New Port

[QUOTE=Miami Bob; 419724]Don't judge Newport unless you are there after 1am. At 10am there are few if any working girls in the place. I am surprised that you found 3 girls at 10pm or 22:00 hours.

You may connect at Newport one night and find a hardened geriatric set there the next. There is economic pressure pushing up the pricing. I have had a hand full of good providers met through this place over the years. The girls that know me from the past have pushed from 400 to 500 pesos and unsuccessfully request to to have a 50 pesos exit fee also paid by me. When it seems that the girl is just not going to leave for 400 and I want her, well that's life. At a certain point, you just have to accept the inflationary increases or shop elsewhere.

When the peso in no longer supported by buying dollars with borrowed money, the peso will float up to 6 or 7 to one and Baires will be a bargin for me again. I'll pay the us$100 for a good girl. By next year or the year after 600 pesos should be us$100.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your answer, the girls asked first for 800 pesos! We said 400 one left the table (it was maybe a test) , my friends are very excited so we did accept for 500 pesos for me I thought it was very very expensive because in the forum everybody said not more than 400 pesos but what can I do? Back to the apartment alone and my 2 friends have a party? And me a Hand job! But I think that Recoleta was a little bit quiet begining October about 10 Pm even on Saturday night

And what do you thing about the streetgirl we met? Stange just in front the Mac Do I haven't seen her the 2 first night?

[QUOTE=Frenchieboy; 419732]Thanks for your answer, the girls asked first for 800 pesos! We said 400 one left the table (it was maybe a test) , my friends are very excited so we did accept for 500 pesos for me I thought it was very very expensive because in the forum everybody said not more than 400 pesos but what can I do? Back to the apartment alone and my 2 friends have a party? And me a Hand job! But I think that Recoleta was a little bit quiet begining October about 10 Pm even on Saturday night

And what do you thing about the streetgirl we met? Stange just in front the Mac Do I haven't seen her the 2 first night?[/QUOTE]The Street Walkers around the cemetery are usually DUDES!

Did "It" have a scarf on?

TL.

PS- Saturday nights are dead everywhere except the regular bars!

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 419734]The Street Walkers around the cemetery are usually DUDES!

Did "It" have a scarf on?

TL.

PS- Saturday nights are dead everywhere except the regular bars![/QUOTE]Thanks TL for your answer, now I think her name is Carolina or Maria. She wasn't afraid to come alone with 3 men in an apartment!

Last funny thing : the Newport's doorman looks like Michael Schumacher!

Used to be my favorite waterhole and hunting ground in BA.

I have serious issues with a lot of girls there and do not go much anymore, but if I came to BA for the first time, did not speak Spanish this is the first place I would go.

No entrance fee or chicka drinks, decadent music and sometime live bands.

The quality of girls is mixed, there are some really horrible ugly old bags there, carful to go here if you are drunk, the light is bad and makeup can do wonders in the shade, hehe.

Among all the garbage there normally are a few jewels. Loots of half pros and regular girls that need money drop by. I have had some amazingly beautiful girls from here, among others a coupe of out of work models.

Many of the girls speak English and going prize is about 400-600 pesos, I know guys have got it for 300 and other have been asked for 800, but 500 should get you most of the girls.

Best time is to get there before 01, Wednesday-Friday, I always come early, and as soon as I see a girl I like I ask the barman to get them a drink and they will come over. If you wait they will be taken and you are stuck with the old bags. (Once girls leave they rarely come back for round two).

Has been my stop on my way to Madahos the last two years and 80% of the time I never make it to Madahos because I meet something good here.

The things that works for me is; come early / stay late, come often and tip the barman. That works at any club I have ever been any place on the planet except on Black.

Anyway, I have not been much to NP lately, got to many issues with to many girls there to really make it what it used to be, for me.

After an awesome start of the night at Nuevo in la pampa I dropped in for a drink on my way to Madahos. It was 02ish, a little early for my wallet to go to Madahos, and a bit late in my experience for NP.

