Privado Musings

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre]Privado Musings:

1. The Dreaded Knock on the Door!

Do you find yourself wondering when the knock will come?

Will the knock come before you do?[/QUOTE]I never expect it (like the Spanish Inquisition) not sure which comes first but I had better before I leave.

[quote]2. What do the Chicas do when they leave the room?

Service the other guy for a few minutes and return?[/QUOTE]I am pretty sure that they go and round up the other chicas in the privado and say "holy shit, you should see the piece of beef cake I just landed! I'd do this one for free!"

The rest of you should consider what the waitress does to your food when you send it back. Although, it is difficult to envision a chica spitting into her cooch. Guess we are better off not knowing.

[quote=]3. Bait and Switch.

Sorry, that girl that you just met has left the building![/QUOTE]Funny thing, I planned on my dick being right behind her, and now it is. Adios.

[quote=]4. It's too cold to turn on the airconditioner![/QUOTE]Just reminds me of my days in Nam:

I was in. Sang Bang. Dang Gong. I was all over the place, a lot of places. I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions. Commando Airborne Tactics. Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.

Yeah, it was real hush hush.

I was Agent Orange,

Special Agent Orange, that was me.

[quote=]5. She does'nt work here anymore because she caught something![/QUOTE]Damn, I knew I should have wrapped it before I plugged her last time.

[quote=]6. Our prices have gone up since WorldTraveler 69 published that list![/QUOTE]Do you think the farmers can raise their f-ing prices without permission from Kristina? Well the same goes for privados and WT.

[quote=]7. Completo means up to 3 positions and a few kises![/QUOTE]No problem. You can keep the kisses. Position #1 balls-deep in cola, position #2 blowjob, position #3 ROTFLMAO.

[quote=]8. The fat girl wants to be with you![/QUOTE]And I want to be with her, immediately after boning all the skinny chicas aka.

[quote=]9. I'm not Dominican I just have a good tan![/QUOTE]If you were doing what you're supposed to be doing, you wouldn't be able to talk right now.

[quote=]10. We Speak English![/QUOTE]Please refer to #9 above.

[quote=]And last but not least:

Of course Jackson visits this place ALL the time and he recommends it highly!

TL[/QUOTE]That is what they keep saying at 1707 Ste Fe!