The Good the Bad and the Ugly!
Had dinner last night at a new Indian restaurant on Viamonte (Delhi Darbar) that was not as good as Mumbai and since it was raining I decided to check out a new Privado at:
Callao 521.
$20.00 pesos - just a 15 minute starter.
$30.00 pesos half hour.
$40.00 pesos an hour ¨Completo. ¨
I thought, What the Hell, why not, I'll take one for the team and see what it's like.
Hell, I KNEW WHAT IT WAS GOING TO BE LIKE!
Someone once described a Prison Cell to me as a really small room with an even smaller bed, no airconditioner and not much of a view.
They must have been talking about Callao 521.
Over the phone the prices were as stated above but when I arrived maybe due to inflation their prices had increased by $10.00 pesos for the Whole Enchilada.
Oh well, I had taken a few Love Drops so now I had Wood so I might as well put it to good use.
Picked a really ugly and slutty looking Paraguayan woman with zero redeeming qualities because she was ugly and slutty looking or because she represented the least of all evils available.
Artisttyp - she has YOUR name on her!
Probably only because she was Paraguayan.
When in doubt pick a Paraguayan.
The other choices were Dominicans and they were not nice one´s like our man Sidney trains !
I paid for one full hour of ¨Completo¨ but the dreaded knock came after 25 minutes and the girll was ready to run claiming that I had only paid $50.00 pesos and that was only good for 30 minutes.
Damn inflation again!
The madam came in and explained that an hour of full service was $60.00 pesos and that she had never mentioned anything about an hour and that the word HOUR only came out of my mouth.
The Paraguayan said ¨Come on now, it's not like were going to give ourselves away for $50.00 pesos an hour.¨
But I guess $60.00 an hour is o.k !
I was laughing while I told them to go fuck themselves and that the girl should go back to Paraguay because as a working girl her skills are really lacking!
A dud! A Paraguayan Dud!
WTF?
So now I Have Wood and Will Travel.
Uruguay 343:
Gabby, blonde Brazilian girl with ONE OF THOSE ASSES!
Very nice breasts with extra long nipples.
That ass, not my style I thought but it sure was fun to poke on!
It's a typical Brazilian, African-American style Butt on a white girl with a nice triangular face.
Well lit room, queen sized bed, mirrored walls, free beer and Ice Cold A / C!
Full service - $100.00 pesos, free beer and the only rule is no kissing on the lips.
Fair enough.
Artisttyp - this butts for you man!
Yes, the place has a useless bathroom with paper towels but it's got a / c and mirrors man!
The girl is very quiet at first, not talkative but she warms up and gets super wet!
One position anal though! 4 on the floor.
Not good enough for TL to blast off but she liked it.
Finally let loose while they were knocking, a perfect simultaneous orgasm!
My orgasm their knock!
I will ride that Filly again!
She seems to work the night shift.
There is another girl there with a name that starts with the letter ¨A ¨that I must go and visit soon.
Fucking Love Potion makes you do the wildest things!
TL
