Trip Report. 4 Weeks in Asuncion
Back in the States now, I can say that I miss my four weeks in Asuncion. So it will be fun to re-live some experiences as I write this. I believe I have a responsibility to share information with others, because I benefited so much from the reviews and comments by Goodguy, aka Ken Apples, Hafrbo, World Traveler 69, Captain, HappyGoLucky, Tequila Tim, El Alamo, and others. Anyone interested in mongering in Asuncion should search these names on this site as well as [url]www.internationalsexguide.info.[/url]
The comments below involve some limitations you need to know up-front. First of all, I am an older man who likes sex in the morning after a good night's sleep. If you like sex at 8 PM or at 3 AM, these reviews could be largely irrelevant. Another limitation is that my greatest pleasure is in seeing the chica have pleasure during coitus. So I like a chica who naturally wants to go the full 10 rounds. Usually there's a good correlation between chicas who will go the full time with enthusiasm and chicas who enjoy two or three shots on goal, but you have to understand I am not a high-scoring kind of guy. A third limitation is that my Spanish is limited. I can make myself understood and read a newspaper, but I often have trouble understanding what people are saying. A final limitation is that I am a value shopper. OK, I'm cheap. In Buenos Aires, I would never pay top dollar for a girl from Black or Mahaodos when I could see an equally hot chica at a privado for much less money. On the other hand, I like things to be clean, very clean.
Overall, in 26 days on the ground in Asuncion, I had 33 sessions with 17 different chicas, if I am counting things correctly. On four days, I had no sessions, so it was a common pattern to see a chica for an hour and then immediately see another for 30 minutes or an hour. On my last day, I saw three chicas in a row, and it was heavenly. For some reason I do not understand, now that I am home, I requested no threesomes even though I often do threesomes in other countries. Of the 17 chicas, I had servicio completo with 8 at least once, and others offered it. Two spontaneously did besos negros and two others spontaneously offered BBBJCIM. Somewhat more than half started out with CBJ, but some switched to BB on subsequent visits. The 17 chicas varied widely in terms of their willingness to get turned on. Of the 17, 7 clearly did not become orgasmic, and a couple more seemed embarrassed (rather cutely) when they came and then covered their faces in mock shame. On the other hand, some were wildly orgasmic and just kept wiggling for more after a brief interval for catching the breath. Interestingly, the ones who liked their breasts kissed at the beginning tended to be the hottest as well as the most giving. Kissing breasts really does not do so much for me, but I am going to keep doing it to see if the girls who say 'rico' to the nuzzling really are hotter. For years, one young lady in Buenos Aires has been on my mind because of how turned on she became in anal. Now I have several from this Paraguay experience who are right up there in just craving it. Clearly some of these young ladies are getting more than money out of their work. I just appreciate the chica's mental ability to suspend the awkward payment situation in order to enjoy herself in the moment. It certainly does not always happen, and it often does not happen with the same chica who was able to let it happen a week before. But when pure sexuality emerges, even if quickly forgotten by the chica, it is a moment worth living and treasuring in an old man's mind.
All the chicas I experienced were pretty, young, and quite trim (OK, a couple had a few extra pounds but they were firm, youthful pounds with no slackness). The chicas in the inexpensive Microcenter apartments were usually relatively short, whereas the chicas in the relarively expensive outlying barrios (still in Asuncion but $10 taxi rides) were relatively tall even though they were not especially prettier than the low-rent chicas in other ways. Eyes were deep brown except for one (described under La Mansion VIP below). Skin color varied from German-Scandinavia whiteness to Mestizo deep brown; only one chica with African features was presented to me (out of 50 or more); she was hot actually. All breasts were natural, and size varied across the gamut. Most chicas presented were from 18 to 23 years old, and I think only two were over 30 at any apartment (I passed). All the chicas were free of any odor and cleaner than many gringas or Costa Rica Ticas; a couple had a few pimples on the butt or back but no blemishes in the vaginal or anal areas.
