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Of course I didn't fuck Jackie Onassis. I also did not fuck Elizabeth Taylor, Katherine Hepburn, Meg Ryan, Giselle Bundchen, Ayn Rand, and Harriet Beecher Stowe. I did fuck (a couple of times) a dwarf hooker (not a midget) in Denver by the name of Li'l Bit who later got murdered, if that helps.
But I would fuck Cristina. She's got those big lips so probably CIM would be the best idea. Or fuck her with most of her clothes on, pull out at the last minute, and jizz all over her fancy blouse.
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God Knows!
God knows that we have ALL paid for worse than Christina. And we liked it!
Continue to do so on a regular basis!
So no more bullshit!
There was that time that I was with Bush's daughters in Austin one night.
R