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Yes, I know, tamanio is with the Spanish "N" but I have an American keyboard, DH.TLFushi boludo xq se puede cambiar cada teclador a cualquier idioma y te sugiero que averigües al tema para ser más internacional con tu emprezatita.
Go to: Control Panel. Clock, Language, and Region to give yourself a bilingual keyboard. If you don't you might end up with 50 anos en la cárcel en vez de 50 años. Dado que tu preferencia es el sexo anal a mí me parece que sería mejor para tí que aprendas el tilde ja ja.
TejanoLibre
10-31-12, 02:56
Fushi boludo xq se puede cambiar cada teclador a cualquier idioma why te sugiero que averigües al tema para ser más internacional con tu emprezatita.
Go to: Control Panel. Clock, Language, and Region to give yourself a bilingual keyboard. If you don't you might end up with 50 anos en la seeárcel en vez de 50 años. Dado que tu preferencia es el sexo anal a mí me parece que sería mejor para tí que aprendas el tilde ja ja.Feliz Ano Nuevo takes on a totally different meaning does'nt it?
How do I select the correct "N?"
Teach!
R and TL.
Yes, I do have 2 screen names! Ramiro and TL!
Once you load the dual keyboard, and you have clicked on 'ES, ' the tilde is to the right of the 'l' or the key on the English keyboard that has the colon (very important for a butt fucker such as yourself) and the semi-colon. The keys that have < and > at the bottom right are how you can then get the colon and semi-colon.
TejanoLibre
10-31-12, 03:11
Once you load the dual keyboard, and you have clicked on 'ES, ' the tilde is to the right of the 'l' or the key on the English keyboard that has the colon (very important for a butt fucker such as yourself) and the semi-colon. The keys that have < and > at the bottom right are how you can then get the colon and semi-colon.Thanks, I sure like the Colon!
TL
Probably your grandmother. I heard she had the largest collection of German army boots in all of Argentina.The Russians! My grandmother? Very insulting from your part to talk like that no?"Pobre resentido pijita de mani!"
One way to create an ignorant country is to send children to school for very few hours for very few days with a high rate of non-compliance. You want to talk about instant gratification, several Argentinian women have told me that 'la eyaculación precoz' is why Argentinian women prefer foreign men. Other factors mentioned included the stinky uncircumcised dicks, not having jobs, living with la madre until 40 years old, and the tendency to sniff their sisters' bicycle seats.It is true that where you are coming from, men like you are dominated by the bitches there? Is that the reason you went to Argentina to get some pungi! Pungi?
You don't get any there! Don't you? Well. Get another beer and stroke yourself while watching a magazine full of pictures of argies thin girls (the ones that never talked to you Mr. Superman!)
TejanoLibre
10-31-12, 03:31
The Russians! My grandmother? Very insulting from your part to talk like that no?"Pobre resentido pijita de mani!"
Dickhead is upset with you but I am the one that hates Communist Pigs like Che Guevara! The fucking Indios de Mierda no saben lo que seria un pais communista!
Yo no tengo ningun problema con vos, somos argentinos pero los Russos son una Basura, why los Negros de Cabeza Tambien!
TL
The Russians! My grandmother? Very insulting from your part to talk like that no?"Pobre resentido pijita de mani!"E.
Con mi pija de maní voy a acabar en tu ojo hasta que lo pegue a su párpado y a sus cejas mientras el semen gotea por su pera hasta que lo chupe por la boca. Después Ud. va a colocar a este semen y mandarlo a su prima para que ella se use para condimentar al desayuno de tu puta familia, como esparcirlo por doquier a sus panqueques y todo esto.
Unfortunately, if you go in there with your eyes wide open the going rates are about 250 to 300 USD for any given monger, Foreigner that is.
Hippo, has a different or sliding scale for locals and for Touristas, about a hundred pesos per drink diff and who knows how much of a diff to dip your wick.
I know the owner and the general manager and we receive special treatment but it is still the most expensive boliche in town that I know of.
TL$250-300 for any given foreign monger. Not true. For those ignorant of local prices, sure. But instant you let them know you are veteran visitor or live here, that just in case toss out price of $300 goes down sharply with most chicas. Not all, as I've noted on other threads, there's always some that stick to 1500 pesos and won't budge.
Only been once in aug this trip, I prefer Madahos and blacks, but hippo girls were asking 800-1500 after the gringo-check-if-stupid-$300 was put aside. Basically, exactly in line with Madahos and blacks. Eg most in sweet spot of 1000, few but possible especially really late at night for 800, and "elite" niche girls who really won't go lower than 1200 and 1500 tiers.
Different sliding scale for drink prices for tourists vs locals. Not all non locals have to pay tourist prices if you just let them know you know what the rates really are. I believe like any place in Argentina they might try and charge you tourist prices if you let them. Inflation may have changed prices as again I'm more a Madahos and blacks flyer but in aug the price I got which was what locals also paid was 200 cover charge to enter plus guy drink, and 300 for chica drink.
That makes Madahos far as I know highest in chica drink price. With 400 for chica exit drink. Cover is 180 there so not much diff. That makes Madahos the most expensive boliche given similar cover, similar chica prices, but chica drink 400 vs hippo 300
Daddy Rulz
10-31-12, 11:41
Once you load the dual keyboard, and you have clicked on 'ES, ' the tilde is to the right of the 'l' or the key on the English keyboard that has the colon (very important for a butt fucker such as yourself) and the semi-colon. The keys that have < and > at the bottom right are how you can then get the colon and semi-colon.You can access it with the alt key and number pad. DH is typing documents on Spanish so he needs the keyboard, for the occasional user this works fine.
http://www.wikihow.com/Type-Symbols-Using-the-ALT-Key
E.
Con mi pija de maní voy a acabar en tu ojo hasta que lo pegue a su párpado why a sus cejas mientras el semen gotea por su pera hasta que lo chupe por la boca. Después Ud. Va a colocar a este semen why mandarlo a su prima para que ella se use para condimentar al desayuno de tu puta familia, como esparcirlo por doquier a sus panqueques why todo esto.What do you mean? Poor guy! nobody loves him carring that anger with him!
Is being said that educacion is expensive, but without one is even more painful as life goes by. I am sorry for you, but if you go to school...maybe!
Dickhead is upset with you but I am the one that hates Communist Pigs like Che Guevara! The fucking Indios de Mierda no saben lo que seria un pais communista!
Yo no tengo ningun problema con vos, somos argentinos pero los Russos son una Basura, why los Negros de Cabeza Tambien!
TLPorque los rusos son una basura? Tienen como todos sus cosas, pero "una basura?" Mmmmmm!
Y los otros paises? Son que? Santos?
Se que "odias" a los alemanes (tendras tus razones!) , pero yo los quiero porque tengos muchos amigos germanos why manejo un Mercedes Je! Je!
Porque tengo que odiar lo que vos odias? Me pregunto!
TejanoLibre
10-31-12, 17:59
Porque los rusos son una basura? Tienen como todos sus cosas, pero "una basura?" Mmmmmm!
Y los otros paises? Son que? Santos?
Se que "odias" a los alemanes (tendras tus razones!) , pero yo los quiero porque tengos muchos amigos germanos why manejo un Mercedes Je! Je!
Porque tengo que odiar lo que vos odias? Me pregunto!You may have misunderstood me, the Russians or the Communist are what I called trash, ALL Communist! Including Che Guevara and his brainless followers down here in Argentina; all the fucking idiots with Che Guevara shirts, buttons and Tatoos! The Communist were the cause of most of the wars in the 20th century, maybe ALL of the wars.
I love the Germans so you really misunderstood me there, I have a very good friend that is German and I too have had 9 of their cars and have always admired German engineering. Hell, I'd like to take some German language classes.
Have you confused me with one of Dickhead's comments?
Thanks,
TL
You may have misunderstood me, the Russians or the Communist are what I called trash, ALL Communist! Including Che Guevara and his brainless followers down here in Argentina; all the fucking idiots with Che Guevara shirts, buttons and Tatoos! The Communist were the cause of most of the wars in the 20th century, maybe ALL of the wars.
I love the Germans so you really misunderstood me there, I have a very good friend that is German and I too have had 9 of their cars and have always admired German engineering. Hell, I'd like to take some German language classes.
Have you confused me with one of Dickhead's comments?
Thanks,
TLTherefore not all Russians are Communist, not all communists are bad people. My wife was a communist, (Eastern Europe under Soviet occupation) then after the collapse of the USSR, she became socialist / capitalist by choice, but she was "always" a nice person before and after. Her political status did not dictate the type of person she was.
Therefore not all Russians are Communist, not all communists are bad people. My wife was a communist, (Eastern Europe under Soviet occupation) then after the collapse of the USSR, she became socialist /capitalist by choice, but she was "always" a nice person before and after. Her political status did not dictate the type of person she was.
The problem comes when we generalize and "we" (actually the media & governments) are "forcing us" to think, say, act, the way they want in order to control us.
I personally did not acquire an education to let those in power (whoever they may be) to tell me how and what to think. I know who I am; I abide to the laws of the place I live etc; but nobody ever! Ever! will tell me how to think about any country, society, people etc. I like to be a real man. I will not be brain washed!
I love people with "p-e-r-s-o-n-a-l-i-t-y" and not much to those who jump in the band wagon of things.
I have friends from different countries in the world. They are wonderful people and are good to me. If you live in Argentina you know what I mean. How many really "Criollos" do you know? Everyone comes from somewhere else. First, second, third generation.
There is always someone who will tell you what to say, because his or her own insecurity, or miserable existence on this planet. Not me! I know how to choose my friends!
Thank you TL! Cosco? How about....Homy Dupot?
TejanoLibre
10-31-12, 21:09
Therefore not all Russians are Communist, not all communists are bad people. My wife was a communist, (Eastern Europe under Soviet occupation) then after the collapse of the USSR, she became socialist / capitalist by choice, but she was "always" a nice person before and after. Her political status did not dictate the type of person she was.
Therefore not all Russians are Communist, not all communists are bad people. My wife was a communist, (Eastern Europe under Soviet occupation) then after the collapse of the USSR, she became socialist / capitalist by choice, but she was "always" a nice person before and after. Her political status did not dictate the type of person she was.
The problem comes when we generalize and "we" (actually the media & governments) are "forcing us" to think, say, act, the way they want in order to control us.
I personally did not acquire an education to let those in power (whoever they may be) to tell me how and what to think. I know who I am; I abide to the laws of the place I live etc; but nobody ever! Ever! Will tell me how to think about any country, society, people etc. I like to be a real man. I will not be brain washed!
I love people with "p-e-are-s-o-and-a-l-I-t-why" and not much to those who jump in the band wagon of things.
I have friends from different countries in the world. They are wonderful people and are good to me. If you live in Argentina you know what I mean. How many really "Criollos" do you know? Everyone comes from somewhere else. First, second, third generation.
There is always someone who will tell you what to say, because his or her own insecurity, or miserable existence on this planet. Not me! I know how to choose my friends!
Thank you TL! Cosco? How about. Homy Dupot?Your right, not all Russians are Communist but at one time they ALL had to be Rotten Commie Bastards! Now the Russians are Capitalist and damn good at it! Communism sounds good on paper but it never turns out well in practice. Someone has to be the King. Do you mean Home Depot?
TL
Your right, not all Russians are Communist but at one time they ALL had to be Rotten Commie Bastards! Now the Russians are Capitalist and damn good at it! Communism sounds good on paper but it never turns out well in practice. Someone has to be the King. Do you mean Home Depot?
TL
Agree, but also "Old Europe" was mostly ruled by Monarchs, then turned into a social high taxed system (socialism?), and still the good guys in the movie!
I just twisted Home Depot. You know! The personality thing!
By the way! what all this posting have to do with Hippopotamus?
The problem comes when we generalize and "we" (actually the media & governments) are "forcing us" to think, say, act, the way they want in order to control us.
I personally did not acquire an education to let those in power (whoever they may be) to tell me how and what to think. I know who I am; I abide to the laws of the place I live etc; but nobody ever! Ever! Will tell me how to think about any country, society, people etc. I like to be a real man. I will not be brain washed!This may well be the funniest thing I've ever, ever, EVER read on the internet!
And I'm not directing this at you personally Caricoso. You really wouldn't understand, parodoxically!
The rest of you know exactly what I'm talking about!
This may well be the funniest thing I've ever, ever, EVER read on the internet!
And I'm not directing this at you personally Caricoso. You really wouldn't understand, parodoxically!
The rest of you know exactly what I'm talking about!Is Ok Davie, At least I make you laugh!
I will respect your opinion, but to me, the beauty of being alive is to think as an individual without the interference of others.
Having said that, I am also a good team player and I accommodate to the decision of those as a group since there is a common interest, but to have someone telling me who is and who is not the bad guy in the movie. Mmmm! Just let me watch the movie and then we talk!
Silver Star
11-25-12, 03:56
Took some clients to Hippo tonight, the top shelf, drop dead gorgeous chicas quoting minimum $400USD, others $300USD for 2hr sessions. Chica drinks $450AR, Dancer Drink 490AR, $200AR Entrance (I got them in FREE)
Flor no longer there. Club offering 6 to 1 for USD. Very High Girl to Guy ratio, was told club slow due to long holiday weekend. Overall very high chica quality.
TejanoLibre
11-25-12, 04:10
Took some clients to Hippo tonight, the top shelf, drop dead gorgeous chicas quoting minimum $400USD, others $300USD for 2hr sessions. Chica drinks $450AR, Dancer Drink 490AR, $200AR Entrance (I got them in FREE)
Flor no longer there. Club offering 6 to 1 for USD. Very High Girl to Guy ratio, was told club slow due to long holiday weekend. Overall very high chica quality.The $400. 00 and $300. 00 DOLLAR Chicas are the "FLOOR" girls, the "Dancers" start at $700. 00 Dollars if they fuck, if you DON"T know the manager it will cost you a "Dancer's" drink just to hear her say that she ONLY dances! Horse Shit! We always get in free and are placed on the dance floor in the VIP Sections, if one of the Boys likes a "Dancer" I just ask Agosto if the girl fucks or just dances and he always tells me the truth. He is the General Manager and Daniel is the owner; Daniel started off selling bananas on the street, now he sells about 18 40 ft. Containers full of bananas per day and he's a kid!
TL.
Thanks for your update, I guess I can call Flor (Fiorella) tomorrow and see what she's up to.
I may send her over to Jax as a peace offering! F. O. C!
The $400. 00 and $300. 00 DOLLAR Chicas are the "FLOOR" girls, the "Dancers" start at $700. 00 Dollars if they fuck, if you DON"T know the manager it will cost you a "Dancer's" drink just to hear her say that she ONLY dances! Horse Shit! We always get in free and are placed on the dance floor in the VIP Sections, if one of the Boys likes a "Dancer" I just ask Agosto if the girl fucks or just dances and he always tells me the truth. He is the General Manager and Daniel is the owner; Daniel started off selling bananas on the street, now he sells about 18 40 ft. Containers full of bananas per day and he's a kid!
