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Oralskillz
11-22-07, 18:17
This is my first AP report, being this is my first time in Argentina. Lovely city. Filled with women of my type - brunnettes who look more natural, than clowned-up like in the States. I've also been very busy at work this last year, so I kinda jumped into this place blindly. Only read a few reports here and there. This will be a daily account of my experiences. I'll probably have to brief. My laptop seems to be acting up. It does not seem to like the power here, even though it's supposed to take 100 - 240 volts.

I'll try to write my ratings. I'm a butt-lover, so I really prefer the Brasilian type bodies. I also love pretty faces, so a pretty face may score high even though they don't have great bunda. As a point of reference, Nelly Furtado, Shakira, and that brunette from the movie transformers are "10's" in looks. As for performance, I gotta have BBBJ, french kissing. Beso negros can compensate for other deficiencies.

Anyway, here they go:

First Day.

Went L'alliance to eat some steak. Damn great steak!

Walked by Excedra. Damn it's bright. I walked on -- still kinda shy. Hehe.

Some tout convinced me to walk into this place a few yards from Excedra, up Pelligrini. I believe it's Monte Carlo. My dumbass self walks in anyway even though there was no customers there. That should have been a red-flag. The fact that I saw this mentioned in Jackson's maps, I thought it was going to be legit. I should have read the reports. Two hookers sat with me right away. With two minutes, the waitress comes up with three drinks, even thought I specifically told the hookers I did not want any drinks and I only wanted to look for a while. $45 Pesos! Pissed off, I told them they're bitches and left.

Walked a couple of blocks with Jackson's map in my head, heading towards Hooks. It said "younger-looking chicks" from what I remember. Thought I love milfs every now and then, I do like banging the 18 - 23 crowd since they're closer to my age (and maturity? Hehe)

Noemy (Or is Noelia? Fuck! I'm bad with names! - Hooks - From Paraguay. $200 As in any dark club, a chick looks damn good from far away. I saw her in her black dress, but surveyed the place for an hour or so. Place is nice, with younger girls than what I've seen in the forum. She seemed "classier" than the others, so I asked her to come over. (She also was not in the age range that I came to this place for, but she was the on my penis wanted.) We clicked pretty good, so much so that she turned from a "classy" woman to just a goofball chick. We went to my place the fun started. In the light she went from about a 7 to about a 5. But she was too cool.

Did the deed (BBBJ, DATY, French kissing, banged her all over the apartment in different positions) After we got done, we realized she needed to get back to the club. Walked her outside to get a taxi and off she went. Great gal.

Other than the scam in that little shithole, I figure it was a pretty good day. Went to sleep satisfied.

Oralskillz
11-22-07, 18:34
Went to the legendary Cafe Orleans. Damn, this place is small. Lots of chicks just sitting around waiting to get eye contact. One tall blond with a tight ass looked good. But she had this "I'm pissed off about the world" look in her face, so I did not bother. This one brunnette (almost black) should-length hair, came in about 30 mins later. Fucking HOTT! A face that says, "fuck me". Or it could also say "I'm too hot for you." My penis wants her. I saw her talk to a few guys, none of them sealed the deal. Finally, I decided to speak to her, but she wanted too much. I was trying to go with the established price ranges. But I guess she does think she's too hot.

At night went to La Lopez. Damn this place is nice. I'm from Houston and we got some nice strip clubs, but this place can compete with those. The dancers are hot. The hookers hot, but not a level or so below the dancers. Spoke to a Rollo (de Bogota) who came over to my table. Even though we had a great conversation, I decided not to buy her a drink. She left. My penis wants a real Argentinian tonight. I soon left after talking to a few of the girls, who seem to be real nice. Did not even try to get a feel of the price range.

