The Reports of my Death have been Greatly Exaggerated !
[QUOTE=Sushidoc;450854]All,
I am looking for the best wingman in BA.
The famous tejano libre- aka Ramiro.
I need his email to schedule a tour on my next visit.
Believe it or not - his walking tours - even without the Darkside- are the best.
The man knows the best cheap eats in the city. I loved walking mictocentro with him.
So please help me get his email. The one he posts does not work.
Thanks.
Jon.[/QUOTE]Hola Amigos !
The Reports of my Death have been Greatly Exaggerated !
I have been on "Vacation" for a while but I am back in the saddle again . Always good to hear from my old , new and future friends.
I am available for absolutely anything that you can possibly think of for the most part . 18 by a few seconds ? Sounds good to me.
Seriously , I was wondering if anyone is coming down in the next few weeks or so because I desperately need my new glasses brought down from the USA and the only thing that I need to do is send them to you before you depart and I will make sure that you have an extremely memorable experience in BA !
And of course I will waive any and all of my fees happily .
Muchas Gracias Amigos !
Sincerely ,
Tejano Libre.
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You sir , shall be knighted and beautified ! Hopefully while you are still alive !
[QUOTE=Tmontana;456523]I will be coming down mid nov. Im bringing some cams for Jackson so bringing a pair of glasses is not a problem.[/QUOTE]YOU SIR , SHALL BE KNIGHTED AND BEAUTIFIED ! HOPEFULLY WHILE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!
I have never worn Prescription Glasses before in my life and these are the extremely highly rated and FUCKING expensive Tag Heuer Rimless Titanium latest and greatest frames that are no longer available and I am going to use Progressive lenses without the lines and unfortunately I have to have the lenses made here because the eye doctor was so kind. So I sincerely hope that they work as advertised !
HD ! The best lenses on the market specifically made for Rimless frames with the latest German , of course Trivex lense material. It doesn't scratch or break , it's ultra lightweight and ultra-thin. Going to lose these "Birth-Control" reading glasses that I have been ruining my eyes with for 15 years ! Just too VAIN to wear glasses I guess. I absolutely know!
This is the very, very special request that is extremely important to me at least ! The glasses absolutely have to be brought down inside the plane due to the extremely prevalent theft at the ARGENTINE airport ! Please !
$1000.00 is a lot to me now that I am the poorest guy in BA ! Fortunately I got about 90% off on the frames "New in the BOX" but killed on the lenses ! Still !
And one very special request for the future "Owner" of at leasthalf of everything that I own !
A very tiny Elsa Peretti Tiffany & Co. Floating heart pendant that you could even wear and a very expensive Bracelet that must also be put in your carry-on bags but it's a personal gift and I promise that I will KISS your ass at the Obelisco on a Saturday night at 12pm if anyone even asks you absolutely anything except :
Get this : " How many phones do you have and what kind are they?" And that's the CUSTOMS although Americans just slither on through the lines ! Unbelievable !
I will send you my personal 15 years worth of time and a Shit load of effort of Direct Whatsapp contacts RIGHT NOW and you can begin FLIRTING for GRATIS well before you leave the country and you can build your batting order slowly and carefully and I promise you that it absolutely doesn't hurt a single bit to make the girls feel a lot more relaxed and eager to meet you ! IT's actually worth GOLD !
So , my Glasses , a tiny pendant on a silk cord ( unisex ) and a Gorgeous Bracelet for a very SAFE and Gauranteed sexperiance in beautiful Crime free BA !
I sincerely appreciate your time and effort and of course your extremely Kind offer to make sure that I can have a great day Amigo !
Grassy Ass ,
Tejano Libre LIVES !
Please Accept My Sincerest Apologizes!
[QUOTE=Tomjohnst2000;460647]Hello fellow mongers.
I am new here, been lurking for a while and finally got a subscription recently.
I have frequented Canada and used their *erb forums mostly before covid.
Now I am going on a large trip with stops at several cities around the world and want to focus on mongering. Buenos Aires would be one of the stops.
Would appreciate if anyone could share pointers to either reliable providers or bookers/wingmen/agencies who can help me find providers, and any establishments that provide good service. Promise to come back with reports after visiting! I have read a lot of this thread and have some ideas already - but if someone has a secret sauce and is willing to share I will greatly appreciate that!
Messaged TejanoLibre and emailed him but he doesnt seem to read those for a few days now - so posting here to see if theres other experts who can help me :).[/QUOTE]Please refer to my very recent post concerning the opening of a Private Hangout for Us Boys!
It should answer some of your questions but Please , one word of advice , avoid the heavily photo shopped internet Scamming ´´ Ladies of Negotiable Affections!´´ Just my personal advice! I owe you for not doing my JOB!
Sincerely,
TL.
In desperate Need of your assistance!
I desperately need ''Jersey Joe's" Contact information because I had to wipe my entire computer that I have used for the last 15 years due to an endless attack by Fucking Computer Hackers!
I have had to change my e-mail address at least 5 times and those MF are still using my accounts and they deleted about 365 Contacts , turned on my computer's camera and took almost compromising pictures of my GF and me and I can promise you that we were definitely NOT studying the Bible!
Some CS changed my Mother's e-mail's contact Picture to me training a New Chica!!!!! I'm really pissed because I look terrible in the picture but I guarantee you that I am having a Great time!
So Yes; the rumors about Mark Zuckerfuck placing a Bandaid over the cameras on his computers is definitely true!
Back to my Dear Old Brother "Jersey Joe" , he is having health issues but I have wanted to call him for years so PLEASE if you can p.m me his contact information I will forever be Grateful !
Mr. Jaxson , you must have Joe's info because he always and Only stayed at your place .
I'm devastated and will be a lot worse if I can't reach him in time! Please believe me !
Thank You Kindly.
Sincerely,
Ramiro Guerrero.
The Only & The Original T.L has returned so let's all get LAID!
I will gladly send you my latest e-mail address if you are kind enough to p.m. Me!
In desperate Need of your assistance!
Please Read my following post!
Be Well!
TL.
Back in action After Being M.I.A. For So Long!
Back in action After Being M.I.A. For So Long!
I will reply to the PMs and "Let The Games Begin!".
Just been Crazy busy with my Day job!
Be Well!
Sincerely,
The Original and the Only.
TL!