Mixed up after reading many many posts

I am not sure if this belongs here or for that matter anywhere, but just thought I would make a few remarks after reading literally hundreds upon hundreds of posts on this site.

I just got back from 5 months mongering in Asia and prior to that have done more than my share in the DR (from 1997-2003) and in Rio (back in the mid-90's) - but after 5 months of small sized pliable Asian women I was very much in the mood for fire in their eyes Latinas and thought BA would be the perfect antidote as its a city I have always wanted to visit and is legendary for its lovely women. But I thought first I should do some basic research about the possibilities so that I could hit the ground running or at least limping. So I go thru the Travel Reports, the Member and Roxanne recommendations, the clubs, the escort services, the cafes and the privados looking for fairy dust to sooth my fevered brow. But the negative remarks so outweigh the positive ones that I am really reconsidering and thinking maybe a trip back to Asia would be better or even to the much decimated (provider wise) DR. There are certainly exceptions from various posters but my overall impressions are these. Please correct me.

The Internet Escort Services - the pictures on the websites are fabulous - makes you want to never leave your apartment and just call them up all day - one after another or in pairs - except the picts are highly embellished, the girls often don't show up or send ringers, price is often attempted to be re-negotiated as are services or length of stay. The last bit seems to go for all of these options.

The Clubs - start quite late (for me) the better looking girls are in clubs that rip you off for a cover charge and drinks and then try to hit you up for $200 or more and guys seem to actually go for this. Kind of boggles my mind. Most of these women sound like such hardened, jaded pros shot up with chemicals to keep their bodies from falling apart. It creeps me out.

The cafes - the rare good looking girl occasionally shows up - the rest should be kept in low light and be taking geritol. Guys actually post proudly about taking women into their forties with 3 kids. I thought the whole point of mongering was getting what you couldn't get at home - like young attractive females?

The privados - this really sounds enticing - often a selection of 2-3 women in a dingy apartment and having sex with a woman who probably just finished up with someone else 20 minutes ago on sheets that haven't been changed in days. Yummy. And you pay upfront so that when you get lousy service tough luck.

On top of this it seems an inordinate pct of women seem to have freaky silicone breasts that look to be on the verge of takeoff. And often the women don't kiss or do bbbj? Its hard to believe they are Latinas - that would never happen in Brazil or the DR and certainly not in Thailand. And cleanliness and odor is often an issue? After Asia the idea of a woman not showering before and afterwards (as well as myself) is kind of distasteful. And they all seem to shave their pubic hair. How odd.

All these impressions are really putting me off but I know a lot of people really seem to love this place so I must be missing something that isn't coming across in these posts - or maybe people generally post to complain as is human nature I guess. Or maybe the people who love this place are veterans and know enough to avoid all this and have compiled a list of honeys. Or they grew up on Shelly Winter films and just like older blondes with huge fake breasts. I feel all mixed up.

Then I see a picture and comments on Ayi and want to leave tomorrow. And I love steak.

We are talking about 2 different worlds here. There is no comparison with Asia. I have been and can tell you Asia wins hands down for tiny innocent LBFM's. You have to approach BA within the contex of it's parameters. A Latin country, more European looking women, more behind closed doors action, music, nightclubs, good bodies, good food. If you speak the Lingo, look in the Clarin and you can find a little more innocence if you shop. Make sure to treat it as a whole experience and not just the girls. I do guarantee you will enjoy it.

It is appreciated that you took time to read the board for background information. While most of your observations may seem on-target, they really aren't. The key here is YMMV. Remember that some posters don't speak Spanish and have a difficult time with the whole system. Others don't take into account the latin concept of a little romance goes a long way. Some are cheap, some overspend.

There is only one way to find out if BA is for you - take a trip. However, I am reminded of one poster who came down, had a little confusion with his airport ride, his apartment and couple of dates were not as perfect as he had hoped. His expectations were way off. He was very unhappy here and left early - with a bad taste in his mouth.

Guys who like the asian experience and expect the same concept here are usually dissapointed.

Good luck.

Of course there are more negative reports than positive ones. That's human nature. And some guys may want to keep their best finds secret for obvious reasons.

The Internet Escort Services - I've been using Roxana since she's offered her services and I've never had the wrong girl show up. Almost all of the girls I've ordered were from Platynum. Before Roxana, when I tried to make arrangements by myself, I had no shows, and I had girls cancel, and in one case a girl called me back and claimed to have gotten sick and asked if she could send a friend. The photos are probably taken when the girl has just had her makeup professionally done and is fresh. On top of that they may be touched up a bit. I find that if I take that into consideration I get what I expect. In one case the girl actually looked better than her photos on the web site!

The Clubs - they start too late for me too so I cannot comment.

The Cafes - I agree that most of the girls in the cafes are not beautiful. On the other hand I found a real winner in Orleans once. And I once saw a really beautiful girl walk into Orleans - but unfortunately I was busy at the time and could not pursue her.

The Privados - I've never tried them, because of the concerns you mention.

I agree that a lot of the girls have freaky implants. But you can generally tell that from the photos (if you are seeking the Internet girls) and you just stay away from them.

