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Member #3314
03-04-07, 20:42
My trip to Buenos aires Feb. 8th – Mar 2nd.

The purpose of my trip was to have sex with girls that I could not get in the states. I still get laid here often, but not really quality women.

This was my first vacation with the express purpose of doing nothing but get laid. I travel for work and sometimes monger on my downtime but that's only here and there. No where to the extent that I went this trip.

This was my first time in Argentina, and I spoke very little Spanish.

My mongering budget was U$D 4000, this was not counting my apartment (Jacksons place) or the airfair (I used my work supplied miles for this) I was only going to go for 16 days, but about a week in I extended my trip another week. I had 700 left when I went home, this is after buying a bunch of leather stuff and souvenirs for friends.

I read the board a lot. That helped, but what will help any newbie is to hang out with the people that have been here before. You will pick up more in a night than a week of reading the board. Just about everyone I ran into was a pretty nice guy.

Over 23 days I banged 31 women. Out of those 31, 4 were repeats. I hit a little of everywhere. Privados, coffee shops, internet girls clubs etc. I could not spend all my money, I tried and my dick could not handle it. I have not been in BA for 48 hours and my dick is still sore from the last 72 hours I had there.

I think there are different types of mongers in BA. Guys who go there to get laid period, and are more on a budget plan. Then there are guys that go there for there trophy fucks, and some that are a little of both. Either way it does not matter to me its all getting laid, but to some they don't agree with the other. I am probably in the middle but more on the trophy fuck side.

I did find something out, this may not be new but here is my mathematical discovery. Paraguayans are outstanding fucks. Dominicans are the inverse opposite.

I had to throw out 8 girls for asking for the money up front. I had probably another 7 ask for the money up front but settled on me showing them that I had money or putting the money down stairs while we went at it. Never pay the chica first.

When you are out to dinner, please don't talk politics. People don't like to be reminded of home when on vacation and your not going to solve the worlds problems over dinner. Also if you are going to talk about chicas is a public place don't speak in a projecting voice, lots of people can understand basic English.

I had the best luck with internet girls. I used Roxanne for 4 girls then I figured out that if I sat down with a Spanish translator I could text message the chicas and set up my own appointments. I never had a girl show up that was not what I ordered. This is where I got my hottest chicas. Heidi at areavip was the hottest girl, but not the best fuck.

The best fuck came from Madaho's. I got this girl named Paula out of there had really great sex, I asked her for her number and set up a 3 some with her friend. I got a strap-on lesbo show that was like a porno film and I was in the middle of it. I repeated with this girl 4 times. It was a shame I found her on my last week there.

I had a lot of toothy blowjobs, if you want a deep throat blowjob you better ask the chica if she can do it. Even if they do it they won't until you ask for it. I had this happen with a few chicas, but once I asked for it they turned into sword swallowers.

I fucked more girls from Paraguay than any other country. I had Brazilians, Costa Rican's, Russian's, Ukrainian's, Argentinan's, Uruguayan, Dominican and a girl from Spain, or at least that's what they told me.

I found girls reacted more positively if I told them I was from Canada rather then from the US. I told some girls I was Dutch, this resulted in an even better reaction, but they also thought I had more money and were harder to negotiate with. I am sorry if I offended anyone from the aforementioned countries.

I pulled a few girls from Exedra and New Orleans. They were all mediocre. The librarian with the small boobs was the best I got from the coffee shops.

The privados were hit and miss. They are an amazing value, but sometimes the line ups might be all ugly women and you just have to walk out. The other downside is the general cleanliness. I did find a few good lays in them though.

My general routine was to wake up about noon go get some breakfast with board members then shoot for a 3 o clock fuck. I would try to line my 3 oclock appointment up the day before. Then I would come home, take a nap, Wake up about 8 get a shower meet up for dinner at 9 or 10. Go to exedra for coffee and watching the girls. Usually I would not get one, walk to the triangle. If I still had not got laid I went to Newport. If I did find someone earlier say around 1 I would be done by 2:30, take a shower and go to Newport for another at about 3. Keep in mind I could walk to Newport in 3 minutes from jacksons apartment.

I screwed a lot of girls from Newport. There are either regulars here or girls that are only there a few nights of the week. The management does not police the girls here so you may pull trouble that has been nixed from other places. The last 2 weeks there was this fat guy standing by the door. When you pulled a chica and were taking her home the guy would ask for a tip. I never gave him shit. Some of the girls said you had to. The Brazilian girl told me she thought it was bullshit and not to pay. This was my late night crawl and it was usually solo.

The peak hour here is 3-4 am in my opinion. Any later it starts to turn into a sausage fest and the girls will see that they are in demand and make getting a better price harder. Any earlier they will try to screw you quickly and get back for another that night. I would start talking to a chica at 3 marking my territory then leave at about 3:45, the clubs usually close at 5. This goes the same for most clubs, especially the triangle clubs where the chica has 1.5 hours to get back or she gets in trouble.

