DH
You are absolutely right - big FIRM tits - now have you remembered any more of that number?
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DH
You are absolutely right - big FIRM tits - now have you remembered any more of that number?
No but I remember that when you suck on those big FIRM tits those nice BIG nipples get mighty hard. Maybe after a few beers on your expense account I could begin to remember SOME of that number. I think 15 and then either a 4 or maybe a 5.
Oh yeah and no God damn tattoos either.
Right - a few beers for the number. That seems like a good deal to me!
Best wishes, DH, see you soon. (And another photo to remind you what I am missing.)
Celeste seems to be the flavour of the month so here's a few pictures taken in March 2004, some I may of downloaded before, still who care's.
Flexable Horn longing to return to paradise
Flexible horn,
Those are very naughty pictures you took of Celeste and you should be ashamed of yourself, you Limie Bloke, bad boy.
Although its nice to know your keeping up with events in Buenos Aires.
Good to hear from you Mate
Exon
After dinner, went to Deep Blue on Ayacucho for some pool. We weren't really looking for any more pussy but after seeing all those cute amateurs in there, we felt the itch and went to Jaz. Plenty of talent there but my partner wanted morochas and ended up with a rubia and by the time I realized his preference, couldn't rectify the situation. So we left for Ness where the Savage Beast was the only thing worth having and I should have taken here then and there but we went to Catto's and again we ended up with the wrong girls and should have switched but instead went back to Jaz but our targets had left. I then flipped a coin; tails I go back and grab the Beast and heads I grab the last of the whoresome foursome from Florida and Paraguay that I had not yet tried, Romina. Heads it was.
She has been giving me the hard sell for two years. In the cab, no affection = strike one. In the apartment, she says she is not going to take her top off because she is still breast feeding = strike two. No, no kissing because she has an infected molar. Ok, this ain't gonna work. Oh no toro I will chupate muy fuerte. Nah, I don't think so. Why would you do that if you have an infected molar? Well, I will do it with a condom. OK, you are gone and here is 10 pesos for taxi. What do you mean? All the girls use condoms for BJs.
No, they don't. Chau. No hard feelings.
She was the hottest of the foursome but not as hot as Catto Romina and she will wash your balls in the bidet before extracting what letche you may have. Was any price discussed with SW Romina? How did she take the news of her expulsion from paradise?
Actually I think Mélani is the hottest but I know you like 'em thin. Any and all of those girls I give 100 although they might take less. Mélani I offered 80 and she wouldn't take it. Romina was fine with her ejection, just took her 10 peso "cab" money and started walking back downtown. She said "Don't be mad" and I said I wasn't, and I wasn't. She can't help it if she's lactating (she had disclosed that) and she has the right not give a BBBJ. I, on the other hand, have the right not to part with 100 pesos for such limited contact. BTW she had asked for the money up front and I had said no. You can imagine how things would have worked out had I already paid her.
Moral of the story is, [b]never pay up front.[/b]
[QUOTE=Dickhead]After dinner, went to Deep Blue on Ayacucho for some pool. [/QUOTE]
Here's a tip for you cheap bastards out there: Many hotels in Microcentro have a brochure rack with business-card sized brochures available for restaurants, attractions, and stores. One which I retrieved for Deep Blue promised a "free beer" with said coupon. Which coupon was sitting safely on my hotel desk when I walked in the door of Deep Blue for a drink a few nights back.
[QUOTE=Flexible Horn]Celeste seems to be the flavour of the month so here's a few pictures taken in March 2004, some I may of downloaded before, still who care's.
Flexable Horn longing to return to paradise[/QUOTE]
What? No Tottenham Hotspurs jersey? Just some photos of a nude woman. Sheesh!
I hit the ground sort of limping yesterday rather than running, but it all worked out in the end so to speak. My flights sucked! I came from Chicago this time instead of D.C., and the weather was bad, so the flight was a little bumpy. United has started charging $5 for drinks since I was here last (one of the signs of the apocolypse I'm sure). The plane was only half full but it was still cramped in economy, I knew I should have spent the miles for an upgrade. Oh well live and learn (or remain stupid). Anyway, I rented apartment C from BA Rent, which is a little small but nice. I paid for the premium package, so the ride from the airport was paid for in advance, and to my pleasant surprise, Ana Luna was there to pick me up. She is absolutely prettier in person than in her photos. Nice ride, good conversation, but I wish she was on the program. That would have been a nice way to start the trip off. But alas no. At the apartment Rugerro tried to no avail to hook up the wifi, he just arrived to try again. I got a solid hour and a half sleep, then went to dinner with a friend and his novia at a relatively new buffet style restaurant in Puerto Madero called Portenos (can't get my Spanish characters working this morning, if someone can help drop me a PM). Then, it was off to the triangle. I went to Hook first, and talked with a few promising prospects, and then went accross the street to Ness. I ordered a bottle of water, and turned around and voila... Lorena was there. I had a good session with her last year, so one drink and we were off. Lorena is probably the homeliest girl in Ness but she is thin and friendly, and loves to fuck (which she does quite well). We got to the apartment at midnight, and she left a half hour ago. She actually helped pay for the taxi because I was short on change. Money was never mentioned, but I gave her 170p regalito this morning, and sent her on her way.
