A View Of Things To Come?
I was in Newport on Sunday night (01:30 to 02:45) to find the place as dead as a door nail. About 20 chicas and 15 guys made the place look empty. After a 14p water - eyed up a Brazilera for possible connection. After a few minutes of conversation, decided it behooved me to get her number for tomorrow afternoon - as she had to be home by 06:00 for her child's benefit.
The next day we communicated to confirm our afternoon meeting time. All was well until she said, "we did not discuss money last night, my price is 400p". I replied with, "I pay 200p and text me if you decide to come by". Surprisingly, she did not counter - so on this given day her price was 400p.
Her name is Carolina from Porto Alegre, tallish blond, appears to be fairly well educated. If anyone has sampled this one for less than 400p - let us know. Is a hell of a note if Newport is now at the same point of Madahos 6 months ago! A real shame, as Newport was the only marginally acceptable club in Recoleta from my vantage point!
Had some fun in there last night.
Damn that beer wears out my wallet.
I was talking to a young thing that looked like her Mom was with her. We were dancing to some of the local music and she asked for a beer. I got her one and another one for me.
After another round of "dancing" She was about to finish her beer and asked if I would buy her and her friend (Probably Mom) a beer and I said I would buy her one but not her friend and she got all mad and said she was leaving already.
I said Ok. And started the whole process over again. The next one was easier. This is the one who asked me if I was,"piloto, doctor, abogado." I responded,"no, I am in internet porn." She seemed to like it and we hung out for a while and I drank another couple beers.
She looked very good there, with big ole nice titties and nice legs in a sort of business looking suit (should have guessed) The mating dance of the Booka bird started. And it goes like this. I am guessing a lot of folks out there know the dance of the Booka bird. But you probably just never knew it's name. Here it goes.
She asked,"vamos?"
I asked, "Quanto?"
She said,"Dos Cien."
I countered,"Pesos?"
She concurred,"Si."
I said,"Yo vivo en Palermo something."
She assured, "No Hay Problema!"
I said, "Hoe Kay!"
Second stanza of the Booka bird Dance:
She asked, "why mi amiga?"
I asked,"Quanto?"
She replied,"Uno momento,"
I said,"Hoe Kay."
. She talked with her friend.
Third stanza.
She said,"Dos Cien."
I said," Por los dos?"
She answered, "Si."
I said, "Hoe Kay, pero yo necisito un Banelco"
She retorted, " No Hay Problema."
And me and my 2 amigas vamos'ed out to a taxi. And headed to my apartment in Palermo "something." Never really knew the address of my place but I get us to the block and it is the only tall building around so I can find it in almost any condition.
So I got to chicas for $200 AR for the duration. And then it starts, Ole Girl #1(hereon referred to OG#1) wants me to take care of her amiga with some cash because her amiga gots some babies at home, 4! So I agree to cough up another $100 AR. Hey, I am not a thoughtless bastad.
So I start firing off my camera and they start dropping their drawers and taking off their shirts. Woo Hoo! They just wanted to make sure the pics wouldn't make it to the internet. I said nope just for me and my friends on the internet and they seemed to be OK with that.
Well, I make a rookie mistake and pay up front. I know, I know. What are you gonna do sometimes. So as the clothes continue to come off. I notice that OG#1 gots a little saggin in the waggon. Nothing too bad but damn she looked good in Newport. Now it the bright lights of my white-walled apartment, I am not so sure I got a good deal.
After a few dozen happy snaps we walked the whole 4 feet to my bedroom and proceed to get busy. I must say it was the best $300 AR I have paid. They worked me over pretty damn good for about an hour and then finally, finally (too much beer) I was ready to complete the Booka bird dance. But wait OG had a surprise for me. She wanted me to finish the dance in her mouth. Uh OK! But, because it was such a good hour long work up to this moment. I about blew her damn head off! OG#2 was laughing her ass off as OG#1 was gagging her way 3 feet to my bathroom where she stayed for a while to clean herself up.
Man it was a good time. Hope to see you guys out again tonight. Probably start at the l'alliance and then head off to some place to find some chicas.
PS. That fillet mignon shiskabab thing at l'alliance rocked. It gave me tiger power! OG#1 thanks the cook too.