[QUOTE=Flexible Horn]Exon, come on is that your HILDA under the mask?[/QUOTE]I was thinking that big Dildo wouldn't fit in my ass.
Exon
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[QUOTE=Flexible Horn]Exon, come on is that your HILDA under the mask?[/QUOTE]I was thinking that big Dildo wouldn't fit in my ass.
Exon
I took Michel. The Red hairheaded Brazilian. I did not detect any Brazilian in her speech. All I heard was German.
She wants 200p for her overweight body. Her tits are still in good shape. And she does know how to use her pussy. She has some movements I never felt any other chica use.
She kept calling chuperdor, what the word the use for clam or oyster?
She is worth the 150p I paid. She was not happy. She kept saying chicas don't like 150p.' I said I don't like paying 150p.
Would I do her again? Good question, with so many others to try.
Had observed an older (36) but definitely more sophisticated gal sitting in Exedra over the last week or so. Needing a change of pace, decided to give her a late afternoon whirl. What a Fricking DISASTER!
Sheila is 36, with blondish / red tint hair, makes a very nice appearance - meaning she does not reek "hooker" in public. She is from Brazil, speaking Portuguese, Spanish, English, and a bit of Korean. She has worked in Chile and supposedly for the last 6 years in Europe. She claims to be a trained masseuse, but more on this later.
On the telephone she asks if I know the price - I answer yes, 150p. She responds that she charges 200p, but this includes 45 minute massage and 30 minutes of service. I reply that I only pay 150p - period, no more. She counters with OK, but no massage and I would pay her taxi. I agreed.
She calls when leaving her place, she is on time - a thoughtful move!
I get another call from my lobby stating she needs 14p to pay the taxi. I quietly go ballistic! I HATE this, the very least they can do is warn you that you will be paying at street-level beforehand. This is a direct indication of how stupid and financially irresponsible a broad is! My first inclination was to give her 20p and tell her to go home. Of course the security guard, portero, and half the building already know I'm having "incall" - I live in a family oriented building. This was my ball-less moment, as I should have sent her packing.
We have 30 minutes of chit-chat and a drink, then she asks if we can get down to business. Asking for her money upfront, I refuse - but do put the money (150p) on the table next to her coat. Strike #2
She does about 45 minutes of a mediocre body massage - I would give it a 5 out of 10. Then she switches to the service part, very lackluster - maybe a 5.5 of 10. She tries to dictate the tempo / pace of the session, which some masseuses try to do - but read on for the scary part.
She was doing her best to produce an fast ending. When I slowed her down a bit, I got a look that was last seen in the face of "Cujo". When I turned us to a new position, she goes off with another rabid dog tirade, this time with verbal abuse. I've had enough of this crap so time to bring things to a close.
As she is getting her things together she collects her money and goes nuts, raising her voice to make sure the neighbors get the full flavor. Repeating over and over she charges 200p and men are always trying to cheat her out of money, etc. Interestingly, she puts the money in her wallet and never asks for another 50p - but repeatedly rants that everyone is trying to cheat her.
Folks, my post is not about a lousy massage and bad service - that can happen all over BsAs. It is about having someone who may not be mentally balanced in your home, apartment, or hotel room. The choice is yours, you have been warned.
[QUOTE=Alan23]
It is about having someone who may not be mentally balanced in your home, apartment, or hotel room. The choice is yours, you have been warned.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report, usually if it does not feel good at the beginning.
I give them 15 peso and tell them to get the hell out.
As for mentally unstable, I think that goes for most of these hookers.
In Buenos Aires, there is a very rare exception.
[QUOTE=Alan23]....She has worked in Chile and supposedly for the last 6 years in Europe....[/QUOTE][blue]This was the problem. From her perspective, every guy who doesn't pay the prices she was getting in Europe is "ripping her off".[/blue]
Instead of just looking around in Exedra I actually spoke with a couple chicas and asked about pricing my last trip. Didn't take anyone out though.
Paola - Nice looking girl from Uruguay. Looks early twenties. Wanted 200p / h or 250p /1.5h.
Lucia - petite girl maybe mid-late twenties. One of the better racks in Exedra, nice full C cup which she displayed quite well. Paraguaya I think. Wanted 250p / h. Was agreeable to an offer of 500p for a 4-hour date with dinner, clubs etc. I almost went through with this, I think it would have been fun. Never got around to it though.
