And if that weren't enough
Beware of getting ripped off by the increasingly fat waitress who has been there for years. She has become notorious for overcharging for drinks, pocketing the diff, and damn brazen about it. Ask how much ahead of time and insist on receiving change if any is due. You're actually better off dealing with the long time bald bartender. When asked about the waitress he just shakes his head.
[QUOTE=DaddyRulz;443276]As reported the place is just wrecked. Chicks asking 3,000 pesos, only to the telo or local hotel. One porn star type, huge fake tits, dark hair, zeros in on foreigners who had recently countered my 1500 with 3000 left with a drunk fat yankee and was back in 41 minutes. Think about that, they walked out, got to the hotel, went upstairs, undressed, fucked, she cleaned up, fixed her make up, got dressed, said goodbye, came downstairs and walked back to the club in 41 minutes. Lots of good looking talent, but none of it looks like it would be worth fucking.
When did the chicks from Black start giving such shitty service? They used to always be expensive but they would fuck the skin off your dick for the money. None of them ever shorted on time, they charged more but pretty much stayed until you were done.
There's two distinct levels there now. Ugly old or fat chicks that want too much or chicks that are actually pretty hot that want way too fucking much money but if you have spent more than 5 minutes in this game you can see it's going to be bored distracted, are you done yet? do you mind if I check my phone while you're fucking me? sex.
Sad.[/QUOTE]
Awesome Exhibition Tonight!
[QUOTE=Boston;443286]Haven't been here in awhile. Is it still worth a stop for a beer? BTW, how much are beers? Is Roberto the chubby guy who has been here for years?[/QUOTE]I just left New Port 25 minutes ago and it's Wall to Wall!
It's about 2:30am right now .
Maybe it's Not a typical night . It could be that all the girls are Back from the Holidays and it's time to Get Back to Work but :
I sat at a table outside with the best looking girls that I have seen in Years!
4 girls aged 20 to 25 .
Blonde to Brunette.
From tall to taller.
2 from Paraguay and 2 from Missiones up north. (same thing).
One is a Magazine Cover Girl. 10 Body .
The 20 year old from Paraguay is Perfect! Flawless! No faults visible . Model Perfect .
They come down to BA to work the scene every once in a while.
2 speak English well enough. Their Ring Leader was in London for a while. 10 Body .
Waiting on pix for the Boys!
I felt like a little boy in a candy store.
I'm Simply Amazed by the Quality that was at my table and I'm Out 5 days a Week or More Sometimes All Over Town .
I never even stepped inside .
TL
I did not pay the bill Tonight but
I think that I paid $250 for 2 Coronas a WEEK ago.
Waitress kept the change from $300 so I think the bill was $250.
I would have given her that anyway so I guess she read my mind. Watch your waitress but it could never be that much . It's just annoying .
Come on guys its not that bad
Dropped by New Port with one of my regulars after dinner and I have to admit I have never seen so many chicas in that place at one time. My girl tells me this has become ground zero since all the other high end bars were closed and I did see a lot of girls I knew from the other bars there last night. The only problem I see is the new girls have decided to bring the prices with them from their former haunts and seem to be blowing out the price curve for this location. I saw many of my regulars there as well as a the refugees. When Madahos closed some of the girls migrated here and attempted to keep the prices but after a while the prices fell. Perhaps this is going to happen this time.
My girl was telling me the business is really getting hard for the chicas with Argentinians taking their vacations and so many girls concentrated in one location. Remember guys, a lot of these girls are going home solo and not hooking up, which is something I never understood about these chicas, how is it better to go home with $0 in your bag rather than taking a discount and leaving with something?
Going to check out D'lirao next week and see what's happening there.
It is Better Only if You Are Argentine
[QUOTE=Doppelganger;443338]
My girl was telling me the business is really getting hard for the chicas with Argentinians taking their vacations and so many girls concentrated in one location. Remember guys, a lot of these girls are going home solo and not hooking up, which is something I never understood about these chicas, how is it better to go home with $0 in your bag rather than taking a discount and leaving with something?[/QUOTE]It is better to go home with $0 if only if you think with the convoluted mentality of an Argentine. Nothing being better than something does not just apply to chicas. Argentines do not want to believe that there is no inventory of many things.