Walked over to New Port. Nice little hooker club. Like a 1/20 th version of Help in Rio. Somewhat similar, in fact, that there was more than a handful of Brasilians there. In fact, I started bullshitting with some of them (fallo um pouco de Portuguese) specifically one from Manaus. But my penis wants an Argie. Saw this hot number in a tight pants. A little older in the face, but still hot. Spoke to her - she's from Uruguay. My penis says we've never met an Uruguayan before, so I gotta try and bang this one. Bullshitted, then tried to negotiate. She would not go for AR$200, which I figure was the price range in this place. She left. My little Manaus friend started trying to work on me. Even though the Manaus girls that I've meet in Rio have been straight out PSE chicks, my penis really want an Argie (and Uruguayan) tonight. Then I thought, what the fuck, I'll go fuck a chick from Manaus. But this chick would not go for $200. WTF? She's probably in the lower-third of the strata there!

So, I figure this day is a wash. I need a new strategy. Here I am, trying to make a stand for the monger brotherhood, and I ain't getting pussy today for doing so. Maybe I should just go into the "clueless gringo" mode and just start paying whatever they ask? At least I'll be banging some hot chick! I don't know. Oh well, day 2 is gone. Went to bed with blue balls.

Conchuir
11-22-07, 18:48
ORAL: I'll be an avid reader of your nightly adventures for the duration of your trip, making notes for my visit in Jan. Don't like the pricing structure you're competing against.

Boss Man
11-22-07, 19:15
I won't clutter your thread, just wanted to acknowledge your contribution:D.

Oralskillz
11-24-07, 20:53
A little late on updating this, have been too busy.

Day3 - Experience A - Nataly of Legalmente Bellas (Argentine, have a kid)

Looking around the different hooker webistes, Nataly's strong legs caught my eye. Too much damn make up, plus Photoshop kind of made me hesitant, but I needed to shoot one off. So, I called and was told she'd be in at 2 pm and the price is AR$200. I remember seeing a review saying it was a $150/ hr place, but I don't remember how old the review was. And to be honest, I don't really care about an extra US$18 at this point. (Someone please tell me what the real price is. I'd like to come back, and put the attendant on the spot for over-charging me. And still bang another chick from there. So I get to the place, and some big-bootyed attendant led me up to the apartment. She asked me for how long I'm going to stay. I'm glad I said one hour.

Sat in the room for a few minutes, then Nataly walks in. She seemed pretty happy to see me. And damn! This girl have curves! Not fatty curves either. She works out, and you can tell. In those tight spandex pants, her thighs, ass, calves, everything were popping! Her face shows some age, but she seems really cool and upbeat. And with a body that can compete with most 21 year olds, I'm not complaining. She left for a few minutes, then came back into the room. Actually, more like burst into the room, locked the door behind her, and jumped me. Deep, deep, french kissing. Hands all over me. I started to feel like I'm the ***** at this moment. Not complaining. Besides, I don't think I could've stopped her. She can probably kick my ass.

A little DATY (I can't help myself on that. After she cums, she then proceeds to flip me over and started sucking me hard. Deep, wet, sloppy BBBJ. What a beautiful sight. She then got the preservativo and started riding me. Most girls can only ride for so long. But since Nataly is fit, she was riding the shit out of me for at least 10 minutes. Hard riding at that. I gathered every strength I got and rolled her over for some mish. No matter what some people say about how missionary is boring, seeing a hot girl under you while you're banging away is exciting as hell. Besides, as my Brasilian Jiu-Jitsu sensei taught me, getting on top of and tight-close of someone stronger than you is probably the safest place to be. We then moved to doggie, and man, I had to stand back and just look at it for a while. The view of that strong, tight ass can make a Brasilian shed a tear. Then I just jumped on it and started banging away. Slapping it. And she was loving every second of it, watching herself on the mirror. What a nasty woman!

All these action, yet I still could not blow my load. But Nataly's a trooper, and more nasty BBBJ ensued. I finally blew all over those great man-mades.

I went to wash up and she was waiting for me outside the bathroom door. Gave me another big, wet kiss, then she walked to the hookers' den. It was nice watching her leave. The big-bootied receptionist then led me down the stairs. I actually had to hold the rails so I don't fall and embarrass myself. My knees felt kinda wobbly.