After one drink I did not see anybody I liked, so I decided to bite the bullet and spend a few 1000 on Madahos. I called over the bartender and asked for the bill.

The Bartender, Robert, likes me. I most likely have put his kids thru collage and he is probably planning to upgrade his house when he heard I was in town, hehe. He was disappointed that I was leaving and asked why, I told him I did not see anything I liked.

Here is where the tipping comes in; the barman knows anything that happens in the place, if he likes you he will tell you the truth and guide you. He started to point our all the different girls, but I told him that he knows what I like; pretty, sparkling, early 20ish slim and fit girls with great attitude and not a 'hardcore prostituted mindset'.

Robert pointed me to a girl he said just come to town, bla-bla-bla, and that this one I would like. I looked at her and liked what I could see and I told him to get her a drink.

Barman calls girl over and girl walks up and wants a big draft beer, always a good sign! Turns out girl is serious fun and cool, I decided that I have saved 400 pesos in chica drink at Madahos since I do not plan to leave without this girl. We talk, drink and I tell her it is time to go.

Arriving at the lobby at the house I tell her that we should get the money issues out of the way. She wants 200 USD. I tell her that I know she is new here and that I normally always pay the girls from NP 500 pesos. But that since she was just arriving in town and I liked her I would give here 800 pesos. (I know some of you think this is overpaying, but I already had expected to spend 1000+drinks on a girl from Madahos).

AND I told her that the 800 were on condition she was a naughty, naughty girl! (She was!)

Got her to the strip pole, found out that somebody had disconnected the music. (hehe, I wonder who and why.). So I had to get my laptop for the music.

Strip pole, stairs, my room everywhere! Holy Moses! It was good!

Girl left at 8 this morning since she had to go to her sister, was another excellent and memorable experiences in BA, all thanks to me tipping the barman.

Stranger

[QUOTE=Stranger; 420224]Got her to the strip pole, found out that somebody had disconnected the music. (hehe, I wonder who and why.). So I had to get my laptop for the music.

Stranger[/QUOTE]It wasn't me, brother, I learned my lesson. Maybe the Jefe?

[QUOTE=Stranger; 420224]Strip pole, stairs, my room everywhere! Holy Moses! It was good!

Stranger[/QUOTE]A Stranger party is like no other. Nothing is off limits in this house. Walk downstairs at 6am and you never know what you'll see. You're an animal!

Checked out New port last Saturday night around 2 AM. Place was pretty slow and there were around 10 girls around, none of them that would come close to anything I would shag. One fit MILF hung around for about 30 minutes and was nice enough, but her face had signs of long and hard life and I am guessing well over 40 years old.

Left the place and walked passed Hippo and took a taxi to centro. The driver tells me 40 AP. No way I tell him, I know that it should be about 20 AP. He tells me he is Hippo taxi, specially reserved yadayadayada. I tell him I was not coming out of Hippo and he should have told me. He lowers it to 30 AP. I tell him still no way. I pay him 25 in the end and was still pissed at him. Is not about the money, is about not being fucking taken advantage of. Walked over to Cato's and Hook. More on that there.

[QUOTE=Henio; 420635]Checked out New port last Saturday night around 2 AM. Place was pretty slow and there were around 10 girls around, none of them that would come close to anything I would shag. One fit MILF hung around for about 30 minutes and was nice enough, but her face had signs of long and hard life and I am guessing well over 40 years old.

Left the place and walked passed Hippo and took a taxi to centro. The driver tells me 40 AP. No way I tell him, I know that it should be about 20 AP. He tells me he is Hippo taxi, specially reserved yadayadayada. I tell him I was not coming out of Hippo and he should have told me. He lowers it to 30 AP. I tell him still no way. I pay him 25 in the end and was still pissed at him. Is not about the money, is about not being fucking taken advantage of. Walked over to Cato's and Hook. More on that there.[/QUOTE]The cabs are supposed to run a meter, plain and simple. Fares are 20% more after 10PM which is reflected in the meter fare.

Fred.

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I have no idea what brought me in here last night. Exhausted with hanging out with the 2 beautiful sisters the last 3 days I couldn't get it up if my life depended on it.

