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I just arrived in BA and in a dire need of chicas tonight.
I've PMed TJ before my arrival but no messages so far.
Can anyone help me hook up with one?
I'd like to invite one young chica, nice shape and attitude and with some English to my room.
Any help will be greatly appreciated.
LP.
Go down the independent Chicas list and start calling.
Or go over to Cafe Orleans and get one there.
Check out the Maps. Here is one. [URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=zWlQAAF5dKfU.k7MU-WiErKp4&ie=UTF&msa=0[/URL]
[QUOTE=Leondooo;444423]I just arrived in BA and in a dire need of chicas tonight.
I've PMed TJ before my arrival but no messages so far.
Can anyone help me hook up with one?
I'd like to invite one young chica, nice shape and attitude and with some English to my room.
Any help will be greatly appreciated.
LP.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;444426]Go down the independent Chicas list and start calling.
Or go over to Cafe Orleans and get one there.
Check out the Maps. Here is one. [URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=zWlQAAF5dKfU.k7MU-WiErKp4&ie=UTF&msa=0[/URL][/QUOTE]Obviously he is looking for QUALITY !
Otherwise he would not have sent me a PM.
I have sent him my contact information.
There is NOTHING at Orleans .
Thanks,
TL.
NOT TJ !!!!!
The real question is how much did you charge the poor sap. Tell us how much mustafa.
[QUOTE=BadMan;444430] mustafa.[/QUOTE]Hillarious! :-).
How on earth, you know that word!
[QUOTE=BadMan;444430]The real question is how much did you charge the poor sap. Tell us how much mustafa.[/QUOTE]How appropriate BM !
TL.
No Charge - just gave him a few phone numbers .
I do apologize Boys but my In-Box was Full .
Damn It !
And I was starting to feel Unloved !
Enjoy BA Boys !
While we can !
Blue jumped .28 cents in 1 day yesterday .
Cool !
TL.
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Muchos Domo's to TL for setting up a meeting with "The Beast", a.k.a. "Flor".
5'10" of pure Argentinian fun!! She is definitely a head turner when she struts down the street!
Gracias Amigo !!!
[QUOTE=Namoi;444743]Muchos Domo's to TL for setting up a meeting with "The Beast", a.k.a. "Flor".
5'10" of pure Argentinian fun!! She is definitely a head turner when she struts down the street!
Gracias Amigo !!![/QUOTE]Glad you were able to meet The Beast !
Head Turner supreme !
Was with her today at the Mall and ALL the guys were checking her out !
Take Care ,
TL.
A few of us will be at X around 11pm sitting outside if anybody wants to join us .
I'm usually the "quite" type hiding in the background !
From there to Eternity !
Well , at least a look at Hook !
Feel Free To Join Us !
Someday I shall be Crucified , Sainted and Knighted. Knighted first would be better.
And shall die for your sins !
Until Then !
Come on Down !
TL.
Tejano,
I tried to send you a PM about my first trip to BA next week. I was hoping to see if you could help me with my social schedule. Unfortunately your mailbox is full.
[QUOTE=Cintixman;445149]Tejano,
I tried to send you a PM about my first trip to BA next week. I was hoping to see if you could help me with my social schedule. Unfortunately your mailbox is full.[/QUOTE]You can imagine that my in-box fills up quite quickly !
Sorry about that !
Welcome to BA and Thank You for your interest.
Please feel free to send me as many PMs as you feel are necessary to be able to answer all of your questions.
Thanks Again ,
TL.
+54 911 156 116 4254 ( what'sapp ).
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;445153]You can imagine that my in-box fills up quite quickly !
Sorry about that !
Welcome to BA and Thank You for your interest.
Please feel free to send me as many PMs as you feel are necessary to be able to answer all of your questions.
Thanks Again ,
TL.
+54 911 156 116 4254 ( what'sapp ).[/QUOTE]Thanks for opening up some space so that I could send you a PM.
I am fascinated by the concept of the touring service you offer both for selfish personal reasons and in terms of the idea of an adult oriented guided tour service. From my perspective it makes perfect sense to enlist the assistance of someone who is something of an insider. I would much rather pay a bit more to hire a local expert so that I can dramatically improve my chances of having a good time. I am a wayward tourist who doesn't speak Spanish, a prime target for being taken advantage of. This way anyone would be accountable to you (or one of the other people on the forum who assist visitors). In a funny way your service reminds me of the old "Good House Keeping" seal companies would put on their products here in the States.
