2005 Reports

Did my visa run to Uruguay, this time Montevideo, where I fucked my first Uruguayan woman. So, upon my return to BA last night I decided to fuck another one, Susy from Ness who can also be found in Catto's at times. Susy is in her early thirties or maybe around 35 and may appear to be a bit overweight. Really, she is not; she is just a strong sturdy woman. OK maybe 10 extra pounds at most but it is all in the right places.

Great tits. I mean really great tits. I munched on 'em and squeezed 'em and titty fucked 'em and pinched 'em and they are 100% natural. Big firm ass. A good kisser. A pleaser. Deep deep [b]deep[/b] throat. Tonsil hockey. DATY. Orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. I had such a good time with her that when she whispered in my ear about "la cola" I had to oblige her. Hadn't driven the old dirt road in a long time but I sort of liked it. Still to me it is an aberration.

This gal is squeaky clean and man she can take a lickin' and a dickin' and keep [b]right[/b] on fuckin' tickin'. I've known her for a long time and just kind of never got around to her, partly because I thought maybe she was kind of fat. No no. Goes to the gym, very solid. "Built like a brick shithouse" comes to mind.

Money had not been discussed and at the end of about an hour and a half session I proferred 140 pesos which is on the high side for me and she said she always got 150. I said I normally paid 125 and was giving a bonus for superior performance. She reiterated her position and I said 150 was for tourists. She laughed and said she charged "turistas y niños" 300. I said a lot of times I only paid 100 in Ness (true). She said, "Oh yeah? To whom?" and I said well, I don't want to get into names. She considered this and said, "Yes, when they have bills to pay." Anyway she took the money so we will see what happens next time. Maybe I will have to feed her.

One final interesting thing was when we were waiting for a taxi outside my building, a guy came up and asked her for a cigarette. I was going to tell him to fuck off but she gave him the one she had just lit. I said I never gave anything to beggars and that it just created an environment that encouraged people to beg and not work. She pointed across the street to his huge heavy cart, which I had not seen, and said, "He [b]is[/b] working." I said, "You are right and I did not realize he was a cartonero; I thought he was just a bum." She said, "These poor cartoneros work all day and sometimes all night and they can't afford luxuries like cigarettes and I just made a hundred and [b]forty[/b] (excessive emphasis on the 40) pesos for tonight and I got to sit around and drink and listen to music. In Uruguay poor people have much more dignity than they have here." I would have liked to discuss the history and sociology behind these differences but then a cab pulled up so adios.

A damn good fuck. In the top 10%.

Just got back from San Martín 793 #3A and fucked Demy-Pandora who also has many other names but a rose by any other name will still blow you til kingdom come and is a great and enthusiastic kisser with huge firm (I think fake but she says not) tits and a firm ass and a sweet pussy (I ate her which I almost never do with apartment girls). This time they charged me 120 la hora and it was an hour and 20 minutes before the knock and she said okay and then sucked my dick for ten more minutes.

I don't recommend the [u]place[/u], more so than any other place, but only her and if you go bring her a beer. This time the doorman did not ask for my ID but just the number so I made one up and made up a name too. I will say, why go to Santa Fe 1707 and pay 120 [b]plus[/b] a tip for BBBJ when this girl will BBBJ you until you bleed out your ears and at least with me allow CIM (but not swallow)? Her body is a 9 or 8.8346 anyway and her face is plenty cute (DSL for sure) and you can come all over her if you want. She is horny, too.

[QUOTE=One Tree Hill]Well, I have to make up for my lousy experience at Sante Fe 1707 (read post in that section) so I am taking Rocio (from Salome) to dinner and will then fuck here in both holes.

She is cute and sweet and just a silly little chunky college girl. 20 yo with 1 kid and in her first yr of school. Great chemistry, completo and pierced tongue means I over look her extra 30 lbs....besides..I likem all kinds of wayz............photos below.[/QUOTE]Can someone give me contact information for Rocio?

Thank you.

Trent

Hello,

Could someone give me contact informacion on Rocio?

