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Chicago Guy
04-21-12, 17:29
Fellow monkeys,

I have this fantasy. And I hope that it can come true when I visit BA for 5 days on a business trip in June.

* Basically a threesome with 2 chicas that are Penelope Cruz look a likes &61514;

* Young – age 20-25.

* Dark eyes.

* Jet-black hair.

* Small breasts (A or B) – fake breasts are not really my thing.

* Thin – not vulgar body.

* Nice style, I. E. Evening dress + earrings (don't look too 'cheap')

1) Are there any 'upscale' clubs in BA, where I can find this kind of chicas? I've never been to BA, but browsing through these forums, it sounds like I should look into Black or Madahos. Are they any good?

2) Basically I'm looking for two girls. Of course they will not really be 'classy', but I'm looking for two chicks that are 'classy' enough to bring back to a 5 star hotel in Recoleta. Is it possible to find such chicas or can the people in the hotel see that I bring prostitutes back to my room?

3) Is 800 pesos per chica a realistic price (including extra costs such as entrance to club etc.)?

And BTW I'm not a value monkey. All I care about is looks, I. E. If a chica is like a cold fish in bed, I'm okay with it as long as she's beautiful.

I hope that I don't come across as a complete snob, but I have this kind of 'upscale' fantasy and I would love to live it out next time I'm in South America.

I'the appreciate any kind of info advice.

Over and out – Alex

TejanoLibre
04-21-12, 17:51
Fellow monkeys,

I have this fantasy. And I hope that it can come true when I visit BA for 5 days on a business trip in June.

* Basically a threesome with 2 chicas that are Penelope Cruz look a likes &61514;

* Young – age 20-25.

* Dark eyes.

* Jet-black hair.

* Small breasts (A or B) – fake breasts are not really my thing.

* Thin – not vulgar body.

* Nice style, I. E. Evening dress + earrings (don't look too 'cheap')

1) Are there any 'upscale' clubs in BA, where I can find this kind of chicas? I've never been to BA, but browsing through these forums, it sounds like I should look into Black or Madahos. Are they any good?

2) Basically I'm looking for two girls. Of course they will not really be 'classy', but I'm looking for two chicks that are 'classy' enough to bring back to a 5 star hotel in Recoleta. Is it possible to find such chicas or can the people in the hotel see that I bring prostitutes back to my room?

3) Is 800 pesos per chica a realistic price (including extra costs such as entrance to club etc.)?

And BTW I'm not a value monkey. All I care about is looks, I. E. If a chica is like a cold fish in bed, I'm okay with it as long as she's beautiful.

I hope that I don't come across as a complete snob, but I have this kind of 'upscale' fantasy and I would love to live it out next time I'm in South America.

I'the appreciate any kind of info advice.

Over and out – AlexNo Problem Alex!

Girls like that grow on trees down here!

And I happen to know exactly where those trees grow!

$800. 00 pesos won't even cover the bar fines at those places these days.

$180. 00 for you to walk in.

$300. 00 per drink per girl times 2 or 3 drinks.

Now you are at $1380. 00.

$600. 00 to $800. 00 per girl minimum at those places.

Minimum.

About 3000 should do it.

Plus cab fare, tips, etc.

All without any guarantees!

Now if you ask me to send a few girls over to your hotel you will save about $2000. 00 and they are guaranteed!

If you speak Spanish it helps a lot but it's not required.

Check out Jimena's pictures although they are not very good since I took them I think.

I have 5 more to upload today under TL's Recommended Chica's Thread.

Jimena's pics for now are under the Orleans thread but she is long gone from there.

She is better looking than Miss Cruz in person . I think so , but I've lived here 7 years and have run out of fantasies !

Ask some of these boys what they think about her.

Actually , I do have one fantasy left :

It involves KILLING my ex-girlfriend's entire family and best friend and leaving her completely alone in this world !

Just a fantasy !

Anyway , there are tons of girls down here that fit your description the key will be to find 2 girls that actually like each other !

Anyway, I take guys out to the best and the worst clubs every week, it's what I do so I know what I'm talking about.

Have Fun,

TL.

P. S. Some hotels will not allow 2 girls at a time and yes, ALL girls must sign in with valid I'd!

Although I was able to walk into the Intercontinental with Jimena without a problem and it's a 5 star .

Right past the security guards.

