Cafe Orleans

Esten, assumeing your talking to me.

Jackson stated it years ago, "The price you pay has nothing to do with the service you recieve", or "The price of rice in China has nothing to do with the price of rice in New York"

First, as a general rule I don't like "TLN's", todo la noche's. I don't sleep well, I'm all screwed up for the next day and normally spend it recovering. Plus it waste's sperm, "Sperm Management", as I've posted about before. You end up shooting loads you shouldn't have and end up "Drained" for the next day or so, so as a general rule I avoid them.

That said from time to time I'll break my own rule and indulge in all night performances. In all the years I've been traveling to Argentina the most I've ever spent is $500 peso's, the least has been $150 peso's. Just 2 months ago I had a TLN for $200 peso's. The reason? The girl really and truly likes me, I can think of no other reason.

Which brings me to this point. Just like the real world, what you get out anything, human relationships included, has a direct correlation to what you put in to it. Treat these girls with kindness & respect and as a general rule, (there are exception's) it with come back to you 5 or 10 folded.

You'll see it posted on this board, how some of these mongers post about these girls with distain and disrespect. I can absolutely assure you I'm getting better service than they are. And why go to all the expense and sit on that airplane for 10 or so hours to come to Argentina, if not for its world famious service.

Exon

The girls at Cafe Orleans ranges from pesos 100 to 300.

If you do not want to take them to your hotel, use the place they recommend.

150 yards from the Cafe next to the NH hotel on Ave 3 Sergantes.

It is good, it is clean and you pay 50-80 pesos for a session.

The 80 p gives you a suite with jacuzzi and all the stuff you need for the session.

[QUOTE=Exon123]Which brings me to this point. Just like the real world, what you get out anything, human relationships included, has a direct correlation to what you put in to it. Treat these girls with kindness & respect and as a general rule, (there are exception's) it with come back to you 5 or 10 folded.

You'll see it posted on this board, how some of these mongers post about these girls with distain and disrespect. I can absolutely assure you I'm getting better service than they are. And why go to all the expense and sit on that airplane for 10 or so hours to come to Argentina, if not for its world famous service.

Exon[/QUOTE]This is the golden rule - treat them with kindness and respect - it goes a long, long way.

[QUOTE=Aqualung]This is the golden rule - treat them with kindness and respect - it goes a long, long way.[/QUOTE]But don't be a pussy about it, they value strength as well. Here's a trick I have used in the past. When negotiating and they quote you the insane opening price, be a little pissed, laugh if you want but if they insist get pissed. There first response based on a lifetime of training is to take care of the man. If it isn't you don't want to fuck them anyway. Make them come to you, after they do treat them like a princess and collect the dividends. It's worked well for me in the past.

I was curious what deal Ricker brokered for TLN for those guys in Orleans. But thank you Exon for those comments.

DR - that is an [b]excellent[/b] tip. I am going to use it. Note to self - practice my 'pissed' reaction.

[QUOTE=Esten]I was curious what deal Ricker brokered for TLN for those guys in Orleans. But thank you Exon for those comments.

DR - that is an [b]excellent[/b] tip. I am going to use it. Note to self - practice my 'pissed' reaction.[/QUOTE]The gringo that ended up with the hottest chica, and he wanted her badly, agreed to 500 pesos for the TLN. She wanted 600 pesos for 2.5 hours.

The other chica, though not as hot looking, was much friendlier with a big smile, agreed to 300 pesos for TLN.

These 2 gringos were fairly new to the PFP game. I tried to explain to the first guy that the hot chica may not be so hot with the love and attitude just because he paid 500 pesos.

It was obvious they didn't have much chemestry, and the lack of his spanish and her english wouldn't help.

He didn't care, he wanted HER, and she knew it. Trust me, if I wasn't there, this guy would have paid much more.

I would've chosen the other chica. It was around 8 or maybe a bit later at night by the time we finished drinking / talking and she seemed happy with the 300 pesos, and was being very lovely dovey with her gringo at the table. The other, hot chica was not very lovey dovey toward her gringo.

I'm pretty sure she wanted me:) but I don't like paying those prices, TLN or not. I wait for one to really dig me and we find a much better arrangement.

Takes time, but I'll find some cool chicas that dig me in BA.:)

1. Carolina a / k / a the ball washer was there. She has lost a significant amount of weight. Her hair was done and she had on near perfect make-up. She looked hot. Has she stopped drugs and began taking care of herself again? We made very pleasant small talk and seems very doable again. She was overweight and a mess the last time I took her out. THIS WOMEN PROVIDES WORLD CLASS BBBJ. She would win the gold medal in any olympic competition. I had dinner plans and did not make the trip around the corner with her. She looked ten years younger. Her true age is about 35.

2. Exxon. Which ale do you do? There are two with dirty blonde hair. One is a very hot mid to late 30's with green eyes. The second is mid to late 20's with reddish blond hair, brown eyes and possibly the most beautiful body I have ever experienced. They are very different people with different styles. The older ale is a tremendous lover, but the younger is a walking, talking fantacy who proves better than average service, unless she is orgasmic that day when she is potentially top notch.

