2005 Reports

I will be arriving May 6,departing May 30th. This will be my 4th trip here ,so I am fairly familiar with many of the clubs, etc. I have reservations for a charming 5***** hotel in the upscale Barrio Once.
Here are a few places I read about that had good reports on the two local boards in Spanish. If any of you have been to these places and have any comments on your experiences there, feel free to post before I spend my hard-earned pesos on them!

av del mayo 881
montevideo 497/7th fl
rivadavia 2982/10g
rivadavia 916
bartolome mitre 1831
paraguay 820

I will post reports on all places that I visit that have not been reviewed on this board. If any of you want to go exploring with me,contact me thru this board. THANKS!

[QUOTE=Seismo]I will be arriving May 6,departing May 30th. This will be my 4th trip here ,so I am fairly familiar with many of the clubs, etc. I have reservations for a charming 5***** hotel in the upscale Barrio Once.
Here are a few places I read about that had good reports on the two local boards in Spanish. If any of you have been to these places and have any comments on your experiences there, feel free to post before I spend my hard-earned pesos on them!

av del mayo 881
montevideo 497/7th fl
rivadavia 2982/10g
rivadavia 916
bartolome mitre 1831
paraguay 820

I will post reports on all places that I visit that have not been reviewed on this board. If any of you want to go exploring with me,contact me thru this board. THANKS![/QUOTE]

I've posted everything that I know already here on this site. However, could you, if it's permitted here, post the URL's to those Spanish local boards? I'm aware of the Mr. Relax Uruguay board but not any Argentina ones.

One of them is [url]http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar/foro/index.php[/url].

I've been reading through the posts there. It's a parallel universe. If I try any new places that I learn about there, I'll report on them here.

Oh, they talk about how the ladies take advantage of foreigners when setting price. :D

Hello all,

First report from my 1 week trip to Buenos Aires.

For the first time I contacted Silvina because I really wanted to meet Pamela.

Silvina was extremely professional and a very nice person to talk to. I even had to reschedule from Wednesday night to Monday night because of some conflicts and she solved my problem within an hour after I called her earlier today.

Every time I have called Silvina regarding Pam she has quickly answered the phone and she was quick too to answer my various e-mails. Highly recommended.

Pamela's pictures are very accurate, although when she saw them tonight she didn't like them at all! She told me it was the first time she saw them.

She came to my hotel, I offered her a drink from the mini-bar and given the late night appointment she was starving and asked for the cheapest burger on the menu which I gladly ordered for her.

We spent some time talking about her, she has lived here for some years now and she offered to show me around some other time since I have never been very far from Puerto Madero on any of my trips.

While waiting for the burger we began the fun stuff. After a few minutes of DFK and just after the burger's arrival we skipped the BJ (don't really know if she does that or if it is a CBJ or a BBBJ) and went straight for the kill (since I have been in sex prison for so many months I was a little desperate).

Multiple positions, she definitely knows how to do her stuff.

When finished, the hour was almost up but she stayed for about 40 minutes more while she ate and we kept on chatting. I had a really good time. I really have not had this much fun with 90% of the ladies.

My rating: Full GFE (amazing gal).
Other Stats: Very nice body, small breasts, cute face with 2 piercings (nose and upper lip to the side but nothing that would get in your way), no tattoos.
Cost: P$200 per hour + P$20 cab and US$10 for Silvina which were given to Pamela.

I would highly recommend Silvina to anyone and I would definitely repeat with Pamela. She was awesome!

Now, however, on to my next appointments: I have Celenne (whom I have met before and about whom many have posted good reviews) tomorrow and Anna on Thursday (my first true blonde). Both scheduled through the very popular and also highly recommended Roxana.

If you have not called either Silvina or Roxana yet let me tell you that there is nothing like eliminating the stress of repeated calls and voice mails and wasted time & effort from your fun stay in Buenos Aires.

Going to bed now. On Wednesday I might visit one of the clubs too. I'll post everything here.

Thanks for reading!

Have fun,

B.

I got some of this info from Jackson at the mansion party, and decided to pass it along since others like me who go here may not be aware.

1) You don't have to tip taxi's

2) Tipping at restaurants that don't include it in the bill is only around 7%

3) Black's is an over priced tourist ripp off joint, in
my mind not worth ever going to.