So, like a fool, I got up from bed and walked in on in.

Ran into Brisa, a gal I had tagged from Cafe Orleans earlier this week. Wasn't willing to repeat since the experience was not inspiring.

Then, sure enough, the one and only very classy looking young girl that was hanging out at the bar - who kept eyeing me - eventually sat down with a dorky-looking and very chubby gringo with glasses. An unlikely pair. For trying to play it cool, I lost a good opportunity after I noticed they left together holding hands. Life is very unfair at times.

The rest of the girls that were there or walked in were pretty trashy. Some really bizarre looking and some with a lot of miles on them. A lanky Brazilian with darting eyes by the name of Camilla (she said she was hairless) seemed intriguing but up close she just was not my type. Next, some Paraguayan (nameless), etc, etc. Crazy prices = $200/300 US! Hehehe! Obviously, they all had been smoking crack.

Music was ok at first, but then some karaoke type male singer screwed up what was left of the dismal atmosphere.

I left at 2:30am and then slumbered my way down to Blacks....

[QUOTE=Moveon;420726] ... Life is very unfair at times ... [/QUOTE]But ... this morning the dorky-looking chubby gringo might be thinking how good life was to him last night.

OR ... the girl might have demanded payment up front and then provided poor service and he might be thinking that life isn't fair. And you are lucky that he saved you from a bad experience.

AND if you were exhausted you probably couldn't have had a great experience anyway.

You need to take a broader perspective of things! ;)

Bob

Friends, I have a consultation to those who often go to Newport. Someone knows something of a MILF named Veronica? She was brunette, with big tits and a nice ass, his eyes were gray (or contact lenses) , very polite, respectful and to have a great time. If anyone knows anything about it, please write it the other day I was out there and nobody knows anything in a while. Thanks for the information you can give.

Guys, any news on New Port ?

I noticed the talent is a lot less now. One of the reasons I suspect is that

the drastic decrease of the tourist number due to AR inflation. Tt's not a good deal

to visit Argentina anymore, everything is more expensive than that of the States.

(due to recession, US chicas are much more affordable)

I see a lot less tourists in Recoleta tourist trap area. So many good non pro

Chicas could not find much business, they just stop coming to New Port,

And since there is less talents, mongers go there less often, which in turn

makes it worse. The result: only dogs are there.

If you see any improvement of talents there, please inform us.

Thank you.

DG

[QUOTE=DickGrande; 421550]Guys, any news on New Port?

I noticed the talent is a lot less now. One of the reasons I suspect is that.

The drastic decrease of the tourist number due to AR inflation. Tt's not a good deal.

To visit Argentina anymore, everything is more expensive than that of the States.

(due to recession, US chicas are much more affordable)

I see a lot less tourists in Recoleta tourist trap area. So many good non pro.

Chicas could not find much business, they just stop coming to New Port,

And since there is less talents, mongers go there less often, which in turn.

Makes it worse. The result: only dogs are there.

If you see any improvement of talents there, please inform us.

Thank you.

DG[/QUOTE]There are only 2 hot girls in Newport these days and they are total clock watchers and will not do it for less than 800p per hour.

Florencia. 5ft. 10in. , brunette, medium build, bolt-ons, Bitchy but beautiful. Lackluster performance level for you.

Patricia. 5ft. 6in. Tall, body is a 9. 5. Face unsure but good enough for you. Clock watcher, bolt-ons, very hot and very Bitchy to others at times. Makes you buy her and her girlfriend a drink. Orange juice and Speed.

That's about it Dude!

Your best bets are :

Mia Johnson

Jimena.

Romina.

Mara

All Independents and they ALL have "TL's Tramp Stamp of Approval!"

No drinks or cover charges involved!

TL

TL you need to get your facts straight!

And I always have thought of you as a monger's monger!

I need sleep after a hard afternoon at Orleans and dinner later but I WILL follow up this post!

Stranger.

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 421551]There are only 2 hot girls in Newport these days and they are total clock watchers and will not do it for less than 800p per hour.