3. Does oleans have a better selection of after 8pm ladies.

After the end of excedera? The after 8pm crew was pretty awful with occasional exceptions in the past.

Bob

Bob,

I do the older Alie with the "green eye's", excellent service and total "GFE" experience, excellent BBBJ with CIM.

But her blow job can't compete with Carolina's, AKA "The Ball Washer", its simply stated "The Best Blow Job In The World".

She pulled me aside one day and ask me to quit telling everone that she gave the best blow job, stating "Your giving me a bad reputation telling everyone I give the best blow job", I replyed saying "But Carolina, you really do give the best head". She then stated, with a big smile on her face, "Well yes I really do, but everyone doesn't need to know about it"

I then went on to tell her that our old friend Micky Mouse had given her the nick name, The Ball Washer, she laughed and was very proud that her American customers know her by that name.

Exon

Stopped by Orleans today at about 5pm.

The place was filled with chicas and hombres.

Truth is, for my personal tastes, out of maybe 25 or so chicas in there, only 2 or 3 were at a 7 or above, and maybe 1 very generous 8 rating.

Sorry to bring up other countries in this forum but I hang out mostly in Colombia, just got back form 2 weeks there, and most of these chicas would be 3rd rate hags there.

Colombia will spoil you!

Anyway, back to Orleans.

I called over who I thought was the pretty girl of the lot. Name was Merissa I believe. A pretty face but a bit to big big caboose (back side) for me.

We chatted just a bit. I asked her what kind of a great deal should would give me because I was so handsome and cool:)

Of course I was joking around.

The great deal she offered me was 400 pesos for an hour. I was laughing so hard inside.

I said. Hmmmmmmm. I'll have to think about it.

Is she f. Ing nuts!

Anyway, I finished my coffee and split. I may stop by after I get a bite to eat just to see what the night time has ro offer there.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to Cattos later to oogle over the gorgeous dancer there. Now she'd give any Colombiana a run for her money!

Goodluck amigos!

I glanced in the window as I walked by Orleans at noon on Saturday. There was nothing happening and I continued on my way. About a half block away, a girl comes running up behind me, throws her arms around my neck and starts kissing me on the lips right there on the street. She took me totally by surprise. She then got out a paper and pen and wanted my phone number and address. WTF! Even if she was an attractive chica, which she was not, I would not have supply the requested info for reasons obvious. I tried to leave but she continued walking with me.

Anyway, I assumed correctly that she was from Orleans, so I walked her back there and joined her at her table for a moment before then making my exit, after a promise to return. Her name is Paola and she sits to the right as you enter.

I don't know if it was a case of mistaken identity or if this is how she attempts to get new customers. I tried to find out with my limited Spanish but she would not give me a straight answer. I think that this girl has a few issues.

After my session at Suipacha on Thursday, I decided to have a late lunch around 17:00 at Orleans and check out the selection of chicas. As I was entering, a guy was leaving with a solid 8/10. Other than her, the rest were 5-7, with most being in the lower end of that range. I had a chat with Carolina aka "the ball washer" who I met last year when she was working part time at Exedra. I had a nice session with her at that time for 150p.

I explained to her that I was not there for action, only lunch, and she gave me her phone number for a later time. She said that the rate there was now 300p for an hour because of the table charge of 60p per day. I pointed out that I thought that it was 200p but she said that was no longer the case. I was not about to get into negotiations as I was not interested in a session at the time. I doubt that her quote is the going rate based on the selection of chicas that I saw on this occasion. Perhaps someone else could shed some light on this.

[QUOTE=Chica Seeker]I glanced in the window as I walked by Orleans at noon on Saturday. There was nothing happening and I continued on my way. About a half block away, a girl comes running up behind me, throws her arms around my neck and starts kissing me on the lips right there on the street. She took me totally by surprise. She then got out a paper and pen and wanted my phone number and address. WTF! Even if she was an attractive chica, which she was not, I would not have supply the requested info for reasons obvious. I tried to leave but she continued walking with me.

Anyway, I assumed correctly that she was from Orleans, so I walked her back there and joined her at her table for a moment before then making my exit, after a promise to return. Her name is Paola and she sits to the right as you enter.

I don't know if it was a case of mistaken identity or if this is how she attempts to get new customers. I tried to find out with my limited Spanish but she would not give me a straight answer. I think that this girl has a few issues.[/QUOTE]Could this be the famous "Crazy Paula"? I had heard a rumor that she had passed away, gone on to a better place, ect. This is sort of Paula's Modus.

And there are a lot of rumors in BA.

I saw Crazy Paula long after your source said she had died, over by Tuomo Uno with some douche bag European. This certainly sounds like Crazy Paula. 155 cm, 52 kg, 31 y/o, from Salta, indigenous features, dark skin, pretty face, madder than a fucking hatter. A total nut job. Avoid, but if impossible to avoid, wrap the sausage heavily. Her real name is Paulina Cruz. She [b]will[/b] cause problems.

Dickhead,

You have described the chica that chased me down although I would not consider her face to be pretty anymore. I can not imagine anyone paying to bang this chica based on her looks, not to mention her erratic behavior.