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Minimum Age in BsAs
I would love to have the REAL story on this, as I have been with several club girls who were 19 and 20 y/o (4 that I can think of offhand, from Hook, Salome and 2 apts.)
Andres, any insights?
Anyone?
David
For example, here's one of the sweetest girls I have been with, who worked at BOTH Hook and Salome. She was 19 when I met her...
Hi, Guys!!!:
I'm not going to be in Buenos Aires from June,26th until June,29th.
So for your appts., please contact Vanesa; my assistant. Her cell. phone is: 155 106 0244.
If she doesn't pick up the phone, you can leave her a message and she will help you.
You can send me an email for your appts. to be done after the 29th.
Kisses, Roxana.
Capt. Dave:
As fas as I know, age of consent is 16. However, you may find many girls younger than 16 coming to the telos (love motels) with their boyfriends.
Hope this helps,
Andres
¿Teaching English in BsAs?
Has anyone looked into teaching English in Buenos Aires? How much does it pay? What qualifications do they look for? Do you need to be fluent in Spanish?
Thanks,
Bob
I have also been told by several girls the minimum age to work in a club is 21. However, I've met a few 19-20 year olds that told me that some clubs don't strictly enforce it. I think most clubs do enforce it though. Almost all of the girls I have met in all of the clubs have been at least 21. The only ones that weren't I met at Hook and maybe Ness.
I prefer the 21+ year olds anyway.
I've also been with women (2) who were 20 years old (saw ID) and working in the clubs. I think the 21 thing is bunk. But, I'd hate to find out the hard way. The favorita is 23 and normally I like them in the 25-32 range. 16 I ain't touching but that's just me. I think the important thing is to ask to see their ID if you have ANY doubts in your mind.
Bulldog, you CAN get those girls out of the triangle (Catto´s + Hook + Ness = triangle) for 150 for 2 hours especially after about 2 AM or so. I've never paid 200 in BA. The most I ever paid was 170 for an internet girl on my first visit. But the thing is, you have to buy them 2 drinks first, usually, so that is 40 pesos and you are right back to 190. Sometimes I am charming enough to get them to leave after 1 drink but in the case of Catto's they have to pay a 20 peso fine to get back in the next night.
Last night I fed the favorita the meal that Yesica from Hook passed on. God it was good. I am on a roll. I used the broiler for the steaks even though I wasn't familiar with it. They were too thick for the saute pan. She requested medium rare and I like medium and I hit them both perfectly. The mushroom soup was to die for. I almost fucked up the rice because I had the liquid in two separate containers and I only put in one at first but I caught it in time. It was also the first time I tried cooking the local spherical zapallitos, as opposed to the zucchini they also call zapallitos. A little olive oil, a little tomato puree, some queso rallado y bueno. Too bad I can't fuck nearly as well as I can cook. Mostly I just lie there.
So then the favorita goes to shower and comes back and um er uh mi amor I have something to tell you and um er uh. I say oh so you are starting your period. Oh yes and I am very embarassed. Well I am not so here is a towel and drop your fucking bombachas. Hey Exxon and others: Hydrogen peroxide removes blood promptly. Now if I could just get her fucking hair dye out of the pillows everything would be fine.
So we watch TV until five AM and then she says she needs an alfajor NOW. I say well I need a BJ NOW. We flip a coin as we often do and I lost so we ran across the street for alfajores. I was pleasantly surprised as they have my favorite Tri Shot for $0.90 and I have been having trouble getting for $1.00, often being forced to pay $1.10. I washed down two alfajores with a quart of Brahma and a Criadores on the rocks and then she kept her end of the bargain.
Then she wakes me up at 12:30 and says she is hungry again. I offer breakfast but she wants lunch so we go to Pippo's where she inhales ravioli while I choke down a merluza. Damn, the woman weighs about 47 kilos and she can eat twice as much as I can at 74 kilos. I mean, we didn't even have dinner until 11:30 and I am talking 320 grams (about 12 oz) on the New York steak (bife chorizo ternera sure looks like a NY strip to me) plus soup and lots of rice and bread and two whole zapallitos, plus wine. She cleans her plate every time, too. Also she is very good about doing the dishes and she refills the ice cube tray every time. Doesn't mess up the bathroom, puts things back where she finds them, etc. Plus she usually only has one glass of wine so I can have three. It's a good thing she has no tits or I might get smitten. She never makes the bed, though.
Anyway she is off to a visit home for five days so I will be audition some back up. Life is good.
In Hook, I found the amount of drinks you buy depend on how long you're taking them out, and the time of night. If you take them out late (3am), I think you only pay for one drink. If you take them at midnight, they may tell you to buy 3 drinks.
Dickhead:
Report #1000 had it all. Sex, food, alcohol, and gambling (the coin flip). Of course the high rating of the favorita is tempered by "she doesn't make the bed."