Very classy looking girls can do that at times , the ones that don't look like hookers .

There are very few of those .

Just call the hotel and ask them before you book it.

Chicago Guy
04-22-12, 04:11
$180. 00 for you to walk in.

$300. 00 per drink per girl times 2 or 3 drinks.

Now you are at $1380. 00.

$600. 00 to $800. 00 per girl minimum at those places.

Minimum.

About 3000 should do it.

Plus cab fare, tips, etc.

Check out Jimena's pictures although they are not very good since I took them I think.

I have 5 more to upload today under TL's Recommended Chica's Thread.

Jimena's pics for now are under the Orleans thread but she is long gone from there.

She is better looking than Miss Cruz in person. I think so, but I've lived here 7 years and have run out of fantasies!Had a look at the pics. Definitely what I had in mind. About the kind of chicas and the fees. Which club are you talking about. Black / Madahos?


Anyway , there are tons of girls down here that fit your description the key will be to find 2 girls that actually like each other !Ok, so all chicas in the club might not be willing to do a threesome?


Some hotels will not allow 2 girls at a time and yes, ALL girls must sign in with valid I'd!Ahh okay, so with 2 chicas it looks a little suspicious?


Very classy looking girls can do that at times, the ones that don't look like hookers.

There are very few of those.Sorry to hear that. But if I want to find this kind of diamond, what is my best bet. Black / Madahos?

Thanks TejanoLibre. And BTW, are you American?

TejanoLibre
04-22-12, 04:39
Had a look at the pics. Definitely what I had in mind. About the kind of chicas and the fees. Which club are you talking about. Black / Madahos?

Ok, so all chicas in the club might not be willing to do a threesome?

Ahh okay, so with 2 chicas it looks a little suspicious?

Sorry to hear that. But if I want to find this kind of diamond, what is my best bet. Black / Madahos?

Thanks TejanoLibre. And BTW, are you American?I was talking about ALL the clubs!

200p to walk in. 300 to 550 per drink for the girls, no assurance that the girls will be any good!

Just follow my lead and fuck the tried and true Indies!

Be glad to take you to the clubs first and then you can fuck my girlfriends!

My Princess is amazing Dude!

TL

P.S - I'm a Texan ! Not a fucking American !

Chicago Guy
08-21-12, 17:10
I was talking about ALL the clubs!

200p to walk in. 300 to 550 per drink for the girls, no assurance that the girls will be any good!

Just follow my lead and fuck the tried and true Indies!

Be glad to take you to the clubs first and then you can fuck my girlfriends!

My Princess is amazing Dude!

TL.

P. S. I'm a Texan! Not a fucking American!So it's been 8 eight months since I posted my original question. And finally, over the summer, I managed to come to BsAs for the first time. On a "solo" trip... "what happens in BsAs stays in BsAs".

Anyways, after a 10+hour flight I landed in EZE. I changed my 5000 dollares at the Airport at the official 4. 5 cambia - with hindsight, the worst FX transaction in my life.

Spent most of my pesos in Black. Usually I didn't have to pay for entrance at Black. But from there, it was like. 160 for a gin and tonic for myself. Then 40 pesos tip to the bartender. Talk to a chica. 300-400 for a drink. Negotiate price for 1 hour. 800-1000 pesos. Then one more drink at 300-400 pesos. Then a rude bartender saying "tip is not included". 100 pesos to her. Then a private "Black" cab back to my place, again 100 pesos (my hotel was in Palermo SoHo, HUGE mistake). Each night at black for me (with one chica) was in the 1800-2200 pesos range.

I had an amazing time though and the girls in Argentina. What can I say? Super thin, feminine and sexy... And the whole Spanish - Italian look that most of them have, I love it. Might come back next year, but obviously I'll try to learn some Spanish before my next trip.

TL, sounds like you have been to Argentina many times? Can you offer any advice for a fellow gringo? How do I get more value for my hard-earned dollares?

Ciao. Alex

TejanoLibre
08-22-12, 02:02
So it's been 8 eight months since I posted my original question. And finally, over the summer, I managed to come to BsAs for the first time. On a "solo" trip."what happens in BsAs stays in BsAs".

Anyways, after a 10+hour flight I landed in EZE. I changed my 5000 dollares at the Airport at the official 4. 5 cambia. With hindsight, the worst FX transaction in my life.