Thank you,

Trento

Well, let's see. OTH posted that she works in Salomé, and OTH posted pictures of her. So, I suppose it is vaguely possible that you could contact her at [b]Salomé[/b] since you know what she look likes.

Or am I missing something here?

Sorry, I did not mean to impose. If it is an imposition, no problem.

Thank you anyway.

Well, I guess 140 pesos is enough because Susy fucked me to death again, and when I said "¿vámonos?" she said fine, and when I gave her 140 at the end of the session, although she did count it, there was no complaining, and she gave me her number, and she wants to be fed. I didn't anal her this time but I did come in her mouth, in case that helps. This gal comes really easy which is a definite ego booster. In fact I would say that anyone who can't make her come needs to work on their game.

She admitted to being older than 32 but did not seem eager to discuss this any further. Hell, maybe she is forty. I will say that although the sessions are long, when they are over she books pretty fast. Fine by me.

This time, instead of staying in hotel (which I do normally, since I'm into points and rewards) I stayed in one of my colleague's apartment in Liberador Ave. All of a sudden I came to realize that the puntering scene changes a lot because the lasses assume you are a long time resident and are not going to be a push over.

Just a note to the folks: Even non-pros and part time freelancers become a possibility.

This may or may not surprise anyone, but there are a lot of women in this town who can really suck dick. One such individual is Patricia who works at Nuevo Estilo, which she, like many locals, calls Pampa. Patricia and I have been trying to hook up on Sundays for a while but one thing or another like her boyfriend or her period (doesn't bother me but she gets really bad cramps, she says) kept preventing us. Finally we got together tonight.

She sucked me for quite a while and it was great and then we fucked, and then I fed her a split pea and lentil stew with pork, potatoes, carrots, celery, onion, garlic, and red wine. No tomatoes this time. Also sautéed zapallito with olive oil and herbs. This put her in a reflective mood and she began asking me numerous questions about her performance, specifically if she was a better than average cock sucker.

"Oh yes, baby; you are a great cock sucker." "Am I the best?" Um um um. "Is Luli (Antonella) better?" Um um um "Baby you are in the top 10% of all the cock suckers in Buenos Aires." "So Luli is better?" um um um homina homina homina "Ok, yes but not by very much." "What do I have to do to catch up?" "Vení y te enseño."

We had a lengthy instructional session. She is already at the expert level so it was master's level type stuff. She seemed to absorb all the material quite well, and also she absorbed all the material quite well. No running and spitting from this one. Also she is very orgasmic. Her pussy has no scent whatsoever and is shaved.

She says her boyfriend knows she works (they don't live together). This never ceases to amaze me. I recommend her if you are at NEB; tell her El Toro Rojo sent you. That place is too fucking expensive nowadays, though. I doubt she'll do you for less than 200.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]
We had a lengthy instructional session. She is already at the expert level so it was master's level type stuff. [/QUOTE]
DH,

You are too much. I was ROFL at this. Thanks for the story. :)

Moondog

[QUOTE=Dickhead]We had a lengthy instructional session. She is already at the expert level so it was master's level type stuff.[/QUOTE]
DH,

Have you considered offering this course of instruction to every working girls in BA? Just imagine, for a small fee, they can learn to be a master C**k sucker. Upon satisfactory completion of the course, issue them a wallet size diploma or certificate of completion they can carry in their purses. So they can prove to be a DH certified master C**K Sucker. Then all mongers in BA will be looking for that credential.

Sportsman

[QUOTE=Sportsman]DH,

Just imagine, for a small fee, they can learn to be a master C**k sucker. [/QUOTE]

Hey, DH is going to be out of a job real quick, so let's make it a larger fee. Say 130 pesos *per* lesson. Goes up to 250 per lesson for Doctoral studies.

I'll stand in line to try out the graduates.

The one I had today sucks pretty good too and will even take the goo. Hey, that even rhymes. Jhana (Hannah) who has worked at Catto's, Jaz, Ness, and, as it turns out, for two nights at the notorious Oba Oba which she said was her very first job. Hell of a place to start. Came very close to beating me at pool, too. I gave her 120 pesos and walked her five blocks to the bus stop, where she was touched that I waited with her until the bus came.