To all hands: if you have a chance to dine at Cafe Dickhead, do it; it's probably one of the best places to eat in BA, though if you are a female guest, you may have to do the dishes and put out.
Watch out BA, the Mouse is on his way and Dickhead's girl is out of town.
Shit if I'd have realized that one would be number 1000 I would have spiced it up even more. But I'm just a CPA so counting is not really my strong suit. Just like those Enron guys.
Yesica says she is on for dinner tomorrow night. This is her last chance. Salmon rosado with a light cream sauce.
Regarding the salmon rosado:
Please clarify the "light cream sauce"
Bob:
There are actually thousands of English teachers in Buenos Aires, either people who lived abroad or graduates from institutes and universities. They charge roughly ar$15-20 per hour. The most prestigious ones may charge ar$30 an hour. So, if you work 4 hours a day and 20 hours per week, assuming you can be taken as a very prestigious one, you can make about ar$2400 a month (an overly optimistic estimate). Finding 20 classes per week may prove an impossible task.
Yes, you need to have a pretty good command of the Spanish language.
Hope this helps,
Andres
DodgerBulldog:
I guess that you paid a reasonable price, although close to the higher end. You may want to contact Mayra or Roxana for alternative places (usually leather factories located at midtown neighborhoods) in case that you want to buy other leather apparel.
One famous leather zone for local people is located at the 500-600 Murillo St., at Caballito/Parque Centenario. You will see no less than 8 stores, so you can compare prices for average quality leather clothes.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Andres, 20 days per week, not even us brits can work those hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a feeling that while the rest of us would have trouble working 20 days a week, you definitely have the stamina to work that schedule if the profession was "Porn Star," FlexibleHorn! ;)
-Uncle Otto
Ursula, Areavip.
Fake pictures. I liked the photos displayed on AreaVip and was also intrigued by her being tall (1m78).
I called, and first thing, I found the voice abit bizarre and not that feminine. She told me that she is in fact 1m80 and 30 years old. she quoted me 200P/hour.
Decided to give it a shot went at Corrientes 1559, dep B
The lady who came down had no resemblance with the pictures. 1m 73, white skin, a bit fat, ugly dyied blond hair with large black roots and very uncleaned.
I declined and left quickly.
I was very surprised that AreaVip has fake pictures.
Frans
Frans,
Area-Vip's photos are masterpieces of deception. They can make a girl look a lot better than in real life. Take a look at Lara on Area-Vip, and compare those photos with the one attached to this message.
For 100% wysiwyg, stick with www.escorts-argentina.com.
Moondog
What airlines have the best deals on travel between here(EZE) and GIG?
TIA
Rip off alert.
Sol Ruiz Diaz from lasescortbaires.com is a total bait and switch scam.
God she looked good, a gorgeous, slender redhead, just like my ex. So I put her at the top of my list.
Roxana called back to say that she only wanted 70 pesos for an hour, and whatever I thought was fair for TLN. Roxana commented that this was highly unusual.
When the woman arrived, she was nothing like the photo. Scraggly dark hair, heavy body, ugly face. This was not going to be possible.
I took her upstairs to give her the bad news, as I did not want a scene to occur in the hotel lobby. She begged and begged me to let her stay, trying to kiss me repeatedly. Rather than "seducing" me as she hoped, it only made matters worse as she smelled putrid.
Thankfully, she finally accepted the 20 pesos that I offered for her trouble and taxi fair, and went away.
I took this one for the team.
DB
Following the bait and switch the night before, I was a bit apprehensive about my scheduled meeting with Cami from Platynum, also listed as Loreley on Gemidos and several other websites.
Not to worry.
Lola (her real name) was cute as could be! She said she had turned 21 on April 7, but I wondered if that may have been stretching it, as she looked very much the little school girl. She had a sweet, playful, fun-loving personality to match.
Although she claims to know "basic" English, forget it, she was clueless. We relied on my very limited Spanish and my Franklin translator device to communicate, but it worked out fine.
Perhaps not quite as elegant looking or risque as portrayed in her photos, that was no problem for me. I loved her bedroom eyes, fine, soft hair, tiny waist and ass, and perky tits, all punctuated by the constant smile on her face.
Add to this sweet, innocent look the fact that she was a seasoned and hard working pro in bed, and it was a highly satisfying hour and a half.
I found her manner amusing and endearing. We played together with my Astroglide and her thicker lubricant (called Tuliman, perhaps?), drawing designs on each other bodies. At one point I quoted from this board "chupame mi paronga" (suck my cock), and she scolded me for using a "mal palabra" (bad word). She told me it was nicer to call it my "pene." However, this sensitivity in no way interfered with her willingness to lick and suck until she had to peel me off the ceiling.
It is fine that many of you mongers just want to get your rocks off, but I also like to connect on another level. I enjoyed learning that she is the second of six children, and has a sister who is only two years old. She lives at home, sort of, as her parents own two houses - one for themselves, and one down the block for the kids. How practical.
