2004 Reports - Edited

Knuckhead,

Sandy is indeed very beautiful. I had 2 sessions with her, the second of which was a threesome with another girl. I would say that she is in her late 20's. She told me that she is a Peruana.

I think that she in in high demand - in fact after my first appointment, she was going to another hotel. Nevertheless, she wasn't rushed and was quite relaxed and charming. I am not all suprised that she would be servicing 2 or more clients a day. How was she and did she do all the services ?

Cheers.

El Greco,
As discussed in the 'living in argentina' section, you cannot open a bank account in argentina unless you have a staying permit (DNI), that in turn is hard to obtain by legal means. However I was able to open a bank account with a large international bank because I was already a client of their offshore branch.
I don't know about Brasil, but here in Argentina, the best interest you can have on CD is something like 3.2 yearly, so it is not a good way of growing your capital nor living off it.

Greco:

CDs are giving you just 3-4%/year, while banks charge 20%/year for loans. A huge spread, but required for doing buiness in fragile conditions.

Andres

3.2%? That's huge!!!! In the US you're lucky to get 2%.

Why do you need to open a local bank account? Why can't you do everything online and through ATM machines?

JackDaniels:

Sandy indeed is in high demand. She had an excellent demeanor and in no point did she rush. In fact I was the one to end the session after two hours so I could meet with el Jefe. What was surprising was that she said sometimes she gets pulled out of Black up to our times a night. That is in addition to her aftenoon/early evening clients. For someone that popular she sure had a very charming and relaxed way about her. No wonder!

Knuckhead,

Also, I once saw Sandy. It was a the Rustique galleries 100 pesos. It was very funny, because she was answering the phone during the session, interrupting the BBBJ. At one point at I placed my little amigo in her mouth and she was perfoming while she listened some guy on the phone. Whenever she stopped the BBBJ it was to tell this Argentine dude how much she was missing him! Ha! She told me that she prefers americans customers, because they hesitate in paying whatever she wants to charge and because they are easy to please unlike Argentines and Peruvians. She also told me about fellow monger MLA and his chocolate syrup ha! Some chicas can TALK. I think she's just ok. The picture is definitely the epitome of what technology can do to picture. , But that's just me.

Hey Knuckhead,

Could you explain to me how is the "magic question" of "Swalk Cwalk" works? Could you write what is that you ask them? And how is that you measure their attitudes?

Stoly and Andres,

Thank you for updating me.

It seems that I was misinformed about Argentina banks.

Here in Brasil though Bradesco bank is giving a 20% interest to a friend of mine who is having a working permit.

He only had to invest with them 60.000 Reais.

Thanks anyway.

El Greco

Correction:

I wrote "because they hesitate"
I meant " they don't hesitate....
That's what she told June 2003.
DWC

Dances:

In regards to "Swalk Cwalk" question, it is best asked from Stoly himself. The passion and intensity that he puts in enunciating it makes the words sound this way. In brief, you gently ask the chica if she likes to give French, or better yet, untranslated French. Now, for some strange but very fortunate reason I really do not care one way or the other if the French is covered. However, it is the STYLE and the reaction of the chica in responding to this question that counts. If the chica laughs it off and says yes, or kindly and tactfully says that she uses a condom, the negotiations could go on (notice though, that it is a necessary but not sufficient condition. Things can staill turn bad). If all of the sudden she becomes standoffish or acts annoyed, looks the other way, her tone of voice changes, she raises her voice, or becomes otherwise unfriendly, you should move on. The bottom line is that even though you may feel these girls are in love with you :), not 100% of what they do is solely because they want to do it. Some of it is just "work". And just like any other "work", some people do it with a smile and some people do it naggingly. The perfect example is the famous "Barbara" who supposedly serviced our jefe. It is clear that she didn't want to "work".

Not an exact science, and by no means is it fool proof, but it helps.

Now, Let's hear it from Stoly himself!

Dancesw/chicas-

That is MRLA, and Sandy was one of my best. She "LOVES" the choclate syurp in the jaccuzzi at "Etolie', and I must say, one of the best times I had in BA. Tell her "Besos for MRLA. Can't wait to get back..All be cool!

