2004 Reports - Edited

Well, after a major miscomunication with Jackson and Daniela, my return to BA was as great as I remembered, only enhanced by the favorable currency. While Sunday did not work out well, Thursday and Friday were fantasic. Started off with a visit to Cafe Orleans, and met Isabel, a tall Equadorian doll. Relocated to Hotel Horizante(sp) around the corner for a very pleasurable time. So fine, that we returned to my main stay at the Alvear and called a few friends from the Gemidos.com.ar website. Ended up getting Aldana from the fantasy section. She arrived very fast and had a two hour mff session. I still am thinking of that. Rest and a shower headed to the clubs. Hit Madahos, Affair, and settled at Black. It was great. Met up with a Paris Hilton look alike that was sweet. Needless to say sleep well that night and late the next morning. Had some business to attend to the following morning and early afternoon, but when finished headed back to Cafe Orleans for some quality time with Isabel. You that get to live there are truely lucky. I can't wait to get back next year.

PS Jackson, I will plan ahead better. Thanks for your help.

So I start last night by having dinner at El Establo. Check out my review in the restaurant thread. I was planning to go to Solid Gold and Affaire, but since I was in the neighborhood I decided to swing by Cattos and Hooks. Hey, looking is free. I get to Cattos and there are about 10 to 15 girls there. Not many guys. Not bad for a Sunday night. Not bad at all. One girl in particular has already caught my eye. I decide to check out Hooks anyways. I was in Cattos for maybe 30 seconds. On the way out the doorman asks for a tip. I say next time. I walk the 5 feet or so to Hooks. There are two girls there, one doable. No guys. So I head back to Cattos.

I get back there and walk the length of the bar. On the way back toward the door I feel something vibrating. Huh? I left my cell phone at home. It was my little head telling me it has made a decision. It´s the girl that caught my eye earlier. She gets off her stool and asks me to have a seat. I know it, she knows it, it´s a done deal. We grab a couple of beers and head to a table. We chat for a bit and then she starts the DFK. Always a good sign. We watch the incredible looking dancer who unfortunately doesn´t work there for a while. She asks if I would like company back at my hotel. I ask how much. She says 200. I counter with 150. I know, I know, I paid too much. I never pay more than 100 at Cattos or Hooks. She goes to change and I pay the bill. 10 for my beer, 20 for hers. I give the waiter 40. He brings back 10 and I tell him to keep it. He refuses. I try again. He says no tips. The doorman gets us a cab and I asks for a tip again. The girl says not to. I give him a little something anyways. I hope I don´t get banned from Cattos for tipping.

Her name is Rosa Marie. 26, blonde, 5 feet nothing and slim. She has a really tight body except for a bit of a tummy and some stretch marks from her pregnancy. Definitely a GFE experience. We take our time with the fore play and then she asks if we can shower together. Of course. I had to think about dead puppies to keep from ending the session early while so was washing me in the shower. We start and end with BBBJ. She asks if I would like to CIM. I say sure. She asks if it would be OK if she didn´t swallow. I say, of course. All in all she was one of the best I´ve had in BA. She ended up spending a couple of hours with me. She gave me her number and said let´s go shopping or have dinner or something. I never call these girls since variety is the spice of life, but I just might call her. At no time did she asks for money. I gave it to her as she was waking toward the door. I also gave her cab fare. She seemed surprised and grateful. She works every day.

Afterwards I head for a night cap at New Port. Once again, not bad at all. There were about 10 to 15 girls there as well. More than a few I would consider doable. In fact, Fabiona, my first in BA and one of my favorites was there. She used to work at Affaire. They were doing a brisk trade. I was only there about 30 minutes but about 5 of the girls left with guys. There was this one incredible girl, but she turned out to be the singer on a break. By the way, I saw a bunch of you guys holding up bills to the light. You know who you are.

I´ll have to take back my comment about Sunday´s sucking. They still might suck at Madaho´s and the other first line clubs. But the second string will do nicely. If I hadn´t picked Rosa Marie, there were at least 5 or so girls at Catto´s I would gladed have choosen. In fact one of them I´ve saw working at Madaho´s last year.

