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TejanoLibre
05-16-09, 02:38
I think that we are ALL tired of getting fucked without getting kissed and I think that it's time to do something about it now!

Does ANYBODY actually think that it's fair for a bar / club / whatever to charge:

1. $80.00 pesos cover.

2. $140.00 pesos chica drink (times 2!)

3. $600.00 pesos for Lame Duck Fucks!

Now your at $820.00 to say "Hello Honey."

Oh Yeah, be back in an hour or else!

Everytime you go there no matter how many times you've been there!

Fuck That Boys!

Why don't we open up our own little ULTRA PRIVATE CLUB?

AP Members Only:

1. No Line.

2. No Cover.

3. FREE DRINKS.

4. Chica Drinks nominal charge.

5. No time limits. No clocks allowed.

6. No Local Assholes Wasting Chica Time!

7. Hand-Selected Chicas.

8. A Place of Our Own!

9. No Police.

10. No Rules.

11. No Bull-Shit!

12. NOT A (2) SECOND WALK-THROUGH WHERE YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE GIRLS TEETH!

Now, think back to the old west style bordellos. Mae West kicked-back on a bright, red, velvet daybed !

Red Velvet Everywhere . Gaudy Golden Accents . Candle obras !

A piano player in the background.

Over-stuffed sofas and armchairs with scantily clad Chicas longing for your acceptance!

A typical butler type offering free drinks and handfuls of Viagra on a silver platter.

Yes, it can be done boys.

A place to hang-out WITH the chicas where you can get to know them or at least count their teeth before your forced into a bad and expensive decision!

A place where you don't have to pay $220.00 to say ¨Hello! ¨

I am going to make this happen with your help!

How do we do it?

Is it legal?

The Place:

1. Officially it will be MY apartment.

2. I will NOT be selling drinks.

3. I will NOT be charging a cover charge.

4. The Chicas are ¨friends ¨of mine. (ours)

5. If you like each other then nature follows!

6. There will be extra bedrooms for our over-night guests.

7. Take-out and Delivery will be an option.

8. Etc, etc, etc.

The Catch:

1. Anchor Members. A one time fee that will be good for a Life-Time Membership. Non-recurring fee.

Anchor or ¨Emerald ¨ Members will benefit from no line, no cover, free drinks and a certain amount of Chica's Services per year. Plus you may bring a certain amount of guests at no charge.

2. Platinum Members: No line, No Cover, discounted drinks, certain amount of guests allowed per visit for a nominal cover charge. Recurring Fees.

3. Gold Members: Discounted cover, discounted drinks. Recurring fees.

4. Silver Members: I'll let you in! Recurring fees.

You will recover your fees in a matter of visits .

The Game Plan:

1. The Place will be OWNED so it will NOT Go out of business!

(I bet some of you are thinking about Nautilus, Health World, etc.)

2. It will not be a business subject to Police Bribes or permits, etc. But if it is then so be it! Bribes are cheap down here.

3. I am willing to put my face on this deal and I will have to live there and call it my ¨HOME¨for all intents and purposes. Legal, etc. I have Citizenship.

4. I have the ideal location pre-selected.

I want:

1. 200 Anchor Members.

2. 100 Platinum Members.

3. 100 Gold Members.

4. 100 Silver Members.

Or something like that but ALWAYS a very limited and select group of members.

How often are there (500) AP members in town at any given moment?

Shit, let's do it with (300) members and REALLy make it super select, ultra private!

I'm In!

Thanks Boys!

Think about it!

TL

P.S - This should be really easy to scrape together 300 to 400 serious mongers with pocket change in hand .

Hell , don´t think of it as a Club ..... think of it as TL´s Butt-Hut .

A place to hang-out and shoot the shit with the boys while grabbing a girl for the rodeo !

Miami Bob
05-16-09, 03:00
Bob will be in town the first half of June. I'm in.

