Ive got a better price Dickhead
I just got a hand job at 877 Paraguary for $60 peso's
While waiting for Mickey Mouse to go to the Airport and my standby flight.
I asked Caroline, (the ball washer), from Orleans Cafe for a freebie and said I'd pay her next time Im in town, she said "NO".
Exon
I got an even better price Exron
I can jerk myself off at no marginal cost. Comparing a hand job to two hours of oral and vaginal sex is like comparing McDonald's to Estilo Campo.
Nice Way to Get Off the Plane
Well, with all the talk about hand jobs, I have to put in my two cents.
I arrived in BA with the hoards early this morning and slugged my way through the incredible line. "Pardon the bother, we're putting in a new system..." the sign at immigration says. Yeah, the sign had been there for two years.
I don't sleep worth shit during the 16-18 hours of sitting on planes and airport lines on my way to BA. I've found a really nice way to spend my first afternoon. Call Roxana and ask her to send Norma over for a two hour massage (50 pesos per hour, 30 pesos for transportation--she lives 1 1/2 - 2 hours from downtown). Don't let her small size and plain looks put you off. She gives a WONDERFUL massage. All the aches and crap from the flight simply vanish. Handjob doesn't adequately describe the last 15 or 20 minutes of the session. Let me just say that the sensations she can produce in me are remarkable. And if it doesn't end up being the longest orgasm you've ever had, I'd be pretty surprised. Then again, there was this little geisha in Sao Paulo a couple of years ago...but that's a different story.
BTW, Norma had a baby girl in August (the last time I had a massage, April of so, she was HUGE). Give her a little something extra for the kid.
Now this is my kinda guy.
>Dickhead
>Instead of paying "only" 380 pesos at Black I got one for 125 plus 30 chica
>drink. She stayed two hours and sucked me dry. I mean bone fucking dry.
>Nice girl too. I took the precaution of taking her under the stairs and feeling >every inch of the merchandise before I made my offer. Some friend of the >Savage Beast by the name of Mabel. 25 years old, from Tucumán. I would
>repeat.
DH we have got to be the same age, because how could anyone be such a pro and master at getting all the girls that you do. I have read about you for a few months now and to be honest I can't wait to bank roll a few nights with you just for the fun of it. You remind me of myself, dude I just love ya, ha ha ha. I love your style, love your input and wildness. Your beer info was pricesless.
You are the man, until I get to BA. Ha ha ha expect the time of your life when I get there dude.
WV
Please don't cum in my suit case
DickHead is welcome to use my rubbers anytime and it was very thoughtfull of him not to use my bed or cum in my suit case.
But the cost of the rubber will be deducted out of the next beer I buy him in two or three months
Exon