Judd's Reports: May 25th-June 4th

Friday, May 26th,

What a fucking night this was. It started out very innocently with a great dinner with fellow mongers at the AMA meeting. Outstanding turnout with around 20 dudes showing up at the soiree. I enjoyed meeting everyone. The service and food was top notch. Following dinner, a couple of us went over to Alamo while the others went to Excedra. Alamo was fairly busy and we got there just in time to enjoy a couple of free drafts. We (Slugfest, and Co2) started to get a little restless, and decided to hit the clubs in Flores.

Our first stop was Nvidia. The place was hopping as usual for a Friday night. About 25 or so girls with only a few doable one's. I was a little disappointed because the quantity versus quality was extremely low. We took in the atmosphere for a few minutes when I finally noticed a decent looking chica. She was sitting at the bar with a baseball cap which covered her face. We noticed her when she got up to go meet some other dudes. She was very hot. She finished up with the other table, so I grabbed her. Her name was Luz and was quite the dish. Braided hair, flat stomach, average tetonas, and a sweet ass. I didn't F around with much small talk but just said let's head up stairs. Turns out she was dancing so I had to wait. At first, she told me an hour was her minimum. I told her I would have a heart attack If I banged her for an hour. I guess she forgot cuz when she went upstairs, I was only charged for 1/2 hour. Don't remember if it was 60 or 70.

Once upstairs in their shitty ass rooms, the session was heated. The first thing she did was somewhat strange. She got on top of me so I could play with her semi-sagging titties (4 kids) She then arched her back and fed her concha to the head of my dick. I was in a very vulnerable state, because I wanted to jam sin condom. She was starting to moan, and I thought oh boy, sexo sin condom. However, after a few minutes teasing my cock, she got off and preceded with CBJ. BBBJ was extra so I declined.

Once we started going at it, she became a real ballbuster. Another chica who loves the hard bang. Very raw animalistic sex going on here, with plenty of butt slapping (some by her) going on. So I'm taking her doggie style. We're both enjoying the view from the mirror when my cell phone rings. I answer the phone figuring it's someone from the party. I've never multitasked like this before! It El Grandote wanting to know where I'm at. "Hold on and listen. Slap, Slap, Slap, Slap!" El Grandote responds, "So, where you at?" This time I put the phone next to Luz, and start to tap it really hard. She's loving it and just moaning away. Put the phone back to my ear. "I'm fucking my brother!" He laughs and hangs up. We banged so hard that we had to stop twice to readjust the bed which fell of the flat frame twice. We continue to go at it until quitting time. I never did nut due my high consumption of alcohol. I gave her a 20p tip cuz she really took everything I had to give her. This was my first kickass GFE at Nvidia. Nvidia finally delivers for me.

Back at the bar, the dudes were ready to checkout Doly's. Doly's turned out to be an absolute sausage fest. Doable chicas were few and far between. We finished our beers and jetted. Right as I'm leaving Doly's I get a call from Marak 5. I meet up with him and his chica at Crowbar (formerly Buenos Aires News) It's 3:45am and the place is packed. We hung out there and danced for about an hour and half. It was very tough trying to pick up on chicas because it was so loud and crowded. I managed to get turned down by a half a dozen chicas.

This is where the story get's a bit sketchy, as half the fluids in my body are in the form of alcohol. I then head over to Cocodrilo. Bad decision. From there, all I remember is dancing and making out with some chica. I don't know who she was or how I made it home. I was only aware of 2 things. I woke up in my apartment at 5:00pm the next day with a major hangover and penny less. That's right, for the 2nd time in as many trips to Cocodrilo I came out of the place without any money. I don't know if I got pick pocketed but "My Wallet's Gone, My Wallet's Gone!" And yes, I looked in the sofa and it was not there.

Memo to self: Stop going into Cocodrilo sloppy drunk looking for action. It leads to no sex, cost me 300p, and I have to cancel my credit cards!

Luckily, I brought bail money this trip,

Judd

[QUOTE=Judd]That's right, for the 2nd time in as many trips to Cocodrilo I came out of the place without any money. I don't know if I got pick pocketed but "My Wallet's Gone, My Wallet's Gone!" And yes, I looked in the sofa and it was not there.

Memo to self: Stop going into Cocodrilo sloppy drunk looking for action. It leads to no sex, cost me 300p, and I have to cancel my credit cards!

