Today's Attempted Knapsack Snatching
Today's attempted knapsack snatching happened to one of the Boys while we were sitting at my outdoor "office" at 693 Carlos Pellegrini and Viamonte around 6pm, broad daylight. It was 3 men and a good looking young girl that acted like the raptors in the Dinosaur movie, perfectly in sync and each player had a specific role.
The 3 of us were facing the store and suddenly the cute girl stopped about 8 feet away from us and lit up a cigarette and looked at her watch for a moment, I even said that someone should run up and light her cig but then we started wondering why she was right in front of us. Suddenly some guy approaches me from the curb on my left and asks me how to get to Recoleta so the 3 of us lose track of the girl and begin to talk to the stranger and that's when I hear or feel something unusual and I look to my right and I see my friend's backpack on the ground and some punk with his hands held up and a smile on his face like "Oh well you caught me!"
I also noticed that a car with it's motor running and the passenger door wide open is directly behind me, maybe 3 feet max. All this was in a matter of seconds. Now the girl is gone, the guy looking for Recoleta is gone the punk is gone and I'm yelling and pounding on the car's hood or fender while trying to dial 911.
As the car is trying to inch forward or run me over. Finally I hit the driver's window as hard as I could but the blow glanced and it did not shatter! Fuckers!
Someone got the license plate and the cops came and that was about it but these little fuckers were good.
Exciting day at the "Office."
At least our Fellow Monger did not lose his cash, camera and other things in his bag and nobody got shot!
TL.
P. S. Cops jokingly told us not to look at the pretty girls and to pay more attention to our stuff!
Should Have Pulled Out A. 46
[QUOTE=Dickhead;430423]Some fuck tried to grab my backpack in Retiro last year and I ended with my backpack, his coat, and a bunch of coins he had dropped in an attempt to distract me. But I had a hold of the backpack. Whenever I take my backpack off, I have either an arm or a leg through the strap so that is a big help. Do not try to smash a car window without first wrapping your jacket or a towel around your arm. You can cut an artery and bleed out that way.[/QUOTE]I should have pulled out my. 46 caliber. 6 shot, NON-GUN, revolver, blasted the girl first for fun, blasted the guy on my left and then blasted the punk in the back about a half a block away and unloaded the remaining 3 shots into the driver's face. Standing in the middle of the smoke filled street and laughing I would have been.
The gun can be bought without even giving your name in 5 minutes and it is listed as a "Non Weapon."
Unfortunately you will still go to jail for killing someone with a "Non-Gun."
To clarify, nothing was stolen, the car was dented and my fist is sore.
Thanks,
TL