MRLA

Hello, everyone,

just unfolding my legs after the 13 hours flight back home from Bs.As., and trying to get used to the lousy weather of central Europe, some thoughts and observations:

Chicas:

Veronica from Madaho's:

AVOID her like the plague. A small, slim, dark haired girl. Pro of the bad sort, tries first to negotiate rather high price, then in the bedroom immediately down south, condom on within seconds, bad CBJ, etc. Threw her out unfinished.


Mily from Madaho's

one of my favourates. A small, busty redhead, likes to talk (good to practise your spanish), much fun to be with, no hurry, en la cama whatever you like. She likes very much, if a man knows how to use his tongue.


Carmen, also Madaho's

My other favourate. Carmen is rather tall, has black, long, curly hair, smaller chest. She is probably the most tender women I ever met. The longest kisses since high school, a perfect BBBJ, true lovemaking. GFE? - Better. If you meet her, please be VERY nice to her.

Yanina, again Madaho's
(no, I was not there every night, I also have a small collection of phone no's):

Busty, dark hair. Seemed to be nice while taltking, but after the cloth's were off, it appeared that maybe a more frequent use of water and soap / shower gel might be advisable - a turnoff. CBJ.


Karin (or something loke that), from Catto's

I do not remember very much - so probably there is not too much to be remembered. CBJ.

General observations:

There seems to be some pressure from the girls' side (especially in Madaho's) to increase prices. While half a year ago, I usually did not have long discussions to take madaho's girls out for $ (pesos) 200,-, this happened only once this time, on a VERY slow sunday, and after having been told by the lady "Please don't tell anybody. We girls have agreed on taking $300".

I had the pleasure of meeting again el jefe Jackson, and for the first time some of the gentlemen I only knew from this board, first on a very remarkable birthday party and later on last week's AMA meeting. As said, a pleasure.

Acommodation:

I stayed in an appartment rented through Mayra. It was near the corner of Callao and Las Heras, 3 blocks from the Recoleta restaurant row (Junin), in the 6th floor of a quite modern building with 24 hrs security (I remember the night guy looking a little jealous when I came home). Bedroom, living room, kitchen and bathroom, under U$S 50,- per night. Only not so good thing: the bed was rather small, below queen.

Vitamin V:

It looks like the small, privately owned pharmacies are worth a try. The one on Vicente Lopez and Rodriguez Peña supplied generic sildenafil for $ 25 / 4*100mg without any problems. This was mentioned before on the board - and only a block away from my appartment, across the street from the Norte supermarket where I used to buy my "liquid supplies".

So much for now,

El Alemán


p.s.

If you did not do so yet, consider supporting WSG charities. Every Dollar or Peso goes really to where it is needed, and a Dollar buys a lot for those people who do need it. You can PayPal to Jackson, or just give him plain old cash while in Bs.As.

Hola Amigos,

I arrived on Saturday, and have been busy. I am staying in a large apartment this time, and I have to say it is much better than staying in a hotel for me.

The Chicas:

Saturday, Dayana from Area VIP, nice bod, decent face but not as good as the pics. 150p for bbbjntc, finished cowgirl. Very enthusiastic and sweet.

Valeria (I think) from Catoos, 29 yo (maybe early 30¨s) sandy blond with a really pretty face and good petite build. bbbbjtc, and very very good at it. Did not go for round 2 because I was too tired. 200p.

Sunday, Brenda (many other names in the past), super petite and painfully thin. I called her when she was in the middle of her workout in the gimnasio. She showed up right on time (rarity), and gave good service, bbbjntc, then various to completion for 150p about 2hours.

Sunday night after dinner at Tenorio, I strolled into Newport and had a 20p scotch and soda. Maybe a dozen girls at midnight, but double that a half hour later. I chose Fabiana, short blonde hair with an amazing tight body. She said she is 34 from Brazil, and is going to be going to work in Monterrey Mexico soon. This was my best session so far this trip. DFK in the taxi, elevator, couldn¨t believe how big my apartment is, and was just really sexy. Really good bbbj not tc, but the best sex I have had here. This girl has been around and knows how to please. 200p for 2plus hours. I gave her a tip, because she flat wore me out.

