Black

[QUOTE=Rockin Bob]Look, I got the cab because I was going to Madahos![/QUOTE]Black, Shampoo and Madaho's are all within 5 blocks of each other. Good thing you took the taxi, you didn't want to stroke out on the sidewalk.

You haven't been hanging out at Grant's with Jaimito, have you? :D

Well, maybe you don't need a tin hat. I'm amazed your post has survived without anyone noting that you're out of your mind to be paying U$200 here and think it's a deal.

You need serious help, re-programming I think the Communists used to call it. A few nights under the guidance of Jackson or DH or Dave. This board exists for multiple reasons now but it's always been about how to find the chicas and how to keep from fucking things up by over paying them.

You can go to Blacks and find fine looking girls who will quote you prices in U$, this is not a good sign. You'll also find girls there who will speak english and quote even higher prices because they know there are guys coming there who are staying at the Alvear or the Four Seasons and who are accustomed to getting rolled for those numbers. But you can go to Madahos for example and find similiar quality, if the prom queen is your thing, and negociate for 200 pesos.

The local economy is in pesos which is 3.10 to the U$, even better for Euros. Think it over, 200 pesos is still a lot here, do some research once you get here and try not to muck it up for the rest of us. Unless throwing a lot of money at girls is part of what turns you on, in which case please - go to Black, where "there's some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meetchu".

Thanks for the good advice Bacchus,

I'm starting to get that things are different at these clubs in BA than in Europe and I also get that they are much cheaper, and no I don't like to throw money around at chicks, But as I said I'm coming from a place where you either have a steady or you pay and if you want to pay its expensive.

Don't trip though man, I'm not going to try to mess it up for anyone, but I see it's a different game there and it will take time to learn, but badboy ain't no simp bro, I just want hot chicks at a good price and if $200Ar is reasonable than I'm all over it. I'm planning on squeezing every ounce of pussy outta my newly converted pesos. I want to try Black and Madahos and also some internet hotties I've seen.

Thanks for letting me know what I should be paying at Black.

$200Ar take it or leave it ***** hehe,

Its all good, thanks for the friendly info bud,

See all you fellow punters in BA soon.

The Bad One

Black on Wed night (2:30) was crowded. I'd not been there since long time, and the place doesn't stand to the level I used to see there.

Found many well known chics. Some of them I've been with some 20 years ago.

The dancers are good, and they offer a good show too.

Cover $40. I really liked only one tall blonde but she left before I could get at her. Anyway, I don't see why to pay so much for these girls, that are not very different from those at Nuevo Estilo.

Enjoy

"Anyway, I don't see why to pay so much for these girls, that are not very different from those at Nuevo Estilo."

Good insight. If more travelers took this approach we would all save lots of money.

Then again there seems to be an Argentine process of raising prices when demand is down to make up for lost business!

Was really looking forward to seeing the 'playboy bunnies' - after the kennel-churn of Orleans and a few of the apt brothels.

I even had my playboy-bunny-money all counted out, and ready to roll.

Black's is - black. An okay space, but when I went (midnight or so) it was me, two glum guys and about 30 chicas who stared at me from 8 feet away.

I was SO unimpressed with the quality of looks, sorry to say - cause I was really looking forward to them, I didn't exactly find the blonde pinup stretched out on the polar-bear rug next to the roaring fire.

Instead just the same lineup. Overall I felt the girls were a little bit better put together - but that could have been because I'd just paid a bundle for my glass of champange and 'enter here all who dare' fee.

I think the top 5% of the triangle looked just as good for half price (or more)

All this is my personal opinion - but so far I really prefer the girls at Madahos - some are virtual bunnies for sure. But I'd skip Black.

In the spirit of General Buck Turgidson in "Dr. Strangelove," I'd hate to make a judgement before all the facts are in, but if Black on the Friday night at midnight that I went was in any remote sense representative of the club scene, then those of you who extol the clubs so much can take that entire scene and shove it up your collective asses.

That place and that scene were, in my mind, fucked up beyond belief.