I also found it interesting that she declined my offer of a cigarette, saying that she doesn't smoke. However, after walking her down to a taxi and she thought I was gone, I noticed that once inside she pulled out a pack of Marlboros. It was obviously important to her to have maintained her "image" throughout our encounter.
She was cute, tiny, fun - laughing and giggling like a teenager. In fact, we were so involved in the conversations that when she left, she forgot to take the envelope with her payment, and she returned twenty minutes later to pick it up.
I had every intention to hook up with her again. I give my highest recommendation for those of you who would find this type of girl appealing.
Alas, I became distracted and ran out of time, so this one moment will be all I have to remember Lola.
What a precious memory it is!
I experienced bait and switch with escorts-argentina.com. The girls may be 100% WYSIWYG but they may not send that girl. I will say it had a happy ending, though.
DH, anyone else that experiences a bait and switch with www.escorts-argentina.com,
You should tell Adriana about an incident such as this. The girl will told to clean up her act, or be kicked off the site.
Moondog
Moondog,
Lara may have posed as slimmer and more chic and elegant than she really is for her photos on the web site, but the picture you attached shows a very lovely sensual lady. Surely you enjoyed yourself thoroughly? At all events, you took a beautiful photograph. Any more?
Mur
I have been logging into this this forum on a regular basis for the last 6 months without contributing until now.
As I am in the process of moving from Asia to Buenos Aires I just spent some 3 weeks there researching the city and the new job.
Part of my pre-departure research was ofcourse concentrated around this board and what the city has to offer in terms of mongering.
Was not planning to post as I initially did not see what I could possibly add that had not already been said. On the other hand here are people willing to spend hours sharing their wealth of information with me so who am I not willing to give anything back.
Most of my time was spent working and learning Spanish, but I managed to go out a few nights.
First on my list was Cattos. I quite enjoyed the place, relaxed and the girls left you alone to make your move. In my opinion the selection was not fantastic, but this was a Saturday and I understand weekends are kind of quiet. Started talking to a blond from Montevideo who probably realized that I was not into her and left very soon.
After a few minutes this other girl comes over and start talking to me. By the way there is a delicate balance between girls not being pushy and not showing any initiative at all. I dont like having to chase them, IMHO those girls that genuinely show some interest generally performs better so I am happy for some initiative on their part. She was not a stunner, but showed some moves on the dancing floor that led me to believe she could move well in bed as well. Spent a couple of drinks on her over the next hour. After she had repeatedly stuck her tongue in my ear I decided this might as well be my first "Argentinian" experience, so we agreed to go back to my hotel. Paid $90 for the drinks.
The experience was excellent, BBBJ, DATY, a whole lot of different positions. She stayed for over two hours, was not in a rush and really seemed to enjoy herself (maybe she fooled me, but in that case it was so well done that it did not matter). After my second shot I was tired, it was 5 am and we agreed it was time for her to leave. Now up to this time nothing had been mentioned about money so I tried to recall what had been written about the subject. I gave her $200ar and she did not count just put it straight in her purse and seemed very happy.
Here is a question for you experienced punters, as I need some feedback, did I pay too much??? I was very happy with the service I got for my $200ar.
My second night out started at Affaire Recoleta (as you guys can see I am following the script, as a beginner no venturing into places that have not received favorable comments here). About twenty or so girls and maybe 4 guys. Decided to opt for one of the nice white sofas. Think I made a mistake not sitting in the bar, seems the possibility to interact with the girls would be better there. Chatted with a few of the girls, but didn't really fancy any of them so left for Madahos.
At Madaho's paid my entrance fee (yep, maybe I should have mentioned my knowledge of Jackson however remote, but decided I was going to have my drink, so it couldn't make much difference). Picked a seat at the bar this time and was immediately approached by an ugly blonde who I practically had to push away, had to tell her that I was not into blondes before she would leave. Before I get the chance to view the scene another blond takes the seat next to me. She is a sweet girl from Mare del Plata. Well, another few drinks and we decided to leave.
She joined me to my hotel and this rather mechanical sex act begins, which leaves a lot to be desired.
Working hard I managed to come after which she got dressed and asked for $300ar. Please note that up to this point no money has been mentioned so I say that noone pays more than $200ar for 1 hour, which she reluctantly accepts when I push the money into her hands and tell her to leave.
I had a quick shower, but did not feel complete so I decided to go to Cattos to pick up the girls from the night before for something sure. Had a somewhat embarassing moment in the lobby when the Madaho girl was still there waiting for her taxi chatting with the bell boy......
The night ended ok as I found the girl from the night before at Cattos. Gave her $200ar again which she (reluctantly???) accepted.
Ok, have a few more experiences to share, but those will follow later. Right now I would ask some of you experienced mongers out there show some mercy on a newcomer and help me with some issues I have been struggling with.
- Should I initiate a pricediscussion before leaving the club if she doesn't?