Florencia. 5ft. 10in. , brunette, medium build, bolt-ons, Bitchy but beautiful. Lackluster performance level for you.

Patricia. 5ft. 6in. Tall, body is a 9. 5. Face unsure but good enough for you. Clock watcher, bolt-ons, very hot and very Bitchy to others at times. Makes you buy her and her girlfriend a drink. Orange juice and Speed.

That's about it Dude!

Your best bets are :

Mia Johnson

Jimena.

Romina.

Mara

All Independents and they ALL have "TL's Tramp Stamp of Approval!"

No drinks or cover charges involved!

TL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stranger; 421552]TL you need to get your facts straight!

And I always have thought of you as a monger's monger!

I need sleep after a hard afternoon at Orleans and dinner later but I WILL follow up this post!

Stranger.[/QUOTE]Maybe,

But you can count the number of hot girls with one hand and still have a few fingers left over!

They are old, fat, ugly, DOMINICAN!

TL.

You may have fun with Florencia and Patricia but they will charge you for it!

I will reply to this later but you are wrong my friend.

Stranger.

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 421554]Maybe,

But you can count the number of hot girls with one hand and still have a few fingers left over!

They are old, fat, ugly, DOMINICAN!

TL.

You may have fun with Florencia and Patricia but they will charge you for it![/QUOTE]

AS TL says there are some not first rate ladies there. I have likely found more gems in this place than any other club in BA. I don't live in BA and my last visit to new port was December. 2011. Maybe the place has changed? I have a few friends that are part of groups of girls and they introduced to their friends. That way I have a reference. I am really looking at newport to meet new girls. I have enough cell numbers that I am in a bar to meet someone new-some will be duds, but I have done pretty good with new port girls over the years and will continue. Of course you need to use common sense and say no thank you when you get a bozo price or the woman really doesn't want to see you.

If there are 50 ladies in the bar, you only need one or two. If the first five don't work for you, go to number 6. Who cares if there are 20 you wouldn't do if they paid you-there are 30 others. I have met some real gems in this place and also had a number of experiences I would rather not remember. If fist time encounters, generally if you are batting 400, you'll be in the hall of fame[40%}

If you are lost or lazy call TL and he'll make so easy that a caveman can do it. For a first visit without spanish, part of your buget might be well spent under TL's guidance to help you get your barrings.

Best of Luck and have fun

After a few months of self-imposed exile from this place where I only came once in a while, (normally short trip a couple of times a week) , I decided to include NP back in my program. For me this means all night. 7 days a week, hehe.

I realized quick how much I missed this place in my daily mongering / party routine. It is nothing else like it in BA. The last few months I have gone much to many other places, Hook, Nuevo, Madahos, Black and a few other. New port is simply for me the best mongering place in BA.

It is the combination of a regular bar with a great bartender; good music and you can fuck all the girls' inn there! Hehe And there is a lot of them, and they are pretty.

The place in it self is also nice, it is a good bar even without the chicas. Even if people smoke there the air is good. As a non-smoker many of the other clubs nearly get me sick after a while.

They have two bands that play on regular basic, one of them are actually very good.

Here is no chica-drinks, requirement to buy girls' drinks or entrance fee, neither for you or the girls. They come and go as they please. This makes the girls there a lot friendlier and less pushy than other clubs.

Some girl's come all the time other shows up when they need money. Best time is about half past twelve in the evening. The place does not really get started before 01+ but if there is one really pretty girl you fancy it is a bummer to see her drinking all night with some dude that beat you by five minutes!

For some reason the last few weeks even Sundays have been good, and now at the end of the month lots of girls need theyr rent and many local guys can't afford to go out.

Me when I see a girl I like I buy her a drink, and talk and see if we hit it off. Most of the girls there are not clock-watchers; I do not think I have had one that is it yet. Some of them have kids and need to get home to their babysitter at some stage, other live far from Recoletta (some of them literally hours away) and has arranged for somebody to drive them home at a certain time. It is easy to ask when they have to be home. I have several girl that I have meet there late that told me it would be better if we meet another day so we can have more time, and they have always shoved up.