Spent most of my pesos in Black. Usually I didn't have to pay for entrance at Black. But from there, it was like. 160 for a gin and tonic for myself. Then 40 pesos tip to the bartender. Talk to a chica. 300-400 for a drink. Negotiate price for 1 hour. 800-1000 pesos. Then one more drink at 300-400 pesos. Then a rude bartender saying "tip is not included".100 pesos to her. Then a private "Black" cab back to my place, again 100 pesos (my hotel was in Palermo SoHo, HUGE mistake). Each night at black for me (with one chica) was in the 1800-2200 pesos range.

I had an amazing time though and the girls in Argentina. What can I say? Super thin, feminine and sexy. And the whole Spanish. Italian look that most of them have, I love it. Might come back next year, but obviously I'll try to learn some Spanish before my next trip.

TL, sounds like you have been to Argentina many times? Can you offer any advice for a fellow gringo? How do I get more value for my hard-earned dollares?

Ciao. AlexI've lived here for 8 years and I am a professional tour guide.

A "Sexual Tour Guide " at night and a City Tour Guide during the day.

I could have saved you a lot of money and time.

Next time stay closer to Centro or Recoleta for starters, NEVER use the club's " Courtesy" cab and try some of the recommended chicas so you get what you pay for.

I have some new talent but ALL of my recommendations are still available.

Thanks,

TL.

PS. You should consider staying at Jax Butt Hut! Killer pad, great location, very affordable.

Silver Star
08-22-12, 03:32
So it's been 8 eight months since I posted my original question. And finally, over the summer, I managed to come to BsAs for the first time. On a "solo" trip."what happens in BsAs stays in BsAs".

Anyways, after a 10+hour flight I landed in EZE. I changed my 5000 dollares at the Airport at the official 4. 5 cambia. With hindsight, the worst FX transaction in my life.

Spent most of my pesos in Black. Usually I didn't have to pay for entrance at Black. But from there, it was like. 160 for a gin and tonic for myself. Then 40 pesos tip to the bartender. Talk to a chica. 300-400 for a drink. Negotiate price for 1 hour. 800-1000 pesos. Then one more drink at 300-400 pesos. Then a rude bartender saying "tip is not included".100 pesos to her. Then a private "Black" cab back to my place, again 100 pesos (my hotel was in Palermo SoHo, HUGE mistake). Each night at black for me (with one chica) was in the 1800-2200 pesos range.

I had an amazing time though and the girls in Argentina. What can I say? Super thin, feminine and sexy. And the whole Spanish. Italian look that most of them have, I love it. Might come back next year, but obviously I'll try to learn some Spanish before my next trip.

TL, sounds like you have been to Argentina many times? Can you offer any advice for a fellow gringo? How do I get more value for my hard-earned dollares?

Ciao. AlexDang! If you hired me to do your airport transfer, you would have saved enough for your transfer plus more on money exchange! (and had a better, safer car and driver) Big, BIG mistake getting pesos at EZE. (you lost a minimum of 5K pesos)

Don't make a rookie blunder like that next time.

Fred.

www.silverstarcar.com

Premium Airport Transfers and Tours in English

TejanoLibre
08-22-12, 04:20
Dang! If you hired me to do your airport transfer, you would have saved enough for your transfer plus more on money exchange! (and had a better, safer car and driver) Big, BIG mistake getting pesos at EZE. (you lost a minimum of 5K pesos)

Don't make a rookie blunder like that next time.

Fred.

www.silverstarcar.com

Premium Airport Transfers and Tours in EnglishWould have gotten you laid and Happy as a Clam!

Silverstar is a great guy, even though he is a Yank!

TL

Chicago Guy
08-22-12, 14:47
It's a sunk cost now, but yeah, I should have changed my dollars at the "unofficial" rate. I was just so afraid that I would get fake money due to the fact that I'm a gringo.

Thanks for the link. In my experience, many of the regular taxi drivers in BsAs are crazy.

* * *


Dang! If you hired me to do your airport transfer, you would have saved enough for your transfer plus more on money exchange! (and had a better, safer car and driver) Big, BIG mistake getting pesos at EZE. (you lost a minimum of 5K pesos)

Don't make a rookie blunder like that next time.

Fred.

www.silverstarcar.com

Premium Airport Transfers and Tours in English

Chicago Guy
08-22-12, 15:06
I didn't bring a computer with me and in the internet cafes down there, I couldn't access this site due to the filter. Also, I was overly paranoid, I didn't want to get "caught" if you know what I mean. So I ended up going only to Black. Obviously, with hindsight - like with my FX transaction, I should have reached out to people on this forum or similar. But it was my first time... and I am still an unexperienced "rookie" in this game. And hopefully there will be another trip in 2013... And I guess it's a trial-and-error process.

Quality at Black was amazing, but next time my focus will be on quantity + value for money. Basically, my next trip to Arg will be about increasing my "number".

I'm curious... Some questions:

How did you guys end up in Argentina? By coincidence?

Is it difficult to move down there when it comes to immigration service, buying an apartment, opening a bank account, health insurance, etc?

It sounds like there is kind of male Yankee / European network in BsAs. Are there many guys like you down there? And is it mostly for (married?) men in their 40's / 50's?

Is there some place in Recoleta where you can buy the Wall Street Journal US edition?

Is Fox News available on Argentinian cable?

Silver Star
08-23-12, 00:36
[QUOTE=Chicago Guy; 425425]I didn't bring a computer with me and in the internet cafes down there, I couldn't access this site due to the filter. Also, I was overly paranoid, I didn't want to get "caught" if you know what I mean. So I ended up going only to Black. Obviously, with hindsight. Like with my FX transaction, I should have reached out to people on this forum or similar. But it was my first time. And I am still an unexperienced "rookie" in this game. And hopefully there will be another trip in 2013. And I guess it's a trial-and-error process.

Quality at Black was amazing, but next time my focus will be on quantity + value for money. Basically, my next trip to Arg will be about increasing my "number".

I'm curious. Some questions:

How did you guys end up in Argentina? By coincidence?

Is it difficult to move down there when it comes to immigration service, buying an apartment, opening a bank account, health insurance, etc?

It sounds like there is kind of male Yankee / European network in BsAs. Are there many guys like you down there? And is it mostly for (married?) men in their 40's / 50's?

Is there some place in Recoleta where you can buy the Wall Street Journal US edition?

I believe you can get the Journal right in front of Alvear Palace. Let me take you back to EZE, I can answer all of your questions and have you in a nice and comfortable Executive car, same car as the French President! You can do better than those unprofessional and unsafe cabs. To reserve your executive ride, please see.

[url]www.silverstarcar.com[/

Gato Hunter
08-23-12, 00:48
Just not going to happen dude.

AllIWantIsLove
08-23-12, 01:02
I am pretty sure that I've seen the WSJ available from kiosks on Florida (pedestrian mall "downtown". Which I am afraid is not very specific if you are new to BsAs). But if I recall correctly it was very expensive. I'm pretty sure it would be cheaper, and more convenient, to get an online subscription and bring a laptop with you. The laptop will be convenient for many purposes.

Bob.


I didn't bring a computer with me and in the internet cafes down there, I couldn't access this site due to the filter. Also, I was overly paranoid, I didn't want to get "caught" if you know what I mean. So I ended up going only to Black. Obviously, with hindsight. Like with my FX transaction, I should have reached out to people on this forum or similar. But it was my first time. And I am still an unexperienced "rookie" in this game. And hopefully there will be another trip in 2013. And I guess it's a trial-and-error process.

Quality at Black was amazing, but next time my focus will be on quantity + value for money. Basically, my next trip to Arg will be about increasing my "number".

I'm curious. Some questions:

How did you guys end up in Argentina? By coincidence?

Is it difficult to move down there when it comes to immigration service, buying an apartment, opening a bank account, health insurance, etc?

It sounds like there is kind of male Yankee / European network in BsAs. Are there many guys like you down there? And is it mostly for (married?) men in their 40's / 50's?

Is there some place in Recoleta where you can buy the Wall Street Journal US edition?

Is Fox News available on Argentinian cable?

Gato Hunter
08-23-12, 01:05
WSJ is at the kiosk near la Beila on quintiana. Finding Penelope Cruz is not going to happen. For you, for me yes but it took me many years to get to where I can do anything I want in BA

Daddy Rulz
08-23-12, 01:28
[QUOTE=Chicago Guy; 425425]I didn't bring a computer with me and in the internet cafes down there, I couldn't access this site due to the filter. Also, I was overly paranoid, I didn't want to get "caught" if you know what I mean. So I ended up going only to Black. Obviously, with hindsight. Like with my FX transaction, I should have reached out to people on this forum or similar. But it was my first time. And I am still an unexperienced "rookie" in this game. And hopefully there will be another trip in 2013. And I guess it's a trial-and-error process.

