick a place where you know you can get price XX, and tell the chica you will go there if she cannot provide price XX. To find the place of reference, RTFF.

Hope that helps. My average cost of pussy is going down, with no loss of quality, despite inflation.

Sportsman
07-28-06, 02:12
Wow DH, do you think there is a graduate program out there that would accept your analysis as a thesis for Master's in Economics? You should try it, you never know.

Dickhead
07-28-06, 02:26
Fortunately or unfortunately, I already have a master's in business administration, primary concentration in accounting, secondary concentration in economics. Also my undergrad has a minor in economics. I originally intended to major as an undergrad in econ but switched to history due to a lot of cancelled economics classes. It could be said that I am a closet economist, or a frustrated economist. One of the best courses I ever took in my long and undistinguished career as a professional student was a 600 level course in Managerial Economics. One of the best text books I ever saw. Damned if I remember the author but it should be required reading for all mongers with an IQ of 125-130 or better. No extensive math background required; the dude explained it as he went along.

My master's thesis was allegedly in accounting, but really involved the economic impact of changing accounting rules. It wasn't particularly good.

Amantelondres
07-28-06, 11:02
"Think about this: in Latin America, if you ask someone for directions, you will receive some type of directions whether or not they have any idea where the place actually is located. "

Oh sooo so true! You are a star Dickhead, and I go along with the rest of your thesis too.

El Perro
07-28-06, 14:10
All too often when ordering a "medianoche" sandwich at cuban eateries I would discover that one ingredient was missing-the pork, that ordinarily goes with the ham and cheese. The same "reason" always given-"We don't have that today". The idea that maybe this lack of pork could have been mentioned just after the order, and before the sandwich was made, apparently never occured to them. What's the consensus on this behavior? Shame at having to explain the lack of pork and / or concern that the customer might order nothing at all?


" Think about this: in Latin America, if you ask someone for directions, you will receive some type of directions whether or not they have any idea where the place actually is located. "

Oh sooo so true! You are a star Dickhead, and I go along with the rest of your thesis too.

Dickhead
07-28-06, 23:42
D) all of the above.

Wally Foot
08-07-06, 14:18
This is just a quick report on my very short visit to BA last month. I had intended to stay for three weeks but an emergency back home forced me to curtail my visit after a week - so apologies to the various people I contacted with plans for a hook-up whom I let down. I did have a few meetings with a couple of mongers, both of whom provided good company and advice. Thanks, guys, I will contact you the next time I am in BA.

I used Roxanne's services again, because my Spanish, while improving, is not good enough yet to use reliably on the telephone, and she proved helpful and efficient.

I also made use of Ana Luna's services: she is reliable, helpful and charming. There is no nicer way to get to and from the airport, and if you need a driver to take you to any event in the city then use her. She accompanied me to a football match at Velez, and I could not have asked for a better companion.

I rented my apartment on Florida from Bytargentina without a problem. I know that there have been doubts about them from some other posters, but I had no problems. Unusually the apartment owner was present when I arrived. She gave me contact numbers which were useful because I had to make last minute arrangements to leave, and she turned up very early in the morning to accept the keys and return my deposit. She actually lives in London, so next time, if I decide to use her apartment, I will rent it directly from her, and cut out the middle-man.

Now, to business - I will post some brief reports on my dozen or so encounters in the relevant sections of the Forum. Unfortunately, I have mislaid my little notebook which had all the details of prices and services, so you will have to rely on my imperfect memory. It is enough to say that I found only two unsatisfactory sessions in my short time, and both were to a degree my fault. The others were great and have confirmed to me that BA is always worth a visit.

Veterano
08-20-06, 21:56
Hi Dickhead, I always enjoy your posts ~

I do have a quibble with your excellent econ thesis ~ pussy is not a "perishable commodity" (like a carload of oranges) but rather, in my estimation, a "depreciating asset"

Let me know if you agree with this designation.