It amazes me how good people´s memories are. I haven´t been here in a year, but I´ve been to BA a few times. Fabiona remembered me right off. Name and everything. As I was walking back to my hotel. One of the touts for Affaire asks me where I´ve been. He hasn´t seen me in a year.

Madaho´s tonight. Hopefully it´ll be in full swing.

Oh by the way. I´m thinking about taking a daytrip to Montevideo just to sight see. Is that possible on the Hydrofoil or will I have to stay overnight?

Hello everybody,

I will be in BA the second week of April. This will be my third time mongering in BA. I can't wait. I will be staying in the Etoile form April 6-20.

Will anybody be there that might want to hit some of the clubs one night? Do mongers still meet up at the lobby of the Etoile each night?

If anybody want to get together message me through the WSG's private messaging system.

Ba_robert2004

Hello everbody,

Need some info,

Are those adds in "El Clarin" for real or just to attract
clients and then ripped them.

Any mongers have had dated any of those ladies.

Thanks

After comparing JamesBond69's "Banned from Black" story to mine, it dawned upon me that the reason behind my ban probably wasn't because Black's management actually believed that I had assaulted one of their girls. When I was back at Black on the night when all that crap happened, I was allowed to stay after explaining myself to two of Black's guys; both were Caucasian and were fluent in English; one was in his thirties and the other, more senior looking one was about fifty with gray patches on his hair (the older man is the manager, right?). Had they not believed me, they could have easily sent their bouncer to escort me out without much of a hassle. As for their fear of causing a scene, I was alone and am far from a thuggish looking type. Also, if they even had the slightest suspicion that I was a chica-beater, why would they have allowed me to stay, thereby "endangering" the other girls? The cost of a minor scene caused by having me escorted out by a bouncer would have been minor compared to the damage to their credibility had I truly turned out to be a chica-beater who was allowed to stay and "assault" yet another girl.

It turns out that when I was allowed to stay, the most attractive chica that I saw during my whole trip (I'm talking pros and non-pros here) approached me, think her name is Diane or Diana. She's about 5'5, very attractive and elegant looking brunette. To top it off, she was actually quite fluent in English, had a classy demeanor and seemed like a nice person. Unfortunately, she wanted USD200 for a short session and USD500 for TLN, that's right, US dollars. I thought 500 pesos for TLN was already a generous offer for a hot chica. Of course, out of loyalty to my fellow mongers and Jackson's position on overpaying, I told her to get lost. Okay, I am lying about not overpaying but she was really hot, LOL. She rates a 9 and on my scale, 10 is supermodel material. Anyway, I counteroffered with USD200 and finally USD300 for TLN and was shocked when she declined that offer and told me in a somewhat snooty way that maybe I should go shopping at Madahos (women are such changeable creatures). To be honest, I might have been willing to pay USD500 for a TLN with her if I believed she was serious about providing a top notch experience. But knowing that USD500 for TLN is ridiculous in B.A, my big head finally took over and convinced the little head that she was probably out to fleece me. First, the demonic Cindy tried to set me up, now a really attractive English speaking chica whom I really liked was trying to con me. So far, the night was turning out pretty bad.

Now, I was truly in a bad mood. So much so that I actually started talking to a fellow monger at Black. I believe in keeping my mongering activities separate from the rest of my life and try not to socialize with fellow mongers but he seemed like a nice guy. Anyhow, we start talking about the high prices at Black and I tell him about my rather "exciting night" with the evil Cindy and ultra expensive Diane. At the end of our conversation, I even asked him if he wanted to tag along with me to the more reasonably priced Madahos but he declined.

Given JamesBond69's experience with the Black censorship crew, I am beginning to suspect that I was banned not because they believed that I was a chica-beater but because they noticed that I was obviously unhappy about the way things turned out and was telling a fellow customer about Cindy and the high prices at Black; in my case, they were definitely watching me after the Cindy incident. Seeing that they have an aversion to free speech especially when it's true and potentially embarassing to them, I would not be a desirable customer. Heaven forbid that I go on to tell "cosas malas" about Black to even more customers. In addition, it seemed like almost everyone at Black believed me except for this one middle-aged waitress or hostess who kept giving me dirty looks. I think she's some sort of a senior hostess, she was wearing a waitstaff uniform but I don't recall her ever carrying any beverages. Even Issac, the black doorman was quite sympathetic when he told me the night after that the management no longer wanted me around. On the other hand, it could have been the generous tip that I gave him the night before but I like to think that he genuinely believed me.