- Two times a paid $200ar for two hours unrushed excellent sex, another time I paid the same for something that lasted half the time. Did I overpay the last time? Should I maybe have given the Madaho girl only $100ar?
-I dont like to be rushed so a two hour session is sort of perfect for me, do I need to make that clear at the outset otherwise they will assume a (standard??) 1h session?
- From this board thought Madaho was a relaxed laidback place, but to me the girls seemed very pushy. Was I unlucky, did I look like an easy prey as first-timer, or is this just the way the place is?
- The second time I was with the Catto girls she did not seem to want to take my money. Was it too obvious to her that Ï was "just paying a hooker? I am sure she was happy with the money so how to do it in a tactful way?
-What is it with this guys from the clubs helping you into your taxi expecting tip. Pay or not?
I realize that answers to some of these questions might be covered already, but believe me when I say that I have researched and found no good answers.
Well for now, that's it.
I'll be back!
DodgerBulldog,
Just remember that when the website says that the girl speaks basic English, it means that they know how to say, "200 pesos, your hotel." :)
Thanks for the nice report.
Moondog
Murillola,
She is actually a fun girl, gets a little wild when she starts drinking different drinks on the same night, such as beer, champagne, wine, etc. She can be a bit obnoxious after that, but for the most part, you will have a good time.
Here is another photo for you.
Moondog
Respectful
I don't think you overpaid, but, IMHO, you should ALWAYS get the money issue out of the way before you leave. For one thing, I feel arguing about money is tacky. Madahos girls have all decided they are worth so much that even $200 quickies are getting hard to find. Added to the stiff drink prices, I seldom go there anymore
My suggestion is always to tell her what you want and how much you will pay, and then it's done - she can take it or leave it. You can imply that good service = a tip, but if you do she will expect a tip whether the service was good or not.
I violated this rule with a lady from Excedra once, who came home and wound up spending the night. Since I hadn't planned on an all-nighter, I hadn't talked about money.
In the morning, while she was showering, I put $200 AR on the bed next to her bag. When I came out of my shower, it was still there, and she was looking a little petulant. She said she wanted $300, and we (good-naturedly) argued a little and I finally gave her another $50. She stuck out her lip and said no, she wanted $300. I said OK, but you have to fuck me again (with a smile).
She said "OK" and whipped the shirt off her nice clean showered body and off we went.
I gave her the other $50, at which point she said "Next time it's OK for $200" and off we went for breakfast. True to her word, next time was $200, and I still see her every now and then.
I have another one who has a standing deal where I give her $100 plus $50 every time we do it. She loves it, and I feel better about waking up at 4:00 AM with a stiffy and forcing the poor thing to help me out when I know she'd rather be sleeping. Now I can just her little cranial slot machine go "Ka-Ching" and everybody wins!
David
Exon Reporting : RESPECTFUL, a very nice report for a Newbie. I think you did just fine for your first couple of nights in Buenos Aires. Since you are moving their with a new job it won't take you long to catch on to how business is done in Argentina. You probably could have had the girl in Catto's for $150 peso's or less, but theres no shame in paying the $200 you did for good service. One rule of thumb taught to me by our leader Jackson, is "never take a girl out of a Club unless she's all over you and acts as if she's just won the lottery by attracting your attention". We all being different, have different ways of Mongering. Mickey Mouse for an example makes a trip to Buenos Aires a total and complete FUCK FEST. Hes on the ground right now as I understand it for a mere 100 hours. I bet he does 16 to 18 different girls in 4 days. Capt. Dave as another example, Mongers more like me in the fact that he has about 4 girls he keeps on the string as his regulars always searching for something better. I have also found that in my best sessions money was never mentioned. I would just always slip the approprate amount of money in her pruse or pocket at the end of the session. One thing you should remember though is what ever price you establish is the price for repete sessions. Also I have found that if the girl really likes you money becomes secondary. I had $150 peso dates that turned into all nighters simply because the girl didn't want to leave. Finally I have found that the Clubs in Recoleta, with the exception of New Port, are not the value you'll find in say the Golden Triangle, Catto's, Hook & Ness. It must be that Recoleta has higher overhead and their looking for the tourista dollar. Last bit of advise, hang with DickHead for a couple of nights, he'll get you squared away ----- Exon
Respectful,
Nice report and welcome to the BA sex scene. I myself have been there now 3 times in 14 months and am planning to return for my 4th time in 15 months. I think your payments were not too far off base. I have to agree with EXON in that the Cattos/Hook/Ness girls are alot less expensive and demanding than the say Madahos and certainly Black (way out of kilter). On my last trip in March I stayed about 3 blocks from the "golden Triangle" and took a total of 5 girls from those clubs. I paid 100 3 times and 120 twice (for an hour). These were very lovely ladies and I got GREAT service from each. I repeated with 3 of them and dream daily of 2 of them. Madahos was pretty good about a year ago. The standard rate then was 150 and I took 2 girls from there for that rate (1.5 hrs) and was satisifed. However in March I went there and foud it WAY too aggressive and the girls all seemed to have these poor jaded attutudes nand asked for 300. So I passed. The one exception in Recoleta is "Affaire". FLEXIBLE HORN turned me on to this one. The entrance was I beleive 25 and 3 drinks. I took 2 girls at 120 each. All in all good experience.
