Berlitz doesn't have anything on you
You should hold classes.
You can tell that mine are slightly more than primitive grunts. That said, I haven't had a misunderstanding, yet.
In addition to my "to do" list regarding chicas, I will now have a "to use" phrase list, making sure I get through all of them.
[QUOTE=Captain; 413684]I want to fuck you.
Yo quiero fuellu usted.
I want to come on your face.
Yo quiero mi jaculatoria en sus cara y colorins.
I want to come in your mouth.
You quiero mi jaculatoria en sus bozo y labios.
I want to finger your ass.
Yo quiero insertar mi dedo en su culo.
I want you to lick my balls.
Yo quiero usted lamedura mis cojones.
I want you to swallow my cum.
Yo quiero usted trago mi jaculatoria.
I want to come on your tits.
Yo quiero mi jaculatoria en sus tetas.
Is my pubic hair a problem for sucking?
Es mi pelo pubico una problema para mamar?
Do you like circimcised cocks?
Usted gusta carajo circunciso?
Lets come together.
Confluir or completo juntos.
I like your long legs.
Yo gusto sus zancas.
Do you want me to slap your buttocks.
Usted quiere mi manoteas sus posaderas?
Fuck * You are very whorish.
Follar puta! Tu es muy putesca.
Yes! Cover my dick in your saliva.
Si! Ensalivar mi Carajo en su saliva!
Yes! I want it soaking wet!
Si! Quiero mojado hasta la medula.
Please rim my ass.
Por favor lames mi borde de culo!
Put in your mouth!
Embocar!
Damn it *
Maldita sea puta!
What is the closing time (when the girl enters the door to fuck you)
Que es hora de cierre.
She is a waste of time (as you go out of the privado telling the madam)
Ella es malgasto.
Remove your lipstick.
Eliminas su lapiz de labios.
Suck my lips.
Mamas mis labios.
I do not want condoms. I like your body fluids.
No gusto presartivos. Yo gusto su liquidos de cuerpo.
You have foul breath after sucking many dicks.
Usted tienes tuffo despues mamaste muchas carajos.
I want a girl with big tits and butt.
Quiero una chica con tetes grandes y culo grande.
- Hope this helps wannabe mongers first time in BA. [/QUOTE]
There is this one very pretty receptionista
[QUOTE=Captain; 413732]Dear WW,
I just fell down my chair, I laughed so much reading this one!
Thanks. . [/QUOTE]At one of the hotels I frequent. She's bilingual. I could try the Chevy Chase (used to be really funny, success spoiled him) or Jim Carey approach. Tell her that I am trying to learn Spanish but that I am a bit of a retard, would she mind speaking Spanish with me? Start out with the basic banter and now and then throw in something naughty. The look on her face would probably be worth it alone.
I would ask her if there was something wrong with what I said. She'd probably be laughing pretty hard at this point. I would then tell her that my friend Captain told me that was how you ask for a towel.
"what does it really mean?"
I would expect considerable blushing and hopefully a mischevious smile.
Then I would say, I wonder if he was messing with me? He taught me so much, now I am concerned that I might say something inappropriate. He also told me that it is polite to greet a woman by saying "Usted quiere mi manoteas sus posaderas?" is that OK?
You get the picture.
Don't make a fool of yourself, please.
[QUOTE=Wild Walleye; 413729]I'll be checking into a hotel with cute receptionista and when requesting extra towels, I will accidentally say something like "Por favor lames mi borde de culo"
However, I guess the outcome could be intresting. [/QUOTE]Before doing that I would take some Spanish classes.
As it is, you're just saying something that, grammatically, doesn't make any sense in Spanish.
Take some classes, please.
Sorry, but being Spanish my first language, all these sentences make me tremble.
Really, I'm not trying to put you down. But before using them, think about someone saying in English things like:
"I want come in your lips and colers" or "please lick border of my ass". Yes, girls would laugh at you.
With Spanish is just the same. The fact that you can manage to say a few words doesn't make it better. But worse.
A few corrected ones:
Yo quiero fuellu usted............... Quiero follar contigo.
You quiero mi jaculatoria en sus bozo why labios............. Quiero irme en tu boca.
Yo quiero insertar mi dedo en su culo................... Quiero meter mi dedo en tu culo.
Yo quiero usted lamedura mis cojones.................. Quiero que me lamas los cojones.
Yo quiero usted trago mi jaculatoria..................... Quiero que te tragues mi leche.
Yo quiero mi jaculatoria en sus tetas.................... Quiero irme en tus tetas.
Usted gusta carajo circunciso?............................. Te gusta el pijo sin circuncidar?
Confluir or completo juntos.................................. Vamos a irnos juntos.
Que es hora de cierre......................................... Cual es la hora de cierre.
Ella es malgasto................................................. Es una pérdida de tiempo.
No gusto presartivos. Yo gusto su liquidos de cuerpo......... No quiero preservativos, me gustan su flujo corporal.
Quiero una chica con tetes grandes why culo grande......... Quiero una chica con las tetas y el culo grandes.
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Sorry but all (except one) of your translations were grammatically incorrect.
Hope I helped.
