Salsero Locos November 2005 Report
Buenos Aires Trip Report, November 2005
Just back from ten sweet days of mongering in Buenos Aires. After nearly three long lonely months in my home town on the east coast, whose total population of beautiful women could easily squeeze into a Volkswagen Beetle, I had worked up quite an appetite for Argentinas. Here's my report:
Hotel / Apartment:
Had to spend my first night in the Hotel Orly as the apartment rented was occupied. While the downtown location is good, and I had no problem bringing a girl or two up to my room (they had to register but I was not charged) I can't recommend the hotel. The rooms are dingy and depressing, and within a space of 24 hours, I managed to have a flood in the bathroom and then, in the replacement room, the door handle came off from the inside nearly trapping me in the room (with no girl inside! Then the final straw: When I left some shirts in a closet after leaving the hotel and went back to ask for them a day later, the woman at the hotel gave me the third degree, asking me to describe every shirt in detail and basically treating me like a potential thief. Did she think I was running some kind elaborate scam to get some free (used) shirts? Fortunately, she was about the only unpleasant Argentine I ran across in 10 days, but wow what a *****!
Afterwards I rented an apartment in Recoleta from [url]www.bairesrent.com.ar[/url] which was fantastic. It is just a few blocks from the main action in Recoleta and a 5-6 pesos taxi ride from most of the downtown action, but on a nice quite side street. The apartment came with high speed wireless internet, a cell phone and a once-a-day maid. All very handy. Cost was something like $40-$45 a day.
On to the ladies. I sampled a wide variety of mongering venues on this, my second trip to BA, and had great luck overall This is largely due to doing more research than on my first trip, on this as well as on the local Spanish language forum.
Internet girls
Julieta from Gemidos – Very hot young thing and perhaps my favorite internet chica. Looks just like her pictures and gives great service and has a great personality. Not for boob men, but a real treat for ass men. 150 pesos.
Guada from Platynum – She was a little distrusting at first, then warmed up and gave great service for 150 pesos plus taxi. Her huge rack was fun to play with, but otherwise I like my girls a lot more toned. I chose her because I had read on a local forum that she gave great BBBJ, and she did not disappoint.
Kitty from Escorts Argentina – Ran into her while checking out a couple of apartments. She was working at the one on the 900 block of Esmerelda. She is a very very pretty girl, looks exactly like her pix, gave me a nice little massage and then got down to business which was adequate though by no means a GFE. No kissing nor BBBJ. C’est la vie…
A couple of girls who get raves reviews on the local board for their oral abilities are Heidi from Areavip.com and Estefani from Platynum. I never did manage to hook up with them, but perhaps one of ya’ll out there would like to “take one for the team.” I’d love to hear about your experience.
Boliches
Revisited my favorite area, the Triangle, but the magic wasn’t there as on my last trip. I also was a little annoyed that the hot dancers they now have working at Catto’s do not seem to be on the menu. They tended to disappear upstairs after their dance, never to reemerge.
Did a solo trip out to Flores late one rainy Monday night to visit Envidia and Doly’s. I must say I really liked the atmosphere there, and you can’t beat the prices (10 peso entry gets you a massive beer bottle, and I think you can take a girl upstairs for 60 pesos or so). Unfortunately, the combination of heavy rain and a Monday made for a very slow night and slim pickings, so I didn’t venture upstairs (they have onsite rooms), but I would definitely return.
As it turns out, I really should have taken a girl upstairs, any girl!, because later the same night I found myself 3/4 drunk in Newport talking to the infamous Gabrielle, the Jessica Rabbit who always stands to the left of the door. And holy shit she has a scary face up close, but that body looked so good and I was just so buzzed and curious to see it, that before I know it I found myself paying the waitress at Newport 12 pesos to get her out (I think that might be a new policy), and then paying her way too much for what was supposed to be an hour but ended up being more like a quick 20 minute BBBJ before she was suiting up and heading out the door. I didn’t object—“Hey, we agreed to an hour!” because, among other things, I couldn’t stand to look at those freakish collagen-injected lips any more! Her body though, is outstanding! Rack is a little hard, but really nicely shaped, and then rest of her body is tight and toned and tanned and and…. Why can’t she get another head!?!?
