Cafe Orleans

[QUOTE=Mbronzini]For those of us who have not had the pleasure of meeting Caroline would you please give a brief discription so that we could recognize her at the Orleans?

Also, does she speak a little English.[/QUOTE]To give you some idea what Caroline (AKA the Ball Washer) used to look like, Flexible Horn and Mickey Mouse posted pictures of her back in 2004.

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The passing years have not been kind to her looks and body. She only bears a slight resemblenece of her former self nowaday. But those pictures give you some idea.

And yes, she speaks English.

[QUOTE=Sportsman]To give you some idea what Carolyn (AKA the Ball Washer) used to look like, Flexible Horn and Mickey Mouse posted pictures of her back in 2004.

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The passing years have not been kind to her looks and body. She only bears a slight resemblenece of her former self nowaday. But those pictures give you some idea.

And yes, she speaks English.[/QUOTE]She looks about 15 years older than that now. And 15-20 lbs heavier.

Visited Cafe Orleans on Wednesday March 17th at 1:00pm. There were 14 ladies in the Cafe, one had the Pam Anderson look, big bust, reluctant to negotiate as she looked like a hooker and would be difficult taking her to my hotel. Out of the 14 ladies there were 4 ladies that were 7++.

>>She was about 21 brunette shoulder length hair, great smile, nice teeth, wearing a tight blouse that made the most of her assets. Maybe 5'5" 110lbs good posture looked fresh not tired seemed to take care of herself. Anyhow when I did not see her again (her conversationalist was still there) I left and went to hang out with some buddies. <<

This sounds like the very gracious Stephania, met her there last week. Have not been with her, but her english is pretty good and she claims to be new in town. Claimed that her first night at newport was later that night and sure enough, she was there.

Flyfast

I fucked a "Silvina", no not El Jeffe's Silvina.

A true MILF 30 years old, with a perfect body.

It was something I had to do before I left town, I couldn't go home and "Pine" about not doing her when I had the chance, so I did. A Gorgeous MotherFucker.

$400 peso's plus $95 peso's for the hotel.

Would I repete? Maybe but not in the Hotel.

Exon

The most interesting thing about Cafe Orleans is watching the traffic. I usually sit there for an hour or so over a couple of beers and just watch. I find that as night approaches, so does the the number of chicas. Maybe the late shift ones have day jobs.

Since my Spanish is basic, I usually write down my wish list so I can negotiate better and quietly, then I ask the chica to write down her price in pesos and what she will agree to do. With this one I saw her eyes light up when she saw number four on the menu. She said si! Si! I realized then her ass was going to pay. Funny, she yes to anal, but no BBBJ.

The hotel was out the door and two right turns. This was a usual place for most. After a great covered BJ, she stuck it right in her ass. After switching from pussy to ass, she said they were both getting sore and wanted to switch condoms and finish me off orally. When I pulled out I noticed the condom was torn. Loca chica was using baby oil as a lubricant.

I took her number and figured, I would see her the next day. But I wanted to check out another chick I was stalking. To be continued.

Play safe guys. It's a pity we can't fuck them all.

[QUOTE=Exon123]A Gorgeous MotherFucker.

Would I repete? Maybe but not in the Hotel.

Exon[/QUOTE]Wouldn't she be a "Gorgeous [i]Cocksucker[/i]"?

Of course, I'm still trying to figure out "repete".

[QUOTE=Jackson]Wouldn't she be a "Gorgeous [I]Cocksucker[/i]"?

Of course, I'm still trying to figure out "repete".[/QUOTE]Given that "pete" is a local slang word for "suck", or oral sex, Exon might have meant "re-suck". But somehow I doubt it.;)

Have you two posters below ever thought about "Fucking Yourself's"

It was very good pussy and I thought I'd post about her.

Exon.

P. S. $400 peso's Jackpot, way to much money for You

My second visit to Orleans was on a Saturday, after 9PM. It was my last night before I headed for Santiago. I stalked my prey but she kept leaving and then returning. Not to do her business, but shopping. She kept showing up with packages. On occasion she would dance to entertain the other chicas. She finally left for good.

I turned my attentions to her friend (had a weird name) and a shorter leggy blonde in black tights. When I was ready to go, the blonde got picked up and I ended up with the friend. She was a big girl, reminded me of porn star Renee Pornero. After going through my menu she agreed to BBBJ but no anal and no pictures. Said she had a kid and blah, blah. Tried anal but not tonite, whatever. She was a great sword swallower. She didn't mind my DATY but didn't like my finger technique. She wasn't very talkative but was a good lay.

