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Dickhead
09-05-06, 21:40
Recently, a fairly prolific poster said he thought he'd fucked 10,000 prostitutes in Buenos Aires. While I don't believe that for a second, I thought I'd start a thread on the subject. We could do it in two parts, how many here in BA and how many overall in our lives.

My own estimate:

Since coming to BA I've kept pretty close track and I'm somewhere around 250. Lifetime, the count is probably approaching but still short of 500. Let's say 475.

I don't really think there are too many who have fucked 1,000, let alone 10,000 but let's see some realistic estimates.

Remember now, this is how many different hookers you've fucked, not how many times you've fucked hookers. Although, you can certainly feel free to estimate the latter total as well. And for guys like Mickey Mouse who fuck the same gal four or five times without ever realizing they've fucked her before, I guess this is a gray area. Might have happened to me two or three times as well.

Punter 127
09-05-06, 22:05
Are you going to count Exons hand job chicas? :confused:

Dickhead
09-05-06, 22:14
No. Hand jobs do not count. Only things that you could not do to yourself should count. So, if you are double jointed and can suck your own dick, don't count blow jobs. Of course, if that were the case not only would you probably not frequent prostitutes; you'd probably never leave the house.

Moore
09-05-06, 22:14
Wow, one can assume nothing on this board.

I wrote (exaggerated) "I think I've fucked more than 10,000 prostitutes" to make a point, the point being that I believe that the figure offered (10,000) for the whoare population in BsAs is ridiculously low.

I'm somewhere well into the triple digits, which is not so hard to do when you live there for a while and screw them regularly.

Knuckhead
09-05-06, 22:46
Sure DH, I'll take you up on it. In this long "dry" run in Sex Prison it will help bring a smile to my face.

As far as sleeping with multiple women in a short period of time is concerned, my life can neatly be divided into a "before" and "after" phase, with the pivotal point being my first trip to BA about three years ago.

About 4 years ago (toward the end of the "before" phase), in a brief but intense period of repenting (i.e. being pussywhipped into thinking that mongering is a mental disorder and that I had to be "cured" of it), I estimated that up to that point in my life I had slept with about 130 women, of which 126 of them were prostitutes.

However, once a monger, always a monger! Salvation soon arrived when I discovered Buenos Aires :)!

Since then, I have taken 11 trips down here. Except for one of these 11, on average I "sessioned" 16-20 times. Say there were 10 "real" trips, and say that I had 18 sessions on average during the 3-4 days I was here. That will give you roughly 180. However, Subtract about 50 from that number, for the "repeat" business. Then again, add about 15 to that number for the threesomes, and about 9 to that for three "five"somes (F-M-F-M-F situations). That will take us to 180-50+15+12=154 chicas in Buenos Aires. This estimate would be true to +/- 10 chicas.

To those 154 chicas in Buenso Aires, add a few Russia trips for about 8 each (16), a few FKK sessions in Germany and Austria for about 5-6 each (15), and a couple of Bangkok trips for about 5 each (10 total, never got into the "Thai" thing, you know?), France (5), One UK adult party a few Soho walk up girls (5), a few in Brazil over two trips this year (8), one in Sweden (Damn, was she gorgeous!), a few in Denmark (6), one in Norway, one in Finland, a few in Prague (5), a few in Lisbon (7 total, BTW you guys must check Lisbon out, absolutely under-rated!), a few in Korea (3, BTW do hand-jobs count?), a few in Chile (3), a few in Mexico (3 total, one of which I will be glad to forget), NONE in Japan, a few in Hong Kong (3), a few in Australia (only 7, the B&C was watching, you know...), one in Indonesia (can you believe it was only $10 for a decent shag?), and I'm sure I'm missing a few, since at this point just about all 5 liters of blood in my body has gone to the junior Member #3313, and none is left for the big head!

And Oh....I almost forgot sex prison AMP's. The whole experinece is so painful I almost rather forget about it. Add about 25 or so over the last 4 years the total for that (what a waste of "leche" :().

So, here is the "sin" tally: 126 (before)+ 154 (in Buenos Aires)+ 100 (miscelaneous) +25 (AMP)=405. Since I am undoubtedly forgetting a few, I would say that the number, in reality, is close to 440.

I'm glad I got that off my chest. Can I go to heaven now?

El Perro
09-06-06, 01:06
Maybe 30. Let me know when you are starting a thread on non pros. :D

Punter 127
09-12-06, 12:53
Maybe 30. Let me know when you are starting a thread on non pros.:DThe most expensive pussy I ever had was "Free" :thumbsdn:

El Perro
09-12-06, 14:48
The most expensive pussy I ever had was "Free":thumbsdn:Yeah, but I am talking about me, not you! My non pro experience has not included spending large sums of money. I have offered my charming personality, ravishing good looks and a few dinners here and there. I am aware this is in conflict with the monger "credo". I gave my ex wife a beat up 68 Chevelle, a kiss and Dylan's "Blood on the Tracks". No mas.

Cheers,

Dogg

StrayLight
09-17-06, 03:07
Although the number is BsAs is easy-- like, 4 or 5 or so -- the number in the States is a little bit more complex.

Over the course of a lifetime...who fucking knows?

Since the advent of Internet escort fucking...well, the last time I added it up in the States it was about $20,000 worth. And on average, that was about $225 a throw. So you figure it out!

SL

Mickey Mouse
09-17-06, 13:28
An interesting thought. After mongering for over 20 years, I am going to have to think about this one a little. I think I will begin by counting my passport stamps and go from there.

My best to "All My Old Friends",

MM

Exon123
09-17-06, 14:05
Nice to hear from You "Mouse", we miss you.