Now the cafes..you didnt mention them, but I have taken about a total of 7 or 8 girls from Excedra and Orleans and NEVER had a bad experience and never paid more than 100 for an hour or 150 for extended time including all nighters. Besides, I like the atmosphere at these places -low key- and not pushy, no entrance fee and cheap beer and food comppared to clubs. Plus the whole idea and sitting and making eye contact and inviting as girls over is so much more like "non pro" activities, except you know how it will end!
OTH
Well the Mouse landed yesterday and off we went. After dinner at Estilo Campo, which I believe to be a bit overpriced but the mollejas were excellent, and two bottles of wine, and limoncello, we decided for some reason to have a drink at each of the three clubs in the Triangle. We got jerked off AGAIN in Hook: a tout gave us a two for one drink coupon but then the bartender b i t ch would not honor it. She said the SECOND round would be 2 for 1. Well, you treat us like that there ain't gonna be a second round. Bueno. Ness was dead as usual. Catto's was great. Good selection, good service, no problema. But I cannot take anyone out of there and anyway we wanted to go to Nuevo Estilo.
We got there about 1:30 and bullshitted past the cover. First time I remember that happening. Doorman knows my name now. We got an excellent table by the stage even though it was very crowded. Antonela was booked solid and hardly had time to say hello. We had a number of beers and then left. Then it gets hazy but the Mouse kept buying drinks and I vaguely remember going to Ness again and then there is a gap but somehow we were in Catto's and he had some tongue down his throat and the next thing I remember was some gal saying okay I am going to change now and then another gap and then it is 5 AM and I have some chica in my bed whose name I can't remember. Then there is a whole bunch of sex and then she is saying it is dawn and I need to go and then more sex and she falls asleep. I can't sleep and I keep going down on her trying to wake her up and then drinking more beers and trying to sleep and then waking her up some more and blah blah until she finally wakes up at 1:30 when the Mouse calls. She freaks out cuz it is afternoon but I stick her again. Then it is money time and I say "we never discussed your gift, did we?" I have no recollection of whether we did or we didn't and I have 2 100 peso notes and a 20. She says we didn´t. I want to give her 150 but I don't want to give her 200. I So I say "What is fair?" and she just shrugs. So I offer her 120, expecting her to be petulant but she is happy and takes it and gives me her phone number. That was good because she also gave me her name which I still could not remember and I don't like it when that happens.
I am hoping and praying I took her from Ness and not Catto´s but as memory returns I know damn well I took her from Catto's so I will have a problem later. Bueno. A nice girl but she stuck her chewing gum on the wall above the bed so points must be deducted for that.
I have to say that as compared to previous visits, I am finding a lot more gals who want it kind of rough. Bueno, listo, chau, barbaro.
Dickhead said,
[quote]and the next thing I remember was some gal saying okay I am going to change now and then another gap and then it is 5 AM and I have some chica in my bed whose name I can't remember.[/quote]
I was LOL at this. Sounds like a fun night. :)
Moondog
Another Newbie Report.
The following MAY have taken place between Jan and March of 2004 within the friendly confines of BsAs. First a little background of me and my traveling companion. We are both above average looking, around 30 years of age. 2-3 years of HS Espanol for each of us. Prior mongering experience in various places in eastern Europe…with the highlight being Prague. Unfortunately this WSG forum was not used as a reference for these trips. Fortunately it was discovered before going to BsAs. This forum proved invaluable which is why I am returning the favor by documenting a little of our “journeys”.
The trip started off with a city tour provided by the lovely Roxanna. (see separate post in the appropriate category concerning the value added by both Roxana and Mayra).
In this thread I will focus on the various Boliches, experiences, and other encounters throughout the trip.
Hook:
We started off the Boliche experience with a trip to Hook. After a few cocktails both of us had found our targets and started to mingle. Being rather impatient after a few hours in the air…I got down to business quickly. Cien y cinquenta pesos. Filled. We were off to our hotel. Unfortunately the hotel wouldn’t let her in cause two people were already registered to the hotelroom. Oh well. Love hotel it was. Overall looks, 8, fantastic body, and true GFE experience. I would say the average chica in Hook was a 6.5 but my friend and I both rated their services more like and 8.5 to 9.