The damage was the usual 300Ps.

The one thing I found unusual about Orleans was the 4 or 5 black girls that were always hanging out there. Those must be the Dominicans. Anyone had any experience with them?

Play safe guys. Too bad we can't fuck them all.

Straight from an Orleans' fillies' mouth as of last night. Management has raised the daily table fee to 100p. And, there is a 30p "consumption" fee for a monger before he can leave with a chica. Apparently this went into effect last night or starting today, that wasn't clear to me. It'll be interesting to see how the consumption fee works out, or doesn't. I was told if the monger doesn't consume 30p worth, or nada, the chica makes up the difference out of her pocket.

Doing the math, it's no wonder why the chicas here have been jerking up their rates so much over the past two years. The screw here gets tightened so much they don't have much alternative.

I can confirm that $100 peso per day chica kick back to the house. The $30 peso monger consumption number is new to me.

Exon

[QUOTE=Miami Bob]She looked pretty good. The girl has kept the weight off and was wearing a stylish dress. She was in the middle of making a deal and I did not want to stay in this barnyard more than 2 minutes, so I kissed her hand and she actually pushed me away. For me strange?

I know the unwritten rule not to approach any girl on the prowl, but caro and I have a good friendship for a few years. I would always pay her tab at oleans even if I was not going with her. We have spent a few afternoons just sitting and talking about everything after she was kind enough to stretch out the worlds' best bbbjcim to last close to an hour. God she is good![/QUOTE]I am almosy positive that I have been with Carolina on three occasions over the years - I will post a photo so someone can confirm

Not sure if any you have experience with a Buxom Blond named Pamela. But I did my first visit to the Cafe Orleans today and ordered a Pepsi and just sat there for about 15 minutes scoping it out. Spoke with Pamela for about 10 minutes and tried to iron out some details with my sounding like a 3 year old spanish speaking skills. She says she is 29 and to me she had a look like it could go either way. But she was super sweet to speak with. She asked for $400 which I said no and countered with $300. At first she was like no but I explained to her if I am going to pay for the hotel then you need to come down a little or I am leaving. She finally agreed and off we went. In the room she was very passionate. DFK, BBBJ. Very energetic and a finishing up with a great view from the back. All in all a-lot of fun.

Fact Check:

Pamela. $300.

2 Drinks. $52 (Mine $13, hers $39)

Short Time Hotel. $90.

Total = $442 = $112 USD.

(This is BTW the most I have spent so far on one girl. I usually try to get a little bit better deals) No Complaints though.

"The one thing I found unusual about Orleans was the 4 or 5 black girls that were always hanging out there. Those must be the Dominicans. Anyone had any experience with them? "

I always have had good luck with the ones that I've encountered there throughout the years. They have a bit of an insecurity complex (vs Argentine girls) so they really try to please their man. Some may turn out to be Brazilian but many are from the Dominican Republic. No holds bar sex with these puppies!

[QUOTE=Moveon; 412610]"The one thing I found unusual about Orleans was the 4 or 5 black girls that were always hanging out there. Those must be the Dominicans. Anyone had any experience with them? "

I always have had good luck with the ones that I've encountered there throughout the years. They have a bit of an insecurity complex (vs Argentine girls) so they really try to please their man. Some may turn out to be Brazilian but many are from the Dominican Republic. No holds bar sex with these puppies! [/QUOTE]Yea I took one to the hotel the other night.2hrs 400p though she kept complaining that I was too big for her and so on and so forth. Oh well, I might scope out Orleans again tonight. When I went in there was 2 bats and the dominicans.

Anyone ever just go by the window give a peek inside and try to coax the one you want outside so you don't have to pay for the drinks?

Went in around 3pm the other day. Slim pickings. Noticed that the new rules and pricing must be discouraging younger and new to the trade girls from coming in?

Nailed Romina (1536828270. VERY pretty, model-like body, about 5'7¨long, dark black hair. 29-32yo my guess. It was a wham bam, thank you very much experience. Not much on DFK, did an ok BB, ended with doggie, but service overall was average. 400pesos.

Prices in the CO have really gone up. Noticed there were a few interesting girls hanging by the street where the transitorio is nearby. They wanted 200 = all inclusive, and some were doable, some hotties!