4) Tell the chica how much you are going to spend on her, don't ask her how much she is going to charge you. Also, none of you should be overpaying, 200 pesos for just the act itself is more than enough. I think the rates depending on the location are 150 - 300 pesos. Anything more and you don't know what's up. Keep it low for those that plan to travel here again.

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After the party on Sunday a couple weeks ago, some of us went bar hopping, and I foung a cute chica bonita that was the best looking I met yet in Argentina. I took her to one of those motels around the corner, and had alot of fun.

When I moved here, I set a goal of screwing 100 different women in Buenos Aires. I wanted to do this by my birthday. Well, folks, I did #99 on Sunday and my birthday is a week from today. I will do only repeats until

[b]Saturday, May 7[/b]

and that will be the scheduled completion date. All mongers are invited to witness this solemn occasion. I will begin my search for the 100th victim in Jaz Pub at midnight. Those present should feel free to make recommendations.

It's been a long road, but a fun one.

I remain, your faithful servant,

Richard M. Head, Esq.

Mr. Head:

Your posts are great and everyone is glad you are back. I wish I could be present to buy you a beer on your birthday.

Unless you have a prior unannounced exhibitionist streak, you might want to clarify that you are inviting people to witness the search, not the solemn occasion!

HF

I thought you were closer to 200 ? All that posting all that pussy.
You're really just a rookie.

Starfe.

An invitation to watch Dickhead fuck his 100th has to violate some posting rule here!!! If it's not, make it a retroactive rule for fucks sake!

Christ just the thought of watching him screw some helpless drugged chica is almost enough to make me go fag, or become an alternative lifestyle person, for the PC among us.

Seriously Brother Dickhead at midnight on the 7th I will pay homage to the monger gods that your search is fruitfull and you find a human vacum cleaner.

2nd Night in Bs. As.

First things first: Congratulations to Dickhead on such a remarkable achievement. May gaucho gal 100th be ATF grade.

On to the report.

I had scheduled Celenne of forum fame (you can see old pics of her in the photo gallery as well as in platynum) through Roxana. Celenne called about an hour before the scheduled time just to double-check. She arrived on time, dressed very conservatively as requested. There was a big conference tonight at the hotel I am staying at.

Once she saw me she remembered me and all was great from then on.

As cute and beautiful as ever, Celenne now sports green contacts and straw blonde hair. Nothing can diminish her natural beauty though. She just has that angel-like face and perfect spinner body men die for.

After the mini-bar bottle of champagne was drained the fun begun.

DFK, CBJ offered but rejected (it spoils the DFK for me). Multi-positions.

Initially scheduled for $150 + cab for 1 hour I paid $300 + cab for 2 hours without any problems (no discount, bummer, but worth every centavo).

Celenne is my ATF in any country. You will not regret it. Soft spoken, but little english, conversation was easy and fun.

Try scheduling through Roxana though. She told me she likes working through Roxana because it is always a sure thing. She is not taking much appointments through Platynum. She is trying to scale back a little so enjoy while it lasts folks!

Next up: Anna.

Cheers!

B.

[QUOTE=Hobby Fan]Mr. Head:

Unless you have a prior unannounced exhibitionist streak, you might want to clarify that you are inviting people to witness the search, not the solemn occasion!

HF[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that. What he said. It's the [b]choice[/b] that's the main thing, see.

Mr DH,

It just so happens that I just may be there to share this momentus event with you. My only question is: What took you so long?

See you saturday my friend,

MM

DH,

Too bad I won’t be able to join you on this monumental occasion. I'll be in Prague this weekend. However, I just might ask whoever Eastern European girls I’ll be banging at that time yell out “DICKHEAD, DICKHEAD!!!” at the peak of the moment.

Have a happy B-day. :)

Sportsman

After my last post I just realized we all have overlooked something. I personally lost track of my monger victims at least 15 years ago. DH must be keeping a journal. Have you though of getting it published? I don’t know, I think I smell a NY Times Best Seller!!!
Sportsman

I´m here. Don´t everyone rush to leave the country or anything. I´m next to Checkers Pub in Recoleta. I´ll be dropping by some haunts tonight still.