2005 Reports

Cocaine and marijuana, the latter of which, to me, is not a drug but a medicinal herb. I have heard no mention of heroin but then again I don't know what they call it down here. Street slang for cocaine is "merca" and marijuana is "porro" or "faso"; a joint is "un porrito."

I don't personally believe the 80% number. The first gal is herself a user and they always want to think everyone else is doing it too. The second gal who verified that number is a real straight arrow. I always look for needle tracks and have yet to see any, and the first gal who gave me the 80% number is in coke rehab now. She says she used coke virtually continuously since she was 14 (she says she's 26 now) and never used needles and didn't know anyone who did. For those who don't know, tattoos are freqently used to hide needle marks so if the chica has tats on her arms, legs, hands, or feet, that is a good place to look. A lot of needle users will use the veins on their feet or shoot between their toes. The word for needle is "aguja."

I've been with a few hundred chicas there and have never noticed any twitchy jonesing behaviour. I'm sure a lot of them are recreational users, but with the exception of one Orleans girl I didn't fuck I never met anybody that set off my addict radar.

As a non-recovering and part-time marijuana fan, let me state that I received a contrasting opinion from tonight's chica, who estimated the "blow ratio" at 25-30%. She said smoking pot is less popular (among hookers) than doing coke but would not hazard a guess as to a percentage since "they can't do it in bathroom because of the smell so if they are doing it, I wouldn't know." Not Argentinean and claims to have never tried coke and says she tried pot a couple of times but "couldn't sleep afterwards." Was very surprised when I told her one of the many things I liked about it was that it [b]helped[/b] me sleep.

Of course this could all be bullshit, and she is another one I always thought might be on something, but after our discussion I believe her about 72%. Plus she said she knew some taxistas that could get me some weed, so it was a productive discussion.

Oh yeah; sex was good too. I've done this gal ten times or so. I got a bit of a lecture about why can't I pay her 150 pesos instead of 140 and why can't I give her cab fare. I said 150 was my ceiling and needed to be worked towards and the way to do that was to stick around longer and try for round two. I said I would give her the 5 pesos for the cab to her club but not the 8 pesos she spent getting to my place because she would have to spend that to get to her club whether she came and fucked me first or not. She was OK with that.

Had this conversation with the Official Mansion Masseuse:

Me: "Do you want to go to the room with the massage table?"

She: "Do you want a massage?"

Me: "No."

My best experiences here were at 1707 Santa Fe. I got charged 75 each time, plus 20 extra for BBBJ, and a couple of girls did CIM for an additional 30 (so the totals were either 125 for CIM or 95 without) the selection was better during the day, before 8pm, but was never awesome. The price is the main attraction here; something to take advantage of if you are in town, but not really something to travel thousands of miles for. I'm not crazy about the format where you are presented with a lineup and have to decide who you want right away. There is no hanging around watching the girls and talking to them. When you are done you can either pick another right away or you leave. On one of my visits the madam said to me bluntly "I work for tips", but I didn't giver her one and I think I did the right thing since none of the others mentioned this.

I went to a few boliches and was seriously disappointed. I paid the 30 entry at Mahados just to see it. There were a few good looking girls, but nothing really stunning and an awful lot of fatties. Few, if any, were worth 300, plus entry, plus drinks, plus hotel (if you don't bring her back to your room) many of the other clubs around recoleta had nothing but fatties and high entry prices. The places where I asked let me look inside to see the girls before paying the entry fee. There are touts and door managers, which are always annoying, but these were much politer and easygoing than just about anywhere else I've seen. One club had a second bar room with padded bench seats against the walls that was not being used that they offered to let me use for a quickie with a girl (who would then charge me less since she would be back in the club soon) for the ridiculous price of 110 pesos. I think this was business that one of the bartenders was doing for himself on the side.