I remember last year seeing a Tori Spelling look-alike working here. Didn't see her this time however.
[QUOTE=Sidney]No doables, as usual, last night about 11pm. No guys to hang with. A drastic change for me. Unlike my last port of call.[/QUOTE]Not many mongers hanging out there during the winter. The chica situation not great either, though there are a few doables from time to time. While I'm on the subject, does anybody have any info on a chica that is there every now and then? She talks alot with Hilda and they seem close. She is about 5'5, maybe smaller without heels, brown / blonde hair and built like a brick shithouse. Looks real young and has a dizzy, Marilyn Monroeish presentation. Probably dumb as a post. Great ass and oversized, likely silicone, tits. I usually see her talking with Hilda, very animated, and then she is off to whereever. I don't think I have ever seen her just hanging out.
Hey Jackpot! Thanks for the direct hit on the Exedra chica. That is definitely her. BTW-your PM storage is full.
Dogg
[QUOTE=Doggboy]Hey Jackpot! Thanks for the direct hit on the Exedra chica. That is definitely her. BTW-your PM storage is full.
Dogg[/QUOTE]Let's say that she's a clon of Wanda Nara.
Probably not so expensive.
Absolutely sure, not a virgin.
More Exedra news-as reported today on the Clarin blog, a local manager of a modeling agency (I think I got that part right) had his SUV swiped recently. He placed an ad in the paper inquiring if anyone knew of it's whereabouts. He received a call from the guy who had stolen the SUV, and a meeting was arranged at Exedra yesterday. A hefty amount of money was discussed to have the SUV returned. The manager arrived, the boludo was there, and he was arrested by numerous undercover cops. A bright fellow no doubt.
[QUOTE=Doggboy]More Exedra news-as reported today on the Clarin blog, a local manager of a modeling agency (I think I got that part right) had his SUV swiped recently. He placed an ad in the paper inquiring if anyone knew of it's whereabouts. He received a call from the guy who had stolen the SUV, and a meeting was arranged at Exedra yesterday. A hefty amount of money was discussed to have the SUV returned. The manager arrived, the boludo was there, and he was arrested by numerous undercover cops. A bright fellow no doubt.[/QUOTE]You are refering to Pancho Dotto, the Sultan of Models in Buenos Aires.
He gave the burglar U$S 11.000, the guy gave him the parking ticket were the car was hidden (a parking place two blocks away) and then the disguised cops picked him.
If I ever try to steal a 4 x 4, I'll try to be more clever.
Sydo,
Yes. Three dollars US for a hot choc is 50% more than my Starbuck cafe.
However, the eye candy and ambiance for the extra dollar can not be beat.
At Big E.
To cushion the blow, get water with your chocolate. A good monger should be able to nurse this combo for at least 2 hours. Now we are talking the same length of time as a USA movie that would cost you $ 8.00 here in sunny Cal. So, you have you have to put your priorities in order.
Besides, it may keep out some of the riff raff.
Jackpot
A really good monger would ask for a glass of hot water. Then add his package of instant hot chocolate and mix it in, in full view of all the girls. Then go borrow a newspaper from the table next to him. Then look he should ask to borrow a cell phone from one of the working girls. Now he should start to ask around for quotes to have his plumbing worked on. Now thats a business man! This would make a great hidden video clip.
[url]http://www.tacosaltos.com/index2.php?o=DE&id=2624&f=d[/url]
Dropped by at Cafe Exedra in the evening, it was rather freezing outside, and no one typical there untill this one caught my eyes. Her name is Sheila who speaks good English. This Brazilian beauty came to BsAs for merely a month. Sheila is my type of girl whom I'd love very much to do the deed. To begain, Sheila asked for $100US, I wished her good luck and said "No Thanks". I then counter offered her A$R150, which she accepted, and also complied with my terms of DFK, BBBJ, etc.
Now only one thing left to findout which I was glad: she insisted on paying the fees up front. I made clear that if she wants to do business in BsAs, she'd better do everyone else does here. I gave her a kiss and walked away.
I have both love and hate feelings since my experience with Brazilians have never been a smooth one. In this situation, I have to let this one slid with my crying heart.
Strad
I recall I have read Alan's post before but I had forgotten this was about Sheila:
[url]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?p=373336#post373336[/url]
Had mentioned about Sheila with Heilda at Cafe Exedra, said she is absolutely creazy.