Mickey Mouse posted a picture of her snatch one time.

[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]Hey, DH is going to be out of a job real quick, so let's make it a larger fee. Say 130 pesos *per* lesson. Goes up to 250 per lesson for Doctoral studies.

I'll stand in line to try out the graduates.[/QUOTE]
DH gets some extra cash and bbbj's, the girls learn a life long useful skill and get more busniess when they proudly show their credential, and us mongers will gurantee to get quality service.

We will implement this certification program as soon as you find me some chicas who are willing to pay me to suck my dick. The ones I know have trouble finding ten pesos to recharge their cell phones, if they haven't pawned them already.

Although, I admit I would give the lessons for free. Occasionally I have jokingly said things like "I made you come three times and I only came once so you owe me 200 pesos" and it hasn't necessarily gone over all that well.

Tonight I made it clear to the chica (Jhana) that since [b]she[/b] called [b]me[/b] and wanted to get together for drinks, that I would pay for the drinks and nothing more. At the time I was thinking I would not want to fuck her due to having been drained of every drop from my body by Patricia the previous day. Then I was thinking we would go out and have a few drinks and see if we wanted to fuck or not.

Of course, when she got there and I got close to her and smelled her and touched her, we ended up in bed within five minutes. Even so, given the way the evening went down I am 95% sure I could have given her nothing and gotten away with it. That is not my style. I did say, "I want to give you a little gift" instead of my usual "Here is something for your purse ("algo para la cartera")." She asked me to change a two peso note into monedas (coins) for the bus, whereas some chicas would ask for cab fare.

Chicas here are pretty cool, I think. I am not rich by any means and I work hard for my money (well, okay, not really) but if a chica is not greedy or demanding or a pain in the ass I can give her 100-150 pesos with a fair amount of pleasure. And, the greedy, demanding, or PITA ones get put on waivers as the Triple A farm team provides a steady stream of talent.

I am in a particularly good mood tonight. However, I do need to do the right thing and cut the last favorita with a measure of class. How do you tell a chica that she is a really nice person and has always treated you right but you know a whole bunch of other chicas who are better in bed? I guess you feed them one last great dinner and tell them some vague lies.

Anybody have any better ideas?

Your the wordsmith, the most read man on this or any other forum yet you can't do this simple thing.

I think St. Charlie said it best, "Your Honor don't pay them for sex, I pay them to leave." If your done be done, tactfully and gracefully for sure but done none the less. It is/was a professional relationship. You and I have spoken of this and I do believe, as you do, it is possible to make a more than clinical connection with the chicas but not one that requires a complicated exit strategy.

Or if all else fails try honesty, it worked to improve the others oral skills. Mi Amor I adore you, I enjoy being with you however you lack in these areas blah blah blah. Personally I think this will get your ass kicked but then again it's not my ass on the line and I could learn from your experiance. I say you should try it. If you avail yourself of the appropriate body armor first.

You could confuse the hell out of her by telling the truth.

You could tell her that you respect her too much to keep fucking her. It would just ruin the image of her in your mind.

If you were leaving town you could always use the, "I"m gay now" or the "The blisters on my penis itch too much to have sex any more".

She has a boyfriend now. I guess I could tell her I don't want to mess things up between her and him, like I give a shit.

I'll miss the topless haircuts, though.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]She has a boyfriend now. I guess I could tell her I don't want to mess things up between her and him, like I give a shit.

I'll miss the topless haircuts, though.[/QUOTE]

If your goal is really to educate the chicas, I would kindly tell her that your other chicas are at the graduate level and you have to conserve your leche for them. Leave the door open for entry into her graduate program if she wants to improve herself.

Guys:

Before this gets totally out of control, may be you should take this discussion under the "Chit Chat" thread. Trip reports, please!

Bandy

[QUOTE=Bandy]Guys:

Before this gets totally out of control, may be you should take this discussion under the "Chit Chat" thread. Trip reports, please!

