2004 Reports - Edited

Stowe: Magnificent Report

Dickhead: Take 2 aspirins and call me in the morning

We all have bad hair days but I've had a bad fuck week. It's probably an attitude thing. I've been looking for that perfect woman for 12 weeks now.
You know the one I mean; gorgeous, hard bodied, nymphomaniac who just inherited a million dollars and a pub, is mute, and worships the ground your seeds fall on kinda girl.

I'm afraid I've had the best and don't want to recognize it. I am on a quest for that impossible dream. Aristotle said happiness was the achievement of successively more difficult goals on the road to that ultimate (unachieveable) goal. Time for a reality check. I'm going to fall off that ladder and start all over again.

I studied the Clarin classifieds looking for the raunchiest value meals I could find. I started in the 20 peso and under price range. I new these were teasers just to get you to call but thought I may come up with some interesting ones. I gleaned a list of eight which were well under my 100 peso budget. I chose one close to me which read as follows:

Carol 22 95-60-90 Bucal s/ globo depilada 1/2 hr 15p

I had been to a few of these low end places in the past and went prepared for the worst; condoms, lube, anticeptic wipes, toilet paper, and only 60 pesos spread in 3 different pockets.

The madame was standing in the doorway to the house and asked me what I was looking for. I told her the number, she smiled and ushered me upstairs. It's a house with a business downstairs. There appears to be about 4 bedrooms. I asked for Carol knowing Carol did not exist. Carol was off today.I asked about the Bucal sin globo. That's between you and the girls. The 15 peso advertised special is a covered blow job. If I want 1 hour of sexo completo it's 40 pesos. Condoms 2 pesos each. Bring on the girls.

Five Paraguayans were presented, none less than 25 years old. They were all average looks (4 to 5) and builds (no spinners and no fatties) and all very unenthusiastic. I chose Claudia about 28. She started working the Monday after Christmas. Tried in vain to get her to smile. Lavished her with false compliments. Got nowhere. No kissing, covered BJ, and even tried to fake that by sticking her ass in my face so I couldn´t see her rubbing my dick on her cheek instead of sucking.

I had a difficult time staying hard and ended up pounding her missionary while she stared at the ceiling and looked at her watch. Obviously these low end girls don't get the benfit of the theatrical education the 100 peso girls excell at. Perhaps someone fluent in Spanish would do better. I will not repeat.

But I have not had enough of this self abuse. I will continue my pennance tomorrow. To wit:

ACA bucal completo Patricia 23 tomo todo 20p 1/2 hr

BTW, if any of you dare to go where no gringo has gone before, I'd be happy to share my list of untried addresses.

Stowe and Norman. Nice reports! Always nice to have reports with good details.

OK....If you agree to keep posting I will paypal you P150 for a decent session from the estalishment of your choice! Anyone else?!

That should help out the old budget! (Could I get a tax write off? LOL)

[QUOTE=Carpediem]

Looking forward to Alexia's visit in few minutes.[/QUOTE]Love quoting myself! Well, one should always be ready for suprises... Alexia apparently figured that it's ok to send me Bany instead, of course without letting me know first. I must sound real dum when trying to speak Spanish!

However, no complaints there. Bany is a nice girls and we had a good time. Great sex. Very enjoyable.

I’m with One Tree Hill on this. I second the motion to paypal you AR$150 !! Your input is too valuable to end like this.

I had to postpone my December visit in lieu of Havana for “personal” reasons, and so I’m trying for A march visit… I would consider it an honor to monger with you. Will you not reconsider?

Regards, Havanaman

[QUOTE=Havanaman]I’m with One Tree Hill on this. I second the motion to paypal you AR$150 !! Your input is too valuable to end like this.[/QUOTE]

He didn't mention money being an issue. Maybe he's fallen in love?

Jaimito reality check, Dickhead remember :)

Here are some experiences which I thought I would share with the forum.

Afternoon.

Paulita - from platynum - beautiful body, as reported earlier. Similarities stop there though. She tried with 300 $ per hour, we agreed on 200 $. Very professional performance; she provided some services which are difficult to find even in BA. Mostly CBJ though. She left ahead of time. Basically, if you are into great, great boobs and cute little pussy, go for it. Little or no english.
Btw, she fixed her teeth :)

Evening.

Visited Catto after dinner with couple of mongers from the forum. There were plenty of girls there, to the degree that soon I was left as a last one sitting. Mira, short very cute girl from Paraguay joined... I wasn't really sure about her, but decided to follow my instinct and setup 1.5 hour appointment. $150 + drinks. It turned out to be very good experience, with some very enthusiastic sex, bbbj and facial. She is a very friendly girl, recommended. No english.

Next Afternoon.

