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My friend and I visited this place and paid $150 for half a hour. I sampled Romina? And had a decent experience. She had a good body, small tits and was probably a 7. Her performance was pretty good. She was into DFK but wouldn't give me a bj sin condom. Overall, I would definitely not repeat with so many women available.
I just went back to Esmeralda again. I was shown about 14 girls maybe. I decided to go with Jessica. On the website she is listed under Luna. She is definitely better looking in real life. She has a slamming body but was definitely in it to turn as many people as possible. She would not perform a bj without condom or makeout! In addition, she was definitely trying to rush it a bit. I should have told her to fuck off but I was about to nut anyways. I just won't session with her again. There are way too many good looking women in Buenos Aires to waste my time on her.
Visited Esmiralda, had a choice of 4 ladies, choose Victoria, 22 yrs old.
32B 24 32, long blond hair, pretty. Paid 200 for an hour, bbj, daty, uneventful, she excused her self three times during the hour for 5 min each time.
Later that day went to Geselle's, offered 7 ladies, choose a blond who is not on the website, great massage, then complete service with a smile. My luck at Geselle's is always better than Esmiraldas.
Well it had to happen sooner or later. This was chica #13 for me and my first dud.
Her name was Avilia, redish brown hear. I paid for the hour and things started off ok.
When the BBBJ part was supposed to happen she went for the rubbers. She told me it was 100p mas por completo.
I told her that I did not want to fuck her in the ass, I wanted bucal sin globito. She said that was completo and would not budge.
I put my clothes on walked out and confronted the madam who was a ***** at first but gave me my money back after not backing down and I walked out.
Her photo is not on the website, nor were many of the girls in the lineup that I saw.
I won't go back here.
Mongers,
AVOID 517, 1-be Esmeraladas.
It has many good looking girls but nevertheless a scam joint.
Avoid. Avoid. Avoid!
The girls are really good looking but are allowed to get away with several things. Most notably walking out and taking a break during a session. When you bring it up to Araceli or another one of the madams, well they become offended. The only cool one is Alejandra who will make things right. But as Sidney has mentioned, who needs this place for poor service and hassles. He should know since he is familiar with the lay of the land.
Hi gents,
Before anything, a little background.
This is my first trip to Buenos Aires. Originally it was a planned vacation with an ex-GF, but very recently turned into a solo business vacation. Lucky me!...;)
I hobby regularly back home in Toronto, and know the SP scene very well. I helped run an agency for awhile, and (unfortunately) dated a few well-known SP's too. I'm sure you all know, it's better to keep them at arms-length. Extremely tumultuous relationships.
Anyhow, I told myself that I was going to stick to being a 'civilian' here, despite knowing of the copious amounts of extremely hot women to be had...(at a fraction of the price compared to home.) I thought I'd be able to charm my way into any girl's heart, (with my limited knowledge of Spanish) and fill my cellphone with a rolodex of numbers...neck deep in pussy...as soon as I got off the plane. I thought to myself, 'you're Douglas the mother-effin' BFE, you can do anything, brother!! No espanol, no problemo. Let your dick do the talking!!'.
Well, my dick DID do the talking, and it brought me directly to Esmeralda 517 1B. Civilian...schmivilian! This is my 2nd day here my friends, and let me just say, that the 'BFE who loves the GFE' in me was the winner in the end. Who was I kidding?! Walking around the city was like walking around Little Italy / Portugal in Toronto, so many 8's, 9's, and 10's. But a touch more exotic... definitely sexier...and more than likely, not as conservative as the 'stush' bitches at home. But I digress...
Pre-Game: (I'll TRY to be brief)
Made the call at 1pm. 5 minutes away. Press the red button. Buzzed up. 1 hour /200 pesos completo. Shown into a room. Very nice setup, reminded me of some MP's back home with the shower within. Sat on the bed. Ready for the parade', like a Brazilian grill... but pussy. Some shorter 'average Angie' brunettes, 6's... 7's, with great booties though. Nice soft kisses on the lips. 5th girl I see is named 'Sol'... 5'8"ish (with heels) blonde...nice bolt-ons, memorable soft DFK. Shown 5 more average Angies. Meh.... Sol it is!