I went to the Suipaca Triangle and liked those clubs a little better. The drink prices weren't bad, so I hung out and had a look. I took a girl from the club next to catto's and it was a pretty bleak experience. I paid her 150 plus a 22 peso drink before she could leave (initially she tried to hit me up for a 45 peso drink and I said no) plus 15 for my drink, plus 45 for a short-time hotel, plus taxis to and from, plus condoms. This totaled almost 250 pesos. The hotel was dark and grim. It reminded me of the short-time hotel in taxi driver. The room was dark and had cheesy roman statues. She demanded to be paid up front and I refused. There was a standoff of some 30 seconds or more and I was afraid this was going to be a deal breaker, but she finally gave in. She kissed, but there was no BJ, not even a covered one. By this time I was into minimizing my losses. This was a quick f--- with a ho.

At some of the clubs there is no sitting by yourself and having a drink. One after another (starting with the ugliest, and some of them are frightening) the girls will approach you and try to close a deal. They will start with the standard "where are you from", what is your name" etc. And you just put in the cassette and answer. Then they give you long flirtatious smiles that you are expected to respond to. When you finally get across the awkward message that you just want to sit by yourself for a moment they will leave you and the next one will approach right away.

Fucked Carolina again,

Yea I know Ive sworn many times I'd never do her again but I did.

But its not entirely my falt. See Fabiana wasn't fealing well, (she probably had another date) and Maria Paula was working. This will blow your mind but she has a real job in an office somewhere and couldn't perform until after work. So I called her, Carolina) and she drove over to the Manison, no Taxi money, and I Fucked her in the Blue Room for three hours.

The plan was for Silvina to show up and the four of us, Jackson, Silvina, Carolina & myself go out to dinner latter. Well Silvina was late and you know what a Republican Carolina is, she bowed out early saying she had a sick clild at home, (she probably wanted to get back to day job, working the night shift at Catto's)

But the good news is Carolina is interviewing with Silvina to becoming a working girl. I'll keep the board informed.

Exon

[QUOTE=Exon123]But the good news is Carolina is interviewing with Silvina to becoming a working girl. I'll keep the board informed.[/QUOTE]I thought Carolina already had the job of ball washer. Maybe she needs two jobs to make ends meet.:)

Moondog

Carolina "The Ball Washer" is not the same as "Exon's Carolina." The former is blond and can be found at Orleans, whereas the latter, a larger morocha, can be found in Catto's. The BW is "Carolina Number Four" at Orleans. There are, or were, eight Carolinas in total at Orleans.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go fuck Pandora.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]Carolina "The Ball Washer" is not the same as "Exon's Carolina." The former is blond and can be found at Orleans, whereas the latter, a larger morocha, can be found in Catto's. The BW is "Carolina Number Four" at Orleans. There are, or were, eight Carolinas in total at Orleans.[/QUOTE]So many Carolina's, so little time.:)

Have fun,

Moondog

Maybe I can articulate their (Carolinas) differences a little better since I have spent time with both.

Exon's Carolina is larger in stature, likes to take control, enjoys a little rough housing and works 4 nights a week at Cattos. Most acronyms are on the menu with her and she does take Way Too Much Advantage of Exon's generosity. Bottom line: I'm not a big fan because she uses the crap out of him! You have to learn how to say "No Mas" (kick her to the curb) Exon.

I named Carolina "The Ball Washer" for reasons which will become obvious once you have spent time with her. She is more petite, blonde, talented & adventurous orally and is game for most anythng. She did devolop a bad habit for a while which I think she has now kicked and She can be found at Orleans during the afternoons, Newport at night and at different Cafes around BA on some evenings. I also think the "Ball Washer" enjoys what she does! I have posted photos of this one.

All this talk has me thinking of making a strategic strike,

An Imprisoned Mouse.

Hey JC: any deals going on?

Nailed the Shit out of Fabiana this afternoon.

I mean we Fucked like there was no tomorrow.

For you Newbies, Fabiana is the girl that I re-decorated her apartment last time I was down. Bought her everything including light fixtures & plants even new paint on the wall & furnture.