My first Argentine in Argentina (had some before back home) Pretty impressed.

Ratings:

Body - 8.0 - there's a little bit of signs of childbirth, or it would have gone higher.

Face - 7.0 - a little older than my preferences, but you can still see she was really fucking hot just a few years back. Great lips.

Attitude - 10 - Nice, accomodating, cheerful, nasty. What else can you want from a hooker?

Sex - 9 - Damn. That's all I gotta say.

Went to the Turkey Day festivities with the other pervs in this forum. Thanks everyone: Big Bossman, Jackpot, Jackson, Jack of Spades, Jaimito C, Sidney, Helpmann, and others who I only know by RN for making a BA newbie feel welcomed.

Sidney led Helpmann, Jack of Spades and I to Hooks. Sidney seemed to have fucked everybody at the place before. I saw the chick from the other night and said 'hi' to her. She was wearing some nice little red dress that just makes her ass stick out. I told myself I can't do a repeat. Not with her, not right now, anyway.

Day3 - Experience be - "L*" of Hooks (Argentine, have kid (s) (Only have first inital for name since it's her real name that I remember, not the "hooker name". Not sure if that's a no-no here or not.

Brown hair, with little streeks of blonde. Fake blue eyes. Short. Jack of Spades brought L over when he went to ask a hot young brunnette over to our seating area. She wasn't really even in my top 3 choices there, but I went and talked to her anyway. I told JOS to seal the deal with the brunnette or I would. My penis wanted her, too. L turned out to be very sweet. I usually look for the nasty girls, but after getting raped earlier in the day, sweet is just fine. L was very nice and agreed to AR$200 for 1 hour. We all sat there for the next couple of hours just bullshitting. I was having such a good time, I decided to ask L to stay the night, to which she agreed to do for AR$350. That's probably too much for TLN, but honestly, I never checked for TLN rates in BA. I didn't even know that was available.

Took L home and we got started. DATY, of course. French kissing, BBBJ, multiple positions. L did whatever I asked for. I didn't ask for cola. Not really into that. One thing about L is that she is very tigh. I guess she's managed to stay away from some of you donkey dicks. She woke my ass up at 7 in the morning, since she had to go home. Though I had fun with her, it really ticks me off when I get woken up. I'd probably never do TLN again in BA, unless the girl's family lived in another city or country. Rio garotas tend to be from some other Brasilian cities, and you basically have to wake them up to kick them out at 1 pm.

Body - 6.8 - she's well-proportioned for her tiny size, but no feature that say "pow!", so no 7. Signs of childbirth.

Face - 6.5 - cute, but she did go from 8.0 when inside the club.

Attitude - 10 - Very sweet. And also seem like a real genuine nice person, too. More of a GFE girl that you'd also take out, knowing that she wouldn't not embarrass you by being an obvious hooker, or acting low class. In fact, I just might take her out one of these days.

Sex - 8 - She did everything I asked for.

Overall, an excellent day in BA. Made some new friends, saw some football, got a PSE and a GFE, all in one day. It was a good day in BA.

Oralskillz
11-24-07, 21:24
Day 4 - Lorena of Hooks.

AVOID!

Was really cute in the face. Argentine father and Paraguayan mom. Really pettite. Medium length brown hair.

Great to talk to in the club and was willing for AR$200 for one hour.

At the apt? She's got what looks like burn marks all over her upper inner thighs. They look like she just had a two plots of cauliflower recently frozen off.

AVOID! She's should not even be trying to work with open sores like that. Or if some johns don't mind warts, why the hell does she think it looks remotely appetizing?

AVOID! Of you don't mind the warts, at least wait until they've been fully harvested, and the soil is back to it's normal state (ie no more sores)

Hope tomorrow's a better day.

Boss Man
11-24-07, 22:01
This is the run down 100 pesos for 30 minutes 120 for 45 150 for an hour. It is only 200 plus taxi for take out. Nothing has changed, read the local forum. The girls and management have told me straight out, they CAN'T change the price for locals, since they will boycott and seek pussy elsewhere. Management would rather charge 150 and get 20 clients a day than charge 200 and only get 10, makes perfect business sense to me. A 1000 pesos is 1000 pesos after all.

The problem is you, listen to your response, you don't care about an extra 18 bucks, they know this and that's why they quote foreigners 200 pesos, since they know you don't care. It is your money so do what you want. I will just point out that they charged you 50 pesos more simply because your a tourist. But at least the b*tches didn't charge you $200 US. LOL.

I really don't give a fuck since I speak spanish and get the local price whenever I go. But for those that care about being charged more than the locals, just take note.


So, I called and was told she'd be in at 2 pm and the price is AR$200. I remember seeing a review saying it was a $150/ hr place, but I don't remember how old the review was. And to be honest, I don't really care about an extra US$18 at this point. (Someone please tell me what the real price is. I'd like to come back, and put the attendant on the spot for over-charging me.

Oralskillz
11-25-07, 16:11
Thanks, Boss Man.

I'll insist on AR$150 next time around.

Oralskillz
11-28-07, 15:45
These two days were just filled with doing civilian stuff during the day, and exploring the different night options.

Blacks - Damn! I've never seen so many hot girls. I did see this one brunnette that looked exactly like my ex-bestfriend that I never got to fuck. Some old local got her out of there even before midnight. The dancers are hot. Will definitely be back for that one girl.

Madahos - More hotness! I think the dancers are hotter than Blacks'. The hookers are just a tad below Blacks, though. I saw a tall model type, with Sandra Bullock eyes. She disappeared before I can make my move. Also so a pettite brunnette with great ass. I'll be back for both.

Salome - Arrr, where's me treasure! AR$20 for drinks, AR$25(-forgot exactly amount for chica) Less than a handful of doables. One tall Dominican with a rap video body. Beautiful. Was asking for A$200.

Rio Cabana - We got here too late on a slow night. Girls are dressed a little classier than other mid-tier boliches. I could not get an exact drink fees structure from the waiter and bartender. I think they said AR$175 to take a girl out for an hour. This includes the drink and the fee for the girl. Seems like a good deal. Someone more knowledgeable about this place please clarify? Seems a nice laid-back place to pick up pussy.

Cocodrillo - not for the faint of heart. Lots of grandma hookers. Hardcore-looking girls. Some transvestites. Most of the clientele I would not turn my back on. Not my cup of tea.

Oralskillz
11-28-07, 15:53
My two wingmen and myself were in a prowl for a freaky chick that would do 3 on 1. With her being the 1. Lots of nervous curiosity from the girls we asked, but none panned out for one reason or another.

Being late, we decided to hit La Lopez. Being late, they gave us a 2 for 1 drink rate. Lots of girls still free tonight. Dos Luna recommended this freaky-looking Colombiana. He said she's a total freak. I was sold.

Long story short - Angie Perra. Colombiana. AR$300. Did not discuss length of session, and she stayed untl 7 am. BBBJ (loves to make eye contact) multi-position fucking, DATY, more BBBJ, then more BBBJ. This girl is a freak. Gave me her number the next day and she insisted I put "Perra" after her name.

Face - 8

Body - 6 - skinny, but soft. A little sign of chilbirth.

Attitude - this girl should be a porn-star.

Performance - see above.

Thanks, Dos Luna!

Oralskillz
11-28-07, 20:45
Experience A - Florencia of Cielo Private (Larrea 1072)

Florencia is a Porteņa. 23. Have one child. The jet black hair, pretty face, and the smooth pale skin got me turned on when she went to introduce herself. Out of the 7 in the lineup today, 4 were definitely doable. Cielo Private's fees and services are on the website. I chose the AR$250 session for an assured BBBJ.

The session with Florencia was good. The moans and screams seemed exagerrated. But I'm so turned on by girls with her looks that it did not matter. She still did whatever I asked. BBBJ, MPCFS, more BBBJ, french kissing.

Face - 7.5 - I just love this kind of look.

Body - 7 - curvier than your average Argentine, curvy in a sexy way.

Attitude - 7 - friendly, a little professional. But was game for whatever I asked for.

Performance - 7 - could have used less fake moaning.

Overall a good session. Probably should have gotten a better performance the price. The location is excellent. Nice furniture and everything's clean.

Experience B - C*(real name again; not sure if it's okay to post RN) - Catto's.

C is from Paraguay, but not from Asuncion. 23 yo. Around 5'6, blonde hair. Piercing brown eyes. Probably her best feature. Slim, but a little midsection softness due to childbirth.

My two wingmen and I ended up in Catto's. Noticed there's a new, tall, part-Chinese Argentine girl stripping. Never seen a body like that on a Chinese face. Wow!

The waiter recommended C and I figured I might as well see if he could be relied upon when it comes to recs. Called her over and noticed that she is prettier up close than away. (Bottle) blonde hair with piercing brown eyes. She seemed really nice. We agreed on AR$200 with no mention of time.

Back at the apartment, started of with a chat, then a little messing around like two high-school kids. Lots of DFK's. Only a little DATY - she's real sensitive. The sex started and she was very willing with everything I asked for. Even though she was not a moaner and screamer, I could tell she was enjoying it much more than the girl from earlier the day.

She left at noon and gave her an extra AR$10 for taxi.

Overall, a great experience with a really nice girl. Though I promised myself I wouldn't do all-nighters in BA after the first one, this one was not so bad. She did not bother me or wake me up at all. Sometimes, some of us pervs appreciate a little spooning.

Face - 8.5 - Damn those eyes.
Body - 6.5 - Have one of those 'long' bodies, but kinda soft in the middle and there's a huge ass tat of a scorpion below her navel. I'm so tired of tats on women.
Attitude - 8.5 - very nice and willing.
Performance - 8 - very willing, and receptive to being given pleasure.

Esten
11-29-07, 02:12
Great reporting dude. I still haven't made it to Cocodrillo yet, but based on your report sounds like I'm not missing much.

Oralskillz
12-02-07, 20:03
Sorry for the belated update. This is for Day 9.

Hooked up with CanCon and we went to Rio Cabaņa again. This time, the girls were dressed like a regular hooker boliche. For some strange reason, the fee structure were more in line with other mid-tier boliches. AR$20 drinks for men, and AR$40/45 for chicas. I guess the bartender didn't feel like trying to rip us off tonight. Been to Brasil, Cuba, and Colombia. I've never been in a country where people are always trying to get that extra peso from you if they think they can get away with it. Fuck building a business relationship and having a regular customer. So much for being "the more civilized" latin country. But I still like this place. Back to Rio Cabana--we haven't finished our drinks when we decided to leave. Nothing really for us here.

Went to New Port. Right away, I notice this girl that was in the Turkey Day party at L'Alliance. She's a cutie with a jet black hair. I also noticed a girl with her with glow-in-the-club panties peering out of her jean skirt. Her body is not normally what I would go for. But with her face, the eyes, high cheekbones, and long brown hair, she reminded of this girl I was dating back in the States a few months ago. Just replace the eyes with blue, and the teeth with those perfect American teeth, and they'd be carbon copies. That was the only girl in years that got me all thinking about crazy shit like marriage, and such. And I never even fucked this girl. I was even kinda down when the whole thing ended before it even started. Well, I told myself, I'll be fucking her tonight -- by proxy. Called glow panties over and we started to chat. Name is Noelia, Paraguaya, around 5'6", big boned, nice perky tits, but cute as shit. Chatted with her while assisting Cancon in negotiations with a Brasileirha loira with GREAT ass and big tits. Noelia agreed on $250 for a couple of hours. Hung out for a bit, then crossed the street to Jackson's apt.

Right after getting in the apt, she said she recognized the place. I guess one of you pervs got your greasy hands on her already. Haha. And from the same apt, too! We had a good laugh about it.