Suerte, Veterano

Dickhead
08-21-06, 05:49
It's a perishable commodity like an airline seat or a hotel room. That's on a daily (or nightly) basis. Long-term it certainly depreciates in value but it has no cost basis so depreciation doesn't quite apply. Depreciation is a process of allocating the cost of a long lived asset to all the time periods in which it is used to produce revenue and there is no cost to allocate. That's an accounting perspective. An economic perspective is that depreciation is the loss in resale value over a given period of time and again does not apply since pussy cannot be sold (legally or morally, anyway) You could say that the depreciation is the reduction in the present value of the future earning stream, though, and in that case I might agree with you. That doesn't apply to a pricing model on a nightly basis, though; the product still behaves in a highly perishable fashion.

JPF
08-21-06, 18:43
Veterano,

I think your difference with Dickhead is based on a semantic distinction in the definition of "pussy". You are taking "pussy" to mean a body part, a tangible thing and like all bodies, it ages and ones ability to use it diminishes, hence depreciates. However, when Dickhead uses "pussy" in this context he means a woman's ability to use that body part to please a man; more of an action than a thing. It is a commodity because half the population has them and it is perishable because at any given time it can only be of limited use (I would say only one man can use it at a time but then surely someone would bring up gang bangs, etc. And like an airplane seat a lost opportunity to fill it results in less income.

Veterano
08-21-06, 21:21
Pussy? Perishable? Ever try to wear one out?

Veterano

Snowbird
08-21-06, 22:42
You are right that it is difficult in one night to wear it out to the point where it is no longer available the next day. However, you do not on average pay the same for a 20 year old pussy verses a 45 year old pussy. One could say that it's value has eroded over time, even it was never used, it still does not have the price point of the 20 year version.

Knuckhead
09-03-06, 05:22
My encounter with Tamiko, a chica of Japanese descent, started here ( http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=361869&postcount=12) on my first visit to Hippopotamus. I recall from reading this forum some time ago that there have been a number of inquiries about Asian providers in B.A., and to my knowledge no one had identified a fully “Asian” provider so far.

Tamiko was as “Asian” as they come. She had a very slender body, and long silky hair flowing gracefully down to her hips. It was really hard to guess her age, but she later mentioned that she was 25. This chica was a highly unusual selection for Member #3313, as he rarely selects Asian providers while abroad due to the fact that they are just about the only type readily available to him while confined to Sex Prison. While in the club, the two of us had agreed on 250 Pesos for “un rato”, and after a few annoying tip requests for a variety of people, we were in a cab bound for my mongerpad in Recoleta.

At my apartment, things proceeded in an O.K. manner. At first she asked that I put her money on the table in her view. I had no quarrels with this as long as she wouldn’t touch it. She then asked to take a shower, which I always consider to be a great sign. While she was taking a shower, candles were lit, soft music was played, and in general a good ambience was created. She returned fresh from the shower, but unfortunately started smoking without asking permission. I opened the balcony door letting in the cool winter air in while she was standing there still wet from the shower. She got the point, finished the cigarette quickly and asked me to please close the door as she was freezing.

She proceeded to get physical with gently rubbing her smooth, silky Asian body close to mine, while exchanging little kisses all over our bodies. This worked beautifully, and the two of us quickly entered a state of arousal. She insisted on playing the music rather loud, mentioning that she usually makes a lot of noises and wants this to obscure hers. While she was fumbling with the volume, I took out the pocket Rocket and gently started using it on her. At first, like most chicas, there was a perplexed look on her face. Soon thereafter, however, she put the Pocket Rocket in a condom, took control of it, and brought herself to a very loud, violent orgasm. Thank goodness for the music, or the entire municipality of Buenos Aires would have been awakened! After a few minutes of BBBJ, Member #3313 no longer could hold off and just had to have her. I covered up and entered her rather tight member, while she was making all sorts of strange, very loud noises and changing colors just as a traffic light would. Truthfully, I found this rather distracting and was genuinely concerned about the neighbors waking up, but at the same time could no longer resist this very beautiful girl.