I have read a few posts complaining about having to pay a premium to enlist the aide of a tour guide. I think it's great. It gives me an opportunity to see a side of Buenos Aires I would be reluctant to see on my own.
Fear not Boys.
Argentina and especially BA are still a massive den of iniquity and one zealot can not abolish the oldest profession in history.
Not enough money to bribe the Pope.
In due time some things will return to almost normal but EZ Lays are abundant , starving and eager to please.
Shit , they are all dressed up and no one to blow !
My phones keep ringing off the walls with Chicas wondering were to work ,what's open and do I know anybody that needs a tour guide.
The product is here and available, some on sale and the hard heads are sticking to their guns.
I have spoken to Jesy Fucks and she seems quite nice, she sent me a batch of hot pix. You boys might start trying to be a little nicer to the new females . It's free to ask her to send you some of her more revealing shots. English is excellent barring an occasional grammar slip.
But English is fucking hard to learn. Perfectly.
There are enough girls on this site to keep you boys warm. No Doubt. You sexy MF.
I do not know her in the Biblical way but once she takes a bite out of the big cookie then she will get it in every available orifice .
An orifice party.
She is just one of many, plus I'm bored as shit and all work and no play makes TL a very bad boy.
So you boys that want to see something besides the ceiling fan in your room contact me and we can see this lovely city during the day , grab a nooner and then at night maybe you can strike a few items off your bucket list.
I hate to toot my own horn , I'd never do that ; but I much prefer getting a "Deluxe Rusty Trombone" after lunch for $800 pesos .
2 girls for 400p each. Toyota .
Oh what a feeling!
So No , you don't pay more when you use a professional ,super connected , bi-lingual guide , you save time money and maybe the loss of blood.
Joking.
We can also do one of my "Buenos Aires through the Back Door" tours. The lower end Dominican and Paraguayan bars.
And worse!
BA is not DEAD.
Have Fun and remember I'm always happy to show the Boys around town.
TL.
I think that I have found The Holy Grail of Pussy in BA.
Maybe?
A 29 year old girl that has never hooked but needs to and is really thinking about it.
So what's the big deal about fucking a 29 year old girl on her first pay for play occasion?
She is not a virgin like the one that I auctioned off before.
Hope not.
She is a unicorn here in BA.
She is a J.A.P.
No, not a Jewish American Princess .
A JAPANESE Argentine Princess!
Lovely , those eyes , the skin , with TITS too !
I know that it's probably every women's fantasy (except my Saintly Mother's) but she is thinking about just doing it one time to pay off a few things.
SURE!
It's an ez job.
You can pick your clients.
You can quit when you want.
That's what I thought when I had certain jobs in the past.
Bullshit and cows do too.
So here is my dilemma:
On my right shoulder sits a little red devil and on my left shoulder sits his evil twin brother. Zero moral compass.
Wonder what happened to the white angel? I swear that at I time in my life I had a conscience ; must have been a passing faze.
So I know that for the 10 years that I have been an honest and extremely reliable friend , member , confidant ,professional wingman and Adult Tour Guide I have never seen a Japanese hooker.
Yes, there is a hideous old semi Jap-Hag at X cocassionally but that does not count.
This girl is lovely ! Will use the cash to raise her resto-bar.Buy resto , kitchen equip.
I will give her 50k in Gold if she will allow me to be a silent partner and PR Front man.
Which reminds me Chezz, I am very interested in your 3-door exhibition fridge.
That's it Boys .
I have an old friend that I would really like for him to talk her OUT of this idea.
You know who you are.
Please!
If I save just 1 more soul then Maybe I can get a 4th class ticket to Heaven.
Sincerely,
TL.
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;445582]I think that I have found The Holy Grail of Pussy
A JAPANESE Argentine Princess[/QUOTE]OK. You nailed it, sealed it. I need to run back there, know you and this unicorn. :D.
Thanks for showing us parrilla pena , great steaks, etc,fair price, great food all around. Also my wingman hit it off good with the"beast".