Supposed to meet up later with el Jefe, and looking at the apartments that others have mentioned, recon for future trips. The Parera apartments are very nice, but too much for one person. If anyone is in town, and wants to get together this week, pm me and I will give you the number. WTF, how many crank calls can I get my cell is 15-5401-0564.

That is all for now. So many chicas, so little time.

EZE :)

Oh, btw it is hot as hell here for a gringo from al norte.

Week2 report card

Day 1- Day 3

Saturday went to Madahos and settled for Brigitte, a new one (finishing her first week t Madahos).

1m65, dye blonde, staright nose, outstanding firm body with unique strong curve going from her back to her butt (like a gymnast at the end of an exercise). She wears a flashy green dress.

We chat a bit, I asked for "el precio por un momentito de placer", she answered staright 200P for 90 minutes for servicio completo.

Paid the bar fee 40P and up to a taxi to my flat on Posadas.

After a tour of the flat an on the terrace, we went to our respective bathrooms.

She came back fresh and we move down to business.

The nice about Brigitte is her attitude (she keeps her dress and shoes while fucking), good BBJ but I want to anxious to fuck. Fucked in all positions, she has a willigness to do well which is great.

Overall a great performance and for sure not the last one with me. Highly recommended.

Sunday sfternoon, went to a private appart on santa fe 3373, 5c, tel 4824 2490. 40p 30 minutes, 70p an hour.

2 girls, picked Daniella for 30 minutes. Daniella 38 years old, red hair, great blue eyes, a sensual body still in very good shape. Good bbj and very good fuck. A true deal for 40p.

At night, went to OBA OBA on Rivadavia, a local boliche with pool tables and overweighted girls.

Back to Recoleta at Newport, chatted with Laura, a dark long hair, around 35 years old thin body in a fishnet. Current price 200p completo, I took her business card she will be on the agenda later this week.

Went to Blacks around 3 AM, 30-40 girls, a couple of quite cute. Chat with one, started the negotiation. She opened at usd200 then went down to usd 150, then to usd100 + 100p to fill her car tank (which is about 50liters). I declined and stopped the nego.

Then I chat with a local asked him about the actual paid price, he told at 3am you should pay 100usd.

Monday afternoon

Imman (afroditas on line), olazabal 2570 3b, 4787 2364

25 years old, 1m77 without heels, long dark hair, a model body, thin with good curves, natural nice b-cup. 100p for bbj and coventional. nice body, nice figure but average performance. She just seems bored and is too passive. I shortened the session after 40 minutes.

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My first trip to BA was way too short, and time has been way out of my control due to business relations. I got the chance to have just one night on my own out of four days. And I was unable to plan anything, services of Roxana included. (somehow I thought that calling her at 1am was way too late for a first time.)

Isn't that a pity? However not getting at least a few hours of sleep was really not an option, my days in the office were hell.

I was in Recoleta and went to Affaire. For some reason, really dead place, no more than 10 girls with very average looks, nothing more than a 5 for me. Just 10 seconds into the club and I already had a chica asking for a drink. I gently told her to brush off. Had my drink alone and went out to Madaho's.

Totally different situation there, at least 50 girls (and more kept coming in), a few 8's, I would say. There was even a 9, by my standards, but she was already involved talking to an old guy and never freed herslef from that (a tall girl with black hair and an hair style much like fetish model Dita uses, for those that know her...).

It will make experienced mongers laugh out loud, but for me, a first timer, I felt like a child in an ice cream shop. Very unhurried atmosphere, no pressure, nobody pushing to buy drinks. I waked up from the dream rapidly though, talked to a few girls (being italian helps a lot in "inventing" spanish words) and ended up choosing Camila (not her real name, I'm sure), 28 from Paraguay, short reddish hair, great lips. Got a lot of DFK in the club and agreed on 200$AR.

Went to my hotel (Alvear Palace, way too expensive but what a service. I even had a "personal butler" during my stay). She was sweet and unhurried. I had BBBJ, then CBJ, fucked her from behind and came with her riding me on top. We cuddled afterwards, and she stayed with me for close to 2 hours. No, not a GFE, but a very warm and tender service from a pro. She even insisted in giving me her number and asked for my e-mail.
(by the way, no problems in the hotel whatsoever for bringing up a chica).