Last night after the dinner 3 of us went there, we all got something we liked and brought it home. Me I had a girl that left my place 1130 this morning.

Thursday another I meet at NP came to my place 11 in the evening and stayed until noon.

Wednesday I had a third that I meet at New port Sunday out for dinner and a trip to a bar in Palermo and she also stayed until the morning.

I actually had a girl form New port more or less every day on this trip. And one I have never seen before has turned out to be one of my all time favorites.

Back to last night, after reading TL's rant I looked more carful than I normally do. I counted 20 girls I would gladly fuck, and my standard is pretty high (when I am not drunk, hehe, witch I was not).

Are there ugly, old bags there? Sure, but what do I care, I am not going to take them home and they do not bother me. Nobody harass you for drinks, old bags or other.

There is many new girls there and I will definitely say that there are more and better-looking girls there now than it was a few months ago.

And as for DR girls, there is none. I will not speculate in why but a few months ago there where quite a few but now there in none. For me this is a god change.

Stranger

Great update, Stranger! Thanks for the effort.

[QUOTE=Stranger; 421565]After a few months of self-imposed exile from this place where I only came once in a while, (normally short trip a couple of times a week) , I decided to include NP back in my program. For me this means all night. 7 days a week, hehe.

I realized quick how much I missed this place in my daily mongering / party routine. It is nothing else like it in BA. The last few months I have gone much to many other places, Hook, Nuevo, Madahos, Black and a few other. New port is simply for me the best mongering place in BA.

It is the combination of a regular bar with a great bartender; good music and you can fuck all the girls' inn there! Hehe And there is a lot of them, and they are pretty.

The place in it self is also nice, it is a good bar even without the chicas. Even if people smoke there the air is good. As a non-smoker many of the other clubs nearly get me sick after a while.

They have two bands that play on regular basic, one of them are actually very good.

Here is no chica-drinks, requirement to buy girls' drinks or entrance fee, neither for you or the girls. They come and go as they please. This makes the girls there a lot friendlier and less pushy than other clubs.

Some girl's come all the time other shows up when they need money. Best time is about half past twelve in the evening. The place does not really get started before 01+ but if there is one really pretty girl you fancy it is a bummer to see her drinking all night with some dude that beat you by five minutes!

For some reason the last few weeks even Sundays have been good, and now at the end of the month lots of girls need theyr rent and many local guys can't afford to go out.

Me when I see a girl I like I buy her a drink, and talk and see if we hit it off. Most of the girls there are not clock-watchers; I do not think I have had one that is it yet. Some of them have kids and need to get home to their babysitter at some stage, other live far from Recoletta (some of them literally hours away) and has arranged for somebody to drive them home at a certain time. It is easy to ask when they have to be home. I have several girl that I have meet there late that told me it would be better if we meet another day so we can have more time, and they have always shoved up.

Last night after the dinner 3 of us went there, we all got something we liked and brought it home. Me I had a girl that left my place 1130 this morning.

Thursday another I meet at NP came to my place 11 in the evening and stayed until noon.

Wednesday I had a third that I meet at New port Sunday out for dinner and a trip to a bar in Palermo and she also stayed until the morning.

I actually had a girl form New port more or less every day on this trip. And one I have never seen before has turned out to be one of my all time favorites.

Back to last night, after reading TL's rant I looked more carful than I normally do. I counted 20 girls I would gladly fuck, and my standard is pretty high (when I am not drunk, hehe, witch I was not).

Are there ugly, old bags there? Sure, but what do I care, I am not going to take them home and they do not bother me. Nobody harass you for drinks, old bags or other.

There is many new girls there and I will definitely say that there are more and better-looking girls there now than it was a few months ago.

And as for DR girls, there is none. I will not speculate in why but a few months ago there where quite a few but now there in none. For me this is a god change.

Stranger[/QUOTE]

You always have something positive to say and you given me ideas. Thanks! PLEASE keep posting. AP needs more about good places, good girls and good times!