Call TL guys for a tour or some great chica recommendations,see you on the way back.
Hi TL,
I am trying to get in touch with you on what's app with the number you gave on thread but no luck. I live in USA and travelling to BA for 3 weeks for work and hoping to take your help to see around....
Best,
Snaco.
[QUOTE=Snaco04;445634]Hi TL,
I am trying to get in touch with you on what's app with the number you gave on thread but no luck. I live in USA and travelling to BA for 3 weeks for work and hoping to take your help to see around....
Best,
Snaco.[/QUOTE]The whatsapp should be working . ( +5491161164254 ).
I'd be more than happy to show you around .
Where are you coming from ?
Please try the PM system .
Thank You ,
TL.
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;445647]The whatsapp should be working . ( +5491161164254 ).
I'd be more than happy to show you around .
Where are you coming from ?
Please try the PM system .
Thank You ,
TL.[/QUOTE]Hi TL.
Add me 116-404-0896.
Love.
Gy.
......Than seeing Carolina.....
Thanks T.L. For setting me up with Carolina...sweet, 23 y/o, big breasted blonde, fair skin with a ferocious appetite in the horizontal position!!! And to top it off, she speaks perfect English. Definitely NOT a "clock watcher".
Gracias Amigo !!
[QUOTE=Namoi;445731]......Than seeing Carolina.....
Thanks T.L. For setting me up with Carolina...sweet, 23 y/o, big breasted blonde, fair skin with a ferocious appetite in the horizontal position!!! And to top it off, she speaks perfect English. Definitely NOT a "clock watcher".
Gracias Amigo !![/QUOTE]Looks like she may make her dancing debut very soon !
Nice and shy .
But when the music starts and the applause begin you never know what might just happen !
Cumming Soon to a special place near you !
TL.
TL-.
Thanks again for all your help when I was in BA. Carolina was a wonderful time. Easy going, articulate, intelligent, and fun.
Thanks also for your advice on BA in general as well. Really appreciate everything!
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;445795]Looks like she may make her dancing debut very soon !
Nice and shy .
But when the music starts and the applause begin you never know what might just happen !
Cumming Soon to a special place near you !
TL.[/QUOTE]Like many Argentinian stars like Messi, Mascherano etc., she will be going to Europe (Spain in particular) this October where the monetary rewards for her talents are mucho mejor.
Although she has been highly and justifiably praised on this website, I don't think anyone has yet mentioned her incredible massage skills. If you like a good hard massage from a babe who delivers, do yourself a favor and call this girl before her book is full.
[QUOTE=Gauntlet77;445803]Like many Argentinian stars like Messi, Mascherano etc., she will be going to Europe (Spain in particular) this October where the monetary rewards for her talents are mucho mejor.
Although she has been highly and justifiably praised on this website, I don't think anyone has yet mentioned her incredible massage skills. If you like a good hard massage from a babe who delivers, do yourself a favor and call this girl before her book is full.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the recommendation but you have confused the Carolinas.
One is 24 and the other one is 44.
One is all over the internet and travels to Europe and 1 has probably never left BA. ( Except to visit Ecuador ).
The younger Carolina is a student of Finance and an English Translation Major.
Fulltime .
The other Carolina is HelloKitty's sister and also very recommendable.
You may find pix of Kitty's Sister but you will not find any pix of the other Carolina unless I send them to you.
Plus she is not a gifted masseuse .
Just a poor little Finance Major .
TL.
* To all the PMers , please send me a valid e-mail if you require pix . It's a LOT easier for me and that's what really matters.
Had a short time in BA this past weekend. Met up with TL on Sat night. Despite how quiet Sat night was, TL was knowledgeable and resourceful. He saved my night. Thanks again man, I will definitely let you know when I'm in town again in a few months!
On September 12th of the last few days I had a Birthday.
I completed 1 full year without a single drop of alcohol; not even in candy. I always hated those anyway.
That may not seem like a big deal but I was drinking 1 to 1.5 liters of pure whisky everyday. Well I did add water sometimes.
I use to say that I only have 1 drink per day . I just fill it up 25 times a day.
The expensive stuff too. $13.00 pesos a liter . 1 Buck Chuck . Caramel Colored Ethanol.