Luckily, I brought bail money this trip,

Judd[/QUOTE]Sounds like quite an adventure. I never bring my wallet out with me, but just enough money in a moneyclip to cover a couple of sessions, plus taxi fare. I might put some smaller bills in another pocket to cover taxi fare as well. It's pretty rare that I'll drink, so I think that keeps me generally safe.

[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]Sounds like quite an adventure. I never bring my wallet out with me, but just enough money in a moneyclip to cover a couple of sessions, plus taxi fare. I might put some smaller bills in another pocket to cover taxi fare as well. It's pretty rare that I'll drink, so I think that keeps me generally safe.[/QUOTE]I was in a privado in Cordoba and was sitting in this chair getting an excellent BBBJ from this chicka when I felt something with my foot. I looked down and low and behold if it wasn't a wallet. Had a couple hundred pesos in it as well. I keep my money in my front pocket. Course I don't drink, so it's easier for me to remeber to keep checking for wallet, money, testicles etc. Etc.

Before I get into this. Went to Mendoza 2480 with Moore last Sunday, and it sucked. Only 2 chicas. Passed on them.

Big Titted Monster #1, Montevideo 764 10A near Cordoba. I found out about this place thru Gina who advertises on platynum. Com. She's a confirmed big titted monster! In fact, there was another chica who had bigger tits than Gina. She was a little round in the face and bod. She was doable as well and would've no problem taking her if Gian was unavailable. Turns out Gina was the 2nd chica working so I took her. Impressive rack complete with nice peperoni style areolas. They're bigger and fuller than in her pics. I think it's because she's a very tall chica. Body that's simply built for fucking! Not a Tadoohh ass, but definetely, definetely above average. She's not ugly but she's not pretty. I don't give a flying fuck about the face anyways. I care about seeing things jiggle. No kissing. CBJ was covered. This was a good thing since I was very aroused. Average session nothing too crazy. I really spent my time admiring her body as opposed to grudge fucking her. Had a nice Titty Titty Bang Bang session with her. Finished with a nice release. Nothing earth shattering like with Yael or Nalba, but was a good way to start off the day. Price was a little high. Madam tried to fuck the gringo by saying it was 150 media hora. I got it down to 120. Still too high in my book but I wanted to bang Gina. I had Lowlight confirm the price by calling later. He said he was quoted 10p less.

Big Titted Monster #2, Las Heras 3766 2B. I just got back from this place and nailed the big titted chica. You can see her pics on sensualbaires. Com. Yael is her name. I remember this chica from a few years back cuz she has these really big bug eyes. She use to advertise with her sister who looked similar. I wondered what happened to her. She said she took a year off to take care of some things.

This chica rocks! The titties are not natural like Luciana, but there still great. Easily a double D size cup. It was cool cuz she immediately DFK's with me which heightened the session. I can also confirm the previous posts in that she sucks a mean cock! BBBJ was complete with ball washing and Deep throat. The best bj I've had so far. Suprisingly, a nice large round ass. I was expecting to be disappointed in the ass department. It wasn't as tight as some of the other chicas I nailed on this trip. However, for a bigger sized girl it was OOTaayy.

I really enjoyed banging this chica. I loved watching those titties shake. Doggie was fun cuz she was up against the mirror so I was able to view both tits and ass movement. The piece de resistance (I know I'm not spelling the phrase correctly) was finishing up with a little "Bang Bang Titty Titty Bang Bang We Love You." I got right on top of her globes and it was quite surreal for me. I had no problem busting a nut. In fact, I intentionally backed away because I knew it would be a splash landing on the face. Had a nice release all over her jugs and neck. She commented on the release saying "gusto". I take it that means lots.

After she came back from the shower, we talked for a few minutes. Nice girl. Will session with her again. 100p 1/2 hour or 150 for the hour. Apparently not available for takeout.

Late,

Judd

As Rome would say, I spent Saturday and Sunday down in the basement recovering from otra noche, and trying to shake this cold I brought from the states. I did manage to call Nalba from Gemidos. Com. I've been enthralled with this chica ever since I saw her pics a few months back. Her photos are extremely "Done Up" on the net. In person, not a stunner, but as close as you can get for an internet chica. She was definitely the chica in the photos. She has a beautiful set of piercing blue eyes which work well with her black hair. What a rack on her. Nice set of big floppy titties on this chica. Her ass wasn't as round as I would like, and reminded me of the lifesaver chica (remember the pics Jaimito) I banged in Lima a few years back. Price was right at 120p. BBBJ was included in the session. No complaints with the BBBJ. In fact, since she was so tight and clean, I couldn't resist a little 69. Went in for digit en la cola, but was denied. No problem.