I'm off to the mansion this afternoon to watch the race and hang with el jefe. More to follow.
EZE :)
Edited In: Oh yeah, forgot to mention that with Lorena there were three shots on goal, including relieving the morning wood, and all the usual positions and activities (we didn't invent anything new for the revised kama sutra, but nice anyway). And, I got a nasty little surprise this morning... one of Exon's period episodes. Oh well, I was done anyway. Total spent: 200p including chica drink, plus 4p for the taxi last night.
Lorena? With all the curly reddish hair? The homeliest girl in Ness? Wow. Or is there another Lorena?
Yep, that is the one. I'm guessing one of the homeliest girls in all of South America, but I like her anyway. It must be the soft natural red hair that gets to me. I suppose it could be her body, but no, probably the hair.
EZE :)
All right, I should have known you were pulling my dick. But don't let her stick her chewing gum on your wall cuz it takes the paint off.
Señor Cabeza,
My walls are ok, but I noticed there is a big chunk out of the bedpost. Also, I seem to have misplaced my left nipple and the tip of my tongue. She is a lot of fun.
For the Forum,
I just returned from the mansion where I spent an excellent afternoon. What a place, those gentlemen are definitely living large, I highly recommend paying a visit while you're in town. Huge high ceilinged rooms throughout, good eats, and good people. Vincente Lopez is a very nice neighborhood with many large houses. A little off the beaten path, but easy enough to get to with the directions Jackson has posted. It was a nice, laid back afternoon, less than a dozen people, and a few cute chicas. Of course the only one I was interested in already had a date, but no importa. Maybe some other time.
Tonight, I'm starting at the triangle again, but targeting new providers. Somehow, I think I might just score.
Later,
EZE
Anyone read that Viagra and Cialis can cause blindness?
I always knew that masturbating might, and now Viagra?!
What's this world cumming to??
[url]http://edition.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/conditions/05/27/viagra.blindness.ap/[/url]
[QUOTE=HappyGoLucky]Anyone read that Viagra and Cialis can cause blindness?
I always knew that masturbating might, and now Viagra?!
What's this world cumming to??
[url]http://edition.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/conditions/05/27/viagra.blindness.ap/[/url][/QUOTE]
I hear that if you masturbate AND use viagra, the blindness is permanent, plus you get hair on the palm of your hand which will always stand on end.
I'll just do it until I'm near sighted then.
My exploits from last night are not really worth reporting, so naturally that is exactly what I'm going to do. My wifi still isn't working, but the cable connection is good, so I'm happy with it. I came home from the mansion, grabbed a beer, and played some online poker. I won enough in 20 minutes to pay for my next two nights out, so again... I was happy. After, I stretched out on my 4ft long couch and got 2 much needed hours of sleep. After waking, I left around 1am for the triangle, not really expecting much, and not much is what I found. However the clubs were open, and the beer was cold. After bouncing between Hook and Cattoos a few times, I took home a closing time 6, average girl for no pre-determined price, had average sex for an average amount of time, and gave her an average peck on the cheek this morning as she left around 9:30. She did get two pops out of me, so she did her job well enough. I pressed 150p into her hand this morning and she accepted so it must have been enough. All in all forgettable, except the closing time 6 turned into a morning light 4, but she was very sweet, and beat the hell out of masturbating. Hell, I'm nearsighted already.
More to follow,
EZE :)
From today´s (30-May-05) Clarin, the current monthly salaries (in Pesos) in Argentina are:
24% Under $500
30% $501 to $800
20% $801 to $1,200
15% $1,201 to $2,000
11% over $2,000
If you have a monthly income over $1,200 = US$ 400 (approx) then you earn more than 85% of Argentines (registered Argentines that is; the unregistered majority surely make a lot less). Keep that in mind when haggling over prices with chicas! (and restaurants, taxis, hotels, apartments...)