Quality at Black was amazing, but next time my focus will be on quantity + value for money. Basically, my next trip to Arg will be about increasing my "number".

I'm curious. Some questions:

How did you guys end up in Argentina? By coincidence?

Is it difficult to move down there when it comes to immigration service, buying an apartment, opening a bank account, health insurance, etc?

It sounds like there is kind of male Yankee / European network in BsAs. Are there many guys like you down there? And is it mostly for (married?) men in their 40's / 50's?

Is there some place in Recoleta where you can buy the Wall Street Journal US edition?

I believe you can get the Journal right in front of Alvear Palace. Let me take you back to EZE, I can answer all of your questions and have you in a nice and comfortable Executive car, same car as the French President! You can do better than those unprofessional and unsafe cabs. To reserve your executive ride, please see.



[url]www.silverstarcar.com

[/I came here the first time in January of 2002 for two reasons. 1 Fox News doesn't air here and 2 I saw in the WSJ that they recinded the law pegging the Peso to the Dollar. I knew the country was in crisis and it would be cheap as shit. When I got here my hotel was 35 pesos, a cafe con leche was 3. 50 at Florida Gardens, a pack of smokes was 1. 50, the entrance at Black was 20 I think, chicas would talk to you for 20 minutes and you had the whole deal worked out before you bought them a drink. The went for around 200 pesos, and their drink was 30-40.

If you have enough money you can do all of the things you asked about but I would avoid Argentine banks like Hong Kong clap whenever possible. As far as moving is concerned there are other forums along with this one that have a wealth of info on them.

No idea about the WSJ but as suggested I would get it online and sent to your iPad.

Gato Hunter
08-23-12, 01:39
When Jackson is intown fox news I'd on the TV when he is in the mansion. I personally do not watch or read any news other than the BA herald at breakfast. I don't give a fuck unless a nuclear device did its thing in Recoleta. It's called vacation. I'm not going to change my lifetime politiacal viewpoint over dinner either.

TejanoLibre
08-23-12, 02:29
I didn't bring a computer with me and in the internet cafes down there, I couldn't access this site due to the filter. Also, I was overly paranoid, I didn't want to get "caught" if you know what I mean. So I ended up going only to Black. Obviously, with hindsight. Like with my FX transaction, I should have reached out to people on this forum or similar. But it was my first time. And I am still an unexperienced "rookie" in this game. And hopefully there will be another trip in 2013. And I guess it's a trial-and-error process.

Quality at Black was amazing, but next time my focus will be on quantity + value for money. Basically, my next trip to Arg will be about increasing my "number".

I'm curious. Some questions:

How did you guys end up in Argentina? By coincidence?

Is it difficult to move down there when it comes to immigration service, buying an apartment, opening a bank account, health insurance, etc?

It sounds like there is kind of male Yankee / European network in BsAs. Are there many guys like you down there? And is it mostly for (married?) men in their 40's / 50's?

Is there some place in Recoleta where you can buy the Wall Street Journal US edition?

Is Fox News available on Argentinian cable?Just read this board and you will save a shitload!

Use a guide, like myself!

8 years of living here is very valiable info yet my fees are super reasonable.

Most of the time I will help you for FREE because you will get drunk, use your small head and FORGET to pay the Tour Guide!

Yes, there is a fucking newspaper, Fox is on the Box, never use a complimentary Taxi, Fuck the Escort Sites, Stay at Jax, Stick to Indies, Exchange cash with the black market, etc, etc, etc.

Call me and YOU will be happy!

TL

P.S - And another thing , We are a mixed bag of tricks !

18 to 85 years old !

I won a free 1 - way ticket to BA from the USA !

Special Lottery Ticket !

Gato Hunter
08-23-12, 02:55
You don't need him.

TejanoLibre
08-23-12, 03:04
You don't need him.Obviously he needs help!

Let's help him together!

I have always treated you well!

Leave it at that!

Thanks,

TL

SunSeeker
08-23-12, 03:05
People other than chicas that are advertising their business / service should buy a banner on the site and help alleviate costs for Jackson.