Exon

Strad
09-17-06, 15:16
My passport is two pages from stamp full. What will happen when your passport is full? Do I have to get a new passport, and paying like another two hundred bucks to the US government?

Strad


An interesting thought. After mongering for over 20 years, I am going to have to think about this one a little. I think I will begin by counting my passport stamps and go from there.

My best to "All My Old Friends",

MM

Dickhead
09-17-06, 15:44
You can go to any US Embassy and have more pages put in for free, as has been covered many times in the appropriate thread.

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I agree. Why was this passport-related question posted in a thread clearly titled "How many prostitutes have you fucked?"

Thanks,

Jackson

Party BMW
09-19-06, 01:34
10000 no way, I can easyly say 250 for me. But anybody claiming that number is pure fantasy.


Recently, a fairly prolific poster said he thought he'd fucked 10,000 prostitutes in Buenos Aires. While I don't believe that for a second, I thought I'd start a thread on the subject. We could do it in two parts, how many here in BA and how many overall in our lives.

My own estimate:

Since coming to BA I've kept pretty close track and I'm somewhere around 250. Lifetime, the count is probably approaching but still short of 500. Let's say 475.

I don't really think there are too many who have fucked 1,000, let alone 10,000 but let's see some realistic estimates.

Remember now, this is how many different hookers you've fucked, not how many times you've fucked hookers. Although, you can certainly feel free to estimate the latter total as well. And for guys like Mickey Mouse who fuck the same gal four or five times without ever realizing they've fucked her before, I guess this is a gray area. Might have happened to me two or three times as well.

Goga Fung
10-06-06, 22:32
1) It's definately a good question to ask yourself once in a while. But I think it is even more important who you fuck, not how many. For example I would not fuck most of USA streetwalkers for free.

>>Punter 126: The most expensive pussy I ever had was "Free"

100% true.

2) I don't think there should be a difference - prostitute or a "normal / free" woman. They the same. Or "free" is usually much worse in many ways.

3) after a while I lost count of fucked women, I was more interested in how many nationalities I've fucked. Maybe this should be another thread.

Here are my numbers, but I have hard time to remember. Just rough estimation:

Holland 2 trips x 10 = 20

Belgium 1 x 10 = 10

Czech rep. 2 x 10 = 20

Germany: 1

Russia 5 x 6 = 30

Urkaine 2 x 4 = 8

Cyprus 1 x 10 = 10

Curacao 10x8 = 80

Canada 6

Aruba 4

Thailand 2 x 10 = 20

Central asia: 10

And the last usa - most time to spend, fucked probly 20-25 mostly Gf's in 10 years. What a shame:-)

Hope argentina will be in the near future.

Total: about 230

I hope I have time to catchup with you guys. I'm 32 y. o. But the quality comes first anyway.

Exon123
10-06-06, 22:35
How many prostitutes have you fucked?

Not enough.

Exon

WorldTravel69
10-07-06, 02:22
Exon, I am as old as you. How can you remember? I Can't!

Who Cares?

For the rest of you:

It is an immature question in the first place.

Are you counting the notches on your Dicks?

The Real question is How Many Women have You Satisfied?

That is the real Challenge.

Or is it Wham, Bam, Thank You Mam? Selfishness.

But, Who cares? I Don't, Just have Fun, I am!


How many prostitutes have you fucked?

Not enough.

Exon

Goga Fung
10-07-06, 11:58
>>WorldTravel69:

>>It is an immature question in the first place.

That's right, but when you're immature the question is ok.

>>The Real question is How Many Women have You Satisfied?

This is the most immature question you can think about. Sorri. I feel that many guys think they satisfy a women, but women just fake it. Forget about this. Satisfy your wife or GF and that's it.

WorldTravel69
10-07-06, 13:07
Your right both questions are immature.

And should end there.


>>WorldTravel69:

>>It is an immature question in the first place.

That's right, but when you're immature the question is ok.

>>The Real question is How Many Women have You Satisfied?

This is the most immature question you can think about. Sorri. I feel that many guys think they satisfy a women, but women just fake it. Forget about this. Satisfy your wife or GF and that's it.

Exon123
10-08-06, 16:59
This should probably go into chit Chat.

But its an interesting link if you wanta get Fucked.

http://www.bunnyranch.com/main.php

Exon

WorldTravel69
10-14-06, 13:07
Funny you mentioned the Ranch.

I was there a couple of weeks ago.

They ain't cheap.

They are starting at $500. Course she was an ex-Playboy Bunny. Wish I could remember the edition she showed me. It was about her and her three sisters from Arkansas.


This should probably go into chit Chat.

But its an interesting link if you wanta get Fucked.

http://www.bunnyranch.com/main.php

Exon

Exon123
10-14-06, 15:37
WorldTravel69

Thats the exact reason I "Jack Off" a lot here. Anyone that would pay those kind of prices has more money that brains.

Exon

Bairespirata
01-11-07, 03:39
I had 65 in BA 2006 if you let me count those five in MV.

Not impressive, but in less than a year I got 95% of the sex in my life. It cured me from a two decades long feeling of being inferior to females, in a moral sense.

The best place without comparison is Guemes 3222. But then you have to repeat.

Advice to newbies in mongering; at first you feel inmoral and you might fell like the whole Western world is condemning you. This feeling will pass away. If you are a shy guy and want to get rid of a feeling of being inferior to females (in a moral way since we men always seems to want to have sex) a trip to BA including visiting some really hot chicas might cure you. BA, and Argentina also offers a variety of activities in every area, at still low prices.