Martina is for Hand Jobs and Prostrate Massage's only, She's not for fucking, is that clear.
Exon
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Martina is for Hand Jobs and Prostrate Massage's only, She's not for fucking, is that clear.
Exon
Exon,
I am an expat that has lived here in Buenos Aires for nearly 3 years. I have been with a lot of girls in this city. In fact, I generally go see around two girls per week minimum. I have just recently discovered this site. I have read your commentary on several of the girls, and you spoke so highly of Martina that I decided to give her a try. I also took your advise and decided to just go in for a massage and handjob.
She is a nice girl if you are looking for a friend. But she looks nothing like her photos. She definitely has put on a good 10 kilos at least and looks average compared to the numbers of beautiful Argentine girls out there. She gives a decent massage. Nothing spectacular but not bad as massages go. But the handjob was nothing great. It took me nearly 30 minutes to finish and all I wanted to do at that point when it just became a chore, was to finish and get out of there. In fact, I was thinking about just pushing her aside and finishing the job myself.
Anyway, Exon, I don't know you and I will give you the benefit of the doubt on this one. Maybe Martina was better a few years back.
But there are so many other girls in the city that are much better looking, give just as good of a massage, and will give you much more pleasure than what I received.
Overall experience: 2 out of 10, 10 being the best.
Short Rib,
Three years at 2 chicks a week is a lot of experience and I would be more than happy to benefit from it. Please make a new thread with your recommendations for the best providers. Usually I don't like to mix a massage and sex because I don't want either experience to be slighted but with Gabi seeming to get a little bit flaky with appointments I'm sure we would all appreciate some other options.
Yes DickHead.
Your right I'm not going to get laid tomorrow nor the next day for that matter. You see I'm too cheap to pay for the sorry ass working girls and piss poor service thats avilable to fuck up here in sex prision.
I could go out and get some free local pussy but thats to much work. And besides, that free pussy is not free. It fact its very expensive and if you should get emotionally attached to it your fucked. You become the Fuckee rather than the Fucker. That free pussy will find a way to fuck you over and when it leaves and it will leave and you'll be broke, she'll have taken all your money and emotions.
No thats not an option.
So I'm destine to "Jack Off" for at least another month while I hunt this Dumb CockSucker down with a bunch of "Writs of Garnishment" & "Executions" on a Judgment that stole the payroll tax's out of one of my business's, the MotherFucker.
But theres good news. I got a steady supply of good free porn to down load and Jack Off too up here and you don't. Since your local Fibertel isn't worth a shit for down loading porn and my ISP is great.
And finally You do what you want to Martina. You fucker, you corn hole her, you do anything you want. But I say Martina is strickly for Hand Jobs and if you like a woman to play with your asshole at the same time, she's your girl. And yea she could lose a few pounds but so what. Sometimes I Jack Off thinking about her Jacking me Off, I usually cum quicker.
Exon
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Exon,
I don't know what's worse: Reading the SPAM emails that you post or reading you describe as "good news" that you have secured a steady supply of porn.
Thanks, sort of.
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[b]Day One: Table Massage+HJ+BBBJ+Intercourse[/b]
I initially went to Martina for massage + HJ. She gave me a good massage and a fantastic hand job, and then we moved from the massage table, went inside her bedroom to proceed intercourse.
[b]Day Two: Bed Massage+HJ+BBBJ+dildo+Intercourse[/b]
Booked her again next day, she gave me massage directly in the bed, about 30 minutes in the session, she handed me a dildo, was instructed to do her manually while she gave me most incredible BJ!
Martina loves to play different set of games according how her clinets impress her. YMMV, as for myself, I consider I was pretty lucky so far.
Strad
I have a definate preference for one hand over the other. I don't mix and match. I think that a sex-prison radical feminist might deduce that a man who is not faithful to his best jacking hand would be a chronic cheater in a relationship and a flight risk in a marriage situation. I could see some chicks debating this on one of those dumb ass talk shows. They could bring out a menagerie of relationship experts and personal life coaches with graphs which would have the jacking preference (lefty, righty, ambidextrous) on the x-axis and relationship longevity on the y-axis. They could then put you on a 12-step jacking program that would help you understand more about yourself and would help you to develop healthier relationship patterns all while bringing you back to your "center".
DickHead,
In the some 800,000 times I've "Jacked Off" I can't ever remember using my left hand. My left hand is a "virgin" and I'm saving it for marriage.
Exon
I had a dogbite injury to the ring finger on my jack off hand at the age of 21 that left my finger bent at about a 60 degree angle for about 6 months. Couldn't throw a football and jacking off was weird. So, I humped the mattress. I believe it further perfected my "hump" motion. You might want to try that Exon.:)
I don't believe I would of told that story!
[QUOTE=Sebascot]I don't believe I would of told that story![/QUOTE]I am Doggboy, and though I never wiped my jack off on my ex wife, I wish I would have thought of it.
That technique was courtesy of my friend from Texas, Bruce T. Moore, the only person I ever saw so fucked up that he fell [b]up[/b] an entire flight of stairs. It works especially well with a girlfriend you are getting tired of.
Actually well over 4 a day: 800,000 / (365.25*50) = 4.38
I am an Argentinean expat who comes back every now and then, to enjoy the local scene.
I have tried a few times massage parlors in Canada and wanted to test the "state of the art" in Buenos Aires, so I met Martina. Of course, when I meet chicas in BA, I always impersonate a local porteņo, just to avoid gringo's fees. I payed her $ 100 upfront and a $ 50 tip. Not bad compared to Canadian fees. Around USD 150 for a 40' "deluxe" session, including HJ or cum in tits if you're lucky)
I saw Martina 10 days ago.
I agree that she's at least 10-15 pounds overweighted, especially the tummy (one baby according to her) but has nice natural tits.
For a start, real massage was below standard, getting better with some Thai and a slight "beso negro" (annal rimming) Then we went to the bedroom. Some DATY and an interesting BBBJ; it could have been BBBJTC but I wanted some fucking, so I asked her for a condom.
We started with cowgirl, then some missionary and finished with reverse cowgirl. Not bad, but nothing extraordinary compared to Ayi (petite) who I fucked the following day.
Then we spent some time talking, she told me about her gringo clients (I did not mention that I knew her through AA) I got a hunch that she was bisexual, a fact that she confirmed.
All-in-all not a bad experience, 7/10. Maybe to repeat next time.
Biker,
I like her and thats why I've posted about her, but I would never think about Fucking her.
Martina is just for "Hand Job" experiences. Frankly I think a Monger would be wasting his money to employ her just for fucking.
But for hand jobs she's the best I've found.
Exon