Tres3.
Rather Jack-Off and Keep the Change
[QUOTE=Doppelganger;443349]One of the top blond chicas from Black, the cheap slutty looking one with short platinum blond hair, left with a guy for $3 K pesos and walked back in the bar not more than 45 minutes later. Go figure?
I guess this is the same mentality the Argies have, if business is bad raise the price.[/QUOTE]So I wonder if the guy gave her a "Quickie" or the "Full" 3 minutes?
Yes,
Near the corner of the 300 block of "Outrageous" and 350 block of "Obscene" are the 400 block of "Insane" and the 500 block of "Fucking Crazy. ".
Pussy Boycott Anyone?
Not likely!
TL.
How many times do we have to say it
[QUOTE=JamesPW;443361]I thought the dollar was strengthening and the peso weakening, what happened to pussy parity?[/QUOTE]There is no such thing as pussy parity. Just guys that are too drunk to say no.
The scene at NP is over, it's dead, it's finished. These chicks are 100% accustomed to gouging the tourist market and then giving mostly shitty service. The laws of chicaland are clear, there is an inverse relationship between price and service once you are out of the locally acceptable range. Pay 1500 to a seriously hot chick and you have respect and a good time. Pay 300 bucks and they think you're an idiot and treat you accordingly. This isn't something I think, it's something I know.
You guys can stay in Milwaukee or wherever and use the money you saved on plane fare to buy some of the top notch pussy there and have a better time.
I want a deposition from Chezz
[QUOTE=DaddyRulz;443642]You bastard, you ABSOLUTE BASTARD!
[url]http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhkbxr0Zl1qdb4cxo1_r1_500.gif[/url][/QUOTE]Can't we just go on talking bad about the place anyhow? I was enjoying it.;)
And yes Joe, we are getting old!
It feels like a modern day gold rush
1000 Pesos girls at Newport! I fear that it is nothing but a Black Swan event but here is to hoping I am wrong.
It would be interesting to know the circumstances surrounding the girl. Was she a part timer who just needed a bill paid the next day? Questions that it would be foolish and impolite to ask on a first date. You would ruin the onda.
Congratulations to Chezz whom I do not think I have ever met. It is sweet justice after Chezz was slightly harangued by Rio locals on ISG for spending too much at Centaurus. The locals of course can find equal or better quality for 200 reals or $100 less. Of course the $100 less involves the crap shoot of calling apartment girls or journeying Downtown which is at least an hour round hour trip if you know where you are going and more if you don't. Yes I have gotten turned around and lost direction in Downtown Rio. The last leg of the subway was being still being built last time I went so maybe it is easier and faster now.
I went, I saw and I returned home
[QUOTE=Joe23;443648]Yeah, a day more, a day older.
But, but, but, I'm now in the mood to hit NP and Hook tonight.
Will be there in about half an hour![/QUOTE]First went to Newport just after 1 am. The place was packed with girls that I've never seen before, probably ex-Black or ex-Hippo. I don't know where the old faces have gone. DR told me that they now sit at Excedra.
Many of the new girls were younger than the familiar faces and had hot bodies but didn't draw my interest. They were going to quote USD 300 per hour anyway and I could easily tell that they wouldn't perform well in bed. These girls compete on who can return to the joint fastest after being pulled out.
Just as I was about to move to Hook together with DR, "Rubber Nazi" came in and she quoted me 2,000 pesos. WTF! She says it's because of the inflation. Doesn't understand what "market" means. Typical Argentine. I almost felt sorry for her.
Nothing interesting at Hook so I left after 15 minutes. I gave higher priority to my Saturday morning golf.
Total damage: 300 pesos for 2 Cokes including tip to the barman, about 100 pesos taxi fare all together. That was my research fee last night. Perhaps there might be better nights but anyway that's what I saw. I think I'll stick to my regular girl.