American Politics during the Obama Presidency

[QUOTE=Toymann;413092]I jumped in just before my buddy, steaming mad, was about to apply the Montana Love. [/QUOTE]Montana Love?

Doesn't that involve sheep?

ROTFLMAO!

Jackson

[QUOTE=Toymann;413092]my buddy was about to show him some love, Montana style...In Montana the guy who throws the first punch wins 95% of these type encounters.[/quote]There is a reason why you stay on the river when fishing in Montana (I. E. Not wandering around the countryside on what might be some Montanan's property. Shoot first, ask questions later.

Montana is the home of some big balls and the host of an annual "Testicle Festival"

[QUOTE=Toymann; 413092]I will be back in BA the last week of March, first two weeks of April for my usual trip. I never share chicas with wild-ass liberal [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue].

They always try to stiff the girls over 50 pesos just like that [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] canadian attorney that tried to hagle with Jackson over the monger dinner cost (after the fact) a couple weeks ago because he was a vegan! Talk about a serial antagonist, if I hadn't stepped in at the last moment my buddy was about to show him some love, Montana style. LOL. This normally might have involved an incident that would have been a first for the monger dinner. Somewhat of a messy affair. In Montana the guy who throws the first punch wins 95% of these type encounters. My buddy was raised there and lives by this mantra. The [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] continually antagonized my chum for the better part of two hours at the dinner table. His first volley started with the desireability of the vegan diet. His best line to my buddy was when he tried to explain that lettuce has protein. When that didn't work he continued on to the superior aspects of the Canadian health care system. Not many that I know would try to explain to a physician that doctors know nothing about healthcare. IALOTFLMAO. I jumped in just before my buddy, steaming mad, was about to apply the Montana Love. What a stupid dope. Couldn't even enjoy a great evening with fellow mongers without offending the guy sitting right beside him. Kinda of sorry I stepped in, after the fact. LOL.

I think something can be arranged Black Shirt.

Happy Mongering,

Toymann[/QUOTE]I thought last year Exon and myself convinced El Jeffe that "cocksucker" was both an accepted noun and adjective in the forum. It appears that El Jeffe has a short memory!

Happy Mongering All,

Toymann

[QUOTE=Toymann; 413102]I thought last year Exon and myself convinced El Jeffe that "cocksucker" was both an accepted noun and adjective in the forum. It appears that El Jeffe has a short memory!

Happy Mongering All,

Toymann[/QUOTE][blue]Greetings Toymann,

Actually, all forum members (including Exon) have been and continue to be enjoined from using the term "cocksucker" in reference to other forum members.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Jackson;413106][blue]Greetings Toymann,

Actually, all forum members (including Exon) have been and continue to be enjoined from using the term "cocksucker" in reference to other forum members.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]

Well, hold on there. What if the other forum member is a chica? E.g., "Jasmine is a tremendous cocksucker."

I thought that this was the sort of free exchange of information this board was intended to foster.

Jackson was kind enough to leave out "rather boring". I am not usually the life of the party, but I enjoy hanging out with fellow mongers. I have met Jackson a few times over the years, and he has always been friendly to me. I have met several others, including even Toymann, though he may not remember. Sidney introduced us while having drinks outside of Newport last year. Toymann shared some private numbers with me (he didn't know I was a liberal though), and I agreed to take a friend of his over to Madahos.

But Walleye is almost always right (he said so himself), so I must admit he is on to something. Having questioned my motives it is just a matter of time before the jig is up! It's better I just come clean now.

Back in 2004 I became greatly concerned about the direction the country was heading under Bush. I felt I had to do something, but what? Become a politician? Write a book? After much deliberation, I decided the best fit for my time and resources would be to influence the political discussion amongst conservatives on the internet, to help them appreciate the merits of liberalism. To begin, I needed to find an internet discussion forum where tens of thousands of conservatives visited to discuss and read politics. After an extensive search, I located a highly influential conservative discussion board masquerading as a mongering website, Argentina Private. I also felt that in order to gain credibility, I needed to participate in the BA mongering scene so that I wasn't automatically dismissed as a propagandist.

Beginning in 2004, I began annual trips to BA to monger and meet AP members, all for the purpose of gaining credibility among the membership. I even fucked some of the chicas, so I could post authentic reviews to improve my credibility and so my cover wouldn't be blown in case they spoke with other AP mongers. This was the toughest part, but I persevered knowing I was doing it for my country.

