eze
Good job. Cute chica!!!
Taken up too much space???? no way, amigo, not when you are giving a, uh, blow by blow account....
glad to hear your maiden voyage is working well....
keep on postin
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eze
Good job. Cute chica!!!
Taken up too much space???? no way, amigo, not when you are giving a, uh, blow by blow account....
glad to hear your maiden voyage is working well....
keep on postin
EZE_amante,
Great reporting. You did the right thing with the woman on the plane. Sounds like she had an agenda and it may not be what you think given your description of yourself and her. Please understand that I mean no offense to you. One thing I learned about women a long time ago is that they lie a lot better than men do.
EZE_Amante,
Excellent reports. Keep plugging away down there.
One tip (non-hobby related) if you want to pamper yourself--take a cab to (very safe centrally located area) the Hotel Castellar on the Avenida de Mayo. (No more than 5 pesos from the Etoille).
They have a great Suana/ Massage (legit, no sex) place that is below the hotel and its the kind of joint that is pretty much an instituition for Argentino men. (Borges used to go there).
PS.
Why is it that the BA board is one of the best--with no silly flame wars, etc???
My theory is that the people of Argentina are so f-ing friendly and cool that they engender good will in the hearts of mongers.
Conversely, the boorish slobs of Moscow and Prague make me so regularly angry that I don't even read the Moscow and Prague boards despite the fact that I am in those cities two weeks a month. I don't bother posting my bad experiences because--what's the point?! I don't want to encourage anyone to go there and I don't want to defend my bad experiences...
I think that are noble benefactor Jackson should consider creating a seperate GREAT TRIP REPORTS FORUM under the BA Forum so that punters can read the all time great travel adventures...Like Saints and EZEs, Toosh, etc.
Maybe its just me, but I love to read the detailed diary like reports.
PEACE
EZE_A , Jackson or anyone down there--if you think Venus is hot (and I agree), how about "Elena" at escortsargentina.com (the platynum mirror site)...I can't believe no one else who has seen her photos and is down there has not tried to book her...anyone who does and files a full report can expect dinner on me in Montreal...my BA trip has been delayed until Feb. (sigh) due to too much work...P.S. Elena's photos showed up on a couple of other sites about a month ago: I sent out an VRFBR (vicarious request for booking & report) to all you BA cheongsters a while back...surf and ye shall see; the Q is is she for real and a hottie in the room???
Day Three Part Two
First, I forgot to mention in my post for last night that I did stick around Playwoman long enough to watch some of the show. Andrea told me (before I shooed her away) that on busy nights she also performs for the show. Judging from the way she danced around me trying to make eye contact, I’d have to say she probably is worth sticking around to see. Please understand that in Buenos Aires, a man needs to adjust his rating scale and be more critical. There are just so many beautiful women, and not nearly enough time for me to get to know them all. I’ve never wanted to be independently wealthy more than I do right now. I could easily spend several months at a time here, and I don’t think I’d ever get bored or disillusioned. Also, the tall blonde in the show at Platynum is one of the wildest looking women I’ve ever seen, and she has all the right moves and equipment. Anybody who has seen her can confirm this opinion. However she was not on the takeout menu. The show was worth watching, but when the big muscular guy with the model’s face got on stage, I decided it was time to go. Karina told me he’s gay; I don’t care, and don’t want to know. I hired a taxi this afternoon to take me to the internet café, and had asked him to return for me in a little over an hour. I gave him 10 pesos for a 3 peso trip, and he returned 10 minutes before he was due. He came in to the café and tapped me on the shoulder, and he had no problem waiting in the taxi while I finished the email I was writing, and paid my bill. The cost for an hour and a half of internet access plus 2 very good and strong cups of coffee, and 2 pastries was 7 pesos (less than $2 US). When the driver dropped me off at the hotel, he refused any more payment saying that I am too generous. I have not experienced this kind of friendliness and honesty in a taxi driver anywhere else. All of the drivers I’ve had have been over the top friendly and courteous and friendly.
Second; url’s
Carol aka Ally?
[url]www.diosastop.com/diosastop1.htm[/url]
I’m not online while I write this, so I can’t verify if this will go to her page, but she is a fairly recent addition to my list, so I will confirm when I return to the states. Look for a picture of a blonde in jeans with no top, it is a side shot.
To anyone interested, I have created a pretty decent “living” document of my internet girls list on Word. Email me at [email]ezeamante@yahoo.com[/email], and I will be happy to share it. The list is complete with phone numbers, physical details, websites, and photos. It has been a big help for me, but I’m basically a pretty lazy guy who really likes having beautiful women delivered to my door with no more effort on my part other than a phone call. Keep in mind, I’m a legs and ass man, breast size has never been all that important to me, but honestly with over a hundred women and growing, there’s bound to be something you like.
Thanks for all of the positive feedback, it’s a tough job, but I’m thankful I’m one of the guys who gets to do it. These reports are just long overdue payback for all you guys who led the way here. Having returned from a trip downtown, I have to say I’ve never seen more beautiful women on the streets in any city I’ve ever been in. My neck hurts from turning around to get a better look so often. It is hell getting old, but life is very, very good to me right now.
Moondog: I’m here till Sunday night, so Ezy and I will probably pass each other in the air.
Ok, I got an hour of sleep after posting the last report, a steamy shower, and decided on jacket and tie tonight for my trip downtown, so I feel almost human again. I’m off to search for Valerie, or Ezy’s Silvia at Hook. I plan to also visit Ness and Catoo’s, if I strike out at Hook. If all else fails, I will try Shampoo on my return to Recoleta. Wish me luck. Onward and upward my friends.