Bandy[/QUOTE]

If how to train chicas isn't under a trip report, then I must be going off the deep end. It's a wild trip. She's likely to come after him and cut something off. :)

How can u spot an Argentine undercover policeman? He has a t-shirt with the title line on the back. Today was a day of a protest at El Congresso where im staying. I took some pictures of the protestors and this man approaches me and in a manner of authority asks me what im doing (he got my attention by calling me "boy" in spanish even though im older then he). I told him i was on vacation. He asks where im from, i told him the US. He asks for ID, I show him my drivers license. He looks at it and motions at me with my head to beat it out of there, so i did.

I then walked to Bar Iberia for a "desayuno americano" scrambled eggs, bacon and cafe con leche. It was delicious. Went to the cyber to check my email and to chronicle my own personal defilement on this board and when i walked out of the cyber i realized i didnt have my camera on me. I went back to the cyber booth, it wasnt there! i ran back to Bar Ibiria and asked the nice waiter who tended to me if he found a camera, he said no. i ran back to the cyber and i was bee-lining for the booth where i had been sitting, the lady who assigns machines calls to me. She asked me if i lost something, i said yes. she asks what, i said a camera in a blue carrying case. and then she hands me my camera which, used, is worth at least 500US.

Happy ending! I love happy endings. Im very impressed with that gesture of someone turning it in and them giving it back to me. 2 points of contact where it could have been lost forever, and so, when my trip is over and i post my pics that countless men will beat-off too, you can thank the good karma of the Argentine people.

[QUOTE=Lunico]Happy ending! I love happy endings. Im very impressed with that gesture of someone turning it in and them giving it back to me. 2 points of contact where it could have been lost forever, and so, when my trip is over and i post my pics that countless men will beat-off too, you can thank the good karma of the Argentine people.[/QUOTE]

I left my camera in a small restaurant last year, and just as I was about to get into a taxi out front, the waiter came out and gave it to me. This was in a definite non tourist area, and I had eaten a 10 or 12 peso meal. Very friendly, and great when things like that happen.

I dropped five centavos on the sidewalk and I can't find it. Bandy Bandy Bandy guys are posting irrelevant bullshit again. Please make them stop.

DH u love my posts. admit it.

...in Buenos Aires.
Some folks are doing it "prepotente" and with good, dick-headed words, phrases and invented great stories.
The rest will just remember one of the best, safest and sexiest cities of this funny blue planet.

I admit I invented the story about losing the five centavos. Anyone who knows me knows I would still be out there looking for it. Speaking of inventing things, on 31 May you said you had been living here for two years and then suddenly on 5 June it was three years.

Of course only one of your 19 posts even talks about pussy at all but all it says it that you know of some good places but don't want to post them. So, I cordially invite you to kiss my ass.

[QUOTE=Dickhead] So, I cordially invite you to kiss my ass.[/QUOTE]

I thought you were only giving Chica lessons. Beso negro lessons for guys now. These graduates, I will *NOT* be giving pesos to.

I FOUND 5 centavos on the last day of my trip, and I brought it back to the states with me. I would possibly consider returning it for a Teaching Assistant job, and a cheap place to stay.

EZE :)

...I'll never compete with your eloquent, elegant elaboratet style...nor the quantitiy of postings, get a life...
btw. living and beeing resident are two things

Dissing our beloved Dickhead here and Andres on the Visa board. Not that either one of them needs my help but this guy is an asshole. On top of that his posts have nothing to do with Pussy.

I loved the camera story, I left a $2.99 camera at a cyber one time and that motherfucker was gone before I even paid my 50 centavos. I love the Argentine people but like anywhere a lot of people will for sure steal anything not nailed down. Christ the fences even have their own little section in Once.

The camera story happened to me in once! i reckon its one extreme from the other! 2 days ago some person in the building im renting in didnt wanna give me access to the door, even though i had a key. Old man blocked the door and said he didnt know me. I had to yell at him in a nice way to get out of my way cause i was standing in the rain with my clean laundry. Theres some of everything in this world. i choose to remember the good.

One of the more prominent posters on this board related to me the legend that the discoteque Asia de Cuba in Puerto Madero is awash with horny, hot women who might be available either [i]gratis[/i] or as a semi-pro. I never got a chance to follow up on his tip on my last trip. Does anybody else have any personal experience or hearsay stories to relate?