Main Event:
Sol enters with a bikini and a thong. Back to the sensual DFK / LFK. Fabulous kisser. Soaked it all in. I lick her neck, grab a titty. She strokes my hard-on through my jeans....'o, mi amore.' Priceless. BBBJ, me standing, her on bed... ass in the air. So-so technique. Vigorous sucking of the head, lots of useless hand motion... 2 half-assed attempts at DT. Oh well, you win some you lose some... but her lips had so much potential! In room phone rings... WTF? She stops. She leaves...huh? '1 minuto'... she comes back. Ok.
More kissing, she grabs a condom. Applied with her mouth. Standing doggie is a site to behold. Fuck, looking at all the juicy booties on the streets, I imagine any doggy, with any girl, is a pleasure. Good 10 minutes of pounding. Well received.
I ask to switch. I say 'cowgirl'... 'YOU, on top!'. She says, 'Arriba?'. I say, 'ok, Arriba.'...:) I like that one. Then something gets lost in translation, and she thinks I ask to shower... '5 minutos' she says. She leaves....huh? Ok.
I shower. Felt good, it was a hot day. I normally shower at the beginning of a session anyway, but didn't get a chance to, as we ravaged each other from the get go. Needed it to recharge anyway. I wait... I wait a bit more...maybe 8 minutes. I didn't really care in the end, but if a girl did that back home, she, (and the agency) would get lambasted for it. Really unprofessional. I'd probably get a cost session out of it.
Ok. She comes back. I tell her to lay down. Yummy extensive DATY, with digits. She's sopping. I keep working her. She rubs her clit a bit more for a body shaker of an O. Good girl! I hold her pussy. We kiss. I lie down. More C-grade BBBJ... while I cup her tits. Very realistic for fakies, btw. I like. Then CAWM, (condom application with mouth) new acronym? ;)... I dunno.
I ask politely, 'Arriba por favor?'. She smiles. Top notch cowgirl. Great mirror view. She grinds. I grab her by the hips, and pound. Back and forth. I hold her by her shoulders, and pound the shit out of her with her lying on top. Really hot stuff. Passionate, sensual, fuck marathon GFE. Get my SOG. I'm a 1 SOG guy. We embrace...sweating. 'O, mi amore.'... :) can't get enough of that! She points at my dick, and says something... and smiles. I feel like I've done good.
Anyway, we TRY to converse. She hardly speaks any english. Actually, she was very sweet and attentive. We laughed, and talked about a few things. Don't ask me what they were! ;) In the end, a great session! Might even repeat, despite all the talent out there. We had a good connection.
Some numbers:
She's 22. Spanish / Italian background. Like everyone here!
Face: 8 (dyed blonde hair, big eyes, nice smile, from what I could see. Nice skin)
Fake tits: 8 (well done, perfect brown nipples)
Body: 8 (Fit, nice ass)
BBBJ: 6 (felt like a virgin cocksucker. Probably could have directed her a little more though)
Doggy: 8 (loved grabbing, and squeezing that booty)
DATY: 9 (odourless, tasty. Well received. I love when they relax and just take it in)
Arriba: 9.5 (don't give 10's... how I'd fuck my GF in cowgirl, great visual with mirror. Performed with fervour. Couldn't ask for more)
That's about it. Other than the 2 timeouts on her end, an enjoyable experience. Maybe YMMV. Couldn't tell. I'm a younger guy, well-endowed, and in good shape... if that means anything. Just trying to be objective.
Thanks for reading. Sorry about the length.
-Douglas
Dude,
That story got me hot, you a regular on Penthouse forum?
Jack
[QUOTE=Jackjack1]Dude,
That story got me hot, you a regular on Penthouse forum?
Jack[/QUOTE]No man. Just take pride in my reviews.
Have a couple more, but too busy to write.
Long story short.