TL.
Thanks for your update, I guess I can call Flor (Fiorella) tomorrow and see what she's up to.
I may send her over to Jax as a peace offering! F. O. C!Are you still in denial dude. You turned a 400 peso privado girl into a GPS poster child. You want to call her? What kind of nonsense is this? I really love your photos of post 6 years ago chicas like mylu and Veronica like you know where they are today? Good luck with that! Where are your new posts about your new harem? Things slow at the bus station these days? Inquiring minds want to know! Happy mongering all. Toymann.
Ps. You are still banned from the AP house dude. No peace offering will change that! LOL!
TejanoLibre
11-25-12, 05:30
Are you still in denial dude. You turned a 400 peso privado girl into a GPS poster child. You want to call her? What kind of nonsense is this? I really love your photos of post 6 years ago chicas like mylu and Veronica like you know where they are today? Good luck with that! Where are your new posts about your new harem? Things slow at the bus station these days? Inquiring minds want to know! Happy mongering all. Toymann.
Ps. You are still banned from the AP house dude. No peace offering will change that! LOL!You again huh? Thought you got the message that NOBODY fucking wants to read or hear your bullshit! Who is Mylu? Some guy was looking for Veronica so I posted a picture to make sure it was the same Hooker, nothing else. It's like this Moron, I recommend the Chicas that you can afford and I keep the best ones to myself. Flor was Gysell's number 1 girl at $100. 00 dollars and EVERYONE was more than happy to pay that, after she left I presented her and she became a $200 dollar hooker, not my fault. Then she went crazy and became a $700. 00 dollar HOOKER, not my fault, it is the Fault of the IDIOTS that over pay!
Why don't you share some puta every once in a while?
Dick!
TL, would have been better than OBAMA!
SnakeOilSales
11-25-12, 06:21
Took some clients to Hippo tonight, the top shelf, drop dead gorgeous chicas quoting minimum $400USD, others $300USD for 2hr sessions. Chica drinks $450AR, Dancer Drink 490AR, $200AR Entrance (I got them in FREE)
Flor no longer there. Club offering 6 to 1 for USD. Very High Girl to Guy ratio, was told club slow due to long holiday weekend. Overall very high chica quality.$400 USD for the girl plus $100 USD for the obligatory drink = $500 USD to get laid with a gorgeous girl at the "best" place in Buenos Aires. When prices approach this level you know an economic train wreck is right around the corner. December 15th is the day of reckoning.
Silver Star
11-25-12, 11:15
The $400. 00 and $300. 00 DOLLAR Chicas are the "FLOOR" girls, the "Dancers" start at $700. 00 Dollars if they fuck, if you DON"T know the manager it will cost you a "Dancer's" drink just to hear her say that she ONLY dances! Horse Shit! We always get in free and are placed on the dance floor in the VIP Sections, if one of the Boys likes a "Dancer" I just ask Agosto if the girl fucks or just dances and he always tells me the truth. He is the General Manager and Daniel is the owner; Daniel started off selling bananas on the street, now he sells about 18 40 ft. Containers full of bananas per day and he's a kid!
TL.
Thanks for your update, I guess I can call Flor (Fiorella) tomorrow and see what she's up to.
I may send her over to Jax as a peace offering! F. O. C!We sat right by the Dance floor, did not know was VIP. The 2nd rate chicas were aggressive and all over my guests.
I brought over the top shelf chica (smokin hot) and she would not budge on 400USD
So she walked away. Client sellted on a class 2 chica for TLN
Not sure price
Silver Star
11-25-12, 12:23
We sat right by the Dance floor, did not know was VIP. The 2nd rate chicas were aggressive and all over my guests.
I brought over the top shelf chica (smokin hot) and she would not budge on 400USD
So she walked away. Client sellted on a class 2 chica for TLN
Not sure priceTook them to AEP and got report on the TLN was satisfied with the TLN, was $200USD. 35yr chica, no kids, good shape, friendly, English spoken. Seems reasonable for Hippo?
$400 USD for the girl plus $100 USD for the obligatory drink = $500 USD to get laid with a gorgeous girl at the "best" place in Buenos Aires. When prices approach this level you know an economic train wreck is right around the corner. December 15th is the day of reckoning.That is more expensive than South Florida, and you avoid the long airplane ride as well as the language problem. I thought mongers went to BA because it was cheap by USA standards? One does not have to be the price police to know that $500 dollars is too high.
Tres3
TL, would have been better than OBAMA!Mylu is the other girl in the photo with you and Vero that you posted. You mean you don't even know the name of girls you tell everyone you are so close with. Lovedrop for you was mylu for me. Mylu is the argie playful name for her real name dude. I thought you were versed in all the subtle spanish lingo shortforms? Monger on TL. Just an FYI. Monger on All. Toymann
TejanoLibre
11-25-12, 16:23
Mylu is the other girl in the photo with you and Vero that you posted. You mean you don't even know the name of girls you tell everyone you are so close with. Lovedrop for you was mylu for me. Mylu is the argie playful name for her real name dude. I thought you were versed in all the subtle spanish lingo shortforms? Monger on TL. Just an FYI. Monger on All. Toymann
I don't know ANY Spanish Slang but I am in contact with M, quite a bit. Veronica I have not seen in a long time but I do talk to Flor and I DID give her to Jackson the first night he met her.
Thanks,
TL
Member #3320
11-25-12, 17:12
I DID give her to Jackson the first night he met her.
TLWhat do you mean by "Give". Please elaborate on the word "give".
TejanoLibre
11-25-12, 17:49
What do you mean by "Give". Please elaborate on the word "give".I specifically instructed her to have sex with Jackson (although she would have anyway) because he was obviously attracted to her and to avoid Toymann because he was attracted to her too, It was her decision; in fact I did NOT give her to anyone, I'm sure she was payed. If I had that ability, to "give" someone a Chica I would not hesitate. It was basically a third person "Cock Block" as a joke. I had never seen either of the 2 so tuned in to a girl at that point. I brought her over to the AP house as a dinner guest like I usually do. No girls allowed during dinner now.
"Dinner with a Chica" should be considered for some other night somewhere, maybe 4 guys and 4 girls or 6 and 6 like I use to do at the Resto. Bar on Sundays behind closed doors.
That was Fun!
TL
I specifically instructed her to have sex with Jackson (although she would have anyway) because he was obviously attracted to her and to avoid Toymann because he was attracted to her too,
TLWTF! Nasty bolt-on's and blonde hair? Yeah, that's totally my gig dude. I only met her once and sat beside her at dinner. Made some simple conversation and was quite amused that she told me she was getting liposuction the next day. Lipo at 19 years old! Too funny. Doesn't mean she wasn't el Jeffe's style but absolutely NOT my configuration in the least. If you knew me in the slightest you would never make up such a goofy story. The fellas that know me on the board must be pissing themselves laughing at your suggestion regarding any interest I would have had with your past pimped out blonde puta! Enough said TL, as usual you are totally out to lunch and STILL banned from the AP house. Monger on all. Toymann
TejanoLibre
11-25-12, 18:21
WTF! Nasty bolt-on's and blonde hair? Yeah, that's totally my gig dude. I only met her once and sat beside her at dinner. Made some simple conversation and was quite amused that she told me she was getting liposuction the next day. Lipo at 19 years old! Too funny. Doesn't mean she wasn't el Jeffe's style but absolutely NOT my configuration in the least. If you knew me in the slightest you would never make up such a goofy story. The fellas that know me on the board must be pissing themselves laughing at your suggestion regarding any interest I would have had with your past pimped out blonde puta! Enough said TL, as usual you are totally out to lunch and STILL banned from the AP house. Monger on all. ToymannYou looked very interested and from what I remember she told me that you wanted her to leave with you after dinner, that is when I said that Jackson had first choice and that is exactly what happened. And yes, she did NOT need the liposuction. It's funny to talk about this girl under the Hippo Thread because as you walk up the stairs at Hippo there is a HUGE Picture of Flor on the wall.
TL.
P. S. Same thing with Jimena, I told her not to do a 3-way with you and your number one puta.
Member #3320
11-25-12, 18:58
and to avoid Toymann because he was attracted to her too.
TL@Toymann, Sorry to hear that mate. But after knowing you for so many years, I am a little shocked to know that you were interested in one of Tl's chicas!
@Toymann, Sorry to hear that mate. But after knowing you for so many years, I am a little shocked to know that you were interested in one of Tl's chicas!As you are very aware my friend, many things exist in Ramiro's mind that exist no where else! It's certainly entertaining to listen to his drugged out banter though. No worries about the ol'toymann ever going anywhere near a TL Chica, in the past or in the future. I only ever went to his old resto once years ago but the creepy crawly's that adorned this fine establishment were all I could take and I left without finishing my meal. LOL. See ya in the new year. Monger on dude. Toymann
Member #3320
11-25-12, 19:45
As you are very aware my friend, many things exist in Ramiro's mind that exist no where else!I was absolutely flabbergasted and appalled to hear the allegation from TL. Thanks for clearing up the doubt.
That is more expensive than South Florida, and you avoid the long airplane ride as well as the language problem. I thought mongers went to BA because it was cheap by USA standards? One does not have to be the price police to know that $500 dollars is too high.
Tres3Definitely much higher price tier than standard internet incall / outcall indies, and way higher than privados. But $500 is quite a bit of rounding up. Silverstar originally posted a range;
Took some clients to Hippo tonight, the top shelf, drop dead gorgeous chicas quoting minimum $400USD, others $300USD for 2hr sessions. Chica drinks $450AR, Dancer Drink 490AR, $200AR Entrance (I got them in FREE)
Flor no longer there. Club offering 6 to 1 for USD. Very High Girl to Guy ratio, was told club slow due to long holiday weekend. Overall very high chica quality.He said no entrance fee, so call it $75 USD for the 450p chica drink, and $300 USD for 2hr+ session with non-dancer but what he rated as overall high chica quality.
$375 is high for bsas, no doubt about it. But rounding that to $500 is the same thing as rounding down to $250 which wouldn't be high at all for a club all-in night.
Unless you go out with the house pigs, a reasonable hippo, madaho, blacks girl is going to equal a Miami / major metro latina or euro look chica at least roughly. At $375 that's about what an hour or max two hours in USA major metros for similar chicas would cost. So call it even.
So goes back to means and motivation. If you're coming to bsas for cheap sex, club gals like this obviously won't be that monger's thing nor be good value for him. Never been but as I understand it if price vs back home is the major consideration, countries like Thailand would likely be far better to stretch the dollar. If you're coming to bsas for variety and different culture, attitude, session style - while at least not being more expensive than wherever you are coming from, even bsas club chicas are a relative bargain.
Member #3320
11-25-12, 23:30
If you're coming to bsas for cheap sex, club gals like this obviously won't be that monger's thing nor be good value for him. Never been but as I understand it if price vs back home is the major consideration, countries like Thailand would likely be far better to stretch the dollar
Partly true. I think one can have pretty good sex in BA for 100 us$ or less. Most of the girls are as good looking as the club girls. The club girls just look more alluring in the sexy dresses and make-up and the atmosphere of the club.
Secondly, their are many destinations in South America where good looking girls can be had for 100 us$ or less including clubs especially if you monger in smaller cities.
Thailand. At least 75 USD for a TLN with a good looking girl. However, the the good there is that if you take those girls for many days, the overall costs reduces.
I really like the senior monger's post the other day, where he said anything is avbl in BA from 20 pesos to 500 us$ to 100, 000 pesos. Just what floats yr boat. I personally think, their is something for every kind of monger in BA, IMHO. You just have to spread your legs as much is the size of yr bed-sheet!
Hahahahaha and then you have girls that used to work at, say, Cielo Private and EsmeraldaVIP, now working at Hippo and stupid shits paying them 1200+ pesos, hahahahahaha
Hahahahaha and then you have girls that used to work at, say, Cielo Private and EsmeraldaVIP, now working at Hippo and stupid shits paying them 1200+ pesos, hahahahahahaExactly. It's always been like that here. I remember a girl from Black that couldn't work there on Mondays and Tuesdays because her boyfriend would be there or some shit like that which I don't remember exactly. On the days she couldn't go to Black she'd work at J&B (corner of French and Uriburu). At Black she wouldn't go out for less than 200 pesos and from J&B you could get her for 50 pesos. And I can tell you many stories like that if my memory served me well. .
That is why I tell everyone, pop your head into all the triangle clubs when you are there. You never know what you'll find. Often the girls fight or argue with the owners in one club or have to hide for a while from a client and have to find work wherever they can.
Hahahahaha and then you have girls that used to work at, say, Cielo Private and EsmeraldaVIP, now working at Hippo and stupid shits paying them 1200+ pesos, hahahahahahaWe agree on most everything but this one sounds really lame SS.
IF the example girl you refer to used to work at Cielo, then also went to work at Hippo but still working both places. Sure, why pay her 1200 and be "stupid shits" for paying that rate when you can see her at Cielo. Like Aqualungs example below where some Blacks girl still works there but every now and then moonlights somewhere else. That's a reasonable scenario - get her for less when you can.
But obviously in the scenario you just described where she actually moved out, she's no longer still at Cielo, and is now a relocated piece of supply at Hippo. Whether you think she's worth the extra price because her location changed but her pussy didn't is irrelevant. The material fact is she's no longer available for Cielo price at Cielo, you'll have to pony up the Hippo fee if you want to see her.
You can say there's chicks similar to or like here still at Cielo, so why pay new-Hippo chica at Hippo prices when you can get almost like her still at Cielo, and that's fine. But if you start that logic train, then by same reasoning, people would be "stupid shits" for going to Cielo when a girl like her is at privado X charging 40 to 50% less.
Then continuing down that wagon trail, like Aqualung posted, surely there's some shit hole 50p privado somewhere where you can almost get a girl like the regular privado girl, or maybe Gozanos girl used to be at that shit hole privado so everyone going to Gozanos is also "stupid shits" instead of just searching out and hunting for the rare gem at the shit hole privados.
Once you start the "stupid shits" rock throwing because monger X pays a rate above what you think is fair rate, there's no end to that pandora's box because surely somewhere there is some Bush women in Africa for 6 pesos equivalent who will rock some monger's world and now we're all "stupid shits" for not banging Bush women for cheap
because surely somewhere there is some Bush women in Africa for 6 pesos equivalent who will rock some monger's world and now we're all "stupid shits" for not banging Bush women for cheapOh man, I feel like such a stupid shit for paying hundreds of pesos in BA when I could get it for 6 pesos in Africa!
As has been said a gazillion times before, you pay more at the clubs like Hippo for the entire club experience, including capping off the night with the chica of your choice.
We agree on most everything but this one sounds really lame SS.
