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AllIWantIsLove
02-02-08, 11:14
Recently I went to Las Heras 2126 piso 7 dpto. E (near Uriburu) to see Celina (http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=10055), telephone 4800-1629.

Bottom line: avoid Celina if you want more than just a massage; avoid the place if you want a reasonably clean shower; don't trust anything you are told on the phone by the mamasan. Celina, on her web page, claims to speak English, not just Basic English, but English. She does not speak a word of English.

I was told on the phone, and more than once, that relax was included. In fact it sounded like anything I wanted was included. Although it was not put that way. Several girls use the same phone number (see below) but Celina I think is the only one who lists herself as only a masajista; the others, as I recall, list themselves as escorts or maybe both. I was going for the massage but of course I was also interested in at least a handjob and would have been OK with more.

Celina showered with me before the massage. The shower was, as I guess is usually the case, the common tub/shower arrangement. The tile around the shower/tub was filthy. The bottom of the tub is not non-slip. The water seemed to need constant adjustment and there didn't seem to be enough hot water. Although Celina is really small, and I am not too much larger, there was barely room for both of us.

But that's not the bad part. The massage was decent. I knew that time was passing but I also knew that relax was included so I was not worried about running out of time before the handjob. But then the phone in the room rings and she tells me that time is up. But, I say, what about the relax. She says massage only, no relax. I say that I was told relax was included. She says just a minute and leaves the room for 30 seconds, comes back in and says, again, time is up. So I say, I was desperate to get my rocks off, how about if I pay for more time. She leaves the room for 30 seconds and comes back and says we have another client. So I am really pissed but I am also no longer interested in a handjob from this girl so I get dressed. On my way out I tell her that I want to talk to the mamasan but she tells me that the mamasan is busy.

If you visit one of the other girls here you will certainly find the same filthy shower. What kind of service you might receive from the other girls who work here I do not know. But do not believe what you are told on the telephone.

Some other girls who use the same phone number are:

Seleste, http://www.tacosaltos.com/2939_Seleste_4800-1629_Mujeres.html,

Azabache, http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=10175,

Debora, http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=10179, and

Fiamma, http://www.tacosaltos.com/3163_Fiamma_4800-1629_Mujeres.html

Photos of the girls are attached.

Bob

El Alamo
02-02-08, 13:26
I know Celina. She has an awesome body but is not a GFE. She has a boyfriend and she is only passing the time of day as an escort.

By the way, Celina is not a masajista. She is an escort. All of the girls who advertise as majasitas on Platynum, Gemidos or most of the other sites also advertise themselves as escorts on the same site or other sites.

They know about as much about giving a massage as I know about fixing the fuel injection system on a Lambirghini.

They are escorts, regardless of what site you find them on. Don't even mention massage. Do them twice and leave.

However, if you make the mistake of telling them you are looking for a massage you will have the same experience as the previous poster. They will give you a half-ass massage - you might get a happy ending - and your wallet will be missing a couple hundred pesos.

Don't even mention massage regardless of what site you found the masajista on. Do them twice - you can have their world famous massage as an intermission - and leave.

Masajistas exist only for those who think they exist. These girls are all escorts unless they think that you think they are masajistas - in which case you might be lucky to have a happy ending.

Don't feel too bad. The local boards are filled with reports from Argentineans who fall for the same scam. Even the locals don't know that all masanjistas (with a few exceptions) are first and foremost escorts - do them twice and leave. The massage is a freebee between the first and second act.

If you have doubts about this - send one of your friends to Celina. If he doen't mention the word massage she will do your friend twice - just like every escort.

The word massage will never enter the conversation