I met with Dickhead and El Ricardo (who I had met previously at one of the Thanksgiving dinners) last night for dinner at Jose Luis on Quintana. Good people, and a nice seafood restaurant. We opted for the grilled special which is advertised to feed two people, but fed all three of us with food left over. I will defer to Dickhead for an expert opinion. After dinner we decided to head to NEB. The lesbian show is still a treat no matter how many times I see it, and the tall brunette dancer is one of the best I've seen. We discussed the increase in prices and the change in hotels, and all of us decided to look elsewhere. There were a few very pretty girls, but the place is just not the good deal it used to be.
So, we headed to Jaz where señor Head received a VIP welcome. Lots of doable girls and a nice little club. I was targeting a very tall brunette who was dancing nearby, when I was accosted by Andrea, a 26 year old cutie who was super affectionate in the club and moved quite well on the dance floor. Lots of kissing and rubbing made up my mind. Me being a tourist, she quoted 200p and I just shook my head so she quickly dropped to 150 and I said vamonos. No cover, drinks 12p?, chica drink 30p. Back at my place, I really didn't think she would get me off after popping 6 times in 2 days with little sleep, but what a little trooper she was. BBBJ, then covered, then she rode me cowgirl, hard, for a good hour and milked that leche right out of me. I need to bring one of these chicas back to the states with me, because I'm sure I lost at least 5 lbs in that hour. She only hung around for 15 minutes or so after, so it felt like a quickie, but after two TLN's in a row, I was ready to sleep alone. I gave her 10p extra for the 5p taxi to the club.
In all a good night, and it was great to finally meet one of the best posters on the forum. And, at dinner we discovered that El Ricardo is staying in the apartment next to mine. It's nice to know if one of my chicas gets a little too loud my neighbor will understand.
All for now,
EZE :)
"No cover, drinks 12p?"
15, unfortunately.
You will learn in time that proper Sperm Management is the only way to go.
Exon
Maybe, but I think I went to the Mickey Mouse school of mongering in which when you have limited time, you do as many and as often as possible. Somebody recently told me that cumming is overated, it just means that the sex is finished. I love banging etc. these girls, and I intend to make the most of the 6 days I have left. If it kills me, I die with a smile :)
EZE
I agree with EZE. When I am there, I do 2 chicas a day and try to cum three times with each. I say try because I often only ignite twice.
But as a girlfriend once said to me when I kept trying to fuck when the leche was gone 'You may not have stayed long, but at least you got in the front (or back) door'.
Since I don't live there, I need to fuck as many as possible regardless if the sperm is cooperating or not.
Suerte,
Stowe
Now that Seismo is back in the US, I can laugh at him, like he did to me when I was back in sex prision.
I'd like to give a big thanks to him for his reports, in particular the apartment ones. It's always nice to have some different input, and he seemed to go off the beaten track a bit, which works for me. :)
My afternoon appointment with Jhana resulted in a no-show which amazed me about 2%. I thought I would go into Exon mode and manage my semen for Cele tomorrow (today) but was coaxed against my better judgement (of which little remains after over a year here) into foraying out into the savory streets of Buenos Aires.
Armed with two commemorative Toro Rojo t-shirts, I began at Catto's. On my way over there I saw Exon's German sweetheart from Exedra, engaged in counseling some younger (like 50 or so) street walkers. Tons of chicas there but very few familiar ones. Pancho is running them off in droves. Quantity > quality. After a lull, Rosie appeared and got her t-shirt. I bought her a drink and was treated to her latest story of how her doctor told her to quit drinking (note to self: avoid doctors) due to some stomach problems (she sure doesn't seem to have stomach problems when eating at my place). Said it had been 13 days and that she further had not smoked in that time and hoped to quit for good. I told her if she could quit smoking I would see her a lot more regularly, another Dickhead incentive plan. Prior to leaving I gave another Toro t-shirt to Alejandra, who was also in my bed with Rosie on my birthday. This led to a smolder in Rosie's eyes entirely consistent with her Germanic heritage.
My wing man arrived and ran a gauntlet of fuglies until we left for Jaz, passing the famous María en route, who appeared to be on a mission of some kind, rapidly heading west on Paraguay, alone. Upon reaching Reconquista I saw and exchanged traditional Argentinean kisses with Fabián who was recently fired from Catto's. In Jaz we had a lot fewer women than on the previous visit. There was the ubiquitous Formosa pile, the relentless Lourdes, the preternaturally jealous Daniela, and the good natured Méxican favorita whom I had thoroughly debauched the previous evening.