I started the session with doggie and was impressed. Her ass was moving quite well. She had a tight "Pink Taco" even for a little guy like me. She was a screamer, and liked the hard bang. I flipped her around and got dug in for missionary. I never said this, but I always check with the chica before I go in hard in this position. There's a difference between the chica liking the hard bang, and "your hurting me." So I want to make it clear, I'm respectful of this with the chicas. I got clearance from her and pounded away with great enthusiasm. It truly savored this moment because she held her arms close to her body so her massive jugs we're bouncing up towards the ceiling. Just like in the porno's. I'm first and foremost a voyeur, and I fuuckiiinng love it when the chicas do that for me. We banged til exhaustion (me being exhausted not her. I had her get on all fours and proceeded to work on a jerk. Finished with a nice release most of which ended up on her supple jugs. Great session with an equally great chica. As I'm writing this post, I really want to call her up. However, I want to kick it up a tit notch so I'm looking to repeat with another extremely big busted chica from the past.

More to follow.

These reports are a little dated as my internet connection took a dump the last few days of my trip. I hooked up again with Nalba from Gemidos.com as I was unable to get other internet chicas to come to my lair. She finally made it over at 8:00pm even though I was ready to go at 3:00pm. Another great session with her floppy bouncing titties. We hit all positions, but I really just wanted to clear up some congestion down below. Well, that wasn't a problem. I proceeded to bust a nut in Peter North, or moreso, Moore like fashion. This shot hung in mid flight for what seemed to be an eternity blanketing the drapes hanging off the window next to the bed as well as her hair. We both laughed, and she made a reference to a volcano erupting. Peter would have been proud of me.

Judd

I hooked up with this chica twice during my visit to BA. This is the chica I have been trying to get with each of my last 3 visits, but somehow we've missed each other. Well, we finally connected and it was the grudge fuck of my life. This chica is straight up a baller. Anything goes with this chica. She sucks cock with the best of them. BBBJ, ball wash, deep throat, beso negro. Likes to get her ass banged as well. If she's into you, then your in for the fuck of your life. The only negative I see with her is she's put on a few pounds. I can look past cuz she's still put together rather nicely but the stomach area is a bit of a turnoff.

The first night I pull her out of the club after 3:00am so she doesn't have to return. We head over to Newports and have a couple of beers. We both get pretty drunk and just fuck til we pass out. I go back and see her a week later. We go to the back of the club to talk a little. She tells me, "you don't drink tonight because I want you to fuck my ass." Music to my ears. "Honey, I've only had 2 drinks tonight, your ass is mine." I pay my drink fine of 65p and we head back to the place. I know I'm in trouble when she tell me to "just trust me" during the bbbj session. I told her I'm not into the beso negro stuff. She manages to work her way down there but honors my wishes.

So we finish with 69 and move onto a little titty titty bang bang when she tells me to get on top of her. A reverse 69 position. I get this scared look on my face, and she assures me she's not going to lick my ass. It turned out to be a pretty cool position. I was titty banging her, as well as DATY, and she was licking my balls. I later found out this was considered a teabag position.

Needless to say, I was ready to bang. We went at it in all positions. The score was 2 orgasms for her and zero for me. I had enough with the traditional and went in for ass play. It was awesome and she loved it. Another score for her. I tried like the dickens to nut but it just wasn't in the cards. I had no energy left. Plus, it was towards the end of my trip, and I had only a few bullets left. It's too bad cuz I know she wanted it CIM.

With all this being said about Paola's ball busting abilities, YMMV. These chicas are very inconsistent with their sessions, and vary from dude to dude. She commented about how she doesn't like the older guys. She says she fucks with one eye on the clock. However, I think she's like most chicas in that the sessions will get better as the chica gets more comfortable with you. That was another comment she made. She told me she feels comfortable being with me. This was the reason why she was able to have multiple orgasms, and go a little crazy with the ass fucking and other stuff we tried.

I paid the standard 300p gringo pricing for her. I took her after 3:00am both times so she wouldn't have to return to the club. She ended up staying for two hours the 2nd night so I got my money's worth. I never tried to negotiate with her. The simple reason being I know her living situation. She's a single mother raising two kids who puts her money to good use.

One of the highlights of my trip.