Our second trip to Hook was a little strange. The power was out. So each lady had a candle in front of them. You couldn’t see shit. I saw “Romina”, the dark skinned hottie from the night before and made up my mind right away as you really couldn’t see shit and at least I knew what I was getting into. Back at the Love hotel she was even nicer the second time. Same 150 pesos…but this time she hung around for more like 1.5 hrs. Afterewards she said next time she’d spend the night for the same 150 once I got my apartment rented through Mayra (see my post in Roxana’s forum concerning my apartment renting experience). Overall Hook seemed like a great place. Shankees had no problem there.
Cocodrillo @ 1311 esq. Paraguay
Next up on our list was a visit to Cocodrillo. This place ended up being our most frequent hangout…as they never seemed to close. Apparently “single” working chicas from most Boliches head there after their respective establishments close. They like to dance there and unwind…and generally seemed to be having a fun time. It was however hit or miss depending on the night, and there didn’t seem to be any pattern to this. Chica prices there were between 150 pesos and 250 pesos. See the photo section for a few pics of different chicas from there (who my friends hung out with). Overall several great experiences with different chicas here. And if you were horny at 4 am after striking out at the non pro clubs, you could score. For this reason alone the place deserves special attention. Cost of drinks were the same for you and your chica (20 pesos I think).
Madaho’s
One tidbit of advice here for some who may be similar to me. I have this problem where I see the hottest f-ing girl and just have to have her. Regardless of her personality. Basically I end up taking the first chica who I think is hot, only to have the chica turn out to be “sushi” or raw fish in bed. After taking shit from my friends for this, I finally decided to actually talk to the chica and decide whether or not she truly seemed like she’d be into the experience, and not “sushi”. Needless to say I had my best pornstar experience, because of this, at Madaho. This girl LOVED the camera and video camera. Photos of Kelly in the appropriate thread display only “some” of the evening, and you decide for yourself if you think she was “sushi” She was so much appreciated that I called her the next night for round two. Sandwiched in between encounters was a trip to a massage parlor and a visit to 1707 santa fe and quite a few “Vitamin V’s” aka Viagra which I am now addicted to, but I digress and will talk of those places later. 300 pesos for 2 hrs the first night. I had such a great time the second night I gave her close to 500 pesos for the entire night. There was one funny encounter the second night when she spoke for at least an hour straight before we went to the bedroom. I understood maybe 10 words. I was drunk, stoned, Vitamin V’d up. All I could think about was…well the pictures should tell you that. One funny note, I gave her number to another buddy who called her. She showed up, and wasn’t Kelly. It was Kelly’s friend who shares the cell phone (who she told me about) pretending to be Kelly. Needless to say this “John” had seen my photos so was on to the bait and switch. I am sure there was not bad intent as Kelly was a sweetheart, it was just funny.
One other chica encounter at Madaho’s has photos. Another GFE experience and she was happy to pose for the camera as well. 250 pesos for an hour I think?
Overall Madaho’s had superhot, friendly, upscale chicas. The décor was also really nice. I really liked the place. 40 pesos for a chica drink was a bit pricey. Chica prices were fair.
Black:
Let me tell you that I LOVE hot women. And let me tell you that this place had them. EVERYWHERE!! Unfortunately for me my first encounter was “SUSHI!!!”
She was a 10 lookswise. She was a 1 in the sack. (I’ll try to post a photo but I have to get it from a friend). With the advent of Viagra I have given up any desire to “slow” myself down so round one usually doesn’t last all that long. And this girl was F-ing HOT! So, a few minutes in I’m done with round one. A minute later I’m ready to go again (she’s f-ing hot and I just love Vitamin V). She says no, 300 pesos was for one time, not one hour. Originally she wanted 300 dollars, Pardon the pun but that should have been the first clue that she was out to “screw me”. I was bummed. She then goes on to just babble for a few minutes, then she tells me that she is one month pregnant. My Spanish being poor I think I have misunderstood, but she goes on to describe it again. This has to be one of the most comedic moments ever, a chica telling you that she is one month pregnant just after you get done doing your deed. Priceless. Well 300 pesos I guess. I refused giving her cab far home as she refused round two (this was rare for the trip, most girls were responsive for round two, or round 5 in the case of chica #2 at Black).
Even after having a bad first experience at Black I had to go back as the chicas are so F-ing hot there. Yeah there are still a few 4s, 5s, 6s. But this place has the most (quantity and percent wise) of 8s, 9s, 10s in the city. These chicas know that they are 8s, 9s, and 10s. Because of this you MUST try and figure out the personality of the chica if you wanna have a fantastic experience. I don’t believe that all 8s, 9s, and 10s are “sushi”. Fortunately I found a wonderful girl “Natalia” at Black my second time there. She was a sweetheart. She had a 10 body. (she was 30 but looked 25 without kids…and I don’t think she was one month pregnant either). Her face was an 8.5. Her personality was a 10. And she was a dynamo in the sack. She was more then willing to go 5 rounds back at my apartment. Man I love vitamin “V” 300 pesos. I tipped her an extra 100pesos after getting her phone number. I called the next night and she arrived promptly. After 2 rounds we went out to dinner at a nice upscale joint in Palermo Hollywood (sorry I don’t remember the name of it). She was a sweetheart. Back at our place after another 2 rounds she turns to me and says “this no es normal!” What, 9 times in a 24 hour period isn’t normal? Wow I love “Vitamin V”. Now back in the states I have found a new friend…it’s called “Vitamin C”. And yes, you guessed it, the “C” stands for “cialis”. That shit is crazy! Overall I would say Natalia and Kelly were my best experience of the trip. And that’s even without any pictures of Natalia. She was a true GFE.