Then continuing down that wagon trail, like Aqualung posted, surely there's some shit hole 50p privado somewhere where you can almost get a girl like the regular privado girl, or maybe Gozanos girl used to be at that shit hole privado so everyone going to Gozanos is also "stupid shits" instead of just searching out and hunting for the rare gem at the shit hole privados.The $200 at Black and $50 at J&B reference was quite a few years ago. Of course you can't get anyone for those prices today either at Black or at, say, Hook or Catto's. What I was pointing out was a difference of almost 4 times for the same girl from one club or from another.
To search around for a gem in one of the triangle clubs means having enough time and not really caring about going home alone that night if nothing turns up. If you are on a tight schedule then it makes sense to go to Black, Madahos or Hip where you are quite certain of finding what you are looking for. I live here and I would be an idiot to pay any girl Black prices but many of my friends come here for one or two nights. Of course they are going to pay top price for what the look for. They can't afford not to!
I dislike price policeing as there are too many factors to keep in account when considering what is a correct price and what isn't.
Daddy Rulz
11-27-12, 01:30
I dislike price policeing as there are too many factors to keep in account when considering what is a correct price and what isn't.I could not agree more. What I pay is my business, what I do with my dick is my business. The only objection I ever raise is when people who read the forum do things like pay Black prices at the Triangle.
We walked over to Hippo and were waived inside without having to pay. Near 2am the place was two thirds full, more chicas than guys. Bought a 150 pesos drink and surveyed the scene. Lucas soon latches on to probably the hottest regular chica there, and they eventually go out. Long story short, I stay about 2 hours, chat up several chicas, and probably had half the chicas there trying to get my attention at one point or another. Plenty of opportunity, but only a few I was interested in. One good looking chica started 1200 pesos, then came down to 1000 then 800 all on her own. Was tempted but I sprung for a chica drink with another hot one named Eli. She was new about 1 week, brunette, 22 years old, super attractive face, full natural C cup, revealed slightly by her yellow fishnet top. Tan, healthy glow, great smile, a solid 9. Has another job as a dancer in a regular boliche. Way out of my league, could not close a deal with her. Came down from 1500 to 1200 pesos, first wanted another drink to stay more than 1 hour then relented to 1.5 hours, refused to do 2 rounds just 1. At that point I cut off the conversation and say mucho gusto, she takes off. Had some satisfaction turning Eli away, giving her the message not everyone will buy what she's selling.More about last Saturday's visit to Hippo. Picking up the story from where Esten left off in his blog, I hadn't been in the club long when I spotted a very sexy looking girl, jet black hair, short tight white skirt, curves in all the right places, hot b*tch look. Had a quick word as she passed by, just so she knew I had spotted her. Saw nothing else in the club that came anywhere near this one. Later on, as Esten and I were talking at the bar, she came over and stood a few paces away, making strong eye contact and giving me the come-on with her body moves. Couldn't resist and she soon had me sitting down with her in the quiet far corner of the club.
Chica drink was 400 pesos. Up close, no kissing but she soon had her tits out and a fine pair they were. My opening offer was pitched low, she came back high. Interestingly she offered 200 pesos less to go to the transitorio although I told her that my place was only a short taxi ride away. Maybe that was a warning sign. I opted for my place as the 150 pesos for the Guaruja telo room would only have saved me 50. Price still seemed high so we got onto to talking time and I heard her say she'd do one hour and a half. Chica drink was soon drained – she asked if I was ready to go but I declined, saying I wanted some more time to chat. She'd worked at La Lopez club and then on the internet when that place closed down. When asked, said no to a second drink and we left sometime before 3am. Usually I try to make it past that point but the little head was ruling the big head by now.
We turned left out of the club and caught a metered taxi at the end of the block, and within 5 – 7 minutes we were in my apartment. We both freshened up, things started well enough, not much GFE but a pro who knew what she was doing. Vigorous CBJ on the bed, would have made me come straight off but asked her to stop as I wanted to start slowly and build up. Anyway, things were going fine until I heard a strange beep noise in the room about 40 minutes in. Just ignored it, chica said nothing. Then a second beep about 5 mins later. At this point I broke off and said, what the hell's that. Chica says 'tiempo' (she must have set up a time signal on her phone, probably in the taxi coming over). Up she gets, tells me I've taken too long on the foreplay and gets up to dress. 'I have to go, they're waiting for me', she says. Not even the usual 'dame tu lechita' warning to give me time for a quick finish. I remind her that she'd quoted an hour an a half, she says 'no, you didn't buy a second drink, it was an hour'. Conversation is going nowhere so I let her go. She'd taken the money I left on the table so I'm left high and dry. More shocked than angry. Only myself to blame as I'd broken so many of my own mongering rules because I wanted that particular girl. Should have summarised the deal when leaving the club, to have avoided any potential for misunderstanding.
Later I went out again and checked out the Saturday late scene at Loreto club where I know a couple of the girls and there's a nice looking dancer. Didn't take anyone out but had fun talking to the chicas, even the fugglies. Felt a whole lot better after that.
The following night, Esten and I were back in Hippo. Same chica was working the floor. Clocked her at 58 minutes from leaving the club with a guy, to returning ready for the next one. Before leaving the club, I asked the bar staff how long a girl was allowed to stay out if a guy bought her a single 400 peso chica drink before 3am. 'Hour and a half' was the answer. That includes the taxi time to and from your place. They also told me that there's a chica drink costing 590 pesos which allows an unlimited time period. However, it's up to the chica to decide how much time she's going to let you have within those limits.
Had it been clear that I was only going to get an hour, I probably could have had a pretty fair outing with the Hippo girl – she was certainly hot enough, great body and a pro. Had a half hour session recently in another place, that went very well because I knew exactly how much time I had to work with. Advice here with these Hippo girls is to make sure you negotiate and confirm exactly how much time they are giving you, agree beforehand what you're going to get, and don't pay up until you've received what you wanted.
Chica says 'tiempo' (she must have set up a time signal on her phone, probably in the taxi coming over). Up she gets, tells me I've taken too long on the foreplay and gets up to dress. 'I have to go, they're waiting for me', she says. Not even the usual 'dame tu lechita' warning to give me time for a quick finish.In my book that is unconscionable, you are paying big bucks and the chica doesn't even have the courtesy to let you know you've got a few minutes left to finish. She just gets up and that's it.
Personally I think you should post her name and the country she is from, so everyone can avoid her. But that's up to you !
Glad you were able to shake that off and feel better chatting with the chicas at Loreto later that night.
In my book that is unconscionable, you are paying big bucks and the chica doesn't even have the courtesy to let you know you've got a few minutes left to finish. She just gets up and that's it.
Personally I think you should post her name and the country she is from, so everyone can avoid her. But that's up to you!Agreed. Was going to name her, but something happened a few days later in another city that made me want to think it over. Story as follows. About two years ago, I had written a very detailed report about a chica in a blog which I posted on this board. Nearly all of it was saying good things about her. A year later, I had repeated with her and that went very well, although I didn't post. Returning to the same club on this tour, spotted her again but immediately clocked that something was wrong. Anyway, chica approaches me when I'm on my own in a quiet spot and tells me in perfect English, 'I'm so angry with you. I read your blog. You told everything. I didn't like that at all. I can't believe you did that. ' Then she walked away. No scene. She handled it in a classy way. And it's true, when I looked back at the old post there was too much personal detail. It's easy to forget that this isn't a members forum, it's a public web site that the chicas, their friends and family, their chulos, the club owners, law enforcement agents, anyone out there can pull up easily in a search engine and read. Not to mention the chica grapevine where everything you do is going to get passed around the other girls in a club. Just like giving a chica your email address, with kiss and tell it would seem that what goes around can come back around. Call me Mr Sensitive, but that incident troubled me a lot more than the bad outing with the Hippopotamus chick. Anyone else had a similar experience?
Anyhow, that's no reason for covering up bad service on those few occasions when it happens. Bringing this back on topic, Carol from Uruguay was the chica who works strictly to the hour when others give you 90 minutes for the one drink, and didn't give me the hurry up warning. Thinking back, I should have played that outing differently. I reckon she would have f*cked my brains out in 15 minutes if I'd have let her. She was certainly fun while it lasted. She has the moves, the vibe and the smile and the other chicas seem to like her. So for me this one is a 'treat with caution' rather than an out an out avoid.
I've had good experiences in Hippo in the past, although it didn't quite work for me this trip. Wednesday is a good night to visit. Lots of hot dancers, some of them are friendly and will lap dance for you in their sexy bikinis for a very small tip. Puts you in a good mood before moving on elsewhere. Early in the week and at weekends it was pretty quiet. I'm less convinced about the chicas working the floor. For me Madahos is a better hunting ground for chica outings, for very similar outlay.
There you are Lucas, with another 20 chicas under your belt, no doubt.
Yep, this is a public forum and searchable by Google, so you need to apply some care what you post. Awhile back I weighed the pros and cons of posting reviews here, but it's the only board with decent info on Argentina and I concluded the pros outweighed the cons. But I think about the details I post. This is the only public board I do so, I have never and likely never will post on Jackson's other public board, there are other private boards for other places. In fact Jackson's boards appear to be the exception, most monger boards I've seen require a username and password to access reviews. I wish Jackson would take AP private.
When it comes to a bad experience though, there should be little reason not to post the information. It is a marketplace afterall, with buyers and sellers. Glad you shared the info on Carol from Uruguay.
Agreed on Madahos, I found it the best of the Recoleta clubs.
Yep, this is a public forum and searchable by Google, so you need to apply some care what you post. Awhile back I weighed the pros and cons of posting reviews here, but it's the only board with decent info on Argentina and I concluded the pros outweighed the cons. But I think about the details I post. This is the only public board I do so, I have never and likely never will post on Jackson's other public board, there are other private boards for other places. In fact Jackson's boards appear to be the exception, most monger boards I've seen require a username and password to access reviews. I wish Jackson would take AP private.Should rename it ArgentinaPublic? Having said that, I never would have found the site if it hadn't fetched up at random in a Google search on some other non P4P subject, and I might not have bothered to join up if I hadn't seen at least part of what it had to offer. I don't post on other sites and doubt if I ever will, at least until I've got more time on my hands. It was the quality of what I found on AP back then that made me want to be a part of it.
A half way house would be to make the areas such as the Visitor Information public, and keep the core mongering forums and the search functionality private. Like some chicas' pay to view websites where you get a free preview of what's on offer. People would still be able to see what AP was about and members could post without being totally exposed in the public domain. Ok, I guess there's the revenue the site gets from advertising to consider. But you have to wonder why so few new members post these days. Is it because the information's all there already and they just can't be bothered? Or because AP's become like a social club and they're worried about getting flamed? Or are they worried that with more and more people becoming IT literate, owning computers and using the net, anyone out there can read the stuff they post and trace it back to them?
Clearly there's nothing to stop anybody signing up with a user name and no doubt the boliche chicas and top end escorts who've studied English are doing this. But that takes a conscious effort rather than just Googling on a venue name and seeing what pops out.
Not unhappy with the situation – everyone makes their own decision about what they do or don't post. You make your bed and then you have to lie in it. I'm more careful now about what I post, compose it offline and usually wait 48 hours before I commit. It did get me thinking though. No problem about naming chicas who are rip-offs or provide bad service but it might make me hold back on any who were good people or who I had thoughts of repeating with.
Member #3320
12-23-12, 20:40
I wish Jackson would take AP private.I agree. I suggest a membership fees of 1 us$ a year, just to keep the general public from viewing the forum.
Went in at late am yesterday, Saturday night. Forgot exact time but was after Madahos and before Blacks at close to 4am. So prob bit after 3:30am'ish.
Forgot entry, handed 200p and got some change back but didn't count.
Hippos had most amount of chicas working from all the clubs I hit this sat night (Cattos, Hook, Madahos, Hippo, and Blacks, in that order) 15 or so chicas roughly.
Only two I thought was worth propositioning, call them solid 8s. Opening bid from both was 1500, I didn't get chance offer first. They threw that out right at beginning of convo. One claimed TLN for that but never got around to defining what amount of time that meant as both had immediate deal killers of no BBBJ, which was only requirement I have.
Other immediately lowered to 1200 for couple hours but no BBBJ killed deal from my end. She lowered again to 1000 but politely told her cost wasn't issue at that point, just her no list.
Hippos is least frequented club I've been in this trip since aug 2012, so will go back more on normal weekdays and at prime hours midnight to 1am to check what norms are during those days / hours.
I'd summarize that for now, in Jan on a sat night, clubs are pretty dead option.
TejanoLibre
01-20-13, 18:06
I must have just missed you last night!
A couple of us met up at Newport around 12:30am and walked over to Hippo at 1am, walked right in and sat next to the dance floor directly under the dancers on their stands.
Must have been around 25 dancers and at least 25 hookers, talked to a few that actually spoke very acceptable English, I was surprised. The waiter is a guy from BA that lived in Miami so his English is very good.
His name is Juan, just walk in and ask for Juan the waiter and you can avoid the 200p cover charge, get V. I. P service and he will honestly tell you if the dancer that you like will actually go home with you or not. Great guy, great service.
Tranny Alert! There is a blonde haired, nip and tucked full-on Sicko dancing and fucking clients! We were amazed by it's man made body but something told me that the face just was'nt right! Anyway, Juan told us the truth that it was a Dude!
We were there until about 3am and then we went to Catto's and Hook but there were very few girls in Hook or Catto's. Not even worth the price of admission. The door men even told us that there were very few girls inside.
Finished with a drink at Excedra around 4am and there were 2 or 3 hookers hanging around so it seems like the new "X" is hooker friendly after all.
Funny that we went to Newport, Hippo, Hook and Catto's and did not run into any of the other Boys!
TL.
We went opposite directions from your estimated times.
AP monger wingman and I started at triangle at 2am, then I finished up solo at Recoleta clubs 4am'ish.
Sounds like you started at Hippo / Recoleta, then finished up in triangle.
By time I got to Hippo 3:30am'ish, was only 15 chicas or so left.
FrankAndStein
03-23-13, 20:46
I refused to pay 250 p so the guy went down to 150, I went in, really liked the set up, love the bar with the girls dancing right there, a lot of my types dancing, but a lot less of my types walking around.
Ended up chatting to a cubana who asked for maybe 1200 at first? I said no chance, and we talked and I told her I'll pay 1200 total with bar fine, so when the waiter said 400 for the drink, I said to her, so 800 for you right? And she said yes no problem. And she stuck to the deal, hour and a half at my apt, good time, but 1200 is way too much, plus I paid 150 cover so 1350 total, that s crazy.
The dancers are very hot though (some of them) but no way in hell would I pay 400 p to talk to a girl who might not even leave with me, are they nuts? Does anyone actually pay that? Why?
So hippo is to go to when you just want a drink and to watch. I'll pay 150 to get in, no more, and I'll just watch the dancers. If I want to take a girl out I'll go to Newport and hope I can find a gem.
Went back another time and talked to 3 or 4 girls, most started at 1200, but very quickly went to 800 when I said no thanks. I didn't take any of them out though. Anyone paying 1200 plus drinks and cover is getting screwed more than once. I'm boycotting the place until they get more reasonable, or until the peso hits 20 to 1, then the prices might make sense.