Anyway we went to the Horzonte Hotel right by Orlean's Cafe. I didn't want to go but she said its been remolded and was nice.

OK we got the 50 peso room with the Jacusie (fuck it I can spell it but you know with the big tub) We Fucked in the tub, we fucked on the bed & we Fucked in the Fuck chair, which is quite fun I might add.

Correction.

There are two girls.

One is named Carolina, Thats the one I swear I'll never Fuck again but always do. In my view she's gorgeous, about 5' 10" not fat, not skinny and underneath it all we probably like each other so we always Fuck. We've been doing each other for at least two years.

The other one is Caroline, the blond from Cafe Orleans. Everyone I know has Fucked her at least once. The "Ball Washer" as Mouse has named her. She argueably is in the top five in the world for sucking cock & she likes to Fuck. Matter of fact the last time I was at the Horzonte Hotel, (before today with Fabiana) it was with Caroline she sucked me off, that got me hard again and said "You Must Fuck Me So I can get Off". Nice girl.

So Now you have it.

Carolina & Caroline.

Exon

Well it is everyone in the world minus one because I have not fucked the ball washer. Nor was I able to fuck Pandora this afternoon. So, when I saw an SW in a falda católica in the doorway of a cheap hotel in Lavalle near Suipacha, I offered her 50 pesos. She said I was European and could pay 50 euros and I said you are wrong, twice. For some reason when Argies hear my Spanish they sometimes think I am German. I have no idea why but it happens a lot. So she took the 50 pesos and blew me and then I said I wanted to come all over her pink sweater so I had to give up ten more for dry cleaning. I think that is fair. I didn't bother to fuck her or to get her name but she was pretty cute.

Then I saw my namesake in Exedra so I got her new phone number but probably won't call her until and unless I need to administer another spanking. Then to Pizza Piola where Sol gets better looking all the time, and I ended up giving her one of the jars of peanut butter that Toledo Guy brought me. Good thing Sportsman brought me some more. Anyway I have to go to SP tomorrow so I did 50 mg of Viagra which I have hardly ever done before (50 mg, that is; normally 25 is plenty) and I am probably going to do something fairly extreme tonight. Those caiparinhas at Piola put dangerous thoughts in my head. I have yellow fever really bad right now for one thing.

Well, DH, if it's any consolation, upon your return to SP your malady could be curred for the small :( sum of only 460 "pesos" at your friendly neighborhood AMP. At least there is SOMETHING possible in SP!

And your humble reporter, Member #3313, has been hard at work. It is sad to admit that since his last set of reports, he has been to Buenos Aires and back once more, without any reporting. In the fine tradition of "better late than never", he WILL one day finish his reports, but for now he will simply bring you up to date on the "current events". A detailed report, although possibly wishful thinking, will be submitted some time later in this century.

Member #3313 arrived Saturday morning after a restful night of sleep, where a "problem" in his seat resulted in an almost horizontal recline and his head being in the lap of the (unfortunately fugly female) passenger behind him. He was met at the airport by Ana the remis driver, who much to the dismay of all of you horny mongers and much to the credit of his Excellency Captain Dave, is still not on the program.

Soon after arriving at his usual mongerpad, Marcos apartments in Recoleta, he had the good fortune of making acquaintance with "Sportsman". Through a series of previous emails, Alexia (formerly Bany and definitely not the original mellon-boobed Alexia) had insisted on being Member #3313's first Chica. The problem was, my friends, that in the fine tradition of playing the role of "jealous Latina chica", she had asked exactly the same from Sportsman! Well, to say that she was utterly shocked to see both of us sitting at the same table would be an understatement. And yes, whoever brown-nosing monger wannabe who at any point may read and translate this report to her, may your passport never see the entry stamp of any foreign country, may you have erectile dysfunction to the "n"th-degree not curable with even 80mg of Cialis, may your wife walk in on you as you finally get your hot babysitter into bed, may you pay $300(US, that is) or more at Black for a mediocre 45-minute sessions with only a CBJ, and finally, the [I]pièce de résistance[/I], may that "oh so hot" chick you picked up in Bangkok turn out to be a ladyboy halfway in the middle of the session and [B]demand[/B] a BBBJ [B]from[/B] you. Get it? DON'T READ AND TRANSLATE DETAILS FROM THE FORUM TO THE CHICAS! Back to the situation at hand, this 24 year-old-chica was in quite a predicament! To make a very long story short, Sportsman acted as a complete gentialman delaying his gratification, while that horny Member #3313 bastard deliverd his intercontinentally carried ballistic load with precision.