The sad thing about it is that, like JamesBond69, I actually like Black. While service isn't great like Madahos where I was treated like a king, Black had more European looking girls which I have a preference for and they also had two or three real hotties but the rest of the chicas were pretty the same as Madahos. It could have been bad timing but I was at Madahos for five to six nights and couldn't find any chicas that I felt was a real looker.

What I found really disturbing about JamesBond69's report was the comment that bans at Black are for life. I'm headed to B.A in May and was hoping that they would have new staff at Black who wouldn't recognize me. Plus, I probably visited Black only about four times and that was during last August. Still, people at clubs tend to have very good memories. Guess it's pathetic wanting back in after being treated unfairly but the ban didn't bug me at that time since it happened towards the end of my trip, Issac was also pretty nice when breaking the bad news to me and I didn't undergo any sort of public humiliation. In addition, I met this hot Brazillian chica at Black whom I spent over half my trip with. Does anyone know what my chances of getting back into Black are?

After a long absence I am returning to BA on April 16 for a ten day visit. Look forward to having a beer or two with any mongers that care to indulge. Alas, I see Jackson will be gone. Perhaps we can have the weekly AMA meeting regardless.

Don,

100% if you come with me. HA

Mad Max

My favorita was scheduled for 9 PM but was a no show. That is the second time that has happened and I think it will be the last. Too many fish in the sea and I think something went wrong somewhere down the line. I was thinking about calling Paraguay 921 when the phone rang and it was a chica to whom my friend Corina had given my number. She was quite pushy and wanted me to come to her apartment but I insisted on meeting her for a drink first. When I did, I was not interested. I was also on Figueroa Alcorta and half way to Nuevo Estilo, and had a free admission card in my pocket. A no-brainer.

The bad news is that Antonela was not there. The good news is that the waitress learned a lot in her first lesson. She said she had been thinking about how to give blow jobs all day Sunday. I had a little packet of dulce de leche from the breakfast bar and I made her lick it all off, every drop. I told her she had to tease me for the full hour and that she wasn't allowed to give me any pussy. Well, okay, we did cheat a little but not much. It was a lot of fun and now I am really horny and must go to Maipú or similar. I told her I would be back on Wednesday for the third lesson and that it would involve honey and portable electronic devices.

¨Do I have $100 tattoed on my forehead?¨

Struck out last night. I went to Madaho´s first. I haven´t been there since the renovation. Looks great. The waiter who used to help me out a lot remembered me. I guess he´s moved up. He´s wearing a suit now. The place is packed with ladies. It´s about 11:40. Plenty of hot chicas to be found. I sit with my beer and try to make eye contact with a few. Time was, that a glance and a smile would at least get a smile in return if not the girl coming over to say hi. No more. Did I get magically transported to Black? The girls seemed stand offish last night. They would just look away or continue chatting with their friends. I finally take the initiative and walk up to a couple. They did warm up at that point. I tried to close the deal with a couple of them. I asked how much. Both said exactly the same to me. 300 minimum. That´s about $100. I tried talking them down to 200. After a little effort, the first one said 200 would be OK if we went to the close by short stay hotel. She said it would be 300 if we went to my hotel since it was ¨lentos¨, slow. I took that to mean that my hotel was too far away. Hardly, it´s maybe another minute or two away walking then the short stay. She held firm to the 300 at my hotel. I declined. The second didn´t even budge on that. Madaho's used to be one of my favorites, but with that attitude and price I might as well go to Blacks. I leave.

Next I go to Affaire. Not good. 10 or so chicas but really none to my liking. At least the girls here have a good attitude. About half of them came up to introduce themselves. While I was there, I never seen so many guys come in, look around for about 30 seconds and then leave. There must have been 30 or so who did that. I have a couple of drinks and give my last drink to the last girl I talked to and left.