It wasn't just packed with ugly chicas, it was fucking [i]infested[/i] with ugly chicas. Wall to wall ugly chicas. God they were ugly. Ugly, and with fake smiles glued to their ugly faces. Ugh. Watching them all [b]TRY[/b] to writhe to the equally fucked up bad disco music -- music I thought was outlawed by the Geneva Conventions years ago -- was like watching dying fish flop around the bottom of a row boat. There was not one chica there I would have fucked with your dick. Any of your dicks.

The entire thing was as if Fellini had made "Satyricon" while being simultaneously dosed with bad LSD and food poisoning.

The only conceivable use for that place that I could see would be for a boys night out; a little group debauchery or whatever to bond with the buddies.

And it's not as though I've never been involved with the public auctioneering of sex. I've spent time hanging out on Baltimore's Block, prowling the streets and canals of Amsterdam, exploring Frankfurt's Eros Houses, and enjoying long evenings in San Juan's famous Black Angus whorehouse. I generally enjoy a good public sex market. But this was just plain shitty.

The only -- and I stress, ONLY -- redeeming feature of the visit was one of the dancers. She had a world-class ass. I mean [b][i]World Class[/i][/b]. It was an ass of the sort I routinely have with some fava beans and a good chianti. Fortunately, that ass was one of the last things I saw before I left, and it sort of lingered in my memory until I went to sleep.

But other than that, it was a total fucking waste.

I can't believe I paid 40 pesos for one beer, shitty music, and the worst visuals I've probably ever seen.

Quit pussyfooting around and tell us how you [b]really[/b] feel about the place.

I don't know how it may be on average as I have only been there once, which was a few weeks ago, but most of the girls the night I was there were the best I have seen in any club in Argentina. I left with an absolutely gorgeous girl, who spoke English, looked like the girl next door fantasy and dressed classy. Model quality. So, it definitely must vary from time to time. Not the place I would normally frequent. Forget about the over charging chicas, I can't get over the drink prices. I guess I am just spoiled with everything else BA has to offer.

Straylight was there at midnight. Too early, though his post was funny (anybody who can reference the Los Bravos tune is ok with me). I have been to Black only a few times, but midnight in a Recoleta club (and probably most clubs) is way too early to get a feel for the chica quality.

Well Arroz Con Sueño said he saw 30 chicas there, and that is a pretty large sample size. Maybe it was Pig Night. I did notice that Stray Light was there on a holiday weekend which could be a factor.

I have yet to set foot in the place.

You guys all stay away from Black. I'm coming down in September, and if I see any you in there I'm going to report on the forum so everybody knows about it.

Tonight - against my better judgement. I was trying to find a tango bar (of all places) and ended up in the neighboorhood.

12:30, dead, pigs with lipstick.

I will never go back to black - simple as that.

I've always wondered about this board - so often the pics guys post - you have to admit - they look like gals you should put on an 'avoid at all costs' poster - or someone you might end up with after WAY too much drink (and never admit to the next day)

I thought - wow, these are just old guys posting pics of their butt-ugly GF, cause that's all their money can pull. In actuality it seems they're all the ugly pics of the girls from Black. Ewww.

Madahos at least had some hotter action - but they were the same frigging girls from last week - and I'm sure they'll be there next year.

Just not my scene.

;)

Although I do listen to good advice, I ended up going to Black a few nights ago. It was packed with women - and very few guys. I noticed several very attractive girls, and the majority were above interesting. Many of them (apparently) were non-pros that wanted some eventual action.

I noticed a pretty blonde, Abril. She's tall, blue-green eyes, about 20/21, kind of shy (or reserved). She was with a couple of girls, sometimes dancing at the darker part of the dance floor and never approached or tried to catch the attention of any guy. I was told that she would be a "frequent flyer" at Black. Has anyone been with her?

BTW, I didn't go out with any of them that night, as I already had made arrangements for later on (it was a brief stop).

I left with a good impression. Was I lucky to find the house packed with 7s and upwards?

Robert,

Was she kind of Paris Hilton looking? If so, she has been there a at least 3 or 4 years now.