Unlike Argentina and very much unlike Costa Rica, none of the chicas claimed to be students, and none claimed that the casa work was only part-time to supplement work as a secretary or clerk. They claimed to work 8-hour to 12-hour shifts and saw 4 to 8 men per day. All except one had at least one child, (and most lived with their mothers. All denied current novios. Unlike Costa Rica, no one wanted my email address so that they could ask for money. However, the repeat chicas seemed genuninely interested that I might return to Paraguay. None appeared to want a non-professional relationship with this old guy. Only two visited me at my apartment, and they were great company, generous in all ways and with the clock, but the transaction was clearly monetary (fine with me). There was very little evidence of chicas becoming upset when I would choose other chicas, and some advocated for their friends. Overall, things were business-like and friendly, with these incredibly erotic moments that seemed to be quickly forgotten by the chicas. Most enjoyed looking at themselves in the mirror, whether they were doing oral, anal, or vaginal. They enjoyed seeing themselves penetrated. None of the chicas I saw spoke more than a few words of English, so all verbal communication was limited by my poor Spanish.
Highest recommendation: Valkiries. 905 Azara casi Estados Unidos upstairs on left– my favorite (see review under Asuncion Private Apartments List). 4 – 8 attractive chicas presented, most offering servico completo, regular hours from 9 AM to 8 PM Monday through Saturday. 120, 000/80, 000 one hour / half-hour rates with no upselling, clean sheets for every session, good mattress and bed, music, mirror, bath in room if you are first or across hallway if in one of the other rooms, friendly proprietess, overall friendly atmosphere. If you look for the chicas from Valkiries on the www.hot.py website, you will see photos of some of the chicas I enjoyed. These photos were taken in the same room where I spent some great mornings -- you can see the mirror that the chicas and I enjoyed.
Recommended (my second-favorite) : Harem, DeFrancia 226 casi Yegros upstairs. 3 – 5 chicas, mostly doable, but they line up together instead of presenting themselves individually so it is awkward to ask specific questions. 120, 000/80, 000 one hour / half-hour rates with no upselling, regular hours from 9 AM to 9 PM Monday through Saturday, On one day, only 2 of 5 offered completo. Very clean and large with comfortable and classy sitting rooms (could be nice in evening). Rooms are nice, but bathroom is in hallway (not a problem in the morning with few customers). Bed mattresses are thin with uncomfortable slats, and sheets are not always changed between sessions. Males answer the door, but they are personable.
Recommended: PyEscorts, Cerro Cora 462, casi Mexico. 3 chicas on each of three morning visits, at least two of whom were attractive, but the attractive ones did not offer completo. 150, 000/100, 000 G. One hour / half-hour rates with no upselling, clean rooms with good mattresses, bath down the hallway, good attitudes and politeness, open at 10 AM but not sure about closing.
Recommended but relatively expensive: Mansion VIP, requiring $10 taxi from the Microcenter south in direction of Jose Bogado, but no one states the exact address (freestanding home) even though the taxistas find it. 7 chicas. 6 of whom were lovely and most of whom were tall (this is the big difference from the Microcenter chicas). Also, they might have been just a little older at this casa – no 18-year-olds. 250, 000/150, 000 hour / half-hour rates, and my chica asked for 100, 000 additional for anal. Still, she was a great sex partner with a great sense of humor, large natural breasts, greenish-blue eyes, and very firm / trim butt. She was athletic and loved safe sex. All CBJ. Room was very nice, clean, and mirrored, with great bathroom. Bed slid all over floor, and the chica thought this was very funny.
Recommended with reservation: New Elite, Cerro Cora 217 casi Yegros. Three chicas presented, a little more expensive at 180, 000 including anal (I don't know other prices), with bathroom in the room and good, clean layout. The reason I have a reservation is that the staff and presenting chicas were not friendly or eager. The chica I chose (very pretty indeed) was very mechanical at first and tried upselling for BBBJ, but after 30 minutes she warmed up so that she was a like a totally different person. I ended up having some great anal with her. Posted hours are 10 AM to 9 PM, Monday through Saturday. Maybe they just aren't used to someone ringing the bell at 10:00 on the nose.
Not recommended: Agencia 310 located at De Francia 310 casi Yegros. This place was filthy. The guy who answered the door had wild filthy hair that highlighted his generally uncouth appearance. He escorted me to a stinky little room that had only a curtain covering the door, while claiming that his good room was ocupada. Some of the chicas were lovely, however. The prettiest had a special price of 250, 000 for the hour (most expensive I saw in the Microcenter, by far, and the rest were 150, 000. I just wanted to wash myself when I left this place. I feel bad for the chicas, some of whom might be great for calls back to one's hotel.
