Cafe Orleans

[QUOTE=Doppelganger;443705]Went in to Orleans today about 14:30 to have a drink and see what was going on this afternoon. Very slim pickings, even the Dominican gang was missing. A few familiar faces. One old chica who has been there for years has lost some weight and does not look as bad as before came over and chatted me up. Told her she looked better which she takes as an invitation to make an offer. This tired old hag who has seen me taking an occasional girl out of there for years did not eve blink when she said $300 dollars!

Thought you guys would get a laugh out of that.

Where do they come up with this sh*t. Only in Argentina.[/QUOTE]Sorry DG, but they have this type of "shit" everywhere in the world.

[QUOTE=Doppelganger;443705]Went in to Orleans today about 14:30 to have a drink and see what was going on this afternoon. Very slim pickings, even the Dominican gang was missing. A few familiar faces. One old chica who has been there for years has lost some weight and does not look as bad as before came over and chatted me up. Told her she looked better which she takes as an invitation to make an offer. This tired old hag who has seen me taking an occasional girl out of there for years did not eve blink when she said $300 dollars!

Thought you guys would get a laugh out of that.

Where do they come up with this sh*t. Only in Argentina.[/QUOTE]I am sure many of you have had a favorite moment at Cafe Orleans. Even in its heyday, I never did pick up from them too many times. Did drop by often, but just to have coffee and window shopping. Usually, I had some massage lady do an outcall at my hotel around 10/11 am after breakfast. That way, I had my fun and could rest for the night classes.

Cafe Orleans, around 2007/2008 when the $ was at 300 pesos. Was there in the early afternoon as usual. Noticed a young fresh blonde among the stingrays & octopuses, dressed in a simple plaid top & jeans. Not a stunner, but why not. Walked over, smiled and sat down. A questioning look from me, and she took out a piece of paper and wrote 150 pesos. Off we went to Las Canitas in a taxi, an afternoon of enthusiastic gymnastics. Told me she was an student in some design school. I felt I had won the lottery.

Did not see her in subsequent visits there.

[QUOTE=RevBS;443708]Cafe Orleans, around 2007/2008 when the $ was at 300 pesos. Was there in the early afternoon as usual. Noticed a young fresh blonde among the stingrays & octopuses, dressed in a simple plaid top & jeans. Not a stunner, but why not. Walked over, smiled and sat down. A questioning look from me, and she took out a piece of paper and wrote 150 pesos. Off we went to Las Canitas in a taxi, an afternoon of enthusiastic gymnastics. Told me she was an student in some design school. I felt I had won the lottery.

Did not see her in subsequent visits there.[/QUOTE]Most good experiencies I have had there are similar to the one you describe, the one off chica who is there for a few weeks, makes a buck and leaves. Those are usually fresh, not saddled with all the quricks of the trade and just trying to have a good time while they make a good income.

[QUOTE==]So last time I was there I stopped by NO just to say high to the waiter I have gotten to know. I have never met anyone there for takeout. Anyway, a super cute girl in tight jeans comes in and sits down. I am thinking luck may have changed and had nothing to do for a couple hours. So I walk over and in my horrible Spanish start asking what her details are at which time she tells me in perfect English that she doesn't speak Spanish and is lost. Could I help her back to her hotel....of course all the other ladies were pissed and telling the waiter she shouldn't be there. Too funny that the only girl I ever wanted to leave with was a tourist!

Have a great weekend,
[/QUOTE]Now that's Funny !

Not as funny as the guy that stopped me on C. Pellegrini around 6pm as I was leaving "X" with one of the Boys .

This Guy says ":

"Hi there!".

I would like to introduce you to these 2 girls that would like to hang-out with you guys . "De Onda!" Means for free , to be cool , et cetera .

And I said :

"Man , that's My job Dude !".

I've got 50 girls that I work with that are also "tour" guides !

The last thing I need is another woman / Chica !

He was floored !

That's the last thing he EVER expected to hear from to Foreign looking , Hawaiian Shirt wearing dudes that just left "X.".

Funny !

TL.

It is an report and hidden camera from Orleans this morning on the TV canal A24.

Would not go there today..

Maybe this place will be closed down now too?

Stranger.

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Kirchner allied government official accused by NGO "La Alameda" of running five "prostibulos" in CABA one of which is apparently Cafe Orleans. Sens and Ness are also named as allegedly owned by the same figure.

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Kirchner allied government official accused by NGO "La Alameda" of running five "prostibulos" in CABA one of which is apparently Cafe Orleans. Sens and Ness are also named as allegedly owned by the same figure.[/QUOTE]I heard years ago that the same guy owned Cutty Sark.

[QUOTE=ElPerro;444694]I heard years ago that the same guy owned Cutty Sark.[/QUOTE]What's next now, New Port?

[QUOTE=PickCherry12;444720]What's next now, New Port?[/QUOTE]The "SHOCKING" undercover video at Orleans discovered a woman who offered sex for money - who knew? - so Orleans will probably be closed. Orleans is owned by a counsel woman whose family also owns two other "questionable" boliches Ness and Sens, so expect those also to be closed soon.