The next appointment, relayed by mission control commander Roxana, was to be [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=19396][red]Ayi[/red][/url] of Platynum (remeber to pronounce "y" as "zh"). Through a series of unfortunate circumstances most of which were my own damn fault, she arrived almost two hours late. However, I must say that if you like small packages (I do) this chica was completely worth the wait. In a nutshell (pun) this is a small chica with large, soft natural boobs. Her mannerism is just perfect, and Member #3313 had an outstanding GFE session with her, for a stipend of AR$200 plus cab fare.

With Ayi out the door, Member #3313 joined his new found friend Sportsman, and an exquisite dinner in a highly stuffy French restaurant was enjoyed by both for about a third of the price such caliber food would have cost in Sex Prison.

With their stomachs full, their attentions shifted to 5 inches below, and Sportsman retired to his presidential suite to enjoy Bany for TLN. You may ask him how it went tomorrow at the mansion. Member #3313 realized at that point that he was in possession of something of an oddity: a "free" night in B.A. The big head started the thinking process, but unfortunately being within walking distance of the infamous 1707 Santa Fe, the little one soon took over. It turned out for the better, as in less than 20 minutes he was back on Santa Fe with "Paola" in tow. Well, this is not the same small, moracha Paola that myself, Flexible Horn, and countless others had gotten to know. In the "team" that would be Santa Fe, even though the players may be retired their jerseys are not! The new and improved Paola was a much taller girl with ample assets, dark but still blonde hair, and tanned skin. She was quite a delicious package, and just as the old Paola would do, she jumped (this time "down" as opposed to "up") and gave me a kiss on the lips as soon as she entered the room. Houston, we have a winner!

And since there has been some confusion about the "new" pricing scheme on the board, let me assure you that there is none. The price is still solidly 100 Pesos la hora, y nada mas! Well, of course extras still cost the same. Soon we were back at my monger pad, where the candle lit room and the soft "Sting" music had their intended effect on this chica. In a bombshell (pun) this chica is highly recommended. She is an excellent kisser, multi-orgasmic, passionate, highly willing to please, and the only privado chica that Member #3313 kept for a second hour in order to complete a second "round" with.

And as such, Member #3313 is sitting here with his laptop on his lap finishing his report before going to sleep. All in all, 3 chicas and 4 loads: not a bad first night! I hope you enjoyed this synopsis and will excuse the spelling an grammar problems, as I am now just too tired to re-read my own report. And Jackson, may every and any chica you ever meet automatically give you a BBBJ without the mention of a [I]propina[/I] if you just remove this damn spelling script. It "un"capitalized your OWN name, and I had to go back and manually capitalize it again. Good night, and see you at the mansion tomorrow.

Member #3313

[QUOTE=Mickey Mouse]Hey JC: any deals going on?[/QUOTE]Not that I've seen in the last week or so.

[QUOTE=Exon123]The other one is Caroline, the blond from Cafe Orleans. Everyone I know has Fucked her at least once. [/QUOTE]I know you, and I have not fucked her. I did, once, go into Cafe Orleans and look for her, but just *try* asking for another chica in there and everyone says they're Carolina. I didn't know how to say "Ball Washer" in Spanish at the time.

JC,

Vos sos la Carolina que lava huevos, <testiculos or cojones>?

Exon,

I am one the list with J. C. As I too have not engaged in carnal activities with Carolina, lava mi boletas o no.