I go to bed fairly early-between 11 pm and midnight. Are there any girls at Newpport during the day or in the evening between 8pm and 10pm or am I just out of luck for Newport?

[QUOTE=Miami Bob;421576]You always have something positive to say and you given me ideas. Thanks! PLEASE keep posting. AP needs more about good places, good girls and good times![/QUOTE]But somebody got to do it.

Well Bob, I would love to but you know I spend all my time here mongering, drinking and occasional sleeping. Not much time for reporting!

For me shortlist is;

Beer and afternoon mongering? Orleans (but hard to find pretty girls there).

Want to fuck supermodel-pretty girl for one hour, no hassle? Nuevo estilo.

Anything else; Newport, hehehehe.

Stranger

[QUOTE=Canyon;421577]I go to bed fairly early-between 11 pm and midnight. Are there any girls at Newpport during the day or in the evening between 8pm and 10pm or am I just out of luck for Newport?[/QUOTE]



Went down not one working girl now at 2100, not one
Better go to Cafe Oerleans if you need it that early.

Stranger

I had a fucktatsic time and pulled a bombshell out of there tonight. My 4 year curse has been broken. She is on my favorita list now also! I had a helluva wingman tonight, a fellow monger that is at my level of debauchery.

For those that don't know the back story the Latin chica network in Newport hated me because I posted a photo of a girl and a fellow monger showed her that I posted it. Even being the gatero that I am I could not buy a vowel in Newport till tonight.

What is the current pricing and exit drink stategy? I'm hitting 60 soon and need to plan my pops. Ms mia was the only one to get three out of me in the same day in the last year newport always played a role in my rotation in the past. I guess my paraguya regular are all gone. They were part of the chica mafia that kept breaking your balls.

I met a few wonderful ladies there over the years. Pleasure at a reasonable price could have been the place's moto a few years ago.

GATO-in your opinion-what is newport's current place in the market.

Stranger-what's up guy?

There were a few decent looking women in there. The fucking nasty ass horse face is still there, she has to be 50 by now. There was no exit drink strategy, you just don't have to. I did buy the chica a beer though while we talked. I have been in there the past three nights in a row and I have seen different faces every night. A beer is 60 pesos, what I drink is 90.

I pulled a Brazilian that looks like Uma Thurman in pulp fiction (one of my favorite movies). I could eat my breakfast off her body everyday, outmotherfuckingstanding! I had such a buena onda going that I did not even negotiate until after she had been at my place for a few hours. We ended up in a sweaty heap exhausted so we hopped in the shower and did it again. I ended up paying her 800 pesos to leave. She was worth it!

I am even amazing myself at the quality of girls I'm snagging this trip. The bar has been set high now jajaja!

It was good and I told you she was hot, fuck when she dances in the pole in the mansion it is better than ALL dancers at Madahos and Black!

Epic night!

Bob; I am on my program, hehehe, I will try to post a few posts.

Me and GH might try out some new clubs later this week.

Newport continues it's off and on tradition of episodic excellence-and occassionally being the pits[that bad for you you non-native english speakers

I try to do new clubs, see what is there and I do find other clubs that are good. I do enjoy Hook Nuevo and even Brut. Madehos I like, but the prices there start to get ridicules, they are pricing themselves to ruin in my humble opinion.

Lots of pretty girls in all the mentioned places but for me New Port always works out best.

The reason are simply because the girls there are not working there like in a factory where they have to show up at specific days and times, like all the clubs.

I find the girls there a lot more accommodating, fun and frankly have much better sex with them.

I had several that I have had out for dinner, gone to regular bars with and even spent lazy days and evening at their place eating homemade dinner. I have not managed to get that connection with girls on any of the other clubs.

Stranger

[QUOTE=Gato Hunter;422271]The fucking nasty ass horse face is still there, she has to be 50 by now.[/QUOTE]The one with the sun tattoo around her navel?

Uma thurman sounds nice.

I would never want to look at her navel to find out jaja!

