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Guiller
03-16-07, 15:43
Following local boards recommendations, I tried today this place in the Flores area (near the corner of Rivadavia Ave and Boyaca St). There are two mature escorts working there, Mary and Veronica. I had a great session with Mary today. She's about 40 something, with a great, trimmed body (she's got impressive tits and a wonderful rear!) She has a very recommendable service, with really positive attitude (I mean, she's passionate and plays the role of a lover) The fare for one hour was 60 $. A recommendation for mature lovers.

Cheers!

Alan23
04-12-07, 01:15
I followed Guille's recommendation on this one. He was correct on all counts, but be WARNED this is no "spring chicken".

Mary is super tanned, with almost a body-builder type body (not actually there - but a little iron and she will be there) Breast are sculpted, and you can bounce 50 centavos coins off her tight ass. Very enthusiastic and engaged provider. 60p per hour.

Don't be scared by the receptionista, she's a 70 years old lady - very nice, but might remind you of your grandmother:-)

WorldTravel69
05-21-07, 12:23
She is not open 24/7. 10am to 9pm. Closed Sunday.

WorldTravel69
05-29-07, 17:21
Her name sounded like Mary, age 39.


She is not open 24/7. 10am to 9pm. Closed Sunday.

StrayLight
06-18-07, 23:10
Well, I guess this is exactly why God created both chocolate and vanilla ice cream, and why Howard Johnson's was able to so successful expand on that concept by having 28 different flavors: everyone has their own taste.

Guiller and Alan 23 seemed to really like Mary, the tanned, buff, mature, 40-something chica who works here.

I, on the other hand, thought she was quite possibly the biggest mistake I've yet made in Argentina mongering.

First of all, I did not at all like her looks. If I hadn't specifically asked for Mary when I rang the buzzer, I would have taken the other chica who came down the elevator to get me at the front door. Given that I had specifically asked for Mary, however, it would have offended my innate sense of propriety to have changed when I saw her, and so I carried on.

She has way outsized silicon-enhanced tits...silicon enhanced lips...a tan that simply has to be store-bought...and dyed black hair (and in that dippy hair style that can look nice on a 19-year old but looks ridiculous on an older woman: long on the sides and back...bangs in the front). In short, she looked as if she had sprung fully-formed from one of Phillip K. Dick's dystopian visions of the future with artificial humans. A replicant pleasure model. Or at least a first attempt at one, and not a good attempt at that.

And then there was the noise. During the session, she went entirely too far overboard with her moans and whimpers and "queridos" and so forth. Way overboard. I really felt like slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth. That would have stopped the noise machine and I wouldn't have had to look at those lips. LOL!

I wish I could find some redeeming feature to write about the visit, but I can't. It was so bad that after half an hour of non-stop screwing in various positions (all of which, she wanted me to believe, were taking her to new orgasmic heights) I could not come. If fact, it was all I could do to stay hard. Finally I stopped and asked for a simple hand job, and that's how we finished.

But to add insult to injury...

I am not normally big on kissing these chicas, and I try to avoid it. With Mary's "lips" I couldn't even fathom it. But somehow she managed to slip her tongue halfway down my throat while she was nibbling on my ears. Damn the bad luck, because now in addition to paying the original 62 pesos (yes, she charged me 2 pesos for the condom), I had to pay 11.65 pesos for some Listerine at the nearby Farmacity afterwards. I walked around the block swilling and spitting, thinking of Mitch Hedberg jokes the entire time. (Hmmm...and now that I think about it, if I had slapped a piece of duct tape over her mouth, I could have avoided the moans...avoided looking at the lips...and avoided being kissed. Note to self: bring a roll of duct tape to future sessions.)

So all in all...

1.60 pesos - colectivo.

60.00 pesos - hour session.

2.00 pesos - condom.

11.65 pesos - Listerine.

75.25 pesos total.

Y para mi, no valió la pena.

The good news, I guess, is that I found a nice little cafe nearby. If you decide to go to this particular privado, and get there before your viagra kicks in, or want a beer afterwards while you ponder a future of artificial chicas, check out Cafe Parana. It's down the block from the privado, on the other side of Rivadavia and on the corner of Carabobo (what Boyaca turns into) and Ramón Faicón. It's a little place with a bit of color and character. Sort of like the Linea A Subte cars.

That's it lads. There are eight million tails in The Naked City...this has been one of them.

SL

Guiller
06-19-07, 15:43
Hi StrayLight,

I feel sorry for your bad experience, but that tells again how subjective are sexual (and, in fact, any) experiences. My review was very suscint, and I apologize for that. Mary is one type of woman I like for sex, very much into the Misty Knights looks, with the obvious differences between a cheap escort and a world-class mature pornstar. I feel attracted by this looks, and feel that the added silicone implants are part of a ficticious character that I look for sometimes (hooker looks) . As for the deep french kissing, that's something I look for in an escort. Actually, I tend to avoid visiting again escorts who don't french kiss or give me a condom BJ, instead of a BBBJ. The second is actually the reason I don't visit Mary so often,but her acting is what I like more in her: her strong characterization of a hooker and not a girlfriend. I very much regret that my review mislead you to an escort target that obviously wasn't what you had imagined. For this reason I feel compeled to write these lines, to make clear to other forum members what is being offered at this private apartment. The fare is, even for local standars, considered to be on the cheap side.

I wish you a better experience next time.

All the best

StrayLight
06-19-07, 16:26
I very much regret that my review mislead you to an escort target that obviously wasn't what you had imagined.Guiller,

Absolutely no need to feel that way. As I said in another review, I enjoy knocking on strange doors and finding out what happens next. I enjoy the unexpected, regardless of which way it goes. As much as Mary was an unsatisfying sexual experience, the entire thing satisfied my deeper urge for a cheap thrill.

There was a book written about the Vietnam war some years ago called "Dispatches," by Michael Herr. Absolutely great war reporting, in my view. In it, he talked about how some other war correspondents often complained about going out on "no story" operations with the grunts. You know...no combat action, no story. And he then allowed as to how he, Michael Herr, never felt that way. He said even when there was no combat, there was always a great story just in talking to the grunts.

And that's how I feel about seeing strange hooks. There's always something that adds to the day; always something I'll smile about later on in life when I'm rocking away in an old age home somewhere and happen to remember it.

There are eight million tails in The Naked City...they might not all be good tails, but they're all good tales.

SL

El Perro
06-19-07, 17:16
Guiller,

There are eight million tails in The Naked City. They might not all be good tails, but they're all good tales.

SLJeepers, I believe Stray is starting to channel Pete Hamill! LOL. Keep it up. I see a book in this somewhere down the line.

StrayLight
06-19-07, 21:41
I see a book in this somewhere down the line.Hmm..."On the (B)road", perhaps?