Sure enough, went back in after I was done to have one more drink, and the inventory doubled. All looked to be real pro's with no fresh off the street young ones inside. Too bad the former owner fo the Cafe died, things were better but I will try again.

(R / Rule 1)

There are 2 girls named Valentina who hang at the Cafe. The one I am writing about is the very slim, petite, Argentine.

She lives in an apartment nearby. 7 blocks away. 1100 block of Santa Fe. For 2 full hours and some overtime (no rush service) the cost was $100 US. At her tiny apartment. I was there alomost 3 hours. Drank her beers and then we started:

Clothes off and she looked like she was in her teens, really. Very thin, small tity's, about 24yo, long brown hair, cute girl. She says she likes her 2 holes filled in but I did not go that far with her. She really wnated it up the ass, but I just wasn't into it. Excellent BB and a good kisser. She was a not a clock watcher and it seemed like she just wanted to hang. Said I could stay at her apartment anytime. Valentina can be reached at: (1538028974) Note:

Stay away from her friend, an older Paraguayan, forgot her name. (Lilia?)

(R / Rule 4)

I met this girl about 2-3 years ago. Had an old piece of cocktail napkin with her name on it but could no longer read the phone number. She is a home run, loves to party, and is perfect in my book. Sharp dresser, beautiful, petite, great features, attitude, and a killer bod plus she also speaks very good English (getting tired of speaking Spanish after a while). The girl rocks my world. No holds bar.everything goes with no limits.she is really something special. She has done porn with producers in Spain so you can just imagine, she has done it all. 500AR for 1 hour but she's not a clock watcher. Loves the Champagne, no problem dear. You are worth it!

Bartender knew who she was and sure enough, I got lucky when she walked in after several days of no sightings. She did not recognize me at first, then we got along fabulously once she remembered. Like old times, indeed. She had a very kinky request since today is her 27th birthday but it's way too personal. I have her contact info and if you are interested, send me a PM. I may share the wealth, depending on who you are.

(R / Rule 5)

Back in BA, made a quick stop here. Boy, this place used top have 25=35 girls hanging everywhere but then the new owners came and are charging any girl 100 pesos as a flat fee. Plus 30 pesos if they leave with a client. Now there are only 12 to 15 at best.

Made off with a Northener who must have been a Paraguayan since her beautiful dark skin and facial features made her look that way. Claudia was her name, about 5 ft 8in, really long beautiful hair, excellent bod though you could tell her face had some miles on her. No complaints in bed, BB no problem though she was a light kisser, not really into DFK. PM if you want her cell number.

More to come,"Alors, a bientot jes pere"

After nailing 2 more hotties at CO, I think it's time for a change. When you add up the transitorio behind the cafe it gets to be about $125 per soirre. Rocia a 20 yr old was one of them and the other was Anabel. Pretty business-like and too straightforward after a while. Hope to hit some privados, will report when possible.

Went there yesterday. The $6. 00 Quilmes was great. Place was full of ugly Dominicanas and a couple of over the hill tramps. Back to the privados.

After my rendevous at Gyselle's Suip apartment yesterday I decided I had some time to kill. Walked several blocks to the Cafe Orleans. The place had about 5-6 regulars. It was a Sunday, where the Microcenter district is slow, but I think I will call this place officially dead just about. Gosh, it's hard to get rid of all memories of the good times. Even the street walkers near the transitorio around back have moved out and now they have been replaced by homeless people.

[QUOTE=Moveon;415709]After my rendevous at Gyselle's Suip apartment yesterday I decided I had some time to kill. Walked several blocks to the Cafe Orleans. The place had about 5-6 regulars. It was a Sunday, where the Microcenter district is slow, but I think I will call this place officially dead just about. Gosh, it's hard to get rid of all memories of the good times. Even the street walkers near the transitorio around back have moved out and now they have been replaced by homeless people.[/QUOTE]Stopped by again today for a coffee. At least there were a couple of the regulars in to offset the Dominicana bottom feeders. Walked around the corner and the homeless were still asleep at the corner. Years ago the place was much better like Moveon mentioned. Shit, I miss the home made potato chips.

Someone have an address?

I saw it posted as close to the Sheraton, but google maps doesn't have it anywhere near.

Thanks.

Or, recommend another bar near the Sheraton?