By 2008 I was ready to begin posting my political propaganda, but as it turned out my efforts weren't needed to help Democrats in 2008. So I continued posting reviews and waited until 2009 to begin posting on politics, all with the intent to influence the 2010 midterm elections.

So there you have it. This would never have come out, but Walleye's keen perception has forced the matter. Say what you will, but I am confident I have influenced tens of thousands of readers of this political thread, enough to have an impact on the 2010 elections. I didn't do all this for nothing you know.

[QUOTE=Esten;413121] I even fucked some of the chicas, so I could post authentic reviews to improve my credibility and so my cover wouldn't be blown in case they spoke with other AP mongers. This was the toughest part, but I persevered knowing I was doing it for my country.[/QUOTE]I remember you now. You weren't such a bad guy. Obviously just confused at the current moment but not a bad guy at all. Tick! Tick! Tick! I may still get my Madahos night on you yet. I am guessing that the senate my end up 49 GOP, 48 Democrat and 3 tea party. That's a clean win and we're on like donkey kong for my night at Madahos. Happy Mongering All. Toymann

[quote]So there you have it. This would never have come out, but Walleye's keen perception has forced the matter. Say what you will, but I am confident I have influenced tens of thousands of readers of this political thread, enough to have an impact on the 2010 elections. I didn't do all this for nothing you know.[/QUOTE]A sleeper agent that goes astray. What's will Control's next move be? I might have to come down to BA to take him in from the cold!

[QUOTE=Black Shirt;413127]A sleeper agent that goes astray. What's will Control's next move be? I might have to come down to BA to take him in from the cold![/QUOTE]You really ought to have closed this message with a Smiley, George.

Esten,

I bet you feel better now. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. You'll get the hang of it, with a little practice:

Esten: "Hello, my name is Esten"

Everybody: "Hello Esten!"

Esten: "and I'm a ... liberal"

Many people have difficulty with the "public confessional" approach but after awhile you'll be sharing "War Stories" with some of your recovering brethren:

"The worst thing I did on Liberalism was ..."
"How addicted to neo-marxism I was."
"How much redistribution I wanted to use today."
"How terrible I felt seeing the growing dependency of the masses on government handouts. I felt we had to do more even though my actions were at the root of the problem"
"Let me tell you about my years serving time as a community organizer..."

We are all here to support you. You are among friends. Step back form the keyboard, take a few deep breaths and think what productive activity could you do instead of participating in such destructive behavior. Maybe chewing gum will help, lots of coffee (lay off the diet coke or you'll end up like Beck), auto-asphyxiation and/or ritualistic masturbation will help. Who knows? Everyone is different.

The important thing is that I think we've had a major breakthrough and I think that you are on the road to getting better.

[QUOTE=Westy;413132]You really ought to have closed this message with a Smiley, George.[/QUOTE]Touche! Karloff

[QUOTE=Black Shirt;413127]A sleeper agent that goes astray. What's will Control's next move be? I might have to come down to BA to take him in from the cold![/QUOTE]Who would've thunk it?

Mel Brooks is a genius

Some one hand me a shovel. It's getting deep guys!

After being a lifelong Republican I finally did it. I am now a registered Democrat.

For those of you ex-pats living in Argentina and insulated by the absurdity of the Tea Party, Sarah Palin (mother grizzley?), and Christine O'Donnell's of the world, you probably won't get it.

I'll take 1000 years of an Obama administration vs 8 years of George W. Bush anytime.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvsMFN9P8AU[/url]

[QUOTE=Moveon; 413175]

I'll take 1000 years of an Obama administration vs 8 years of George W. Bush anytime. [/QUOTE]I could be dead wrong but I would bet the ranch that 1000 years of the Obama Administration would give us 1000 years of unemployment near or above 10% and a national debt approaching 1000X GNP.

It is becoming obvious Obama never read "Economics for Dummies". Furthermore, Obama should demand a refund for that economics class he took in college.

But I should know better. I will be told by some on this board that raising taxes, spending money like drunken sailors and discouraging private sector job creation is the new road to a 1000 years of prosperity.

I guess I'm pretty hopeless at understanding this new math concept.