EZE J
Night Three
It is about 5:00 am local time while I write this, and I just kissed this evening’s novia goodbye at the elevator. When I started out this evening, I didn’t leave the hotel until midnight. The young guy at the front desk called for a taxi, and while I was waiting, I told him I understood the hotel policy about only one guest at a time, but that I wanted to invite a pair of identical twins to my room. He said there was no way I could do that, and suggested I have one up to the room then the other. No thanks, I’ll get a short stay hotel. I’m not giving up on bribery yet though, tomorrow I’m going to try the manager. My driver arrived, and I showed him the address and name of Hook, and he asked me if I knew that it is a chica bar. I explained that of course I knew, that is the reason for going there. I told him how much I love the portenas, and he suggested a bar in the neighborhood of the Etoile, maybe 4 blocks away, and drove me there so I would know where it is, then he took me to Hook. The name of the club he showed me is Puerto Columbo. I have never heard of it, but I will investigate tomorrow night. I did ask if it was mostly for locals, and he said it isn’t, but that the girls there are much prettier than at Hook or Ness. We’ll see tomorrow. One unique thing about Puerto Columbo is they don’t have a doorman, they have a doorwoman. If she is any indication of the talent inside, I’m looking forward to going there. After a flyby of his club, he dropped me off at Hook. I did not realize before tonight, how close Hook, Catoo, and Ness are to each other. I hit all three places, starting with Hook. Oh, the taxi fare was a grand total of about $1 US, I gave him 5 pesos and he was happy. At each club, I explained to the doorman that it was my first time at the club, and each guy explained the drink prices etc. At Hook, my first (and only) drink was on the house, but I tipped the waiter dos pesos anyway upon leaving. One aggressive girl sat at my table uninvited, but I wasn’t interested. Hook was too dark for my taste, not enough light to see what you’re paying for. There were about 15 girls and a handful of customers, several of the girls were very pretty, and one girl that I wanted, but she was already sitting with someone, so I drank my coke and headed next door to Catoo’s. I did not see Katrina or Silvia, and Ezy, if you’re reading this, and you can contact your favorita, I would still like to meet Silvia, Katrina, or Marcella. It would be great if UWphoto had their numbers, but if not, no problema. There are plenty of other even more beautiful women to choose from.
Catoo’s was packed. All the girls I saw looked good, but I couldn’t even get a chair, and the ratio of girls to customers was not good. I left without even buying a drink. Across the street I went to Ness, where the drink price was exorbitant. I saw two girls I liked, both tall with great legs and faces, one long haired blonde, and one brunette, but again my timing was off and they were already taken, so after scanning the talent for 20 minutes or so, I headed out and got a taxi to Shampoo. I’m very impressed with the place. Three different dancers were performing on one main stage, and two small ones. The décor is excellent, better than Black imho. Again, the first girl who approached me, I wasn’t even close to interested in. I did see several stunners, but all were taken. One blonde in a business suit looked like a supermodel or movie star. Damn, I wish I’d left the hotel earlier, another lesson learned, get out to the clubs around 11:00 when the action is just starting. There were maybe 50 girls in the place, and about half of them were more than acceptable, but the only girl I approached turned out to be a waitress. I felt like such a dumbass when I got her attention and noticed the club’s logo on her blouse. I knew before she even said it that she is Only a waitress. Adios Shampoo. I went to Black. There was lots of primo talent, and I chose Loana, beautiful face, hardbody, 5’ tall, with black hair to the middle of her back. She was definitely not the most beautiful face in the crowd, but the bar was very crowded, and I couldn’t make my way any closer to the stage than the end of the bar. Loana was extremely affectionate and bubbly in the bar, and I was looking forward to the session at my hotel. The little cutie spoke not one word of English, but we communicated very well. She avoided the question of compensation several times, and I will admit that I agreed to way too much, but I really wanted her. She finally asked for 600 pesos! I held my hand to her forehead and asked jokingly if she had a fever, or had perhaps been drinking too much, to which she laughed at length, constantly massaging my leg and kissing my neck. This would never happen in nightclubs in Detroit. I finally gave in for 400 pesos, I know it is way too much, but understand, this girl really had my motor running, and it was fast approaching 2:00 am, and in the back of my mind was my noon appointment with the goddess Venus.
The hotel is close to Black, but like Saint, I don’t walk anywhere unless I absolutely have to, so I tipped the doorman 10 pesos, and he flagged a taxi. In Black, the price for the girl’s drinks was 80 pesos, and no exit fee. Honestly, I prefer the good internet girls for the money. Back at the hotel, Loana was as good as advertised. Man what a little package! She is 24 years old, a great little hard body, with very perky little breasts, and middle of the back length black hair. She had the tightest little box and great muscle control down south. She made me feel like I was huge, and believe me I’m just average, but there was no round two because she cried no mas! Details; lots of dfk, daty (she was very appreciative), cbj, and many, many, positions, she definitely liked it from behind while lying on our sides. She was very concerned when she finished twice before me, but I explained that con condom is dificil, so she stripped off the raincoat, and rubbed the essentials against me to completion without penetration.
Loana: 24 years old, long dark hair, very petite
Face: 8, and I definitely saw a handful of 9’s in the bar
Body: 9, perfect little package, exactly what I like.
Attitude: 7, I am taking points off because she would not allow a photo even fully clothed from behind, and was not willing to go to round two.
Skills: 7, the cbj was decent, but I prefer bbbj, the rest was definitely very good.
GFE: 7, very friendly, but a little on the professional side
Overall experience: Based on my sessions so far, she was in the top five, but definitely not the best, and way too expensive.
Photos: I pleaded to no avail
I’m exhausted, but there will be plenty of time to sleep on my return to the office, lol.
Ciao,
EZE J
eze...Silvia is at Ness rather than Hook. Valerie is at Hook. Not that it matters. Either will take care of you! Or if they are not available you seem to be doing splendidly on your own....!!!
You are wheting my appetite for BA!
EZE_amante
>Thanks for all of the positive feedback, it’s a tough job, but I’m thankful I’m >one of the guys who gets to do it.
Tough it is but you're doing a great job. I'm glad you're doing in and not me:-) but I'll have my chance next month, for an entire month. Stay tuned.
Keep up the great journal. You're absolutely the bomb!
Bond, James Bond 69
Hi Saint,
I have been checking some escorts website but I can't find Marisol, the chica you posted a picture of back in September and which you mentioned in one your posts at the end of that month.
I'll be in BA later on this year and she looks really nice (I love breasts too !)
Thanks y disfruta todo !
Marco
EZE_Amante,
Thanks for your in depth reports. Sorry EZY and I will miss you ans we both will arrive in town on Monday.
Thanks for the info on the new club. I will have to check it out when there.
Moondog
Arrive yesterday afternoon from Santiago with three hours sleep and hangover, after one of the best chica sessions in my life (see Santiago forum for details).
One of my purposes on this trip is to extend some of the knowledge provided by those who´ve gone before. Read on...
