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TejanoLibre
07-24-08, 20:24
Here we go boys and girls. Due to all of the pms that I have recieved concerning G. H. B I will make an attempt to educate the masses.

G. H. B is and has been used as a date-rape drug for many years and as such has received a very bad and well deserved rap!

However, when taken voluntarily and with your partner's consent it will bring out the PORN-STAR in everyone!

Unbelievable sex acts will be performed by all. You will feel hornier than a teenager at band camp!

Animal lust, instantaneous orgies, etc, etc. Male and female alike!

Complete and total loss of inhibitions. As if I had any to begin with.

The key is proper dosage and zero alcohol. That's it.

Recently the FDA has approved a new drug by the name of XYREM that is the most strictly controlled legal drug in the USA!

It is highly unlikely that any of us could ever obtain a prescription but there is no harm in trying.

At this moment it is very expensive and insurance will not cover it.

It has a unique history in that once it was scheduled as a schedule 1 narcotic (no medical use) and now it is available by prescription because they lowered the classification.

Although prescribed for boring uses like narcolepsy and alcoholism it's a 'hard-on in a jar! '

Kind of like janitor in a drum.

Within 9 minutes you are feeling uncontrollable urges to fuck anything that moves!

I MEAN ANYTHING SO BEWARE!

Mr. Happy is larger, harder and more sensitive than you could ever imagine. It's just unbelieveable. AND I SHOULD KNOW!

Sure, it has a few side effects if you over do it.

Sore penis due to 6 hour sessions comes to mind. Along with sore chochis and colas too!

Ideal for premature types as it can delay the happy ending.

The ¨CHOCHI ¨. A nice and cute way to call the chicas frontal portal.

They don't mind this affectionate term.

Oh yes, take too much and you will fall asleep or throw-up or both. Bad news.

Here comes the BAD news: As G. H. B on the street it is considered an illegal substance in most parts of the world due to it's bad reputation.

Good news: Now available at your local drugstore. Sort of?

Street price:.33 us cents per dose.

Legal price: $750.00 to $1000.00 dollars per month!

WORTH EVERY FUCKING DIME!

Please visit the Wikipedia site and check-out Xyrem and GHB on your own.

Also try searching ¨ghb and sex ¨ or any combination.

I'm Out. Of GHB! Oh shit!