TejanoLibre
03-23-13, 21:17
I refused to pay 250 p so the guy went down to 150, I went in, really liked the set up, love the bar with the girls dancing right there, a lot of my types dancing, but a lot less of my types walking around.
Ended up chatting to a cubana who asked for maybe 1200 at first? I said no chance, and we talked and I told her I'll pay 1200 total with bar fine, so when the waiter said 400 for the drink, I said to her, so 800 for you right? And she said yes no problem. And she stuck to the deal, hour and a half at my apt, good time, but 1200 is way too much, plus I paid 150 cover so 1350 total, that s crazy.
The dancers are very hot though (some of them) but no way in hell would I pay 400 p to talk to a girl who might not even leave with me, are they nuts? Does anyone actually pay that? Why?
So hippo is to go to when you just want a drink and to watch. I'll pay 150 to get in, no more, and I'll just watch the dancers. If I want to take a girl out I'll go to Newport and hope I can find a gem.
Went back another time and talked to 3 or 4 girls, most started at 1200, but very quickly went to 800 when I said no thanks. I didn't take any of them out though. Anyone paying 1200 plus drinks and cover is getting screwed more than once. I'm boycotting the place until they get more reasonable, or until the peso hits 20 to 1, then the prices might make sense.Dancer's Drinks Start At $700.00 ! What a JOKE!
700 p to find out that the girl does NOT go out or that she will but only for 5000 p!
I just ask the manager and he will tell me who does and who does not go out.
TL.
FrankAndStein
03-23-13, 21:29
Wow, I thought 400 was a lot.
I guess some people have pesos they know are going to be worth a lot less soon, so they are wasting them.
And of course I think everyone knows by now, if a girl tries to give you a USD price, make sure you tell her you have pesos, and the results will be much, much better.
The girls I have been finding at Newport have been better than the girls walking around at Hippo, at less than half the price. Too bad, since I do love to watch those dancers at Hippo, a lot nicer place to hang out.
I asked one girl how the dancers ever made any money, since I never saw anyone buy even one of them a drink, and she said they get a flat fee for dancing. I guess that's really what you are paying for when you pay that cover charge.
And she stuck to the deal, hour and a half at my apt Was it really 1.5 hours in your apartment, or perhaps 1 h or 1 h10 min? Because apparently there's a rule, if you only buy a 400 peso drink, the chica must return to the club within 1.5 hours total (including travel time)(unless it's really late and the chica doesn't have to return).
FrankAndStein
03-24-13, 16:14
Was it really 1.5 hours in your apartment, or perhaps 1 h or 1 h10 min? Because apparently there's a rule, if you only buy a 400 peso drink, the chica must return to the club within 1.5 hours total (including travel time)(unless it's really late and the chica doesn't have to return).I really lose track after 5 or 6 drinks. I just mean to say it wasn't rushed, she didn't ask for any more $ pretty much hassle free. Turns out she lives a block from me, so I thought she was going home to her apt after, but who knows. Name was Sheyla, pretty good fun, but not nearly as good as the paraguaya so I haven't called her again.
That's one thing you could say about Hippo though, if you do somehow find a really good one, might be worth it to spend the extra 400 p the first time, then get her number and bypass the whole club scene from then on. I just haven't seen any girls in Hippo that are better or even as good as the top 4 or 5 I have taken from NP.
I really lose track after 5 or 6 drinks. I just mean to say it wasn't rushed, she didn't ask for any more $ pretty much hassle free. Turns out she lives a block from me, so I thought she was going home to her apt after, but who knows. Name was Sheyla, pretty good fun, but not nearly as good as the paraguaya so I haven't called her again.
That's one thing you could say about Hippo though, if you do somehow find a really good one, might be worth it to spend the extra 400 p the first time, then get her number and bypass the whole club scene from then on. I just haven't seen any girls in Hippo that are better or even as good as the top 4 or 5 I have taken from NP.Found this footage on YouTube. Not the greatest looking chicas, but the spirit (s) seems good. http://youtu.be/prh-yz9UCp0.
Never been, but seems like a fun place.
Found this footage on YouTube. Not the greatest looking chicas, but the spirit (s) seems good.http://youtu.be/prh-yz9UCp0.
Never been, but seems like a fun place.Sorry, that was Milion, Hippo link is http://youtu.be/RO2w85__SkU.
TejanoLibre
03-31-13, 14:58
Sorry, that was Milion, Hippo link is http://youtu.be/RO2w85__SkU.This is NOT Hippo.
Maybe Killkenny or some other pub in BA.
It's a regular bar not a Chica Bar for sure.
TL.
TejanoLibre
04-10-13, 07:13
Clothed Dancers at Hippo Last Night:
All the girls at Hippo, dancers and hookers alike were all wearing clothes last night although they were "Daisy Dukes." Not bad but not quite the same thing as the dental floss. The manager told me that the measure was just in case the inspectors popped in. He also told me that a lot of the girls from Madahos and Black had tried to switch over to Hippo but that they were only hiring a handful of the applicants.
He fully expects Madahos to reopen after a lot of paperwork and somebody else told me that Black has already reopened. Not sure.
Catto's was full of Dominicans and Hook was about half Dominican but lively.
Florencia and her sister from Mendoza are now working at Hook for the guys that like 5 ft .10 in. Student / model types. Florencia is a very hot girl. A beast! PM me if you want her number.
Earlier hung out at Excedra with about 6 of the boys and one of the girls from the board. The very pretty and English speaking Pamelita Hot from Venezuela.
Have Fun,
TL.
Gauntlet77
04-11-13, 14:56
Latest prices: (pesos).
Customer drinks start at $300.
Floor girls drinks are $400.
Dancer drinks are $800.
Inflationary pressure is building throughout the economy. Food prices are temporarily moderated by government intervention.
BTW some of the new talent is stunning.
Daddy Rulz
04-11-13, 15:08
Latest prices: (pesos).
Customer drinks start at $300.
Floor girls drinks are $400.
Dancer drinks are $800.
Inflationary pressure is building throughout the economy. Food prices are temporarily moderated by government intervention.
BTW some of the new talent is stunning.Did you really say Dancer Drinks are 800 fucking pesos! As Stranger is won't to say, "Holy Fucking Shit Man!
Latest prices: (pesos).
Customer drinks start at $300.
Floor girls drinks are $400.
Dancer drinks are $800.
Inflationary pressure is building throughout the economy. Food prices are temporarily moderated by government intervention.
BTW some of the new talent is stunning."A fool and his money are soon parted".
TejanoLibre
04-11-13, 17:04
Latest prices: (pesos).
Customer drinks start at $300.
Floor girls drinks are $400.
Dancer drinks are $800.
Inflationary pressure is building throughout the economy. Food prices are temporarily moderated by government intervention.
BTW some of the new talent is stunning.Do you Boys remember the guy from this board that walked in to Hippo one night and ordered a "round for the house" like we do in the states?
He was quite surprised when he received the bill so he asked to speak to the manager!
The manager gave him a "free" drink so he returned the following night!
Said it was Only about $5800.00 when it was 2.7 to 1 .
Don't remember if he got laid though.
TL.
P.S. If the "Talent" realize that they are stunning then you are likely to be left holding your pud at the end of the evening. Great looks do not translate in to great sex. Give me a 7-11 any day over a 9-5 !
HappyGoLucky
04-30-13, 03:16
A tout on the street tonight told me the police closed Hippo last night; I haven't actually confirmed this yet.
Madahos reopened tonight, and is supposedly a "dance" club now, whatever that is.
TejanoLibre
04-30-13, 03:28
A tout on the street tonight told me the police closed Hippo last night; I haven't actually confirmed this yet.
Madahos reopened tonight, and is supposedly a "dance" club now, whatever that is.
I have a tour set up for Newport, Hippo, Excedra, Catto's and Hook for Tuesday night , tomorrow , so I will check Hippo and Madaho's out and see what's going on.
Wednesday is a Holiday so the clubs should be ripping !
Thanks,
TL.
Your welcome to come with us if you'd like to do so.
I have a tour set up for Newport, Hippo, Excedra, Catto's and Hook for Tuesday night , tomorrow , so I will check Hippo and Madaho's out and see what's going on.
Wednesday is a Holiday so the clubs should be ripping !
Thanks,
TL.
Your welcome to come with us if you'd like to do so.Hippo (as you know in Junin) will be closed for another 8-10 days till they comply with the "new rules". Meanwhile they rented the place just around the corner on Guido next to the Chinese Market.
Last night about 60-70 chicas, no too many guys, but all happy with the new "Azul"exchange rate.
Madahos? Dancers only. Pretending is a sort of "Bar + Show" only. It will change.
Have fun!
TejanoLibre
04-30-13, 19:27
Hippo (as you know in Junin) will be closed for another 8-10 days till they comply with the "new rules". Meanwhile they rented the place just around the corner on Guido next to the Chinese Market.
Last night about 60-70 chicas, no too many guys, but all happy with the new "Azul"exchange rate.
Madahos? Dancers only. Pretending is a sort of "Bar + Show" only. It will change.
Have fun!Gracias!
Madaho's as an American Style Titty Bar? Maybe? Might be cool!
Some heavy weights are losing a shitload of money!
Going to blow a seam!
TL.
...on the status of Hippo and some of the other clubs?
I'm planning on being in BA the week of the 20th and was curious of options available.
BTW, kudos to this site and everyone on here. Great, up to date info.
...on the status of Hippo and some of the other clubs?
I'm planning on being in BA the week of the 20th and was curious of options available.
BTW, kudos to this site and everyone on here. Great, up to date info.I just happened to be reading one of the other boards in spanish and someone posted that Hippo reopened on May 15th. I am sure TL or someone else who is actually in BA now can confirm this.
Rubiks Cube
06-06-13, 13:09
Last stop on my tour was Hippo. Was open and business as usual. First negative was there were actually more guys than girls. I've never seen the club so packed with clients. A lot of new girls and I would say if you like younger looking ladies a better selection than Black. Crazy how often and how much they change drink prices here. Very expensive 2000 pesos on 3 drinks for me & 2 for chicas. Left with a beautiful brunette. She asked for 2000 pesos and I agreed for 3 hours. I'm sure I could have gotten her to leave for cheaper but I wanted a few hours so wanted to keep her in good spirits. Had a great time.
Rubiks Cube,
There is something I don't get. Why go to Argentina to get ripped off like that.
Especially in a place where the top Area-VIP chicas only charge 700-900 pesos. Those independents are some of the best chicas, anywhere in the world.
When you get a chica in a bar as such, her specialty is fishing a fat fish with deep pocket, not service you in the bed. Most of them in the bars do not expect returning business and once they got with you in the room, they are much more concerned with when they will get back to the bar than with the client they already got paid from.
In Argentina, when you get an established independent chica from the internet (mainly Area-VIP and Soloindependientes) you get a chica that specializes in good service. The proof in my eyes, is that an independent chica normally does not expect to get paid upfront, where a bar girl does.
So when you go to Hipo, Black etc.. You pay 5 times as much for 1/2-1/4 of the service and pleasure.
At least that is my opinion.
Rubiks Cube
06-11-13, 18:28
Poker,
I don't disagree with much of what you say. However, it is a matter of perspective. First I agree it was expensive night but I wanted to share honest experience and numbers with the board. Many people are afraid to get ridiculed and don't post numbers. My intent was to share. Fortunately I'm in a financial situation that I can afford the price. People that come to BA often know how much price varies from trip to trip.
In regards to experience I find the Internet independents to provide marginally better service but with substantially more risk. First, most look much less appealing then their photos on the Internet. I'm looking for a girl I find beautiful not just a low price for company. Second, I will not go to anyone's apartment. I stay at a nice hotel and I'm much more comfortable there. Many independents won't go to hotels. When I go to a club like hippo I get to check out about 15 beautiful women (there are more working but I usually see about that many options). For me I'm willing to pay extra to have the full experience and get to make a decision. Watching a bunch of attractive women for an hour or 2 is fun. I like to have options for the night and many times it is tough decision because there seem to be a lot of options. I don't enjoy waiting for the knock on the door and then seeing if I find the girl attractive. I'm young and fit but I almost always get equally good service from club girls as independents. The club girls also want repeats and I've never gone with a single girl that hasn't given me her number to call for cheaper outside club rates. The biggest difference in independents is I think most are a bit more dirtier (I guess in a god way). BBBJ is almost always on the menu and frequently offers for no condom sex or anal. Neither of which appeal to me.
TejanoLibre
07-06-13, 21:41
...on the status of Hippo and some of the other clubs?
I'm planning on being in BA the week of the 20th and was curious of options available.
BTW, kudos to this site and everyone on here. Great, up to date info.Went to Hippo on Wed. , thurs. And fri. And although there were a lot of people, Chicas, strippers and clients I did not notice anything or anyone that jumped out at me.
Nothing special.
Girls at 5 am still wanting 300 DOLLARS although they dropped to 200 and 150 Bones. Not a good deal for an Average White Girl! AWG.
There were AHGs and BAHGs.
Average Hippo Girls and Below Average Hippo Girls.
I think it was 250 to 300 to have a shit drink plus 400 for the girl's drinks. Water for 300 p hurts!
Nice show and a bunch of Strippers. Best in BA at the moment but that's not saying much.
Madahos is still closed.
TL.
P.S - The best thing about Hippo is that Juan , the tall waiter with glasses that speaks English gave us 7.7 to 1 when it came time to pay the tab in cash where as a credit card would have been around 5.3 to 1 .
Ask for Juan the Waiter to take care of you when you arrive .
Does anyone happen to have the adress to hippo? Thank you.
TejanoLibre
07-11-13, 18:40
Does anyone happen to have the adress to hippo? Thank you.EVERY cab driver in town knows the ADDRESS to Hippo because the club pays the cab drivers $150.00 Pesos per client that they take there. If he has a full cab then he has had a good night.
You can TELL the cab driver to take you there for free since he can collect the commission if you have never been there. Just a thought.
Hippo..
Junin 1787. 1789.
Between Guido and Vicente Lopez.
TL.
Member #4112
07-17-13, 05:14
As my chica de jure was leaving this morning she received a text message from one of her girlfriends who works at Hippo which stated the pussy police raided Hippo tonight and shut it down again. Can Black be far behind.
As my chica de jure was leaving this morning she received a text message from one of her girlfriends who works at Hippo which stated the pussy police raided Hippo tonight and shut it down again. Can Black be far behind.It was "La Municipalidad" no the Police. They didn't close it. They were there for about two hours and left. Everything cool now!
Member #4112
07-18-13, 05:34
Thanks for the info. My chica's friend said they closed it down again last night / early this morning.
Thanks for the info. My chica's friend said they closed it down again last night / early this morning.Last night?
You mean Wednesday night / Thursday morning? I was there till they almost close at 3:30 am, and although it was almost empty, the chicas were amusing themselves celebrating a "fake" be-day party. No authorities on sight. Place still wide open!