Here I decided to explore some platynum girls I haven't seen mentioned in this forum, so to increase our collective knowledge... Setup an appointment with Agosthina. Beatiful face, nice set of tities, long dark hear. She told me she was 30 or so, but if she told me she was 23 I would have believed. Performance was a bit mechanical, although it included DFK, and some enthusiastic sex. CBJ though. My feeling was she wasn't much into it, so YMMV. 200$ per hour. Little or no english.

Jaimito and I were discussing the use of presents on the Costa Rica board, following my Christmas trip there. I also wanted to share it here with my friends who frequent Argentina.

[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]Also around Christmas, I'll bring some small wrapped gifts (lipsticks, small perfume bottles, etc) with me, and give them girls I like. You get some great responses from these.

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I agree with Jaimito that bringing presents can go a long ways. Probably the single best thing you can EVER do to assure a good time.

Actually, the presents are a much better motivator than money, which is expected by the girl. She feels that she already deserves the money just for showing up.

But these presents are a special bonus, which she can only earn with a great performance.

Of course, there is no reason not to offer the gifts year round, also.

First, they help me when I negotiate with the girls. I can stick by my original offer, while slipping her an 88 cent lipstick from my pocket. I promise that she can select one, two, or even three more "regalos" (presents) when we are finished, depending on how much I like her performance.

"You are very good aren't you? You will do everything I ask and make me feel wonderful, won't you?"

"Of course! So I am sure that you will earn all THREE presents!"

Upon entering, she sees that everything is out on display. I let her feel the merchandise and smell the leather, so to speak. I remind her that she can select three if she really, really pleases me.

I let her eat some nuts, or chocolates from the candy jar. Plus, I have her put a pack of gum and snack size Hershey bar in her purse for each of her kids, BEFORE the session starts. Just to establish how generous I really am.

Then we're off to bed.

Attached is a photo of the spread I had laid out. I bought everything cheap at Walmart. The perfume was 3 bottles for $7.88, less than $3 each. The make-up kits were $2.88. Lipsticks, nail polishes, boxes of Russell Stover chocolates, toothbrushes all were just 88 cents. Breath strips 3 for $2.48. Gum 20 cents a pack.

Any dental hygiene product goes over huge wherever I have been, including Europe. For some reason people believe that Americans make the best toothbrushes in the world.

I would love to learn which items others have found useful.

I wish I had brought a LOT more coloring books! They were all selected immediately, as the chicas were excited they could take something special home to their kids.

Sometimes they can be bought 2 for $1, but even at $2 they are real killers. Check at the dollar store. Try to find coloring books with American icons such as Barbie, Disney characters, or Sponge Bob. These go over huge.

For an additional benefit, I like to return to the club with her, and stand by her side while she shows off to her chica friends all the things that I just gave her.

Even if I am done taking anyone out for the night, the other girls will be sure to remember when they see me return tomorrow...

Calculate how much you are spending on airfare, hotels, food, chicas, etc. Then consider what an extra $50 spent on trinkets can do to encourage the girls to turn in some of the most motivated performances of their lives.

It gives you an awful lot of leverage for just a little bit more investment.

You can see how foolhardy it would be to ever come empty handed!

DB

Dodger Bulldog

I’m in 100% agreement with you regarding presents. Over the years this has proved to be one of the “must-do” preps of any trip. In fact I can emphasize the importance by sharing that in Cuba I have managed to monger for “free” with the use of a few dollars worth of regalos. It works every time. As a matter of fact, when I make contact with and meet regular chicas over the net, I always take a nice selection of presents.

You have taken the idea to new heights with returning to the clubs with the chica and also with showing the goods before the session. For me the very best idea is your use of the colouring books for the kids: outstanding idea Thank you!

When one goes through the financial math of the trip, it makes perfect sense to spend a few dollars more with your idea to gain better service.

Regards, Havanaman

The Internet girls use many names, and, I suspect, they change the names they use frequently. Also, we get confused about whether Cary is a misspelling of Cari or maybe Carie or whatever. But they use fewer phone numbers, and I don't think that it would be so easy to change a phone number. Also numbers aren't accented. And numbers make it possible to detect girls which work together and therefore might try a bait and switch.

So I suggest that we use phone numbers in our reports. To aid searchability we should adopt some standards. I suggest that 1) we use local BA (not the international) version of the number; 2) supply all numbers for girls who use more than one; and 3) use the xxxx-xxxx format for land lines and 15-xxxx-xxxx format for cell phone numbers.

What do you think?

Bob

I also bring unique presents for the ladies which they love immensely, however what Dodger Bulldog has done is even better. Coloring books and candy for the kids, etc.

Excellent idea-thanks...

