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SleepyRice
08-01-06, 05:14
Since I'll probably never be back here (BA) and also may well not ever look at this board again - I suppose I'm free to post my opinions.

I've been screwing girls for cash in Latin America, South America, North America, Europe, Asia, and the Caribbean - so my opinon may have a backbone.

I came thinking I might find a smaller Brazil, a sophisticated one, maybe the girls smoke pipes while shagging you, maybe they can help you tie a full windsor knot when you're done.

I had dreams of fine leather, cheap silver, spaniard ships waiting off of the seashore offering topless natives with seashell bleached smiles.

But, one week in (and one day from being out) I found it boring. The food though rich left me puking in a bathroom stall every night while the attendent dutifuly ran the water to cover the noise - too rich, too full, too something.

I called escorts, tried apt brothels, picked up from freelance clubs and chica clubs. I found the girls full of fat, bloated with it - big fatty baloons, their fat dimpled, the fake tits stayed ripe-tight, their eyes were empty, there was no love only routine.

I like Palermo Soho, the shops and grungy people selling trinkets, good sushi - liked the colored buildings by the wharf and their run-down, I ran screaming from the cemetary once I realized I was trapped and lost in a vast city of the dead. Popping xanax all the way to the entrance.

I thought the girls of Black's were apes, the good girls in the Brazilian bars and Saharhas were unapproachable, I thought the champagne was abundant and cheap in Madahos but the girls were just so bubblegum and rancid.

I found the ballet poor, the opera thin, the people I spoke to were (if kind) rather boring. I liked doing business with handshakes and a direct look.

There was no love here, no girlfriend experience, in the triangle maybe, one Paraguay girl, maybe the Paraguay girls - fat lips full of kissing. But it's bullshit too.

At least in Brazil you have variety - moorish girls, blonde hair blued eyed prom school queens - and anything in-between - skin the color of leather. BA is the whitest place I've ever seeen - worse than the US. No black girls, no asians, just fatty latinos in white pants and yellow-green (frog) thongs.

It is the first place (besides the Dominican Republic) I've been glad to go home from - I guess I don't understand all the board-members ravings - if you want to fuck pigs this is the place for it.

I'll stick to Chinese, Japanese, light Thai, Philipino and Khmer. You can have BA.

Thanks for all the board members that gave advice and made it better than it otherwise would have been.

Strad
08-01-06, 13:03
This guy is a mean mother fucker!

Strad

StrayLight
08-01-06, 14:29
I came thinking I might find...girls...maybe they can help you tie a full windsor knot.You were clearly approaching it the wrong way. Every chica I saw could tie a full windsor knot by the time we were finished. The trick is to have them practice using their tongue and your dick. Works like a charm. (The problem will be, however, that not many of them will get the dimple right using that method.

SL

SanteFe
08-02-06, 11:46
While some of Sleepy's remarks ring true I have had very good experiences with the chicas. Like the board mentions time and time again, if a chica speaks English, watch out. I suspect Sleepy was picking chicas he could talk to, therefore english speaking, therefore to be avoided as they have been spoiled by too much foreigner contact. I had wonderful GFE (note the capitals) with most providors. Almost all spoke NO english. It is true that most chicas do not work out and tone their bodies. The shape is often beautiful but soft to the touch. So far BA is the ONLY place I have spent a month in on holiday and been ready for much more. Every other place I was happy and eager to leave after a month and that includes some of the places that Sleepy mentios, eg. Thailand and Phillipines. I suppose it brings home the truth of YMMV.

BundaLover
08-02-06, 15:05
SleepyRice,

That's a great report based upon your experiences. Its good to have different viewpoints posted. Argentina is not a tropical 3rd world country. You don't have a huge supply of young pretty girls DIRECTLY coming from poverty and going to the big city to catch a ticket to something better (compared to the places you mentioned) I want to understand something.

1) Are you less than 35 years old?

2) Are you able to have a conversation in Spanish?

Dickhead
08-02-06, 15:09
Sleepy Rice stated in earlier report that he was 33 years old and could not speak any more Spanish than "hello" and "goodbye."

"Argentina is not a tropical 3rd world country. You don't have a huge supply of young pretty girls DIRECTLY coming from poverty and going to the big city to catch a ticket to something better."

Sure you do. They're coming from Paraguay, which virtually defines the term "third world country."

So to summarize, fuck as many Paraguayans as possible.

Billyboy69
08-02-06, 18:05
No black girls, no asians, Chinese, Japanese, light Thai, Philipino and Khmer. You can have BA.

Thanks for all the board members that gave advice and made it better than it otherwise would have been.That's why I love very much (BA) and off course for other many reason.

Off course I have a little part of Argentinian blod on my body.

And I know place to avoid if I don't want meet monster. And for sure I have see so many monster also on Brazil.

You looking for centerfolds? Go to Las Vegas and PAY PAY PAY. Don't stop to pay. Maybe you can find one. Hhihihihihihi.

On Baires I have on the past few relationship whit the chicas, and not whit money. Wy goning arond the town whit Bus and metro. Very easy to do for me. Just respect woman and let you go.

On Europe is just impossible to do. Pay, cum and go way very fast.

Tipical action 15/20 min for 50/100 euros.

Where on the world you can meet whyte caucasic girl for less then one our for abt 40/50 euros?

Best regards friends.

EL TANO PICAFLOR

PS im 37 years old, speek spanish 10 time better than my poor english. Blue eyes and very actractive man. BTW I work every day and when im relaxing I don't want to waste my little time to talk whit a woman 3 weeks before have good time.

SleepyRice
08-03-06, 03:10
RGG,

What IS IT about posting that makes you come back and read responses? Crap.

;)

Okay I'm back home now, I'll give you this - I was pretty harsh but I was also pretty drunk.

I agree - if you can speak the language you have another whole range of options, you can pull the good girls, or at least not the not-as-accessible ones.

I do speak a little more than 'hello, goodbye' - but am not fluent.

When I go out to a club I get a general feeling from the look of the chicas and the attitude, I'm not shy and not afraid to play around smile even if I can't talk. In general, at a chica club:

In Thailand -

Some very hot, some not, some really nice new girls (if you go to thai places or elsewhere.

Cambodia -

Always fun, choice of Viet and Khmer, great bodies, nice eyes, good GFE, relationship quality.

Philippines -

Will do anything, good bodies, faces in general not as hot (to me)

But in BA (at the clubs) I just felt -

Fat bodies, or saggy, or loose, or fake - cold eyes, short time, and over the top. Just didn't do it for me.

Hey I've been to worse - it's not the bottom of the barrel. But I was suprised (since I think I hit EVERY club mentioned) that I never found any stunners - I've been mongering a good bit now, pussy is great - but I really look for that something special - connection with a girl. And while I find that almost everywhere else usually every night or two - I spent my whole trip here and never had it.

Anyway - it wasn't all that bad, I just probably wouldnt come back. (unless I pass thru when I do the antarctica trek) great shopping.;)

Again - everyones advice was invaluable. Thanks!