Yeah, my instinct saved me!
Strad
[QUOTE=Alan23]Had observed an older (36) but definitely more sophisticated gal sitting in Exedra over the last week or so. Needing a change of pace, decided to give her a late afternoon whirl. What a Fricking DISASTER!
Sheila is 36, with blondish / red tint hair, makes a very nice appearance - meaning she does not reek "hooker" in public. She is from Brazil, speaking Portuguese, Spanish, English, and a bit of Korean. She has worked in Chile and supposedly for the last 6 years in Europe. She claims to be a trained masseuse, but more on this later.
On the telephone she asks if I know the price - I answer yes, 150p. She responds that she charges 200p, but this includes 45 minute massage and 30 minutes of service. I reply that I only pay 150p - period, no more. She counters with OK, but no massage and I would pay her taxi. I agreed.
She calls when leaving her place, she is on time - a thoughtful move!
I get another call from my lobby stating she needs 14p to pay the taxi. I quietly go ballistic! I HATE this, the very least they can do is warn you that you will be paying at street-level beforehand. This is a direct indication of how stupid and financially irresponsible a broad is! My first inclination was to give her 20p and tell her to go home. Of course the security guard, portero, and half the building already know I'm having "incall" - I live in a family oriented building. This was my ball-less moment, as I should have sent her packing.
We have 30 minutes of chit-chat and a drink, then she asks if we can get down to business. Asking for her money upfront, I refuse - but do put the money (150p) on the table next to her coat. Strike #2
She does about 45 minutes of a mediocre body massage - I would give it a 5 out of 10. Then she switches to the service part, very lackluster - maybe a 5.5 of 10. She tries to dictate the tempo / pace of the session, which some masseuses try to do - but read on for the scary part.
She was doing her best to produce an fast ending. When I slowed her down a bit, I got a look that was last seen in the face of "Cujo". When I turned us to a new position, she goes off with another rabid dog tirade, this time with verbal abuse. I've had enough of this crap so time to bring things to a close.
As she is getting her things together she collects her money and goes nuts, raising her voice to make sure the neighbors get the full flavor. Repeating over and over she charges 200p and men are always trying to cheat her out of money, etc. Interestingly, she puts the money in her wallet and never asks for another 50p - but repeatedly rants that everyone is trying to cheat her.
Folks, my post is not about a lousy massage and bad service - that can happen all over BsAs. It is about having someone who may not be mentally balanced in your home, apartment, or hotel room. The choice is yours, you have been warned.[/QUOTE]I met this chica at the "Big E" even had her phone number, but after talking to Alan23 I passed. Strad I'm glad your instincts kicked in, I think she is bad news.
I saw her at the other night in Exedra, in red sweater, very calm and graceful, was talking to somebody. Please don't let her appearances fool you. I [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=361802&postcount=98]reported[/url] her back in last year. She used to be at New Port.
If you happened to see her in Cafe Exedra, she is "Wanted"!
Strad
[QUOTE=Strad]I saw her at the other night in Exedra, in red sweater, very calm and graceful, was talking to somebody. Please don't let her appearances fool you. I [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=361802& postcount=98]reported[/url] her back in last year. She used to be at New Port.
If you happened to see her in Cafe Exedra, she is "Wanted"!
Strad[/QUOTE]This mercurial **** has been known to give both very good and very bad service. My guess is that she is no stranger to mind altering substances.
I picked up a different Monica at Excedra yesterday. A rather nice girl with light blond shoulderlong hair. A bit high age, but still looking very fresh compared to many younger chicks. Because of lack of time it was a kind of hit and run for me, so I had no time for the basic arguing. What a shame.
First I have to admit that I overpaid. 200 pesos, plus taxi to a nearby telio, then 50 pesos for the telio, and an extremely bad service.
Look: 7
Skills: 4
Attitude: 2
Return: Not even for 2 pesos.
Shit!
Sorry about that! What happened? You did not pay first, I hope?
[QUOTE=Shaggyboy]I picked up a different Monica at Excedra yesterday. A rather nice girl with light blond shoulderlong hair. A bit high age, but still looking very fresh compared to many younger chicks. Because of lack of time it was a kind of hit and run for me, so I had no time for the basic arguing. What a shame.
First I have to admit that I overpaid. 200 pesos, plus taxi to a nearby telio, then 50 pesos for the telio, and an extremely bad service.