Oh and J. C. I agree with you and MoonDog about keeping the ***holes out of BsAs, but if seems to me that France is a nice place for them!

I would let anyone fuck Carolina, well maybe Mickey Mouse, but he wouldn't do her again.

Its Caroline that "Most", (now qualified) everyone I know thats Fucked her.

Moving right along I broke all my own rules last night. Fucked a 22 year old after midnight at the Manison.

Moreover its was a TLN which I never do and Ive been washed out all day on account of it.

Exon never Fucks after midnight, I'm a day person, and Exon doesn't fuck young Chica's. Her name is Marisol and she works out of Hook's down in the Triangle, highly recomemded.

Tomorrow my goal is a hand job at 966 Cordoba from Monica.

Exon

She's a young, pretty, sweet, smiling girl at Envidia. She's one of the 2 prettiest girls there and is very popular. In fact, she has guys waiting for her and hardly has a break all night.

The room upstairs is old and filthy. The sheets are probably there for years without any change. The rate for the girls is only 50 pesos for half hour, the room included.

Christina smiled happily the second time I came to see her and insisted that we spend an hour together for the same price. I came twice, took some photos of her. She was very gracious about granting photos while deadly afraid that her identity may be broadcasted. I had to assure her that the photos were para me. She was so cute, nice and sweet.

I had a good time hanging out at this bar. The local guys were buying beers and pouring out the lives. One guy has a very young and pretty girl friend working in the bar. He just shrugs, "In Argentina, everybody has to work."

Of all countries, Argentina and Argentinians gave me the best times. I will be back soon.

[QUOTE=One Wing Low]She's a young, pretty, sweet, smiling girl at Envidia. She's one of the 2 prettiest girls there and is very popular. In fact, she has guys waiting for her and hardly has a break all night.

The room upstairs is old and filthy. The sheets are probably there for years without any change. The rate for the girls is only 50 pesos for half hour, the room included.

Christina smiled happily the second time I came to see her and insisted that we spend an hour together for the same price. I came twice, took some photos of her. She was very gracious about granting photos while deadly afraid that her identity may be broadcasted. I had to assure her that the photos were para me. She was sho nice and sweet.

I had a good time hanging out at this bar. The local guys were buying beers and pouring out the lives. One guy has a very young and pretty girl friend working in the bar. He just shrugs, "In Argentina, everybody has to work."

Of all countries, Argentina and Argentinians gave me the best times. I will be back soon.[/QUOTE]Just the sized tits I like. More pics?

I can't believe I am suddenly a senior member!

I posted under other nicknames and Captain Jackson probably noticed.

I flew into Bs As trying to make the monthly meeting at the mansion, but missed it due to flight delays. Captain Jackson probably has the best life there is to mankind, hanging around banging the beautiful and gentle Argentinian chicas non-stop, doing charity for the poor children, while selflessly providing services to his horney fellow mongers.

I have a lot of photos from all over the world. I just recently figured out how to edit and post them in this forum.

Here's another pic of sweet Christina at Envidia. There is something in the nature of Argentinian chicas that make me feel safe, wanted, loved, relaxed and fun.

Enough said. I am probably singing to the choir.

[QUOTE=Exon123]Her name is Marisol and she works out of Hook's down in the Triangle, highly recomemded.[/QUOTE]I fucked a Marisol in Hook a couple of years ago. I think she works there, but she was 26 at the time. If you look at my April 2003 reports (or thereabout) you'll see some pics of her. I doubt this is the same chica, but she was working there a month and a half ago.

One Wing Low: You say you have figured out how to edit and post photos. Is there a cheat sheet on this you could post?

Thanks, Butts

[blue]Hi MB,

It's easy:

1. Select "Post Reply"
2. Scroll down and select "Manage Attachments"
3. Select "Browse" to select and add the individual photos.
4. Select "Upload" to actually transmit them to the server.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

Hey guys I want some advice, I got time and money on my hands, I want to know is now a good time of year to visit Argentina. I have never been but the girls look very cute.