Shook so bad that it was easy to jack-off but impossible to hold a glass steady.
So embarrassed that I would buy my booze from 4 different stores ; alternating so they would not think that I drank too much. Right.
I have many of the Boys to Thank for their support and negativity.
I was told that I would have to be strapped down like Robert Deniro in the Navy Divers Movie. That was not an option. I was also addicted to the most powerful aphrodisiac know to man. GBL , a Human Growth Hormone analogue. 3 day Woodies , builds muscle and burns fat like a skillet.
No idea that it is physically addictive and harder to kick than Heroine or Booze. But Oh What a Feeling!
So Thank You to my supporters and probably a more grateful Thanks to the hard-assed boys that did not think that I could Kick it's ass single handedly!
I had several reasons to change my life.
Lost friends.
Lost respect.
Lost business although It did not matter at the time.
But I gained the Desire to Live again and show people and myself that I can do anything . Even kick booze and GBL at the same time.
It may have been tough love or plain disdain but Thank You Very Much and You know who you are.
I'm a New Man! Look Out!
Dropped 27kilos too.
10 years younger.
And I did it with my own program and the power of my Stone.
BS maybe but whatever works.
TL.
Today is a great day!
Keep up the good work.
That's great, TL. Glad to hear it. That's funny about going to four different stores. I remember reading one of those self-confession books by an alcoholic and she was talking about living in the burbs and putting some of her bottles in each neighbor's trash can on pick-up day.
Very glad to hear it TL. Congratulations!
Bob.
Pretty stellar accomplishment. One year impresses me more than 30, the first one is hard. In my experience the next 7 were coasting.
I asked TL for some help as my Spanish was poor .
He set me up with a beautiful girl called Carolina.
All I could of asked for.
Blond, Busty in her twenty's and just really nice person to spend some time with.
Thanks again tl.
[QUOTE=Pablo473;446059]I asked TL for some help as my Spanish was poor .
He set me up with a beautiful girl called Carolina.
All I could of asked for.
Blond, Busty in her twenty's and just really nice person to spend some time with.
Thanks again tl.[/QUOTE]Glad to hear TL came through, Carolina from Equador is certainly all those things, twenty something, hot, blonde and built for action. Good to hear the rumours of her dropping out of sight were greatly exaggerated.
[QUOTE=DaddyRulz;446058]Pretty stellar accomplishment. One year impresses me more than 30, the first one is hard. In my experience the next 7 were coasting.[/QUOTE]Thank You Very Much !
You helped me more than anyone by being hard on me and by directing me and by leading by example.
And by not believing that I could do it on my own.
It was easier than I could have ever imagined.
I want to take this special opportunity to try to apologize to all of the people on this site that I may have offended or mistreated.
Hell, mix a Texan with an Argentine and you get a complete asshole but with a kind heart.
Somewhere beneath that thickheaded ego.
Gracias Amigos !
TL.
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;446051]On September 12th of the last few days I had a Birthday.
I completed 1 full year without a single drop of alcohol; not even in candy. I always hated those anyway.
That may not seem like a big deal but I was drinking 1 to 1.5 liters of pure whisky everyday. Well I did add water sometimes.
I use to say that I only have 1 drink per day . I just fill it up 25 times a day.
The expensive stuff too. $13.00 pesos a liter . 1 Buck Chuck . Caramel Colored Ethanol.
Shook so bad that it was easy to jack-off but impossible to hold a glass steady.
So embarrassed that I would buy my booze from 4 different stores ; alternating so they would not think that I drank too much. Right.
I have many of the Boys to Thank for their support and negativity.
I was told that I would have to be strapped down like Robert Deniro in the Navy Divers Movie. That was not an option. I was also addicted to the most powerful aphrodisiac know to man. GBL , a Human Growth Hormone analogue. 3 day Woodies , builds muscle and burns fat like a skillet.
No idea that it is physically addictive and harder to kick than Heroine or Booze. But Oh What a Feeling!
So Thank You to my supporters and probably a more grateful Thanks to the hard-assed boys that did not think that I could Kick it's ass single handedly!
I had several reasons to change my life.
Lost friends.
Lost respect.
Lost business although It did not matter at the time.