Hook, New Port ?? Who knows but they could be next. Hey. It's an election year.

[QUOTE=JamesBond69;444731]The "SHOCKING" undercover video at Orleans discovered a woman who offered sex for money - who knew? - so Orleans will probably be closed. Orleans is owned by a counsel woman whose family also owns two other "questionable" boliches Ness and Sens, so expect those also to be closed soon.

Hook, New Port ?? Who knows but they could be next. Hey. It's an election year.[/QUOTE]I don't get it. I thought that prostitution was legal in Argentina although pimping is illegal. I don't see how Orleans could be accused of pimping. What law has Orleans violated.

Bob.

[QUOTE=AllIWantIsLove;444734]I don't get it. I thought that prostitution was legal in Argentina although pimping is illegal. I don't see how Orleans could be accused of pimping. What law has Orleans violated.

Bob.[/QUOTE]Could be "Facilitation.".

TL.

I would not know anything about that though .

The clubs are closing at a fast clip. First the "elite" Recoleta clubs and then the boliches - Cattos, Cafe Orleans.

The way it is going only a few fly by night privados and internet "blind date" sites will remain. I doubt it will ever go back to the way it was, at least not for awhile.

[QUOTE=JamesBond69;444737]The clubs are closing at a fast clip. First the "elite" Recoleta clubs and then the boliches - Cattos, Cafe Orleans.

The way it is going only a few fly by night privados and internet "blind date" sites will remain. I doubt it will ever go back to the way it was, at least not for awhile.[/QUOTE]If we get rid of the FPV in the next election it might be sooner then one thinks!!! :-).

[QUOTE=JamesBond69;444737]The clubs are closing at a fast clip. First the "elite" Recoleta clubs and then the boliches - Cattos, Cafe Orleans.

The way it is going only a few fly by night privados and internet "blind date" sites will remain. I doubt it will ever go back to the way it was, at least not for awhile.[/QUOTE]I expect that the more prudent and well run "massage" places will remain and the many internet girls as well. The clear prevailing mentality however is to close boliches and anything that looks like "obvious" prostitution. I can't see the election changing that mentality much. Its hard to put that prudish cat back in the bag once it gets out. Not politically feasible these days.

Add in the fact that with the closing of boliches it gives real estate developers the opportunity to grease hands that need greasing and come in with offers to renovate/build in the old spots. We've been seeing that the world over for years.

Vanesa my friend is the best!! She is in Cafe Orleans during the day. I met her and we enjoyed!!

I walked by Cafe Orleans today. It was open but empty of the usual clientele. In the window there were handwritten signs promoting low prices on salads, chicken and meat dishes, etc.

Apparently they have adopted a new business model. They are only going to sell food and drink going forward. I wish them the best:-).

[QUOTE=JamesBond69;444814]I walked by Cafe Orleans today. It was open but empty of the usual clientele. In the window there were handwritten signs promoting low prices on salads, chicken and meat dishes, etc.

Apparently they have adopted a new business model. They are only going to sell food and drink going forward. I wish them the best:-).[/QUOTE]I remember Cafe Orleans of 20 years ago. My office was on San Martin and my apartment was on Juncal and Esmeralda so I would stop off on my way home from the office.

Much of the time you were lucky to find a seat and the place would be loaded with 8's or better.

That was also the time when getting dollars into Argentina was just stopping off at an ATM. I averaged 10,000 dollars a month with no fees.

Don B.

Been there a few times this trip, after place got busted. No chicas during the day, they show up after five and they are only 3 or 4. No Dominacans, I think a lot of them were illegal aliens and were deported.

There is one really good one named Maria also uses name Euge. She said she posted a few years ago, but got a lot of negative comments from people she never meant. Looked up old posts, some have been deleted, I am not sure what issues were. There are some pictures of her. Today her hair is not as dark and looks a tad older.

However, she is a dynamo in bed, speaks English, good bbbj, I think she is pretty good looking, and up for anything, except no cola.

Price: started at 2000p, I said no, offered 1000, ten minutes later came back said ok, worked deal for more time and more money. At first she wanted money up front, after being burned on prior ocassions, said no. A little tense came to agreement, from there things went great. Had second session, did not ask for money up front, had a great time.

I would recommend, Price 1000-2000 depending on her mood and how businesses is going (like all the chicas, I suppose). I have her number not sure if it proper to post.

I walked by Cafe Orleans today around 3 pm, just for old time's sake. It was totally empty. RIP Cafe Orleans, another monger destination hits the dust.

In the last few days the girls from Orleans and there are only four, are hanging out at the restaurant across the street with the outdoor dining. (It is a regular restaurant with normal customers, food is not bad, and prices are pretty good). Today I saw them there around 1:00 and again when i walked by at 8:30. Just be careful you do not proposition a secretary on a her lunch break or a girl waiting for her boyfriend, that could go super bad, super fast.