Corner of Cordoba and San Martin, one block from Florida and the Galeria Pacifico Shopping Mall.

Stinger

[QUOTE=NyLimey; 415903]Someone have an address?

I saw it posted as close to the Sheraton, but google maps doesn't have it anywhere near.

Thanks.

Or, recommend another bar near the Sheraton? [/QUOTE]Take a look at Jackson's Club Map. There is a link located from the left side of the forum's front page. Which Sheraton are you referring to? Shearaton Libertador is at the corner of Cordoba and Maipu in Microcentro. Two blocks from Cafe Orleans. Shearaton Convention is on Ave. Del Libertador and San Martin in Retiro. About six blocks away from Cafe Orleans. Walkable but it is partly uphill to the direction to Cafe Orleans.

[QUOTE=Sportsman;415908]Take a look at Jackson's Club Map. There is a link located from the left side of the forum's front page. Which Sheraton are you referring to? Shearaton Libertador is at the corner of Cordoba and Maipu in Microcentro. Two blocks from Cafe Orleans. Shearaton Convention is on Ave. Del Libertador and San Martin in Retiro. About six blocks away from Cafe Orleans. Walkable but it is partly uphill to the direction to Cafe Orleans.[/QUOTE]It's uphill on the way there but downhill on the way back! Hahahahahaha

Any help is appriciated. How much should I expect to pay to take a girl from Orelans Cafe? I'll be there in 2 weeks.

Jay

After a year why decided have a look at Cafe Orleans. It was 11 in the morning, however there were about 10 girls from 6 to 9. I invited one of the girls take a coffee with me at my table. After a short conversation (I didn't want pay 300 plus the hotel) she went back to her table. Big surprise: the waiter wanted me to pay 12 pesos for my coffee and 32 for the second coffee, for the girl. He explained me that when a girl is sitting at your table there is a fee of 20 pesos. I told him that of course I want to pay the coffee but not the fee because if they want to make practice of this ridicolous idea they have to say this in advance. After that I only paid the 2 coffees and left the cafe.

In the past they never tried this and because I speak fluent spanish they couldn't intimitate me but for me it's definitly the last time I visited this overpriced cafe.

[QUOTE=Cadavez; 416258]After a year why decided have a look at Cafe Orleans. It was 11 in the morning, however there were about 10 girls from 6 to 9. I invited one of the girls take a coffee with me at my table. After a short conversation (I didn't want pay 300 plus the hotel) she went back to her table. Big surprise: the waiter wanted me to pay 12 pesos for my coffee and 32 for the second coffee, for the girl. He explained me that when a girl is sitting at your table there is a fee of 20 pesos. I told him that of course I want to pay the coffee but not the fee because if they want to make practice of this ridicolous idea they have to say this in advance. After that I only paid the 2 coffees and left the cafe.

In the past they never tried this and because I speak fluent spanish they couldn't intimitate me but for me it's definitly the last time I visited this overpriced cafe. [/QUOTE]It's just a cheap coffee shop with really shitty food!

WTF!

It's not a Chica Bar!

What complete assholes!

They must be stopped!

They are over-charging the poor girls by making them pay $120. 00 pesos per girl to sit there and they are fucking the clients at the same time!

That money should go to the girls!

Fuck Cafe Orleans!

TL

Hi guys.

Another good choice is "Angels."

Very good body and a porn actress from Argentina.

She is always afternoon.

Cheers!

We visited cafe Orleans this pm, after a very nice lunch at Cabanas Las Lilas. There were about 20 girls and maybe 4 or 5 eye candy. I had a cafe expresso, and my wingmen each had a soda. The bill came to 50p, ouch!

After some time gazing at the chicas, my fellow wingman decided to check out one of the eye candy. He moved to her table and sat with her. They talked for about 15 minutes and he came back. She had a well proportioned Body, with long black hair, and a pretty face. She was also from Columbia. He said that she quoted him 600p. He got her number and said he may call her tomorrow or some other day, and negotiate a session with her.

We were not sure whether we had to pay the 20p fee, but at the end, they did not ask us for more money. I would appreciate any info on how this works. I would hate to go there an shell out 20p every time I open my mouth.

Overall, I liked what I saw at this place. Given that this is my first mongering trip in BA, I am starting to feel more comfortable, thanks to all the contributions from fellow mongers.

TejanoLibre.
That is the Price!