Uma is good, she has awesome tittys, but service may vary depending on how well you get along with her.

[QUOTE=Gato Hunter; 422982]I would never want to look at her navel to find out jaja!

Uma is good, she has awesome tittys, but service may vary depending on how well you get along with her.[/QUOTE]Horse Face gets fucked on a regular basis!

We are talking about the old woman that wears sprayed on white pants?

Every fucking day?

I was with a friend of ours and when we asked her how much she said :

" Oh, let's not talk about money now, let's just have fun!"

HUGE RED FLAG APPEARED!

Mr. Monger, older and tired just threw in the towel against my wishes.

Sure enough!

The moment her fat ass hit the bed she demanded $1000. 00 fucking pesos!

So I was told because I had nothing to do with her.

Mr. Monger said no fucking way but I'll pay you $500. 00 and she took it without blinking a false eyelash!

She is a PIG! I know I can get myself off better than she can.

Anyway, here's the problem:

As long as there are older, maybe tired and maybe drunk Mongers out there someone will always fuck this PIG!

TL.

PS. Was the picture about a crazy Brazilian girl that you would not want on your bad side? She's still pissed about that! Works at Danzon and Kilkenny.

[QUOTE=Gato Hunter; 422982]I would never want to look at her navel to find out jaja!

Uma is good, she has awesome tittys, but service may vary depending on how well you get along with her.[/QUOTE]Horse Face gets fucked on a regular basis!

We are talking about the old woman that wears sprayed on white pants?

Every fucking day?

I was with a friend of ours and when we asked her how much she said :

" Oh, let's not talk about money now, let's just have fun!"

HUGE RED FLAG APPEARED!

Mr. Monger, older and tired just threw in the towel against my wishes.

Sure enough!

The moment her fat ass hit the bed she demanded $1000. 00 fucking pesos!

So I was told because I had nothing to do with her.

Mr. Monger said no fucking way but I'll pay you $500. 00 and she took it without blinking a false eyelash!

She is a PIG! I know I can get myself off better than she can.

Anyway, here's the problem:

As long as there are older, maybe tired and maybe drunk Mongers out there someone will always fuck this PIG!

TL.

PS. Was the picture about a crazy Brazilian girl that you would not want on your bad side? She's still pissed about that! Works at Danzon and Kilkenny.

Are there any cover charges for this club? How much is to take a girl out?

Was there at around 11pm. Very deserted place.

You're going too early!

[QUOTE=RishiYahoo;423625]Was there at around 11pm. Very deserted place.[/QUOTE]You were two hours early

[QUOTE=RishiYahoo;423625]Was there at around 11pm. Very deserted place.[/QUOTE]01:00, before that is wast of time.

Stranger

[QUOTE=RishiYahoo;423601]Are there any cover charges for this club? How much is to take a girl out?[/QUOTE]Shit, how hard can it be?

Stranger

I've been on the straight And narrow, but tonight I wanted to go out, I went to Newport I was immediately spotted by the Brazilian mafia and the Latin chica network engaged, with 5 seconds one of my all time PSE brazilians three her self at me I told her I was all fucked out and I just wanted to smoke a joint and sleep, she saaid OK baby get in my car and let's go back to my place, I did not event think Isaid dale dale! She could not driver worth a fuck so I had her dull over and drove her pice of. Shit car with a blown clutch through Recoleta to her place parked it threw t hr keys at her and thanked god she took me up stairs got in a small box headed me a a big ass joint and told me to get on the massage table I smoked the entree joint through the massage table head hole, when I was done I rolled over and jerked off on her tilttys and rubbed it in really good, she did not shower after and she told me she wha going to crocodillo so some lucky. Dude gets to rub his face in my jizz! Q I walks. The three ebkocks back to the house rather than deal with the piece of shit car with a blown clutch and a really bad Brazilian hooker driver, the night air woke me up e nough to walk back to home bases, now I will sleep.

Stay horny my friends, live the dream, you can Do anything in this town if you know the right person.

Total cost zero pesos.hooker karma paying off Miami bob you know who this was