Jonno:

Considering the subject matter of this board, I assume your question is in regard to mongering.

As far as mongering is concerned, it is [B]always[/B] a good time to visit Argentina and Buenos Aires in specific. The only exception is the period of time between December 15 to January 15.

Member #3313

Hi Mr. Butt,

The maximum zize pic you can post is 638x638.

Most of my pics are in 1024x1024. I use Microsoft Pcitureit to crop then save to HALF FRAMEs. That would get the size down to about 480x480.

Then go to the Manage Attachment switch as stated by Jackson.

[QUOTE=One Wing Low]Hi Mr. Butt,

The maximum zize pic you can post is 638x638.

Most of my pics are in 1024x1024. I use Microsoft Pcitureit to crop then save to HALF FRAMEs. That would get the size down to about 480x480.

Then go to the Manage Attachment switch as stated by Jackson.[/QUOTE]Mr. Butt.

Here is link for a free dowwnload of Mihov Image Resizer. I have used this for 2 yrs now.

[url]http://www.mihov.com/sw/en/ir.php[/url]

OTH

Well, not so simple; next time remind me to shoot in small format.

Thanks, Butts

[blue]Hi Mr Butts,

I have to disagree with you. The Mihov Image Resizer program is very easy to use. All you have to do is open the program, select the photo on the left side of the program's screen, then select the tab labeled "GIF" on the right side, then select the button labeled "Resize". The program will automatically create a new file with the same file name as your original, with the word "small" as a a prefix to the new file's name. It only takes 5 seconds, and the program does not change your original file.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

I just got back from my first trip to Buenos Aires, and I would say that it is a great time to visit. Indeed, the more experienced guys say that things are popping all year long except maybe for the Xmas season. Read up on the Board. Essential advice is provided.

I had similar problems posting my pics since some were in very high megapixels. I downloaded the Mihov and it's a breeze to use. You don't even have to rename the pics as the program adds the word "mini" in front of the cropped photo.

Judd

[QUOTE=One Wing Low]Hi Mr. Butt,

The maximum zize pic you can post is 638x638.

Most of my pics are in 1024x1024. I use Microsoft Pcitureit to crop then save to HALF FRAMEs. That would get the size down to about 480x480.

Then go to the Manage Attachment switch as stated by Jackson.[/QUOTE]Hi all,

On this site one can change image sizing online:

[url]http://www.resize2mail.com/[/url]

A page with a listing of the best free image editors for Windows:

[url]http://graphicssoft.about.com/cs/imageediting/tp/freephotoedw.htm[/url]

All the best

Skip and go to restaurant section if pics of people having sex offends you. Mr. Butts must have figured it out cuz he just deleted his post. Sometimes you have to upload the pics a couple of times before it actually attaches to your post. Here's some pics of one of my favorite chicas in BA. Used to work at Affaire Recoleta but not anymore.

Judd

Have figured it out.

Here are some shots of Alexandra from Affaire Recoleta, hope you like them.

Butts

I wanted to celebrate my return from Sex Prison yesterday but I was so exhausted I slept all day instead. So today I was more than ready. I hurt my back in the US so I wanted someone light (ruling out Susy) and not too violent (ruling out the Savage Beast). I had my fill of big tits up there so that was not a requirement. Cele is still in Spain and Rosie had a prior commitment so I called Romina from Catto's who is very small and we had sex Pearl Harbor style: I lay there unsuspectingly and she blew me to oblivion. It's good to be back.

And did the sound of her lips simulate "Tora Tora Tora"?

And was the "To" or the "ra" on the downside or the upside?

Take care of your back, with rest, easy pressure, and neutral warmth: like a female lying on top of you. Symmetrical postures, please!

Hey DH,

Welcome back. I am sure the chicas of Buenos Aires were wondering where you went and are happy you are back.