There´s been mention of the "Belgrano penthouse" in the past. The only details were that, "My remis driver, Oscar Carrizo, took me there." First stop, I called Oscar´s cell phone at 15-4960-3770 before I left Santiago. Oscar met me at the airport with a sign bearing my name (Oldguy?) and drove me to my hotel (Sheraton Libertador, 5 stars, city center--hey, what are expense accounts for?). On the way in I told Oscar that a friend had told me about the penthouse, and I´d like to go there. Oscar asked me about my likes in women, and said he had just the thing, so we set up an appointment for the next day (today).
Oscars a real Argentine. As we´re pulling out of the airport, you go through a toll booth. In this case, the operator as a 30 something, fairly attractive women. As he hands her the payment, Oscar chimes, "Every day I see you, you´re more beautiful." I think Oscars planning on skipping tolls in the future. For those wishing to hire Oscar, his rates are pretty attractive:
Airport to downtown: 15 $US
Downtown to airport: 12 $US
Driving around Bs As: 12 PESOS per hour (how does he eat?)
Driving outside of BA: 80 centavos/km + 10 pesos per hour waiting time
Oscar drives a clean, comfortable three-year old Peugeut 505
Oscar´s only problem, for some, is that he speaks no English. I asked him what he does with non-speakers, and he said he calls his son, who speaks English, on the cell phone, puts his customer on the phone, and then the son talks to Oscar. A bit circuitous, but I don´t know what your chances of finding an English-speaking driver is, anyway. I tipped Oscar a couple of bucks at the hotel, and he seemed satisfied.
Feeling like shit when I get to the hotel, I hoped an afternoon in the Colmegna (Sarmiento 839, in the city center) might help. They often run unadvertized specials--ask at the desk before you pay. They were running a special--1/2 hour massage and pedicure (I know, I know, I´d never do it in the States) for 59 pesos! Christ, that´s about 17 bucks! However, I then found out something new: there are two types of massages at the Colmegna--the one most guys have reported on in the past (cute chica, fairly light massage, scrotum tickle, and offer of a hand job) and then there was the massage that I had unknowly signed up for. As the old head towel guy said, "Oh, you´re getting a real massage." I was sent to a booth on the third floor (not the second floor where the chica jobs take place) not quite sure what was following. I was given the little white short and led to a cubicle, and told to lie down. Three minutes later, a 40 something female fireplug of a woman came in and proceeded to pound me to a pulp. I DID forget about the hangover and, strangly, an hour later I was feeling pretty good (after sauna, roman bath, swim, and shower).
I went back to my hotel in the center area, and scored five vitamin V´s. As you can guess from my handle, I´m in the prime, not beginning of life. First shots never a sweat, I wanted to see if the V would help with second or third rounds. I´d just a soon not have to wait for 30 minutes (just wait, it´ll happen to you, too.) Turns out, there´s an Argentine generic for 5 pesos a pill. It´s called Bifort 50, and consists of 50 mg of sildenafil. Maybe someone can tell me if that´s the same as Viagra. Anyway, it´s a hell of lot cheaper than the real stuff.
First test of Argentina Vit V: Called Romina of Platynum. Her picture looked good to my tastes, and the "servicio completo" also has a nice resonance. Well, I got the old switcheroo, which wasn´t immediately apparent. A small, stacked blond with an incredibly angelic face showed up at my door. She didn´t quite look like Romina, but, from first impressions, she looked better! (How often does that happen?). Anyway, I served some champagne and we chatted for a while before getting down to business. She admitted she wasn´t Romina, that Romina had quite her stable three or four days after her pictures were taken and posted. There ain´t no Romina still in the business. Her name was Kiara (not the Kihara on the net.) When her close came off, she wasn´t quite as stunning. She was a little chunky, but mostly she had incredibly short arms and legs--it just kind of screwed up her looks. She had the face of model, good large soft brests, and the body of a munchkin. Anyway, I won´t waste any more of your time. She was a lackluster performer and I did 90% of the work. Not that I mind the work, but I always considered it more of a team job. Outcome on Argentine viagra--no decision; did not seek second round.
Question for brothers in the hobby: are their any public Internet sites in Bs As that provide some privacy? I don´t really feel like looking at the Platynum site with granny on one side and a 14 year old on my other side. If I had the access, I could tell you if Kiara is on the Internet. Her picture could be spectacular, and you could be in for a disappointment.
Second test of Argentine Viagra: Today, Oscar shows up to take me to the Belgrano penthouse. Oscar and I pretty much hit it off on day one, so he tells me has struck a deal. I´m going to see a girl that normally charges 70 US$ per hour, but he´s arranged for 100 pesos an hour. Not bad, that´s got us to the same price as the place on French, but it´ll all depend on the product.
Patricia is about 5' 1" or so, bleached hair, very fair skin, pretty face (7) and very nice bod (8), with natural, 36C brests. She´s quite nice, and we talk for awhile, before we start out with a massage, cbj, and fs. Regrettably, it was about a 6 act. She´s not particularly hardened or anything, I think she just wanted to do the deed and get on with the day. Again, with the timer running, I wasn´t interested in giving a second round try. There´s always the next day.
One strange thing about the encounter. Oscar not only took me to the building, he came up in the elevator and waited in the living room while Patricia and I went upstairs and banged away. The ride from Belgrano to where I had lunch was kind of strange, I mean, what do you say to your driver, "she´s got a great bod but wasn´t sufficiently enthusiastic."? Oscar did ask me if I liked pool. When I said, "Not really," he asked if I wanted to go to a bar with pool tables and lots of great chicas. Sounds like a boliche to me, so, what the heck, I´m going on a double-date with Oscar tomorrow night. I get the back seat.
We, things have to improve, or I´m going back to Santiago. I´m going to give Sandy of Platynum and Saint´s experience (I believe) a call for a visit before I do the town with Oscar tomorrow.
Outcome on Argentine Viagra: still no decison, more to follow....
[QUOTE]Originally posted by oldguy
[i]Arrive yesterday afternoon from Santiago with three hours sleep and hangover, after one of the best chica sessions in my life (see Santiago forum for details).
Old Guy. A hilarious post. You are definitely one of a kind and an entertaining writer. I really am jazzed up about this forum and counting the days until I arrive in Argentinna on Nov. 12th at Etoile.
This forum brings out the best of the mongers and why not? Buenos Aires is an incredible city, currency in an economic crisis (somewhat like my dear home New York, New York after 9/11 but for dramatically different reasons). BA attracts the top line of hobbyist.