I have found that most girls, maybe 8 out of 10, will do bbbj. CIM is quite rare in my experience. (Unless you're wearing a rubber of course. In general I haven't found kissing to be a problem.

And all of the girls I've had have been clean and without odor.

I've mongered in Thailand too but I think I prefer BA.

AllIWantIsLove

I think people generally have a lot more positive experiences than the board might lead one to believe. Personally, and unless really deserving, I haven't really reported on many of the well-reviewed chicas because of the overkill factor. When one wanders off into the wilderness, orders up something never before reported upon and takes one for the good of the Argentine Private Nation, the likelihood of having a less than stellar experience increases. Furthermore, even in the batch of girls that I have reviewed poorly, I wouldn't say any of them was a bad sexual experience—they all have been fun to varying degrees. I just think that the Brotherhood of Mongers isn't really interested in "nice enough time" or even "that was better than watching television." No, I think we are all interested in superior levels of service and in meriting a good review, nothing less is acceptable. I have been in Argentina for about five weeks now, and the thought of returning to Europe is seriously starting to depress me, so put that in your yerba mate mug and sip it.

[QUOTE=Drronin]I am not sure if this belongs here or for that matter anywhere, but just thought I would make a few remarks after reading literally hundreds upon hundreds of posts on this site.

I just got back from 5 months mongering in Asia and prior to that have done more than my share in the DR (from 1997-2003) and in Rio (back in the mid-90's) - but after 5 months of small sized pliable Asian women I was very much in the mood for fire in their eyes Latinas and thought BA would be the perfect antidote as its a city I have always wanted to visit and is legendary for its lovely women. But I thought first I should do some basic research about the possibilities so that I could hit the ground running or at least limping. So I go thru the Travel Reports, the Member and Roxanne recommendations, the clubs, the escort services, the cafes and the privados looking for fairy dust to sooth my fevered brow. But the negative remarks so outweigh the positive ones that I am really reconsidering and thinking maybe a trip back to Asia would be better or even to the much decimated (provider wise) DR. There are certainly exceptions from various posters but my overall impressions are these. Please correct me.

The Internet Escort Services - the pictures on the websites are fabulous - makes you want to never leave your apartment and just call them up all day - one after another or in pairs - except the picts are highly embellished, the girls often don't show up or send ringers, price is often attempted to be re-negotiated as are services or length of stay. The last bit seems to go for all of these options.

The Clubs - start quite late (for me) the better looking girls are in clubs that rip you off for a cover charge and drinks and then try to hit you up for $200 or more and guys seem to actually go for this. Kind of boggles my mind. Most of these women sound like such hardened, jaded pros shot up with chemicals to keep their bodies from falling apart. It creeps me out.

The cafes - the rare good looking girl occasionally shows up - the rest should be kept in low light and be taking geritol. Guys actually post proudly about taking women into their forties with 3 kids. I thought the whole point of mongering was getting what you couldn't get at home - like young attractive females?

The privados - this really sounds enticing - often a selection of 2-3 women in a dingy apartment and having sex with a woman who probably just finished up with someone else 20 minutes ago on sheets that haven't been changed in days. Yummy. And you pay upfront so that when you get lousy service tough luck.

On top of this it seems an inordinate pct of women seem to have freaky silicone breasts that look to be on the verge of takeoff. And often the women don't kiss or do bbbj? Its hard to believe they are Latinas - that would never happen in Brazil or the DR and certainly not in Thailand. And cleanliness and odor is often an issue? After Asia the idea of a woman not showering before and afterwards (as well as myself) is kind of distasteful. And they all seem to shave their pubic hair. How odd.

All these impressions are really putting me off but I know a lot of people really seem to love this place so I must be missing something that isn't coming across in these posts - or maybe people generally post to complain as is human nature I guess. Or maybe the people who love this place are veterans and know enough to avoid all this and have compiled a list of honeys. Or they grew up on Shelly Winter films and just like older blondes with huge fake breasts. I feel all mixed up.

Then I see a picture and comments on Ayi and want to leave tomorrow. And I love steak.[/QUOTE]I think You should stay home and "Jack Off" or spend Your money on "Titty Dancers" with hopes of getting laid "American Style".

Its obvious that You prefer Fucking those little asians and the long plane ride and "Jet Lag" that goes with it. A true "Latina GFE" is not what your looking for and not in the cards for you. I'm sure You'd hate it in South America.

Exon

Have a little respect for. Asian women are some of the sweetest women alive. There is no need for that.

