2004 Reports - Edited

Met up with Caroline, whom the Mouse calls "the little ball washer".

Anyway she's been working the evening shift at Cafe Orlean's.

So I go in their last night and hooked up with her. Their sitting at her table is a drop dead come fuck me gorgeous thing by the name of Julia. Just Fucking Gorgeous.

We start talking and this girl has an atitude you wouldn't believe. I mean she like talks me out of wanting to fuck her later this trip. Im talking just a fucked Nasty Girl and for no reason.

Well I get to talking to Caroline, whom I fucked later last night, and she tell's me that with in the last 6 months just about every girl at Cafe Orlean's that works the night shift has been using Drug's. And that's where the Atitude come's from

So be on the look out at Orleans after dark

Exon

Exon123,

Had the same thing happen to me in Orleans. I approached this hottie, long dark hair, semi flaquita, nice rack, don't remember the name. Talked to her about an hour/hour and a half, quoted a price of 350 pesos. After I stopped laughing and asked if she was serious she said yes and walked away. I had showered and was reasonably well dressed but maybe something about me scared or turned her off.

Kinda wacky I will admit.

Spent a very enjoyable 4 hours chilling out at Colmegna Spa- Sarmiento 839
4326-1257. [url]www.colmegna.com.ar[/url]
Different entry costs depending on your needs, 175 pesos allowed us all day use of the facilities plus a 1 hour massage by a professional massues.
Thet have a sauna,steam room and other rooms with decreasing levels of temperature.
There is also a gym, small swimming pool, cafe, relaxation rooms with beds amongst other facilities.
A very nice way to recharge the batteries for another night of mongering.
Flexible Horn

Ok Guys,

The Mouse is floundering a little. I am suppose to be in Kiev for a few days next week, but I may have to cancel due to responsibilities. So what is left? Wait another week, stay home, get bored .... celebrate Thanksgiving in BA, spend the Holiday with family .... my preference, but not as fun. Or Just Say F ....ck It!

I have had a standing reservation at my favorite lodging since September. Does this mean DH must find a hole to crawl into? Will Stormy Lose it and Go public? Will Exon welcome me with open arms (even though he is banned from my favorite restaurant)? Will my "Favoritas" remember me? So many questions .. and not enough answers.

Aahh, but will my favorites Bars will treat me Like Gold? Do you think one or two will remember me?

Maybe I will just join Flexible Horn so we can Drink (together) and Fuck (all the chicas) too much!

A frustrated Mouse who has spent too much time in "Sex Prison"

I meet Elisa of Platynum (Romina for TacosAltos, Sirena for Gemidos and guia59). She uses 2 phone numbers. When I arrived I realized her pictures on the interent have not much in common with the reality. She is much older and her skin is not as clean as on the picture. She is much less attrctive. She tried to make me pay a US$ 100, I of course negociated that quickly to a Ar$ 100 for the hour. So far I understand it's the game. After I paid, she gave me a really low quality bj, during the whole time she had the "make him come quike" look. Her lake of energy and niceness contraste with most other girls I meet in Buenos Aires. Moreover, she smells really bad, I think she doesn't take a shower very often.

Take my advice: don't meet that girl.

Plumo81

Yesterday I woke promptly at noon as usual and after doing some work, I hit the gym. I had a 3 PM appointment to do a side job but the guy called and cancelled. I worked a little bit more and then got restless and headed to Pelvi's. They only did one short show with one chica but she was very nice looking. It's funny cuz you've already been looking at them 90% naked anyway. However she did have nice original equipment, including a very nice matched set and a nice, friendly looking kitty that she briefly displayed at the end. I think if I were a nice looking chica with a sweet pussy I would enjoy showing it off once in a while.

Then I suggested to my friend that it was about time he lost his virginity in Suipacha 921, 6 C. This is a short walk from Pelvi's. I hadn't been there in a couple of months but madam Carolina was very happy to see me although she absolutely refuses to fuck me. I did help myself to a handful of ass, though. I had told my friend he could have first choice. First to introduce herself was Támara, whom I already fucked once and she remembered me. Then in came Priscila whom I've fucked three times but she only does CBJ. Then came Nadia and I was pretty sure she was the one for my friend. I caught a whiff of bad breath in the introductory kiss but he didn't mention it later. Last but certainly not least was Pandora with huge tits. Bueno, I'll take her and you can have Nadia.