Are we talking about of the same club? Hippo?
Regards, Caricoso.
ForbbenInfo
07-18-13, 15:08
EVERY cab driver in town knows the ADDRESS to Hippo because the club pays the cab drivers $150.00 Pesos per client that they take there. If he has a full cab then he has had a good night.
You can TELL the cab driver to take you there for free since he can collect the commission if you have never been there. Just a thought.
Hippo..
Junin 1787. 1789.
Between Guido and Vicente Lopez.
TL.That's brilliant TL.
Hey Guys,
I was in BA in 2011 and wanted to check whether anyone knows a girl called Wendy.
She was from Paraguay, slim and dark haired, working in Hippo.
Anyone recalls?
Would be nice to get her again when I am over next month.
Regards, Pepe.
PickCherry12
07-19-13, 23:57
Hey Guys,
I was in BA in 2011 and wanted to check whether anyone knows a girl called Wendy.
She was from Paraguay, slim and dark haired, working in Hippo.
Anyone recalls?
Would be nice to get her again when I am over next month.
Regards, Pepe.Hey dude, next time get their number. I would just come open minded; meaning that if she still works there then you might get her, or pick another one. By the way, there is no need of being a "Oneitis" or having that "Scarcity" mentality while in BA. Muchas chicas!
Ciao,
PC.
TejanoLibre
07-21-13, 01:06
Black, Newport and Hippo in One Hour on Friday:
Black..
Went to Black around 12 am on Friday which was way too early! Maybe 20 Chicas sitting around but the 3 of us were the ONLY clients on the menu. Felt like meat hanging in a Tiger's den.
$280.00 each for national rum and cokes and my water. $280.00 water makes me wish I was drinking! Left after one round.
Hit Newport around 12:30 .
Newport..
Place was full of girls and clients and starting to fill up fast. Mostly hags. Told the best girl that we were going to Hippo for a quick drink and would return for her and her friend. (repeats).
Hippo..
Reached Hippo around 1 am and there were a lot of dancers on the poles and enough Chicas working the floor but there was NOTHING better than the 2 that were on hold so we left after 1 round.
So not much has changed.
Hippo still has the best lay-out, lighting and dancers but the Chicas are the same as any other upper-end bar in BA.
Black is still fun I'm sure but it was a Friday and we were there too early.
Have Fun,
TL.
TejanoLibre
08-03-13, 08:15
I must have been bored last night.
I met 2 very nice girls at New Port and I walked them over to Hippo and introduced them to the owner who promptly hired them on the spot!
That's a First for me:
Taking 2 girls out of one club and walking them into another and giving them away!
Hippo was PACKED!
Be sure and ask for Mariano the waiter when you walk into Hippo. English speaking Kid that lived in the USA. Excellent waiter.
The girls that I brought with me to Hippo and coming soon to the AP Site:
Betina. Looks just like Eva Mendes if you like that sort of thing. (I Love that sort of thing!) Very Sexy! Gorgeous Latin Babe, great personality and looking for work! Google Eva Mendes!
Her Friend. I immediately forgot her name due to Eva Mendes' smile, dimples and Cat Like Eyes! I got weak Man!
TL.
Foot Note:
I loaded up on "New" Talent last night at Newport.
Eva Mendes "Betina".
Her Friend. ? Going to ask Betina for her friend's name.
Barbara. Ultra cute, blondish, 21 years old, 3 months in the Biz, going to be a Stewardess for Aerolinas Argentina. The Freshest Face I have ever cum across in the Biz! Beautiful with Zero Mileage!
Jessica. The latest English speaking girl on the block. Madahos Stripper, 21 years old, excellent personality.
They sure will come in handy. Literally!
Oh yeah, 15 of Madahos best are now working at Newport. Make that 12 and counting down.
Peter Sideburn
08-03-13, 22:12
Sounds like Guadaloupe...a real sweet heart at Newport. Say Hello, for me if it is.
Pete.
I must have been bored last night.
I met 2 very nice girls at New Port and I walked them over to Hippo and introduced them to the owner who promptly hired them on the spot!
That's a First for me:
Taking 2 girls out of one club and walking them into another and giving them away!
Hippo was PACKED!
Be sure and ask for Mariano the waiter when you walk into Hippo. English speaking Kid that lived in the USA. Excellent waiter.
The girls that I brought with me to Hippo and coming soon to the AP Site:
Betina. Looks just like Eva Mendes if you like that sort of thing. (I Love that sort of thing!) Very Sexy! Gorgeous Latin Babe, great personality and looking for work! Google Eva Mendes!
Her Friend. I immediately forgot her name due to Eva Mendes' smile, dimples and Cat Like Eyes! I got weak Man!
TL.
Foot Note:
I loaded up on "New" Talent last night at Newport.
Eva Mendes "Betina".
Her Friend. ? Going to ask Betina for her friend's name.
Barbara. Ultra cute, blondish, 21 years old, 3 months in the Biz, going to be a Stewardess for Aerolinas Argentina. The Freshest Face I have ever cum across in the Biz! Beautiful with Zero Mileage!
Jessica. The latest English speaking girl on the block. Madahos Stripper, 21 years old, excellent personality.
They sure will come in handy. Literally!
Oh yeah, 15 of Madahos best are now working at Newport. Make that 12 and counting down.
Ok, let me see if I've got this right; most of the rip of places are closed down (except, Hippo which happens to be the BIGGES RIP OFF PLACE IN TOWN! The girls that used to work in RIP OFF places are forced to go to the regular bars (NP) that we the customers go because we do not get ripped off, and we pay a fair marked price for pussy and normal price for alcohol. Because the rip off placed has been closed down we get more quality for more fair prices in these places.
So some fucking wanker that get a 50 pesos (3-4 US) in "commission" get the girls from the affordable places back to the BIGEST FUKING rip-off place in town, and that is a god thing?
PLEASE enlighten me, and TL, when I come back I will "talk to you" you fucking wanker!
I must have been bored last night.
I met 2 very nice girls at New Port and I walked them over to Hippo and introduced them to the owner who promptly hired them on the spot!
That's a First for me:
Taking 2 girls out of one club and walking them into another and giving them away!
Hippo was PACKED!
Be sure and ask for Mariano the waiter when you walk into Hippo. English speaking Kid that lived in the USA. Excellent waiter.
The girls that I brought with me to Hippo and coming soon to the AP Site:
Betina. Looks just like Eva Mendes if you like that sort of thing. (I Love that sort of thing!) Very Sexy! Gorgeous Latin Babe, great personality and looking for work! Google Eva Mendes!
Her Friend. I immediately forgot her name due to Eva Mendes' smile, dimples and Cat Like Eyes! I got weak Man!
TL.
Foot Note:
I loaded up on "New" Talent last night at Newport.
Eva Mendes "Betina".
Her Friend. ? Going to ask Betina for her friend's name.
Barbara. Ultra cute, blondish, 21 years old, 3 months in the Biz, going to be a Stewardess for Aerolinas Argentina. The Freshest Face I have ever cum across in the Biz! Beautiful with Zero Mileage!
Jessica. The latest English speaking girl on the block. Madahos Stripper, 21 years old, excellent personality.
They sure will come in handy. Literally!
Oh yeah, 15 of Madahos best are now working at Newport. Make that 12 and counting down.
PickCherry12
08-04-13, 17:25
Ok, let me see if I got this right; most of the rip of places is closed down (except, Hippo witch happens to be the BIGGES RIP OFF PLACE IN TOWN! The girls that used to work in RIP OFF places are forced to go to the regular bars (NP) that we the customers go because we do not get ripped off, and we pay a fair marked price for pussy and normal price for alcohol. Because the rip off placed has been closed down we get more quality for more fair prices in these places.
So some fucking wanker that get a 50 pesos (3-4 US) in "commission" get the girls from the affordable places back to the BIGEST FUKING rip-off place in town, and that is a god thing?
PLEASE enlighten me, and Tijuana, when I come back I will "talk to you " you fucking wanker!!TL, this one is going to be hard to defend. Totally unjustifiable...
Any trend for hot chicas to work independent in places like Newport, Exedra, etc (and get them out of the high end clubs with mandatory expensive drinks) is a good trend. The high end clubs were a big part of the appeal when I first discovered BA, but I now think some of them closing might not be such a bad thing.
That's one of the things I like about Costa Rica. In places like HDR, SL, Cocal, etc you can hang out, chat with the chicas, bargain and make a deal with ZERO entry and drink fees. Though typically you'll buy a few drinks, normal priced $5-10 each.
I hope we are seeing a shift in this direction in BA.
Anyone going into Hippo just for a look-see, should make it a point to tell at least 3 chicas, you don't take out from Hippo because the prices are outrageous.
Daddy Rulz
08-04-13, 20:33
Any trend for hot chicas to work independent in places like Newport, Exedra, etc (and get them out of the high end clubs with mandatory expensive drinks) is a good trend. The high end clubs were a big part of the appeal when I first discovered BA, but I now think some of them closing might not be such a bad thing.
That's one of the things I like about Costa Rica. In places like HDR, SL, Cocal, etc you can hang out, chat with the chicas, bargain and make a deal with ZERO entry and drink fees. Though typically you'll buy a few drinks, normal priced $5-10 each.
I hope we are seeing a shift in this direction in BA.
Anyone going into Hippo just for a look-see, should make it a point to tell at least 3 chicas, you don't take out from Hippo because the prices are outrageous.I tell them that everywhere. These two were 700 (that's 350 a piece, for fucking sisters. Or sisters that fuck, I always get it confused) http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Lolitas%20Love_4328-9425_12371.htm.
And some chick at NP wants minimum of 800 just for her? Pishaw!
TejanoLibre
08-05-13, 03:40
Ok, let me see if I got this right; most of the rip of places is closed down (except, Hippo witch happens to be the BIGGES RIP OFF PLACE IN TOWN! The girls that used to work in RIP OFF places are forced to go to the regular bars (NP) that we the customers go because we do not get ripped off, and we pay a fair marked price for pussy and normal price for alcohol. Because the rip off placed has been closed down we get more quality for more fair prices in these places.
So some fucking wanker that get a 50 pesos (3-4 US) in "commission" get the girls from the affordable places back to the BIGEST FUKING rip-off place in town, and that is a god thing?
PLEASE enlighten me, and TL, when I come back I will "talk to you " you fucking wanker!!
I did not even think about that.
The girls told me that they were looking for a place to work and that they hated the place that they were working at so I told them they should try the nicest club in town.
They had been working at Hellas which is the worst Rip-off in BA.
And no, Hippo does not pay commissions to bring them girls as far as I know. They have too many girls. I would not even walk a block for 50 lousy pesos.
I was just trying to help the girls get out of Hellas and into a nice bar. They were leaving Newport and they were going to try some unknown bar.
I'm sure they can always return to Newport if they want to.
Tons of girls still at Newport for everybody.
TL.
I thought I did them a favor .
I did not even think about that.
The girls told me that they were looking for a place to work and that they hated the place that they were working at so I told them they should try the nicest club in town.
They had been working at Hellas which is the worst Rip-off in BA.
And no, Hippo does not pay commissions to bring them girls as far as I know. They have too many girls. I would not even walk a block for 50 lousy pesos.
I was just trying to help the girls get out of Hellas and into a nice bar. They were leaving Newport and they were going to try some unknown bar.
I'm sure they can always return to Newport if they want to.
Tons of girls still at Newport for everybody.
TL.
I thought I did them a favor .What about the guy that was enjoying this girl at a third the Hippo cost? A total bonehead move.
I did not even think about that.
The girls told me that they were looking for a place to work and that they hated the place that they were working at so I told them they should try the nicest club in town.
They had been working at Hellas which is the worst Rip-off in BA.
And no, Hippo does not pay commissions to bring them girls as far as I know. They have too many girls. I would not even walk a block for 50 lousy pesos.
I was just trying to help the girls get out of Hellas and into a nice bar. They were leaving Newport and they were going to try some unknown bar.
I'm sure they can always return to Newport if they want to.
Tons of girls still at Newport for everybody.
TL.
I thought I did them a favor .You may have done them a favor, but in doing so, you screwed your fellow mongers. If you had convinced them to work at NP, you would have been hailed as a hero by all sides. May as well take your beating on this one TL, there isn't a good out for you.
Thomaso276
08-05-13, 21:06
OK, 2 of hundreds of hookers went to a club for an unknown amount of time. They might have gone there on their own at some point. A drop in the ocean. What really screws mongers is guys overpaying, not walking two girls to Hippo. At least TL doesn't overpay! My 2 cents.
I did not even think about that.
The girls told me that they were looking for a place to work and that they hated the place that they were working at so I told them they should try the nicest club in town.
They had been working at Hellas which is the worst Rip-off in BA.
And no, Hippo does not pay commissions to bring them girls as far as I know. They have too many girls. I would not even walk a block for 50 lousy pesos.
I was just trying to help the girls get out of Hellas and into a nice bar. They were leaving Newport and they were going to try some unknown bar.
I'm sure they can always return to Newport if they want to.
Tons of girls still at Newport for everybody.
TL.
I thought I did them a favor .Favors to Hippo? But, now if one of you want to take "Eva Mendes" needs to pay at least $ 400 for her drink + $250 for the client, + what? $1.200/ $ 1.500 for her. ?
Something didn't go right! She could go out of NP for $80 drink+ let say $700/ $ 800 for her if you are a nice guy!
As we say in Baires..."Esto no me cierra!"
TejanoLibre
08-06-13, 00:31
Favors to Hippo? But, now if one of you want to take "Eva Mendes" needs to pay at least $ 400 for her drink + $250 for the client, + what? $1.200/ $ 1.500 for her. ?
Something didn't go right! She could go out of NP for $80 drink+ let say $700/ $ 800 for her if you are a nice guy!
As we say in Baires..."Esto no me cierra!"The "Favor" was supposed to be for Eva Mendes, not Hippo.
The cover at Hippo is 300 pesos now.
I don't know if you can get anything worth while for 700 p at Newport anymore.
The cost for me or anybody else is now going to be the cost of a phone call plus whatever she requires.
No need to go to Hippo or Newport.
Never over-pay!
TL.
Thanks Thomaso!
P.S..
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters!
That REALLY belongs in the Zimmy. Travy Thread!
The "Favor" was supposed to be for Eva Mendes, not Hippo.
The cover at Hippo is 300 pesos now.
I don't know if you can get anything worth while for 700 p at Newport anymore.
The cost for me or anybody else is now going to be the cost of a phone call plus whatever she requires.
No need to go to Hippo or Newport.
Never over-pay!
TL.
Thanks Thomaso!
P.S..
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters!
That REALLY belongs in the Zimmy. Travy Thread!What is her number. Pics?
The "Favor" was supposed to be for Eva Mendes, not Hippo.
The cover at Hippo is 300 pesos now.
I don't know if you can get anything worth while for 700 p at Newport anymore.
The cost for me or anybody else is now going to be the cost of a phone call plus whatever she requires.
No need to go to Hippo or Newport.