Wing man was immediately approached by his conquest of the previous evening, who took some time and maintenance to be disengaged. Lugubriously, he said, "See, that's what I try to avoid, going to the same place two nights in a row and running into the chica I pulled the night before." "Really?" I replied. "I love doing that, pulling another chica out right under their nose, and showing them where they stand." I had the perfect opportunity to do that since both of my last two pulls were there, one right next to me and steaming so hard that fumes were pouring out of her ears.
At this point a big titted morocha arrived. "¿De donde sos?" she inquired. "De acá," I replied. She expressed some doubt about that and we established that she was from Santiago de Chile and had only been here a month, making me undoubtedly the more Porteño of the two. Unsolicited kissing then took place. She had a nice smile and was a good kisser and had big tits. I thought I would buy her a drink and do some further exploration, and possibly fuck her if the price was right and the tits were real.
Careful investigation and verbal inquiry both confirmed the veracity of the tits, while the ass was firm and yielded only slightly to the touch. Kissing progressed nicely, although not to the tonsil scouring standards of the Méxicana of the previous evening. I whispered an initial offer of 125, she made a reasonable counter of 130 to save face, and we exited into a misty Buenos Aires evening.
Very affectionate in the cab. Upon arriving and unwrapping the package I discovered a slight belly, some leg stubble, and really nice juicy melons. Plus the pussy had all its hair, not even shaved at the top, which to me is nice. Don't fuck with mother nature. After a long make out session, she suggested putting on a condom and fucking. I, being the gentleman that I am, in turn suggested that she suck my cock, which she did with alacrity and without a condom. This led to a situation where I licked her clitoris, labia, and fourchette until she had one strong orgasm. That led to her wrapping her thighs around my neck in an aggressive choke hold and wringing out another one. I have been having neck problems lately and was barely able to endure this.
Eventually we proceeded to intercourse with a condom and here is where the unfortunate issue arose: VLP or Very Loose Pussy. It was enjoyable having my tongue down her throat and her tits in my hand but it just was not going to lead to anything. This being the sort of thing you don't want to mention, after an appropriate interval I withdrew, removed the condom, lubricated the area between her tits, and jizzed all over her neck and chin. Bueno.
She then slept until 7 AM, very cuddly, lots of contact, light snoring. I rate this one a 6 in looks, a perfect 10 in attitude, and an 8 in performance. WIR? No, because the pussy is just too loose. That shows you how shallow I am. A really, really great gal though. I guess I would see her again if I were ever backed up enough to come in her mouth.
[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]Now that Seismo is back in the US, I can laugh at him, like he did to me when I was back in sex prision.
I'd like to give a big thanks to him for his reports, in particular the apartment ones. It's always nice to have some different input, and he seemed to go off the beaten track a bit, which works for me. :)[/QUOTE]
Jaimito, unless I'm mistaken he's not back in the States, at least not permanently. He lives large in Lima, doesn't he? As I recall he has helped many a visiting monger in Peru with good G-2.
After watching my compadre ride off into the sunset with his latest filly in tow, I thought to myself "Mav, get back in there!!! Engage!!!". Because there is a tall blonde in there with a seriously pretty face that needs my help I'm sure. But I glanced accross the street and saw the familiar Cutty Sark sign beckoning to me, so off I went. Julio was firmly entrenched at his assigned post behind the bar, so all was as it should be. He greeted me like a long lost brother, this guy knows his business. I sat down and had a drink, and he and I discussed the state of Argentina in general and lots of other stuff. He has taken to wearing glasses full time since last I saw him, and he now speaks much more English than when we first met. While talking, I fended off a stream of pretty horrid looking women. There was one very cute young morocha, but she was occupied with a local when I came in, and still was when I left. I think I prefer this place the way it used to be, when they were open for the business crowd in the afternoon, and the chicas would not approach unless you beckoned for them. Then, if you didn't see anything you liked, you could enjoy a good whiskey from their more than adequate selection in peace. The final straw for me was when Carolina, pretty face but painfully thin, clung to me giving me her story of needing to pay her rent in the morning or she and her 4 (countem) sons would be out in the street. I feel sorry for her if it's true, but there are a million stories like hers in the river city, and I would not be her savior. So I disengaged once again, said goodbye to Julio, and decided to call it a night.
Back in my apartment at around 3am, I still had the urge for some company, so I perused my list of internet chicas and found one, Jordana of 906090 Modelos, that advertised as working the overnight shift. I placed the call, and she was delivered to my door within a half hour. Very pretty girl, friendly, tight little body and absolutely no titties whatsoever. She has very good oral skills, and fucks pretty well, but the oral was covered and there was no way I could complete (probably due to the extra strong drink like a tripple that Julio prepared for me). Still, it was a treat to watch that pretty little mouth working very hard to please me for an hour.