Look: 7
Skills: 4
Attitude: 2
Return: Not even for 2 pesos.
Shit![/QUOTE]
In response to Aqualung's misplaced glowing report under the "Black" thread on the young Mirta / Hilda: whilst I was lounging outside, with the much esteemed Caveman01, on this balmy night at Exedra, Mirta espies Exon and comes sauntering over with a sultry gleam in her eye before chatting Exon up. She momentarily had the look of a much younger vixen. I had always assumed she was a hot gato at one time, and now confirmed. So Aqualung, do you know anyone who ever had the pleasure?
PS-a Dickhead sighting tonight at Exedra and reconnitoring (sp) the Triangle. Seems to be at his fighting weight and covering the plate as always.
Doggboy - You got me going.
30 some years back, Buenos Aires night life was on 25 de Mayo street or Reconquista. In those days, it was common to see the white uniforms and cockeyed hats of hundreds of sailors ambling the streets of this welcoming city. All of such aiming their primed canons at the soft, silky thighs of the grandmothers of the ladies you now seek at Catto's or Blacks.
In the midst of these white suits, the blue uniform of a Federal Policeman scores a hit. Oficial Principal Gauna!
Of course Ppal Gauna, to fuck the object of his desire (Mirta / Hilda) has to "resolve" a problem Mirta has with the owners of the building she lives in.
Ppal Gauna "resolves" this problem with four Federal Police patrol cars and some door kicking.
Some years later I come across Gauna, now a Sub Comisario (and limited to that as his maximum career roof in the fed Pol for his personal use of four police cars and indiscriminating use of door kicking) and his lovely wife (and two kids)
Mirta is HOT. I mean VERY HOT but she's the wife of a Fed Police Subcomisario. For me reason enough to keep away but my driver (chaufer or whatever) has an itchy dick that needs scratching and Mirta seems to be the scratch to his itch.
And Subcomisario Gauna seems to be happy to find someone to have a dick Mirta wants to scratch.
My driver rides off to the sunset with a long haired, firm titted Mirta side sitting his saddle and I hear no more of them.
Till one night, a few years back, Mirta reappears in Exedra, 1970's hairstyle (or wig) And an attitude most young girls should kill for.
Doggboy, I never fucked her. I do know who has had the pleasure (many years back) but the "vixen look" is still there and before a doubtful young chick she still may have the fire one looks for in a memorable fuck.
I don't recommend her! I can't recommend her! But she may still be one of my childhood fantasies. Who knows
Doggboy & Aqualung.
Below is very interesting, I always knew Mirta / Hilda had a past and now its confirmed.
I'll bet in her day she was one "Caliente" Chica. She certainly knows the business and runs a tight ship at Excedra. No chica works there without her OK and if they fuck up their out the door.
Moreover, she loves the "Americano's"
I know most of the girls that work their, but every now and then a new girl will catch my eye. Before I consider spending an "Orgasmo", (Sperm Management) I'll always confer with Hilda about the girls reviews. I'm not about to waste a load unless the girl provides good service or is a "Psycho"
The "Drama Queen" come to mind, Hilda 86ed her from Excedra. She was probably the best Fuck in the whole place but a true Psycho, Hilda threw her out.
Any way thanks for the posts below.
Exon
[QUOTE=Sidney]If she would lose 100 pounds, get a makeover, a new sexy ''doo'', she would look as good as 1/2 the chicas at Exedra. She told me confidentially, that Exon likes 'em big! So she is not likely to ''downsize''![/QUOTE]I had a dream last night that I was skullfucking her and her "hair" came off in my hand. I screamed, but it felt GOOD!
[QUOTE=Strad]Sorry about that! What happened? You did not pay first, I hope?[/QUOTE]Not to brake up the new discussions on the tread, but no, I did not. And my dissapointment might be because I had a great time the day before with another girl from Exedra. But, as said, I was in a lack of time, and did not have the time to sort details out in front. So, it is my fault in the end. She was friendly, but far from eager to please.
[QUOTE=Shaggyboy]Not to brake up the new discussions on the tread, but no, I did not. And my dissapointment might be because I had a great time the day before with another girl from Exedra. But, as said, I was in a lack of time, and did not have the time to sort details out in front. So, it is my fault in the end. She was friendly, but far from eager to please.[/QUOTE]Shagg,
Next time you're in town remember your private tour guided by "Exon". If I'd been you, I'd a been at Madahos on my boss's expense account money, not at Excedra. I don't know about you, but I always enjoy pussy more when its "Free". That said, I don't want any "Free Pussy", but expense account money doesn't count.