Never over-pay!
TL.
Thanks Thomaso!
P.S..
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters!
That REALLY belongs in the Zimmy. Travy Thread!Now you are in the trade!
Sorry, but this is by far the stupidest thing I have ever read on this forum, as many have already explained why! Unless of course you are getting some kick-back from Hippo, because they are the only ones benefiting from this.
I must have been bored last night.
I met 2 very nice girls at New Port and I walked them over to Hippo and introduced them to the owner who promptly hired them on the spot!............
Sorry, but this is by far the stupidest thing I have ever read on this forum, as many have already explained why! Unless of course you are getting some kick-back from Hippo, because they are the only ones benefiting from this.No a kick back! Hippo is full of girls. They don't need more. What they need is more clients to pay for the astronomical priced drinks. In addition the girls he introduced are not miss universe!
Is just a reverse "840 action" where the girls give the person who introduced them in the club a return favor. (Some skin for a discount price).
That doesn't last for too long, and it only brings a benefit with a continue introduction of girls to these places. Nothing to do with the club. Is about the girls!
TejanoLibre
09-05-13, 19:05
No a kick back! Hippo is full of girls. They don't need more. What they need is more clients to pay for the astronomical priced drinks. In addition the girls he introduced are not miss universe!
Is just a reverse "840 action" where the girls give the person who introduced them in the club a return favor. (Some skin for a discount price).
That doesn't last for too long, and it only brings a benefit with a continue introduction of girls to these places. Nothing to do with the club. Is about the girls!All Clubs need More Girls Boys! The more the merrier and they are Free of cost to the Clubs.
You are right that it's crazy expensive!
The Village Idiot Has Never Met these Hookers though so he knows not what he says when he talks about Eva Mendes!
These girls turned DOWN 2500 an hour so I don't think I can get a FreeBie!
It nice work if you can get it!
TL.
All Clubs need More Girls Boys! The more the merrier and they are Free of cost to the Clubs.
You are right that it's crazy expensive!
The Village Idiot Has Never Met these Hookers though so he knows not what he says when he talks about Eva Mendes!
These girls turned DOWN 2500 an hour so I don't think I can get a FreeBie!
It nice work if you can get it!
TL.It seems that you don't know how Hippopotamus works just using your point of view.
The "hookers" as you mentioned (I call chicas), if were extremely beautiful and smart, they wouldn't be in Newport in the first place, but as dancers in Hippo because everyone would like to take them right?
Hippo has plenty of chicas and they always get new ones with or without you. Again, what they need is more clients that are willing to pay 400, or 800 pesos por copa hippo.
You are not doing any majestic favor to the nation of Argentina or any of us acting like a "reverse 840! This is for you own interest!
Or... Please explain in "basic macroeconomics" how you brilliant idea can help all of us.
Thank you!
TejanoLibre
09-06-13, 01:52
It seems that you don't know how Hippopotamus works just using your point of view.
The "hookers" as you mentioned (I call chicas), if were extremely beautiful and smart, they wouldn't be in Newport in the first place, but as dancers in Hippo because everyone would like to take them right?
Hippo has plenty of chicas and they always get new ones with or without you. Again, what they need is more clients that are willing to pay 400, or 800 pesos por copa hippo.
You are not doing any majestic favor to the nation of Argentina or any of us acting like a "reverse 840! This is for you own interest!
Or... Please explain in "basic macroeconomics" how you brilliant idea can help all of us.
Thank you!I never said that the Chicas were Smart! They came from a horrible, rip-off club a block from Madahos. Newport is now full of Dancers from Madahos at times.
I think it's best to put all the girls in One Spot but that may not be the best spot. It was like taking sand to the beach.
I was not trying to do a favor for the nation of Argentina, but I guess I was in a good mood and I felt that it would help the girls out and set me Apart from the other Boys.
No Free Leg!
The girls were already ruined before I met them and would have ended up there anyway if you read what I wrote.
Thanks and No Harm Intended.
TL.
Hippo and most of the other places are for tourists and yankee wannabe argies. If you want to go there and be ripped off, go right ahead. Its your time and your money. Its not the fault of TL or anyone else. Its your fault for being stupid!
This has been gone over a hundred times. Places like Hippo are tourist traps. It does not matter that there are more argies then tourists, it is a tourist trap. The pricing compared to other places are ridiculous. I do understand that if you want to piss your money away, well that's your right and your problem. But do not tell me that places like that are the norm. If you look around you can see many better options. The truth is now, things are getting tougher and tougher. If you are only here for a few days and your spanish is not good its even harder. The truth be told I do not see Argentina as a prime mongering spot anymore. What I mean by that is if you are only coming here for the P4 Play then there are much better and cheaper options. Don't waste my time by asking where? This also has been discussed. Open your eyes and read! While Argentina has its charm, it is somewhat tarnished after almost 15 years of the current government. Most (not all) working girls here are into how much can they get for the least amount of work. Its the argies national mentality. There are some gems here. Many are listed on this forum. But please do not tell me what a deal it is to pay 2000 p and UP for a girl. Better you piss on my leg and tell me its raining.
Member #3320
09-07-13, 15:47
BA is not a place where you just hop out of the aeroplane for the first time and hope for the hot girls waiting for you eagerly with their legs open and you paying them peanuts.
Live here full time. Establish your own stable of chicas. Keep well clear of pimps, real pimps or friendly friends or co-mongers who act like pimps. Keep clear of places like Hippo or even places like Newport.
Their are 100's of eager hot looking chicas / students / chicas who fuck 2-3 times a month for money.. In Capital or in provinces who will travel to you in Capital. The key is networking with the girls and the right girls. Meet their friends and ask them to introduce to their friends. And hey presto..over a period of time, you would have yr own stable of 15-20 chicas or even more, Girls who perform in bed like porn stars, who are happy with what you decide to pay them and who are happy to be in your good books.
Most importantly. Do not introduce them to other Gringos because soon as you do that..you will have a over paying Gringo trying to establish himself over her by trying to piss money on her and creating "Golden pussy" syndrome. And of course, watch out for your friendly friends who act like pimps.
And for god's sake..speak spanish if you live here! Spanish will take you a long long way in terms of prices.
Have a good day in the rain.
I am a newbie to the site and the practice but come to SA 4 to 5 times a year (usually Brasil or Arg) so figured I should get up to speed. Spent 4-nights in BA end of August and ended up at Hippo out of curiosity more than anything. It was literally around the corner from my hotel so it was easy. Walked by Newport 10 times and never went in.
After some negotiation, we paid 30 USD each to get in and I had 2 diet cokes. I will say that the dancers were some of the hardest bodies I have seen in a long time and they can certainly dance. Had some fun flirting and handing out 1's but my overall feeling was that the real attractive girls were dancing and more difficult to talk to while the more average looking girls on the floor were looking for meat. They would actually approach me, and if I talked to one for more than a couple minutes I was asked to buy a drink. Kind of turned me off to the place. Now, if the dancers were as approachable as the lesser quality girls on the floor, I would have stayed much longer, but it wasn't going that way. I am sure had I talked to a dancer and been up front with my intentions I would have been given some prices right? Made me wonder a bit if the dancers were just bait to get dudes wanting anything that walks by. I did meet a couple of young locals dudes and they were fun to talk to. Asked me to come out with them after to a dance club (Asia de Cuba) but I was beat and felt a little unsure about it.
I know from reading posts most on this site don't like Hippo but for a newbie I had to start somewhere. I didn't take the bait on the walkers but those dancers had me wanting to go back. There were probably 60 chicks in that place and 20 guys. I will be back next month. Looking to expend my horizons. Any suggestions? I speak decent Spanish and fluent Portuguese.
I will say that the dancers were some of the hardest bodies I have seen in a long time and they can certainly dance. Had some fun flirting and handing out 1's but my overall feeling was that the real attractive girls were dancing and more difficult to talk to while the more average looking girls on the floor were looking for meat.Some of the dancers have not been women all their life.
TejanoLibre
09-22-13, 02:48
Some of the dancers have not been women all their life.That is so funny and so true! I have seen 2 of them but my waiters will tell you the truth and point them out if you ask them.
One of them was a Featured Dancer.
TL.
Some of the dancers have not been women all their life.Without question Joe 23, without question. Seemed pretty clear with most. I can only hope I wouldn't get duped in that regard. Nothing personal, not into that.
October 2013 update.
The place that have changed the least after the shakeup.
Many girls and only difference to before is that the dancers have shorts and not bikinis.
If you have shitloads of money and want to spend it on a Vegas style place this is your place. For me I think it sucks and it is way to much money to spend, but we all chose over poison. Compared to black this place is much better and they do have many hot girls, but it won't come cheep.
Stranger.
Hit Hippo last night. Thought I would just have a look, but knew once I went in, I would be putting myself in the path of temptation. One of the crazier nights I have had there.
Went in around 11:30 pm, it was still a bit early. About 40 chicas and 10 guys. Over the next hour it filled up to about 70 chicas and 25 guys. Almost packed at one point. No entry fee but had to buy one drink, 300 pesos. I made it last 3 hours. The first hour, half a dozen chicas took turns approaching me and chatting. Actually I approached the first one since I recognized her from last year. She gave me some good info, and tried to latch on but she was the first of many I would say "I'll think about it" and moved on. I got quotes of $200, 2000 pesos and a couple 1500 pesos. The chica quality was very good, not quite the best I have ever seen it though. Most 7-8 range and a couple dozen 8+. As usual, some of the hottest were dancers. BBM joined me and we both checked out the scene, and enjoyed a table dance with two hot chicks, though they danced on the floor right in front of us (which worked well as it allowed some touching). Later I saw dancers giving dances to guys standing at the bar, with some contact grinding. The dances last about 5 minutes and you tip what you like, we gave 50 pesos per chica and they seemed happy with it.
I was told one chica drink (500 pesos) is good for all night (per chica). It seems they no longer have a rule about the chica having to return. Around 1 am, I had invited a chica over to sit with me and decided to buy her a drink. She was very attractive, fresh, elegant, friendly but lukewarm. Not deterred just yet, I brought up pricing and she wanted 2000 pesos, saying the time was not important (which probably means 1-2 hours). I said it was expensive and countered 1500, she agreed but said only for 45 minutes or 1 hour and she would return to the club. Told her that didn't quite work for me, and she took off. LOL! Guess I pushed the limits and she had no tolerance. I get it - Hippo is the top club, she probably thinks she is one of the better chicas, and she knows I'm a gringo tourist which is what this place is largely geared to. Maybe I should have recognized all this and agreed on 1500 p for one hour, but I was drifting this evening. As I told the Argentino next to me later, no problemo!
I thought the night was done as I was determined not to buy another 500 peso drink, which a couple of chicas who re-approached me confirmed would be required. But then one chica said she'd go for 800 pesos for 2 hours if I bought her a drink. I'll call her "K". K was definitely not a hottie, maybe a 7. A notch below what I usually go for, but she made up for it in her personality, warm, friendly, kisses, caresses, and some nice DDs. While we're talking her friend joins us, who happens to be the chica I knew from last year. She's a bit hotter with DDs too. For the next half hour, these two are all over me, kissing me, kissing each other, shoving their tits in my face, pressing their tits against each other, rubbing my crotch, etc. The friend seemed to have had a couple drinks, and wanted to make it a threesome. I declined, but gave her a 100 p tip for the half hour of fun she just provided. Took K out around 3 am and did the "dos horas, dos turcas" we had agreed on, along with BBBJ and a nice break between with some massage. Gave her the 800 pesos plus 100 tip and she was very happy. Went to bed way past my bedtime.
Total damage 300 + 500 + 500 + 50 (table dance) + 50 (moza tip) + 100 (friend tip) + 900 (K) = 2400 pesos or about $250. A more expensive night than usual but quite full.
May be the worst lay ever.
Don't get me wrong. She was hot. A dancer. I KNEW she would be lousy in bed. But I went for her anyway and paid the price.
Hippo was totally dead when I got there around 11 on a Monday night. I nursed a beer or two and watched the people slowly trickle in. 10 then 20 then 30 chicas. Maybe 10 guys.
Had my mind made up to take home a dancer and it was a mistake. Yes she was hot but totally bored and disinterested. Didn't even bring condoms to the room. I'm not going to say how much I paid because I don't want to be mocked.
Very disappointing outing in BA. My first time at hippo. Have had much better luck at Black.
May be the worst lay ever.
Don't get me wrong. She was hot. A dancer. I KNEW she would be lousy in bed. But I went for her anyway and paid the price.
Hippo was totally dead when I got there around 11 on a Monday night. I nursed a beer or two and watched the people slowly trickle in. 10 then 20 then 30 chicas. Maybe 10 guys.
Had my mind made up to take home a dancer and it was a mistake. Yes she was hot but totally bored and disinterested. Didn't even bring condoms to the room. I'm not going to say how much I paid because I don't want to be mocked.
Very disappointing outing in BA. My first time at hippo. Have had much better luck at Black.Good to know the dancers are still hot. I too enjoy going there but have never shelled it out for a dancer. Mostly out of fear that it will be a shitty experience.
Peter Sideburn
05-05-14, 22:54
Closed. All boarded up. Too bad. A favorite fishing spot in the past.
Daddy Rulz
05-05-14, 23:14
Closed. All boarded up. Too bad. A favorite fishing spot in the past.All those clubs will be going away, more girls at Newport saying "I work at Hippo's, 2500 pesos.".
Not too surprising, with the trend in that area, and especially Hippo being right in the middle of the nightlife traffic. I'm sure the city doesn't want tourists seeing all the "couples" exiting the club together. Maybe they'll find another location?
Not too surprising, with the trend in that area, and especially Hippo being right in the middle of the nightlife traffic. I'm sure the city doesn't want tourists seeing all the "couples" exiting the club together. Maybe they'll find another location?It has nothing to do with the City or even the National government. The ONG Alameda has been hunting down slave labor and white trade. When they couldn't prove that the girls working at these clubs were either forced into prostitution or that there were under-aged girls there they changed their song. Now the clubs are "narco-brothels". This constant harassment has made doing business a pain in the ass plus the fact that the authorities are finally forced to do something about the clubs and privados because of public opinion. Representatives of El Alameda are guests on most talk-shows on TV and can be very convincing for the general public. The daughter of Black's owner was her father's main accuser.
Now that you mention it I remember that part of the story. But the trend is the clubs by the cemetary getting closed, while the Triangle clubs (and Sens) stay open.
Now that you mention it I remember that part of the story. But the trend is the clubs by the cemetary getting closed, while the Triangle clubs (and Sens) stay open.True, and I have wondered about that myself and I even talked to Pancho, the owner of Catto's about it. His answer was quite simple. "I'm not involved in anything and no one knows me". The president of El Alameda has his own agenda. Which is most certainly political. My guess is that maybe not for the 2015 elections but for the one after we will find him either forming a party of his own or having a more or less prominent position in one of the existing parties. The triangle clubs are unknown to the general public but Black or Madaho's etc are as good as household names. Boycotting them or closing them makes a splash in the news. Closing Sens wouldn't make prime time news. Plus the fact that many of the Black or Madaho's clients are either prominent local businessmen or politicians. Harassing them is a calculated risk or arm-wrestle. But if they were to retaliate it would put them in a bad position in the public view especially now when the whole drugs issue is hot (that's why the change to NARCO-brothels). One of the more polemic Federal Judges, Zaffaroni, has been accused of owning at least 19 privados. Hitting privados belonging (or not belonging) to him can make a huge difference when you need a Federal Judge on your side (or against you). Lots and LOTS of filthy politics involved and has been since the times of Zwi Migdal. Or even long before!
TejanoLibre
05-06-14, 01:10
Not too surprising, with the trend in that area, and especially Hippo being right in the middle of the nightlife traffic. I'm sure the city doesn't want tourists seeing all the "couples" exiting the club together. Maybe they'll find another location?I was told that it will reopen on Friday after they reach a new "agreement" with the government.
TL.
I was told that it will reopen on Friday after they reach a new "agreement" with the government.
TL.With what "government"? The city authorities or the National government? The city of Buenos Aires in autonomous. It means Macri is more than a Mayor. He has as much power as any Governor in a province. The National government can't intervene unless there is a Federal reason to close the club (or open it).
Don't forget the province of Cordoba has prohibited ALL the clubs and bars where there was prostitution and they are enforcing it. The Governor of Cordoba is not one of the Kitchner tribe!
TejanoLibre
05-06-14, 01:46
With what "government"? The city authorities or the National government? The city of Buenos Aires in autonomous. It means Macri is more than a Mayor. He has as much power as any Governor in a province. The National government can't intervene unless there is a Federal reason to close the club (or open it).
Don't forget the province of Cordoba has prohibited ALL the clubs and bars where there was prostitution and they are enforcing it. The Governor of Cordoba is not one of the Kitchner tribe!A "Girl" in the Biz told me "the government" in English but she probably means the people that are in charge of the Clubs.
TL.
With what "government"? The National government can't intervene unless there is a Federal reason to close the club (or open it).Sorry to edit your post, but while in theory what you wrote above should be true... My favorite club was shut down by the PREFECTURA (or Coast Guard in english for those of you who are not sure what that is) . The owners said they were already paying out coima to every one but some one wanted more. But since the Prefectura is National Government they have not yet found a way to reopen that would not bankrupt them. This club was no where near the water, at least 50 kilometers from anything bigger then a puddle. Reason they were closed? The jefes in the Prefectura wanted their share too and they were not prepared to pay more.
Sorry to edit your post, but while in theory what you wrote above should be true... My favorite club was shut down by the PREFECTURA (or Coast Guard in english for those of you who are not sure what that is) . The owners said they were already paying out coima to every one but some one wanted more. But since the Prefectura is National Government they have not yet found a way to reopen that would not bankrupt them. This club was no where near the water, at least 50 kilometers from anything bigger then a puddle. Reason they were closed? The jefes in the Prefectura wanted their share too and they were not prepared to pay more.On one hand corruption here is widespread and expect anything from anybody and on the other hand nothing works exactly the way it should. True, Prefectura is the coastguard but they are patrolling the streets of Buenos Aires just as any other police force. Just before the last elections, due to public outcry demanding more security, the government laid hands on all their Federal forces to give the impression that they were doing something about the crime-wave and filling the streets with uniforms. So they brought in the border-guard (Gendarmeria), the coastguard (Prefectura) and the Seguridad Aeroportuaria (Airport Security) and gave them sectors of the city and of the Greater Buenos Aires to patrol. Doing so, they have left huge holes all over the country's borders for drugs to stream in. Mostly on their way to Europe. As they say in Spanish "Desvestir un santo para vestir otro" (undress one saint to dress another one). Of course, like most things here, it's to some official's benefit that these holes exist.
Now, coming to your favorite club. It could have been closed for various reasons (excuses). By the AFIP for tax reasons; by the government of the Province of Buenos Aires due to conflicts with permits or building and fire codes and so on; by a Province judge for some local crime; or by a Federal judge due to some Federal crime such as drugs. Any of these authorities can use a police force to carry out the closures for them. The province Government and province judge use the Province Police and the AFIP or a Federal Judge will use one of the four Federal forces. In the case of a police investigation that requires closing a business, none of the police forces can close a club on their own authority for more than a few hours while they wait for a legal warrant. As a rule, a Judge will use the police to carry out these closures. A province judge will use Province police and a Federal judge will use the Federal police. But, if a judge has reasons to believe there is police protection or the crime was being investigated by a particular force he may, in the case of a Province judge ask assistance of a Federal force or in the case of a Federal judge he will order the assistance of any of the Federal forces he is most comfortable with. The only way Prefectura could have filed for a warrant to close the club is if it was part of a smuggling investigation carried out by them. And once closed, only a judge can order it to be opened again. Would a judge ask for a bribe? Many wouldn't but some definitely would.
A "Girl" in the Biz told me "the government" in English but she probably means the people that are in charge of the Clubs.
TL.Well crap. Just booked a trip for September. Hope it is up and running again. Fun place.
Peter Sideburn
05-15-14, 02:01
It is open now.
It is open now.Wondering if it is still located in the same place?
Checked this place out Wednesday night at 1 am-ish. Highly unrecommended.
I was suggested this place by one of the guys they post on the street. He seems like a mugger but he's really not. These guys are up and down the street, they are older guys, and they are actually just trying to be helpful. I tipped them 5 p. For their help.
I walked in, and the door guy was really cool, he let me look at the place first. After I agreed to stay, I paid the 300 p door fee which includes the first drink (bar well, not premium). This is already completely different and extremely high by US standards. Then the real shocker came when I was told that additional drinks are 500 p, but if its for a girl, then its 800 p! Ok, its not even about the 800 p, and I understand I am not in the US anymore, but really? 800 p? Understand, that for just 100 p more, I could have 1 hour of massage and sex TWICE at a privado. Don't even get me started on what that kind of money buys you here. Its not about the money, its about the value. I simply can't justify it. So I left. I tipped someone there 100 p, and I can't get into details about that because the person did me a solid, but I bounced.
Other than that, the place doesn't stink, the girls here are halfway decent, and very friendly. There are lots of girls too. The staff seemed generally irritated. The music is good but loud. The place is cramped, but that is to be expected outside of the USA.
I was Wednesday night too. I had the same feelings towards the place. I will admit there were a lot of good looking girls though.
I already know I will get shit for this but I don't care. Had two nights in BA and hit Hippo both nights. I don't have a lot of free time when I visit, it is two minutes from my hotel, and there are smoking hot women there. Because I only come down 2 or 3 times a year I plan on spending money for what I want and like. Went in Monday at midnight and it was dead. Well, there were like 5 other dudes there, no one really chatting, and probably 20 girls. Everyone looked bored. Only 3 or 4 girls dancing. Many standing around. Guys at the door were really cool. Spent 15-min before anyone asked about money or a drink. Paid my 300 pesos and took a seat. Spent 15-min chatting up an intimidatingly tall Brazilian. Cool chick and I speak Portuguese which surprised her. Was asked if I wanted to buy her a drink, I said no, and she left shortly thereafter. I didn't last much longer and didn't plan to. It was scouting mission. Tonight, Tuesday, had a better idea of what to expect. Went in at 12:00 again, different story. At least 30 girls, 10 or 11 dancers, and maybe 15 guys. Problem with those numbers is you suddenly feel like you are on parade when you walk in. Paid my 300, sat with a diet coke, and dug in. About 10 min in I was approached by a cutie from Salta. Honestly don't remember her name. Cute, fit, 30, nice ass, natural chest, and one child. Super nice and decent English. Wasn't planning on her but she grew on me. Bought her a drink for 600 pesos (ridiculous I know) and played dumb. After 20 min of chat I asked how much to leave, she said 400 USD. Keep in mind this girl wasn't even a dancer. Cute for sure but come on. That is Vegas expensive. Quickly clarified that she indeed said dollars and not pesos. Laughed a bit and countered with 200 USD. She accepted in less than one second. Lesson learned, should have countered much lower. Don't know how low I could have gone and walked out with a girl but I am very curious now. She covered up and we left. Staying at Loi Suites, around the corner. She had to show I'd at the front desk, no questions asked, to the elevator. Strip tease, massage, let me play around a bit, CBJ after some nut sucking, good sex on top, on bottom, and finished from behind. I prefer protection so CBJ is preferred. Didn't try second round but I think she would have. Wasn't rushed, took a shower and am 99% sure she went back to the club. Done at 1:45 am and should have been in bed by 2. Cool chick, wasn't a robot. Money well spent? You be the judge. For me, yes. Got 14 on the Blu Market, total for two nights at The Hippo with one girl was roughly 300 USD. Convenient, good looking girl, good sex. Will I go back? Of course. I want to ask a dancer for a price just see how high they go. And of anywhere I have been in Latin America, including Brazil and Colombia, hardest bodies I have found are on the dancers at Hippo. I would pay 300 pesos to sit with a drink and watch them for an hour. One day I will find time to hit the privados with the more experienced gentleman on this site. But now is not that time. Happy hunting gentleman. Another good time in BA.
Daddy Rulz
09-17-14, 05:06
Money well spent? You be the judge. For me, yes. Got 14 on the Blu Market, total for two nights at The Hippo with one girl was roughly 300 USD.I'm not going to be the one to yell at you. Your money and you did it in Recoleta so doesn't effect me. Thank you for not doing this at the places I hang out in. However just to give some perspective because you asked.
300 dollars is about 4300 pesos give or take. For me that's about 2. 5 to 3 weeks of hitting something pretty hot, with good to exceptional service, 3 times a week.
I just did a new one off of Solo Indy's today http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Mara%20Love_15-2607-4161_882.htm.
1. 5 hours of seriously amazing sex (honestly one of the top 5 ever for me, but my predilections are fairly well known) for 1200 pesos. This is at the top end of what I feel is an acceptable number for a chick here.
Difference is, I live here, I have time to look, and I may be looking for something different.
Something to think about when you're here next time and they hit you at 400 dollars. A doctor in a public hospital makes about 1500 for a 24 hour shift. A good accountant on salary makes around 25,000 a month. The kid selling you a coke at the kiosko makes about 5500 a month.
You spent ridiculously high tourist prices at the ridiculously high tourist place and feel happy with your purchase and you kept it out of the local clubs, no sweat from me hoss. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
You spent ridiculously high tourist prices at the ridiculously high tourist place and feel happy with your purchase and you kept it out of the local clubs, no sweat from me hoss. Glad you enjoyed yourself.I agree with everything you said. I spend in 2-nights what some of you spend in a month, but I am only here for 1 week per year. Wish I had the time you and some of the others do. I am ok with the touristy joints because I am a tourist. Could I get more for my money? Sure. I just don't have the time and frankly usually don't have the energy either.
I actually made an effort to book up with one of Gysell's friends this trip. Turns out the girl only works daytime hours. Perfect example. I didn't have daytime hours.
Do have to say thanks for all of the helpful info. This forum is a treasure chest. Until next time.
I already know I will get shit for this but I don't care. Had two nights in BA and hit Hippo both nights. I don't have a lot of free time when I visit, it is two minutes from my hotel, and there are smoking hot women there. Because I only come down 2 or 3 times a year I plan on spending money for what I want and like. Went in Monday at midnight and it was dead. Well, there were like 5 other dudes there, no one really chatting, and probably 20 girls. Everyone looked bored. Only 3 or 4 girls dancing. Many standing around. Guys at the door were really cool. Spent 15-min before anyone asked about money or a drink. Paid my 300 pesos and took a seat. Spent 15-min chatting up an intimidatingly tall Brazilian. Cool chick and I speak Portuguese which surprised her. Was asked if I wanted to buy her a drink, I said no, and she left shortly thereafter. I didn't last much longer and didn't plan to. It was scouting mission. Tonight, Tuesday, had a better idea of what to expect. Went in at 12:00 again, different story. At least 30 girls, 10 or 11 dancers, and maybe 15 guys. Problem with those numbers is you suddenly feel like you are on parade when you walk in. Paid my 300, sat with a diet coke, and dug in. About 10 min in I was approached by a cutie from Salta. Honestly don't remember her name. Cute, fit, 30, nice ass, natural chest, and one child. Super nice and decent English. Wasn't planning on her but she grew on me. Bought her a drink for 600 pesos (ridiculous I know) and played dumb. After 20 min of chat I asked how much to leave, she said 400 USD. Keep in mind this girl wasn't even a dancer. Cute for sure but come on. That is Vegas expensive. Quickly clarified that she indeed said dollars and not pesos. Laughed a bit and countered with 200 USD. She accepted in less than one second. Lesson learned, should have countered much lower. Don't know how low I could have gone and walked out with a girl but I am very curious now. She covered up and we left. Staying at Loi Suites, around the corner. She had to show I'd at the front desk, no questions asked, to the elevator. Strip tease, massage, let me play around a bit, CBJ after some nut sucking, good sex on top, on bottom, and finished from behind. I prefer protection so CBJ is preferred. Didn't try second round but I think she would have. Wasn't rushed, took a shower and am 99% sure she went back to the club. Done at 1:45 am and should have been in bed by 2. Cool chick, wasn't a robot. Money well spent? You be the judge. For me, yes. Got 14 on the Blu Market, total for two nights at The Hippo with one girl was roughly 300 USD. Convenient, good looking girl, good sex. Will I go back? Of course. I want to ask a dancer for a price just see how high they go. And of anywhere I have been in Latin America, including Brazil and Colombia, hardest bodies I have found are on the dancers at Hippo. I would pay 300 pesos to sit with a drink and watch them for an hour. One day I will find time to hit the privados with the more experienced gentleman on this site. But now is not that time. Happy hunting gentleman. Another good time in BA.Sounds like a good evening. Glad you used blue pesos. Goes to show we all do things differently. For $300.00 I will do 5 - 19 Y.O.'s. No drinks and no CBJ. Let's all have a good time and keep the stories coming!
I'm not going to be the one to yell at you. Your money and you did it in Recoleta so doesn't effect me. Thank you for not doing this at the places I hang out in. However just to give some perspective because you asked.
300 dollars is about 4300 pesos give or take. For me that's about 2. 5 to 3 weeks of hitting something pretty hot, with good to exceptional service, 3 times a week.
I just did a new one off of Solo Indy's today http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Mara%20Love_15-2607-4161_882.htm.
1. 5 hours of seriously amazing sex (honestly one of the top 5 ever for me, but my predilections are fairly well known) for 1200 pesos. This is at the top end of what I feel is an acceptable number for a chick here.
Difference is, I live here, I have time to look, and I may be looking for something different.
Something to think about when you're here next time and they hit you at 400 dollars. A doctor in a public hospital makes about 1500 for a 24 hour shift. A good accountant on salary makes around 25,000 a month. The kid selling you a coke at the kiosko makes about 5500 a month.