Hope I'll get back to BA again, I really enjoyed the place.

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[b]Knuckhead Returns To Paradise[/b]

Knuckhead's Surprise Package

Not so fast, my friends. You will have to suffer through my ramblings a little more for that. The way I see it, you are in B.A. having fun and I'm sitting here in the sex prison, so I do not feel too bad about dragging you along. Now, let's continue the account of this sexual decathlon...

10:30 am, Sunday morning: My breakfast AND the telephone call from mission control arrived at the same minute, awakening me form the stupor I was in after the session with "E" the night before. As Dickhead said some time ago, there is time to rest when you are under the ground, and now is the time to have fun. Roxana called the order of the day to this foot soldier; I showered, shaved, and waited patiently for...

10:57am: Augustina, a very early 20's medium built fake blonde with B 1/2 cups, brown eyes, and just the right amount of curves for the her body frame. She was wearing a nice head band that made her look sexy. This was a Roxana find, straight from Clarin. She was the only one this trip who asked for the money upfront. I had a good feeling about her, and this being Sunday morning with little possibility of getting another appointment, I accepted. She planted a big DFK on my lips and we went to bed. The BJ was covered but good, and sexplorito had no trouble "standing" to the task, not having had any "help" so far today. She then started the [guess what?] cowgirl position. I was having a good time, until...Buzzzz... the doorbell rings. The breakfast guy wants to pick up his cup and utensils. Fine, I run to the door and give them to him. I restarted where we left, with a new cover. More cowgirl, and Augustina appeared to be enjoying herself. Things are heating up again, but...buzzzz... this time it is the apartment door. I open the door and there was Stoly himself. Not knowing that this horny Knuckhead could be well into his first appointment by this time of the day on a Sunday morning, he was thoughtful enough to make me an excellent platter of fruit and personally deliver it. I took the fruit platter, thanked Stoly, and returned to bed. I changed the raincoat yet a third time, and continued cowgirl. This went on for about 8-9 minutes, after which, judging by the irregularity of her rhythm along with strong contractions I sensed that I was doing "something" for her. She suddenly switched modes and became wild, turning herself into reverse cowgirl, and exposing me to an excellent view of the "operating theater" as she made long, slow, and deliberate moves up and down. A light touch to sexplorito's two friends brought this session to a climactic end. Excellent!!!! Good morning, Buenos Aires! Chitchat continued and a little mutual body-to-body massage followed, but I wanted to save my energy for the upcoming appointment, so I did not start a second round. After the full hour was up she called her handler, who strangely was waiting for her downstairs in the car. All this for a grand total of 80 Pesos +10 for cab (O.K. I felt generous and gave her 20)!

12:08 pm: After freshening up a little. I had an obligatory meeting with the representatives of the B&C. I took a cab to Micro Centro, did what I was supposed to, had lunch and did some shopping at the outdoor market in the plaza in front of the Recoleta restaurant row. It is fascinating to see such very unique pieces of artwork being sold at very reasonable prices at this Sunday market. On 2:18pm I continued my comparative Viagra/Cialis study by taking 20 mg of Cialis, as the next appointment could not be left to chance under any circumstances.

2:49 pm: Friends, this was to be a very special appointment for me, one that I was to remember for a long time to come. I had previously asked Roxana to arrange this as a total surprise. Below is paragraph 9 of the email I sent Roxana before arriving, Verbatim:[quote] Finally, let me have a total surprise (oh, the anticipation is killing me)! I want to know nothing about this lady until she shows up. The most important thing about this appointment should be the following: This girl should NOT be about raw sex alone. More than anything, she should be very ROMANTIC and sensual. For this appointment, I care very little about this girl fitting any "mold" or being like a model. Average looks are just fine! What IS important is that she should feel genuinely warm, kiss passionately, caress gently, and the whole experience should feel like "making love", as opposed to "having sex". O.K., I understand it will not be true, but the acting should be damn good. In case you are wondering, let me put you at ease: It isn't going to be a very difficult job. Please rest assured I am very warm, passionate, and romantic myself. I look fairly average, and am in my mid [[red]age deleted for reasons of plausible deniability[/red]]. I assure you, on my end, that whoever the girl is, she will be satisfied with the way I reciprocate emotionally. Again, I do not care who this girl is or how she looks, only that she wants to "make love". Well, I think about 300 for a few hours should do it, but I will not be cheap with this one. BTW, speaking English is not important. My Spanish is not good but I do not want the English requirement to limit your selection. I will get by just fine in my broken Spanish. [/quote]