We chatted for a bit, then got to the action. Services are BBBJ, DATY, MPCFS, more BBBJ, french kissing. After finishing and cleaning up, chatted up some more. She said she's tired, and I told her she could stay if wants to. She decided to stay. We both slept good until noon. I gave her an extra $50 for tip.

Experience A - Noelia, Paraguaya AR$250 agreed, but gave more.

Face - 8.0 - For me, one of those striking faces with her eyes high cheekbones.

Body - 7.0 - no baby, but she's already getting soft in the middle. The tits are nice and perky, with pink nipples.

Sex - 8.0 - did everything I asked for.

Attitude - 8.5 - I really jelled with this chic. I might consider taking her out if I find the time.

These Paraguayas have been a pleasant surprise on this trip. Great attitudes and performances.

Oralskillz
12-02-07, 20:38
Dos Luna, Cancon, and I decided to hit Blacks. Today was their 17th anniversary or something. All the girls look like they're about to go to some presidential ball or something. Fuck they looked so good. But it was so crowded in the club. Lots of sausage, too. The girls were in the let's negotiate now mode, which really turns me off.

During this time, we lost Dos Luna, so Cancon and I decided to hit the next best thing to Blacks -- Madahos. You just can't go to either of these places then go to Hooks or Ness. The talents, looks-wise, are just not in the same league.

In Madahos, scoped out this short morocha with big tits and ass. Called her over, and she said her name is Sandra. Half-Brasilian, half-Argentine. Real sweet. Thirty years old, with two kids. Practiced my Portuguese for a while, before we got down to business. She started off on the standard AR$600 asking price. I told her I may be a gringo, but I'm a somewhat informed gringo. She agreed on AR$400, but requested that I do not tell the other chicas what we agreed on.

While chatting up with her, I was just running my hands all over her body. The curves. Firm curves. With her speaking Portuguese, great memories from up north started creeping in. With great timing, Cancon said he's tired and about ready to head home. I told Sandra we're ready to go, and she went to get changed.

Got to the apartment, and like a good hooker, first thing she did was go to the restroom for a quick shower. She came out with only a towel on. When she let the towel fall to the floor, her body had Brasil all over it. Tan, small waiste, GREAT ass, power thighs, with small ankles. Built for one thing -- fucking. Beautiful. She got me on the bed and started a BBBJ. Now, I don't consider myself big since I don't have a 12 incher, but I've never had anybody take me all the way to the balls. She got me all the way past her tonsils. Man, that was a great sensation. And she wasn't even gagging! I let her do this for a while, of course.

Then I had her get on all fours. I just had to look at that bunda. Maravilhosa! Perfect! It was so perfect that I had to lick her asshole. I PROBABLY would have not done so if she had not showered first, but I was all over that hole. My fingers were all over her pussy. Only one thing to do next--doggy style. I started banging away, but she wanted it harder. I had to oblige. After a few minutes of banging away as hard as I could, I realized I was getting light-headed. So, note to self: before a trip back to Brasil, do more cardio.

I let her do the work for some time by letting her do cowgirl. Then mish. Then had her stand by the side of the bed, then bent her over. I'm not really into anal, but an ass like hers needs to be fucked. I started putting lube on that booty hole and she asked me with a surprised expression, "cola?". Of course, knowing Brasileiras, they may have doubts about anal, but they go crazy once you have your dick in there. I just gave her a nod put it in slowly. The expected change in facial expression change happened. A few more get to know strokes, and next thing you know, she wanted it harder. But this time, I got my second wind, so I went to town on that cuzinha. We exploded together.

Experience - Sandra, Madahos; Argentine / Brasilian; AR$400; stayed almost 3 hours.

Face - 8.0 - She was pretty in the club, but even prettier in the light. Some age showing.

Body - 8.0 - Other than little signs of child-birth, perfect for me.

Attitude - 8.5 - Great girl.

Performance - 9.5 - Deep throat BBBJ, Anal, DFK, power fucking.

Esten
12-04-07, 02:18
Sounds like you made a good selection at Madahos... nice.

Note to self - get a blowjob from Sandra.