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Want Milk
10-04-08, 12:52
All I want is a little MILK. Day 1

Ah well here I am for the first time in BA. Jackson met me at the apt got the computer going on the internet. Rather a touch of class I thought. Then off to get a cell phone and check out the sites. I went to the Cafe Orleans.

In Microcenter geting there via Metro and walking. I had a microscopic cup of cafe for $3 USD and enjoyed the view of 10 or 12 chicas. I have rather loose standards as I am looking mainly looking for a recent mommy who can give a good massage and a decent bbbj and / or hand job. Hey, sucking tit is an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids with power tools. Looks are secondary - mainly for scenery. No luck at the Orleans but I had a lot of fun talking and seeing their expressions when I asked what they used their tits for.

I started el noche by the cemetary in Recoleta and picked up a ton of credit sized ads from the touts. To pay for their crimes I practiced my Spanish on them until they walked.

Away shaking their heads. They always asked is I was from Brasil. I ain't.

I is a Las Vegan. I stopped at one or two of the clubs. The pitch was the same - 30 to 50 $FM (funny money) for 1 drink and 50 for a girl's drink. I ended up at the New Port bar where I spent 3 hours beating up the local girls with my cro magnon Spanish. The girls who were working wanted 300. It seemed a little stiff as I normally spend $12 USD at Villa Vimosa in Rio for 30 - 45 minutes. No one there at New Port had any milk or would admit to having any.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. Day 2

The girls here are bonitas. Like a dog at a fire hydrant I walk around with a smile on my old old face. I'm closing in on 65 which is no problem if I have.

Bicycle pump and kilo of Viagra. Not to mention the right milk maiden. Need my calcium. I set up a BA tour with Laura for Day 3. I took the metro to.

Microcenter to the Cafe Orleans for my daily gram of cafe. There were 8 or 10 different girls there and I sat down by 2 of them and asked if they would like some cafe. I'm no ordinary fool. A coke or juce costs 20 $FM. We talked for about an hour or so then I got down to business. Tiene leche? I knew that.

The blonde that said she had a 6 month old was spilling over. Si! I got her cell number, tiped her and her amiga 20 each and split. I couldn't take her right.

Then. So I guess there is a 50-50 chance for mas tarde. After a long long nap I spent the evening in Microcenter at Hook, Cattos and Ness. I liked Cattos.

The best. Live music, and I found a really snuggly buxsom girl that I walked back to the corner and talked and we felt each either up for about an hour.

Her sister is overflowing with milk she says and gave me her number. I tipped her 50. Then I made the awful mistake of going to the dump next to the closed.

Cafe Exedra. Why? Cause they offered a 'full' massage for 80 after I bought a 30 coke. The average looking latina girl walked me into the cabina.

To a plastic two part couch. She pushed the two halves together and I disrobed and she gave me a painfull rubdown on my hairy chest and back and then asked for another drink. "Maybe later" is my standard reply. I put her hand on my pobre pistola and she jurked it away and cotinued to tortue me. Fuck!

Enuf is enuf. "Estoy fim" I think she said. I got the point. When I got dressed another chick entered the cabina. "Es necessary tu paga the girl". Some spanglish. This was toooooo much. I touched noses with her and said urgently, "What's another word for thesaurus? Por favor! " That confused her long enuf. And I left. More tomorrow. This is a great adventure!

By the way. Somewhere in the site there's info about lacting girls but I'll be damned if I can find it. Any ideas?