Suerte,

Stowe

After fucking Pandora in her shitty new location on Carlos Calvo (see report in that section) I proceeded to Pelvi's on Corrientes and caught a fully nude dance by a tall, sexy brunette named Silvina who usually works in the Callao branch. Hell of a body. A new thing was chicas Nippo and Paula swing dancing with customers behind the bar.

Then I went to The Temple bar and had only one Guinness. There was a 35-ish gal reading the Fodor's guide to Argentina in English so I approached her, thinking she was probably American and hostile. No, she was Russian and hostile. I asked her if I could buy her a beer and she said she was a lesbian. I asked her what that had to do with buying her a beer and she said, "Well, if I am not going to sleep with you, do you really want to buy me a beer?" I said, "That is a good point, and no, not really." So I saved a few pesos there.

Just spent about 12 days in BsAs, exploring everything from Internet girls to massage parlors to boliches. Some parting thoughts.

Rental Apartment.

Quick note here. Stayed in a very nice studio apartment rented by [url]www.barent.com.ar[/url]. Great location on a quiet street just a short walk from the action in Recoleta. Cost about $40 a night and included wireless Internet and access to a very cheap laundry service. Would definitely rent from them again.

Internet girls.

I got burned a number of times here, lots of bait and switch and / or misleading pictures and so-so attitudes. A lot of the girls I had planned to see, after viewing escorts websites before my trip, I was unable to reach upon arrival. A number of the girls also only have cell phone numbers, which meant I couldn't call them from my rented apartment and had to walk down to a local call center (locutorio) to contact them—big pain in the ass. After an initial bait-and-switch or two, I was very scrupulous about not contacting girls who don't show their faces. But even that doesn't always work. I contacted one girl from tacosaltos. Com whose face was very clearly visible in the internet pictures, then questioned her on the phone (or her manager, I don't remember) whether the pictures were of the actual girl, whether they were recent, etc. Etc. They assured me that this was the case, and then sent me someone who didn't even come close to resembling the girl in the pictures. Needless to say, I sent her on her way, but was weak in the end and gave her 10 pesos for cab fare.

The girls from escorts-argentina and platynum did seem to be more true to their pictures, but as for attitude you just have to cross your fingers (they're all friendly on the phone before you book them! One real high-point was Julieta form escorts-argentina ("La colita mas hot!") reviewed recommended somewhere by another monger, who was really fantastic in the sack, has a tight beautiful body and wonderful attitude. Ended up giving her a big tip on top of her 150 peso fee I was so grateful.

As a side note, I have come up with a method for evaluating girls internet pictures which has been helpful. Look very carefully for what you are NOT seeing in the pictures. Don't just concentrate on those big luscious breasts and let your mind fill in all the other details with bits and pieces of your favorite super model. For example, if you never see a girls belly in a whole series of pictures, you can be sure there is a problem there. This happened to me with Connie from Escorts-argentina, but I would still recommend her as she was very very sweet and a good performer and only charged 100 pesos plus taxi.

Massage Parlors.

Checked out Paraguay 820 which looks like a completely legitimate spa initially, but will give you the old rub and tug for 70 or 80 pesos. After paying, I was introduced to a few decent looking girls wearing short robes with lingerie underneath. I chose the cutest one to me and got a decent half-hour massage before she asked if I wanted any other options. Sex was available for about 150 pesos extra, a bit pricey on top of the 70 or 80 pesos I had paid already, and since I wasn't all that excited about the girl, I passed.

A few days later I checked out Cordoba 966. The very cute girl—Milagros--who answered the door apologized that she was the only one available, but I was not disappointed at all and went in for the massage without delay. Again, I got a half-hour massage that was pretty good but not great, and since Milagros was wearing normal jeans and a t-shirt the whole time, I spent a lot of time wondering if I had—God forbid!—wandered into a legitimate massage parlour! Fortunately, again about 30 minutes in, Milagros laid out some more menu options (same prices and options as Paraguay 820) and before you know it I was enjoying her tight, perfect 22-year-old body! The total cost was the same as at Paraguay 820 (70 or 80 for the massage plus 150 for sex) which is to say a bit pricey, but I couldn't resist this girl.