I head for a hail mary at New Ports since it looked good the previous night. Not as good last night. But Fabiona, who used to be one of my good standbys, was there. I thought it´s a done deal. We talk for a bit and then I ask her back to my hotel. She says it´ll be 100 dolares. This surprised me since I've seen here about 4 times and each time was 150 pesos. I countered with 200. She says no. It's 100 dollars. I walk away shaking my head. It's about 3 am by now and I'm debating calling it a night or trying to see if Rosa Marie is at Cattos. I decide to give it a try.

Since I´m walking by, I decide to pop into Hooks. Plenty a chicas and a couple that look promising. I decide to stay. Yessica, of the photo gallery fame, comes up and we talk. She is a nice looking girl but not my type. I like European looking girls. I glance and smile at the two girls that caught my eye. Each one comes over to introduce themselves. But saidly up close, they didn´t hold up. One good thing about offering the girls a cigarette is that by the light of the cigarette lighter you can get a decent look in a dark bar. By this point, I was tired, frustrated, drunk and nauseated from the cigarette smoke. I decide to call it a night. I paid and left. I did check the bills I got as change and all is good. The bar tender seemmed a little miffed that I was doing that. I noticed that the 20s also have fibers that light up under the black light at the bar. So that´s another inidicator.

100 dollars? Is this the going rate at Madaho's now. Have I lost my touch? Hopefully I can pick up some tips at the AMA meeting tonight. See you all there.

Exon Reporting : Well yesterday afternoon I had a 1:00 pm starting time with Fadiana. It lasted all afternoon till 5:30 pm so no pussy for me last night. We have been practicing a new finish. Just before I cum I put out and she jack's me off all over her tits and face, now isn't that romantic. And,moreover she's getting good at it. Tonight Carolina and I have an 8:00 pm tee off time,so it looks like I'll get laid a little latter. Im saving my sperm for her. Hey, a bunch of you have been hearing $100 USD dollar quote's. Strangely so have I. Was in Affair last night on a recon mission and ran across the girl that ruined Jackson's bed. Im sure most of you remember her from a previous post. Well she held firm at $100 USD, I latter got her to qoute $300 pesos but for added time for a total of two hours. I passed of course having drilled Fabiana three earlyier in the day. ------Exon

Exon, 300 pesos is more than $100, of course, so not really a deal at all. For even TLT, I think $100 is the upper limit, personally.

I think that what happens is that so many guys will come in and splash money (Larry), and then everyone, thinks that you will pay $100US. The girls hear about this, and think that if one gringo will pay it, all of them will.

Went back to Maipu 429, 5th floor no. 5. Different madam this time, a blond Anglo type vs. the dark gal from the previous visit. I knew I was kind of early at 1 PM but the selection was only four girls, including the one I did the first time who was the best looking of the lot. I wasn't going to do her again just based on GP so that really left me with three 5s. I chose a Porteña named Agostina for half an hour for 50. BBJ without asking and pretty good one at that, MPCFS, squirt, see ya. Free beer and very cold at that. Not near as nice of a room as last time and the mattress was all jacked up. Bathroom was clean though, and so were the towels.

Alboroto:

Both: Some are real and some are traps. Usually, traps promise unreal things, such as a 21 y/o,100-60-100 girl doing BBBJTC for ar$10

Hope this helps,

Andres

Guys,

I have never been to B.A although I have a friend who moved there last year so am planning to be there for Xmas2004. Been on a few trips to Rio (Be there next week!) so can't wait to get to B.A. to sample the mongering and to compare the chicas ;)

The chicas in Rio are also quoting more in US dollars this year compared to last from reading reports. The reason why we are being quoted more might have something to do with the weakness of the $dollar, especially vs. the UK£ and Euros? I know I will definitly benefit on this trip compared to my last one in October 2003. I'll understand if I get charged say $R30 more in Rio as I get a much better rate!

Just a thought, maybe the chicas have started to get all economical and are reading the financial news and charge according to market rates and point of origin :)

Rezza

Reading Don Busch's report and having seen Black twice in a previous trip, I wonder why those read this forum would go there and why Don and JamesBond69 would want to go back there. It is just an average club with average girls looking for premium prices. I really did not see any stunners there.

Black is well located and seem to get recommended by the hotels. Hence the patrons are first timers and "tourists".

Those who have done their research know better.


Cheers.