Judd

Following dinner with Jackson, We decided to checkout Excedra. Jackson makes a great point. If your going to have coffee, why not do so in the company of available chicas. Since I don't drink coffee, this is probably why I never go to Excedra. I might start after seeing several doables at the place. I was impressed with the amount of decent wool. Including a couple of hot dark haired Peruvian looking chicas. BTW, it was a Thursday night around 11:30pm. We sit down and I immediately noticed a chica I used to see advertising thru Gemidos. Com. There's no mistaking this chica cuz she's covered with tattoo's. Her hair is braided blonde and even her eye lids are tattooed. I talked with Jackson and another dude who said she used to work at Madahos. I've always had a thing for this chica because I remember she had a huge round ass. Face marginal, ass good, me want. I pretty much knew I was going to take this chica out of the place before I ordered my café ole fucking expresso.

We sit at the table next to her where she's sitting with two of her girlfriends, a chubby brunette, and another very cute blonde. The chubby brunette is sitting closest to me so I start to rapping with her. Out of nowhere, Lowlight comes over, sits next to me, and the chica all in a sweat. "Hey Judd, I was going to make a play on this one do you mind?" "She's all yours Luke, may the force be with you. I want her friend over there Chewbaca."

I finally start talking to this chica and can tell she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. I don't give a shit cuz neither am I. It's worth mentioning because it's pertinent when I talk about the session. I ask her how much for the hour and she says 100us. I give her my patent response. "What country are we in?" "Argentina." "Then why are you quoting me in dollars instead of Pesos?" This question is always followed with the chica responding, "I mean 300 pesos." "Okay then. That's much better. Pues vamos!" Just kidding. I tell her 300p is too much. I really want to bang this chica just to break the cherry I've wacked off too on numerous occasions for the past several years. So I countered saying the most I'm going to pay you is 150p. How bout we screw for ½ hour? She agreed to this so we we're off to my place. I figured I could stretch the time to 40 or 50 minutes if necessary.

I forgot to mention this chica considers herself a dancer. She told me she goes around to clubs and strips. Whatever. I was barely paying attention to what this chica was saying. The only thing on my mind was visualizing her ass bouncing on my cock. At the apartment, she does her little strip show. Man, what an incredible fucking body. Nice big fakies yet still soft, trim little waist, and easily the best ass I've encountered this trip. The best way to describe her ass was scrumptious. It was just the way I like them. Incredibly round to the point it doesn't look natural on her body, and semi-firm.

She starts to suck my cock which was CBJ. Pretty good technique but not jaw dropping. She smacks it a couple of times against her mouth so that was a bonus. The session starts to go south even before penetration begins as she complains her tits are sore when I go in for a little lick. Our first position is with her on top. She mounts me like I'm fucking 14" inch Ramon from Bang Bros all slow and careful. I let her get all comfortable and guide my "massive" member inside her puss. She's working it in, and she was a little tight. After a few minutes of her taking essentially about two inches of my dick, I had enough of this and go for some hard bang. You know, generate a little friction. Again, she acts like I'm fucking her with Lexington Steele's cock. I realize she's not into the hard band so I pull back and fuck just hard enough so I can get that ass to jiggle.

We switch to doggie. Again, I let her put it in, and control the situation. At this point, I've got to go deep, and get my 150p worth of bang out of this chica. I pick up the pace a little and she seems okay with it. Finally, I'm hitting it semi-hard. Her ass is jiggling away reminiscent of my little X German girlfriend back when I could pick up puss in the states. I'm thinking I finally got this chica worked up as she's seems to be enjoying herself. I was wrong. She starts to complain so I stop and ask, "What's the problem?" She says, "your dick is too big for me." I'm like, "Are you nuts? Are we talking about the same cock?" It was very flattering, but the use of the adjective big in relation to my cock is an oxymoron.

After she tells me this, I honor her request and take it easy for the remainder of the session. I fuck her passionless in a few more positions until I know I have some good jerk material for the states. Afterwards, she tells she's just a dancer and doesn't fuck that often. C'Mon, don't feed me that crap. "There's no dude whose going to pay you 300p per hour and not want to fuck the shit out of you." She just stares back at me aimlessly. That look reminded me when Brittany Spears said "It is what it is" with regards to her driving the car with her baby sitting unbuckled in her lap. It's amazing the shit these chicas makeup. This chica was lame, and should be avoided. Try her blonde friend, she seemed fairly personable. It's too bad cuz she had the goods.

Late,

Judd

I saw her a couple of days ago leading a well-dressed local on a shopping expedition on Santa Fe, right by my place. Poor schmuck.