The immediate response, to paraphrase Roxana, was that she knew of two girls that would fit these requirements, and that she will not tell me anything about them until shortly before we were to meet. This, BTW, should give you an idea of how professionally Roxana treats your requests, and how resourceful she is. True to her promise, shortly before our appointment Roxana informed me that this very special girl was to be Maria, her roommate from few years ago. Now, that is my idea of "personal" service!

3:33pm: Maria is at my door. She is also featured on Argentina Private.[url] http://www.argentinaprivate.com/members/chica-maria1-photos.html[/url] Notice, though, that although she looks fine in the pictures, in reality she is a much more pretty girl. I immediately told Jackson about this, as her pictures do not do her justice. Keeping in mind that the perception of beauty is highly subjective, and that my personal preference, if you haven't memorized it by now, is a small to medium blonde girl with Eastern European features, allow me to elaborate: In person, Maria's facial and body features are much more delicate than they appear in the photographs. She has a very pretty and delicate nose, naturally green/blue eyes, perfectly straight teeth, and a beautiful mouth proportionate to her face. For some reason, these appear larger in the photographs. Also, she is quite a bit thinner than she appears in the photos at Argentina Private. To give you some Idea, I would say that the next to the last photograph of her on Argentina Private (as of today) would be the most representative of her face. Either way, I think she was one of the most beautiful ladies I saw during this trip, which was doubly pleasant given that my requirements above had not stressed this quality. I hope to be back in B.A. soon with a camera, so that I can personally and extensively photograph her myself from many different "angles", and submit them to Jackson. Well boys, since Maria was such a special appointment for me let me not go over the "blow by blow" (pun intended) details. Suffice it to say that she was (and did) everything I had asked for, and then some. Not only was she emotionally satisfying, she was very sexually intense as well. If it weren't for the fact that her pictures are over the Argentina Private, I would keep her to myself. I will undoubtedly repeat the next time I am coming back.

5:45 pm: If Maria were not to see the next girl, she would have to leave quickly by now. Sadly, and very gently, I hinted that our session has drawn to a close, and the two of us walked down together, all the while taking care not to run into the next girl. As one of my mentors would put it, this problem was a "wonderful problem to have". I jumped back into the shower and scrubbed to clear myself of the perfume, made the bed, and just in the nick of time the intercom buzzed. It was...