Master J
05-16-09, 03:12
Sound like a plan. My initial comment is count me in. Just a thought though.

I remember passing by a street scene where some cops were talking to a man outside a building on a side street in one of the neighborhoods. The cabbie who was in the know said the cops were coming by the brothel for their monthly shakedown / payout.

I wonder once some of the female board readers get wind of this or how the chicas spread the word of an gringo oasis, how long before there would be a knock on the door. For me I always remember BA is an AWAY game. Not trying to be negative or rain on your parade. Be there in July. Keep us posted.

Donkey Punch
05-16-09, 05:20
Read the book I gave you. It talks about getting game and also the house projects and pitfalls.

Donkey punch.

Miami Bob
05-16-09, 11:24
You need to develop some contact and knowledge so that you don't end up in the middle of a big fat shit cocktail. I'm sure Gissell knows the routine and might share some info.

Bob

Jackjack1
05-16-09, 12:31
I'm in. I'll bring the Twister game and the Disco ball. Exon, you bring the Strobe lights.

Jack

BadMan
05-16-09, 13:41
TL,

If you are talking comparable quality and quantity, then I'm in.

Great idea btw. Keep us updated.

Regards,

BM

RobBarone
05-16-09, 13:55
If that becomes a realitly. I am in. Got that! I will be there in BA in a couple of months. Better be ready then.

Thanx man!

QuakHunter
05-16-09, 15:10
Count me in. As long as I am on the interviewing committee. HMFIC of screening employees. Oh yeah, I also volunteer to be Treasurer.

Great idea.

TejanoLibre
05-17-09, 01:58
Sound like a plan. My initial comment is count me in. Just a thought though.

I remember passing by a street scene where some cops were talking to a man outside a building on a side street in one of the neighborhoods. The cabbie who was in the know said the cops were coming by the brothel for their monthly shakedown / payout.

I wonder once some of the female board readers get wind of this or how the chicas spread the word of an gringo oasis, how long before there would be a knock on the door. For me I always remember BA is an AWAY game. Not trying to be negative or rain on your parade. Be there in July. Keep us posted.I fully understand your concerns and I will make the arrangements as necessary to avoid any problems.

The place is the ¨Penthouse ¨ or top floor of the building and there are NO neighbors in the rest of the building. (unbelievable building!)

Located far enough from either building to the right or to the left of it.

Noise will not be a problem and neither will there be a problem from complaining neighbors.

There is a doorman (24) hours a day in the lobby.

It is a very safe location.

I will appoint someone like Jackson to handle the fees until the deal can be completed.

Maybe Sidney?

Anyway, I was thinking that we can also offer a type of membership that is called ¨Life-Plus.¨

The ¨Life-Plus¨membership will entitle the member to stay in the place while he is in BA as if it's a hotel or private apartment for a total cost of ZERO per day.

I would jump on this deal because you will save tons of cash on your hotel / apartment rental while your in town.

This alone would pay for the Life-Plus membership in very little time.

Of course these would have to be very limited. Part-time room-mates!

Yes dear I'll be staying at the brothel while I'm in BA so I will be completely fucked-out when I return!

Also, ALL memberships can be upgraded and they can also be sold to other members on this site.

Jackson will receive an honorary membership .

If I can get enough people interested in this project then I think we can have a very nice place for most of us to hang and bang!

You can always pm me if you are interested in a limited partnership or any other arrangement.

20 - Life Plus
50 - Life
100 - Platinum
100 - Gold
100 - Silver

370 total memberships . This number could be lowered considerably once we can attain critical mass and are ready to move in .

Please feel free to add your views and commentary.

Pro or con!

Take Care,

TL

Bizzie
05-17-09, 03:06
TL,

It was good to see you in BA and good to hear that you are moving forward with the private club idea.

Did you want me to send you those pics?