Trip 3 to Black I ran into the pregnant girl. This time 2 months pregnant. I passed as we each gave each other cold stares. The girl I ended up choosing seemed to have a good personality at Black. Unfortunately back at the “Bat Cave Love Hotel” the girl (I forget her name) who turned out to be a robotic piece of “sushi”. She would only do me with her on top. And I had to really persuade her for round 2. And this after I got the suite at the “Bat-Cave Love Hotel”. (speaking of that someone should really rate the different love hotels). Basically this girls personality changed after she got me out of Black. So, even if you really take the time to talk to the girl, YMMV and you may end up with a piece of “Sushi”. But Black is worth going cause the place is PACKED with superhot women. The 80 pesos drink for the chica was damn steep though. 300 pesos for a superhot GFE chica seemed reasonable to me.
Newport:
Newport was a fun little bar with reasonably priced drinks and good crop of women. It had more of a bar atmosphere to it, as opposed to the clubby feel of Madaho’s and Black. It is also a place where visiting chicas and free-agent chicas head to when they wanna earn an extra buck. I picked up superhot 18 year old from there. (I saw her identification when she showed it to the hotel front desk. Also see photos in the appropriate section of this cutie). I had a hotel room overlooking the obelisk cause the electicity wasn’t working in our apartment after flooding for a few days. With the windows open the view was amazing as I bent her over out the window and did my thing while staring at the obelisk. This is at midnight so there were still tons of people on the streets. This was truly an awesome experience that I will never forget. 250 pesos.
Photos of a visiting brazillian chica from Newport also can be found in the photo section. She was a pretty good GFE back at my apartment. She looked way hotter at Newport though 200 pesos. Isn’t it weird how hot chicas look in dim lighting? Kindof like the Seinfeld episode.
1707 Santa Fe:
I absolutely loved this place. Even though there were only between 2 – 4 chicas there on the 6 or so occasions I went, I was always completely satisfied. I can think of nothing better than an afternoon rendezvous for 100 pesos. You don’t even have to negotiate that price! And the room is included. Basically you are greeted by the hostess. She sits you down. Then the girls come out one by one. Then you pick the chica and the time frame. 100 pesos for an hour. Every girl let me go for 2 rounds. In each of my 6 visits there was very few overlap in the chicas from visit to visit. And on my last visit I, after waiting 10 minutes to see the second chica working (the first was doable but I figured I’d wait) I met an absolute knockout. BARBARA. Ahh, she was HOT and super-sweet. She made sure we got into a position so that we could take advantage of the mirror in the room. Unfortunately I met her in the last couple of days I was there…and I couldn’t pay her a visit as she wasn’t working the next couple of days. Then I asked for her e-mail or phone so that we could arrange a private date (I would have paid anything) and she said ok, then she went to get a pen. Next thing I know the hostess barges in and I’m being yelled at (in espanol) by the hostess (Barbara and I are both buck naked on the bed) for trying to take away business from them. Is the f-ing bedroom miked? How the hell did the hostess know what we were talking about!!! Unintentional comedy was off the charts. Me trying to respond in broken ass espanol that I had no idea what was going on. Moral of the story: The place is awesome. 100 pesos for two pops in the afternoon with the accommodations included cannot be beaten, not anywhere in the world. Just don’t try and get their number while in the bedroom. You can take them back to your apartment and get the digits there.
IN CONCLUSION
BsAs is an unbelievable mongering scene. Enough thanks cannot be given to this forum, Roxana, and Mayra for helping make this the greatest vacation ever.
And I’ll summarize the best 2 day mongering stretch of the vacation in a few words: “Seven Vitamin V’s”.
More will follow as I remember. As will the thread for Roxana.
I just posted most of the photos today so they may take a couple of days to show up. Be patient!
[blue]Hi,
I appreciate that you were fortunate enough to have had an acceptable experience at 1707 Sante Fe, but please remember this:
At 1707 Sante Fe, if you select a chica that a few minutes later proves to be uncooperative (changes the terms of service, develops a sudden medical condition, decides that she doesn't like you, doesn't like your selection of positions, refuses to perform, etc.), your session will be terminated, they will keep your money, and you will be shown the door.
Please read:
http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1857
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
Respectful:
I agree with the other mongers: You did fine. Prices are on range, actually pretty low for a first-time visitor to the city (I remember that my first experience in Asia was $50 for a short chatting with a Japanese lady...).