Post away. I love it. These posts are in some ways like drinking a great wine or reading an engaging novel in progress.
Old Guy,
Nice post. Sandy is #9 on [url]www.escorts-argentina.com.[/url]
Also, Romina has a blue * on her description. That means that the photos are false. The girl that is in the pictures, is she the one that came to your door?
Moondog
Moondog,
I didn´t see the gd blue star. Shame on me. However, as it says in my post, Rumina, or whatever her name was, quite the bizness shortly after her picture was posted. Damn, she LOOKED hot. Maybe she burned out at an early age.
JamesBond,
Thanks for the cudos. I just don´t want to be the first poorf**k in history to write, "Damn, I´m going back to Chile for some good sex." More of my misadventures will follow...
Marcoxxx,
Marisol has no pictures on the net. She isn't an internet escort. She is a boliche "club" girl. I had her phone number at one time but I'm not sure if I still have it. She works at Playwoman. I had a great session with her.
Way to go Oldguy! Glad everyone is having fun down there. I'm glad people are hitting some of the spots I mentioned earlier this year like Colmegna. That place is an institution that goes way back (place is 107 years old). Has been passed down from family member to family member. You'll love Sandy. She is so sweet and a great girl.
Moondog is 100% right. Stay CLEAR of the girls with the blue * on Platynum. 100% fake. Also, if a girl shows up that isn't the EXACT same girl that is on the website...don't hesitate to send her away. I know sometimes we get all hot and bothered and horny but odds are...20 minutes later you can have someone that you really want. Don't settle. There are few things in life worse than a bait and switch.
I leave for Mexico City in the morning. Wish me luck!
Saint
Oldguy,
When I was in BA in August I went into Cutty Sark one night and talked with a beatiful girl from Chile. At first I thought she was from Argentina because she looked very European (probably of German ancestry) but then she told me she was from Chile. She was hands downs the best looking girl in Cutty that night.
I asked her how many more girls looked like her in Chile (Santiago) and she said a lot. She said the club she worked at there (can't remember the name) had a lot of attractive girls from all over South America there.
I also talked to a good looking girl in Playwoman who also said she has worked in Chile before. I'll be watching for your future reports about Chile and thanks for your excellant reports.
Toosh
old guy....yes, there are internet spots with privacy. I use a place on Puyredden (not sure of spelling)...between Pena and Melo. Private booths allow you to surf fearlessly....but, since you are downtown and not in Recoleta it is a bit out of your way.....
ezy
Oh yeah...on impulse I'm headed back to BA...tomorrow!! Any mongers in town? Spent some time in early Oct with uwphoto and others. It'd be great to connect with some other guys and hang out. RSVP at sf(underline)******@yahoo.com
Ooops. Forgot about the "forbidden words" filter when typing my email address. It is sf(underline)h - o - m - b - r - e at yahoo (minus the dashes and spaces of course)
ezy,
Thanks for the hint. I make it to Recoleta every couple of days, and what the heck, it´s a US$1 cab fare!
Third test of Argentine vitamine V: After walking around Florida and the center area in the morning, called reliable Meriam at 2254 French. She told me to come on in, there were three girls working: Celeste, who I played with in August, as well as Samantha and ????, neither of whom I have met. When I arrived, it was nice. Whether she was blowing smoke up my ass or not, Meriam told me how nice it was to have me back, yadayadayah. I was led into the little antiroom, and the three chicas came in, one at a time. ???? was first (I´ll try to get the name later). 5'8", big black hair, good solid Italian woman of about 25 or so. Nail a keel to her, and she´d be a battleship. I´m 6'2", 185. If I were a couple of inches taller and 215, I might have been able to win a battle with her. Or, maybe if I were just 10 years younger. I value my life, so passed on to number two, my friend Celeste from the past.
Celeste makes me weak in the knees--5'2" or so, she's about 22, but has the body of a 16 year old. Small, up-pointing breasts, thin waist, and legs longer than any 5'2" person should be able to have. Unfortunately, my August experience was so-so (CBJ, eyes downcast most of the time, little display of emotion). However, her greeting was better than anything I experience in August--big smile, warm cheek-kiss, and words about how wonderful it was to see me back. Arrrrgh! Maybe she just needed to get to know me the first time; maybe, maybe I should dive in again. Then, Samantha walked in: 5'8", rail thin, light brown hair, intense eyes. She´s not stunning, but she moved wonderfully and looked me straight in the eyes from her own deep brown pools. Samantha, I´m yours! We went to the room in the back on the right with the jacuzi (it´s the only one I´ve been in; what are the others like?)
Anyway, we chat for awhile as I always like to do. I learn that she´s has ballet experience, and is studying to direct operas. Hey, it is Argentina! While some might not prefer her body, it´s perfect to me: long, sleek, slim but muscular, with small pointed breasts that defy gravity. When we get down to action, we start with a little mutual body-kissing, which quickly leads to a BBBJ and a major face-sit. How do you say 69 in Spanish? I suppose it could just be "sesenta y nueve," but each language has it´s own special words for magical activities. Anyway, she hops up on top and we go at it pretty well for 10 or 15 minutes. I´m impressed with her strength--she´s got half her weight on her arms for the whole time while were working away. After a while, I suggest we roll over, where I´m afraid the little guy quickly lost control and had his say. Then, I notice something interesting: I may have blown my wad, but I´m not really deflating! Samantha knows I'm gone, but apparently she's not ready to stop. So, we keep going at it for another 5 mintes, 'til she lets loose. So, all I can say is, YES! YES, my compadres! Vitamin V does, indeed work!
It´s amazing. We finish up, Samantha cleans us up, and we continue to talk and play huggy/kissy bear for 5 or 10 minutes. In fact, the woman is really into kissy: body, ears, face, tounge; you name it, she wants to kiss it and keep doing so. Meanwhile, I'm stunned--not only did I never really go down, but I'm back up and ready for action. New condum, and were off again, this time finishing up with a standing doggie (tried kneeling on the bed, got a thigh cramp, and almost knocked her off the bed--not one of my finer moments.)
Given that tomorrow is Sunday, a pretty dead time, I consider asking Samantha for lunch and a romp at my hotel. NAAAH! There´s always the Orleans (two blocks from my hotel) and, if all else fails, the Internet girls.