[QUOTE=Lefeu; 416753]We visited cafe Orleans this pm, after a very nice lunch at Cabanas Las Lilas. There were about 20 girls and maybe 4 or 5 eye candy. I had a cafe expresso, and my wingmen each had a soda. The bill came to 50p, ouch!

After some time gazing at the chicas, my fellow wingman decided to check out one of the eye candy. He moved to her table and sat with her. They talked for about 15 minutes and he came back. She had a well proportioned Body, with long black hair, and a pretty face. She was also from Columbia. He said that she quoted him 600p. He got her number and said he may call her tomorrow or some other day, and negotiate a session with her.

We were not sure whether we had to pay the 20p fee, but at the end, they did not ask us for more money. I would appreciate any info on how this works. I would hate to go there an shell out 20p every time I open my mouth.

Overall, I liked what I saw at this place. Given that this is my first mongering trip in BA, I am starting to feel more comfortable, thanks to all the contributions from fellow mongers. [/QUOTE]

Stopped in to replenish my liquids yesterday after a visit to 834 2C. For once a couple of decent choices plus a bunch of older faces. I like the place but $27. 00 Quilmes. Ouch!

Exon dragged me there today so he could eat breakfast. At first I was not impressed at all. Then out of the back corner this chica stood up and caught my eye.

The girl was named Flor, she is 1. 8 mts and the best thing I have ever seen in that place. It was one of those "I'm going to have that" moments. She is from Mendoza and will only be working there another week before she goes back. She told me she works some nights in newport also.

She is very tall and has a great body. No tattoos, no kids. Small fake boobs that are nice. Body is an 8. 5. She did not seem hardened yet. She asked for 500, I said 400, we met at 450. CBJ, that I think next time won't happen. LFK, digits no problem. Cola was an option also. At current prices I did not think this was a bad deal for how hot she was.

She started off cold but warmed up and finished the session very well once she got comfortable with me. Round 2 was offered and taken. I left with a smile. I will repeat with this chica. I think next time will be even better.

I couldn't understand why anyone would actually go there intending to eat-the food is bad and expensive-a winning combination! Then the women are also generally bad and expensive also.

GOOD WORK GATO-you kept exxon and your dick both happy! Too bad you couldn't eat across the street and go check-out oleans

There's some magnetic attraction that drags me down Cordoba to San Martin.

Saturday. Fresh off the plane. Three Dominicans, (Maria Deyana Natasha) solid 7s, offer six handed massage at some silly price. Kinda regret not negotiating with them, but first day in town and had to sort out water, cell phone etc etc.

Sunday. Couple ugly ones.

Monday. Decent selection, several 6/7s, I decided on Viana, auction went 200 dollars US- Pesos AR 400-800-450-600-500. Don't use her unless you like dark little Colombian spinners whose only word of english is dollars. She's a little sweetheart with a good heart, de familia noble, muy buena gente. Solid 8 plus, size zero ass, lovely A tits, which she hides with padded bra, tetas mentirosas!

That is left over from my old second office here.

Forget Orleans. Small beer Ps. 33, Chica talk Ps 20- or more.

Ok, if you still think, without at least ¨spanglish¨you will have fair treatment, forget about it in this place.

An hour will have 25 minutes and the ilusion is 400 to 800. If you are foolish enough, even in USD not Ps.

Just stay overpaying, beeing badly served by arrogant waiters and fooled by brainless chicas with golden **** syndrome.

There are 2 Dominican restos in Pavon at the 1300 and 1200 bloque. You will have fair drinks and go out for less then 100.

Nope, not USD, Pesos.

Forget it, without TL as your guide or without sufficient spanish skills.

It's been my experience going to CO the last several years that timing is everything. Cafe Orleans is GENERALLY a Monday through Friday joint, where the best girls do their business between 10am to 6pm. That's when the majority of the good looking girls roam then take the bus back home for the evening to be with their kid (s).

Yes, the food sucks, better off eating food incarcerated in a US Federal Prison than eating what they serve there. But, that should not be the reason for for going to this place.

And come on: drinking a beer or two won't kill you monetarily, guys. Heck, I have seen some posts in AP where some guys are spending spending some Marbella-like amounts at Madahos or Black! What's up with that?

Unless the girl is a stunner, why even bother speaking with her? Save your money, have a few drinks and come back another time if you don't see a 9+.

I'll be back in BA shortly. And Cafe Orleans has always worked for me if you are smart how to work it.