A minor yet frightening problem was they were out of beer. I drank some strange Framboise cooler thingy instead. Anyhow, Pandora was very sweet with DFK and deep deep BBJTIC at which point she pulled away and most blew all over those huge tits. She ran to the bathroom and when she came back was not upset but said I should have warned her. I said, hey, I figured you knew what would happen if you kept on going the way you were. She said, well okay, next time warn me and go wash your dick and I will suck it some more. She did and I fucked her some and then she sucked some more and then the hour was up. Really a good session and next time I will doggy her with those melons in my hands. BTW she says they are real but I am not too sure about that. Gave her a bocadita and spent some more time working on the madam, then met up with my friend at The Temple for beers.

Had a great dinner at a place I will post about in the restaurant section and then a night cap at Piola, where Ukranian Porteña Sol was looking awesome and it was determined that the ring on her finger means nothing. No fiance, no boyfriend: "I'm too young for that." Damn. Russian bartender Anastasia likes to drink Jim Beam so it could be fun to invite them over for dinner and ply them with alcohol and my culinary creations. But damn buddy WHAT the FUCK was that nasty shit we were drinking? Tasted like a cross between anisette and death warmed over.

The drink at Piola was grappa. Bad grappa. Possibly adulterated with paint thinner. Thank goodness they offered a nice limoncello to send us off into the night. Nadia at Suipacha 921 was indeed excellent. I had no hint of breath problems, but I was the one who recommended grappa so you can judge by that.

Had a very nice session with Fabiana yesterday morning. I'd called her the night before and asked her to call me at about 10;00 am. Yes thats right 10:00 am.

After a quick shower and cup of coffee next door she arrived promply at 11:00 and we went right to it. Great girl and Im planning on setting something of Sunday afternoon.

Not so good experience at New Port last night. About a year ago I met a chick at Madaho's and did her at the Dazzler hotel. She kept calling me and wanting more which I refused.

Anyway I ran into this interesting prospect in New Port two nights ago. She said something about us knowing each other which I just passed on as a mistake in indenity.Wrong

Thease girls remember everything, and I mean Everything.

So anyway we hooked for $150 peso's and back to my apartment and she started with the massage. Well it wasn't long before I placed her and what a crack pot she was.

Things just got worse from there. There was no way I wanted to fuck her at this point so I asked for a hand job, (I love hand job's). "Well thats fine" she said "but Ive got to put the condom for your hand job". "Why" I asked, "well I don't want to get creama on my hand when you cum".

I got up put my cloths on and walked her to the door.

Exon

Buenos Aires seems to be really full these days. I tried 20 hotels before finding one room. A rather discreet and smallish hotel called Bel-Air, which is quite nice, except the foul service from the over-worked porter. As my trip was for work and I was staying only 2 nights, and with BsAs seemingly packed with tourist, I decided for internet take-out. What a bad choice !

Tried several on day one, at around 2030 hrs, before finally landing a deal with Paula of Areavip. Everything sounded good and we agreed on 150 + transport. 30 min later, she calls up to say its her period and she can't come, and suggest sending a friend, saying the she looked identitical. Worried about bait and switch, I decided not to go for it. Didn't get much sleep on the flight to BsAs anyways so decided I should rest and pass for the night.

Day 2, decided to call earlier, at 1900 hrs. Electra, also know as Dalay, in Platynum looked really good so decided to try. She sounded nice on the phone but said that her price is 250. I got her down to 200 and she said she'll be over in 30 min. She also said she's a got friend who spoke english will call me again to confirm the address etc. Mary, her friend who spoke really great English, calls 10 min later to say that I should go wait for Electra at the lobby when she arrives, as she is 20 years old, and could have trouble with getting into the hotel. She also says that Electra would be arriving in 20 min as she's a little delayed. Its almost 40 min later and Mary calls again to say that traffic is bad and Electra is arriving in 20 min, but she'll call to advice me 5 min before Electra arrives. I was getting a little impatient but as she spoke such good English and sounded really sweet, I could only say ok.