Tonight I´ve got my double date with Oscar, so I´m going to go back for a siesta to get ready for that one. It has the potential for disaster, but, what the heck, I´ve already been lucky today. Twice!
¡Hasta mañana, caballeros!
Toosh,
Yeah, Buenos Aires has it´s stunning women, which are known around the world, but I´ve been amazed at the number of beauties in Santiago. The women of Bs As mostly stike me as Italian and Spanish wonders. There are some of those (mostly Spanish) in Santiago, but the real stunners and suprises are, I agree, of German extraction. I´ve been amazed at the number of real blond-haired, blue-eyed beauties I´ve met there. What I´ve particularly liked is the fact that, IMHO, there are a lot of semi-pros in Santiago, who really like the sex and aren´t watching the clock. Not that I'm complaining about Bs As, but if you HAVE to go to Chile, it ain't all bad.
sfhombre...going back tomorrow for a week in paradise.....give me a buzz if you like....4815-1434 is my local number for the week
[QUOTE]Originally posted by oldguy
[i]ezy,
(two blocks from my hotel) and, if all else fails, the Internet girls.
Tonight I´ve got my double date with Oscar, so I´m going to go back for a siesta to get ready for that one. It has the potential for disaster, but, what the heck, I´ve already been lucky today. Twice!
¡Hasta mañana, caballeros! [/i][/QUOTE]
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I believe Oscar is going to take you to a boliche (on Pampa Street?). It has a pool table, another part with a strip show some lesbian exhibitions and a short stay next door to tryst with the performers.
It was reviewed previously in the forum and favorably - local hang with reasonable prices and semi-pro action in the 7-9 category. I'm curious to get your critic of it, as its on my list of hobby stops next month on my gourmet tour of Buenos Aires.
Bond, James Bond 69
Oldguy:
The 'reliable Meriam at 2254 French' option sounds interesting -- is 2254 French a street address? If so, in what part of town is it?
When do you leave? I'll buy you a beer if you are still there in a week or two.
Thanks.
HF
JamesBond 69,
I'm one of the guys who's reviewed the place on La Pampa, it's called Nuevo Estilo Boliche, at least that's what they called it last year. It's on the corner of La Pampa and Figeroa Alcorte Ave (think that's the cross street) and I highly recommend it. It's exactly as you said, pool table with a bar and strip show including some great lesbianism on stage with real cuties doing 69 and various other giving-receiving positions. Also, this is the place that your buddies take you just before you get married and often the strippers strip the groom on stage, lots of fun to be had there. The rooms are part of the place and the sessions are either 1/2 hour, 1 or 1-1/2 hours. There were lots of cuties in the 6-8 range. Lots of young girls, mostly very natural looking. There it'll really help to speak Spanish as this is most definitely predominantly a local's hang but there gold in that place. Please post later and let me know if you agree that this is a fun place. DownBA
Safe Surfing
There are lots of cybercafes in BA, but as you mentioned, no privacy for
sex surfing.
To find private cabins:
Koreans are something like "Cybercafe MOB" in BA,
they fight against locals for the market control, however, they usually have
"Cabinas VIP" or "cabinas privadas" inside, so when you are walking down the
street and see a Korean at the front desk, ask him for a "cabina".
Korean cybercafe are usually comfortable and cheap, don't waste time at
Locutorios (public telephone centers)
average rate is $1,50 per hour (about 4 dimes)
Cybercafes in downtown (with private cabins):
1. Lavalle y Florida (Downtown)
2. Florida 578
3. Cordoba y Rodriguez Peña open 24h (quick connection)
If you are not able to reach 'em try ask anywhere you see the billboard "INTERNET".
The best option if you are carring a laptop (modem equipped) is to surf from your
hotel room.
Here are some free access #:
# 55555555
login: alternativa
password: gratis
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# 40041199
login: datafull
password: datafull
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# 40044004
login: intrada
password: intrada
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You'll be only charged for the local call.
Instructions:
1.Disconnect the phone cable from the telephone.
2.Plug it into your laptop
3.Make a new connection in MyComputer folder to add a new connection
4.stuff with the data previously mentioned
5.You are connected to the internet
if you have some trouble or doubts contact the hotel systems administrator, tip him with 5 bucks
and ask for help. Hotels policy is not provide you information or help about
this because they have no earnings with free ISPs.
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My advise:
websites:
To search for real girls is you better try [url]www.sensualbaires.com.ar[/url]
browse in spanish (english version doesn't works fine and is incomplete).
Click girls not escorts.
Another: [url]www.belgranosexy.com.ar[/url] (real pics too)
Girls who advertise thru this charge (even to locals) about $100 / $150 per hour. (US$30 /US$50)
Same girls charges $30 (less than US$10) per hour when you call from an advertisement from the journal.
Clarin Rubro 59 (journal):
(find online ads [url]www.clarin.com.ar[/url] under rubro 59)
The main trouble with this is that the woman who answer the phone will tell you descriptions YOU
wanna hear, lies.
If you go inside (her place), disappoint and want to get back, they will ask you some "tip for looking",
if they doesn't do it, you better worry, you will be stolen when you exit the building.
My advise if you want to try this is call # starting with 47XXXXXX, 48XXXXXX, those prexifex
are in recoleta and belgrano, they lie less than others and are pretties 'cause is the
top level market locally.
Remember: best girls works in departamentos from 10.00 to 21.00 those who are open
24h are brothels.
Difference between brothel and independent:
There are a few women who are independent, they works at her own home, or a rented place.
They have to pay the police a fee per week, the building administrator, advertisement, rent, etc.
Their rate is $30 to $100 pesos (one hour complete).
Independent ussualy works less, some times they have a complementary activitty; gym, university, etc.
Also, several times they are from BA, so they seems more european.
Those who are into brothels are ussualy from other provinces of the country, or paraguay, brazil, peru.
They are kinda slaves. They receive a 30% to 50% of the rate.
Every "puterio" has a book. When they fail the minimum (5 to 10 customers per day), they are
sold to an inferior member of the chain, and so.
Girls at the "puterios" are sometimes pushed, so they have little motivation.
Drougs are commonly used.
Alejanda:
There are women who are like they advertise too. But you have to meet them to confirm it.
The best i knew is Alejandra: 43823732 (av. de mayo 1316 7th floor #G).
she is blonde, long haired, very very busty (natural tits), tight and really horney.
The apt. is comfortable, clean, and she share the location with another girl.
They asked me $30 (US$10) for an hour. Complete.
She is about 30 years old, but is one of the best experiencies. 9.5
This girl screams and spreads wide.
She started to masturbate herself while i was assfucking her. Amazing!
You can ask her for some dildos if you like this stuff (an extra 2 bucks) and double penetrate her.
TV Stars:
Some TV Stars or models are call girls too.
Flavia Miller is one of them, recentely she has been busted with a hidden camera.
She asked $200 patacones or pesos for an hour complete (US$60)
She was a TV Star about 2 years ago, those girls are locally called "gato" (cat).
then she was running out of money (she said on TV) and become VIP Prostitute.
If you search rubro 59 in clarin check "modelo real, tv, estrella" keywords, and may be
you get a TV star or dancer to fuck you will see on TV the next day. Funny!
How to Find Gatos:
Definition of "gato" is not neccesary a TV star. This porteño term is applied to any
good looking, or glamourous woman who will ask you be paid for sex.
The best place in downtown to find a gato for less money is the bar located just in the
corner of Cordoba and San Martin St.
The best time is from 19.00 to 21.00 . They usually ask 100 / 150 pesos, you better carry
pesos not dollars, if they see dollars the rate may rise US$100.
The next corner is a hotel ($25) (US$8) includes porn TV and two free drinks.
(not a cheap hotel)
If you are spaish spoker tell she: "Soy argentino y me deportaron, perdi el acento porteño,
vine a vivir con mi abuela" ("I'm original from argentina, i've been deported from *your
country here* i lost the language but i'm here to live with my granma").
I tell you this: as a stranger, i noticed argentinean people is very proud about their country,
they are especially angry with american people, even as they are mostly european (spanish and italian)
grandchildren, they doesn't like europeans,
so if you tell a story, she will not give you anything for free but at least she will
not hassle you. Argentineans are right in some way: europeans and american govenments
stolled their business, properties, and even bank accounts, not to mention the malvinas (falklands).
Since I learned the accent and customes, life here has been more friendly and cheaper for me.
I look like an argentinean 'cause i'm italian.
Buenos Aires Sex Raid:
(I reccomend this only if you speak fluent spanish)
Here is a schedule you can develop if you dedicate
1 day to your best (and cheap) sexual experiencie:
- rent a car in hertz (40 pesos per day) (US$12)
- 10.00 to 13.00 : the best time to get a call girl. don't pay more than 50 pesos (US$15)
- 16.00 to 18.00 : you can find "pendejas" (teens) street wlkers in plaza miserere called plaza once or
el once too. inside the train station there are cheap hookers (uglier), but in the outside you 'll find
teens from 13 to 18 y/o all you need to do is walk slow. There is a very pretty chinesse girl named
Nati, but you'll usually find about 12 girls. There are drive-inn hotels near. Girl rate $15/$20 (five bucks).
They are the horniest but not sure about clean (they doesn't smell anyway) so be carefull.
- 19.00 to 21.00 downtown gatos at cordoba and san martin mentioned.
- 21.00 to 23.30 best time to pick a tranny. Palermo, godoy cruz st. there are 16/24 y/o transexuals
arround, pick 'em into the car, then drive to bosques de palermo, about $15/$20 for a BBBJ and $30 compl.
(five to ten bucks)
-00.00 to 03.00 santa fe avenue from Juan B. Justo to callao, everything you are able to find here.
Teens, hookers, taxi boys, rates are from $30 to $50 and may rise $100 (US$10/$18 to $30).
So, you can have:
-a morning call girl at your door $15
-a rented car $12
-a tight teen $5
-a tranny, belive me, they look like real women $10
-a gorgeous young woman $40 + $8
-an extra dessert $15
everything for less than US$105
if after this you feel a little hunger, try the parrilla libre restaurants, eat for a fee as many
as you want. For less than a MaC donalds combo (US).
Extra Stuff
I think quality does matter, but i read EZ_amante said he paid 400 pesos !!
Let me explain you:
Before december 2001, 400 pesos was US$400 , after the corralito (gov has taken possesion of
people bank accounts), prostitution rates was
going down because people was unable to extract cash from their accounts.
Before december 2001, the wage for a pro (gato) was maximum US$100, unless you are the president
or something like that.
Today, the monthly payment for low level workers (secretaries, assistants, delivery guy,
supermarket cashier, etc.) is about $300 to $450 pesos (US$85 to US$130)
A Doctor, attorney, manager, professional guy earns about $1.000 to $2.000 pesos (US$285 to US$570) per
month. If they are lucky, they get paid.
Some families (at least 2 parents and 2 children) they receive 150 lecop (pesos) per month.
Kinda a walfare, anyway they have to work for the gov in mantainance issues.
Money isn't for nothing they say.
With that said, I think you can get excellent service for US$30
If a someone ask me US$150 to have sex, means i'll fuck her whole family. For a week! (Me estás cargando!!)
(are you kidding!!)
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for additional tips or if you need some assistance in BA you can wrtite me, i'll be glad to help
you [email]marinetti@ciudad.com.ar[/email]
MCSE,
BRAVISIMO!!! Easily one of the BEST posts I've ever seen on this forum and from such an insider's perspective. A million thanks for this invaluable information, I'm sure it'll come in very handy my next trip to BA. DownBA
I looked at belgranosexy.com. Except for the 1st 2 two girls, all of them have their faces hidden.
mcse,
I second the motion--thanks for a lot of good info. I'm now connected from my hotel with my laptop on a local call--hot damn, don't have to look for an Internet connection with privacy. Works like a charm.
Hobby Fan,
The street is French (named for a person, that's why it's French and not Francia) and the address is 2254. You have to call the madam, Miriam, in advance at 4825-9370. She wants to make sure that two clients don't arrive or leave at the same time. Very nicely done. When you get to the front door on the street, it's the middle of three doors, and there's a buzzer on your right. Buss, Miriam will ask your name and buzz you in. It's in Palermo on a nice, primarily residential street, and the place is a two or three story row house, I guess you'd call it. It's clean, quiet, and very discrete.
The Belgrano place was definitely a step down in terms of quality of the place. Paint was peeling, no jacuzzis, not sure often the bed linen is changed (didn't crunch or anything, but he smell wasn't the freshest.) I've been in places that were FAR worse, but Miriam's has it beat. However, I haven't seen chica numbero uno there, who supposedly goes for US$100, before Oscar knocks her down to 150 pesos or so.
James Bond,
Where Oscar took me last night is another story. Read on.....
Oscar and Oldguy do the town:
I'm not a night kinda guy, which really has its limitations in Bs As. Oscar picks me up and takes me to his favorite boliche called Rosis, or some such, in barrio Florida, which seemed to be behind (away from the river) Palermo. We arrive around 10 and the doorman tells us they won't open for an hour or so. Oscar wants me to see this place as well as the place Estilo Nuevo Boliche on Pampa, says I'll like Rosis more. Figuring its too early to go to either boliche, Oscar takes me on a brief sex tour of the city streets, while we talk about different attitudes towards purchased sex in the US and in Argentina. He can't believe it when I tell him that, in some cities, the cops bust the johns and put their names in the papers. I suppose I can't either.
I mention to Oscar something I had read in this forum. One hobbyist, thinking to compliment a particularly sexy chica, had told her that she was "hot," which had pissed her off. Oscar rolled with laughter--telling her she was hot was an insult--it meant that she was in heat, and would fuck anything with two or four legs--not seen as high praise!
Anyway, shortly we enter a two or three block area with streetwalkers. Oscar tells me it's early, that by 1AM there will be dozens. HOLY COW, there are a couple of ladies dressed about the way strippers do in the US on their first dance--the vitals were covered, but barely. On tall, dark vamp really looked good. Oscar pulls over and asks her for a price: 15 pesos oral, 30 pesos servicio completo! If it weren't for her Adam’s apple and tenor voice, it would have been a great deal. Oscar says the price is about right for transvestites, that a real woman will cost at least 10 pesos more. OK.
We arrive at the Estillo Nuevo Boliche, and the door guy wants 15 pesos each for entrada (which includes a drink). Oscar is pissed off. "This must be a tourist trap. They're looking to stick it to you gringos." We ask if we can just go in to check the place out. The dude agrees, and we go in. It really is still too early--there are a couple of guys and maybe 10 chicas, mostly 4s, 5s, and 6s. Oscar is steaming and doesn't want to pay the fee, so we leave and head back to Rosis. By the time we get there, the action has picked up. As you enter Rosis, it's a fairly long room. The first half has a bar on the right, tables and chairs in the center, and a small stage on the left. Further in, there are three pool tables on the left, with a single row of tables/chairs going down the right. The entrance fee is 7 pesos, which includes a drink (VERY large beer or mixed drink). Oscar says, "That's more like it."
We take a table by the pool tables, where chicas are playing pool on two of the three tables. Most of the chicas clearly appreciate the fine pasta served in Bs As, as many are pretty chunky, with big breasts in pushup bras. While most of the girls are 3s and 4s, there are a couple of really nice 8s--one was a little brunette wearing a bra top and what looked like American Indian garb two flaps, front and back, covering the vitals and attached with a string. Really nice ass--I wanted to go over and pull up the flap, but restrained myself.
After a while, two of the heavyweights come over to our table, pull up chairs, and start yakking. Oscar and I try to convince them that I'm from China, and therefore have an accent. The fact that I'm a 6'2" Caucasian doesn't elude them, but they play along. Neither Oscar nor I had any intentions on the young ladies, and, I have to admit, they weren't pushy at all. We asked them the going rate, and they said 100 pesos/hour, 60/half hour, and Oscar went nuts. Actually, they didn't back off and didn't seem to be conning us--they said it included the hotel fee, and that they really couldn't come much lower--maybe they could stretch a half hour visit to 45 minutes. They then said that, around 1AM there would be a live show. It was getting pretty loud in the place, and I was having trouble following all they were saying, but I did catch the part about the chica in the show that would pull a seven meter long string of pearls out of her privates. Oscar and I decide to stay around for the show, but when nothing has started by 2AM, I beg off. As we walked past the bar to leave, I noticed that there were some really good looking women there--mostly 7s and 8s. There was one tall blond, from Brazil, that might make 9 in some minds.
While I probably wouldn't go back to Rosis, it definitely wasn't a tourist trap. I'd bet pretty heavily that I was the only gringo in there, and may have been the first one in weeks. I really did like the unaggressive manner of the three or four pair of chicas that visited with us. We ended up buying drinks for one pair at 10 pesos each, and they sat around stroking us and telling funny stories for half and hour or so. The place had a really down and dirty feel, so if that's your cup of tea, you might want to try it. In the future, I wouldn't go there before 1AM. It closes at 7AM.
On the way back to my hotel, Oscar mentions Orleans as a place close to me where I might find chicas. I told him that I knew of the place, and then he offered to show me another place, nearby, where he said there were fewer chicas, but of better quality, than at Orleans. The place has no name, but is at 554 Marcelo T. de Alvear. Orleans is at the corner of San Martin and Cordoba. Standing in front of Oreans, walk away from Cordoba two blocks on San Martin, and turn left on Marcelo T de Alvear. 554 is half way up the block on the left. I haven't checked it out, but will do so soon.
Tomorrow is another day....
Oh, one last anecdote. In the AM, I was walking along Florida, just passing the time looking at the junk for sale. As those of you that have been to BsAs in recent months know, there are a fairly large number of street people sleeping in entrances and begging for handouts. I see a bum sitting in a doorway, and he looks completely wasted. He's got one of those wool Bolivian sock hats that has ear flaps and a string to tie them together. Damn if the sucker doesn't have a Red Sox "B" enblem on his hat! God, how far Red Sox Nation has fallen. I should have taken a picture and sent it to the Boston Globe!
Oldguy:
Thanks for promptly responding with the information I requested.
What is the price structure at 2254 French?
HF
Oldguy:
Can you remember the street in which Rosis was? As far as I know, Florida is a town in the Vicente Lopez district (north of the Capital Federal, just crossing the Av General Paz). At least since 1995, the district has been dangerous at night, so I would check twice if Rosis is in Florida. Can you ask Oscar next time you see him?
(by the way, for those of you who don't know, the Av. General Paz separates the Capital Federal from the Buenos Aires province, and you cross it every time you go from Ezeiza to Downtown).