Not recommended based on my two visits but another reviewer recommended this place so it might be OK for some: Deseos, at 14 de Mayo 1008 casi Jejui. Each time three unenthusiastic chicas were presented, only one of whom met the average prettiness rating for Asuncion. I played once with the prettiest of the bunch, but the chica was a cold fish sexually. She said that she is hotter if she gets to know someone over time, but who would take the time when there are so many ladies who get hot in the first five minutes? Sorry I don't remember hours or rates, but the rates were not high.
Not recommended: Naomi, EEUU 525 casi 25 de Mayo. The chica was reasonably pretty but not enthusiastic, so I made a 30-minute appointment. The chica turned out to be unresponsive, and at the 20-minute mark there were knocks on the door. Another chica barged into the room to get her sexy outfit out of the lockers in the room, and then she locked herself in the only bathroom while I waited to take a shower. There was no one to complain to. The chica I was with called the other chica names but did nothing to make it up to me.
Rude to me on a Sunday but might be OK at other times: Gozanos, Parapiti 968 casi Farina. Like a lot of places, this place claims to be open 24/7 (lunes a lunes) , but service on Sunday mornings and early afternoons is generally bad. What really bothered me about this place is that the chica said at 11:00 AM to return at 2:00 PM, but then told me at 2:00 that the place was not going to be open the entire day.
Several other supposedly 24/7 places are not recommended for morning mongering but might be fine for evening and late-night mongering. There include Eden located at Azara 495; Movena Mia located at Azara 479; Mariana located at EEUU 258; and Tania located at Yegros 1250 casi De Francia. All four of these places appeared clean and presentable. The problem with all four of them is that the chicas looked very tired and unenthusiastic in the morning because they had been working all night so they just wanted to finish their shift. When I return, I am going to try some night-mongering at Eden located at Azara 495 and Movena Mia located at Azara 479. Their rates are 120, 000/80, 000 hour / half-hour, staff were very polite even though the chicas were tired, and their drawing rooms looked spacious and well-kept. Mariana's hourly rate was higher at 150, 000, and Tania charged me 180, 000 for an hour (but I think this might have been a chica upsell when she was temporarily in charge). Actually, the chica at Tania was gorgeous, but she had a jumpy, changeable quality in sex like someone with hyperactivity, whether natural or drug-induced. Although they claim to be 24/7, don't expect them to be open early on a Sunday afternoon.
I spent $20 in round-trip cab fare to go to Clase A near the racetrack (someone highly recommended this site), but they were not open in the early afternoon even though they advertised to be open (I should have called first). One afternoon, I went to Caballero 903, which claims to be open 24/7, and no one answered the door. On two different occasions I went to 14 de Mayo 1080 (just down the street from 14 de Mayo 1018) , and no one answered the door. Someone else had recommended this place. Maybe it closed or maybe there was a mix-up with 14 de Mayo 1018. 1080 appeared to be very run-down from the outside.
O'Leary 757 and O'Leary 796 were closed, as were a couple other places mentioned in prior posts.
In summary, I can recommend from personal experience only four casas, and I did a lot of repeat business at these casas in order to get in my 33 sessions. I just can't say enough in praise about Valkiries. 905 Azara casi Estados Unidos, where I was treated like a king and where I had some of the best sex of my old life. Obviously, however, in my attempt to find out about other casas, I ran into frustrations, but I think many of these other casas might be great places later in the day or night.
Four weeks in Paraguay are going to be too much for most mongers I know. One feels much more isolated and alone in Paraguay than in any other place I have ever been, and that includes Thailand, Taiwan, eastern Europe, and various countries in Latin America. For me, seeing the chicas was really a sidelight, an entertainment, because I was there to work on a writing project, and writing is inherently isolating. So it was a good environment for me, and I definitely will be returning to do more work and to play with those chicas, most of whom are unspoiled, sexually smoking, and inexpensive. I think nothing of spending $35 for lunch with wine in the States when I could give the same amount to a lovely young Paraguaya who is literally giving it everything she has got for a full hour. This is an old man's dream.