But I gained the Desire to Live again and show people and myself that I can do anything . Even kick booze and GBL at the same time.
It may have been tough love or plain disdain but Thank You Very Much and You know who you are.
I'm a New Man! Look Out!
Dropped 27kilos too.
10 years younger.
And I did it with my own program and the power of my Stone.
BS maybe but whatever works.
TL.
Today is a great day![/QUOTE]Me too 26 years in January 2015. Life is good with no booze.
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;446051]On September 12th of the last few days I had a Birthday.
I completed 1 full year without a single drop of alcohol; not even in candy. I always hated those anyway.
That may not seem like a big deal but I was drinking 1 to 1.5 liters of pure whisky everyday. Well I did add water sometimes.
I use to say that I only have 1 drink per day . I just fill it up 25 times a day.
The expensive stuff too. $13.00 pesos a liter . 1 Buck Chuck . Caramel Colored Ethanol.
Shook so bad that it was easy to jack-off but impossible to hold a glass steady.
So embarrassed that I would buy my booze from 4 different stores ; alternating so they would not think that I drank too much. Right.
I have many of the Boys to Thank for their support and negativity.
I was told that I would have to be strapped down like Robert Deniro in the Navy Divers Movie. That was not an option. I was also addicted to the most powerful aphrodisiac know to man. GBL , a Human Growth Hormone analogue. 3 day Woodies , builds muscle and burns fat like a skillet.
No idea that it is physically addictive and harder to kick than Heroine or Booze. But Oh What a Feeling!
So Thank You to my supporters and probably a more grateful Thanks to the hard-assed boys that did not think that I could Kick it's ass single handedly!
I had several reasons to change my life.
Lost friends.
Lost respect.
Lost business although It did not matter at the time.
But I gained the Desire to Live again and show people and myself that I can do anything . Even kick booze and GBL at the same time.
It may have been tough love or plain disdain but Thank You Very Much and You know who you are.
I'm a New Man! Look Out!
Dropped 27kilos too.
10 years younger.
And I did it with my own program and the power of my Stone.
BS maybe but whatever works.
TL.
Today is a great day![/QUOTE]TL - Keep up the good work -it is work and it is worth it......
Dr J.
First time to BA last week and engaged TL to be my guide. Best decision ever! We met up in the afternoon and he showed me around town for couple of hours, covering all the important sites. The usual tourist stuff you know. He's highly informative and more importantly, highly entertaining and funny. I thoroughly enjoyed his company. We supposed to meet again at night where he'll show me the nightlife of BA but had to cancel due to heavy rain and I was tired from previous night's red eye flight. Nevertheless, I asked for some reliable contacts that can speak basic English since I have zero Spanish capability (hola and gracias don't count!), and he gave me more than what I can handle. He promised to bring me out the next night but I was then kept busy by the contact he gave (turned out to be my best night in BA but that's another story with Andi30). Lol. He still checked on me the next day to see if I need any help from him. Genuinely nice guy! I would highly recommend him to be your guide in BA if you're new there.
I came into BA, with a wishlist, and their phone numbers, as soon as I touched down.
I started speed dialing all of them.... It was Saturday and it seems that it's a tough day to find the fun.
By 8pm, I pressed the panic button, on my phone.....
It SAYS TL, ON it.
Texted wit TL for a bit, and he came through.......BIG!!
One of his girlfriends was knocking on my door within an hour and a half, after I talked to her.
TL, Came up with 3 phone numbers quicker than I could say, horndog.. New in town.
That was awesome!!!
The beautiful young and suple Carolina was a thing of beauty.
She is so cute and sexy, .... Usually I can't wait for them to go, With her, I was going to invite her to dinner, until she mentioned that she had a holloween party to go to.
But she was delicious.
Highly recommend her .
And want to thank TL, for committed get across so quick and so on the spot.
Oh yeah, she speaks surprisingly good english.
Thanks again TL.
Fellow Gents,
Just want to let everyone know, I have been friendly with TL for over 10 years. He is a great guy, straight shooter and knows BsAs Vaginal Units better than anyone. He has always done good by me as a friend & he can be trusted. If your even thinking of getting a tour guide, I can't recommend him highly enough. Take good care of him as he will take excellent care of you. Best of all, he actually gives a shit about his clients.