Stowe

I haven't read the BA section in a while. I was surprised to see Dickhead saying he wouldn't post anymore. Maybe he has fallen in love? Honestly though hobbying week after week here gets old after you live here a while (not to mention DAMN expensive. Maybe he has found someone special. Afterall, even Jackson is getting married. Heck, even I am thinking about settling down with one of the girls I used to date seriously. If that happens and she moves in with me, I won't post anymore either. No matter the reason, I wish you the best of luck Dickhead.


Also, I know this has nothing to do with Buenos Aires but one of the dudes I met in one of many many adventures films pornos in Prague. I'm talking hottie porn stars. He is filming a movie and is looking for American and Canadian guys. Since he knows I have met a ton of guys he asked me to ask the people that I have met that might be in Prague. His email to me is below:

"American and Canadian men in Prague or coming to Prague, here is your chance to become a porn star! Really!

I am shooting “American Sex parties” in Prague every week, so I need American/Canadian men 18- 40ish and you got to have the accent that sounds US or Canadian (we are making everything look and sound like the good old US).

Here is how it would break down:


Step one: You’re just an extra in the background of sex party scene.


Step two: Assuming your cool with girls and my production crew, you go see the porno biz doctor and get your full STD/HIV tests, you then sign a model release and then your in your first movie and will be paid, probably starting with a BJ scene.


Step Three: If star is born, your good and you enjoy the work, you will be shagging 4-5 hotties a week and getting paid for it. Sounds Simple right. I am not going to lie to you, its not as easy as it looks, main issue is not looks although you gotta be in healthy shape, its keeping a hard dick for about an hour with 6 other people in the room.


If you’re interested and will be in Prague from Jan 14 to May 14."

I have met many of you over the years. If I have met you in person and you feel we got along ok, PM me if you meet the criteria above and are interested. I will refer you to him.

Good luck all.

They never forget.

Much has been written on the various boards about the immense capacity of the female mind, and how they never forget anything. We have all experienced their expansive memory in various ways, and just recently I was at the receiving end of the accuracy and capacity of a woman I care for a lot. The names given are not the girls’ real names or professional names.

We have to go back a year, to when I had just met Sue. Immediately being attracted to her, but not wanting to jump into anything long term just yet, I gave her a wide berth for a few weeks. In between seeing her again, plans had already been made for a dinner date with another girl, Cathy, a non-pro. We had a large group that night at dinner, and at the dinner was Sue’s best friend, Patty, who was with one of my co-workers. I had known Cathy for about 4 years, but outside of being good friends, and helping her from time to time, that was it. I knew that Patty would get the word back to Sue about the night’s events, but I really did not care so much as the dinner had been pre-planned well before Sue had come into my life. Shortly after that, Cathy took a job elsewhere, and left town.

Having fun with a few other girls, my mind kept coming back to Sue. One day out of the clear blue, an email came from her, and after a few weeks time, we were together again. As the time together became more frequent, I was so taken by her that I did not really want to see anyone else, and wanted to devote my entire time and effort to her happiness. It dropped very quickly from an hourly rate to one of just giving of one’s self to the other. Helping her with her living expenses, her child’s school, her needs, was a lot more satisfying that paying an hourly rate and she became a very close friend. This grew exponentially over time.

One day while walking with Sue, my cell phone rang, and it was Cathy. She was back in town, and just called to say hi, and to ask for some things through my work, that I was unable to give her any more. I politely explained that I was unable to see her, and was unable to help her any more with work related items. She seemed upset, and kept asking, and each time I declined her. Sue didn’t have to ask, but the question mark on her face was unmistakable. So I explained the situation truthfully, and left it at that. The next day, Cathy called one of my co-workers at the hotel, and also called Patty, who she knew was dating one of my co-workers. Cathy had called Patty to see if her boyfriend could help her out. I was livid when I heard about this, and called Cathy up and told her to leave my co-workers out of it, and never to ask again from me or anyone else. We went back and forth with this, and it dropped.

Sue and Patty had their differences, and they stopped being friends. As time went on, Sue and I really started to become close, and things just got better. She gave me complete freedom to see who I wanted, but there was no desire on my part to see anyone else when I was in town. Once when she was out of town, I had a couple of flings with some girls listed on various websites, but that was just that, a fling, with no strings attached, and no involvement of a personal nature. I had taken some photos and videos of one of the girls, and sent them to her via FedEx. While watching the tracking of the package, I noticed that it could not be delivered, and was just sitting in the office. I called her and she said she had received it, but the tracking said different. I got Sue to translate for me on a conversation with her, and found out that her version of the package being delivered was that she knew that it was in the office and that she would pick it up at her leisure. Sue was a bit distraught over this conversation, but I let it go as it was only a package as far as she knew, and I had no intention of seeing the escort girl again outside of some casual fun.