Another night I went to Affaire Recoleta where I fended off wave after wave of attacks at the bar while I hoped and prayed that a beautiful brunette I saw talking with a local monger would free up. And lo and behold, she did free up, and I did sit and talk with her, and she was as sweet as she was beautiful and claimed to work only part time at the club, mostly weekends, as she also had a day job. Then I went to the bathroom for a second ---and came back to find the local guy from before had swooped in next to her and was making desperate hand gestures trying to get her back!! Sorry pal, too late! She shooed him away, I bought her exit drink, and away we went. Before we left, I had brought up the topic of money once, to which she replied something like “Oh, yes, the ugly part…” But then conversation moved off to other areas and it didn’t come up again. When I took her home I had a 110% GFE, and then finally slipped her a few hundred pesos as she was leaving. Two days later (on a Sunday I think), we had lunch, a movie and a lovely afternoon session for which I paid zippo. Very very nice experience.
On my last night, which was my birthday, I went with a friend to Affaire Puerreydon and the new place down the block from it, called Madonna or Madonnas or something like that. Talent was OK at both places. Entrance at Madonna was 25 pesos for one drink, a little steep, but my friend and I were treated to the spectacle of a bunch of local guys coming in with local, non-pro female friends. I dared my friend to offer to take one upstairs, but we thought better of it in the end. Moved down the street to Affaire, where the girls have a nice habit of putting their knees up on the bar stools, their elbows on the bar, and sticking their asses out into the air. You walk in the place and its like a row of cannons aimed at your head ready to mow you down in a massive broadside of backsides. Nice way to go though…
Anyway, this was my birthday and I wanted top notch, so ignoring all the reports I’ve read, not to mention my better judgement, I next headed to Madahos for the first time. When we got there, it was very late, maybe 4am—an hour from closing--but there was still some very nice talent cruising the floor like hungry sharks. I met a beautiful petite green-eyed Peruvian spinner, chatted her up a bit in the back with a complementary bottle of birthday champagne (yes, it was free after I showed my ID confirming that it really was my birthday!) and then proceeded to walk her home as the sun was rising over Eva Peron’s tomb. A little while later, after I shot my second load all over her beautiful little chest, she was the first person to wish me happy birthday in her sweet high voice. Happy birthday indeed!!!
Fun as this experience was, I am not sure if I would return to Madahos, or would at least bargain much harder next time. I paid this girl 300 pesos, even though with the place closing and her with almost no prospect of finding another client, I probably could have had her for half as much. But I was in a splurging mood that night.
Apartments
Visited the ever-popular Sante Fe 1707 twice and saw a pretty nice looking line up both times. Price was the standard 100 pesos plus 20-30 extra for BBBJ. Also checked out the upscale apartment on Beruti 2379 in Barrio Norte that has gotten such rave reviews on the board, although the thread is titled Larrea 1072. There are two obviously relalated websites listed on that thread, so perhaps they have two locations. The sites are [url]www.divinoprivate.com.ar[/url] and [url]www.cieloprivate.com.ar[/url].
Anyway, had a great session there with lovely blonde Bianca who is about 30 years old but with an incredibly tight gym-toned body and well-done fake rack. Chatting with her I was very surprised to learn that she is MARRIED, and that he husband knows she works in a massage place but thinks she only does hand jobs. She also mentioned that she used to work as a school teacher, but that after getting used to the money of the world’s oldest profession, its hard to go back to a tiny teacher’s paycheck.
Couple minor complaints about this place: I paid upfront for BBBJ service from Bianca (it is right there on the menu), but she wasn’t really into it and did the absolute bare minimum. I feel that it is absolutely a girl’s right to only want to do CBJ, and the manager should just have told me that Bianca doesn’t do those and not charged me. The other problemita is that on another day I had was that I made an appointment with well-reviewed Julieta which was not honored because some other guy was in there with her and kept extending the session. Maybe it is a bit much of me to expect them to tell this guy that he can’t extend any more because of my upcoming appointment (bird in the hand…) but I was peeved and stalked off to Santa Fe 1707 instead of going back an hour later as the manager suggested. Plus, I hate the idea of KNOWINGLY going in right after another guy has been doing this girl every which way but Sunday for the past three hours. In least in other situations, you can at least pretend that you are the first of the day.
Massage parlours
On my final day, I looked around for the holy grail: a good professional massage from an attractive woman who you can later fuck. It seems that massage skills and looks often have an inversely proportional relationship, but I got lucky at two spas. Both are in downtown: [url]www.dreamontheplace.com[/url] (on Suipacha) and the other [url]www.croixspa.com.ar[/url] on Maipu. Both places had a nice line up of 6-8s, and I got great massages at both for 60 pesos (including a HJ) with the possibility of more options, including sex for 60-70 pesos additional. I had a particularly good time with Lorena at Croix.
Anyway, I am back in sex prison for a couple of weeks. Have fun down there and hope this information proves helpful.