I heard that Madahos is getting worst, so don't be surprised to find chicas more pushy than expected.
Respect to the price discussion, I prefer to set things beforehand, to avoid misunderstandings. However, you may feel at the club that the girl is adaptive and open, so chances are that she will accept whatever you will give her (she is also doing by not setting price upfront from her part, since she also feels that you are not a cheap monger and will be razonably generous). Otherwise, she would tend to set price before leaving the club.
Respect to taxi tips, I pay once every 3 times I take a cab there. This way, the bellboy knows that he may get a tip but it's not something he would always get.
Respect to duration of sessions, things are very flexible down here. Girls would be accomodative if they like you, regardless of the club's rule for coming back.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Yes, the Mouse has landed and I began scampering even before the captain had set the parking brakes! So let me fill in some gaps if I can.
The first 30 hours:
Soon after checking in I had a Favorita visit for my "Welcome to BA" afternoon delight. There is nothing like getting that initial load out when first arriving. After much pleasure, a massage, an hour nap and more pleasure the phone rings and being the Dumb S**t that I am, I answer thinking it must be some Dick Head calling; but guess what, it's another Favorita calling to welcome me in hopes of coming over. Well, a quick two step was in order since Favorita #1 was still there, so I got her out the door and called back #2 so I could catch a ride on her welcome wagon. Badda Bing! Life (BA) is Great!
As my partner in crime said, dinner was great (IMHO the Best Lomo in Town) and our visits to the clubs was an adventure. There were about 10 girls and absolutely "NO Men" in Hooks when they tried the 2 for 1 hustle. Ness was short on Talent, but Nuevo Estillo was packed with about a 10 to 1 ratio of men to women and there was no chance of snagging the cream, even though the shows and beers were better than normal because of the free admittance.
Now the fun really begins, Back to Catto's and as usual, Luca is treating us like Gold and the Chicas were in abundance. My partner was trying to behave while I was beginning my selection process. All of a sudden when one chica had her tongue down my throat Luca taps me on the shoulder, hands me a napkin with a number on it and points to a girl at the end of the Bar ... It's Exon's Carolina, the republican with the shop! Yes Exon, she's working! Well I said Hi and promised to call today which I did. Yes, the rest is a bit murky, but Rosa Marie did kidnap me for the rest of the night and she remembered all my likes and dislikes. I will admit to being a little slow getting up today, but Carolina took care of "All" when she visited later this afternoon. Boy, she loves to play and be played with! Three trips around the world and I am still standing (kind of), what a way to kill a hangover!
Tonight: Dinner with friends and a new adventure begins shortly after. Now, if I can only avoid the ones I already know and stick with new talent I will be ok. What are the odds?
The Mouse is off and running!
Exon Reporting: Mickey Mouse has been fucking my Carolina !!!! What the fuck is this world coming too. I thought something was up when I got an e-mail from her. Why that little **** muffin. Good work Mickey. She's working in Catto's you say, I first found her in New Port, small town Buenos Aires. Well give us all a report and check your PM's regarding Maria Paula. ---- Exon
Exon123,
Not only Mickey Mouse is been fucking your Carolina !!!
but I understand he is also sucking your dick, since he
DATY Carolina ...
Mouse,
You are a ball of energy! Hope to see ya in about 5 days. We briefly met outside Excedra in mid March. Will you still be in town then?
go get em!
OTH
OTH,
I remember! Exon, Yup!
Everyone else, stay tuned for the differnce between "Murky & a Gap"!
MM
Exon Reporting: Ive sent Carolina an E-mail regarding this shameful incident of her having sexual intercourse with "The Mouse" and working at Catto's as a prostutite. I feal quite sure its based on her Republican instinks as a pure "working girl" Argentine Capitalist. The last I heard before leaving B.A. was that the "department store" was not doing well and the store needed "Marketing". Seems my Carolina needs more cash flow and has reduced herself to prostutition to produce that cash. Moreover it was just last week that I got an E-mail from her wanting to know when I was comming to town, she was lonely for me. Its now all falling into place with me. Carolina was just "using me" for my money & sex. Can anyone imagine that. Mouse we on this board would all appreicate a complete detailed report on the session. This would include how much you paid her, how long the session lasted, how many times you did her and in what possitions and a rating on her BBBJ skills. This might help other Mongers if they decide to try Carolina, as Ive made her some what Famous with my posting on her. Finally I believe that Carolina was just using the "Mouse" for money. Since she knew him well having had dinner with him many times with me and knowing he always wanted to fuck her. Well not widely known, but the Mouse and I talk from time to time and a decission was made sometime ago regarding Carolina that I was going to dump her. ----- Mouse check your PM's regarding Maria Paula ---Exon
Exon,
Do we have a picture of Carolina in this board?
We want to see how she looks like.
DWC
Hey you guys could save some money, just get rid of Carolina and shack up with each other!!!!!