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Sinistra
02-17-09, 16:58
I know a lot of us, when we have a bad session, we don't bother to report it. We like to give long reports over great times, but we have a shitty one, we don't report it, thus leaving our brethren at risk.

Here is my suggestion: rather than giving a long report, we just leave a name and a phone number and just a couple of words about the session. That way our brothers can do a simple search of Argentina Private and find a person to avoid and we don't have to spend a lot of time rehashing it.

So in the title I would write: Federica - 15-6613-9494

In the report I would write: Crappy massage, worse sex.
And if possible provide a link: http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Especiales/Federica/Federica1.htm

See? How long did that take me?

BadMan
02-17-09, 17:14
Thanks for the report Sinistra.

As service and experience are generally subjective, I would personally ask a little bit more about looks.

I was actually going to go see this girl a couple weeks ago. But I wasn't sure about the level of photo shop.

http://www.bairesplat.com.ar/sec/ver_aviso.php?id=122&photo=122_0.jpg

Are the pics accurate? The fact that she is 34 gives me the idea the pictures might be old.

Thanks in advance.

BM

Sinistra
02-17-09, 17:44
Thanks for the report Sinistra.

http://www.bairesplat.com.ar/sec/ver_aviso.php?id=122&photo=122_0.jpg

Are the pics accurate? The fact that she is 34 gives me the idea the pictures might be old.

Thanks in advance.

BM.She looks closer to 44 and leathery, and though her ass is still decent, she has an untoned belly. Her massage truly lacks technique and she turns her head to the side when she's fucking you. She *is* nice, though. In a motherly kind of way.

BadMan
02-17-09, 17:55
44? Yikes.

I had a feeling those pictures were circa 98.

The service, I can improve but 44 and leathery?

I will probably skip it. Too bad, that ass really looked nice.

Thanks again,

BM.
She looks closer to 44 and leathery, and though her ass is still decent, she has an untoned belly. Her massage truly lacks technique and she turns her head to the side when she's fucking you. She *is* nice, though. In a motherly kind of way.

Sinistra
09-15-09, 19:57
I've tried a lot of massages in town. I've been looking at "masajistas matriculadas," which means they are registered somewhere as professional. Here are three I've tried lately that if you had them on your list, you should cross them off.

Sofy.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/sofy/bk00.htm
Massage was only average, she's not as attractive as the pictures, she takes calls during the massage and is not worth the 120p/hour.

Vanesa
http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Especiales/Vanesa/Vanesa1.htm
Muy mala onda. She's charges a lot for an hour (150p) and she's kind of a b*tch, even though I tried to be nice to her.

Karina
http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Especiales/Karina/Karina1.htm

Ugly, fat and old. She has a couple of certificates hanging in her apartment, but if she's had any real training, I'll eat a condom.

Giovanni B
09-15-09, 20:35
I've tried a lot of massages in town. I've been looking at "masajistas matriculadas," which means they are registered somewhere as professional. Here are three I've tried lately that if you had them on your list, you should cross them off.

Sofy.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/sofy/bk00.htm

Massage was only average, she's not as attractive as the pictures, she takes calls during the massage and is not worth the 120p / hour.You are awesome in your reports and I can not imagine how much money you are saving us. Wonder if these ladies notice an increase or decrease in their business after giving you a massage? Thanks for sharing your experiences.

Sinistra
09-21-09, 23:37
Pato. *sigh* What an AMAZING rack.

http://www.masajes.com.ar/pato/index.html

Too bad she won't let you touch it. She's very, very, very, very zen. Very zen. Aromatherapy, pressure points, blah blah blah. It was a decent enough massage but I felt like all the foo-foo zen was just about avoiding doing the real work of digging into my muscles. Also, happy ending was with a rubber glove (yuck) and she made ZERO eye contact. Detached. Bummer. She had the exact onda of a girl who has a boyfriend and really loves him and is trying to stay emotionally faithful. Awwww. True love. I just wanna touch that magnificent rack!

Esten
09-22-09, 00:37
Too bad about Pato. Such potential for greatness. I can see why you tried this one. Heck she's even leaning forward or pushing them together in her photos! Did you get similar views or was she covered up? I don't mind being teased (even if I can't touch) but the glove is insane. I would have got up and left. Maybe she needed some $encouragement.

Sinistra
09-22-09, 01:08
Too bad about Pato. Such potential for greatness. Maybe she needed some $encouragement.One thing I've learned is that you NEVER try to do a buy on a girl who is trying to remain emotionally faithful to somebody else. It's a one way ticket to cold-fishdom. I hate it when somebody gives off the "I really wish I were someplace else" vibe. It beyond sucks.

Sinistra
10-20-09, 00:01
http://www.masajes.com.ar/vip51/index.html

I'm still in search of the perfect combination of great massage, sexy and great to talk to. I tried Abril because she looked reasonably cute and is said to be a certified massage therapist (matriculada) Her massage was average, she arrived to the room 10 minutes late, she was done 15 minutes before time was supposed to be up and she was fairly non-interactive. It wasn't horrible, by any means, but there are lots better out there and she's not worth wasting your money on.

Cordoba Dan
10-23-09, 10:08
While I can't say she is a total avoid, I did feel compelled to post that Selena doesn't appear close to her photos. Another classic case of her face not being shown and using a model's photos who must be a good 20 years younger. I booked a few hours in advance and arrived to find her extended well into my appointment with a client. This wound up being good fortune as I was speaking to her as if she were the madame and finally she said that she was Selena and would need atleast another half hour to wrap up, which allowed for a quick and easy get away.

Having said that, she may provide world class service and offers a full menu but don't bring any fantasies of meeting someone remotely like the photos.