Finally, Electra arrives, almost 1 hrs 30 min after I first called. Turns out that Electra is really quite attractive, its the girl in the picture minus all the make-up...but i guess that's about the only positive thing. After entering the room, she immediately asks for payment up front, which i resist and she threatens to leave if i don't pay. Mary is put on the phone again to explain how Electra has been 'swindled' by clients who don't pay, and looking at those big blue eyes of Electra, I gave in and paid her.....big mistake ! What followed was a totally uninspired session, everything covered, no to this, no to that, no performance whatsoever, and with me doing most of the work. Bottoline, a complete waste of time, $ and juice. Next time, I'll pass on the internet option.

Anyone know of this club? It is supposed to be a swingers type club. A chica told me about it once but I never went.

If anyone has any info I would appreciate it.

I just spent the last half hour writing a post for PC to crash on me when I posted it, oh how fun !!! Oh well, here goes again, though with a sense of deja vu and a distinct lack of enthusiasm.

Anyway, I have been back in BA since last thursday enjoying myself, though not particularly the accomodation scene or the weather (especially today !!!!!)

Out of my experiences on this trip so far the best I have had by far has been with a Russian chick downtown. Cost 40 pesos for a half hour. Very good looking (Brunette, blue eyes), tall, voluptous (Big tits) and a great attitute. Have visited her twice (Yes, she was that good) and tipped her 10 and 20 pesos respectively (such a costly hobby this...). Anyway, if anyone is interested in her let me know so I can give you the details without upsetting the WSG rules of engagement (I get lost in them).

The night before last I met this American guy on my way out of my hotel around 11, he has just been here for a week for a hair transplant (?!?) let's call him Bob. Anyway, a very cool guy, took him to Cafe Excedra. Anyway, things seem to be pretty kicking in there at the moment, a lot of choice of muff. Then went to Catto's where 'Bob' proceeded to take over the stage and sing a Tom Jones number and brought the house down !!!! Had his own CD on him for the backing music. He was awesome, was a professional singer for 30 years. Shame he went back to the US today, he would have been an ace mongering partner! The chicks love that shit !!!! Anyway, it was great fun.

A little question, would appreciate anybody's advice. Yesterday I visited an appartment on Lima and Humberto. Anyway, nice pad, shame about the location. Everbody advised against it, dangerous area, close to hooker streets etc. What I was wondering is, would it be safe to take a taxi cruise aound there to check out the scene or not, just out of curiosity ???

Capt Dave,

That Chick Maya you have posted in the photo section, is she the same chick that used to advertise as Rocio on Platynum massages 1m 70 95-63-95 (from my extensive Archive collection), looks like her. I like the look of some of that !!!! What is her performance like though, does she do BBBJ ? I phoned her up once and she didnt seem to have great attitude so didn't take it any further.

Anyway, happy mongering dudes!

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Pulled a good one out of here last night. Solange, thin spinner-type fake blond. Young. Non-smoker. Enthusiastic kisser who started right in on me in the club and also in the cab. BBBJ was pretty good. Fucked her for a while but I was pretty tired so we slept a bit and then she woke up and said she was hungry so I fed her some pasta and me some Viagra and fucked her into a deep comatose state. Later I woke up with wood and shoved it in her from the side for a while and then she slept some more until 11 AM. Then she freaked out about her boyfriend finding out she spent the night (she doesn't live with him though) so she said she had to go. After she got dressed and was cleaning up in the bathroom, we started smooching again and I just opened my fly and pulled her panties aside and fucked her on my sink for a while and then threw her on the floor and finished off. A good value at 100 pesos (money never discussed but I negotiated her out of there with my buddy for 100 last week) plus 20 for drink and 5 for taxi (not requested). Would I repeat? Probably not due to kind of a nasty kid belly and kind of a boring personality. But a really nice ass IMO and sort of a sweet girl.

Following my earlier question, as I would like to take a safe taxi ride to check out the street walkers, I have been checking out the Street walker locations posted by Jackson. Which is the best one, if I am looking for voluptous latina types, the San Jose area? But not junkies, trannies etc. On the same subject I was looking at La Nacion in a cafe today, and there was an article about people getting robbed by taxi drivers and new ways they are robbing and conning people. As I only vaguely understood it, was wondering if somebody else read it and good give a lowdown on the article, as it seems pretty serious to me. I take taxis all the time, and have never had a problem, but then again I am cautious an try to pick somebody with an honest face (whatever that means, like Mikey Mouse's I suppose ?!?) / usually an older driver and a radio taxi. Does a Radio taxi always garantee that they are registered ? Thats what I heard but I have my doubts.