5:59 pm: ...Irina! [url]http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?s=&postid=192513[/url] Her pictures are under the "Chica Gallery-Irina" in the Argentina section. What a beauty, isn't she? Knowing Sexplorer's preferences, it wouldn't surprise you to know that Irinia is (what else?) a small [b]real[/b] blonde with East European features. She is a 22 years-old college student, originally from Paraguay, and has lived in B.A. most of her life. She was the only real light blonde that I have been with in Argentina. Just a matter of taste, guys, but I found her very lovely. I think I was her first referral through Argentina Private, unless el Jefe himself had beaten me to her (she said no, BTW- Sorry Jackson, I was feeling very jealous and just had to ask). Irina was on a mission to prove herself; she just had to "ace" this test, and there was nothing getting on her way. Very sweetly and passionately she danced with me, kissed me and I undressed her. Then I picked up this small pretty package and carried her to the bed. DFK continued, and then some ball licking. Then came the cover for a short BJ, which I interrupted as I just HAD to have this sweet little thing right away. I started a little missionary, to which she was very responsive, and then asked her to go for a cowgirl ride. I cannot begin to tell you how "tight" and luscious this girl felt. She continued for several minutes, then several more minutes, and several more minutes....and... what is happening? Why I am not coming? I am rock hard, this girl is as sexy as it gets, I am enjoying every movement, and yet I am not coming!!! This had never happened to me before. My friends, this was Cialis. Being a trooper, Irina kept on going, going, and going, just like the Energizer bunny. Her blood pressure was rising, her face was as red as a traffic signal and the vein in her forehead was just about to burst, she could not breathe fast enough, and BTW, in case I forgot, she herself had had an orgasm many many minutes ago. Feeling sorry for this poor girl, or more accurately fearing for her life, I decided to give her a break and put her on her back. Now it was my turn. I kept going, going, and going....this time MY blood pressure was rising, I was feeling lightheaded, I couldn't breathe fast enough, and I was full of sweat. Even though Irina was not moving, she was breathing like a locomotive, trying to recover from a few minutes ago. At this point, genuinely fearing for my life, thinking about my mortgage payments, my inadequate life insurance, and the fact that I do not yet have a will, I decided that I am too young to die, despite the fact that I had always wanted to go exactly this way! For the first time in my pathetic life I "faked" an orgasm...yes, you read right, I, Knuckhead, faked an orgasm, forgive me father, for I have sinned. My friends, she was not stopping until the task had been accomplished, and my primal sense of self preservation told me that such was the only way for me to walk out alive. Physically unable to walk to the bathroom, the two of us embraced and caught our breaths for a few more minutes. Irina then stood up and slowly limped towards the bathroom. She was a mess! Only if I could know what was going through her mind at that point... She showered for a very long time, came out, and melted in my arms, giving me a long kiss. I doubt that she was complementing my "mo-jo" or in her eyes, my perceived lack thereof; I suppose she was simply celebrating the fact that she was still living. I walked down with her, and put her in a cab. The tab: $150 pesos with $20 for the cab. I gave her another 20 more, I think. I asked her to call me if she wanted to have a meal with me at any time. About the Cialis, I suppose you now can draw your own conclusions. I for one will not be popping any yellow pills from now on.

8:05 pm. Back in the apartment, I was still winded! I collapsed on the bed, then took a bath for a little while. I then got dressed, met up with Stoly, and went to the Corner eatery "Che Recoleta" for dinner, not realizing that Roxana's Birthday party is also for dinner. Stoly and I talked about a number of interesting subjects, including contrasts between Argentina and North America. We then got into a cab...

10:00 pm: ...and drove to Roxana's Birthday party. It was a fun event, and I met many of the faces behind the handles on this board. Present, in addition to about 25 guys, were Patricia and Libia (from Argentina Private), Vanessa, and Mayra. I sat between Patricia and Nickster53, facing Flexible Horn, and close to Jak and El Aleman. The caliber of people on this board just amazes me. It was truly a pleasure to meet with everyone. El jefe himself was of course present too. Having just eaten a steak dinner (by mistake), I only had a sausage and a salad, followed by a tasty chocolate desert. Instead of eating, I concentrated on Patricia sitting next to me, a very nice girl indeed.

12:25 am: Towards the end of the dinner, I felt the "urge" one more time. I know, I know, I had just narrowly escaped premature death only a few hours earlier, but what can I say? Having enjoyed Patricia's company for the last two hours, I decided to continue the evening with her. I discreetly asked Roxana to inquire about Patricia's availability, and was glad to hear a positive response. The bill was divided among the guys, everyone paid, and several Taxis were called. I think I must have nabbed the second or the third one, now that I had Patricia in my arms and the "urge" was intensifying.

1:38 am: Back at the monger pad, Patricia takes a shower and the two of us embrace. She is a 30-year-old dark haired, elegant lady who does not work as an escort frequently. She has a day job, and took several precautions as to not have her activities as such exposed to her family and neighborhood. For this reason I will not post her picture, but she is the first lady on Argentina Private. Again, she did not feel like a provider at all (she probably is a true amateur) but wanted and knew how to please a man. Long, drawn out kisses led to a long, soft BBBJ followed by many positions and a very satisfying orgasm for me (and maybe her?). I kissed her goodbye after about one and a half hours and accompanied her downstairs. She again took precautions to preserve her anonymity, something that I appreciated, and came across as very lady like.

4:03am: This had been a very long day, and on this very same bed I had narrowly escaped death a few hours earlier. Maybe I'd better go to sleep now...

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