See Magaly at Gysell's, (especially if you like piercings / tatoos. And soft, 'suck the cum out of you' BBBJ. Hot FS GFE as well, similar session to the one with Sol. 200 pesos / hr)
Avoid 1678 Cabildo (@ Jose Hernandes) in Belgrano, (crusty madam, average girls, poor service. CBJ, no kissing. Saw Luz, pretty girl. Zero intimacy. Waste o' 120 pesos for the half.***** MADAM wanted $70 US for the hour. Should have left.)
Happy hobbying!
Douglas
[QUOTE=Joe Vato]The girls are really good looking but are allowed to get away with several things. Most notably walking out and taking a break during a session. When you bring it up to Araceli or another one of the madams, well they become offended. The only cool one is Alejandra who will make things right. But as Sidney has mentioned, who needs this place for poor service and hassles. He should know since he is familiar with the lay of the land.[/QUOTE]Interesting the negative posts of this privado.
Maybe I've just been lucky, or maybe it's because I speak very good spanish, or just maybe because I'm very good looking:) (that was a joke of course) but in my 10 visits or so I've never had a problem with a madam or a chica or service in this privado.
I just re-visited a couple weeks back, I selected once again, Vicky.
Total GFE, not one complaint.
The madam, I believe was Jessica, very friendly.
I believe my one-hour session even lasted about 75 minutes before the call came in the room.
Hope my luck continues.
Good luck amigos!
I've heard that this place was open 24h, is that true? I went there today for the first time (arround 3pm) and it does look like a factory.
[QUOTE=Mika75]I've heard that this place was open 24h, is that true? I went there today for the first time (arround 3pm) and it does look like a factory.[/QUOTE]Read the Christmas privado schedule!
Natacha.
You guys will have to forgive me but I'm going to stick with my reviewing style from back home. This has worked for me and gives all the info you might need. If you don't want the play-by-play the stats are at the bottom.
I was there today, very crazy place, since my Spanish is limited to my phrasebook I was left waiting for 15 minutes. This was good too as the whole time naked and half naked girls were walking around me. I'd say that this place is a little too crowded to be considered under control, all 4 phones were ringing and girls were running around everywhere. Of the girls I saw I'd say that most were 7's and 8's with one or two 9's and 6's thrown in. At least 2 others looked worth coming back for. I was looking for Noelia but she wasn't working today, Natacha walked by and I said "That One".
As for Natacha, her face is better looking than the photos, I'd say that the body is the same but the lingerie helps the looks a bit. Other than that I'd say that what you see is what you get, and yes those boobs are big and real. As other reviews have said, there's a lot of waiting with this place, the girl vanishes for however long and you're just sitting in the room. I learned from the last place I was at though and said I'll pay when I see Natacha standing in my room.
She shows up and we start, first before I pay I make sure that she knows that it's for complete. We strip down and start with a little soft touching and play. She seems pretty distant right from the start and I can tell that she's not really into this but we get started. Slap on the cover and she gives me a so-so BJ, not that good but I can live with it. After a couple minutes of this I give up on it, it got me hard at least. On to some mish, very nice and she feels great under you. She tightened up her legs so I couldn't get full depth a couple times but I'd just stop and move her into a new position where that wouldn't matter. A little cowgirl too and I'm ready for some tail.
She lies on her back and I slide it in there, this is where we both got worked up, in seconds we're both moaning and her eyes are wide. Now she's paying attention. She's playing with her boobs and I'm having a blast, she's asking me to finish soon and I can tell that she can't take too much so I nail her for a couple minutes and let her finish me in BJ. Soon enough I'm done and she's out of the room in a flash. I clean up and get dressed and she turns up again. A couple fake kisses and I'm out the door.
She's worth at least one shot boys. Just for the looks if nothing else, the other girls I've tried here haven't matched up to her looks so I'll be back to this place.
By the way, I'm still looking for a place for tomorrow night, does anyone know where there's going to be a wild New Years party with lots of Chicas to try out as well?