Puma

Thanks for all the feedback here and in some PM's I received. I am especially thankful for Exon for his helpful and witty remarks. What a funny guy. I had the pleasure of coming across many of his posts while researching - I mean with over a thousand of them they are difficult to avoid - and each one was like manna from the heavens - all that detail on pretty much every one of his sexual exploits was always the bright spot of my day. That he has that much time and so little else in his life so that he can spend so much time entertaining us makes me want to stand up and cheer. I only wish he went into as much detail about his life every day - it would be fascinating reading. And to think he responded to my little post. What an honor. I thank you again. What a wonderful idea to just stay home and jack off or spend my money on titty dancers. Why didn't I think of that? Why have I been wasting my time and energy going to Asia, Rio, Europe and the DR dozens and dozens of times when I could have just stayed home and jacked off. So much cheaper and certainly more convenient - and so much easier to keep up with Exon's neverending and fascinaing sexual exploits. Thanks one more time for taking the time to give me your advice. A wise man you are. Oh, but before you write your memoirs for which I can hardly wait - Rio is in Brazil and Brazil is actually in South America - I know its easy to forget. And the Dominican is actually filled with GFE Latinas. And the plane ride to Asia from where I live is actually not that much longer than to BA. But there is a time difference as you so cleverly note. But you are right - why go to Asia where you can go into a karaoke in China with a line-up of 300 women or to a BJ bar in Cambodia where you can have 5 women take you on for less than $60 or into a gogo bar in Pattaya and take 2 young beautiful sisters out for around $75.

At any rate, any place that has lovely young women available for the likes of us is a blessing and right now I am toying with going first to Asia for about 5 weeks and then the BA for 3 weeks. If I am really lucky I may even be able to buy Exon a drink.

Drronin.

Plan Your Argentina trip for March and hopefully You can buy me a glass of Beefeaters. And thank you for your kind words regarding my insights of Buenos Aires and from time to time my comments of certain forum members, the CockSuckers.

Yes its true, I stay home a lot and "Jack Off" since the commerical "Pussy" here in America is not worth paying for. And of course the "free Pussy" here is much too expensive and frankly too much work to Fuck.

Having spent a year of my life as a GI in the Republic of Korea I feel some what qualified to speak on the subject of Asian Pussy, I've had more than my share of it. My "Yobo", the Korean term for Lover was "Young Mia" a girl I'll never forget. She was 18 years old and followed Me or My unit anywhere and everywhere across Korea for the grand sum of $40 USD per month.

There's nothing like sitting in your own "Fox Hole", one you've dug your self, in the DMZ. With Your own M-60 machine gun pointed North tward "Joe Chink" and getting a "Blow Job". Or having "Mama Son" come by with a "Jo Son" in the middle of the night and negoicate Fucking your whole section, (11 guy's) for a "Colman Lantern". One that was excess and we didn't need, but stolen from the US Government. Course the problem with this is it always went by rank and I had a problem keeping my stripes. I usually ended up with a very "Sloppy" 10th or 11th, "very Sloppy". Or driving Your "Duce & a Half" down the road in the middle of the day while getting a "Blow Job" and saluteing Army Officers. Once I Saluted a Corp Commander, three stars mind You, while getting "Sucked Off" and the officer and gentleman he was returned the salute as I was parked in my truck.

I've had my fair share of "oriental" pussy and don't care to return. I found it rather mechanical. Plus the "Jet Lag" fuck's you up, takes me a week or more to recover.

No, I prefer to stay home when I'm not Mongering and run my "Vast Business Empire". All the while "Jacking Off" and down loading "Free Porn". And dreaming of a good "Hand Job" or shooting a "Big Load" all over "Little Marisol" or "Fabiana", love those girls.

But even that has its problems. You see no one ever brings me any good news, its always bad news. So I spend 90% of my time solving problems other MotherFuckers have created for me. Which leaves only 10% of the time to Masturbate, Suck's doesn't it.

Drronin, I'm a Buenos Aires customer because all things considered theres more "bang for Your Buck" there given all the varribles such as safety, quality of the pussy, GFE, life style, food, jet lag, ect, ect. Plus they have "Transvestites" for Mo" and I to ponder in the Park.

Exon

Not to sound like I am pushing Asia, but if you are serious about your taste for TVs then Bangkok is the TV mecca of the world. They are everywhere - they have their own go-go bars and they flood the streets. What amazes me most though is how acceptable the Thai's seem to find them and how open they are about now. Its not a creepy scene like in Rio where they hang out in the shadows on the street. You see customers all the time just walking into the hotel with these TVs on their arms and a big grin on their face.

Not sure when you did your tour of duty in Korea but my sense is that Asian women are changing sexually very very quickly. Just from when I began going in the early 90's I have noted a really quick evolution in their sexual proclivities. All for the good as far as I am concerned. When I first went to Thailand the women would be incredibly shy in your room - it would often be a battle to get the towel off of them - then the lights would have to be turned down - then you would have to coax a tepid bj out of them and then intercourse. As you said often very mechanical. Not sure if its globalization, watching porn or eating McDonalds but the new generation is not like this at all - much more sexually active, not at all shy - I do doubles all the time with no hesitation on their part, lengthy bjs and good sex - and 90% of the time with women who are 18-21 and pretty cute. Its a new world over there. So they have combined their traditional sense of taking care of the man with a sexual appetite. Its a lot of fun being with them in and out of bed. But I admit a good Latina is hard to beat.

If we meet up, Beefeaters it is.

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Hi Drronin,

I appreciate the sincerity of your motivations for providing advice about TVs, but it's a subject that we generally don't encourage discussing on this forum.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Drronin]

If we meet up, Beefeaters it is.[/QUOTE]Stop him at two, unless you really want to take that trip out to the park in Palermo. ;)