One of the escort girls had brought a friend one day, and it turned out that I had known her friend a few years ago, when she had really small breasts. She had had some enhancements done, and was absolutely gorgeous now, and the breasts felt quite nice. It was this girl I had in mind when Sue started talking about getting some enhancements done, and so I showed her some “before” photos and recent photos of her posted on the website. Sue was impressed enough to want to have her come over so that she could take a look, and see if that was what she wanted, and also to find out about the doctor that was used. Because of timing and other events, this visit was never accomplished, but now Sue knew one of the girls that I had seen in her absence. Yet she was very nonchalant about it, and ignored it as she seemed very secure in our relationship, or so I thought.

One day while having lunch together, we were both talking about how we had been together for almost a year. Mentioning that I really did not want to see anyone else, brought the response from her, “But you have.” Knowing that I could not deny it, I just acknowledged it and said it was nothing, just fun, and had no personal meaning. Then the missiles really started flying:

“You paid her more money than me for her visit.” My response was that I paid her the same. She then told me how much I paid her each visit initially, and said that it was lower than I paid this girl. It did not matter that I have given her help with appliances for her home, helped her with her child’s school tuition, helped her get a new apartment, etc. I was guilty because I paid the escort more than her.

“Patty told me that you had bought a lot of things for Cathy, given her vast sums of money and other gifts.” I told her to just consider the source, and it was nothing but a bunch of lies. That was true, but I had to go into detail with her about my involvement with Cathy to show that we were just friends for a few years and nothing more. This was from information that she heard over a year ago.

“You sent a FedEx package to one girl, and one to me. Maybe you sent a bigger package to her than you did me.” It never ends. I had sent Sue a group of items that she could use around the apartment, useful things, small tools and the like. I had sent the escort girl a CD, so now I had to convince Sue that it was nothing.

I really started to get mad at her for all of this, as she was my number one girl in town, and I really do want to keep her close to me. I told her that if she wanted to go back to an hourly rate, our relationship was over, as I had no intention of talking about money and comparing the value of events in the past. I was serious about this, but the look in her eyes and on her face told me that she did not want this to end, but just to be reassured that she was number one. The fact that she was near her time of the month did not help either. We have talked about this since then, and have become closer understanding each other a bit more. Time has healed the wounds, but I’m sure the events will never be erased from the memory banks.

This has been a bit long, but I just wanted to bring forward an example as to how the chicas never forget anything, especially when it concerns a personal relationship.

Take care, and enjoy the life.

Moondog

A very distinguished former poster to this board (now lurker) PM'd me Friday night to let me know he had just fucked my future ex wife to be. He then added salt to my bleeding heart by informing me that 429 Maipu would be closed until February 10 for vacation. I was devastated.

This was an ethical dilema of monumental proportions. I had not only proposed marriage to Vicki, but also Daniella, Valaeria, and Lillian. After my week of sleazing in 20 peso apartments and a stop in the hospital emergency room for an alergic reaction to bed bugs, I had decided to make 429 Maipu my permanent headquarters. This week was to be finals week. Next week I would announce my official future ex wife to be. How could I reconcile this?

There was still hope. Vicki moonlighted Saturdays at 921 Suipacha. Maybe she made the full time switch? Anyway, Suipacha is thusfar my 2nd favorite apartment and I could live with naming my next future ex wife to be there.

I made haste there this morning arriving at 11:55. I carefully querried Monica about the girls working day shift and night shift by name. No mention was made of Vicki but that means nothing in this business as they have so many pseudo names. I have only been to Suipacha one night and that was the Saturday Vicki was off from Maipu. Monica said there are now four girls normally during the day and three at night.

Four girls were introduced. I had done and reviwed 3 of them: 2 very redoable and one reject. And a new one named Anna. She started a week ago Monday. 26 years old, 5' 8" tall, slender, 115 lbs, nice breasts ( long and narrow with large nipples) the type that have obviously nursed. A few streach markes evoked my question of how many children? One five year old daughter. Her parents are from Galecia. I said that explains your height and beautiful features. Your are Celtic. So am I. We hit it off.

And get this one: She's on summer break working her way through the university. Yah, yha, yah, they all have a story. She's a third year English major and can prove it. She speaks perfect Queen's English. Eureka! This was the first of thirty some odd girls who could only say: no, more money, and good bye. A definite contender in the future ex to be contest.

Allowed kissing but not DFK (first date). Tounge teaser to get me hard. I asked for uncovered blow and she denied but promised I wouldn´t be disappointed covered (first date only). I was not disappointed and in fact had her finish it that way. She enjoys 69 but prefers doggie.

Face 6; body 8; attitude 10; performance 6 ( when she DFK's and blows me uncovered like she did covered, performance will raise to 9 or 10 for CIM). Anna gets a chance to redeem herself and stays in the contest.