Later on, as Milagros and I were wrapping up, I got to meet a few of the other girls who had wandered back in. After meeting them and seeing that they rated only as 5s or 6s in my book, I was even more thankful that the lovely Milagro was the one who opened the door upon my arrival!

Boliches.

I visited Ness, Hook, Cattos, Salome, Jaz and Affaire on various drunken evenings and almost always found myself in Hook at the end of the night, which was always packed with the young little spinners that I tend to go for. I spent 3-4 nights with one beautiful little argentina (I would rate her a solid 9) and she even slept over a few times, not going home until 5pm the next day on one occasion (which, by the way, kept me from making a party at the mansion) In addition to being beautiful, this girl was a total GFE for me with some truly memorable wall-pounding, bed squeaking, collapse in happy sweaty heap sex. Ahh, memories.

As for the other places, I liked the relaxed atmosphere at Ness though there were never many girls there to choose from. Affair has a 30 peso entry that gets you 3 drinks—good deal if you want to commit to the place and do some drinking. I went there on a Sunday and things were slow and I had trouble shaking off a English-speaking girl. Salome, Cattos and Jaz were packed to the ceilings with both attractive and not-so attractive girls the nights I went, but none of them really did it for me so I moved on after a drink or two.

As a final note on this subject, in the past I haven't liked boliche-like places for mongering. I don't like the pressure to buy drinks for the girls, nor do I care for the touts outside pushing little business cards in your face, the pressure to tip everyone from the doorman to the waiter, having to be on guard about being ripped off by the bartender or waiter, nor being out every night until 4am drinking so I can get laid. However, I changed my tune on this in BsAs after visiting the triangle area. The drinks are not too terribly expensive here (15 pesos for a beer for you, 30 or so for a chica) there is no entrance fee and no real pressure to buy drinks for the girls (you just need to buy her one to get her out the door) And the main advantage is that you have more time to check out and talk to the girls, and see if you have some chemistry. I ended up pulling two different girls out of Hook (one of them about 4 times) and another out of Ness, and had great times with all three. Just wish I could find a way to have the same great time at 2 in the afternoon instead of 4am with 8 Heinekens in me!

Apartments.

Only checked out the famous Sante Fe 1707 which had decent quality girls (6-8) the three times I went there. A good value for 100 pesos, especially the time I went with a nice young girl named Camila--who I almost didn't choose as she seemed a little standoffish during the introduction, not usually a good sign. I would have gone back here more had I not met my favorita in Hook, but after sex with her everyone else paled in comparison.

Summary.

Overall, I was very impressed with BsAs. It is a great cosmopolitan city and the mongering possibilities are endless. I only wish I had more time to spend there so that I could have tried my hand at the local non-pros. On such a relatively short trip though, I didn't even bother. I did wander into Kilkenny's one evening for a quick pint and saw a few beauties. If I was living in BsAs I would definitely spend some time exploring there.

Salsero Loco,

Enjoyed your report.

All the internet chicas I've been with so far are the ones that have been reviewed in this forum. So far they all have lived up to their reputations. No bait and switch, no sub par performance, and no complain what so ever. They may cost 50 pesos more than others, but in the end it was well worth it. I agree some of the unknown internet chicas are tempting based on their photos. But for the time being I will continue to stick with the list. It will be a while before I have sampled all the recommended internet chicas before I venture out to unknown territory.

I posted a report about Umano Spa on Paraguay 820 in the Massage Parlor threat. My first masseuse Lorena and I did not discuss money at all ahead of time. In the end she asked for 100 pesos for the full service. As noted in my report, I did not have enough money on me. Then she took 70 pesos and seemed happy. I agree 150 pesos on top of 80 pesos entrance fee is steep. I would not have gone for it myself. Which girl did you have?

Again, thanks for the great report.

Sportsman