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L - F: 8 (Very nice, better than the photos on the site)
L - B: 8 (Tall, nice curves, boobs are real and sag a bit but she's got a wicked body)
A: 6 (Distant, overworked)
S: 7 (I've had better back home but she didn't give up)
Repeat: No, too many other hotties here in BA.
Recommend: Yes.
Restrictions: No kissing, No BBBJ.
Rate: $150/30, $200/60 conventional +$50 for back door.
Location: Esmeralda 517 1B.
Link: [url]http://www.esmeraldanivelvip.com.ar/perl/site/individual.pl?client=2906&lg=es[/url]
Search Terms: Natacha
[QUOTE=Cain2]Natacha.
You guys will have to forgive me but I'm going to stick with my reviewing style from back home. This has worked for me and gives all the info you might need. If you don't want the play-by-play the stats are at the bottom.
I was there today, very crazy place, since my Spanish is limited to my phrasebook I was left waiting for 15 minutes. This was good too as the whole time naked and half naked girls were walking around me. I'd say that this place is a little too crowded to be considered under control, all 4 phones were ringing and girls were running around everywhere. Of the girls I saw I'd say that most were 7's and 8's with one or two 9's and 6's thrown in. At least 2 others looked worth coming back for. I was looking for Noelia but she wasn't working today, Natacha walked by and I said "That One".
As for Natacha, her face is better looking than the photos, I'd say that the body is the same but the lingerie helps the looks a bit. Other than that I'd say that what you see is what you get, and yes those boobs are big and real. As other reviews have said, there's a lot of waiting with this place, the girl vanishes for however long and you're just sitting in the room. I learned from the last place I was at though and said I'll pay when I see Natacha standing in my room.
She shows up and we start, first before I pay I make sure that she knows that it's for complete. We strip down and start with a little soft touching and play. She seems pretty distant right from the start and I can tell that she's not really into this but we get started. Slap on the cover and she gives me a so-so BJ, not that good but I can live with it. After a couple minutes of this I give up on it, it got me hard at least. On to some mish, very nice and she feels great under you. She tightened up her legs so I couldn't get full depth a couple times but I'd just stop and move her into a new position where that wouldn't matter. A little cowgirl too and I'm ready for some tail.
She lies on her back and I slide it in there, this is where we both got worked up, in seconds we're both moaning and her eyes are wide. Now she's paying attention. She's playing with her boobs and I'm having a blast, she's asking me to finish soon and I can tell that she can't take too much so I nail her for a couple minutes and let her finish me in BJ. Soon enough I'm done and she's out of the room in a flash. I clean up and get dressed and she turns up again. A couple fake kisses and I'm out the door.
She's worth at least one shot boys. Just for the looks if nothing else, the other girls I've tried here haven't matched up to her looks so I'll be back to this place.
By the way, I'm still looking for a place for tomorrow night, does anyone know where there's going to be a wild New Years party with lots of Chicas to try out as well?
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L - F: 8 (Very nice, better than the photos on the site)
L - B: 8 (Tall, nice curves, boobs are real and sag a bit but she's got a wicked body)
A: 6 (Distant, overworked)
S: 7 (I've had better back home but she didn't give up)
Repeat: No, too many other hotties here in BA.
Recommend: Yes.
Restrictions: No kissing, No BBBJ.
Rate: $150/30, $200/60 conventional +$50 for back door.
Location: Esmeralda 517 1B.
Link: [url]http://www.esmeraldanivelvip.com.ar/perl/site/individual.pl?client=2906&lg=es[/url]
Search Terms: Natacha[/QUOTE]I am having a New Year's Eve Dinner Party at my resto-bar but it may not get as wild as you'd like.
Nothing happens down here until about 2 am amd it's nothing like the USA.
The working girls will be with their families for the most part.
I will TRY to have a few over for dinner but I can't promise you anything.
Just Dinner, drinks, drunk tourists amd then I may go to a perty down the street and you may join me.
Take Care,
TL.
Maybe it will get wild!
It's been known to happen at Lálliance!