Today I did not go to San Martín 793 and did not fuck the luscious Pandora-Demy whose real name is something else. She doesn't suck dick very well for as long as you want, does not kiss, and does not have huge sensitive tits that she loves to have you suck on.

After I finished not having sex with her, I didn't pay her 120 pesos, and then she didn't tell me that she was leaving next week to not go work in another apartment which isn't right off of Nuevo de Julio. After I don't call her next week, I won't get the exact address, which I won't post for the benefit of any other posters who are not assholes and might not be interested in any information I don't have.

[b]EDIT: Pandora's new location posted in the San Martín 793 thread as well as in a new thread for her new location.[/b]

Later, I did not buy more Sildenafil at Farmacia Azul which isn't very close to Café Orleans, and I did not notice that the price had gone up slightly to 50 pesos even for 10 x 50mg. However, this Sandoz brand that I did not buy has a score down the middle so is worth a few pesos more, at least to me.

[QUOTE=Hunt99]One of the more prominent posters on this board related to me the legend that the discoteque Asia de Cuba in Puerto Madero is awash with horny, hot women who might be available either [I]gratis[/i] or as a semi-pro. I never got a chance to follow up on his tip on my last trip. Does anybody else have any personal experience or hearsay stories to relate?[/QUOTE]I do not know about horny or semi-pros, but every time I have been there with a group of people, there is a large number of single, beautiful women. Check it out and report back.

Moondog

[QUOTE=MoonDog]I do not know about horny or semi-pros, but every time I have been there with a group of people, there is a large number of single, beautiful women. Check it out and report back.

Moondog[/QUOTE]We need to find somebody who will not go there and then will tell us what he didn't do. Any nominees, MoonDog? ;)

[QUOTE=Hunt99]We need to find somebody who will not go there and then will tell us what he didn't do. Any nominees, MoonDog?;)[/QUOTE]Hunt,.

You lost me on that one. It will be a couple of months before I can visit Asia de Cuba again.

Moondog

OK, so I cut the favorita and it went well and I think we will stay good friends. That's part of the issue; we are more good friends than red hot lovers and it's never really been all that hot. We both agreed that the sex went downhill after she found a boy friend and I am truly happy for her. Tonight's session was particularly uninspired on her part so that made it easier to cut her. And, I made her a fine meal which I am sure made it easier to get cut. Thanks go to Jackpot for bringing me the Gulden's Spicy Brown mustard which I used to rail the steaks. Those son of a bitches came out perfectly "a punto" or medium. In fact, if you look up "medium steak" in the dictionary you will see a picture of those two bife de costillo.

No problem at all and she hung around and we cuddled and watched a movie. She gave me a better quality haircut this time and didn't want to take any money for it but I insisted. I just paid her the same as I pay to get my hair cut in the neighborhood plus I felt her up a lot, plus she threw in a shave.

She agrees with another chica's recent assessment that 80% of the chicas in the clubs are on drugs and further said that there are more chicas working to get drug money than there are chicas working out of necessity. I still don't buy that and she is one of those people who thinks that pot is just as bad as coke and that smoking pot "leads to" doing coke. I bet she will be one of the few who actually manages to get out of the life in pretty good shape.

An interesting evening from a sociological standpoint. Below average from a pussy standpoint but after doing both Pandora and Erika yesterday I was basically fucking numb anyway.

She's a cold, nasty, angry ***** that I picked up at Cafe Orleans one night.

This is the type of people that I would try my best to avoid anywhere in the world, left alone paying her to e in may company.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]She agrees with another chica's recent assessment that 80% of the chicas in the clubs are on drugs and further said that there are more chicas working to get drug money than there are chicas working out of necessity. I still don't buy that and she is one of those people who thinks that pot is just as bad as coke and that smoking pot "leads to" doing coke. I bet she will be one of the few who actually manages to get out of the life in pretty good shape.[/QUOTE]

What type of drug are we referring to here? Cocaine or Heroin? While I won't go near either, the second is incredibly destructive, really bad news. From personal experience (a friend I lost). I would hope it is not the latter.