B

Thunderblaster
05-21-09, 01:47
And I would love to participate in your new club:)

I am a new member here. New in BA but not new as a world sex traveler:)

Roberto

TejanoLibre
05-21-09, 18:46
And I would love to participate in your new club:)

I am a new member here. New in BA but not new as a world sex traveler:)

RobertoWelcome aboard Robert!

I have the attorneys working on the deal as we speak.

Drawing up the legal shit and putting together the outline for the various memberships.

Limited or ultra exclusive is what I prefer!

More on this subject later!

Take Care,

TL

Meforu 2000
05-21-09, 20:12
That sounds real good, I get in to town Saturday of next week, and will be stayin for only 3 days but if I have a place like this your talkin about it would be great. Count me in

Spassmusssein
05-21-09, 21:34
I think I know, what is and will be the idea.

Penthouse with the highest 360 degrees view in the center.

In the Twintowers.

The place could always be used as a private club.

Maybe a jacuzzi should be installed.

Wish you luck and call me to develop ideas!

WorldTravel69
05-25-09, 04:25
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Spassmusssein
05-25-09, 19:09
WT69!

You should post it in Clarin.

Maybe in BA-Herald as well.

An idea like that, you have to organize decent, discreet and honestly or forget it.

Do you know, by ocasion, how real-estate works here?

Maybe one day.

Thanks to your great public aviso, the property is now off market.

Thank you, very, very much. Great strategic player!!!

TejanoLibre
05-28-09, 21:34
TL,

If you are talking comparable quality and quantity, then I'm in.

Great idea btw. Keep us updated.

Regards,

BMI spent a few hours with the owner at the unit on Monday afternoon and the place is very nice and could be an ideal little hide-away for AP members.

The unit is in the penthouse or top floor of the building so it is naturally secluded.

The only access to the Twin Towers is through the penthouse.

EVERY chica in BA will want you to fuck her in the towers!

It just does that to women! The Towers have that power!

A (24) hour doorman / guard must be bypassed to reach the elevator.

So what do we do next?

It's not a huge unit that can be a nightclub but it can be a private, little lounge with Chicas for our own personal use.

The condition is excellent, the views are 360 degrees. Killer views of the Puerto Madero, San Telmo, Florida Street neighborhoods. You can see Uruguay on a clear night.

Now, Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

I mean who wants to invest in the purchase of the penthouse. Not the business.

It will take a few years for the millionaire part!

Or memberships. But that is secondary?

This is a once in your lifetime opportunity.

You can pm me and we can discuss it.

The unit is underpriced. Or at least fairly priced.

Architecturally it is probably THE MOST IMPORTANT BUILDING IN BA!

An Art Nouveau Masterpiece!

Or you can buy some worthless piece of metal and cement in Palermo that will be torn down in about 40 years. Or just fall down on it's own.

Send me a pm and I will send you the info.

Thanks,

TL

BadMan
05-29-09, 01:04
From your description, you must be talking about the Kavanagh building.

If that is the case, I know the penthouse.

Nice digs.

Regards,

BM.

Spassmusssein
05-29-09, 18:15
"Art nouveau", "Art deco", "Jugendstil": 1890 - 1905.

Edificio Kavanagh: 1936

Palacio Barolo: 1923

TejanoLibre
05-29-09, 21:27
From your description, you must be talking about the Kavanagh building.

If that is the case, I know the penthouse.

Nice digs.

Regards,

BM.Blows Away the Cavanaugh!

It's in a different league!

Unbelievable!

TL

TejanoLibre
06-02-09, 18:26
Blows Away the Cavanaugh!

It's in a different league!

Unbelievable!

TLIt is a one of a kind structure and opportunity.

I'm not looking for (200) investors.

Maybe (5) or (6) investors and the rest can be members that pay annual dues.

This would all be done legally and with attorneys and escribanos.

You will ALWAYS be able to sell or upgrade your part of the deal.

The time is now.

Thanks,

R

P.S - This place should appreciate dramatically in the next few years !