As if a Spanish speaking Japanese chica talking dirty to me and having orgasm after orgasm while changing colors from red to yellow to white in rapid succession, all happening in a background of loud music at 4:30 am when I am trying to keep things decent was not strange or distracting enough, there came the even stranger part. Here we were thrusting up and down, gyrating left and right, sweating, rocking the bed literally to the middle of the room, with the girl repeatedly banging her arms on the mattress while panting breathlessly… well, she reaches up to her head, grabs her hair, pulls forcefully at it, and off comes what I had so far neglected to notice was a WIG! All of this happens in a flash second in front of my eyes as I was humping her in the missionary position and she was going through all sorts of violent gyrations. Off the wig flies across the room, hits the ceiling, and in slow motion, parachutes down to the floor just like a flying saucer in a zigzag fashion, narrowly missing a few of the candles on the table. I have, of course, no way of knowing this, but I am certain the look on my face must have been priceless as I followed in utter disbelief the flight of this wig as it was instantly catapulted from her head to the ceiling, and as it so slowly descended to the floor. Poof… it hit the floor, and the long hair slowly spread out on the floor like the tentacles on an octopus.

Absolutely shaken (and somewhat stirred!), I looked down at this now remarkably different girl under me with short, brown hair. I had no idea whether to thank her for throwing in this “second” chica free of charge, or rather, ask for my money back because I didn’t have a chance to “finish” with the first one. I took another look at the huge spread the wig had made on the floor, and burst into a long, nervous laughter. Tamiko, being a rather talented girl and having sensed this distraction, quickly switched positions into cowgirl and used the Asian style Kegel maneuver to gently and sequentially massage my “member” while inside her. This was enough to allow Member #3313 a fleeting moment of concentration and a few drops of Leche ensued as a result.

At this point I sent her to the shower while I cleaned up, and after her emergence from the shower took a quick one myself. She stood there naked, lit another cigarette, and now wanted to talk! No, no, no! It is 5:30 in the morning, and Member #3313 wanted to sleep. I looked at her with a smile and handed her her clothes. Just as I thought it wasn’t going to get any stranger than that, she laughed as she pressed on one of her nipples, and a jet of milk sprayed on the mirror! This kind of thing neither disturbs me nor does it turn me on, but in either case it is strange. That was when I decided that this would be a good time to end the meeting. Who knows what the next surprise could have been, and heaven forbid, I sure wasn’t going to be able to handle a “Thailand Style” surprise if she were to “pull” one on me.

We descended to the lobby and walked literally two blocks to her apartment and said our goodbyes. Luckily, there was a cab standing by right there. I got in, asked the driver to take me to the mansion, and started licking my wounds.

Dickhead
09-29-06, 14:59
Hey can anyone help me find this hooker I fucked about five years ago? Her name is Rosa and she's from Paraguay and she died her hair blond or maybe it was red and she had a tattoo of something or other.

Flexible Horn
09-29-06, 15:42
Hey can anyone help me find this hooker I fucked about five years ago? Her name is Rosa and she's from Paraguay and she died her hair blond or maybe it was red and she had a tattoo of something or other.Is she about 5ft 2 ins and has a tattoo on her left left shoulder of a rose. If it is I saw her in McDonald's on Av Santa Fe.

Hope this helps.

PS I think she might be cheating on you, she was with another guy.

Dickhead
09-29-06, 15:50
Damn. Sounds like the one. But aren't there like two or three different McDonald's on Santa Fe? And I'm kinda tired of eating at McDonald's. Are there any other good restaurants in Buenos Aires, like Church's Fried Chicken or International House of Pancakes?

El Perro
09-29-06, 17:05
There's a Popeyes on Callao that sells Mickey's Big Mouths.