The price was steep, 200p per hora, no propina, and 10p for taxi. She works out of an apartment in Belgrano, but she claims that none of the girls will do oral sin presertivo, so I won't visit. The address is: Amenabar y Olagabal 2313, piso 1, apt 2, Phone: 4706-3504. Attached are a couple photos I got from the website.
EZE :)
[QUOTE=Hunt99]Jaimito, unless I'm mistaken he's not back in the States, at least not permanently. He lives large in Lima, doesn't he? As I recall he has helped many a visiting monger in Peru with good G-2.[/QUOTE]
Nope, Hunt99. You're confusing people.
[QUOTE=Dickhead] I bought her a drink and was treated to her latest story of how her doctor told her to quit drinking (note to self: avoid doctors) due to some stomach problems (she sure doesn't seem to have stomach problems when eating at my place). Said it had been 13 days and that she further had not smoked in that time and hoped to quit for good. [/QUOTE]
Well if it had been thirteen days, then I was the last one to fuck her then. I saw her on May 18th. Just think, if I hadn't taken her, then she would have gone 20 days without a salida. I never saw her drink alcohol when she was with me. She *told* me that she smokes a pack every couple of weeks.
She told me that the girls don't get any of the drink money. I don't recall any Dickhead verification on this, though.
No, no, no. 13 days without cigarettes or alcohol, not 13 days without a salida. She and other gals have told me they don't get any money from the drinks but I still don't believe it.
A pack every couple of weeks, my ass.
I have a new favorite place in the entire world.
Larrea 1072, report under that thread.
EZE :)
Please get the board some pictures of this new find
Exon
Exon,
Read my post under the Larrea thread. You may recall that I left my Kodak digital in a cab we shared going to dinner at La Brigada with an esteemed group of AMA members a few years ago. I'm still kicking myself for that one, it was loaded with 5 days of chica pics and pics of several of the local boiches. The camera I have now I can not lose, because frankly it is too damned expensive to replace, and if I lose it I don't deserve to own one.
EZE
I had a good time last night at dinner and hanging with friends, but ended up going home alone around 3am, watching a movie, then falling asleep around 5. I attempted to pull the tall blonde Carolina from Jaz, but she stuck to her 200p quote even when I explained that I paid other girls there 150, and that there are several apartments nearby where I can get laid for 100 or less. Hell, she's not even really that pretty. She claims to be 19, but she looks more like 25.
So, having missed my target number of chicas yesterday, I am going to attempt to make up for it today. On my second trip here, I once did 5 chicas in a little over 14 hours, but that was on the first day, included a dupla, and the poor Columbiana that was number 5 worked her little ass off for 2 hours for 80p. Today, I'm only going for 3 purely in the interest of research. I'm starting with the apartments, then I'm having one delivered after the maid leaves, and finally I will pull one of 3 girls I have had an interest in for the past 4 nights.
Wish me luck, I'm going in!
EZE
[QUOTE=EZE_Amante]I'm having one delivered after the maid leaves.[/QUOTE]
How does the maid look? :)
Jaimito,
Ha Ha! Fine minds think alike. The regular maid would be worth 20p or so, no thanks. The part time maid looked doable for sure.
Ok, round one goes to... EZE!!! I switched the order around because they are trying to fix the mattress today (see previous post). So, I ordered delivery first, target one successfully acquired. I have an hour or so before heading to the apartments. Tough job but... well, you know.
EZE :)
[QUOTE=EZE_Amante]
Ha Ha! Fine minds think alike. The regular maid would be worth 20p or so, no thanks. The part time maid looked doable for sure. [/QUOTE]
Well if I don't think the girl is on the program, she automatically becomes twice as attractive to me. Heck, look how hard Mickey Mouse works at Catto's for the cashier!
I went to Suipacha 921 first, where the madam made me wait for 20 minutes in this little 2 sq. ft. kitchenette where they keep the phones. It must have been very busy around 6pm. I was hot, sweaty, and a little steamed by the time she showed me to a room, but at least she gave me a cold Brahma while I waited. A lineup of only 3 chicas, none doable IMO, except maybe the skinny blonde Ximena with all the tats. She's been working there as long as I have been coming to BA, and must be 30 or more. Anyway, I said no thanks, and off to Santa Fe 1707 I went. See my report on the appropriate thread.
The plan for this evening is to let the heat seeking moisture missle recharge until 3am or so, then head to the clubs in search of target 3.
EZE :)