Cafe Orleans is only 2 blocks from my apartment so it is easy to look in on.

On 2 occasions there has been 1 girl and 1 potential buyer, me, in the place.

Both times 3000 pesos was the asking price.

First time, Diana, I would not have been interested at 800.

Second time, Maria, came down to 1200 but not 1500 for 2 hours.

Both girls did speak English.

They seem to think that the limited supply there justifies their price.

The demand went elsewhere.

One other girl spotted there, tall English speaking girl from Ecuador, if I remember correctly.

She has been around for years, did her 5 or 6 years ago and would not repeat.

Girl on internet quoted 1200 for 1 hour, 3000 for 2. May be good in bed but failed math.

Don B.

I first went to Café Orleans in Mid April and got there around 9:00PM. It looked dirty, and there were about four chicas there, none better than a 6, at best. Was not impressed. As I went by there today while going to lunch, there were no girls, but the place actually looked cleaner and neater. Maybe the ambiance changes throughout the day. I don't think I am interested in the girls at 2000 pesos as mentioned by Don B., but am not sure what my options are.

I walked by yesterday afternoon and there was NO ONE in the place.

Saw 1 provider in the cafe over the street.

She was, I would say, late 30s to early 40s with a rather nice, but probably enhanced body but a rather hard face.

No one approached her while I was there.

Hotman.

[QUOTE=Hotman666;444961]I walked by yesterday afternoon and there was NO ONE in the place.

Saw 1 provider in the cafe over the street.

She was, I would say, late 30s to early 40s with a rather nice, but probably enhanced body but a rather hard face.

No one approached her while I was there.

Hotman.[/QUOTE]I received a message from one of the chicas who works at Cafe Orleans, Her name is Paula and she told me they kicked all the chicas out of there.

Now she has to work solo and she was asking me when I was coming back to BsAs.

[QUOTE=Gerente;445349]I received a message from one of the chicas who works at Cafe Orleans, Her name is Paula and she told me they kicked all the chicas out of there.

Now she has to work solo and she was asking me when I was coming back to BsAs.[/QUOTE]Seems like closing the bars might be the cure for GPS, lots of guys getting lots of "when can I see you messages".

Maybe, closing of all the day and night mongering spots act as a boon for long term mongers of BA, then.

[QUOTE=Member#3320;445358]Maybe, closing of all the day and night mongering spots act as a boon for long term mongers of BA, then.[/QUOTE]The marginal buyer for nightclub chica services is no longer the drunken tourist or the business man who has all his expenses paid. The nightclub chicas no longer have easy access to these guys. They are now in competition with the 600 P privado chicas.

[QUOTE=BigBossMan;445359]The marginal buyer for nightclub chica services is no longer the drunken tourist or the business man who has all his expenses paid. The nightclub chicas no longer have easy access to these guys. They are now in competition with the 600 P privado chicas.[/QUOTE]Oh, so the privados haven't been raided yet?

[QUOTE=PickCherry12;445363]Oh, so the privados haven't been raided yet?[/QUOTE]The really big privados got shut down ages ago. There are very few places left you can see a line up.

[QUOTE=BigBossMan;445359]The marginal buyer for nightclub chica services is no longer the drunken tourist or the business man who has all his expenses paid. The nightclub chicas no longer have easy access to these guys. They are now in competition with the 600 P privado chicas.[/QUOTE]Under perfect competition, price equals marginal cost (where marginal cost is rising) and pussy has no marginal cost (a sociology prof of mine, a woman, once said in class that "pussy is the only thing you can give away and still have"), so maybe pussy will be free pretty soon.

[QUOTE=DaddyRulz;445364]The really big privados got shut down ages ago. There are very few places left you can see a line up.[/QUOTE]The statement still holds true, girls who want to work and are still willing to give pussy for $$ are doing so by advertising themselves in other webpages like selfie escorts where most are on the 500-700 peso range.

Is this place still open... It got the dreaded red tape treatment in May but not sure of its status since then.... Aghhh the old days.

Maz.

[QUOTE=Maxuk;446122]Is this place still open... It got the dreaded red tape treatment in May but not sure of its status since then.... Aghhh the old days.

Maz.[/QUOTE]Billboards bolted to the doors, this place is as closed as a place gets.

For sure this place is closed !
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Looks like the puta business in Bs As has been completely busted...

[QUOTE=FunPete;446558]For sure this place is closed !
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[QUOTE=LukeSkywalker;446641]Looks like the puta business in Bs As has been completely busted...[/QUOTE]While it is not "completely busted" the powers that be are trying to minimize it!

Are you trying to say that it has re-opened?

[QUOTE=KamBroob;450816]Good to see a fair few Zeds in attendance despite the cool weather and catch up with those who i spoke to. Catch yer out an about during the year.[/QUOTE]

Great place. I'd love to return as soon as I can.

Was Open in 2006.

[QUOTE=MaraNyx;460442]Great place. I'd love to return as soon as I can.[/QUOTE]