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TejanoLibre
01-31-12, 07:50
And here we go boys :

1.) If they look like a Pro you can bet your last peso that it will NOT be a G. F. E!

2.) If they are enhanced it's ONLY bait! They are Master Baiters!

3.) I understand the need or obsession to enhance, but if she looks like a Master Lock (case hardened) forget about it!

4.) My Motto :

GO UGLY EARLY!

You will not be disappointed!

Grab a 7 and she will fuck you like a 10. Or do the opposite and see what I am talking about!

5.) The business is based on false advertisment. KNOW IT!

6.) Search, find, bind and befriend Chicas that make less money than you!

You would be surprised that some of these girls make 60k a month!

Wether it's pesos or dollars it's great money down here boys !

7.) NEVER send a little Western Union "Hello," because there is a sucker born with every hard-on!

8.) Find a nice, beautiful person, humble and attractive to you for whatever reason and go with the flow!

Usually from Paraguay!

(9.) LEARN SPANISH!

10.) Follow my COMPLETE interview process and you will have a 95% KILL RATIO! More on the interview process later!

Later,

TL.

Maybe going to manage an Island in Brazil! Sales and PR with boat slips and a kick-ass marina with a hotel and cabanas!

ISLA GRANDE!

Back in the Saddle Again!

You boys better come see me and the BUNDAS!

Moveon
01-31-12, 09:18
And here we go boys :

1.) If they look like a Pro you can bet your last peso that it will NOT be a G. F. E!

2.) If they are enhanced it's ONLY bait! They are Master Baiters!

3.) I understand the need or obsession to enhance, but if she looks like a Master Lock (case hardened) forget about it!

4.) My Motto :

GO UGLY EARLY!

You will not be disappointed!

Grab a 7 and she will fuck you like a 10. Or do the opposite and see what I am talking about!

5.) The business is based on false advertisment. KNOW IT!

6.) Search, find, bind and befriend Chicas that make less money than you!

You would be surprised that some of these girls make 60k a month!

Wether it's pesos or dollars it's great money down here boys!

7.) NEVER send a little Western Union "Hello," because there is a sucker born with every hard-on!

8.) Find a nice, beautiful person, humble and attractive to you for whatever reason and go with the flow!

Usually from Paraguay!

(9.) LEARN SPANISH!

10.) Follow my COMPLETE interview process and you will have a 95% KILL RATIO! More on the interview process later!

Later,

TL.

Maybe going to manage an Island in Brazil! Sales and PR with boat slips and a kick-ass marina with a hotel and cabanas!

ISLA GRANDE!

Back in the Saddle Again!

You boys better come see me and the BUNDAS!Yup, words of wisdom, indeed.

2 Most important questions right off the top of my head are:

"Bucal sin globito?"

"Cuanto tiempo haciendo sexo de todo con migo?"

There are a ton more, ofcourse.

Act like an airplane pilot and go down the checklist.

If you skip one question, you'll get screwed and your smooth flight will be in jeopardy.

Just not sure if I agree on settling with a 7 or someone UGLY for a fantastic time.

Moveon

Gandolf50
01-31-12, 12:40
And here we go boys :

Maybe going to manage an Island in Brazil! Sales and PR with boat slips and a kick-ass marina with a hotel and cabanas!

ISLA GRANDE!

Back in the Saddle Again!

You boys better come see me and the BUNDAS!Hey! Do you need help with your new project?

TejanoLibre
01-31-12, 14:34
Hey! Do you need help with your new project?The property is payed for and it is on the east coast of Isla Granje!

Hotel. 8 cabanas, resto-bar, hostel in the back and PUSSY GALORE!

ON the fucking beach!

Look up bintower dot com and check out Island project.

Jackson, I am not trying to outsmart your computer but I don't know how to tell the boys about my new deal.

The owner is a good friend of mine and my job is, or would be Sales and PR.

"Aruba, Jamaica, Oh I want to take you."

It's a fucking paradise!

Deep sea fishing and deep ball fucking!

Check it out!

I need to be there Sunday for a recon mission.

Coming anybody?

TL


PS- Plus Brazil does NOT have extradition treaties with the cocksuckers !

Morgando69
01-31-12, 19:00
What! I ony just got back from there this morning. Stunning. I need a couple of days admin then will call for proper lunch.


The property is payed for and it is on the east coast of Isla Granje!

Hotel. 8 cabanas, resto-bar, hostel in the back and PUSSY GALORE!

ON the fucking beach!

Look up bintower dot com and check out Island project.

Jackson, I am not trying to outsmart your computer but I don't know how to tell the boys about my new deal.

The owner is a good friend of mine and my job is, or would be Sales and PR.

"Aruba, Jamaica, Oh I want to take you."

It's a fucking paradise!

Deep sea fishing and deep ball fucking!

Check it out!

I need to be there Sunday for a recon mission.

Coming anybody?

TL.

PS- Plus Brazil does NOT have extradition treaties with the cocksuckers!

TejanoLibre
02-02-12, 14:46
What! I ony just got back from there this morning. Stunning. I need a couple of days admin then will call for proper lunch.Welcome back Happy Jack!

Now tell me :

What is the Island like?

I need to learn Portu in 2 months and the place is payed for but it has not been fully developed.

If anyone wants to join in you are welcome!

It's on the beach, deep sea fishing, cold beer and hot girls!

I think that there are 8 cabanas, a resto-bar, club house and working on the camping sites.

I will be fishing for my lunch and dinner!

Is the place nice?

Will I have a good time?

Going to build a water park, slide, etc.

14 million people to fuck from the mainland!

They travel to THIS Island every weekend.

Isla Granje.

Let me know Mate!

TL

Morgando69
02-02-12, 14:59
Lunch tomorrow? Friday?


Welcome back Happy Jack!

Now tell me :

What is the Island like?

I need to learn Portu in 2 months and the place is payed for but it has not been fully developed.

If anyone wants to join in you are welcome!

It's on the beach, deep sea fishing, cold beer and hot girls!

I think that there are 8 cabanas, a resto-bar, club house and working on the camping sites.

I will be fishing for my lunch and dinner!

Is the place nice?

Will I have a good time?

Going to build a water park, slide, etc.

14 million people to fuck from the mainland!

They travel to THIS Island every weekend.

Isla Granje.

Let me know Mate!

TL

TejanoLibre
02-02-12, 15:46
Lunch tomorrow? Friday?Yes Sir!

Thank You so much for the invitation!

Some place with a /c would be preferable!

TL.

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Fred Gold
02-03-12, 21:38
I have never been here before and am also planning on going to Chile. Some ad indication that services are 'complete' and they do 'american' Complete I assume means sex. But what does 'american' refer to? I'm a senior both on ISG and USASG. Hate soundiing like a newbie. But. Thanks

Esten
02-04-12, 15:27
I have never been here before and am also planning on going to Chile. Some ad indication that services are 'complete' and they do 'american' Complete I assume means sex. But what does 'american' refer to? I'm a senior both on ISG and USASG. Hate soundiing like a newbie. But. ThanksComplete / Completo is a term in Argentina referring to anal sex. If you get a price quote and it is for "completo", but you don't want that, say so and there might be a lower rate for full service without anal AKA "conventional".

American / Americano is a term in Chile for BBBJ. I guess maybe Americans have a reputation for always asking for it?!