Offct
10-03-06, 03:12
My 10 days in BA have been unbelievably awesome, coming from South Africa where sexual expression is still in its infancy, I was astounded by both the friendliness and sexual passion displayed by the local chicas, pro and amateur. To sit at our corner cafe every day and watch a multitude of hot assed chicas in tight pants walk past all day long, soon had us all suffering from "Wimbledon neck syndrome". Of every 10 chicas that we saw at least 7 were very doable, 70% doable rate is a good average in my book. I was enormously impressed with the way the Argentinian chicas carried themselves, whether young or old, they all had an air of elegance about them and a slumbering sexual energy. Hell, I miss the place already! I have numerous encounters and experiences to report and shall do so under the correct headings. Lastly I'd like to extend a warm thanks to all on this Forum for making my trip that much more enjoyable, your information on various topics was of tremendous use and has enabled me to depart from BA with fond memories and a worn out dick.

Stoneman21
10-08-06, 13:20
Now I don't hand out praise easily - I've been mongering for over 30 years in Europe, the Middle East, Far East, even the USA - and this was my fist trip to Buenos Aires.

First great decision was to book a tour with Roxanne, straight from getting off the plane (from Montevideo, not London - I'm not quite that keen! Three hours later I had all the knowledge I needed to get myself round the city for the next three days - and she's such fun too!

Next good decision was to rent Rox's flat in Recoleta. Even for a novice, it's so easy if you're there - supermarket 25 metres away, restaurants, clubs, bars - wow! And the "chicas" loved it too.

Now the chicas - mostly "old friends" from this Forum - some booked myself, some via Rox (I wished I'd booked more Spanish only chicas via Rox - she makes it so easy) In no particular order:

Gyselle - what a REALLY nice person! Sexually we got on like a house on fire (even though I normally prefer the thinner figure) But Gyselle is also a professional in the best sense of the word - she makes CERTAIN you have a good time. And she tries so hard with her English too. I'll miss her.

Miss Sol - no wonder half the men on the forum are in love with her - she is such a nice person, and a very decorative companion. We went to a Tango show, and being picked up from the apartment by the beautiful sophisticated girl, driving her own car was just the start of a perfect evening. Sex later on was like actually scoring on a first date!

Tango Show - the Carlos Gardel show - expensive but entertaining. The food is still TERRIBLE though. Go there for the show only!

Luciana Love - a bit of private enterprise on my part. Wow! What a great girl! Just like her photos - a medical student - speaks English as well as I do - very sexy and good company. (See separate report)

Amarena & Diosa from Gemidos. A scratch match and unfortunately, not lesbian - not even a little bit! I could hardly get them even to touch! But not an entire waste of time. Didn't care for Diosa much (much skinnier than her photos - and a bit merchanical) But Amarena was GREAT - got very wet and really into the sex - would go for her again (great anal action too) Downside? Seconds after I "came" they were dressed and out of the door though.

Saving my British Pounds to get back and back into the action. Great experience!

WorldTravel69
10-25-06, 14:59
I arrived at my rental apartment on Florida at Noon I went to ThaiPie, 1268 Paraguay, to get a massage, after my 16 hour flight I needed it.

Then checked out the Cafes, 3pm not much at Ecedra, Castlelar dead, but Orleans had 8 or so really nice Chicas. I walked around some more til 6pm. Went back to my apartment, took my Cialis and went to sleep. Woke up with hard on. It was 9pm, got dressed. Started to walk around the corner to the sex apartment at M.T. Alvear 624, p5 44. I got about 20 steps and a little blond named Dora walks by with a nice smile. So, it is up to my apartment. I guess I am using Exon's Sperm management system. My Cialis did not work. Walked her down to the calle, she goes one way I go the other. I head over to El Alamo to watch the Series, two more chicks say hi. I am not ready yet. El Alamo was too crowded and Smokey.

So, I went Cafe Ecedra, had pasta and wine and watched the Series. What more could you ask for. Chicks and Baseball.

Game ends, and I see a Chica I was with last year. Off to my apartment for a BJ, fuck, massage and walk on my back.

End of Day.

Life is good.

Thomaso276
10-25-06, 16:07
WT69 has captured the essence of BA in a few words. How come we get guys who have a million questions and cannot seem to get out of their own way when they get down here? It is not rocket science.