You spent ridiculously high tourist prices at the ridiculously high tourist place and feel happy with your purchase and you kept it out of the local clubs, no sweat from me hoss. Glad you enjoyed yourself.Daddy, is she completa?
Daddy Rulz
09-17-14, 20:08
Daddy, is she completa?Since in 30% of her pictures she has those balls stuffed up her ass I'd say chances are good LOL.
You can get similar quality on Solo Independientes and Area VIP. Actually quite a few dancers work as escorts on the side and publish on those two sites. And they charge between 800-1500 during the day.
As an example. This one charges 800 (I've read recently on the local forum she's now charging 900 but when I did her she charged me 800) and she used to be a dancer at Hippo.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Malena%20Hot_15-2639-3261_13662.htm
Nice hard body. Does anal and BBBJ. I'd see her more often but she works in San Telmo, a little too much out of the way for me. Glad you feel you got your monies worth and I myself used to hit those clubs quite often in my newb days but as a local now, I know there are mucb better options outside of the tourist traps.
I went there at 11:30 PM on Thursday and the place was dead. It was weird. 20 or so girls. There was one other guy and me and the girls were average. Much better at Hook. ! I left before I was asked to order a drink.
Was I there too early?
I went there at 11:30 PM on Thursday and the place was dead. It was weird. 20 or so girls. There was one other guy and me and the girls were average. Much better at Hook. ! I left before I was asked to order a drink.
Was I there too early?Probably a bit early. My guess is an hour later you would have seen several more guys and a few more chicas (at least).
Hippolover
12-17-14, 11:37
Probably a bit early. My guess is an hour later you would have seen several more guys and a few more chicas (at least).A group of us went to Buenos Aires a few years back and had a lot of luck at Club Hippopotamus and at Black. We are planning another trip there soon. Please could somebody tell me if these clubs are still open? Also we would also really appreciate any recommendations on any other clubs that have the quality of Hippo and black girls. They were absolutely gorgeous.
Thank you.
TejanoLibre
12-17-14, 20:15
A group of us went to Buenos Aires a few years back and had a lot of luck at club hippopotamus and club black. We are planning another trip there soon. Please could somebody tell me if these clubs are still open?. Also we would also really appreciate any recommendations on any other clubs that have the quality of Hippo and black girls. They were absolutely gorgeous.
Thank you.Hola and Welcome Back!
Madaho's was shut down by the City a few years ago.
Black was shut down for the 5th time about 2 Months ago.
Hippo was Finally shut down about 1 month ago and has relocated at D'elirio down the street. ( much better to know the lay of the land though . )
Most of the girls form those above mentioned night clubs have disappeared and moved on down the path of life but there are still quite a few in the business.
Finding where they are, when they are there and what is the best price is the trick.
Certain clubs are better than others at certain times but only on certain days of the week.
Downtown has 3 or 4 clubs worth trying at different times.
Recoleta has Maybe 2 or 3 worth trying.
It's a Hunt!
Be Happy to take you on a Safari.
Bring your own Gun!
TL.
Hippolover
12-27-14, 09:00
Thank you for letting me know TL. Hopefully by October more clubs would have opened
Hola and Welcome Back!
Madaho's was shut down by the City a few years ago.
Black was shut down for the 5th time about 2 Months ago.
Hippo was Finally shut down about 1 month ago and has relocated at D'elirio down the street. ( much better to know the lay of the land though . )
Most of the girls form those above mentioned night clubs have disappeared and moved on down the path of life but there are still quite a few in the business.
Finding where they are, when they are there and what is the best price is the trick.
Certain clubs are better than others at certain times but only on certain days of the week.
Downtown has 3 or 4 clubs worth trying at different times.
Recoleta has Maybe 2 or 3 worth trying.
It's a Hunt!
Be Happy to take you on a Safari.
Bring your own Gun!
TL..
Hippo wasn't shut down, it's still open.
Thank you for letting me know TL. Hopefully by October more clubs would have opened.
TejanoLibre
12-28-14, 00:49
Hippo wasn't shut down, it's still open.It may have reopened but it was definitely closed down tight.
Water Tight!
Like a Shark's Ass!
At the time the owner told me that they would be closed for about 15 days but that it was business as usual at D'lirio.
I spent 3 nights at D'lirio with All of the employees and strippers and hookers from Hippo and I know that they could not have been in 2 places at 1 time no matter how much the hookers would Love to be able to Double Charge.
I guess you were lucky enough to drop in after they reopened.
Do Drop In!
Thanks,
TL.
SimpleWrangler
12-29-14, 04:34
D'lirio = Pagana
Hippolover
01-09-15, 07:31
Thank you TL. Once again you have been very helpful. Our holiday has been set for October during the rugby world cup. So we are all really looking forward to visiting Buenos Aires again. I'm sure between Hipopotamus and the'lirio we will be fine. In the meantime if you hear of any other quality places like these opening up, please let us know.
It may have reopened but it was definitely closed down tight.
Water Tight!
Like a Shark's Ass!
At the time the owner told me that they would be closed for about 15 days but that it was business as usual at D'lirio.
I spent 3 nights at D'lirio with All of the employees and strippers and hookers from Hippo and I know that they could not have been in 2 places at 1 time no matter how much the hookers would Love to be able to Double Charge.
I guess you were lucky enough to drop in after they reopened.
Do Drop In!
Thanks,
TL.
TejanoLibre
02-10-15, 22:57
Hippopotamus:
Closed Again!
A lot of their Better girls are now Upstairs at "D'Lirio. ".
Maybe $350 p for the Honor of being allowed up to the V. I. P (sucker) section.
That now leaves New Port and Sodom and Gomorrah!
Unless I'm missing something .
What is our world coming to?
TL.
Member #3320
02-10-15, 23:38
Hippopotamus:
What is our world coming to?
TL.BA is no more a mongering paradise.
But perhaps someone like you will thrive more now especially for newbies.
Peter Sideburn
02-11-15, 01:26
Looked this up. Is this is a new disco? Are the ladies just there to dance or is it similar to Hippo? I don't remember this being there my last trip.
Pete.
Hippopotamus:
Closed Again!
A lot of their Better girls are now Upstairs at "D'Lirio. ".
Maybe $350 p for the Honor of being allowed up to the V. I. P (sucker) section.
That now leaves New Port and Sodom and Gomorrah!
Unless I'm missing something .
What is our world coming to?
TL.
TejanoLibre
02-11-15, 01:27
BA is no more a mongering paradise.
But perhaps someone like you will thrive more now especially for newbies.There will always be chicas to meet and to eat in BA.
I also perform specialized family tours to Tigre, Boca, La Plata, et cetera.
There is a Tour called "Buenos Aires Through The Back Door. ".
1001 Curiosities of Buenos Aires.
Especially the Recoleta Cemetery Legends.
42 plus Museums if you want to see um.
Buenos Aires Night Life Tours for the Non-Pro Chicas.
Everybody is Welcome!
Except for maybe 2 or 3 Trolls.
Of course the Boliche Tours are still a lot of fun!
Take Care,
TL.
BA is no more a mongering paradise.
But perhaps someone like you will thrive more now especially for newbies.I had a similar thought... not just for newbies but all of us who come down only occasionally.
The boliches arguably offered at least a basic level of QC on the chicas. As the scene shifts away from this, and more in the direction of independents, the loss of QC necessitates a better mechanism to distinguish the good from the bad.
That's where YOU come in, TL! We are counting on you to keep track of the good and bad ones and steer us in the right direction!!
Tumblingdice
02-12-15, 07:52
Was there myself the night before latest closure. Just like pass the parcel at 3 am as all the girlies, in an instant, given the order to sit down and behave (and pretend its a normal nightclub! I was acting guide to bunch of fishermen looking for a bit of action, and the Hippo was always going to be my easiest option, then fell into the rare trap of being sucker-punched by a pretty chica whilst just minding my own business. You know the type. , girl next door, not much make-up, natural flowing brown hair cascading over her shoulders, butter wouldn't melt, seemed just delightful, so broke the rule of a lifetime and paid more than usual, but a lot less than she wanted (half! Well. How wrong can a guy be? This was be. A.
Trip number 42 for me, and in all that time I have only had to actually eject 2 chica's from my apartment for worse than total crap performance. She became number 3. My only regret is that, for the life of me, I cannot remember her name (stage or otherwise). So beware of this one. Never seen her in there before. Pretty, Portena, long brown hair, 5 ft 7 ins, slim, full arse, medium sized NATURAL tits (that was the knock out blow! Moral of the story. There ain't one. Shit happens.
Anybody got any news on Catto? Did it close or was it closed?
Was there myself the night before latest closure. Just like pass the parcel at 3 am as all the girlies, in an instant, given the order to sit down and behave (and pretend its a normal nightclub! I was acting guide to bunch of fishermen looking for a bit of action, and the Hippo was always going to be my easiest option, then fell into the rare trap of being sucker-punched by a pretty chica whilst just minding my own business. You know the type. , girl next door, not much make-up, natural flowing brown hair cascading over her shoulders, butter wouldn't melt, seemed just delightful, so broke the rule of a lifetime and paid more than usual, but a lot less than she wanted (half! Well. How wrong can a guy be? This was be. A.
Trip number 42 for me, and in all that time I have only had to actually eject 2 chica's from my apartment for worse than total crap performance. She became number 3. My only regret is that, for the life of me, I cannot remember her name (stage or otherwise). So beware of this one. Never seen her in there before. Pretty, Portena, long brown hair, 5 ft 7 ins, slim, full arse, medium sized NATURAL tits (that was the knock out blow! Moral of the story. There ain't one. Shit happens.
Anybody got any news on Catto? Did it close or was it closed?Catto's remains closed and no word on why or if it will reopen. Ness and Hook still rumbling along.
Tumblingdice
03-08-15, 17:37
Catto's remains closed and no word on why or if it will reopen. Ness and Hook still rumbling along.Seems as though that's it for poor old Hippo. A chica friend who works there says, that she has been told, that its unlikely to open again. Not that it bothers me too much as I hardly.
Ever go in there anymore. Too much of a tourist trap. But it seems a shame, none the less. The part about all this that puzzles me, is, why are there not more Newport's popping.
Up all over the place? That would seem pretty logical to me.
TejanoLibre
03-10-15, 04:23
Last night the Owner told me that Hippo was unmentionable.
The girls are now upstairs at D'Lirio.
$400 pesos to go upstairs and the girls drinks Start at $900 FUCKING Pesos!
We passed gas!
Place upstairs was packed on Saturday night and NP was dead.
Crazy prices and the girls are going to be Super Expensive!
Cheaper to have a girl meet you at the airport!
TL.
Tumblingdice
03-10-15, 17:32
Last night the Owner told me that Hippo was unmentionable.
The girls are now upstairs at D'Lirio.
$400 pesos to go upstairs and the girls drinks Start at $900 FUCKING Pesos!
We passed gas!
Place upstairs was packed on Saturday night and NP was dead.
Crazy prices and the girls are going to be Super Expensive!
Cheaper to have a girl meet you at the airport!
TL.So why, in your opinion, don't more places like Newport open up? Seems so logical to me. By the way, irrespective of the chica drink prices, does the 400 p include the usual measly one drink? Surely, if that format continues, the'Lirio's days will be numbered too.
Pretty Marginal. If you like huge fake tits there were maybe a couple of winners in there, but I am always afraid I'm going to be looking at bad surgery when I unwrap the package.
Just confirming previous reports concerning door fee, drink charges etc. Cant imagine how it would ever be worth it.
Although when I mentioned this to the bartender, he just nodded his head and said Wednesday and Thursday were better, so maybe worth a look then.
Tumblingdice
03-17-15, 18:14
Pretty Marginal. If you like huge fake tits there were maybe a couple of winners in there, but I am always afraid I'm going to be looking at bad surgery when I unwrap the package.
Just confirming previous reports concerning door fee, drink charges etc. Cant imagine how it would ever be worth it.
Although when I mentioned this to the bartender, he just nodded his head and said Wednesday and Thursday were better, so maybe worth a look then.Can someone enlighten me on the current Hippo situation please. Was told recently it was closed again. Now it appears to have staged a recovery again.! Reminds me of poor.
Old Black's death-throws towards it's end. Hippo is not my favourite, too touristy , but the chica's are friendly enough and it can be an ok place to while away an hour or two.
Hippolover
08-24-15, 07:43
Can someone enlighten me on the current Hippo situation please. Was told recently it was closed again. Now it appears to have staged a recovery again.! Reminds me of poor.
Old Black's death-throws towards it's end. Hippo is not my favourite, too touristy , but the chica's are friendly enough and it can be an ok place to while away an hour or two.Hi Gentleman,
We are going to be on a boys week away in Buenos Aires in October. No more Hippo?,....no more club black? Please could anybody recommend to where go. BA was legiondary on our last trip there.....please don't let us down this time......suggestions please guys....
TejanoLibre
08-25-15, 15:17
Hi Gentleman,
We are going to be on a boys week away in Buenos Aires in October. No more Hippo?,....no more club black? Please could anybody recommend to where go. BA was legiondary on our last trip there.....please don't let us down this time......suggestions please guys....X - good place to meet after dinner around 12pm before you walk over to Hook after 1am.
Hook - Wednesday - Friday.
Newport - After Midnight during the week.
D'lirio - ( Mini Hippo upstairs on certain nights.) usually Thursdays .
There are a few others .
TL.
Hippolover
12-07-15, 07:04
X - good place to meet after dinner around 12pm before you walk over to Hook after 1am.
Hook - Wednesday - Friday.
Newport - After Midnight during the week.
D'lirio - ( Mini Hippo upstairs on certain nights.) usually Thursdays .
There are a few others .
TL.Sorry about the late reply....thank you for your response and suggestions.
WorldTravel69
06-27-17, 18:18
Maybe someday another club, another President.
Hi.
Anyone knows if there are still clubs open in Buenos Aires like the BLACK?
X - good place to meet after dinner around 12pm before you walk over to Hook after 1am.
Hook - Wednesday - Friday.
Newport - After Midnight during the week.
D'lirio - ( Mini Hippo upstairs on certain nights.) usually Thursdays .
There are a few others .
TL.
PickCherry12
06-07-18, 19:53
Hi.
Anyone knows if there are still clubs open in Buenos Aires like the BLACK?I believe that Black and Hipo were closed more than four years ago. Actually the game is pretty dead in BA nowadays to be honest and thats why you see a few posts on this forum.
SimpleWrangler
06-15-18, 14:36
Clubs changed, same thing as in the US.
So, now is not the same thing, but, it's better. Better girls, better prices.
Girls trending is look for a sugar daddy. You play the game, if you want but it's much better quality in her looks, in performance. At the end, it's more expensive, not always more expensive, it just depends on how you play the game. On the other side, prostitution it's even cheaper that used to be, in the streets, ladyboys, diseases, problems, but cost for fuck has been proportionally lowered, in comparison to the cost of living, besides the inflation.
But you must not be sad all the time!
Wake up!
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