(Time is worth more than money in Buenos Aires, so much pussy, so little time)
Exon
Hats off to Exxon for referring us to this link in the "special" interest spanking section. Now if he would only have Hilda recruit some of the nodrizas to serve our coffee!
[url]http://www.youporn.com/watch/830[/url]
[QUOTE=Doggboy]I had a dream last night that I was skullfucking her and her "hair" came off in my hand... [/QUOTE]For Christ's sake!
[QUOTE=Caveman01]For Christ's sake![/QUOTE]I take no responsibility for my dreams. The horrifying thing about the dream is that without her hair she looked like Exon.
[QUOTE=Doggboy]The horrifying thing about the dream is that without her hair she looked like Exon.[/QUOTE][blue]Physician, heal thyself!
Jackson[/blue]
Now that is how to drink Coffee. Do you think Havana will serve it like that?
I will be the first one to post a report on her.
The other day, she quoted me 300 dolores for 3 hours through the text message and I didn't even bother to answer.
I was sitting there this evening sipping coffee and she walks in. I, obviously, looked away and kept it that way. I left after 10 minutes and received a text message shortly after from her saying " Why are you sitting alone? You take other girls from here and pay well and you look at me like I am worth nothing. Why won't you go out with me?" I had already deleted her phone no. From my contacts so I had no idea where it came from. When I asked who sent me the message because there was no name in the end of the message. She texted me saying that it is her and she gave me her no. Last week. I replied that I didn't like the price and had deleted her phone no. She replied right back and asked for 250 pesos for 1.5 hours. I countered with 200 for 2 hours and "Bueno" was the reply.
10 minutes later, in my apartment. The sex was very average. Everything was covered. DFK and multiple positions but tits are soggy and I am not a fan of smelly pussy. She left after little over an hour. I could not get into her much so didn't want to keep her for very long. I will definitely not repeat or recommend. She has 1 kid, lives 40 minutes from Exedra and works around 5-11 PM M-F if anybody wants to give her a try.
[QUOTE=SexMachine]I will be the first one to post a report on her.
The other day, she quoted me 300 dolores for 3 hours through the text message and I didn't even bother to answer.
I was sitting there this evening sipping coffee and she walks in. I, obviously, looked away and kept it that way. I left after 10 minutes and received a text message shortly after from her saying " Why are you sitting alone? You take other girls from here and pay well and you look at me like I am worth nothing. Why won't you go out with me?" I had already deleted her phone no. From my contacts so I had no idea where it came from. When I asked who sent me the message because there was no name in the end of the message. She texted me saying that it is her and she gave me her no. Last week. I replied that I didn't like the price and had deleted her phone no. She replied right back and asked for 250 pesos for 1.5 hours. I countered with 200 for 2 hours and "Bueno" was the reply.
10 minutes later, in my apartment. The sex was very average. Everything was covered. DFK and multiple positions but tits are soggy and I am not a fan of smelly pussy. She left after little over an hour. I could not get into her much so didn't want to keep her for very long. I will definitely not repeat or recommend. She has 1 kid, lives 40 minutes from exedra and works around 5-11 PM M-F if anybody wants to give her a try.[/QUOTE]Way to go. Sexmachine. It is what I have been saying all along. If you don't care, they will come. The more interest and effort you put in a women the more she will ignore you and the opposite is to be true.
You negotiated it even more after she brought her price down. Exactly what.
I would have done. Now she will know that her pussy is not precious, it stinks.
Since, we are sitting at Exedra every night, I, too, have noticed a lot of new chicas there. The other night, I saw a stunner and within a minute, she was picked up. I never even got a chance to get her no. Oh well, there is always next time. I would have given her a solid 8 in my book, lookswise. There were atleast 30-40 girls last night.
And have been reading this, I just walked past (I am here, for about 2 weeks, got in yesterday! Just agot apporved yeterday. AS of now, like 5 girls, one, I'd rate a 7, but she was involved with a guy. Ill pop back in like 2 hours and check it out. If anyone form here is going ot be there, Look for the gringo who looks confused.
9:00, still only 2, and all over 85 years old, going back in 2 hours. Yes I am bored, thank you.