WorldTravel69
10-31-06, 17:48
I started off looking for a Chiropractor. I checked one that was recommended, Chen. He specializes in Accupressure. Some relief. I think my neck is hurting from eating to much pussy.

Lunch at the Alliance Restaurant, a few doors down Cordoba near Exedra, new gringo owners. Good food.

My buddy and I arrived at Exedra about 9pm, too early. At 10 my buddy says lets go to Iberia, Av. De Mayo and Salta. I said, oh come on, I do not think so. He said he would pay the taxi. So we get there, and there is one old blond Chica, not too bad looking, nice big tits and her body was not fat. A few more Chicas come in. After a drink or so we invite the old one over, Ana is her name. We talk for a while and my buddy says you go first. So I did. Off to her apartment, nice place, I get undressed and lay on the bed and gives a so-so BBBJ. 50 p not bad. Back to Iberia and my buddy takes off with her. By that time there were a few good looking Chicas there, to my surprise.

So, off I go to Exedra and watch the last quarter of the Monday night football game. I had to turn down a nice red headed Brazilian, til tomorrow night. I kept thinking about her name. Red hair and Roxxxxanne.

Chicas and Football.

Oh, what a Life.

P. S. There is something for every monger in this City. Some like them young, some like them old. I like them all. 10s are Great, but do you get good service everytime?

MannyMota46
11-04-06, 19:57
Sorry guys, no pictures - but in the interest of furthering the cause I did want to post a brief recap of my experiences while I was there. Thanks to everyone who has posted before, being able to research before you go is so helpful. I can communicate in Castellano and I found it is a big plus if you can.

Sundays are pretty dead although I did find Andreita of mimosas available (4328-6935) Dept. On Esmerelda, I think. Young, Paraguayan - hot, but a bit lame on the sex part. 100p the hour if I recall. Can't remember if BJ was covered.

Anabela from Gemidos (4831-6716) on Salvador in PV. Probably mid-20s, one kid. Pics slightly better than reality, but still good. Covered everything, no cola. Wanted me to finish all over her face / chest. Who am I to say no. 120p the hour.

Deisy from Maipu 359, 5th #74 (4322-1052) Not much to add to what is already on here about her. Best value for money I found in BA. Actually best sex I had in BA period. Hours 10-20 M-Sa. Make sure you call on Sat because you can't get in the gate - they need to come let you in. You can always go to a locutorio close by to call - 25 centavos. 80p the hour. Saw her twice.

Abi from Platynum (5811-0465) Complete waste of time and money.

Jimena from Cafe Orleans. Cute, tiny girl with straight brown hair and a nice rack. Says she's studying to be a nurse - who cares. Long negotiation to get her to 200p at Horizonte around the corner for two shots. Says gringo prices are higher because we can afford it. BBBJ but not so into it. Nice and tight from behind. Didn't ask for cola so I don't know.

Alanis from jardingold (4315-1511) Somewhere on Esmerelda or Suipacha. Not the girl in the pics, in fact not so good. Asked for a ridiculous 300p for the hour. I told her bullshit, last time it was 120p (a lie) She said OK. Normally would have walked but it was Mother's Day and there was nothing else to be found.

There may have been 1 or 2 more, but I lost some of my notes and my memory.

Suerte

AllIWantIsLove
11-05-06, 18:13
Thank you MannyMota46 for the post and for including phone numbers. Abi on Platynum as of today is using two phone numbers, 5811-0257 and 15-5981-7521. As of October only two girls on Platynum were using 5811-0465, Agustyna and Anabel.

WhiteCat
11-27-06, 21:24
Just found this old report from about 3 yrs ago. I thought you would like to have some fun reading it!

Just back from BA and I want to give a little update for vets and newbies alike. It was the first visit for me and what I found was frankly the most beautiful women I have seen. No one is ugly there and the women are just fabulous. Met up with Miami 624 and Grshel. Two fun guys who know the ropes and it was a pleasure to be with them. Let me give you a few categories of activities and a few HIGHLIGHTS on the trip. Pix at a later date.

I'll give them as I saw them so lets start with:

THE CLARIN: This paper has a lot of ads with sex for sale all over the city. I speak Spanish and I would say you need some skills to navigate comfortably since they describe the services then give you the address of the apartment. Usually you are led into a room ad shown a few girls. You then choose and do the deed. You can also order in but by visiting, you have a choice and get to have a little more fun. The prices are cheap and I really think this chases a lot of guys away. Them must think if it is cheap it is no good. I used these services 5-6 times and was never disappointed. The only 3peat I did was from Clarin. I got to ArtSuites at 10 am and decided to call one which said bucal / sin globitos $30.00. (Figure about $3ar =$1 U. S. I grabbed a cab and went to Montevideo 55. This leads me to:

HIGHLIGHT #1: There were only 2 girls so I took both. One was 18 and the other 19. They turned out to be lovers so we had a blast. I finished with a BBJTC with the 18 while she was on her back while the 19 was favoring her with an oral endearment. Total cost $60AR. Yes, about 20 U. S.

PLATYNUM: All chicas I called from this site were amazing. I called Anyi, Samantha, Bela, Celinda, and a couple of more. The prices were $100AR-$150AR with Samantha at $90AR. They were all fine. I won't get into the number game, but they were top of the line. This leads me to:

HIGHLIGHT #2: Called Samantha (the blond) who turned out to be 21 and living at home. We set up a meeting for 2pm. When she got there she was hot and ready. She turned out to be an anal queen par excellance. She couldn't get enough. I did not find this out until after an excellent BBJTC. She ended up staying a lot longer and let me have my second shot. I wanted to call again but there are just so many more. I gave her 100ar.

CLUBS: There are just so many. BLACK"S is at the top of the list as far as quality and worth the 25ar to have a beer and watch the action. We counted over 50 chicas and the doorman said more were coming. One chica quoted 200 U. S. For short time. Madaho's was second with 60 hot Portenas. This was 25ar for a beer but more affordable. Really a lot of hot babes and there is at least room for negotiation here. Took a really fine one for 200ar for short time. You have to buy a drink for her at 35ar to go out. It's very hard to explain the quality available in these clubs. They are for the most part all stars. You are trying to decide between a 8.5 and a 9.5 most of the time. NEWPORT was fun and got a couple out of here. Noticed a lot of cuties from Brazil. They quoted 300ar for the most part. This was all negotiable. Grshel got a real cutie out of here for 100ar. I got one for 150ar. The prices are all over the board. SOLID GOLD was good. Good floor show and a lot of action. Reasonably price beers and the chicas are also hot. I got a nice girl from Paraguay one night. AFFAIR / CICERON was special. The place is filled with young sluttish girls who dance and generally offer a good time. Entrance is 20ar but you get 3 beers. Next door is CLOSER and it is worth a visit. Again there are nice good lookers all over the board. You have to just find what you want. Farther away from this Ricoleta area are HOOK, NESS and CATTO'S. I liked them all and they are a little cheaper. There are many gems here and beers are about 10ar. Don't let the lower price fool you. Again lower is not necessarily lower quality. The girls here are all negotiable and I went to this area a number of times over the almost 2 week period I was there. This leads me to.

HIGHLIGHT #3: Found a nice girl of 20 one night at Ness. Took her and had a ball. She turned out to be an anal queen also. She was the smallest there. I set up a deal for the next day and had her bring her girlfriend who I met the night before. I gave them 120ar each. They stayed about 4 hours and we had a blast. They gave me the "show" and we must have broken the record on the number of positions and sexual possibilities we could think of. Real pros in what they did but sweet in another way. We drank beer and watched music videos while they sang and partied. I don't know which one of us liked eating pussy more.

CAFÉ ORLEANS: This spot had a few for the day person. I was told some were old salts. The quality was good and so was lunch. I was going to take one out of here on the last day but instead decided to go back to Clarin and this leads me to:

HIGHLIGHT #4: I went back to visit Daniella at Montevideo 55 but her girlfriend Luz was not in so she chose a nice redhead partner to give me my favorite double BBJTC. We had all sorts of positions and I finished in her mouth while the other was comfortably seated on my mustache. Total cost 60ar. This was a fine finish to a great visit to a beautiful country.

Oh, I almost forgot, I had a little more time so I got a 2 hour visit from a little 22 year old girl from Paraguay in the afternoon to really finish my time there. I met her the night before at Madaho's. (Grshel1, you know which one this is)

Jaimito Cartero
12-05-06, 19:08
I was heading out today to Santa Fe to check out a restaurant on my last day in town. I had one more Subte pass, so got on at Florida, and then transferred at 9 de Julio to the D line.

It was super crowded, at about 2:25pm. I'd never seen it so crowded. I am a bit of a people watcher, and noticed a few people who stuck out a little bit. A tallish blonde, Mid 30's, pockmarked face drinking a soda out of a refilled bottle of water, along with a chunky shortish guy, and what I took to be her mother. They seemed to be watching everyone in the crowd, but I didn't think too much of it.

When the train came in, I went up to get in line to get on. I was just inside the train, when a guy (the shortish stocky guy I had seen a few min earlier) just stopped right there, without going all the way into the train, although there was room. I was getting pissed off, since people were pressing in from behind.

I then noticed the blonde that was with him, and she had her hand in my shirt pocket, going for my cash! My reaction was to catch her hand, and bend her fingers back, not quite to the point of breaking. I started to yell thief, and then she starts yelling. I let her go and she backs off the train, and keeps yelling. She throws her bottle at my face and connects slightly. Her partner, the stocky guy gets off the train, and slinks into the crowd.

She keeps yelling at me, while I keep calling her a thief. The doors close, and a guy beside me, hands me a map that I carry in my pants pocket. It seems that one person had gone into my pants pocket, and pulled out the map, instead of the small bills at the bottom of the pocket, while the lady was going for my money clip in my shirt pocket.

The older lady that had been with them, was in front of the door, on the platform, while the yelling was still going on. I believe it was a team of three, though I'm not sure if it was the older lady or the chunky guy who was in my pants pocket.

This is my first experience with being pick pocketed. I don't know that they were that good, since I doubt I would have noticed had they been good. Perhaps I'm just normally suspicious, and try to have my money split up, so that I'm never screwed if I lose one source of money.

Always be careful, I guess. I had considered getting off and going for the cops, but I thought It'd probably be an exercise in futility, and the chance that it might get violent with the pick pockets.

Starfe
12-17-06, 17:30
Just back.

Here is my list from Area Vip. I feel comfortable using this site since its small and concise. The pictures are doctored but they come fairly close to the real deal:

Lara- I have never had a bad session with her. Been seeing her on every trip for the last 3 years. Hard working and a very gfe.

Coral- I think she looks better in person then her photos. Also a very gfe.

Rosalia- Saw her twice on this trip. I loved this woman's body. She takes awhile to warm up to.

Pilar- A centerfold body that was not leaving till she completely drained me.

(it doesn't take much)

Tatiana- This was the weak link of the group. Not my type.

Coral, Rosalia & Tatiana all spoke english. If you have any questions about any of these girls pm me. Don't ask me about price because I pay more then most. I also want to recommend the Regal Pacific Hotel. I spent 4 days at the Four Seasons then moved back to my old stable hotel for ½ the price and the same good time. I made it a point to visit Colmenga spa everyday for a HJ. Sometimes 2. The girls keep getting better here. The selection changes every 3 months now with a few standards who know where there bread is buttered. Usually 5 to 6 girls to pick from. Make sure you go after 2pm.

I thought the pickings at Mahados was very good and grabbed 2 over the week. Sofia was one on the girls. A buxom blonde that I saw 1 more time for an afternoon session. $100 + her drink got her out of the club. The other one cost a bit more.

I used the services of Roxanna throughout the entire 8 days who once again hit a homerun for me.

Regards,

Starfe

PS: You must try the new Sports Club Buenos Aires location for a workout. Just like the one in L.A.