I've now recovered from a quick (short) trip to Bs. As., and its about time to get some posting done. I find planning a trip like this extremely tedious, and filled with uncertainty. not that the uncertainty is a bad thing, just a little stressful. I want to go down there and make the best of the time, but my eyes see too much of the glitter, and I want to sample all of it. I don't know how you guys keep your focus in all of this! I tried to make all of my plans before arrival (including making chica arrangements for the weekend before the weekend arrived) but once I arrived it all changed.

I was scheduled to arrive Thursday morning early (after an overnight, allnight flight,) get settled in my apartment, see a Platynum chica I had been lusting after for a while, go out to dinner with Dickhead, visit the Triangle, and checkout a chica to help put me to sleep that night. In addition, I was trying to make arrangements for the weekend, and was successful at getting tickets for the Boca Jr. vs River Plate match on Sunday, but I paid gringo prices. No matter, I was willing for this opportunity to pay the price. I was also trying to schedule something for Saturday, and wound up with mediocre tickets to see/hear Luciano Pereyra. I'd also been talking with Adriana, the webmistress at Platynum, and was going to go out for a coffee or dinner with her sometime during the weekend. Oh yes, my scheduled departure to return to the US was Monday evening. So, basically a total of 5 days in Bs. As.

I was also in communication with a Paraguayan (Rossy) and a Peruvian (Araceli (you've heard Dickhead talk about her)) and hoped to see them during the weekend. In my imagining the weekend, I thought perhaps I could get each of them to come to one of the events I was planning for the weekend.

Well, everything changed with my Microsoft Project planned weekend when I arrived at the airport for my Wednesday evening departure for Bs. As., and they notified me that the plane was broken, and would not leave until the next morning! As a result, I arrived in Buenos Aires and my apartment about 11:00 in the evening on Thursday. So begins the weekend.

I had a great time! It just unfolded a lot different from what I was planning. I'm glad I made as many plans as I did, but just have to go with the flow as it develops. My only regret is that I never really caught up with Dickhead. I promised I would take him to dinner, and never saw him again after the first night (Thursday) when I found him at Ness. When I found him, I was pretty shot from the trip, and as I began to chat with him, I was pounced on by Lourdes. I didn't resist too hard, and even though I spotted another chica I wanted to try, I felt awkward trying to dump her and go across the room (~4') to try another chica. I thought there would be other opportunities and Lourdes got a DH recommendation, so I said: "what the hell!" and decided to give her a try for 200 pesos (Yes, I know...too much!) and off we went. As Dickhead had described her, she WAS a great kisser! BBBJ was pretty good as well, and it was a pretty good start for the weekend. I slept well that night!

I'll write more later, need to get a few things done around here tonight. I will say one other thing before signing off (especially directed to MRLA since we both have lusted after Wendy in Platynum:) I have been curious about Alanis in Platynum. Her physical features, and the fact that she's in the same apartment with the same telephone number as Wendy makes me think they might be related. So when I saw her (200 pesos again!) I asked a few questions that might give me a hint about a connection between she and Wendy. Can't confirm anything yet. About the experience with Alanis: she'll do about everything, but it was a CBJ. I thought I had her talked into a BBBJ, but it was only enough to tease me! Kissing was great, DATY terrific, and enthusiastic sex in multiple positions. Great experience, and I would certainly see her again if there weren't so many others glittering choices to distract me!
More later.
ER

El Ricardo,

Thanks for the recap.

As far as planning ahead in BA, outside of someone special that you know, or tickets to an event or other travel, it is best to just go with the flow. Do not arrive with high expectations of an internet chica, as outside of a few level headed ones, these girls do not know what they are going to be doing from one hour to the next. When you arrive, have a list of five or ten girls off the internet that you want to see, and start calling. You will probably get one or two that will make it over.

The reason that two girls had the same phone number was more than likely they and about 4 other girls are working out of the same brothel apartment rather than being related. There are sister acts though, and sometimes that is fun too. :)

Next time relax a bit, and just pick a girl that you like at the moment. If you do not see anyone, wait 10 minutes.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog