2004 Reports - Edited

I have a Paypal account, but the second card is already gone. This is a one time money thing. I think El Jefe is going to help me out, but I certainly appreciate the emails and help!

Tonight I was finally feeling better, although I'm still kinda sick, so I decided to try a test. I invited the favorita over for dinner before she had to go to work. I wanted to see if she would hint around about money even though I only fed her a home cooked meal and sent her off to work without sex. I figured I would see her tomorrow on her night off, [b]unless[/b] she expected money just to get fed, in which case I would move her to the bottom of the list.

Then I decided that was not cost effective since I could go get her out of the boliche after dinner for a cost of 60 pesos (two drinks each) and that would cost less than taking her out to dinner on Saturday. So that became plan B.

However after feeding her, my sommelier, and her friend my famous chicken cordon bleu with secret rice and mushroom supreme sauce, plus my sommelier's usual excellent choice of wines, plan C emerged: the chicas blew off work. The boliche eventually called and they told them to FOAD.

Therefore that worked out even better because I didn't have to buy dinner OR drinks except at normal retail prices. Plus they did the dishes.

Sex on a full stomach is good, especially if it's not on [b]your[/b] full stomach.

Exon,

To me, one of the more entertaining aspects of chasing chicas in South America is observing how they maintain pecking orders by dissing each other publically, fingers waving for effect.

Typically I will know a few in each town, some former, current and future girlfriends. This just to ensure I don't waste my trips on no-shows, pouty attitudes, or any other deterrents to my careful planning.

This eventually prompts some friction, and the comments are just hilarious. I have heard girls claim that others had herpes and worse, never washed their pussies, was a fake from top to toe including butt implants, has rotting teeth and stinky breath, is married to a mobster who'll kill you, is a desperate drug addict.
The more vile and graphic, the better.

One of the best zingers was about a Brasuca in BA. Another girl I had spent the night with prior told me "That gypsy wh*re has more traffic up her ass than the Pan American Highway. You can drive a bus up her [rear]!" I swear I am not making this up!

Better than any reality tv show. Enjoy the fun.

Prazer commented:
[quote]One of the best zingers was about a Brasuca in BA. Another girl I had spent the night with prior told me "That gypsy wh*re has more traffic up her ass than the Pan American Highway. You can drive a bus up her [rear]!" I swear I am not making this up! [/quote]
I was LOL. This is great. I love the finger waving back and forth when they are talking about another chica as if to say, "You are going to be in trouble if you keep that up."

Moondog

Does anyone know if GSM cellphone service has improved in Buenos Aires?

I've got a four band GSM phone from AT&T and it works great. You can get GSM phones through Personal and CTI Movil as well.

Moondog

Nuevo Estilo tonight. I'll be the good looking redhead. Around midnight.

Do you need a new SIM card for your GSM phone when you travel abroad?

HELP REQUESTED:

Any mongers out there know of any BA chicas that HAVE a visa to visit the US or are passport holders from a NATO/EU country with rights of visa free US travel? Please PM any info you might wish to pass on.

I am interested in having a chica come up for an unspecified amt of time. Thanks in advance.

OTH

Arriving at Nuevo Estilo as the clock chimed midnight, a surprise was in store: it was Antonela's birthday. I thought she told me when I met her that she was 26 so I guessed it was her 28th birthday. That led to a moment of chagrin; I guess I had her confused with someone else as she turned 23 today. No wonder I thought she looked young for her age. I bought her a Bailey's and began to whisper fantasies in her ear. Then my companion was gentlemanly and generous to buy us all another round, allowing me to lubricate her further with both alcohol and words.

Suffice it to say that this powerful, passionate, plushly proportioned Paraguayan princess is a perfect pleasure partner. This gal can take a lickin' and a dickin' and keep RIGHT on fuckin' tickin'.

I have been asked to report on the lesbian show but I have to say that although it was in progress when my Paraguayan puppy and I returned from the love hotel, I was suffering from dehydration, dementia and blurred vision so all I can really say is that two hot chicks were involved in a well choreographed charade.

The last two nights have been P4P at its finest, two beautiful but completely different experiences with two sweet, sharp, feminine specimens with completely different body types and completely different repertoires. It's far more than any Dickhead deserves.

God is in his heaven. . .

Dickhead is in BA. . .

and all is right with the world.

Re Finger wagging/waving:

FWIW ...

My old Spanish textbook says that this specifically means ¡No!

The text reads: "The index finder of the right hand is moved from left to right, while the rest of the hand is held still."

The illustration shows the other fingers closed against the palm.

Bob

And then today the favorita again for several hours. Sure wish I could afford this, long-term. I think I have the favorita right where I want her. Wonder how long it'll take me to mess it up.

Gentlemen,

The time has come for The Pirate to make his return to BA. For those of you who have had a nice laugh at some of my BA Stories (See Previous posts from Feb 04). I can assure you that there are many more to come.

Andres - Thanks again for the fun night out hunting. We will have to link up again.

Updates and Details to follow.

Stay Safe,

The Pirate

YIIIII - HAAAAAA

OK Boys, I made it here. First order of business was Deborah of sensualbaires.com.ar at a bolich at 1364 Cordoba. BIG DD+ titties. No kissing, but maybe next time. She has a blonde friend of similar proportions that offers lesbian action. No english spoken, but with her mouth full of cock, that was less than necessary. Sucking, fucking, multiple positions, prostate massge, ball massge all for 50AR ($US 17) in half hour and finished all over (and in between) her very large, pendulous titties (she is the tittie fairy queen). All covered. Thoroughly ball draining, she even had a shower with me, nice tittie massage in shower, had me half going again. Nice hot, tight pussy. Next time I might try other end. She was very friendly, making nice noises while I was being sucked (eye contact) and fucking her. Lots of head banging, noise, screaming and action, sure the whole place heard it. Other girl congratulated me and asked to be next ! Sigh ! With her and her friend, two titty queens, my good night release before a sleep. I do need a good suck to wake me up. That will be tonights research.

I may have been ripped off - 50AR private card from airport to Recoleta, but I was tired and horny and tha car took me straight to my hotel.

Two excellent glasses of red wine at a wine bar (8 AR) to unwind. Beautiful senioretas everywhere, all smiling and winking, even regular girls at cafes.

Now I am off to a 2 hour hard maasge with another tittie fairy mother who will no doubt offer a complimentary penis massage for $AR 60.

LIFE IS GOOD. I am hooked on this place. Thanks to this forum, thanks Jackson, thanks BA and its endless beuatiful won}men who are irresistable.

Pahllus Maximus!

I'm glad you enjoyed 1364 Cordoba. This particular apartment "specializes" in BBW's with, errrr.... huge natural tits! I saw Valeria in March, another girl with similar description. Those who appreciate BBW's as an integral part of their mongering spectrum will find that this apartment is an excellent choice. Note that the madame, Karla, speaks English well, and is amenable to a threesome with her friend, the big-boobed Paula.

Now, only if Nibu would catch wind of this.... ;)

Two hours later - tried Samantha from Gemidos for 1 hour massage and penis massage with her large titties in face. 60AR. She offered some toys but I declined. The thing is that locals pay like 20AR for half an hour, though as indicated elsewhere, I thought USD 17 for half an hour of balls to the wall with Debora was way cool. Next visit I´ll do a lesbian double with some strap on action, two girls sucking me and a whole lot more moaning and big, BIG titties everywhere - a wild extravagance at about $USD40.

I think its true, HJ are a waste of time with so many beautiful and VERY willing senoritas ready to do long, slow sensual sucking. Nice change from Thai "love you long time". Ladies here are lucious, tight and wet.

I´ll now have a nice steak dinner, then off to the clubs for some more action.

I´m here for a week - I want to catch up with Jackson or any representative of the AMA and/or the WSG charity.

PM me for info.

Yesterday I was drinking heavily and even though I really did not need any sex, I went into Pelvi's and it made my dick hard so I went to Suipacha 921 and spent an hour with Pricila. There were only two gals there. I did not call in advance but rather just showed up. I don't remember the other gal's name but she is doable. The madam is Abril and is young and tall but kind of big. She quoted me 150 and I said no, that is too much and it should be 80 for the half and 100 for the hour. She tried to back track and say that the 150 was for a fiesta with both girls. I told her I only had one dick so we "settled" on 100.

Pricila is very nice. An excellent brown body, some tits although not much, long legs, maybe 5'6". No BBBJ though; everything covered right away. Suck, fuck, suck, fuck, FUCK but the first rubber was like a Michelin radial. After half an hour there was a knock. I said no way my hour is up. She said oh no, the madam just needs to talk to me about something. That was annoying. She was gone for two minutes or so and then I broke out one of my rubbers which was better but I still couldn't come so I just banged away at her in many positions until the hour was up. It was fun anyway.

And I did get a cold beer and it was Brahma and not the dreaded Quilmes. Then I went to The Clover and drank many more unneeded Guinesses. On the way back to my hotel I stopped at Iberia and had a truly unneeded whisky. The place was littered with ugly old "chicas" but I was so drunk I was seriously considering taking one anyway. Fortunately I did not.

The room at 921 was nice and the bed was good. The place is recommended.

Laura from Affaire

Not recommened. Speaks passable english. Was making some nice moves, seemed nice. But she has (a) bad dental hygine (2) BAD scarring on stomach like a major 8" surgical scar, more scarring caused by what I believe was a major secondary infection and/or skin death. Tatoo on her tit. Offered servico complete but later on reneged. Then tried to scam scotch from hotel fridge and was just not much fun, though she did suck OK. And I had her suck for a good 20-30 minutes.

Met some fellow mongers last night. But this time I look suspiciously at girls with covering clothes. Must avoid smokers and do breath test before barfining them.

Will try Mahodas tonight. Heard about the legend of "Action Jackson" at Santa Fe 1707. Maybe I can meet up with Dickhead.

Photo´s cumming soon.

PM

Is this true ?

Supposedly Argentina is 54% female which makes a large supply of girlies for fun. Argentina should do a trade deal with the USA, girls can come to USA for three months for sex. Singapore does that with Thailand, to everyones benefit, including health checks.

The H-1 visa becomes the Hooker-1. Seeing internationalization is proceeding at a brisk pace, this would save large amounts of dollars spent on air travel and other costs by Americans to periodicaly escape sex prison.

Time for lunch, then off to the titty fairy queen for some BOOM BOOM.

Chat amigas -

Curious to know if any of you have met Argentine ladies by e-mail/chat prior to heading down to BA. A couple of questions:

How have you managed to juggle all of them on your visits down to BA?

What have been your best sites for meeting these ladies?

Do you recommend this technique at all or do you find it better dealing with pros?

I have starting chatting with some girls I've met on the Clarin web site and they seem entirely too friendly. Do you think they are simply looking for a prince from the US to rescue them or are portenas just friendly? What do you think they are really after in a virtual amigo?

Any help on these questions would be greatly appreciated.

DfB

Dick for Brains,

Yes. I've met non-pro girls online before heading down there. The best sites I've met girls on have been [url]www.amigos.com[/url] and [url]www.cybercupidos.com [/url] Unfortunately, there aren't as many hot girls for Argentina than other Latin American countries like Colombia.

Also if you don't want to invest any money try MSN's free page.

[url]http://members.msn.com/find.msnw?rr=1125724641[/url]

Just type in your parameters that you are looking for.

The question you have to ask yourself is what is it that YOU are looking for. Everyone including the girl is looking for something out of the relationship. Some are just looking for penpals, some are looking for love and some are looking for money. I've never came across any girls that asked me for money. Most that I've chatted with have been really genuine. The ones from Argentina especially. The ones from Colombia throw their phone numbers out there immediately and it's clear they are looking for a gringo boyfriend/fiance/husband (all of the above).

I stopped meeting these girls in BA because I never had enough time for them but I'll probably meet up more with them now that I'll be living down there soon. The best thing is to be upfront and honest with them. If you aren't looking for anything serious just tell them. Most of them prefer honesty than BS.

Be careful though. If you are only going down for a few days the pros are easier. You may think you're not paying but you WILL pay with dinners, gifts, and most importantly valuable time trying to get into their pants. Also, be careful as sometimes the girls will just stop by your apartment or hotel and you could be in a bad situation with another girl. That's happened to me before and it's NOT fun.


Just have fun. It will become clear after a while what they are looking for. Most of these girls have Yahoo or MSN messenger and have access to cameras at internet cafes so you can chat with them and get to know them. Good luck!

Saint

Saint,

You are correct in regards meeting these ladies over the
Internet. I have not had any experience with ladies from
Argentina; however, based on my own personal experience
be careful with ladies from COLOMBIA, all they want is getting
out of the country, once they are in the US they will try to
get you for everything. My experience was even worse, in order
to get this lady out of COLOMBIA, married her and believe me
after she got her permanent residence ... ADIOS ! and not only
that but she wanted alimony and part of my pension. I had to
hired the best attorney in the area at US$ 450.00 an hour, and
he finally settled for 6 months and alimony and a 528i BMW.
Therefore, be careful ... The most expensive "pussy" ever,
it cost me around over US$100K
Now days, do not mind telling the story, but be aware of those ladies from COLOMBIA, all they want is getting out of the country.

Its better to hired a pro ...

Saint,

Thanks for your very useful comments.

DfB

Alboroto is 100% correct. Probably not all of the Colombian girls are like that but I can tell you with certainty that those girls are DESPERATE to leave their country. The Argentinas and Brasileras i have found aren't like that. For the most part, most girls from Brasil and Argentina love their country. They love going to the beach and just enjoying life.

Colombianas have to deal with rampant crime and other fears. Like I said, I've received the vast majority of emails from girls from Colombia. Almost all of them will throw out their phone number immediately. Even this girl I met in the USA from cybercupidos.com from Colombia had already been married and divorced two times and she has been here less than 2 years! She has to find another one since she never was married long enough to legally stay in the USA.

I'm not saying it's not impossible to find a nice girl. I met a wonderful non-pro very intelligent, beautiful girl from Mexico that I dated for about 4 months. But remember something one of the girls in BA told me on one of my previous trips. "A girlfriend is ALWAYS cheaper than a wife".

Good luck,

Saint

I have met a very nice girl from Lima. She is an accountant and 33 years old. We have been cyber chatting and telephone for about a month. I think her family owns property and all her siblings seem to have pretty good jobs. I think she has a pretty good life in Peru just wants to get married. Any opinions ? I am 42 and know better than try to hook up permanently with a hot 22 year old :)

Chicagoboy,

The "M" word should never come into play until you've been dating a girl in a serious relatonship and you've spent significant amounts of time together. Would you go off and marry an American girl you only chatted with a few times on the internet and a few emails?? No way. Not sure why guys lose their focus when it comes to this.

I went to Lima recently for two weeks. It was really amazing to see that the upper crust and upper middle class girls almost refuse to date guys from Peru. The doctor that I met was in her upper 30's and from a very wealthy family. Her friend was in the same age range. Her family also owned tons of businesses and she was affluent. She also refused to settle down with a guy from Peru. They are hoping to settle down with an American, European or even guy from Brazil.

ChicagoBoy23, you shouldn't even be thinking of marriage or anything serious at this point. Just go down there and meet her and see her situation there. I met this amiga's family and I about shit when I walked into their house. I'm talking big mansion. These girls just want to find a nice, intelligent guy to settle down with. The last thing they need is money.

I've been dating a girl on and off for the past 1.6 years. I've flown her to my house in the USA about 6 times now for stays up to 5 weeks at a time. I've flown down to visit her over 5 times. This is the only way you can see if you're compatible. Good luck.

Saint,

There is no question about it, that not all the Colombian
ladies are the same. Here is an example the guy who introduced
me to this lady, he is a very lucky guy: He married this lady from
Barranquilla, Colombia even brought her into the US with a very
young girl of 8 years old. And, he has been married for about
three years, they still married and they just bought a house.
However, three of his friends included myself did not have
the same luck.

I was reading on the Costa Rica Forum, about this monger who
met this colombian lady and all she wants is US$$$ and telling
him all kinds of lies, those included that her Mom she is been
sick and therefore needs US$$$.

My experience had thought me to just be "careful" and when
you see a lady that all she asked is US$$$, best thing to do
is leave her ... in the other hand, you do not fall into this kind
of US$$$ needed if you hired a pro: In which case, all you do
is pay, take care of business and A D I O S !

Chicagoboy,

Please, Please, Please ... read my message. Even thought
they claim have money in their native country, believe me
they all want to come to the US.

One more point, try to find out the reason why they do not
want to married a native guy. I do have my own personal
opinion based on my experiences; however, that's your
"home work" and let us know.

Also, do not know which State you live; however, if you
live in the State of California you are to be "clean", since
its a community property and they will try to take your
money and run.

Just be careful ...

Pahllus Maximus was in the Madahos house last night running the ladies amok. It was a history in the making. Pallus is a cool guy with...hmm... unique taste and expectation in mujere entertainments LOL.

Jackson was also in the same house and the emperor changed all of his plan so that mongering can continue for two more days.

I look forward to uploading some interesting photos ùpon my return to the states.

Cali

What kind of mongering is in this area? Looking at property in this area.

Thanks


La Llave is a little village with only a gas station, a few small stores, etc. However, a larger town of Monte Coman is about 10 minutes away, and there is San Rafael about 25 minutes by car. San Rafael is a small city (120,000 people), but quite complete -- with building supply centers, restaurants etc.

This came from the real estate agent

Help. Did I make a mistake and entered ¨Latin matchmaking.com"? is this the Colombian girls analysis site?

Hey guys, keep the area properly attended and go for discussions to the correct site. Thanks, wastes lots of time searching for the mongering info.

Guille

Many opinions there are on this issue.

Common sense dictates that a woman with a child is likely to be
more stable, think things through more thoroughly before leaving you, because she has someone else´s future to think about.

2055

Calicula919

Thanks for the HUD. That blonde Brazillian bombshell is undoubtedly the cause of your delayed return to the USA - Underserviced Sexual Amigos. Cali is also a cool guy, expert in the local fillies. Today was diappointing. Took a duo, they crapped on all the time, were clinical etc. I should have trusted my judgment to walk out half way and throw 50AR to them. What a wasted pop. 80AR down the drain. Had a healf hearted session with EE titty brunette, not feeling inspired right now. Maybe it is too many girls.

I asked a group of schoolgirls for directions - they MOBBED me, giggling, wanting to know about the USA etc. Very friendly and sweet, one or two good English and proud to show it off and how smart they were to their friends. I got ideas in my head about this, because it would be all too easy for one thing to lead to another. A freebie schoolgirl virgin wanting to lose it to a Gringo. Anyone know the age of consent down here ? This may break several regulations established by WSG, but they were delightful and sweet, which I think plays a big role in chemistry. Heh heh...

Hopefully Cali, dh and Jackson can rendezvous for a night of mongering. Venus is/was in the face of the sun, and so the Emperor Cali should be in Venus, or whatever her name was - thats right - Kelly was it.

Kelly for Cali. Cute.

Thanks for the advice and warnings. I will try and keep my decision making in my big head not my small one. I am thinking maybe a pre-nupt is the answer. I agree that dating for an extended period of time makes sense.

Boys, boys, boys..

Ask yourself this about getting married.
What's in it for Me!

Pussy? You know better - getting married is the best way to not get laid I know! You'll get LOTS more pussy from girlfriends/favoritas then you will be getting from your wife after you get tired of her sh*t a few months down the road!

Companionship? How much of a companion is a woman going to be when you can hardly talk to her, and she has come from a background you can't even imagine.

To start a family? I don't believe it! She might (and probably does for several reasons), but I bet you damn sure don't!

Why get married?

Believe me, she has much more to gain then you do.

David

As Exxon says:

If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it, don't buy it.

Good advice for the most part. Truth is that guys are mostly sexual opportunists (natures plan) and women who have the consequences of that (pregnancy) and a shelf-life in attractiveness and reproducibility have a time metered agenda of securing the guy before the meter runs out.

It's a very old story.

Last night at Catto's ended badly. Three drinks later and later Chica wants to leave in exactly an hour after entering the door (but having a 20 min shower, thus reducing time to 40 minutes), whining about bambino. I said no, argument, and to cut a long story short sent her away with 70P and no release for my part. It always amazes me to watch the sweet girl at the bar who looks cute looks not so cute in the light and becomes a shrew.

However, had a fun time with Dickhead and tonight there is a rendezvous with the great Jackson.

Today I'll get a escort to come to me. I think I'm through with the clubs/bars save for hanging out with friends. It's paying full retail when there are hundreds of nicer and cheaper alternatives without the meter always ticking and pressure to buy drinks.

Play safe boys.

Capt. Dave,

Good point and lets hope ChicagoBoy take it into
consideration.

There is too much 'pussy" to get married.

Pahllus Maximus,

The blomdie is Kelly...My favorite one is Lila. May be u see her tonight if I am able to bring her to Jackson´s gathering. Of course will check with Jackson first....

Cali

Hey Saint,

It sounds like a great adventure, moving to BsAs. I am hoping to spend a few weeks soon attending Spanish classes.
I have a Personal GSM chip, and use the Personal Light pay as you go system. You can purchase up to a 50 peso card, so the per charge rate is somewhat better, depending of course on whether you call another cell phone, etc.
I use a Motorola V60i, tri-band, unlocked GSM phone, that I bought on EBay and it works fine.
I have had no problems in the captial or most of the outlying 'burbs.
It didn't work in Montevideo though and I don't know about other cities in Argentina.
I hope it helps!
Sky