From the way you describe the TV action, you were cruising Godoy Cruz St. Was there a high wall on the left street side? If so, I bet my bank account it was Godoy Cruz St near Paraguay St.
I saw several years ago the place on 554 MT Alvear, but never entered for 2 reasons:
- No many patrons going in and out, what is strange if the place provides good selection or quality.
- It is located almost in front to the Plaza Hotel, one of the most expensive hotels in Buenos Aires, so it may be a tourist or executives trap.
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MCSE (MS-SQL?):
I agree with you in many things. However, I wouldn't recommend a foreigner from the US to drive in Argentina. We are very dangerous drivers and we don't respect lines in avenues or streets.
I also agree on your perception of anger respect to foreigners. Under a skin of pleasantry and openess to the foreigner, many people blame everybody but themselves as the cause of the crisis: Government, foreign coutries, executives, union leaders, politicians, etc. It's easy to blame others, and when histories of Argentines being deported appear in the newspapers, they elicit scornful comments from locals.
This is a word of wisdom for happy BA travelers: Don't believe 100% if people seem happy with foreigners. We used to be a very stuck-up, arrogant latin american society, specially porteños. I don't mean that you should be unhappy, by all means ENJOY!, but take attitudes with a grain of salt.
In your corolary, you explain perfectly why many girls are REALLY tempted to ask "the sun and the moon" to a horny foreign monger: If she could strip U$S100 more, she covers herself a whole month of expenditures. Cheating a monger by asking U$S300 for a session is a too strong temptation, specially when girls perceive that foreigners are not regular customers. So guys, be alert.
Hope this helps,
Andres
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mcse
[i]Safe Surfing
With that said, I think you can get excellent service for US$30
If a someone ask me US$150 to have sex, means i'll fuck her whole family. For a week! (Me estás cargando!!)
(are you kidding!!)
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for additional tips or if you need some assistance in BA you can wrtite me, i'll be glad to help
you marinetti@ciudad.com.ar [/i][/QUOTE]
msce,
i'm a techno twinkie myself. would love to hook up with you sometime and talk about HARDdrives and RAMs....
Thank you very much for the very valuable info you've shared.
SC
Andres,
I'll ask Oscar in the morning (I actually have work to do--he's driving me. It's the price I have to pay.)
Hobby Fan,
It's a wonderful price structure: $100 pesos/hour, all chicas, all customers. Where others would rip-off the gringos, Miriam treats all the same. A saint, with her little house of angels.
Thank you mcse. Your post will prove to be extremely useful. Also, thank you Old Guy. I am inspired to try be more informative in my next trip -- if the hangovers allow it.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by ferolga777
[i]Thank you mcse. Your post will prove to be extremely useful. Also, thank you Old Guy. I am inspired to try be more informative in my next trip -- if the hangovers allow it. [/i][/QUOTE]
I agree. These recent posts, so generous with real information, inspire the next group of mongers, waiting passionaately for their plane to take off to the vast hobby grounds of BA. Never mind the hangovers, this forum rocks.
Oldguy,
Sorry you didn't get to stay too long in Nuevo Estilo Boliche but I can guarantee you and all the other boardmembers that this is no tourist trap. You're right that it's a little unusual for there to be a cover charge but I paid it and it was a small price to pay for the little 21 year old cutie that I was with two nights in a row. As for it being a tourist trap, no way, if you go in there and you're speaking English it's highly unlikely that a single girl will be able to muster up even the most basic conversation in English with you. The strip show's great, they get right down to it and you don't have to wait 10 minutes of dancing just to see their tits. Anyway, sorry you missed it, maybe next time but I plan on going back there early next month when I hit BA. DownBA
DownBA,
Thanks for the info. I think Oscar just wanted to show me the place that he and his amigos like. While I think he was trying to show me a good time, when I mentioned that we check out NEB, I think I probably pissed him off a bit. He's the expert, and here's this gringo suggesting a place. Anyway, when I get through with work tomorrow, I'll probably find my own way out to NEB. I'll report back on the results.
Saint,
I had a nice talk with Sandy on the phone a couple of days ago. I was trying to arrange an appointment for today (Sunday) or early in the week. Unfortunately, she's going to be travelling out of town, but she said to give her a call in case her plans change. I enjoyed the talk and would like to meet her. Maybe on my next trip.
Sunday nights in Bs As are dead. I walked past Orleans, but what I saw through the windows scared me. Went back to my hotel and called about 15-20 Internet girls, most of whom had turned off their cell phones. That's fine; better than getting a voicemail request and wondering if they'll call back. Finally, got an appointment with Carolina of sensualbaires, for the now standard 100 peso/hour. God! I've died and gone to heaven. Let's see, I can buy a little two-bedroom home in California, or I can screw my mind out for the next 400 years in Bs As. What'll I do?
Carolina is actually much cuter than her pictures show. She's all of about 5' tall, has a really beautiful face, and a very nicely proportioned pixie body. Unfortunately, she's from one of the large, and sad, groups of working girls in Latin America: a single mom. For me, this presents two problems: she no longer had the fantasy body she had a year ago, and I have a hard time getting all cranked up when the poor woman is turning tricks to keep her kids in food. It's a lot easier when you know she's just trying to make payments on her Beemer. I'm sure there are similarly sad stories with some of the other chicas, it's just not as obvious as with the moms. Carolina was actually quite funny, worked hard at it, and got a nice tip. Through no fault of her own, it didn't do much for me.
God! I've died and gone to heaven. Let's see, I can buy a little two-bedroom home in California, or I can screw my mind out for the next 400 years in Bs As. What'll I do?
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I would say - screw my mind out for the next 400 years in Bs As.
The alternative - living in a tiny two-bedroom home in California, watching TV and going to the local bar to talk about the latest episode of Survivor, Yankee game, the D.C. Sniper results, will seem fairly unsatisfying with what you've experienced. It will be hard to go back to that.
mcse,
Again, thanks for all the great info. I'm currently on line from my hotel at 52k through your free ISP service. One thought ocurred to me--I really don't believe there are free lunches. What do the free ISPs get for their service? Are my logons, passwords, etc. being bagged?
Semi-concerned in Bs As
Just got a call from American Airlines on November 19th flight to BA. They are changing flights and times. They were trying to put us on a flight with longer travel time and worse seats.
Does anyone know what the airline rules are in this situation?
Has anyone recently experienced something similar with American Airlines and how was it resolved?
Tia