The oldest trick in the book!
[QUOTE=Kilroy]I was walking on Paragay the other nigth around 12:30 and I was kooked by the portier to have a look a Josephin. He introduce me to a small room, next to the street. A chica came close to me, had me seated on a sofa and told me that to go upstair, the price is 60 pesos for my drink and 150 for the one of the chica.
I said OK, but what do I get for that price?
She replied "everything is possible, striptease, massage".
So I asked what is exactly included in the price of 210 pesos and she kept saying "everything is possible".
Meantime, 2 other chicas came close to me, one handing a glass full of?
So I refused the glass, stood up and was about to leave. But the 3 chicas tried to block the exit saying "don't push me, don't push me". So I pushed them (gently) and went out.
The portier did not help me, but he did not help the girls either, in fact he looked pretty embarased.
Conclusion: AVOID[/QUOTE]This is by far the nastiest trick in the fucking book boys!
This is how it goes:
A semi-cute girl or a carnaval barker at the door of the sleeze-pit will entice you to enter the dive with a ¨no compromiso. ¨
Now he may say ¨just loook, jest lookey. My frend ¨
Pleeeze, you see de place, no compromiso, no compromiso. I give jew dis card and jew sign and dent jew com back wit a 60% diecuento!
You say:
O. K man, I am only going to take a 30 second look and I'm done!
Next:
Two (2) ugly, short, indian sluts will arrive at your side and the waitress will have three (3) glasses of muck on a tray along with a nice, inflated bill for your's truly!
Cost of this ¨leetle looksey¨ without compromiso is about $270.00 fucking
pesos if your lucky!
Your choices:
1. Pay, feel like shit, tell everyone you know that BA sucks and never return.
2. Buy another round for the house like some of the brain-damaged mongers might do!
3. Call the police. Tell them to call the police like I did.
4. Just say no baby! And get out of Dodge!
****** Of course, options number 3 and 4 are a little more exciting when BIG UGLY, the house knee breaker is standing right in front of your face! *****
Very likely to meet BIG UGLY at any of these places at this moment in your ¨no compromiso my frennnd ¨ experience.
These are just a few of the places that I know of in Micro-Cento that provide this exciting experience:
1. Pelegrini and Cordoba - next to X. Called Montecarlo.
2. Suipacha and Cordoba - no name, some neon signage. OPEN BAR?
3. Cordoba. Next to Chakra. Used to be Pussy Club, then Club K, now?
* They are all owned by the same asshole! *
4. Florida and LaValle - underground with access from either street.
5. Esmeralda and LaValle - Cheops? Egyptian logo looking King Tut.
6. Pelegrini and LaValle - next to McDonald's. Called ¨Croupier¨
Etc. Etc. Ect.
Basically any place that offers you a business card that requires you to enter the dive for the card to be signed by management before you can have it will rip you off!
There are no exceptions!
Yesterday I was in a particularly foul mood and I was so tempted to take the girl's offer so I could go and vent. But I did'nt!
Anybody want to go with me so we can play the dumb, helpless tourist routine?
I'll bring my new Remington Hog-legs!
Take Care,
RG
P.S - Jackson , please relocate this thread under the proper heading as you deem necessary .
You think I would know better
After all the advice I've read in the past two weeks about the "They bring you in and sit you down, and then the drinks come." - You think I would have known better. But it was my first time, and things happened way too fast. I even told my buddie - enter the door and wait - scope it out. But the hot chick visual went to my pants and.
My buddy was smart enough to leave his wallet at the hotel.
I told him - lets just check out one of these places - ill bring the cash, and well role the dice.
Well, the dice went bad.
We walked in, nice looking brown eyed young beauty, in lingerie. Oh shit - my big head gave way to the smaller one. They sat me down. Clapped the hands and the drinks came.
LOL - get this - I had a safeword for my buddy - and as soon as the drinks came - I called it right away when the drinks were put on the table. When they brought the drinks, I tried getting out before any higher tab would have to be paid.
I tried tipping them all and leaving - Nope - they wanted all my money - even pulled out my buddies pockets - it was great.
But I earmarked the money as 'risky' before hand so I knew what I was getting into (300p=77$ roughly) - had to see the bullshit for myself I suppose.
I was also pretty lit - so even though it was semi costly - it was an exciting experience. Big bouncer etc. I guess I won in a small manner - well not really - but they wanted $460p from their stupid menu. They got 300p.
Ha - hope I don't have the same problems trying to pick up the independents at the regular bars. I'm am trying to negotiate a price up front.
THUS ADVICE - Unless you are drinking a bunch with your buddy - prepare correctly by removing unnecessary cash - and really want the first hand experience - please. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
Great story for the office back home I suppose.