I learned a lot this trip, about the city in general, chica management, apartments, cell phones, ATM's. I did not really get up to speed until about day 6, then I got the hang of it. My next trip will be better thought out. I think I want to find 2 or three regulars for the afternoons and go out for strange at night. The repeats I had were the best sex. I guess once you fuck someone once and you like fucking them and they like fucking you it gets better up to a point that they say" you can have sex with me without a condom". Then I had to cut her loose.

I became a better negotiator as the trip went on. The latest strategy was to negotiate 2 shots with no time limit. At the very least I fucked her until the hour was up and she had to go back to the club, or I would get a 2 hour sweaty marathon. Never ask the girl "how much?" Tell her the price your willing to pay minus 100 pesos and go from there. Sometimes they just grab your arm and say OK lets go at the lowball price. Most places have a price range that you're going to be in, the trick is knowing the price range for the club and what the locals pay. For example the triangle you can get girls as low as 120 pesos, but most if you ask them will start at 250. 90% will say OK to 150, getting them to 120 is the hard part.

I did not use Ana Luna on my way out, she was unavailable. I looked on frommers and found this Annie Millet place. It was 70 pesos, the driver was this huge buff guy in a nice suit driving a BMW 500 series and he spoke English. It was very professional. There number is 6777-7777. I used Ana on the way in and it was U$D 27. It was a good ride with a nice girl, but the other place was better in my opinion.

At the airport as soon as you get off the plane get as far ahead of the coach herd as you can. You will go through Passport control with just your carry on, then get your checked bags. Do NOT exchange currency in this room (with the baggage conveyor) they give you a shitty rate. After you get your bags x-rayed there are a few cambios and banks that give you the normal rate.

On the way out when you walk in there will be many lines at the ticket counters to check bags, be sure you are standing in the correct line. Each line is for a different flight. I made the mistake of standing in a line, same airline but wrong flight, I had to go to the back of the correct line. After you check your bags you will have to pay U$D 18 or 56 pesos as a airport tax. Then you go stand in another line to get your carry on x-rayed. There is not much to do at the airport leaving.

I got heat exhaustion and was cramping up bad. I went to hospital El Aleman. Paid 52 pesos and saw a doctor in 15 minutes that spoke English. I got 2 bags of fluids that were from the US and was out of there in 3 hours.

I never really felt unsafe there, but when I am in a foreign country I always have my head on a swivel and eyes in the back of my head, try to blend in and not dress like a tourist. Don't wear your rolex here or walk around with an ipod on. If you make yourself a target you will probably get mugged.

My next trip I will know more Spanish. I am going to look into a class next week. You can come down here and get laid till you can't fuck anymore not speaking any Spanish. You will have more fun if you speak the language by far. I cannot stress the importance of this enough. I may even take a class there during the day next trip, one monger I talked to said this was a good way to meet local chicas trying to learn English.

Yes there will be another trip, I don't know when but it probably won't be soon enough.

Exon123
03-04-07, 21:00
Thanks for the report Member #3314.

Exon

Cactus
03-04-07, 22:21
You are right on the money with the learn Spanish thing! I keep telling myself I will but I am a lazy ass. I go to Thailand and don't have to but. Great report for a first timer!

Cactus

Captain9026
03-05-07, 00:04
I agree that Spanish will help tremendously as I have a portena here in Los Angeles private toutoring me in Castellano. But at no point did I feel uncomfortable in BA wearing my swiss (more than rolex) it felt the same as any metropolitan city I have ever been in. Keep your head on straight and don't go any where you can't handle yourself. I did my whole trip solo at all hours of the clock an never felt threatened what so ever. I have heard worse stories in LA and NY. Great report none the less I envy you and am coming back late march

Jaimito Cartero
03-05-07, 01:37
That's a nice first report, Krazy. Seems like you did pretty good overall, and should do even better on your next trip.

Coach 245
03-05-07, 02:04
I am pleased that I had the chance to meet you and get to know you abit on this trip. It will be fun to see how you do on your next trip down. I appreciate your report because you obviously gave it a lot of thought and the research was very complete! GOOD JOB!

Coach

Member #3314
04-02-07, 02:20
I really do miss the fact that I could bang a chica at midnight, have another drink, walk a block and bang another chica by 4 am.

I have had a few Pm's asking me for the contact info on my strap-on lesbo 3 some. I am sad to say I lost it my self. The girls work at Madaho's. Here is the skinny. Look for the Paula girl take her home and bang the shit out of her (250-300p) this girl is a tounge down your throat kinda girl and deep throats after you tell her to. I fucked her twice out of madahos for 200P. She has fake tits but they are nice ones. This was the best fuck I had here. There was one other that was close though.

Her brunnette friend is a *****, don't fuck her without having paula liking you and telling her what to do. At one point I thought I was going to get short changed and Paula started yelling in spanish and next thing you know it was strap-on city. Elizabeth is a rush job in general.

I forgot a few other things.

If your in a club and the chica looks bummed out and / or pissed off. You are not going to make her attitude better by sticking your cock in her.

If a chica can't dance she probably can't fuck.

If your buddie is fucking a chica and tells you he is thinking of fucking her again that night, find another chica. There are many.

I will be back in either late October-November, or feburary-march for about 6 weeks. I am starting a Spanish class in 2 weeks. This next trip will be interesting.